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I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes
Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:
#art#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#their dynamic is so funny to me like hello what episode of Untucked is this#I am rotating them in a 2 bed 1 bath apartment in my mind#Also very proud of how this turned out I think I'm finally finding a comic rendering style that doesn't make me want to rip my hair out#Simplify baybee it's a comic not an illustration you can get a little crazy with it#Spoiler alert. Getting looser with lineart and better at colour schemes and simplifying shading. Is good actually.#It's so much easier to eyeball what a colour would look like in a setting instead of colourpicking the OG palette and struggling with...#...like 9 overlay and multiply and soft/hard light layers#Approximating colour genuinely looks better than forcing local colour into the piece. As long as the values are still there it works out#comic
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retired 🩶
#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soapghost#my art#listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌#johnny is the super active DIY father of the family#simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction#also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness#johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that#the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which#yes they all sleep in the same bed~#I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason...#let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving#god they probably make a banger pot roast....
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Early morning at the Kitty Cafe!
I had a lot of fun playing with this one. Hermits and kitties, what else do you need in life?
Close ups under cut!
#hermitcraft#hypnotizd#xbcrafted#xisumavoid#zombiecleo#joe hills#joehillstsd#hermitcraft fanart#stranger's sketches#lil details for anyone curious:#The cat between Hypno and XB is Max.#the orange cat next to Cleo is Atlas#Joe is reading Moby Dick (there's a lil whale on the cover)#also Juppet is sitting on Joe's chest. he's reading to him#also also Cleo is drinking hot chocolate because they've said they don't like coffee or tea.#it's got lil marshmallows in it#i had so much fun with this one. it took me so long#i also had to kinda learn how to draw cats but hey i think i got better!#i also tried to mimic the minecraft cats#so the one in the one napping in the cat bed is Jellie. i would have added Gladios but i was too late in the process when i remembered Cleo#had a second cat#rip#art#my art
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Hi everyone I just post slop now. Enjoy
#U can either get odo on weed from me or character interactions that can never ever happen thats all i can post now Sorry.#voyager#voy#star trek voyager#emh#the doctor#tuvok#tudoc#<- name that rolls off the tongue better hashtag love wins#my art#If youre wondering why this is happening Ummmm. Idk tuvok wanted to impress janeway with some Earth ballroom dances. or his wife. Probably#Or emh really wanted to teach someone how to waltz#Idk the world is beautiful you can imagine anything. Im going back to bed#also tuvok is not wearing that boring ass suit out of free will He is not free lest he wear his beautiful unnecessary velvet/blue garments
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we let the ocean drown out our voices/enjoying the bitterness/in the chaotic light, I close my eyes and see
#dredge game#spoilers. technically lol#my friend mim (at mimzalot on twitch etc) streamed dredge at it went the FUnniest way it couldve#two streams in we made a joke abt the collector and the fisherman being in toxic old man yaoi#divorcee-on-widower situationship together. and the joke kept up Literally Until The Very End#iykyk#could not have stumbled into a better way to keep the surprise#and The Best Thing Is. I do still think the yaoi is meaningful to the text#like mim brought up how resurrection is inherently a selfish act. I sat on that for a While#but also I do just enjoy body double. abdication of responsibility through othering a specific part of yourself#pairing that with specifically Being A Villain as like. a deliberate act#u see my vision. u ever played dredge#anyways uhhh caption is from no party for cao dong's devotion#yes its bc red candle game's devotion is like a quarter of my personality but also I do listen to no party for cao dong recreationally#also been really feelin this kind of ink recently. U Will See. Soon Ish#seems I have like... phases of trying to figure out specific textures in ink#a long time ago I was Really into drawing metal with just ink. and a few years ago it was fire. and now: water#one day I'll get all five. and then I will be able to see the future#okay I either finish up a thing or go to bed now... depends. we shall see. take care and be kind to urself yeah? lets draw smthing tmr
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was having trans marty thoughts again and i came to a realization about this scene

#back to the future#bttf#bttf fanart#marty mcfly#lorraine baines#lorraine mcfly#kit does an art#drew this one a while back and was hoping to save it until i compiled enough doodles in the same genre#but i like it better as a standalone picture bc it's funny so. here you go#poor marty he had so much going on in this scene alone#and if you think about him being trans it just adds another layer to that#1. just woke up from getting hit by a car#2. realized he wasn't dreaming and he definitely is in the past#3. that's his mom. in the past#4. his mom is HOT in the past. wasn't she born a nun or something this is wrong and terrible and he hates everything about this realization#5. where are his pants. why does he have no pants where are his pants. they're halfway across the room??? why are they over there#6. HIS MOM IS HITTING ON HIM???? his mom who is objectively hot in the past is hitting on him and he's in her bed with no pants on and ohhh#oh god. she took off his pants. to look at his underwear. and guys usually have something noticeably under the wear don't they. oh shit#7. SHE TOTALLY NOTICED. SHE'S GONNA ASK AND HE'S GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT AND IT'S GOING TO BE SO AWKWARD AND BAD#8. there's no way someone in the 50s is gonna get it she's either going to think he's a girl (problem 6 is taken care of but replaced with#perhaps an equally uncomfortable experience) or like. they're going to stone him or something he doesn't know how they react to this stuff#in the 50s#luckily for marty the last 2 problems never happen but that still would've been a very stressful minute just thinking about it#she was so perplexed by the purple underwear ig she just didn't notice haha.#kit yap session#for the tags. as usual
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SEVERANCE 2x10 | "They give us half a life and think we won't fight for it."
#severance#severance spoilers#severanceedit#myedits#as someone who is still pretty new to gif making i would like to whinge about the red light#it looks fabulous in the show - it is a nightmare to try and edit#that last one nearly fucking broke me i do not know how to noise-reduce any further than i have without making it look shit#because the red reflects off her face and then is actually ON her face and then asdalsdnlasknlaksasdkjk#i've seen gifs that have done it way better than this - someone teach me how to do that plz?#also i've never tried black and white and i'm not sure how i feel about it i 👏 have 👏 no 👏 idea 👏 what 👏 i 👏 am 👏 doing 👏👏#i don't think black and white really works with the flickering fireplace light tbh#but this is where we're at i guess and i'm not changing it now i need to go to bed#but also hi hello i need to yell about this show with somebody#i have no severance fans in my life and it is a PROBLEM because i need to make a lot of noise about it#i'm having a GA next week and i'm pretty concerned that i'm in so deep thinking about this fucking show that i'm going to wake up#and just instantly start talking fucking gibberish about innies and outies and ortbos and goats#apparently i woke up from a GA once and just started reciting a cookie recipe and refused to shut up#anyhow#someone come be my severance buddy because i need to discuss but fyi: i am firmly team#innie-mark/helly (but also outie-mark/helena because it's spicyyyy) and i love gemma but i'm ... okay? ... with how the season ended?#don't @ me - i contain multitudes#and for better or worse i will unapologetically chose helly in every universe#and in closing can i just say what a win this season has been for the hand-porn enthusiasts we are winning my friends#also cobel's hair looks like a bad wig for some reason okay goodnight everybody enjoy the internet
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im still thinking about this question
#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#erik lehnsherr#snap sketches#i just wanted to do somethin simple before bed and i realized i havent revisited this idea in a minute...#or. at least question. i have better visions of how his shit works now...#honestly ill prob do both options interchangeably.... shrug.....#anyways im sleeping now. gonna reopen comms later so im sure im gonna be busy this week jvAELVJERAKL#good night.... morning... w/e you know the drill...
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#how cute are these visuals 🥺🥺 and the garurupants yooo!!#my waking up personality in a nutshell -> wake up (tai/takeru style) -> brush my teeth!!! v important -> brush my hair -> back to bed w#digimon#digimon adventure#taichi yagami#takeru takaishi#mimi tachikawa#yamato ishida#jyou kido#koushiro izumi#sora takenouchi#hikari yagami#patamon#agumon#gabumon#palmon#gomamon#digiedit#digigraphic#*#anime#patamon straight up asleep while needing to prep is!!! soafeeer cutesy#id at joe to my routing except i dont have a cute goma to wake me up. im definitely shutting up the alarm clock right away and i dont look#for my glasses til whatever time when i can barely see anything on the screen anymore from tiredness lol#tentomon does better skin care than me. i can only commit 50% for it ahahaha#id love to see the day i wake up with that hikari energy but maybe itll never come again cuz thats only for 8yos
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whenever you and satoru argue, you have to resist the urge to strangle the idiot but it’s obvious you would never lay a hand on him bc at the end of the day — you love him and don’t want to hurt him. he was just being his same infuriating self, and in a few hours, everything would be fine again. but oh, how you want to punch his chest repeatedly until your hands ache because the hits do nothing against his hard chest. you wanna teach him a lesson but you’re too weak compared to that brute. often, you’ll clench your teeth and walk away to calm down. that’s a mistake on your end apparently bc you should’ve expected satoru would know exactly what you’re thinking in the moment — and you should’ve known the man you married is weird. so weird in fact that the next time you fight, he grits out “hit me” with all his chest, the words clawing their way out of his throat as if he’d been waiting to say them for a long time
#— the honored one#you have to pause and a lot of your anger fades to surprise#but before you can say anything he grips your wrists tightly and tells you to do it#it makes you nervous and so you swat lightly at his chest and he chuckles#not in amusement though . this laughter was dark and deep almost like a threat#he waits and watches and gradually your soft punches gravitate towards rough fists thwacking at his chest#he doesn’t move even an inch bc they’re that weak until you let it all out#you tell him how infuriating he is punctuating your insults with your throws#you’ve exerted yourself and are now breathing heavily as your hits come to a stop#before you can say sorry he’s throwing you onto the bed#and that’s when you realize that — oh . he is hard .#LMFAO#this masochist#cue the angry sex#he honestly believes this is better than bickering bc at least you’re getting your stress with him out as he plows into you meanly#he also is always the one to apologize first#edit: i imagine he loves it when you slap him#like his breath hitches and everything#pupils dilated and all#it has him THROBBING#he won’t even fight it as you do it again
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aleks le what the fuck
#watching eng dub before bed... i should've known better#how can i go to sleep NAO#“you're shaking” YEAH BITCH BECAUSE OF YOU????#the purring... THE PURRINGGGGGG#lord please give an abundance amount of joy to aleks le i owe him my life#aleks le#sung jinwoo#solo leveling
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*After the wedding night*
Prince Jing: hey guys
Ye Qinghuan: Fish fucker!
Prince Jing: Not what I'm called
Ye Qinghuan, don't be rude
#dtbpf#disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish#prince jing#mu tianchi#ye qinghuan#xiongfeng#tdtbpf#dtppf#xiongfeng gets to join this scene because i needed someone to be the bystander in the meme xD#ye qinghuan better be careful mu tianchi is already not thrilled about leaving his husband in bed on his own#honestly this also just applies to how me and my girlfriend refer to the book - me with affection and her with on going exasperation#it's not often we utter its full title xD#my art
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Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)
#poorly drawn mdzs#better drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Woah...it's been a whole *year* since I took the leap and uploaded my 'first attempt' art.#It's outdated now but it holds a special place in my heart for the fact it started all of this off.#Calling this 'poorly-drawn' was always about accepting that my art was going to be imperfect and messy - and doing it anyways!#There has been a staggering number of times I have drawn something I almost didn't upload because I didn't think it was 'good enough'#only for someone to say they liked it - or that it made them laugh. And it has helped me realize -#-The worst critic for my work has always been myself. If I listened to it all the time...well we would not be here now B'*)#And now that I have dabbled in other fandoms I can truly see how lucky was to start out with the MXTX fans.#The supportive messages and tags have truly been a guiding force toward my artistic and self improvement.#I really can't describe how grateful I am.#Thank you for seeing something worth rooting for when I was just figuring things out.#Thank you for being sweeter than the candy I have strategically hidden in the nooks and crannies of this house.#But watch out! If you forget to find them we will get ants.#I remembered to not hide chocolate in the bed this year. Yes I know it melted last time. Yes it did stain. I'm still sorry.#Thank you for loving me regardless <3 Even if it looked like I shit the bed real bad.
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Something I really like about timebomb is that Ekko actually knows what he's getting into.
I'm not really seeing it get talked about but in season 1 they mention that Ekko and the firelights help people addicted to shimmer get off it and lead more fulfilling lives within the community. I should probably rewatch the scene for the exact wording (might be misremembering tbh) but that comment implies A LOT.
First: Ekko's mission is helping people where he can, he would probably try and help Jinx even if he wasn't in love with her
Second: He has experience dealing with severe mental illness as that often goes hand in hand with drug abuse, namely depression/suicidal ideation like what Jinx was exhibiting
Third: He's probably mapped out best course of action FOR dealing with this and has already figured out his own limits/boundaries. Meaning he knew what he was getting into trying to talk Jinx out of suicide, and was thus more equipped to deal with the aftermath
Fourth: He's probably helped ex members of Silco's gang. The firelights seem to have a theme of healing and repairing and recovering, so they've probably also learned to forgive. If they're mission is to rebuild the lanes into a safe space, they can't exclude people they don't like, they have to make room for them. I think they fought Silco out of necessity, and I doubt Jinx would be the first person they help who's killed one of them.
These all might be a bit of a stretch but I think it really fits. Beyond that, it shows that Ekko can ACTUALLY help Jinx. As much as unconditional love can do, Ekko has the tools for Jinx's recovery and a path ready for her. He also probably knows that her "healthy" will look different from AU Powder's "healthy." On top of that, I expect he knows how to respect her even in the middle of psychotic breaks and won't agitate her already frail mental state
#if you would like to (respectfully) disagree with me I'll GLADLY talk with you. I can think of nothing but Arcane atm#timebomb#ekko arcane#putting it in the tags bc I want to let people agree with my timebomb takes without having to listen to my other ship opinions#uh on that note I have some Caitlyn and Vi opinions that go a bit hand in hand with this#but I think that in contrast Caitlyn and Vi are mutually self destructive#see neither of them seem to make the others mental health... better.#Vi is desperate and needs love wherever she can get it#and Caitlyn... I'm not sure. I have a hard time reading her but a lot of the vibes I get off her feel like she just likes having the power#over vi#I KNOW THAT'S A STRONG CLAIM#hear me out#Vi in her search for unconditional love does a lot of enabling#a good example is when Caitlyn arrests that henchman in episode 3(?)#Vi is VISIBLY uncomfortable with that and for good reason!#Caitlyn just locked someone up for life for... nothing?#kinda like Marcus did to her (yes Marcus was trying to protect her but I doubt that's how Vi sees it)#but Vi doesn't voice this or push Caitlyn on it#instead she asks Caitlyn not to change#not great communication on Vi's part#but also indicative of how little their values align#and how little Caitlyn actually considers Vi and her problems and history#Caitlyn doesn't help Vi heal and she turns on Vi the second Vi stops enabling her and letting Caitlyn do as she thinks is best#neither of them are ready to deal with the others problems or communicate well#again. willing to discuss this. my opinions are swayable.#I just personally found Caitlyn made the most sense and was most compelling when she was going down facist dictator path#sure she could be more but I don't think the show ever really transitioned her away from that#you can see it in the way she treats Maddy#hhhhhh I should go to bed rather than spill every last thought I've ever had
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yuusha loungewear??? i suppose???
+ more frozen references have at ye—
also the ghosts actually made the outfit for her using ramshackle's curtains and yuusha doesn't really have the heart to get a "better" one (+ she thinks there's nothing particularly wrong with it in her opinion anyway so why bother)
#this is inspired by how the ramshackle ghosts made yuu and grim's halloween outfits#bc omg they can do that??? how sweet 🥺💕#simple (and easy) yet in-character design for yuusha i think#idk i still might give her the ‘better’ loungewear in the future 👁️#twst loungewear#(💜) yuusha tala#(💜) curry noodles#(<- barely but hfnsjjs)#anyways imagine book 5 and u see her walking down the hallway in the middle of the night#white lady of balete drive more like white lady of ramshackle dorm#(<- pls look up the former if u don’t know about it or else im gonna sound insane)#the sdc group offering a more proper sleepwear for her#but she refuses#she just wears it for sleep anyway there’s no need to get anything ‘better’#plus who are they to judge what she wears in her own residence 🤨#also good morning?? it’s wayyy too early for me#i got a stupid nightmare i cant even remember what it was about 😔#anyways me projecting my problems into yuusha#yuusha beelining to jamil’s room after having a nightmare#jamil comforting her#then neither of them realizing they slept in the same bed#i SWEAR i drew/wrote about this before#at least something similar#anyways i’m gonna try to go back to eep just for alittlee#(✧) my art
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Thank god I can finally turn off notifs for your blog that shit was annoying the FUCK out of me
Good comic tho, sorta glad I put up with you to read it

#asks#anon#don't you love how some people get out of bed and actively choose to make their own day worse for no reason#like you're doing this to yourself buddy#what#did you think I'd get angry at this?#im sorry you have issues i hope things get better for you anon!#but god I hope you get a notification for this lol
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