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um stop making my grandparents hot
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14 years of being a Zelda fan and all thanks to newfound horniness over Megatron, i am finally Actually down bad for Ganondorf
(If this post shows up in TF tags i want to apologize i has already wrote them all out without censoring the names. I do post TF art btw check it out--
#my art#the legend of zelda#twilight princess#ganondorf#tloz#It was his death scene.#he looked so hot#when zant bresks his own neck and his FACE there as he dies Ugh delicious#anyway tf au talk now im not going to make life easy and good for megatron he's gonna go thru it guys#i absolutely will make his life hell and its going to be decepticon born. HE DOESNT GET TO JUST WALK AWAY!!!#debating making TC sadder.#debating killing starscream but i Will let you know if i do kill him its probably not going to be nice im going to be evil#i probably wont kill him#jk its 50/50#BUT i lied if i do kill him its going to be 50/50 wether or not its satisfactory or a good end for him i havent decided on evilness#megatron is going to suffer i can assure you of this#. i really hope this post doesnt show up in tf tags cuz like the art is not. about them...
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~Daemon Blackfyre, the Black Dragon~
Continuing my ASOIAF character portraits, we have Daemon Blackfyre. I was planning to draw the dance characters first, but drawing my OC Visenya inspired me to draw my favorite fail king🥰💖.
#puddingdemonart#his stupid red armor gave me hell 🙃🥲#its okay tho cuz he's hot#sadly being hot doesn't make u the legitimate heir sorry Daemon 😮💨😔#love my favorite pretender king 🤴❤️#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#fire and blood#game of thrones#hotd#house of the dragon#fanart#asoiaf fanart#hotd fanart#valyrianscrolls#daemon blackfyre#house blackfyre#blackfyre rebellion#house targaryen#artists on tumblr#asoiaf art#artwork#digital art
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absolutely enamored by rose quartz's body type and character design. especially after the pink diamond reveal. like, girl CHOSE to become a fat woman. and everyone around her (rightfully) thought she was incredibly hot for it. queen shit.
#eliot posts#su#steven universe#rose quartz#i could complain that she's the more conventional plus size model body type w curves in the ''''right'''' places#but im not going to#cuz this show came out in the mid 2010s on the tail end of the ''thin is in'' era#anything other than a size 0 being portrayed as attractive was fucking groundbreaking#hell a lot of that fatphobia is still up and kicking#it's still hard to find enough fat characters (at least. that aren't villains or laughingstock) let alone ones portrayed as HOT#anyway iirc seeing rose as a teen straightup made me have a minor sexuality crisis#her first couple episodes didn't do it. like something about her in lion 3 looked Off and i didn't like how her hair was animated#but by the time we got to 'we need to talk' ohhhh boy#she was so fucking pretty the way she looked the way she moved and talked#rewatching that ep as an adult i was still like HELLO
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I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes
#This is 100% swinging at a hell of a hornet's nest#Do I tag it?#Yeah fuck it we ball#fe3h#fe16#edelgard von hresvelg#claude von riegan#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#rhea fire emblem#I should probably clarify that I love all of these characters quite dearly#Well except Rhea#I think she's a good character but I'm not feral about her like Edelgard or charmed by her like Claude or desperate to save her like Dimitr#discourse#edelgard discourse#Edit: I actually don’t care about 3H discourse either way lol#there’s plenty of interesting shit to talk about in this game#also I get that the people who say “x did war crimes” actually don’t mean “this was bad because it violated the Geneva Convention”#but any time I see something about how many war crimes someone did (usually Edelgard or Dimitri) I just think:#“Hah it’s a war crime to deploy Cyril to rescue Flayn because he’s still 14 then”#also I got into this game because someone told me ‘so there’s a gal with an axe and trauma’ and I booted it up#and I have a friend who likes Rhea despite his moral reservations solely because ‘she’s hot tho’#and that’s also really funny#point is I don’t really wanna participate in most fe3h discourse cuz I have shit to do but this post isn’t meant to be a dunk on anyone#I’m not upset when I see it; it’s either funny or fine or sometimes right#I’m just gay for Edelgard and amused by the idea of applying the Geneva Convention to a world where it Clearly Isn’t A Thing
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The sun's not that way right now, because it's - the- the world's going in circles.
#ja'marr chase#noted scientific scholar#space enthusiast joe burrow watching this all hot and bothered#anyway.#this video is so cute so funny#were they just driving around LA or Miami or wherever (i presume cuz it sure as hell isn't cincy)#and ja'marr saw that statue and was like STOP THE CAR i need to make some content out of this!!#love his goofy tone of voice here#my man living his best life <3#having fun!#cincinnati bengals
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Boutta go sleep cuz my brain be lacking neurons rn but guys PLEASE hear me out
Supportive brothers for life. Also taggin the historyshipping queen @kyokittymeow
#Like hello? Hot evil bad guy falling in love with the main character's badass mom?? Count me the hell in#That one fanfic got me obsessing over them 4 like the past 9 months im gonna go do 39 backflips bye i need more of them#LISTEN THEY'RE BOTH HISTORY NERDS#You can't tell me Krux didn't feel a tiny bit of admiration for her#Oughh they're so cute#Nah cuz I had a random dream of them fighting in the museum after she finds out he is... well#Krux but all he does is flirt while they fight#Hell at first I was up to just lovey dovey Historyshipping BUT THEM FLIRT FIGHTING?? OH HOOOOOO HOT SHIT HOT SHIT#EVEN BETTER KNOWING THAT HE'S A VILLAIN WOOO#Ahhh i love being a multishipper#Garmasako and wusako (and maybe fungus w Misako)got me levitating too yall just let me enjoy this#lego ninjago#ninjago#art#lego ninjago fanart#my artwork#help me please#Ninjago krux#Krux and acronix#Krux ninjago#Krux#Acronix#Ninjago acronix#Acronix ninjago#Ninjago hands of time#Ninjago season 7#Hands of time#Ninjago time twins#Misako#ninjago misako
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Baritone Darry you are always in my thoughts
#brent and jpc and dan ily all youre all amazing amazing singers#but i hope one day we get baritone darry#thats a pet peeve i have with modern musical theater in general its all belty mezzo sopranos and tenors#and they sound great!!! theyre all very talented!!!!#but oh my GOD wheres the baritone and alto love. hitting high notes is not the only way to be a talented singer#yes well hit high notes are beautiful and impressive but have you ever heard a bass hit a note lower than the seventh circle of hell?#ITS SO GOOD#stop making everyone a mezzo soprano and tenor PLEASE im on my knees begging#they have their perfect places but PLEASE give me BARITONES give me BASSES give me ALTOS give me SOFT SOPRANOS#PLEASEEEEE#i wanted to do theater professionally for a hot second in middle and high school#and one of the main reasons why i gave up on that was because i was an alto (and knew if i started testosterone id be a baritone/bass)#and i know i wouldnt be able to book SHIT#and if i did go on testosterone (which i did eventually) i would basically only have a CHANCE at booking something if it was a revival#of a show from pre 2000#cuz i cant dance for shit so i couldnt be ensemble with a baritone track#that wasnt the only reason i chose a different career but godamn was it a big one#two-bit talks#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#darrel curtis#darry curtis
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We're not talking enough about one of the greatest romantic set-ups of all time: meeting two people who are deeply in love, even married, absolutely entranced by one another
and then going into a flashback where you find out they fucking could not stand each other at the jump.
Like fuck enemies to lovers, forget the long-haul of "maybe eventually they'll respect each other". Start me at the finish. Show me the adoration, the mutual respect, the unguarded affection, and then show me how she thought her wife was the biggest pain in the ass when first they met. I eat that shit up every time. Truly hilarious. Dad-with-unasked-for-cat energy up in this bitch.
#the problem with so many enemies-to-lovers stories is that you don't see ANY reason these people care about each other half the time#you just get 'i dunno hot i guess?' and it's boring as hell#whereas when you already know they've got this bedrock relationship and then you find out they were SO grumpy about the other person#it's somehow just a delight#the flashbacks for kima and allura in tlvom did a version of this and it made me so happy#we don't have to wait with bated breath to see if they're ever going to treat each other with admiration#cuz we know them that way from page one#it's just a matter of seeing the journey in reverse instead of being like 'is this...ever going to be...worth caring about?'
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I made a post earlier arguing that Higurashi is a horror story about child neglect and the premature loss of childhood, and I'd like to talk a bit about how I think this adds to the horror in Gou and Sotsu
Personally, I felt like Kai felt a lot more like a tragedy/mystery/action combo than psychological horror; I was never really scared, just sad. But Gou? Gou was horrifying to me, and definitely a lot more so to Rika too, and I think a good part of that reason is that in Gou she wasn't just being abandoned, but effectively targeted by the adults that were supposed to protect her
In Gou, while the horror is certainly also in the killings - I felt it was a lot more explicit and gorey than Kai -, it is mostly in the process of retraumatization. In Kai, Rika was more or less used to being killed, and numbed to it. But in Gou, Rika is faced with the horrifying reality that, even after being able to escape, she could be pulled back into the endless loop of trauma; so there was no way to escape that would be meaningful. This is all explicit text, so I won't waste a lot of time going into it. What I want to focus on is that this process adds an even bigger sense of helplessness that is typical to children trapped in abusive situations. Everything that happens is completely outside of their control, there is no escape, and the process happens over and over again. The unique vulnerability of being a child (both physical and social) is mirrored in that process of being trapped then and re-trapped in the killing cycles
Add to that the fact that Rika had gotten to grow up and was suddenly thrust back into helpless childhood, and things get even worse and more explicit in that sense. For a while, she had experienced what it was like to have at least a few more resources to help herself than before. She was not an adult, but she was a teenager, and she had a bigger support network. Then, all of a sudden, she was thrust back into being a child. Having to go back to the childish mannerisms she had left behind, which, as I pointed out in the original post, were always a performance that helped further alienate her; therefore, doubly so once she was able to leave that behind. Her desperation to be sophisticated, to act grown up, to go new places, was a form of rejection of the helplessness of childhood. To her, childhood was explicitly tied to trauma just as much as Hinamizawa was. Being shoved back into childhood was to have all her hard-earned agency stolen from her
Once again, this is explicit text, so I'm going to move on, but the point I'm trying to make here is that, if in Higurashi horror is tied to the loss of childhood, as I argued in the other post, to Rika, the horror is childhood itself. Once again, this is typical in children who endure abuse and neglect; an unsafe childhood only has the worst aspects of being a child - the dependance and weakness - without any of the best ones - the safety net, being taken care of, getting to play and be happy. Therefore, they don't see childhood as a good thing, but as something to escape in order to survive
So when Rika finds herself a(n even younger) child, she is again faced with the horror of having no choice but to rely on adults to take care of her. Which she's never had in the first place, but after the events of Kai, she at least knew some of them who could have helped her escape her terrible fate. I don't think it's a coincidence that the first two people who killed her in a way that made it clear these loops were different from the previous ones were Ooishi and Akasaka, exactly the two that most helped her escape fate in Kai. It really drove home that she had nowhere to turn to
When Satoko injected Rena and Mion, she ended up basically emulating the previous loops, and Rika never even knew it was different from the other times where Keiichi and Shion were the killers. It was when Ooishi killed her that she realized things were different, and, immediately, she decided that she would only go five more loops before she killed herself
And sure, the fact that this is the second time this happens certainly makes it harder to believe there's any getting out of it in a way that matters, but I don't think it's a coincidence that being betrayed by Ooishi is what finally makes her put a cap on how many times she's willing to try. Ooishi was once part of her safety net; one of the adults that helped change the game. Once he was the one who killed her, she was more alone than ever before. But she still had more people to turn to, so she decided she'd try more, at least a little
Then, of course, she was killed by Akasaka
Akasaka being next was just... Awful. Probably the most gut-wrenching death in Higurashi to me. While he couldn't be called a parental figure, he certainly was also the only adult she's ever had to take care of her. He certainly was the only adult she fully trusted. He was the only person, period, that she ever told she knew she was going to die before the final loop in Kai. Akasaka was her only ally, the only one she fully trusted, and the closest she had to a figure she could call a caretaker. So it's no wonder that, after he killed her, Rika stopped even trying at all; she was only counting down to keep her promise to herself, but she was no longer shown trying to change what would happen or making any kind of effort; she was merely counting down and dying again and again without respite. They didn't even bother showing us anything before the killings, because, to Rika, that was just white noise; she was just waiting out for them to happen. To lose Akasaka was to lose her last hope, and that's what makes the Gou deaths so much more horrifying than the Kai ones, because even the little miracles of respite she had before were out of her reach. For the first time, she was completely alone, without anyone at all to trust; and, as a child, if you have no one to trust and help, you simply die
The next ones are, obviously, hand-picked wonderfully (derogatory) by Satoko. Kimiyoshi may have never actually done his job, but he was Rika's legal guardian, and an adult she liked and felt she could speak to, even if she didn't really rely on him. Akane was literally the only present parental figure any of the kids had, and the one who first told them the Sonozakis would help with Satoko and her uncle, too. Keiichi was not an adult, but he was an older kid that she specifically believed was able to defeat fate. It might not have been the first time Keiichi had Hinamizawa Syndrome, but it was the first time he specifically turned against Rika, and that had to have been horrible. And Satoko, obviously, was her best friend, not to mention the only other person who came close to understanding Rika's situation as a child who had to be an adult in practice while still having to act and deal with the vulnerabilities of being a child, and the only one who was, literally speaking, always by her side
I think the fact that Satoko specifically picked adults and the two kids Rika trusted as capable of changing fate (coupled with the aforementioned helplessness caused by not knowing if she could ever truly escape even if she did escape this once) was what made everything work out so fast for Satoko. Altogether, it only took her 8 loops to convince Rika to stay in Hinamizawa. If she hadn't fucked up with the trap situation, Satoko would have probably been the looper to get what she wanted with the least amount of times in history. It took Rika over 100 just to be able to survive. And Satoko got what she wanted after only 8, because she knew exactly what she needed to do to break Rika: make it clear she would get no adults to rely on, and, therefore, would never be able to save herself. Because in Higurashi, the horror is in child neglect, and Satoko created a situation where that would be inescapable
#my hot take is that gou and sotsu are fucking genius ill never understand why people hate on them so much#like. yeah i miss my best friend and lover mion and i get when people say they miss the other characters#but there's a difference between 'this didn't really help with how much i missed my faves' and 'the season was bad in quality'#i think sotsu and gou are much superior to kai. first of all they do a much better job of being horror#but they are also a lot more complex#the characters are more complex and so is the story#the whole lesbian exes revenge situation is so fascinating and interesting#kai is run off the mill defeat the villain and escape the loop. gou and sotso are way more interesting#not to mention that the way they recreated the situations in the Kai loops when in fact something completely different was happening#was just fucking brilliant#like yeah the last episode was underwhelming i agree#but i don't think the end of kai was all that satisfying either lol#we might have gotten everything we wanted as viewers but there were soo many plot holes#to this day i dont understand why the fuck takano wanted to gas the whole village in the first place#im hoping the VN/manga can help me understand what the hell her motivation was cuz ive got nothing#like yeah her grandpa was treated like shit. how would gassing all of hinamizawa change that though#like it wouldn't help her research get better treated because she knew from the start it would be covered up as a volcanic eruption????#it's just stupid#anyway#gou and sotsu are a much better rounded story with more interesting dynamics and characters#and while im more attached to kai because my faves are in there#its really weird how people treat it as a fake season and shit#when there is SO much juicy shit in there to explore#higurashi#higurashi when they cry#higurashi no naku koro ni#higurashi gou#higurashi sotsu#higurashi no naku koro ni gou#higurashi no naku koro ni sotsu
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THE MOMENT I SAW THIS MAN WITH HIS HIS HAIR DOWN MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY
LIKE, HELLO? WHO IS THIS SEXY SASSY PRETTY THING?
MY GOD I CANT FORM PROPER SENTENCES LOOKING AT THIS
#am i dead?#cuz its hot like hell in here#he's so sassy#so pretty#never was so happy to be bi#arcane#arcane silco#silco
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King Sausage, lord of acting like what's clearly something emotionally important isnt
#empires smp#empires s1#empires scott#empires mythicalsausage#champion of exor au#my art#mythicalsausage#scott smajor#dangthatsalongname#can you spot the easter egg :3?#this page took me a bit longer to make cuz... this week has been one hell of a hot mess
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When the Bhaalspawn pirate ship captain helps you adjust your skirt ☺️
These two have had tension since DAY ONE. And yes—Nara’s type is giant walls of muscle.
#hot as hell#get it cuz like he’s a tiefling#artists on tumblr#art#artwork#digital art#digital illustration#dnd#dnd art#dnd character#nara teshurr#atlas moonscar#dnd ocs#dnd campaign#dndart
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*we all cheer in unison*
THE GOOBER!!!!
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted guy#redacted honey#redacted hot boi summer#redacted early access#i didn’t think i missed him so much#but i missed him lots :)#i really need to tell my manager to stop scheduling me on fridays#cuz it makes my shifts hell#knowing i gotta wait
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Summary: Finally able to inspect what was once his childhood bedroom one night, Ingo spots something glowing green in the dark.
Might I offer you something short and soft this sunday afternoon
#submas#subway boss ingo#subway boss emmet#almost forgot to post this!! oopsies!!#its been wicked hot/humid here the last few days and ive been tired as hell cuz of it#also not including the one going up on the 14th this prolly the last sunday one shot for a little bit#finally managed to work through my comppleted fics! yippee!#theres still a bunch more wips but i can actually work on them now that my fic folder doesnt feel as cramped#anyways#hope you enjoy!
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i hate that things cost money they should make things free if ur enough of a pervert abt them
#*subtly closes my 56 tabs on different knives*#okay i know all knives arent that expensive and like there are many more affordable ones but i am measuring them based on how sexy#they look and what they sound like when theyre opened/closed (bc i want a folding knife. i considered an otf but tbh theyre just not#as sexy. and well ig balisongs r sexy but not for my purposes so folding or ots is where my interests lie) and tbh all the ones#that make the best sound r kinda expensive. bc the quality of material/locking mechanism/etc and bc some have customizations#that make em sound better that get even more expensive. so like all the good knives r like. 300+ which is crazyyy ough i just gotta get#a cheaper one n save for a really good one ig but im so picky i cant choose -_-#rn im tied btwn an okc foldable rat or one of the qsp penguins but oughh im so split on it#i have been mulling this shit over for WEEKS and oughh the rats r on sale rn and r cheaper in general but ough the qsp penguins r so#hot…. like i think i might want a penguin more but idk when they’ll go on sale cuz they r budget knives but that doesnt mean theyre cheap….#ugh idk. it’s whatever :/#oh holy shit just checked ebay 2 see if i could get a used one for cheaper and NOBODY TOLD ME THEY MADE FULLY SERRATED PENGUINS#WHAT THE HELL. limited edition and expensive but oh my fucking god maybe i need 2 be considering serrated knives….#well no i shouldnt those would be harder to keep sharp but holy shit. i didnt know they had fully serrated ones…. hot….
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