WEIRD ASKS I LOVE WEIRD ASKS also hi<333 8, 13 and 15 :))))
hiii love thank u sm for sending me these 🥰
8. have you had water today?
yes lots actually!!
13. can we be friends?
pls aren't we already? (yes yes yes 💜)
15. what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?
mmmhm. my high school english teacher used to get really upset at me for being "too feminist" lol (... it's been years and i'm still angry shshsh)
send me a question 💜
6 notes
·
View notes
may i interest you in some losers
5K notes
·
View notes
pro hero deku has a fleshlight of you. it’s off brand hero merch from some shady corner of his city. it had caught him by surprise, he hadn’t been looking for it.
well, izuku hadn’t been looking for a fleshlight with.. you on it. it’s a particularly tasteful design—he blames that, of all things, when he decides to slap some hundred dollar bills on the register and scurries away without making eye contact with anyone.
(that’s how much it cost, right? he might’ve left some over in change. izuku doesn’t really check until after he’s home and his pants have barely even collapsed to his thighs. and your printed tits bounce with every fucking stroke to the hilt, to his balls. izuku can’t tear his eyes off of your stickered, cute little face as he grinds down harder over the toy. humping down into it lets him see you better when he spreads his legs and fucks the well-lubed fleshlight like it really is you, his balls smacking lewdly with the filthy wet sounds. it’s less like he checks, and more like izuku stumbles into the price tag as he’s wiping a fat glob of cum off the god forsaken thing.)
snooping around where he shouldn’t be, katsuki finds it—used, dear god!—and threatens to tell you, their beloved, angel-dearest friend, about it every time deku does something to even mildly piss him off. deku cries :(
2K notes
·
View notes
the more time i spend w my friends and their kids the more i realize i am not a toddler but i believe in their beliefs
2K notes
·
View notes
good morning disabled people i love you all btw
1K notes
·
View notes