#how i didn't know i was gay sooner i have no clue

[prettyboypistol]

Mercs realize that they are in love with their friend with benefits (preferred male please) love your headcanons,have you a nice day

Mercs Realizing They're In Love With a FWB || TF2 x M!Reader

Scout

Gay panics HARD

Out here acting like sucking dick made him catch the homo fr

He avoids you and even the topic of you. As soon as someone brings you up he changes the topic or gets mad.

He's mad at himself for thinking of you in a romantic way since you two CLEARLY said that this was just a way to blow off steam.

Probably takes it out on you, Def calls you a slur and feels really bad about it.

Jeremy knew what he had to do. He had fucked up severely and now he had to be a man about it. With a sucking in of breath, he knocked on your door. God, he hated himself so much for calling you that.

"Hey I-"

Your broken expression tore him to shreds. Your eyes were puffy and cheeks were red from crying.

After about an hour of crying, amending things, and a good punch to the stomach, you two eventually patch things up. You two don't know exactly what's going to happen going forward, but there won't be anymore name-calling.

Engineer

Suddenly a lot more gentle and romantic out of nowhere.

Like, he was usually a great friend and there for you, but out of the blue. He's checking up on you. He's handing you things you ask for, even if it's out of his way to do so. Etc etc

Kind of adverse to any sort of sexual favors bc he feels like he's taking advantage of you.

Eventually musters up the courage to speak his mind.

"Hey Dell, you wanted to see me?" You hummed as you shut and locked the door to his workshop. You assumed that you two would be breaking the dry spell that had been going on as of late, but the expression Dell had on his face clued you in otherwise.

"Listen, I've got something to tell you about. And I feel like straight shit for not saying anything sooner- but I think I'm catching feelings for you."

Dell sucked in a breath as he waited for your response. God, it was hell for him to stare you in the eye, but he was a man too! He was going to face you like one!

Demoman

"well shit"

He's not happy about it, but he is not othered by it in the slightest.

Def tells you right away like "if you wanna continue fucking that's cool but I really like you."

He still keeps treating you the same and is really calm and open about his feelings, even if he hits the booze a little more in downtime to cope with his feelings.

"Hey lad, c'mere." Tavish mumbled loud enough for only you to hear. Worried, you follow him quickly into the vacant hallway. With the way Tavish's demeanor was completely serious. "There's something you should know about." "Why? Did something happen?" You asked. Tavish nodded before he continued.

"Well ah, I caught a bit of feelings for you laddie, and I felt like- like you should know that before we do anything more. Just in case that changes anything. I just really got hit with how much I fucking like your personality as well as your physicality, y'know?"

Pyro

They swing from avoiding you entirely to keeping you a maximum of 3 feet away from them at all times. Mainly because of how their hallucinations and reality distorts their perception of you and how they exist around you.

Hates the fact that if it came out that they were fucking a man, Pyro would get made fun of more by the mercs.

You have no clue why Pyro is extremely hot and cold with you suddenly, but you don't feel like it would be ethical to have sex with them when they're cuddly and affectionate.

They tell you that they love you constantly when they're all over you and a hell of a lot more protective/jealous/paranoid about your affections.

Even when they are avoiding you, they still keep an eye on you to keep you safe.

"Pyro?" You call. They had been avoiding you for weeks. It pained them to avoid you, but they knew that they had to. They just didn't want to hurt you.

"Pyro please talk to me. I- I feel like you're struggling with something. Do you want to talk?" You would have offered to have a cup of tea or engage in Pyroland, but it was probably best to talk to them when they are clearly more terrified rather than euphoric.

You finally got a response. Pyro nodded.

Spy

god DAMMIT

Ghosts you until he feels better. Like total asshole mode until you hate him.

it's his idea that nobody is allowed to love him. The last time he loved someone he abandoned his son.

It hurts like hell for him, especially when you try to talk to him. He brushes you off and ignores you until you get the hint that he does NOT want to talk to you anymore.

Keeps the picture he has of you asleep in his bed in his wallet. It's his best picture of you since you look so at ease and peaceful- almost as if you trusted him with your very life and heart.

Sniper

Bro this man is AWKWARD

Still smashes tho

Mundy really thinks that giving you head counts as a love confession fr

Genuinely though, he's a lot more intentional with mini acts of service. He invites you to have a cup of coffee, offers you a cigarette when he opens a pack, just the little things you know?

A lot more blushy and shy when you talk to him/tease him.

"Mick Mundy." You called, the mischief in your voice clear as day. Sniper was never more envious of Spy's cloaking device as you made your way over. "Hey there handsome, is your evening free?" You loved the way his face flushed and how he pulled his hat down to cover himself. You could tell the very moment he fell for you, and you just loved teasing him!

Medic

He doesn't like the fact that he's fallen in love with you, but knows he can't really do anything about it. (He's tried a lobotomy, but he lost feeling in his ring finger for a week.)

Keeps it friendly, but def "dirty talks" in German to you stuff like "you're so beautiful" and "I adore you" to kind of feel better about his crush

Gets jealous of you hanging with the others more to the point of you noticing. (Glares, more touching, etc)

Eventually tells you in English, but def in a heat of passion moment. Ludwig kept near you during the fight, but a rain of bullets dropped down from out of nowhere. Despite how much Medic tried to battle the onslaught, he wasn't powerful enough to stop the bleeding. "Liebe! God DAMN IT!" Ludwig shouted as you dropped down to the ground. Of course you would respawn in a few seconds, maybe- just maybe, since you were dead... "I love you."

Heavy

He's open about it, but demands you to keep it quiet.

He asks you to please keep everything quiet, especially if you reciprocate. He trusts you enough to keep his sexuality a secret, but he wants both of you to stay safe.

Mikhail acts a lot more kind to you, little acts of kindness.

PLEASE call him nicknames he gets so blushy. "Big Bear" "Big Guy" "Handsome", all make him scream internally.

As you wind down from the absolutely wild night you two shared, Mikhail held you tight as the alarm clock flashed 4:06AM. "I have to say something." Heavy mumbled into your neck. "What is it?" You respond as sleep sews itself into your consciousness. You tried to stay awake, but he was just so warm and cuddlyyy... "I love you." "I love.. you too"

Soldier

VERY uncomfortable with his feelings

called himself straight, even despite you two's "arrangement". Man's so far in the closet he's found the forest the wood is from.

He is fully aware that he's in love with you, but he refuses to acknowledge the feelings. He wants to kiss you. He wants to hold you. He wants to keep you safe and care for you.

Def daydreams of a domestic household with you(stfu he doesn't mean to imagine you that sexy when you wear an apron)

"Solly?" You hum, a smile blooming when you see your little soldier. "You spacing out?" "I'M MORE THAN SENTIENT, PRIVATE!" Jane responded. He took a step back when he realized how damn close you suddenly had gotten. "What's got you smiling like that? Thinking about the Revolution?" You teased. "OF COURSE!" He lied. He was thinking about you and him on a hillside holding hands.

[greentea-mp3]

I realized I was queer when I was like 12 and I have no clue how I didn't realize sooner. Women are so beautiful and I really do not like super masc guys (I still like men but not as much as women).

My big brother is gay so I knew that being gay was okay my entire life because he taught me that it was. I think he turns 26 this year and I turn 17. Yes, he is 9 years older than me. So that kinda makes it weirder that I didn't know sooner.

I realized I was trans maybe a year after I realized I was queer but that kinda makes sense. I didn't have the typical trans childhood. I'm afab and I actually really wanted boobs lol (it's just when I started getting them that I realized I didn't want them). I was a really girly kid and I honestly still like a lot of things that are traditionally girly. Pink was my favorite color when I was a kid, then I was told it was a girly color so I didn't like it anymore, now it's my favorite color again because I actually really like it.

I'm just ranting at this point lmao.

[kimium]

My first memory of you is when I dragged myself out of that basement over Reading Break. I knew my father had invited my brother's new English teacher to dinner, and I was tired with the stress of university tests and home work, and other stressors that still leave a shadow on my heart.

I imagined a grandmotherly woman, maybe even a widow, with the same air of "polite and proper" I was used to from every other older guest my parents had over from the church or school.

When I finally saw you, a young woman not much older than myself, wearing clothes that fit much more to my style than the elderly ladies at the church, sitting there politely enduring what appeared to be similar to an interrogation led by my father and also my grandfather, I damn near got whiplash. And then I was curious. Sitting down and talking, I was trying to gauge just what would be appropriate to talk about. It was when you brought up NBC's Hannibal that you really lit up and I was pleasantly surprised and also excited to have someone I could talk to about the show. It was at that moment that I actually regretted not having come upstairs sooner to take a break from schoolwork and studying. You were (and still are) so cool and I really enjoyed talking with you. I will say, I think it was that bravery to talk about that particular show that led to us growing closer during our next meetings.

My brother would later that evening tell me that he knew we would be friends. I brushed him off at the time because I was excited and intrigued, but I also was still preoccupied with school, so I didn't have much energy to give to friendships and relationships. Don't tell him, because he will gloat even more than he does about being right already, but I am so happy he was right and that you and I are friends now. 💜💜💜

(From this ask post HERE)

I know I've said this before but I really love I was not what you expected.

Anyways, I still remember how your father asked if I'd like to come over for dinner. Truth be told I almost didn't go to church that evening. I was exhausted from the week but then I remembered "I'm in a small town and work for the separate school system. If I don't go to mass on a semi-regular basis they might talk?" So, I went. When your father first approached me and introduced himself I legit almost blue screened and worried he was going to ask about your brother.

Instead I got a dinner invite?? And like I couldn't be rude and say no... so I said yes.

They actually told me about you in the basement when I first arrived. I felt a little bad because here we are having fun upstairs while you're studying in the basement. So when you came up I was excited. Finally I get to meet this "Meagan" person they mentioned.

Truth be told I just fretted for about 65-70% of the time I was over that I'd make a bad impression and be the source of silent gossip over town. Very glad to hear I did not make a bad impression and my talking of NBC Hannibal helped pave the way to us becoming friends.

By the way, I was told earlier you like anime by your mother or father (sorry forgot who said it) with the air of "Hey I know you taught in Japan for two years". Somehow it did not clue into me that talking about anime at the table might actually be a better alternative than talking about a show with a gay cannibalistic serial killer LOL.

Oh well. I had my BNHA shirt at the time. You saw it. Everything worked out in the end.

Yes! You mentioned your brother predicted we'd be friends. I'll never tell him this don't you worry. We can't let the success of predicting right go to his head ahaha.

I'm also so happy we're friends still!! You made my two years of teaching in a different place a much better experience!

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

Dating Beverly Marsh Would Include...

Requested: [I'm sorry I can't remember who requested this or if this was an anon, I'm sorry!] Hey, could I request some headcanons about dating Beverly? (Also if you could add in the reader having homophobic parents 💕)

Warnings: obviously there will be homophobia, [at the end so people can skip if they need to read safely 😊] specifically from the readers parents so please feel free to skip if need be. And remember my blog is a safe space 💕 oh yeah theres also plenty of grammar/spelling errors i'm sure

A//n: This was WAY longer than I anticipated. I just kept coming up with more stuff and holy crap I love writing Bev x readers???? Please request more Bev Edit: this was in my drafts forever and again as much as i have been trying to get requests out in order, it's been pretty tough but at least this way stuff gets out sooner so here ya go.

Okay

First of all..

Y'all make the CUTEST COUPLE, OKAY?!

Like no joke

You know that cliche about girls stealing their boyfriends hoodies/clothes??

Well that goes for both of you and you both are always swapping clothes cause you both love each other's sense of style

Plus, ya know, it's got that great boyfriend girlfriend smell

It's cheesy and played out, but it's honestly so wholesome, and again, you guys each have an interest in each others senses of styles

If you're bigger than her, and her clothes don't necessarily fit you, pfffttt no big deal, she had a million blankets that smelled like her and then you two got together and now she can only find like,, two. But that doesn't mean she doesn't love stealing your clothes!! They're baggier on her but oH MY GOODNESS DOES SHE LOVE THAT. She just loves being able to completely immerse herself in your stuff. Especially when she isn't feeling safe in her own home and you aren't around, the best thing for her is to wrap herself in her your stuff and be comforted by you. Uggh, its hella sweet

But let's start from the beginning...

Both of you knew about each other from school

You definitely heard the many rumors about "Beaver-ly Marsh"

Not that you participated, but you were always overhearing rumors from gossiping girls and bragging boys in your class

Your school wasn't huge but it wasn't small either

But it was kill or be be killed, and rumors spread like the damn plague

It was inevitable

And it was just a matter of time before you overheard the several rumors of the "slut" who did it with every guy in school.

You'd roll you're eyes at the word and the ridiculous insinuations, knowing the massively overplayed game of telephone that ruled your school was not necessary the most credible source of information

And you were positive there were rumors about you, I mean, it really wasn't possible to go to that school without a rumor going around

Everyone had one

Anyways, you never paid much attention to them, but then you met her...

And oh no.

Immediately, it was:

You already never paid much mind to the rumors, but when you got to know each other??

Nuh uh.

No way

Not Beverly

No no no no, no

She was way too sweet, and shy, and beautiful, and awesome, and funny, annnd oh no the damn butterflies were back and shit she made you feel things

And you??

Bevery had no clue she was into girls until you came along...

You were her gay awakening and her being so used to all those nasty things people said about her and all those boys??

Even though it wasn't true, any of it, she still always expected that eventually one day she'd get her first boyfriend, to love and cuddle with and everything normal

Again, then you came along and her heart was all like

BOOM BOOM BEECH

You both danced around each other a lot. Seeing as you were two precious little gay beans that lived in a conservative town in the 80s, it wasn't exactly the most accepting environment and you guys didn't know if the other was into girls at all

On both sides it was "does she like me or is she just really laid back and friendly???"

It took way too long to figure out you were both into each other

If I'm being completely honest here, y'all were like the female reddie

Two girls who became best friends and always bickered like crazy to hide your feelings

The way you two found out you had feelings for one another was bumpy and awkward but silly and cute nonetheless

It came off in a passing comment that just slipped out

The two of you were having a sleepover like you did every Friday night you were available

and you two were laying on her bedroom floor talking about anything and everything staring at the ceiling

Her radio was playing in the background and the two of you were surrounded by various snacks you had been munching on all throughout the night and the conversation drifted to gossip about your peers at school

It went a little something like this:

Y: "Did you see so and so today??"

B: "Yes!!"

Y: *laughing* "Yeah, what the hell was that?"

B: I have no idea what goes on in her head...

B: but I guess I gotta give her some credit, she's always super confident and I'm like, 90% sure that's what makes her the most desirable girl in the 8th grade"

Y: "I guess that makes sense"

B: "I do wish I had her confidence. Maybe I'd have better luck romantically"

Y: "Oh please, like you need that. You're infinitely more attractive than her"

B: "What?"

Y: *panicked* "What?"

B: *slowly sits up with smug ass smirk on her lips* are you saying you find me... attractive?"

Y: ..."what?" *sweating*

B: *still smirking* "Wait,"

Y: "WhAT?"

B: *stILL smirking* "do you-?"

Y: *full on gay panic* "No!"

B: *smirking and blushing*

B: *lays back down* "well, I think you're pretty attractive yourself, if it's any consolation"

She's still so nervous though so it comes out in a whisper

She's 99 percent certain you just accidentally revealed your crush to her but her heart was p o u n d i n g anyway

What if it just came out wrong and that's why you panicked???

Had she just revealed her crush to you by mistake???

But no

You both were a blushing mess and it did not go unnoticed by either one of you

You're hands kinda accidently brushed and you both just had a heart attack on the spot

But the connection you two had that night

You both just... knew

You guys kinda just... happened

After that you both were aware you liked each other

But it was kind of unspoken

At first

It's not like you guys never talked about it, but you two definitely became more touchy and flirty

Holding hands when no one was looking

Shortly before you guys happened and before that night, she had introduced you to losers and they just totally accepted you as one of their own

You got along especially well with Richie (wonder why)

But Bev wasn't too happy about this particular fact...

Especially after you two got together

She wasn't necessarily jealous, especially cause she already had a sneaking suspicion about his feelings for another loser, but because he took up a lot of her time with you

But then, to her chagrin, Richie found out about you two

the eight of you were hanging out in the clubhouse, and Ben had to make some adjustments so him and the others left momentarily to help him get the resources

Except you, and Bev

You two volunteered to hold down the fort [literally]

aaaaaaand you two wanted to have a few minutes alone together too,

Nothing scandalous or anything like that, but you two didn't get be close around the losers

Then Richie returned way earlier than expected [turns out he was doing more harm than good and they sent him back]

He was just outside the entrance and he overheard you two

"I wish we could tell them,"

"I know. And it's not that I don't think they'll accept us, it's-" *sigh* "I'm just not ready... I'm sorry"

"Don't be. It's okay, we can tell them when we're both good and ready."

"Thank you, Y/n."

Richie just kinda stood there thinking about what he just heard

I mean, it made sense, you guys were really close, but then again, that's just how he thought all girls were

But everything else kinda made more sense the more he thought about it

And, it honestly reminded him of him and Eddie

More specifically, how he felt about his best friend

Now naturally this was a very emotional moment, but Richie Tozier being Richie Tozier wasn't about to waltz in there and give some sappy speech about he accepts you guys and he's here for you no matter what

No, no, no

He laid down on the forest floor, sticking his head in the clubhouse scaring the shit out of you two and said

"You guys should really be more quiet, Ben may be a suspiciously good overnight kid architect sensation but he has yet to soundproof this baby"

He then stuck his arm inside the clubhouse, patting the ceiling, shaking a couple spiders loose from his his hand in disgust

"Richie...!"

You two jumped apart and you about nearly shit your pants

"Relax, I'm not gonna tell anyone,"

You both were startled as hell and absolutely disgruntled but the two of you looked at each other, simultaneously breathing a sigh of relief

He got up and joined you two in the clubhouse, and began lounging in his usual spot in the hammock, arms behind his head

"So, this means you two are both into girls, huh?"

Once again, you looked at one another and back at him, nodding shyly

He plastered on the most mischievous smirk you had ever seen and nodded his head, his huge eyes squinting slightly from behind his glasses

"niceee"

This of course was followed by simultaneous eye rolls, Bev even threw her gum wrapper at him but you laughed

It was a relieved laugh

Here you were, exposed and unintentionally outed to Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier and sure enough his reaction was "nICE"

It was honestly a relief and kinda hilarious

You guys just kinda broke out into laughter

It was nice moment

***TRIGGER WARNING FOR [PARENTAL] HOMOPHOBIA BELOW***

And for a while, everything was great. That was, until your parents began to take note just how much time you were spending with Bev

They kept an eye on it at first

Then they started asking questions

You knew this day would come one way or another

Hell, you grew up with them after all, you knew what they thought about people like you and it broke your heart

It terrified you

And it's exactly what you heard every night when you tried to fall asleep, their voices speaking to you clear as day; how disgusted they were. They weren't really there of course and it wasn't until you became a loser that you found out what that voice was...

The point is, your deepest fear was being realized so you did what you could do

Lie

And it seemed to work. Briefly

Your mother had come in to check on you two for the fifth time - usually she checked on you two four times since their suspicions - and found you two snuggled up on top of your sleeping bags

Your mother screamed, scaring the crap out of you guys and you jumped apart

Your mother was thrown into hysterics and went to fetch your father, wailing like a damn baby

Needless to say that night was a long one for everyone

And as if things couldn't get any worse, just days later you found out that Beverly had been taken by It

Immediately, every doubt, every fear, every inkling of shame your parents and your community had drilled into you was forgotten and all that mattered was getting her back

You and your friends literally went through hell to get her back

Needless to say it was a terrifying ordeal but you all had each other's backs and everyone came out okay

When you left Neibolt, you and Beverly were hand in hand

You couldn't give a flying fck about it, you just fought a shape-shifting demon clown you could face your small minded parents

And more importantly you knew even if your parents didn't support you, you had other people who did that and that was enough

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Hope you enjoyed, sorry it's so long and again this is out of order of who requested it so I'm sorry to those of you who had stuff in before this, but I've just been stuck for too long and I needed to get things moving again. Anyways, I hoped you guys like this and again, omg I love writing Beverly!!! I would not be offended if you guys asked for more Bev fics/hc when I open up requests again

[chillzandthrillzguild]

The Cleansing Hour

The Cleansing hour: 2019

Run time: 1:31:21

Director: Damien Leveck

Plot summary:

Another successful "exorcism" streamed online - or so it seems. Can the "exorcist", producer and their team bring the ratings up? Ratings skyrocket when a real demon gets involved.

Warning!!! Spoilers!!

I'm just gonna jump into this one because thats how this movie rolls. From the start, you meet a cast of wannabe hollywoods wh are messing with a bunch of stuff that doesnt or shouldnt be messed with. This group of characters makes money off of faking exorcisms and for some reason like a decent amount of people believe it's real. the lead mal of the show is called max and after a hour long shtick of him pretending to be a priest, max runs off to bars and meets his fan groupies who he sleeps with. Then thus mentioned groupies have the single brain cell power to say 'are you really a priest??' like I met you at a bar in a leather jacket and tight jeans while singing karaoke. Do you really think he's a priest?? like eeeessshhh can they throw in the typical dumb female character or what. Drew is the second ml who seems to be the brains of the operation and whose GF from the commercial gets possesed by a demon, hes a nerd charmer/nice soft punk type, she a smart wants better things for him/them type thats forgettable. Im 30 minutes into this movie and so far the best line in the movie is by the demon who point-blank says that the reason it's there is because 'You mess with the bull, sooner or later your gonna get the horns.' Boom! mic dropin some truths. Some pretty good special effects and some classic scares have hit our screen but some less desirable tropes are hanging around that I hope will redeem themselves. Lined up in the waiting room are:

-Classic hottie young blonde who is too good for her surroundings and also a bit punk and may be hiding a computer savvy brain.

-guy who pops a pill of something illigal via beer and now is having a bad time of it.

-a single short lived gay character who dies (sad because they seemed to have a brain between their ears and when they saw some suspic shit they turned and tried to leave like 'nope, fuck this')

- two ditsy, attractive, date seeking, constantly at some sort of bar/scocial spot BFFs

-rich parents are too rich to notice their very young son watching bad things live via the internet

-classic washing your hands and suddenly it becomes a blood scene

What will become of these tropes? Who knows next update in 30 min.

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uuugugghhh cringyness:

the ml max has to do a strip, and the hokey pokey and I had to pause because of the cringe level. talk about Max's career going down the toilet also, the rich kid is still watching like ew kid get a clue for a sec and change the channel. like when I was that age I couldn't even watch Disney characters kiss because it cringed me out and I didn't want my parents to know they were kissing. let alone doing the full monety.

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*cue flashback to childhood and scary nuns who believe in physically abusing children*

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Gasp the waiting room of tropes has a development:

the hot blond girl who is apparently only in her first year of college has admitted that at prep school she studied ancient languages. like honey shut up. I know you googled that shit via voice search 100 times because you were just guessing. I took Latin for 2 years in college and I can barely say my name and colors.

But with this, she has successfully put herself on the full-fledged trope as Hottie with a High IQ.

Also, can we talk about how calm they are??? like no one is talking through tears and snot. no one is begging for divine entervention or sending some sort of help signal out to the REAL priests. Nah there like we got this, hottie with a brain took anchient languages elective for a semester in HS, and ive got a search engine that some weirdo coded online for free. we good. we So got this. *Que group High five*

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40 min in and that kid is still watching. With the volume on at the dinner table while his mom has been taking pictures of her food for like 20 min for social media. This kid is straight-up gonna need therapy.

max won't give up his secret of being a fake priest and how the merch that is like 4.99 an embroidered towel isn't personally blessed via the vatican to save Drew's GF. like woooooooowww max you got nude on live you think fake blessed dollar store towels is whats gonna ruin your career.

like to save my supposed BFFs GF all I had to do was tell the truth, iid be like when I was 6 i cheated on my spelling test and I was the one who farted in the car last week and then when i was 7 and then when I was 8 etc etc ect. like duuuuudddddeee get yo priorities together.

Child update: still watching and lookin real concerned.

also: you put your fingers in a demon's mouth, you gonna get bitten. okay. common sense.

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Hottie blondie dead. like so fast. like under 5 seconds. they could have done something really scary here but they were like no shes runned her usefulness.

then comes a scene with a couple broken down somewhere and i legit had to check if it was a mid movie ad. lol then it connected back to the story but that amused me pretty well.

Also Boy scouts name drop and delirious stress laugh boy bond moment.

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random introduction of new scary thing like??

is this a supernatural flic or a creature feature?

Update of the waiting room:

The high guy has awoken and I would have pretended to be passed out the whooooollleee time.

apparently he is so high he can see between the veil of our world to the good vs evil one.

Then they just abandon him in a bathroom alone and trippin ballz, like duuuudes take him with you he shouldn't be alone rn. also the bathroom is a terrible place to die.

Also, 5 points to Drew who at one point has enough of the snarky demon and tells it to just shut the F up while pointing right at it. like codos bro thats brave.

And 5 points to Max for praying to the Blessed Virgin Mary. That was a nice moment.

The high guy is dead and as he fades away the demon lets out a resounding 'Dont do drugs, kids'.

Child update: he is totally shocked and this is like his 3 live feed death, but now he's in his living room after not even eating his icky rare steak dinner.

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this movie is so long at one point our like 'okay so now what.' like max has been torn down from this disingenious person to his bare self and he's so tired and hurt. I actually thought that this was when i liked him best.

He's not in any form of costume be it the priest or the swarmy hot guy character he plays outside of it. he's been hurt and gone triple the distance anyone else probably would have gone. He genuinely wants to save his best friends love and even when she though she was gonna die he cant release her but he does sit at her side. he doesn't blame her for his injuries and he even at one point calls out to his faith. I like how everyone watching has this overwhelming urge to save him. like at this point many would believe that it's fake and would want to see him do harm to himself like they did with the strip scene but at this moment I feel a lot of heart for him. and I think this is his most redeeming moment and has put a nice moment in this movie that honestly has not been very good up till now.

Then comes the nun outta the closet, for real.

she's gonna demand the ultimate sin be confessed.

.......which i thought was gonna be something really epic and moving and overcoming like maybe he was gay in religious school growing up and he defended himself or maybe a murder or like idk but then it turns out that it's ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

he's a fake priest and the whole show is fake.

goodness help me. I think everyone knew that.

he's like I was a bad religious kid and the abusive nun didn't understand I had ADHD and couldn't memorize stuff fast enough and because I was defending my friend from the abusive nun she fell on a pencil and died.

I'm like........how is there still 30 minutes left of this movie?????

he says he's sorry and if the demon wants him dead it'll have to do it himself.

and then the demon makes max pick. Him or the girl. so max picks her.

then drew figures it out after his GF tells him. the demon needs to feed on the lies and the drama, so he threatens to cut the cameras. it lets max go and the camera cuts off. They figure out its name and max has him turn on the cameras, for like a last-second glory I guess. like nooooo Max let's get this doooone you don't need validation!

the final conffesion is Max and the GF dated and slept together. like get over it, there is so much more going on. then it turns out that max's gross habit of saving his old sex films comes back to haunt him like yeah that is pretty gross. like weird trophys I guess. so drew turns on him and starts beating him up, well deserved kinda....

drew comes to his senses like dude stuff is still going oooonnn and they exorcise this demon a bit but doesnt finish cuz he thought the first 3 lines was enough??

but the girl's final scene where the demon is scared and leaves the girl is lowkey a cool scene and good acting.

also max's too soon apology is so half-ass save his own butt its pathetic.

then the plot twist ending with it being the actual devil instead. uuuugh that was too far like they should have just ended it with like an interview with the Vatican and them saying they believe him and want all his details for future exorcisms and like max working with them for the rest of his life as a true believer and activist. OR after it all was over they click off the camera and its all fake all over again and drew, Rebeca, max all become Hollywood gold. Now that would have been a twist, especially if they hinted that something supernatural was coming for them at the end like a shadow or a single hand on the camera like to hint that now it was all gonna be real off camera.

sadley they went with the people watching becoming also possesed was so lame and then the little boy being the presidents son was just uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhh nooooooooo it okay-meh-better-meh-kinda ok-then uuuuuuuggggghhhh no.

like mass apocolyse slowly over a short time all because of this. like idk i suppose that part could be likely but they should have lead more into that than it is a last-minute thing. I did like after the little end credit scene they did a name change title called 'the devil's hour. which would be a clever touch if that's it or a hint to a sequel which would not be a good choice on their part.

So conclusion:

max: after all this he doesnt do anything redeamable he even lowkey is happy at all the new attention on scocial media he gets and that ends it.

Drew: kinda a bland sorta hero. i felt like his acting was always a mild version of what it should be.

Rebeca the GF: Good actress

the rest of the cast: meh and forgettable

some loose ends and scenes that could have been tweaked to be scarier.

fairly good special effects: makeup, costumes, character design all decent even good

story and plot just in general lacked, for the idea being fairly new and having all sort of the good vs bad of mankind possibilities it just ended up being tired and like slapped together ending.

one forgettable scary part and the rest was just lowkey gore and a touch of cringe.

Worth a watch at the dollar theater if at least 2 other options arent was available.

not worth a rewatch

forgettable

4/10

4 points for good effects, not overwhelmed gore, rebeca the actress and one or two funny/redemable moments.

- Wishing you all a great Halloween this Sunday.

The Chillz and Thrillz GuildMaster

HH

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Chloé & Buster

Chloé: Are you back yet??? Buster: Yeah. Why? Chloé: Yay! Chloé: We should chill Buster: I could hit up everyone for a group hang maybe Buster: Do you have an empty? Chloé: Oh, no Chloé: My parents are always around 🙄 Chloé: Was hoping you did Buster: Unlucky, like Buster: Someone will Chloé: 'Course Chloé: We can make that work Buster: Ask your girls, I'll hit up the lads Chloé: You know Chloé: we can skip this part now, right? Buster: What are you on about, Chlo? Chloé: You're so sweet playing dumb Chloé: but it so isn't necessary, fyi Buster: I ain't, I just don't know what you think you want to happen here when you know I don't do repeats Chloé: You of all people know there are exceptions to rules Chloé: especially ones that are made to be broken Buster: I ain't breaking none of my rules for you, babe Chloé: Playing hard to get now? Really treating me to every trick in the book 😏 Chloé: We'll see Buster: No we won't Buster: I don't wanna see you Chloé: Rude! Chloé: Why are you being so boring? Buster: Sorry you only like me when I'm para, yeah? Buster: Sure one of the other lads will have fun with you Chloé: Don't be silly Chloé: I like you all the time Chloé: You just need to relax Chloé: Family drove you mad, yeah? Buster: Maybe I do, but not with you Buster: 'Cause yeah, they do, but there's one less of them to worry about now that my sister ain't speaking to me Buster: Cheers for that Chloé: What are you talking about? Chloé: I didn't do anything to her 😂 Buster: We can skip the bullshit too, Chlo Chloé: Can we? Chloé: Honestly, so not here for this, babe Buster: Go then Chloé: Why are you being like this Chloé: all I wanna do is have a good time with you Buster: How do you want me to be? I told you no but you're still trying it Buster: I'm not gonna fuck you. I don't wanna Buster: Let's be real, babe, you're not my type Chloé: Was the other night Buster: Nah Buster: If I'd been into it, you'd know Buster: And you wouldn't have to be in my inbox begging at me either Chloé: Sure, babes Chloé: I know how I remember that night, which is more than you can say Chloé: Your loss if you wanna misremember Buster: Exactly. I don't remember Buster: Ask yourself, with how long we've known each other, it happened that night and only then if I'm so into you Buster: Why wouldn't I have hit you up sooner, like? Buster: You reckon you're so worth the wait, is that it? Chloé: It happened then 'cos I wanted it to Chloé: You think YOU'RE that special? Chloé: Please, darling Buster: Honestly, babe Buster: I am Buster: You know that if I'd wanted it to happen then Buster: Ask your friends, they'll tell you Chloé: 😂 Oh God Chloé: you are funny Buster: Scared to compare notes? I don't blame you Chloé: As if we don't talk amongst ourselves Chloé: what do you think girls do Buster: Well, you might wanna skip that little gossip sesh if you wanna keep misremembering that night yourself Chloé: Ugh, bye Chloé: You're such a bore, call me when you remember how to have a laugh, yeah? Buster: And yet I'm the one you hit up Buster: Doesn't say much for the rest of the lads, does it? Buster: Go on, jog my memory, how much of a laugh did we really have, Chlo? Chloé: You're so confident you're the first? Chloé: Interesting Chloé: You're free to come find out yourself any time Buster: I wanna hear it from you Buster: Find out how deluded you actually are Chloé: Piss off 😂 Chloé: Act so cocky when you just want a review Chloé: Babes, you can have so much more, get a clue Buster: What if I want you to get real Buster: Can you do that? Chloé: What? Chloé: God, so serious Buster: You fucked things up for me, yeah Buster: Do you get that? Chloé: 🙄 Here we go Chloé: Don't blame your imaginary problems on me Chloé: She's sensitive, she'll get over it Buster: Whatever, Chlo Buster: Enough now Chloé: See you at School then Chloé: 👋 Buster: Christ, I hope not Chloé: 😂 Unfortunate Chloé: Get over yourself, McKenna Buster: Get under someone else Buster: Seriously Buster: I'd rather fuck that new girl in your little group with the accent Buster: And that's saying something Chloé: Why don't you then? Chloé: We talk remember Chloé: I know you haven't got with any of them since me Chloé: but keep talking that talk Buster: You lot need to stretch your gossip grapevine if you're trying to keep tabs on me Chloé: I know everyone there is to know, babes Buster: 😂 Buster: You wish, babe Chloé: Who then? Buster: Why the fuck would or should I tell you? Chloé: So secretive Chloé: Always bragging before Chloé: 😂 Chloé: Don't lie babes, that's so tragic Buster: Don't flatter yourself that I am or am gonna confide anything in you Buster: That's worse Chloé: None of your friends know either so Chloé: Unfooled Buster: What 'cause I don't want them to pass her around like they do you Chloé: So it's one girl, is it? Chloé: Scandal! Chloé: Thought you didn't do repeats? Buster: I said I wasn't gonna break my rules for you, babe not that I've never Chloé: Very interesting Buster: I don't know why you're so bothered, Chlo Buster: It makes no difference to me and you and how there isn't a me and you Chloé: Because it's fun, duh! Chloé: I sincerely hope you're not making up a fake girlfriend Chloé: even weirder and sadder than fake conquests, you ALL do that, like Buster: One thing I don't have to dash your hopes about 'cause I ain't Buster: Nobody fake dates, get off Netflix, like Chloé: I will get to the bottom of this Buster: I'm sure you reckon Buster: Focus on passing Latin like, well useful that is Chloé: Oh God, when I thought you couldn't get any worse Chloé: sounding like sir 😴 Buster: If it'll turn you off, I'll keep on channeling him Chloé: 😷 Chloé: Nothing that works on your sister works on me, that's for sure Buster: Shame. If you could go gay that'd really help me out Buster: Kill this convo off for a start Chloé: Don't be disgusting Buster: Don't a homophobe. What year do you reckon it is, like Chloé: 😂 Oh, you're ally of the year now, are you? Chloé: As if you supported her anymore than the rest of us Chloé: Isn't my embarrassment of a sister Buster: Watch yourself Buster: 'Cause that's MY fucking sister you're chatting about Buster: Yeah she is an an embarrassment, but not 'cause she's a lesbian Chloé: Whatever, still was and is Chloé: You didn't want her around either Buster: You have no clue what I want Buster: Haven't ever Chloé: Kid yourself that Chloé: She didn't fit in and you did, end of Chloé: Whatever's wrong with her Buster: Shut up Buster: There's nothing wrong with her Buster: Thank fuck, honestly, that she ain't nothing like you Chloé: 😂 Chloé: Why are you so embarrassed of her then? Buster: 'Cause she's my sister Buster: Can tell you're an only child Chloé: Nah Chloé: You know everyone actually knows where you're from, yeah? Chloé: Like, you're so NOT special and everyone's getting sick of you compensating for it tbh Buster: Fuck off Buster: My parents are richer than yours Buster: Deal with it, babe Chloé: Can't buy class Chloé: or a decent lineage Chloé: I thought you got it but you're as bad as your sister, honestly Chloé: It's really starting to show, like, sort it out babes Buster: Obviously, 'cause your parents ain't bought you any Buster: You should let them know they can buy anything with enough cash, even babies, they don't need to be stuck with you Buster: Still can get that decent heir if they want Chloé: Touched a nerve? Chloé: Diddums Buster: Desperate as you are to touch me, nah Chloé: 😂 Some next level projection there Buster: Whatever you say, babe Chloé: 😘 Buster: 🖕