#how to make orbeez balls

[goatcheesecak3]

Adam's Post Trap Coping Mechanisms Headcanons

Adam Faulkner-Stanheight x GN!Reader

Fic type: hcs, fluff

Warnings: brief mention of bullet wound

Caring for Adam involves a LOT of physical touch, he needs to be held, almost urgently, while he cries, feeling you rub his back and gently shushing him

He's hates his bullet wound, it reminds him of the worst day of life and he so desperately wishes it wasn't there. Every night you carefully rub ointment onto it to help reduce the scarring, all while reminding him how brave he is, and how proud you are of him.

He can't fall asleep in silence at all, in fact he's terrified of dark quiet rooms. You sleep with a small lamp on, and talk to him until he falls asleep every night. Sometimes you make up a story for him, which at first he thought was childish and silly, but he's come to find it comforting. His favourite is stories are about aliens and spaceships, he's a big sci fi nerd

Something else that he once found juvenile and immature but now loves, is stuffed animals. You bought him a cuddly monkey, since that was his favourite animal when he was a child, and now he can't sleep without it.

His comfort film is Alien, not the typical comforting film, but Adam isn't the typical guy. He loves to snuggle up under a blanket and fall asleep to the reassuring sounds of evil beasts being slaughtered - maybe it's cathartic for him.

If Adam's had a rough day, the best way to make sure he doesn't spiral is to really baby him, make his favourite food (pancakes with lots of chocolate sauce), put on his favourite film, and make him an Irish coffee with LOTS of cream and sugar.

When his panic attacks get bad, he loves to be held while you call him soothing nicknames. Just to name a few of his favourites,"my sweet boy," "honeybunny," "baby boy," and "sweetpea"

When he goes through really rough patches, he struggles with washing himself, being in a bathroom is just too scary for him. It helps a great deal if you run him a bath and stay with him, washing his hair and kissing his cheek the whole time.

Helping him with his laundry means so much to him, especially if he's had a particularly hard day. You set out a clean tshirt and pj bottoms for him, and even get him a pair of fuzzy slippers. He looks so sweet in his pjs, you can't help but smother him with kisses.

Another thing that he originally deemed as "too childish" for him, were fidget toys. He's still too embarrassed to take one out in public, but in the evenings, keeping his hands occupied with a stress ball or a rubber animal stuffed with orbeez really seems to soothe him. There's a drawer in his bedside table filled with different types of fidget toys for him to grab whenever he feels like it.

A/n hello!! Sorry I haven't written in a while, my joint issues have been flaring up more than usual for the last month, and typing has just been far too painful :^( on the plus side, I've got a physiotherapy appointment in the next few days, so if all goes well I'll be able to use my limbs properly soon!! I hope everyone is doing well :^))))

[caracaswhump]

Orbeez Hell

This one could be particularly fun for a gardener or florist whumper and a fairy tiny, since orbeez originally were used for flower arrangements...

A tiny whumpee’s whumper wants to be able to finger-fuck them. However, the whumpee is too small to take even their pinky finger, so the whumper decides to stretch them out. How, though, when whumpee is so delicate? Fucking them with tools, even soft ones, could easily tear them apart inside if they slipped or if things got rough. Stretching them seems like an impossible challenge, until the whumper has an idea. Whumpee is restrained, ass-up and helpless, as the whumper inserts a thin tube into their ass. The first things to pour into them are small, round orbs, each as big as the head of whumpee’s thumb, suspended in a thin, slick lube. The beads are being inserted using a medicine syringe through a tube, allowing them to be poured deep into the whumpee’s guts. Whumpee is very, very uncomfortable during this process, of course, but it’s not <i>painful,</i> yet. It doesn’t even hurt that much more than usual when whumper massages their now-swollen stomach, forcing the beads deeper and deeper into their guts. They can feel them, shifting and filling them, but it’s just an awful, invasive fullness as their master removes the syringe from the tube… … and attaches a different one, this time full of water.

It’s poured in slowly, which is a rare mercy. Usually, they’re given hard, fast enemas, if they’ve had them before, designed to make them cramp and cry as the cold water floods them. This one - maybe it’s still cold, but the lube helps, a little, and it’s just a steady, constant trickly.

Whumpee is <i>bewildered.</I>

At least, they are for - a long while. The pressure builds slowly - the awful, growing certainty that their whumper intends to <i>bloat them</I> with this enema. Their whumper laughs at their quiet, scared noises, and tells them to be patient, and maybe presses cruelly on their belly a little as they thrash and wail.

And then they start to feel things <i>shift.</i>

It’s - a while, before they realize it’s the little beads. They’re trembling all over as their body strains, belly stretching awfully, but they didn’t know that the beads would <i>soak up</I> the water inside them.

It’s not until they’re at their limit, face pale with agony, body stretched and round and hurting, that their whumper pauses the water. Then, after a few minutes, tugs the tube free of them - only no water spills out…

The beads, obviously, have soaked up everything. The whumpee is left shaking and crying and <i>full</i> as the whumper picks them up, rubbing their stomach so he can feel the balls shift inside them, teasing them and telling them how good they’ve been. What a perfect little toy…

It’s only as he presses down a little harder that whumpee realizes the <i>point</I> of all this. Because, as bloated and hurting as they are, there’s only one way for the orbeez to come out, isn’t there?

Through a tight, cute little asshole that has never taken anything half as big…

It’s several cruel, tortuous days of suffering before the last bead squeezes out, and whumper can finally work his pinky into his newly stretched toy and feel them clench uselessly around him at last.

(Maybe, if the whumper is feeling really cruel, they wait until only five or six beads are left and administer another enema. This time, the whumpee feels <i>all</i> of it as it pours into deep places it never could have reached before… they only realize the true intended cruelty when the time comes to push out the next bead, and it’s almost twice as large as before.)

[satanic-wierdo]

Simon "Ghost" Riley and König trying to do ASMR (seperate)

A/n: I had to re-write this because it deleted😔 ANYWAYS enjoy this little mess I came up with.

WARNINGS: slight swearing from bbg Simon, German with translations

Simon "Ghost" Riley

💀 He WILL not do this by free will nor will he initially know what it is.

💀 In other words after you explain it to him you have to beg him like mad man (good luck)

💀 "Darling I love you but I'm not doing that now stop begging, are you daft?"

💀 But as much as hes a stubborn reserved Lieutenant you're still his world and he wants to make you happy. (how sweet😘👍 totally not like you promised him a little something something in return)

💀 Fast forward to getting him to the little set up or whatever you have he can not grasp the concept of having to whisper.

💀 I mean what were you expecting him being good at this wasnt part of the deal.

💀 Honestly I can see him breaking sonething by accident and getting super pissed.

💀 "OH BLOODY HELL!"

💀 "Simon, hush you have to whisper, its fine we'll clean it up"

💀 " I DON'T NEED TODO SHIT FER THIS STUPID VIDEO!"

💀 After cleaning up don't expect anything besides him being all moody you got him to do something so stupid😭

König

👑 I can see him being more opened minded about it considering he already had some knowledge on it.

👑 He wouldn't admit to it but watching ASMR is probably one of his guilty pleasures when he has alone time.

👑 "Schatz must I it seems kinda seltsam no?" (Translation: treasure and weird)

👑 "Yes könig, you must."

👑 "Alright meine liebe lets get this over with shall we." (Translation:my love)

👑 He honestly wouldn't be half bad at the whole thing his accent would just be oddly comforting in a whisper. (Like him whispering to you when you can't sleep SIGN ME TF UP)

👑 At some point he'd probably accidentally break an orbeez ball and feel SUPER bad though.

👑 "Scheiße es tut mir lied liebling." (translation: shit, I'm sorry darling.)

👑 He'd probably offer to keep going after ya'll clean up the mess but you tell him its ok. (Hes so bbg for that though🤭🤭)

👑 I can honest to god seeing him randomly whispering for a few hours after this.

Side note: All in all they both tried to make you happy BUT they both also swore you to secrecy if you post that anywhere good luck.

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

AN EXPERT'S GUIDE ON HOW TO EAT THE FORBIDDEN FOODS

aquarium gravel: nerds. tide pods: jelly fruits or fruit gushers. glass: there's recipes on how to make edible glass, look it up. bar soap: fudge. fiberglass insulation: cotton candy. styrofoam packing peanuts: corn/cheese puffs. orbeez: bursting boba (or just regular tapioca pearls). d&d dice: i'm pretty sure someone sells edible dice sets somewhere. bath bombs: they make edible ones for cocktails but i dunno if they're good for just everyday biting and eating. bouncy balls (you know the ones): probably some kind of really dense gummy. himalayan salt lamp: no substitute. lick that lamp. lick it. it's not toxic.

[hyperpregmacy]

Each growth spurt sends your mind and body in a tizzy. The amount of times you'd fall asleep and wake up with even a greater sized of a pregnant belly you come think that your baby is just growing fast, that fabled 99th percentile baby. Although that will be the result . . . It won't be the only one you'd be having.

(( reading how you made your belly with orbeez. shame they don't swell up faster. Having a certain sized belly at the beginning of the day, and by the end it has grown 2, 3 times larger

Just think... after 2 weeks I'd already be struggling to sit up in bed! To even imagine that there's more than one makes me quake in excitement

(RIGHT? Dude, if I could I would totally find some sort of beach ball, like the large 70+ inch ones, fill those up entirely with orbeez, and then start doing a sort of time-lapse where I slowly add the same volume of water-to-orbeez and just enjoy the process! That'd be so fricking cool)

[the-occult-babe]

overdue but skip if you don't wanna hear me talk about children's movies

i think this will be a bullet list of things i have noticed/like about Trolls Band Together. a lot of this has been said on tik tok already. whether it was intentional or not, it's just cool and i like it. let me just say that Dreamworks again brought us another banger movie this holiday season like they did last year with Puss In Boots: The Last Wish.

the fact that we got a backstory to why Branch wears that vest all the time, like it's his brother's vest and he's wearing it cause he misses Floyd. and he's been wearing it ever since they left!!

the crafted little world they have is perfect and the way everything is like, made from different materials to mimic the real thing. for example the water being those like, orbeez ball things, instead of like actual water. having that yoshi's crafted world feel and i love that. i think in the beginning we saw a glimpse of how the pop trolls do wheelchairs? it didn't look like just a seat to me. and i watched Trolls: World Tour before i saw this one and we've seen how the rock trolls do their wheelchairs. anyway i love them sticking to the theme of everything being crafted.

i think we should've known since Shrek 2 that we were going to get some amazing songs and an amazing song from a villain too. Velvet's singer was amazing and the voice cracks were just *chef's kiss*

in the beginning, we can see Cooper's brother being continued from the previous movie, nice touch

i was amazed by the foley, idk why. just when i heard Velvet rolling her chair or the way their crystal boots, like you could hear they were crystal and hear that nice little dink with each step, really good.

i saw this one around that said Velvet and Veneer's hair was a music note and a cleft i think?? i dunno i haven't read music since middle school but it's to represent her high notes and his low notes

i should give the movie another watch but i have a thousand other things to watch and then i'm working close to full time hours so i don't have as much time as i did when in school.

i also need to make my trollsona. the thing is i don't stick to like one type of music nor am i like centered around music, like i would be an artistic troll. i think i would be classed under a rock troll too? i'll figure it out~

[orbeezpick]

How Long Does Orbeez Grow?

Orbeez typically take 4-6 hours to fully grow in water. Orbeez are small, colorful beads that expand when immersed in water. They are a popular sensory toy that can be used for various activities and crafts. When placed in water, they absorb the liquid and grow in size. The duration of growth depends on the amount of water and the desired size of the orbeez. Generally, it takes approximately 4-6 hours for the beads to reach their maximum size. During this time, the orbeez become soft, squishy, and translucent, creating a tactile and visually appealing experience. Once fully grown, they can be used for play, decoration, therapeutic purposes, or as a sensory aid.

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What Are Orbeez?

Orbeez are small, colorful beads that expand when soaked in water. They are made of a superabsorbent polymer that can absorb and hold large amounts of liquid. Orbeez come in a variety of colors and can grow to different sizes depending on the amount of water they absorb. These squishy and bouncy beads are often used in sensory play and as a decorative element for crafts and vases. People of all ages enjoy playing with orbeez, whether it's squeezing them in their hands or using them for diy projects. They provide a unique tactile experience and can be a great tool for relaxation and stress relief. So, if you're curious about orbeez and want to know how long they can grow, keep reading to find out more about these fascinating water beads.

The Science Behind Orbeez Growth

Orbeez are small polymer beads that have gained popularity for their ability to grow in size when placed in water. The growth of orbeez is a fascinating process that involves the absorption of water into their structure. The factors contributing to their expansion include the quality of water and the amount of time they are soaked. The longer you leave orbeez in water, the bigger they will grow. On average, it takes around four to six hours for orbeez to fully expand and reach their maximum size. During this time, the beads absorb water and transform into colorful, squishy balls that are enjoyable to play with. So, if you're wondering how long it takes for orbeez to grow, remember that patience is key. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l23V8ktXJ3A

Factors Affecting Orbeez Growth

Factors affecting the growth of orbeez include the role of water in their expansion, the impact of temperature on their growth, and other external factors influencing the growth process. Water plays a crucial role in the expansion of orbeez, allowing them to absorb and expand. The temperature also affects their growth, with higher temperatures leading to faster expansion. Additionally, external factors such as the presence of sunlight or exposure to air can influence the growth process. It is important to consider these factors when growing orbeez to ensure optimal growth and enjoyment.

How Long Does Orbeez Grow?

The average duration for orbeez to reach their maximum size varies depending on different factors. Factors such as water temperature, quality, and amount can affect the growth time. Other factors like the type of orbeez and how they are handled can also impact growth. To maximize the growth potential of orbeez, it is recommended to use distilled water at room temperature. Additionally, avoiding direct sunlight and keeping the orbeez covered can help maintain optimal growth conditions. It is important to regularly check the water level and add more if needed. Overall, with proper care and attention, orbeez can reach their full size within a few hours to a couple of days. Remember, the exact growth time may differ, so be patient and enjoy the mesmerizing and colorful transformation of orbeez!

Creative Uses For Fully Grown Orbeez

Orbeez are water-absorbent beads that can grow to various sizes. They take approximately 3-4 hours to fully expand. Once fully grown, they can be used in many creative ways. In terms of décor, they make beautiful and colorful additions to vases, candle holders, and floral arrangements. Diy projects become more exciting with fully grown orbeez, as they can be used to create unique and eye-catching crafts. For educational purposes, orbeez can be used in sensory activities to teach children about colors, textures, and even math concepts like counting and sorting. Incorporating orbeez into everyday life can be innovative; using them in foot baths or as stress-relief toys adds fun and relaxation to daily routines. With their versatility and vibrant colors, fully grown orbeez provide endless opportunities for creativity and enjoyment.

Safety Considerations With Orbeez

Orbeez are a popular sensory toy that can grow to various sizes when soaked in water. However, it is essential to consider safety precautions when using and storing them. To ensure safe usage, avoid starting any sentence with commonly overused words and phrases such as "when it comes to" or "if you. " It's also important to be aware of potential hazards and ways to avoid them. Keep orbeez away from small children to prevent choking, and supervise playtime to avoid ingestion. When it's time to dispose of expanded orbeez, follow proper disposal methods to prevent clogging in drains or harming the environment. By adhering to these precautions and adhering to active voice writing, you can enjoy the fun of orbeez while keeping safety in mind.

Frequently Asked Questions About Orbeez Growth

Orbeez growth is a common topic of curiosity. People often wonder how long these tiny water beads actually take to grow. Addressing some common questions and concerns, we aim to provide clarity on orbeez growth. Offering tips and insights for optimal growth, we hope to help you achieve the desired results. Additionally, we will debunk any myths and misconceptions surrounding orbeez growth. Contrary to popular belief, the growth process is not instantaneous, but rather requires time and patience. So, if you're looking to sprout orbeez, be prepared to wait as they gradually expand in water. Experience the magic of witnessing small seed-like beads transform into colorful, squishy spheres through the process of hydration. Wonder no more, as we unravel the mysteries of orbeez growth!

Frequently Asked Questions Of How Long Does Orbeez Grow

How Long Does It Take For Orbeez To Grow? Orbeez typically take about 4 to 6 hours to fully expand and reach their maximum size. However, the exact time can vary depending on factors such as the amount of water used and the temperature of the water.

Conclusion

The growth of orbeez is an incredibly fascinating process that captivates both children and adults alike. These tiny water beads start off as tiny pellets, but when soaked in water, they expand and transform into vibrant, squishy orbs. The time it takes for orbeez to reach their maximum size depends on several factors, such as the type of orbeez and the water temperature. Generally, it takes around 3 to 4 hours for them to fully grow. However, for a more impressive and longer-lasting display, leaving them overnight is recommended. The versatility of orbeez is astounding, making them suitable not only for playtime but also for decorative purposes and as a therapeutic sensory tool. So, whether you're a parent looking for a fun activity for your child or someone seeking a unique and visually appealing way to enhance your surroundings, exploring the world of orbeez will undoubtedly bring joy and fascination into your life. Read the full article

[ashleemccann]

Plush Ball Jellies - Orbeez

Hi, I got a new Christmas present so I filmed it It has Orbeez inside of them how fun and cute. Remember when Orbeez got super popular I decided to make a slow-motion video. #orbeez #slowmotion #plushballjellies #fidgettoypets

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Witcher Headcanon (Modern Au) - Error 404 Brain Not Found.

Yennefer has no clue how Geralt always ends up getting into odd situations when he's around Jaskier

The Witcher is usually so serious and disciplined, always on guard and watching so he's ready for any threat.

He is usually the responsible one, especially with Ciri.

But for some reason, when he's around Jaskier, Yennefer notices Geralt just kind of ...loses all his braincells.

Losing his braincells is normal for Jaskier, because sometimes Yen is convinced he never had any to begin with.

She wonders what is going on in their heads.

They are just living examples of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Geralt and Jaskier haved jumped off the roof onto a trampoline. Geralt had been more concerned with the dent he'd put in the side of Roach than with his broken wrist.

They tried to see how many of various food items they could stuff in their mouths.

Run around the house wearing dinosaur masks, and if any mail or food delivery service knocks, they are greeted by two grown men in dinosaur masks, making hissing and roaring sounds.

Drank a big glass of water on an empty stomach so they could wiggle around to hear it slosh.

Tried to slide down the stairs in laundry baskets

Jaskier came home soaking wet because he took his motorcycle through the automated car wash while Geralt recorded it.

All the 'I bet you can't...' games that always ended with minor injuries.

Dared each other to eat random things they found while on hunts or outside, like slime, goo, viscous fluids, pasty goops, bugs, etc.

Made a swimming pool in the livingroom with the two couches and a tarp, filled it with orbeez, and stayed in there all afternoon watching tv and eating pizza rolls. Yennefer had made them find every last orbee after the 'pool' burst and flooded the livingroom thousands of little balls.

Giant Sticky Hand fights

Almost got arrested because Geralt and Lambert had seen Jaskier walking, pulled over, and shoved him into the van. People thought they were witnessing a kidnapping.

Naked Nerf Gun War. It hadn't ended well.

Hover board races in spite of the fact that neither of them had ever been on a hover board.

Have spent an entire day doing the Sprite Challenge. It ended only because Geralt made a sound like a dying humpback whale and they laughed so hard they both vomited.

Made horrifying concotions of various foods and liquids, then had a competition to see was brave enough to drink it.

Tried to epilate their leg hair because "how hard could it be?" The screams... The neighbors had called the police thinking someone was being murdered.

Invited Eskel, Lambert, and Coen over, then sat in a circle, took a mouthful of water and slapped each other in the face with a tortilla. The first one to spit their water out lost.

Made flamethrowers with cans of Yennefer's hairspray and lighters and chased eachother through the house. Yennefer had not been happy.

Spent almost and hour trying to see who could make the loudest, grossest sounding fart noise with their hands or insides of their elbows.

Tried to jump on the bed hard enough to make the other bounce off

Tried to see how many times Geralt could get kicked in the balls before he couldn't get back up.

Streaked down the street in broad daylight, and then couldn't get in the house because Lambert had locked them out.

Have to poke/throw firecrackers/try to burn every wasp, hornet, and ant nest they find. Jaskier's left hand had looked like a Mickey Mouse hand and he couldn't play his guitar for several days after he got stung by a "big a** motherf***ing hornet."

Then there was the time Jaskier somehow convinced Geralt to try on a pair of Yennefer's yoga pants.

How Geralt had even managed to get into them was a mystery. Yennefer had to admit that she was impressed with how well the yoga pants had held up. She couldn't even be mad.

And of course she had taken a picture.

Now every time Geralt calls her, that picture of him pops up on the screen.

And it's not even the full picture of Geralt. It's been cropped down to where it's just Geralt's a** in those gray yoga pants.

[rarepears]

Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians) is not just the Nightmare King but the king of Tiktok.

Do y'all still remember Rise of the Guardians (2012)?

Pitch Black, the Nightmare King, the boogeyman in the dark, is OBVIOUSLY the king of Tiktok too.

Why?

People living in fear of Tiktok, both of it going away because of US government ban BUT ALSO what the Chinese government could be doing with all that data that Tiktok is collecting. (Well, this category more applies to government and intelligence community. And content creators who haven't diversified enough outside of Tiktok.)

But then there's also the fear that Tiktok content creates. There's all the dumb stuff happening on Tiktok and it becomes a trend - but it's dumb because it's DANGEROUS. Yet people are filming dangerous stunts and challenges for the Views and they inevitable get a life scare in the middle (or after) of doing it.

(Okay so the soy sauce challenge where guys dip their balls in soy sauce isn't dangerous, but there's the blackout challenge that 'dares' users to hold their breath until they lose consciousness. And Penny challenge, the NyQuil Chicken trend, the Milk Crate challenge, and Orbeez Shooting... the list goes on.)

And then there's also the fear that Tiktok spreads by posting false or exaggerated information and becomes a whole doom-scrolling app.

Or how social media is making people fearful of being filmed, the increase of death threats because of social media, increased unhappiness about body image...

PITCH IS 100% THE GUARDIAN OF TIKTOK because all these dumb challenges keep trending and fueling his powers.

[muselixer]

dumb things my friends and I have said: 2022!

part two: april - june apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warning for foul and dirty language, and capslock-implied yelling :)

“You get points for trying, Jesus said so.”

“Not gonna lie, I just want an excuse to be a huge dick in a fancy suit.”

“You’re sorry? You’re the one who shot orbeez into my soup.”

(maniac laughter) “I get to destroy the government!”

“I am NOT a closet pickle eater.”

“The real blackmail is the photos of the frosted tips.”

“Loving the Home Depot commercial remix.”

“This is what made his doctor’s degree disappear into the woods.”

“I drive myself to drink.”

“The frozen balls are gonna hurt more.”

“It’s a record, you dumb fuck.”

“Yeah, well Twitter’s a lying sack of shit― Oh.”

“Working here is going to begin my Joker arc.”

“I dunno how to explain this to you without breaking any HIPAA laws.”

“I was about to be really mad, and then I realized I couldn’t read.”

“Back in my day, we touched grass.”

“You’re so valid. I’m 24 and get carded at the mall.”

“Are we pillaging or not?”

“Okay why did this personality quiz just read me to filth.”

“I feel like if I told him ‘please don’t kill me I’m very mentally ill’ he wouldn’t do it.”

“Hearing that comment is the equivalent of McDonald’s Sprite.”

“Do I look like I know how to draw feet?”

“Can we maybe please be normal about literally just another human being?”

“You can’t gobble at me and expect me not to gobble back.”

“He may be qualified but he is also not...that.”

“Stop pretending to be a lesbian every time I’m near you.”

“Sorry for the lukewarm take, I’m gonna go ride my bike now.”

“You can chew ice cream with real teeth if you’re not a coward.”

“It’s not that hard to figure out, you just suck at trying.”

“Oh hang on, I can make a funny joke about this.”

“Post theft reverse pickpocketing.”

“How do we have the same brain?”

“WHY IS THERE A BIRD IN THE BUILDING?”

“I’m not here to fight spiders.”

“Imagine needing a GPS to get to McDonald’s.”

“Please don’t clap your ass for the kids.”

“He really sells water.”

“I’m not into toes!”

“That rat just fucked your girl.”

“If I were a crocodile I’d live in Florida.”

“They’re fucking high on volcano ash. Okay.”

“That would require your death, according to the lore.”

“Bitch I am on the ground.”

“This tastes so much.”

“I dug this grave, and so I lie in it.”

“I dunno, I think my tweets are kinda banger.”

“I’m too sexy and iconic to have a job.”

“I’m gonna go join my milkshake in the shadow realm.”

“Oh, hey, good job! You don’t have to get fucking plowed by a 2006 Saturn Ion!”

“Would you be mad if I showed up dressed as Spider-Man?”

“She’s juicy for her food.”

“I dunno man, I’m only certified in bird law.”

“Please do not arson the cacti.”

“You have been identified by the government as a huge bitch.”

“We should steal a cactus and get charged with a felony.”

“This is what Oklahoma does to a motherfucker.”

“He looks very pro-police.”

[going-petri]

A lab empty of human life, something must have happened here, but you don't think to investigate further into that. Empty glass ware of test tubes and beakers fill the place, except for one. A rounded beaker filled shallowly with an orange substance, it seems to have a higher viscosity than water, not thinking twice you pour it out onto the dusty countertop, the slime forming into a 4.3 cm tall being, it seems to mimic a human body. Made you should see what it can do...

(extra info, tag list and more under the cut!)

Hiya! Welcome to this little rp blog this is number... Uhh idfk that @maxthelocalemeraldmayor owns.

Rules:

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Info about muse and refrences

They can expand in water, kinda like an orbeez ball if you leave them in it for long enough.

They can reform limbs if anything happens to it.

Petri uses he/him, they/them, it/it's pronouns!

They are 4.3 cm tall

First photo is a drawing reference. Second is an anatomy one showing how they eat and drink.

Tag list:

[TESTING IN PROGRESS] - rp threads!

[HYPOTHESIS FABRICATION] - rp prompts!

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Ooc - out of character posts, or extra lore.

[lovecore-stims]

🌈, 😡, and 💕? Thanks <33

🌈What are your favorite types of stims?

I prefer physical stims! Any kind of shaking is a favorite, but chewing and audio are close seconds

😡What stims don’t you like?

Most “squeeze in hand” related stims really, they end up frustrating me. The only exception is things that make sounds or those little rubber balls filled with orbeez things. I love those ones

💕Do you have any stims relating to a special interest?

I think the closest I may have is a lovely replica razor from Sweeney Todd, sometimes I’ll take it just to open and close it or see the light reflecting or trace the texture or just feel the weight or temperature of it! It has to be my favorite “unconventional stim toy”

That and peeling off liquid latex and pouring/applying fake blood. I’m not sure how much it counts, but it makes me very happy

Stim ask meme!

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new food group ive discovered that i like to call Sloppy Garbage:

#1 relish- idk if ive ever even consciously tried relish but god it looks foul. you cannot fucking convince me this shit is appetizing good god. looks like you put shrek in a blender and put it on low 2/5

#2 horseradish. this shit smells incredibly foul and anytime i serve it to someone at work i have to scoop it out of this giant fuckin jar and its always swimming in this nasty white liquid. disgusting 0.2/5

#3 coleslaw. ive posted abt this before. shits gross and it always comes free with sandwiches and stuff which leads me to believe that no one ever actually wants or orders this shit, but restaurants make it in bulk so they just have to get rid of it . 2.5/5 this one gets extra points bc at least its crunchy

#4 sauerkraut. i dont even know what this is made out of. the picture looks like cabbage? but it looks like onions. whatever this one sucks too put it in the trash 1/5

BONUS ROUND !!!! roe. you can only really encounter this stuff when ordering sushi but i still hate it. hate looking at it hate the way the little balls pop in your mouth. hate how fuckin small the pieces are. also most menus wont even tell you if the sushi rolls have roe on it or not, so sometimes you get surprised by this dumb little pile of red orbeez on your sushi and it sucks -100/5