#i am horrible omg 😩😩

[lexa-griffins]

The amount of half answered asks on my drafts...... 🫠

[finniestoncrane]

HELLO I'm in love with the way you write for Cooper 😩👏💝fix idea: I was thinking he's DEFINITELY somebody who doesn't care who he looks anymore, but is still aware that he's got that CHARM yano, but maybe the reader is just "wow your eyes are so pretty" and he fuckin BLUSHES (Mr cooper Howard aka Mr ghoul cowpoke absolutely keels over cus somebody said he was puuuurrtty) 💥💥💥🔫 just all "shut your pie hole girlie" and shes 😏😏😏 ok handsome

Can Ghouls Blush?

Cooper Howard x GN!Reader, word count: 1k aaaaah thank you ;-; also i love this, i love the idea of flustering that horrible boy omg 🤎 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: some threats (imean it's cooper), guns, mostly fluff though!

“I know time means very little to someone who has been around for two hundred years, but how much longer are you gonna be?”

Cooper’s voice echoed out from the main room of the abandoned building you had slept in. From the bathroom, you could hear the frustration, despite his attempts to soften it up. He had no time for fun, no time for relaxing. It was survival and sweating, or nothing at all. But you could tell he had tried to soften it up a little, just for you. His irritation was still so obvious however, even as he offered you a playful roll as he approached the door, catching your eye in the reflection of the cracked mirror.

“Just a sec, then we can head out.”

The old hairbrush you had found by the sink was a well-received miracle. A little bit of normality, a chance to tidy yourself up somewhat.

“I just think it’s a waste of time is all. Preening for the Wasteland. I mean, who are you trying to impress out there? You already got the best catch.”

He flicked the brim of his hat with his gloved fingers, grinning wide, yellowed teeth bared at you as he ran his tongue along his bottom lip.

“That’s exactly the problem. I have to make sure I look good to keep up with you, handsome.”

Your hand stroked along his cheek, a brief moment of eye contact as you walked past him towards the door of the bathroom and back out to the front of your temporary shelter.

“Handsome, huh?”

His voice seemed so much lighter now, more so than you had ever really heard before. And as you turned, you noticed the slight smile on his weathered lips, cheeks pulling up at the corners, eyes glinting as he stared straight back at you.

“Uh… yeah. You’re a very handsome guy, Coop.”

You almost had your fingers on the door knob, ready to leave for the start of your day, when you realised that you couldn’t feel Cooper’s presence behind you. Turning to see what was holding him up, you caught something in his eyes. A look of confusion, almost. Surprise. Disbelief. And a little bit of what you could swear was embarrassment. All this time together. Sleeping in each other’s arms, protecting each other from danger. Had you really never expressed to him your attraction? You had just assumed he knew. You spent long enough staring lustfully at him, it was surely a given. So you worried there was something else to it.

“What’s wrong, Cooper?”

“Nothing, I just… I was used to being called handsome, long time ago… not so much these days.”

As you stepped back towards him, closing the short distance, you could make out his expression much better, realising how astute your previous observation had been.

“Oh my god… Coop, are you blushing?”

He raised one finger, narrowing his brows as he tried to hide the endearing glee, offering you a forced stern look as he spoke.

“Don’t start playin’ stupid with me, you know I am not.”

Biting your lip, a mischievous smile forming, you gripped the lapels of his duster, teasing him as you stroked your thumb along one of his ridged, warm cheeks.

“Why, I didn’t even know big tough cowboys could blush, especially not the more ghoulish ones.” Can they blush? I'll need a closer look."

His fingers were tight around your wrist, gripping you fast and firm. He was trying so hard to maintain his tough exterior, but you could tell there was something softer in there that longed to come out, or at the very least, was desperate for someone to notice it. It was so obvious, even as he lowered his voice and growled at you.

“You turn around right now and start walkin’ out that door.”

Cooper took a step forwards, an attempt to regain his control of the situation, to push you towards doing his will, but you brought your hand up and laid your palm against his chest.

“Wait, just a second…”

It was nice to see him in this light. His confidence was always the dominant feature in his peronality, and it rarely wavered, if at all. But to know there were aspects of himself that he wasn't as sure of, and to know you could render him a little flustered just by complimenting them, made you smile. A grin that was returned by Cooper as you gazed into his warm, brown eyes.

"What is it you're lookin' for now, huh? You find it?"

"Yeah... turns out they can blush."

You turned quickly from him, practically skipping back towards the door of your temporary shelter, ready for another day of survival, this time tinted with a little more joy than usual. Your smile only grew wider as you heard Cooper, catching up with you, still trying to cover his embarrassment with the strained, empty aggressive threat that he chased you with.

"Now I will shoot you, you know that? You're pushing your luck today and we ain't even done anythin' yet."

But when he was certain you weren’t going to turn back around, he let himself smile a little. A soft glow in his eyes as he allowed himself to remember who he was, really. The kind of man that resided deep down inside, buried by years of solitude in the deep, dark ground, of struggling to adjust to the world. And struggling to adjust to himself. Even just a tiny reminder that, despite his charms and the charisma that tended to pull people in, that there was a bit of his old self left. That despite everything, despite who he had become, both physically and emotionally, someone might look at him with something other than fear first. With kindess, or lust. Or even love. That was enough to help him cling to the memories and look to the future with just the tiniest bit of hope, something he hadn’t felt in such a long time.

“You comin’, handsome?”

He smiled, biting his lip to curtail the spread of the easy grin.

“You bet.”

[cocogum]

Let’s TALK about episodes 9 and 10 people… (part 2)

PART 1 : HERE

(‼️SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4‼️)

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And of course, we got Qilby who’s finally got the eliatrope dofus back and left the chat. I liked how he was talking to Shinonome tho even if she was still in their shared dofus. This taught me that even if one sibling is alive, they can still communicate with their twin in their dofus.

And here we go again with Qilby wanting to make A NEW ELIACUBE. Only this time, he’ll name that one the “Eliasphere”.

Because of this, it was finally confirmed that Lokus was a mechasm. And it all makes perfect sense now.

When Qilby finally reached Lokus’ heart, we get flashes and quick imageries of those very same mechasms. When we pause on every single one of them, we get to see these:

(I love how these mechasms kinda look like biblical angels tho lol)

Yeah, we’re screwed.

And then we’re back with Yugo and my god he keeps convulsing so much I’m so confused as to how he can keep talking so normally after all this.

I didn’t even try to screenshot this at a good angle, this is exactly what happened when I just took it. It’s perfect.

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SHOT?!? I know how some of us have seen this scene as a preview for the episode but I just LOVE how good this looks. The colors and the vibe are sending me!! I still also remember how people used to theorize on who this could have been lying down in front of Toross back when we didn’t know it was Yugo. I heard things like Amalia, Nora, Yugo obviously, and even Efrim. Those were some fun times…

Bro. I can’t stop staring.

I know he’s going through hell right now but like….damn he’s built. He’s such a slut.

*clears throat*

😩❤️‍🔥💖🎶DADDY’S HOME🎶💖❤️‍🔥😩‼️‼️‼️

I believe his growth and powers should get elevated to fight stronger opponents which is why I am happy that he grew 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢 I only want the best for him after all 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

Yugo just accepted death when you think about it. When Oropo explained to him what the necromes would do and what would become of him, Yugo was lost yes but he accepted it. He welcomed it even. Right after that, we see him fighting with Bouillon and smiling. He’s smiling when he shouldn’t be. But because Oropo told him he’d make him stop thinking about the outside world, he’s smiling. The slow process of his death was currently happening and Yugo couldn’t do a thing.

That’s what frustrates me but makes me admire Yugo. It’s the fact that he always gets so close to death but when he learns that there’s finally nothing he can do about it, he just accepts it.

I think that’s pretty respectable but….

WHY DO U THINK LIKE THAT?!?!?

Honestly he can be even dumber than Dally sometimes.

He’s such a dummy THAT HE’S SMILING LIKE A DUMBASS CHILD WHILE FIGHTING BOUILLON

I just-

I can’t handle his smugness stop.

STOP!!!

But in all seriousness tho I gotta address Nora.

Because omg Nora.

I genuinely feel so horrible for her.

She spent thousands of years searching for her mother with Efrim. She spent so many years of her life looking for her mother and never gave up. She almost lost the connection and then got it back and when she finally found her, she lost Efrim, then went with her mother and has done nothing else but listen to her mother, give out orders for her, and try to be the center of the family circle so she could keep its balance.

She has realized that she will no longer be able to be reborn like her other siblings and will eventually stay stuck in her dofus for all eternity. She is aware that when she dies, she won’t be remembered by her other siblings and her place in the council of six will fade away as if all those thousands of years spent with them happened for nothing. The only one who will remember her will be Qilby who will think of her as the long-lost sister none of the others remember and will ever get to meet her. She will disappear in the face of the krosmoz and will never come back.

As if things couldn’t get any worse, she gets tricked by Efrim and gets statufied so that her powers can be used by Toross whenever he wants to. Her situation became ironic, even laughable too. Because now, instead of dying and not being able to go back to her dofus, she is physically incapable of moving and will forever be used by Toross. No matter the outcome, Nora can’t come back to her dofus. Compared to Yugo, Toross doesn’t let out a tear at his action inflicted on Nora and instead thanks her. Nora’s last memory of all of this is Toross telling her how the world will have nothing but hunger.

“You can't do this! Have mercy! Don’t make me responsible for the end of the world!”

In the end, her last word was her brother’s name.

Nora deserved more.

All she had done as of now was help others and try to fix what she could. She never stopped to think about what she could’ve done for herself.

That Qilby vs Lokus fight is just *chef’s kiss*

“My brother, my king.”

Qilby is a real legend.

Now some people might wonder why his death was considered a sad one when he can just die, get reborn, and not lose any of his memories. While that is technically true, he’s not losing anything. And that’s exactly why it’s sad. Qilby can’t lose anything no matter what he does. Which is why he had no trouble dying. If dying meant helping Yugo find some way to obtain Lokus’ heart, then he’d do it. Unlike his siblings, he’s the only one able to confidently have that mindset and say it’s nothing to worry about. He did it for his king so that like he told Yugo:

“I hope that when we wake up, the planets will still be here.”

And this is why Yugo cried for him.

Despite being rejected over and over again, despite being called a traitor, despite being called a monster and a killer, Qilby stayed true to himself even until the end. Qilby’s sense of wonder and curiosity, the very same things that had made him look like a freak to Yugo, is what saved his king.

[importantgalaxyrunaway]

Comments- Colby Brock x y/n- part 7-

AUTHORS NOTE: omg guys I am so so sorry just got back into Sam and Colby and decided to finish this in my drafts I had like a paragraph written already. This is my first time back into writing fanfiction since a concussion i had so I’m trying my best sorry it’s so short this is a continuation of my series where y/n got possessed in the last part

warnings: mentions on possession, fluff, slight slight angst,

“Babe” Colby called from his computer “you should come see this”

after me getting possessed I insisted on them posting the video. We were so lucky that we caught it on camera. They were hesitant at first but I said I want people to know what happened. It’s insane that I got possessed but I want people to know what really happened. It was a really scary experience. But I’m still really worried about the video. Would they say I’m just overreacting?. That it was fake and I was just a coward? But I always get some kind of nervous when they post a video with me in it. But this video was special. I still haven’t gotten to watch it yet. I had spent most of the time recovering and spending my time with Colby.

I go over to the computer and see him sitting reading comments. I sit down on his lap, even though he’s just wearing such a simple outfit sweatshirt and comfy pants he still looks hot. I look through the comments and to my surprise they are divided into basically two parts (well maybe 3 with the amount of people commenting “I don’t claim any negative energy from this video”) the first is about how scary it was when I got possessed and how bad they feel for me. The second is how people are talking about how they think me and Colby are dating and that there is so much chemistry between us. Another thing I noticed is that the video went viral. I mean stupid viral, more than most of their videos combined. It had only been out for 5 days and it already reached 50 million views!!! Mostly I think because of my possession from outside viewers who weren’t subscribed but there were plenty of fans. Some of the comments said the following:

Cheriklover333: I feel so bad for y/n she looks so scared I cant imagine how horrible it must feel to be posses like that

kurtwagnerisacinnimonroll: did anyone notice how Colby looked at y/n 😩. I need someone like that and did yall notice her hickeys 😳

Polaris-alt-account: people who think Colby and y/n are dating 👇

that comment had over 500k likes

I groan “shit! Shit! Shit!” I rub my temples “colbs I never wanted this im sorry I dragged you into this—“

“hey hey it’s okay baby” he wraps his arms around me and presses his head on top of mine. The weight of his body on mine feels good. The closeness and warmth feels good. His hands slip into mine and grasp it lightly but firm. He is protective but caring. “You didn’t drag me into anything. I don’t care what people think I just wanna be yours”

I nod but I still have tears in my eyes not much and I feel stupid for crying but I can’t help but think I’m the one that got us into this whole mess. My gaze drifts back to the computer monitor

rosefromtitanic: you guys need to chill yes I see the way he looks at her but they should come out and say it before we jump to conclusions I think they should do a Q and A

a smile on my face appears as a light bulb practically goes off in my brain. My eyes wander to my boyfriend. And again I’m taken aback by just how breathtaking he is…I can see his muscles and I wonder what under his shirt…………snap out of it!! You need to focus.

“colbs how do you feel about about making our relationship public?”

Edit: I TRIED I REALLY DID ITS THE BEST I COULD DO FEEDBACK PLEASE!!! might write a part 8. But x men is currently my hyperfixation and am definitely going to be writing for Peter maximof and young Charles Xavier so if you’re interested send ideas. Going to write for young Coryo snow even though he’s evil he’s hot. Tried my best couldn’t leave you all hanging

[midnightsapphire]

We need more ghost!aemond omg - it's my only source of seratonin at this point 😮‍💨🤝

😩 Ask and you shall receive! Let me give them a small break from their heartbreak

happy ending ; 

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ghost!aemond that curses his unbeating heart that clenches the moment he sees the tears in your eyes after his bittersweet monologue. absolutely LOATHES how you try and reach to cup his face and your hand passes through his ghostly body as if he were a whisp of air but loathes even more how his eye fluttered shut and awaited for your soft, warm touch

"although my heart no longer beats, it breaks every moment i watch you go." he would mumble to himself as he watched you go, you who still vowed to return to him day after day

you never swayed. always coming back to him at the exact same time, both of you ignoring the evident truth of your situation but remained in blissful ignorance as you shared soft smiles and lingering glances.

ghost!aemond learned that even with his spectoral body, he still enjoyed teasing you. creeping up behind you and brushing his fingers along the nape of your neck when you were simply too invested in your books to realize his presense had moved.

he enjoyed the small gasp that left your lips as the cold wind caused you to shutter, hands flying to your exposed skin as you glared at him. "aemond!" you'd yell and look behind you to find no one, only to face forward again and nearly have your heart fly out of your chest when his cheeky little smile appears in front of you

"am i that frightening?"

"never!"

"tell that to the poor tales of visenya that you launched across the library."

"it was your fault!"

he could only imagine his sides hurting from his boistrous laughter but it was simply music to your ears

aemond, even in death, was a stickler for routine. always waiting for those heavy wooden doors at the 9th sun to open to see your face light up, how you would sit in the same chair and read whatever source of literature that filled the shelves- or what scriptures you found laying around the old castle, how you put more firewood into the pit to "keep his old bones warm" that earned you a chill that made your neck scrunch into itself and another fit of giggles following aemond's playful glare

but today- he felt the same soul clenching anxiety he had felt as he died. the empty room was almost suffocating as he stood in the darkness, hands tugging at his hair as he paced back and forth, listening for your footsteps from the other side of the door, practically clawed at it and screamed to be released so he could find you

were you hurt? did someone take you? had you- no, he didn't want to even bring that last thought into fruition.

three suns and four moons.

that was how long it took for you to return to aemond. your eyes avoiding his as you halted in front of the door, arms crossed in front of yourself. aemond swore he saw glistening tear tracts down your cheeks that worried him to the seven hells and back.

"what happened? did anyone hurt you? i swear on it i'll find them and give them the most horrible death."

"i'm to be bethrothed."

ghost!aemond learned that night that a heart can truly still break even when it had stopped beating

[murdrdocs]

adam copeland's character in the WWE — Edge — was WILD. when he first debuted in '98, his gimmick was more of a loner character before he eventually got put into a group called the Brood. their whole thing was that they were a clan of vampires. and i KNOW that sounds cheesy but trust me, he made it work. and i think that lasted until '99 or something. but through the years he's always had a sort of "edgy" character who liked to take risks and such. but i think the most WILD era for edge's character was in the 2000's when he was paired with a woman wrestler named Lita. now, in real life, and out of "kayfabe" (the term used for when referring to staged events in pro wrestling) Lita used to date a fellow wrestler by the name of Matt Hardy. and i think Hardy had to take leave due to an injury, so Lita traveled around with Edge instead. and somewhere along the way they banged. and WORD GOT AROUND that Lita cheated on Hardy w/ Edge, so Vince McMahon (aka public enemy #1 — that guy can burn in hell) ever the wise guy, decided to bring this triangle into their kayfabe acts. and everyone has gone on record talking about how HORRIBLE it was to act out this very real drama as if it was just some stage play for onlookers.

vince has also forced edge and lita to do a "live sex show" during an episode of Monday Night Raw, and they were not allowed to refuse. so yeah. fuck vince.

i literally have a list of some of my favorite WWE matches and moments if you're interested in me sending them to you 😩 i know it's kinda "lame" to be a fan of pro wrestling but i cant help it. it's silly and i get too attached to the characters LOLOL.

not lame at all and i am interested in the videos omg dm me plz

also i read on the lita lore in my psych class last week and the whole time i was like 😦. i didn’t know wwe had lore and now im so interested

[transbeeduo]

RECENT EGG LORE SPOILERS

I am having MANY thoughts about the fact that Egg Velvet was seemingly CANONIZED during today's Egg Lore stream. And I was thinking about how THE EGG LITERALLY F__KING HATCHING would affect things. For starters, if The Egg is played by Velvet, how would it tie into C!Antfrost???? Would they have some sort of odd romance, despite their character's history, or what would happen???? Would Velvet be his own entity, with the ability to have rational thoughts besides The Egg's current thoughts of growing and control and murder, or would he be like some kind of horrible vessel. (Think Hawthorn from Wings of Fire). Would he still be able to control others? Would he still have the telepathy, the vines, the spores, the everything??? Would Skeppy and Puffy still be obeying his orders?? Also, how will he tie into Season 2??? I have a feeling this is a way to announce Velvet being whitelisted into the SMP, with the fact that he was the only one in the lore stream that wasn't whitelisted on the DSMP. It'd make sense for him to be whitelisted too, considering he's friends with a LOT of people currently on the server. (also I think it'd be funny if in Season 2, he just COMPLETELY subverts everyone's expectations and is just the same as he always is. Bad and Skeppy try to do serious lore with him and he's just "omg skephalo 😩.... Big Daddy... 😳" and just being his normal Velvet self [affectionate])

[ghostdrinkssoup]

*jazz hands* hey dudes I’m back with more hannibal notes/reactions (s1 ep11) except it’s just the silly goofy ones 🥹

omg is chilton back ??

“poke around a psychopath’s mind, bound to get poked back” haha hi there s2

ocean imagery, ice turning into water, drowning 😳 (twotl is that you ??)

well at least gideon knows how to hold himself accountable 🤷‍♀️

chilton is such a gaslighter omg

“worked for me” killing as a substitute for divorce almost worked for hannibal too 😩 *mizumono flashbacks*

see will would lowkey be the most op serial killer ever. he absorbs all their techniques and shit, he’s like the avatar except instead of past lives it’s all the killers he’s analysed LMAO

^^ will really could’ve picked any career field. like I know his empathy is a ✨metaphor✨ but also if he can presumably get into anyone’s head and relive their experiences then damn he could really do whatever he wants but no, his dream career was this bullshit </333

alternate reality where will gives up being a criminal profiler and becomes a gothic poet like if u agree

“I just feel like somebody else” - hannibal is just sitting there listening to will unravel like 😊

“I feel crazy” “it is what you fear most” omg he really is just like me fr 😩

“will, you have me as your gauge” - I love how this is hannibal feigning security (and being a manipulative piece of shit) but also hannibal being like 🥺 I want you to rely on me. I am your paddle <3 I hate him he’s the worst therapist and boyfriend to ever exist

^^ also the idea that they’re the same 😳

^^ also FORESHADOWING

HELLO AGAIN WATER IMAGERY

YOO I DIDN’T THINK THE TONGUE/CHURCH MURDER WOULD COME BACK I SAID I KINDA WANTED TO SEE IT IN EP7 LMAOOO *flashback music*

be careful what you wish for kids

oh freddie we’re really in it now

“gave you something better to do with your tongue than wag it” THAT WAS SO OUT OF POCKET LMAO

not the dating imagery again </333 why do all the killers in this show want to date hannibal,, my fave romcom fr,,

gideon is like *tears up* freddie don’t fuck with me rn

chesapeake ripper mimicking kills and throwing himself into the fray? that’s very copycat killer of him… it’s almost like they’re the same- *gunshot*

severed arm, observatory, boom gottem

hannibal was like 🙄 yeah I got your invite, I saw on my ipad. I don’t want to fucking date you *calls the cops*

hannibal is such a snitch damn

the beginning of chilton’s looney tunes suffering arc (it only gets worse from here)

FREDDIE JUST STANDING THERE 😭 this would be so horrible to witness jesus

“I feel like fluid, like I’m spilling” WATER IMAGERY

don’t let go jack *my heart will go on plays distantly in the background*

^^ this appearing in the same episode as all that ice imagery? this really is titanic omg

“it’s hard to shake off something that’s already under your skin” this line BANGS

doesn’t will like,, run off in this scene?

THE STAGGGG OH SHIT

it’s gonna take him to hannibal’s house omfg

GIDEON IS GONNA FOLLOW WILL

NVM

why is will following the stag to hannibal lowkey romantic LMAOOO he’s gotta follow his heart and mental illness <3

“I was expecting the chesapeake ripper… not his boyfriend”

WILL IN THE CAR he’s not gonna walk to hannibal’s BSDBBSBD

NOT GIDEON CALLING WILL ILL GET ROASTED ??? TAKE THE L ???

gideon delivering will to hannibal all sheepish like “man sorry to do this I know it’s a bit awkward but I found your man out in the wild and thought I should probably take him home” 😭

HANNIBAL’S FACE LMAOOO he really said 😟

hannibal said no more girlboss only gaslight

GIDEON’S FACE HE’S LIKE WTF

hannibal deserved everything he got in s2 he was so fucked for this

the saddest thing about this is hannibal is the only person will trusts enough to be vulnerable and open with,,, the only one he feels safe enough to breakdown in front of. he’s a safe presence in his mind *screams in agony*

“he’s had a mild seizure” “that doesn’t seem to bother you” “… I said it was mild” NDNDHHD FUCK WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

^^ whenever hannibal’s hypocrisy is pointed out to him he’s always so confused like “??? god guys it’s not like I HATE will I care about him ?? I’m his paddle ?? I’ll set his brain on fire and gaslight him to the point of mental collapse but it’s not like the seizure was that bad 🙄 he’s literally fine”

WHY ARE BOTH WILL AND HANNIBAL FUCKING ALANA OVER THIS EPISODE 😭😭😭

hannibal rlly said I want her GONE (it was very rude of her to kiss will 💔 god he’s petty)

hannibal being sweet to will now is so sick and twisted,, not the little smile,, I hate him

“I’m worried about alana” SHUT UP

alana :((( I’m sorry queen

BEDELIA ??? hello there <3 *thinking lesbian thoughts*

hannibal fr is like a child, he’s throwing around his favourite stuffed toy thinking it’ll be fine if the arm breaks, or an eye falls off. he’s too rough with no real regard for the consequences 😩

oh hannibal *head in my HANDS*

[here2bbtstrash]

omg woops I went overboard with the jihope recs but once I started going I couldn't really stop going yaknow lol 😇 sorry for the spam, and sorry if you've read any already 💚 (tbh I probably found some of these through you lolol) but anywayyy -drumroll-

for Mr Park:

devil's in the backseat

batteries

build a boyfriend

you have (1) new voicemail

we'll build our altar here

all we see or seem

red flag

adonis

cloud nine

for Mr Jung:

in lifetimes before

an economy of words

ho ho horrible

wednesday nights

dinner & dessert

snapshot

kanalia

guarded

zombie (not enough)

autumn leaves

heat waves

all the things i hate about you

azúcar

lotus

double trouble:

anything for you

illusive

I stayed away from threesomes with a member other than jihope because it felt like it might be against the spirit of the month but I just really like (🥴) this one and it's very Jimin-centered once the reader meets him:

bona fides

aaaaaand this is where I cut things off because it'll really get too long 😂😂 maybe I do read too much... 😶 (...nah, no such thing 🤣) I am so excited about jihope month! love love love your writing! 💖💕💓

OMGGGGG BLESS THIS LIST THANK U ANON!!!!!

i'm pretty sure 90% of these were already on my TBR but i am swiftly adding the rest 🥵 i think i've only read..... one thing on here (EMBARRAZZING - this is why my new year's resolution was to read and rec more fic lmao 🙈)

BUT CAN CONFIRM @amethystwritesbts's BATTERIES - 100/100, best jimin fic, literally brain-meltingly hot like hwiueghkjfegdf 😩

ooooof i'm so excited to dig into the rest, i'm sure you'll be seeing plenty of these on my fic rec friday posts this month!!!! 🍷🌹

[cutest-bunny-writings]

This is not about me. It's about a friend. I needed to vent about this because it's so messed up. And it's shared with permission.

TW for below the cut: discussion of the encouragement of $u!c!d3, discussion of racial slurs, swearing and pathetic excuses for being a shitty person

What the actual hell is wrong with some people?

What makes someone think it's okay to tell someone else to shoot themselves because "like father, like daughter" because their father shot himself when she was 8?

Who says that to someone?

Who calls other people cr@ck3r and b3@n3r is a derogatory way as a "joke" all because you can't be civil?

Why can't you be civil? Do you not know how? I think you know how.

Why do you steal and deny your acts of thievery?

How is the fact that you were kicked out for 2 weeks, but now moved back in a valid excuse to tell people they're "fucking Jesus freaks" and "should be out in the cabbage patches earning a shit wage"?

Why do you accuse others of your actions? You accuse them of side-eyeing you, of eavesdropping, but I've noticed it's you that does these things, so why accuse them of your actions?

This is how the (text) conversation went (Jan. 30, 2024):

B: OMG when did you post that video of you singing

#BTS STAN

K: Shoot yourself

(Apple doesn't fall far for the tree)

B: Gurl what

K: Like father like daughter😋😇😎🙌😁😌😩🙏😻😊😘😍😁😛😃😝😚😗😜

The next day, she tried to call it a joke and if didn't sit right with B, but she ignored her gut and I wish she hadn't.

I have heard both sides of this situation and I am aware of who's in the wrong. It's K.

K has been fabricating the whole thing to make herself look like the victim, she's left out massive details, some of which I was there for.

Don't look me in the eye, knowing I was there, and think I'm too stupid to remember what you did and that I will defend you for your shitty behavior. You're dead wrong.

I may not remember small things like what I ate the day before, but I'm definitely going to remember if you said something like "kill yourself" to someone or the fact that you tried to infiltrate the few things that bring me joy just to insult my efforts and make me as miserable as you.

I am not you. And I don't ever want to be you. Because you're miserable and instead of trying to be better, you try to drag people below the water to drown in your misery with you.

That is not a friend, yet you wore that mask for so long. Then you finally made the decision to shed that mask like a snake sheds its skin, and I find that you're an amazing actor and liar.

Don't not come near me.

You push those boundaries though.

So we exhaust our civil resources and authority figures but they think and assume it's something like "girl drama" but in reality, you're just a horrible person.

So we turn to civil disobedience to advocate for ourselves, but if that doesn't work, we are not above violence. Because who tells someone to kills themselves like their dad?

[1d1195]

I feel like it has gone by quickly?? But at the same time THE CONCEPT OF TIME IS SO WEIRD TO ME I SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW ANYMORE LOL and Friday I was a bit busy :( it was a friends birthday so I out! But trust me I was ITCHING to pull up tumblr, read and talk to you! You know I love your book recs! And honestly that book sounds creepy! But you’re right I probably would end up reading it and liking it! Definitely added to my list! But I am surprised that you read it solely because you like “easy reads” , things that basically aren’t too stressful! Glad it wasn’t horrible though lol

I SERIOUSLY CANT LOOK THAT MAN IN THE EYES😭 when i turned in my exam to him my heart was beating out of my chest! And UGH IM A SUCKER FOR A HEIGHT DIFFERENCE LIKE MY BRAIN GOES CRAZY!! And idk he’s such a hot DILF lol and YES I DID SEE THOSE HARRY PICS AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE DROPPING ON MY KNEES FOR THAT MAN😵‍💫😩 he looks so good it makes my head all fuzzy lol

Trust me I WAS CRAZY TOO!! All I wore were band t shirts and merch during my emo phase like I had no normal clothes or clothes that weren’t from hot topic bahaha and honestly I see why you were team Edward! I FINALLY saw the Twilight movies this past summer for the first time! I was never drawn to it when it was popular or the books BUTTTTT if I did have to chose I would have been team Edward lol there was no competition in the first place lol and yes I knew ALL the emo bands lore and stuff! Specifically twenty one pilots’s lore which is all lot lol but taht was like when i was 11 lol now i simply CANNOT due to lack of brain power lol

ANOTHER COUPLE MIGHT BE GETTING ENGAGED?! HELLO?! IM GONNA CRY FOR SURE!! And I’m sure part 4 will be great! You’re really great with coming with such detailed and unique! And you take such classic tropes and give your spin on it! I genuinely think you’re so talented Sam!

What’s crazy is that in my head I call you “ Samantha” when you literally do something crazy in your stories or like make me giddy?? Like “omg SAMANTHA!!!?” Idk if any of that made sense lol anyways Noah would have been cute! But Kyle is definitely more of a frat boy name lol and yeah I know about icebreaker never read it but I’ve definitely seen the girlies go crazy over it lol

My Kyle is literally so sweet! I met him at my schools IT services thing and he helped me out! Then I saw him again and he’s very nice!

And you know I love your long responses and I love you!!!-💜

HAHAHAHAHA I TALK TO MYSELF ALL THE TIME. I CONSTANTLY say “get it together Samantha.” That’s hilarious. I love that! If you’re inclined you gotta let me know which part/line in particular you do that for every once in a while 😭😂💕 please do not apologize for having friends and plans and being social. I’m glad you went out! That sounds like fun! My best friend and I are November birthdays so we celebrate the whole month of our births (our significant others LOVE it almost as much as we do, obviously).

The book was SO CREEPY. Stress level 12/10. So OBVIOUSLY I know the deeper meaning behind “don’t judge a book by its cover” but I’ve literally never picked up a book without judging its cover. Or at the very least the back cover. I’m pretty close with my sister so I often give books about sisters a thorough twice over. ALL THIS TO SAY I had no idea what it was going to be about when I picked it up hehehehe

Omg I could cry. Height difference, DILF, unable to look him in the eyes ughhhh I will also cry. I’m swooning just thinking about it 😭 I gotta write a professor/TA situation one of these days 😍😍😍

I don’t think I had an emo phase. A pseudo emo phase for sure. I never got into bands the way I was supposed to (but if I hear Fall For You I turn into a puddle). I’m obsessed with the image. I am spiraling at the idea you only saw Twilight last summer. I went to the midnight premieres I’m CRYING 😂

I have a lot of ideas in my head but they all boil down to happily ever after, marriage, 2.5 kids, and a white picket fence. I feel bad yall gotta keep reading the same story over and over 😂

Okay Kyle def is more of a frat name that was also what I thought when I switched it over. Noah was too cute I think hehehe maybe another story.

OBSESSED WITH YOUR KYLE MEET CUTE. CAN’T WAIT TO WRITE ABOUT IT 😍💕

Have a lovely start to your week bestie! 💕💕

Xoxo

P.s. Don’t read my update tomorrow if you’re having a good day lol I have been struggling with seasonal depression (I think it’s just regular depression actually at this point. But ya know) I am being dramatic honestly. Please don’t worry about me but regardless I’m probs going through an emo phase NOW hahahahahaha so it’s a little bit of a tear jerker imo

[youshouldseemeinadeerstalker]

Live-blogging ‘Liquid Gold‘

(Go read the SMAU by @perkynurples​ on twitter or AO3!) I’m trying to keep it somewhat spoiler free

My unhinged screaming so far:

Ok i‘m staring liquid gold. Fuck it. Idk why i procrastinated starting it so long but I’m vibrating out of my skin I’m so excited!!! Ahhhh I can already tell it is so so so good (i have not ready anything of the story yet lol) I know it will be so soft and 300% the most important thing i will read in this fandom because EVERYTHING is so tailored towards my specific taste!

Great writing if Aftercare is anything to go by!

BEEKEEPERS! (So nostalgic about sherlock with that)

Ace Stede my beloved i will fucking cry oh my god!

Ed has a black cat and he is called “Kraken”

A SMAU! I love transmedia storytelling so much

Ok lets start this 300+ tweet thing!!!

Lmao. Lucius and the group chat just suspected Ed would “flip out” when he finds out there is another beekeeper around hahaha

The whole group chat is roasting lucius for being a “whore” because he is being nice to stede lmaooo

Well they only just met and i’m already all !!!!! Because they are so cute!!! Also Lucius is INTENTIONALLY MATCHMAKING!!

LMAOOO lucius is not even remotely subtle!!! But Stede has no fucking clue

“Lucius is a painter and paints tasteful nudes“ of course he does

Stede doesnt want those painted on his beehives 😩😂

Post 116. I hate gay people sfdkhjfd They are so fucking bad at flirting!!!! Gay disasters!!! Horrible ! Agsgdhjd

I am eating my hands Why do i have to stop now!!??? (real life got in the way) Stede is upset!! And Ed is so worried! And now stede agreed to come over to Eds place

Oh fuck it. Still 12 minutes. Gonna read some more MAKING BAD DECISIONS BUT I DONT CAREEEE

I M CALLING IT NOW! There are some hidden lesbians in this story! I can see it! Or i’m imagining things. But i can see it!

(Pause bc of real life)

Ok I’m back. And….. ANGST IN MY BEE KEEPER AU!!????

Omggg lucius saying he and stede “had the best queer talk of (his) life” !!!! Off screen. BUT ANYWAYYYY i am so !!!! Yessss they deserve it!!!!!!!!!! Stede deserves this

AHHHH i know whats about to happen!!! I just remembered people on my timeline freaking out about it ages ago when the update was posted Also my stomach just dropped because i realised MORE DRAMA ABOUT TO HAPPEN EH

Those bee boys eyyy. I’m just breeeezing past those posts now. I’m at 200 now. It has me by the fucking throat

they are so soft !!! LG stede and LG Ed. My god. They are like Ed and Stede from the show but 10 times gentler and softer. Just small town Ed and Stede WHO KEEP BEES!!!

(break because of annoying real life things) Time to descend into even more madness with my soft bee boys from all the fluff 😳

Just read the scene that Rysi illustrated and that I had read... and somehow its even better in the smau than in the comic??? Or rather they are adding to each other so well 😩

Like daddy jenkins said so well…. Those dude falling for each other like a ton of bricks

Omg wait

Are they going to kiss?????

Ahhh?????

OH MY FUCKING GOD

“Ok” - “You are not looking at the bees” - “No” - “Why?”

I am- I am just

Ladies and gentleman and the rest of the crowd…. *saying it directly into the mic* HE IS LOOKING AT HIM

(((con’d in reblogs!! because it got too long))) Please direct complaints at Meow @blakbonnet​. She said I should live blog this from here on out.

[frenchfrywrites]

I have horrible Idia brainrot because of the event and omfg I don’t know what to do cause I don’t wanna clog up your ask box with Idia thirst 😭

I wanna give him the “Best Brother” award and then celebrate it by giving him toe curling, soul sucking, life changing, sheet gripping, back arching, head.

I wanna suck on his balls until they’re red and his dick is leaking like a water hose and he’s sobbing.

I just wanna admire his dick and make him call himself beautiful until I believe him before he can cum. Squeeze and pinch the head of his cock until he’s squealing and squirming.

Thinking of Idia’s pussy too and how happy it would make me to be able to go down on him and lick up all his juices. Shove my tongue into his pussy and suck on his pretty clit until it’s sensitive and throbbing between his legs.

I want him sitting in bed for hours afterwards just thinking about what happened and getting horny all over again. I want to change the course of his life with my dick idec if that’s possible or not. This isn’t even all my thoughts don’t get me started on the kind of bondage he’d be into, piss play, monster!reader who can fulfill his hentai fantasies, even just playing with his chest 😩

I literally can’t do anything rn all I can think about is Him

no no no do NOT get me having more brainrot Abt Idia please I'm begging u ahhhh (jk!!! Let's fucking get into it!!!!)

First of all, I'm obsessed with you, and I love you for sharing all of this with me, because I am completely on board with all ur brainrot. Idia deserves all of this and more!! He could literally be sitting there, having not showered for days, looking greasy as hell and I'd still want to suck his dick at the drop of a hat..

Give him that soul sucking head.. suck him off for hours (with breaks of jerking him off so u don't get jaw pain hxbsja💀), working orgasm after orgasm out of him until he's empty!! And even then you should keep going!! Make him give you a couple of dry orgasms until he full on passes out and then u can give him very sweet n nice aftercare 🥰

Plus omg Idia's pussy.. I just know he's a squirter I just know it!! So get ready cause it's going to get messy when you're eating him out 😈🤤 and his clit would be so sensitive too omg.. argghh and his pussy would be so cute and he'd be so shy of it for whatever reason, but even tho he's blushing and squirming under you, he still tries to push your face between his legs

Now I know u said don't get you started on monster reader and Idia... But I just know hed be feral having a monster partner and I'm just going to leave it at that (for now 👀)

[uglypastels]

(i literally typed this into my notes so i could keep going back to the chapter to make sure i didn’t forget anything and i still feel like i’m forgetting smth and i think it pasted weird so. my bad)

okay so first things first, comments on ch. 7

-amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. wtf. this fic is like crack and i’m abt to change my address to the inside of your walls

-omg the dream with munson being a total sweetheart!!

-the kiss then slap then second kiss!!?!! (also OH MY GOD THEY FINALLY KISSED)

-and he knew she was going through his shit and reading his letter and even tho he was mad he held it back to first make sure she was okay

-and while they were arguing he still was trying to look out for her and *literally* catching her fall and holding her up (i could die).

-i love him being a little bossy bitch and the slight manhandling like😳😏😔😩 don’t get me wrong i love bossy/dom!eddie fics but they don’t hit as hard if he’s not got a brat to tame…so this is like perfect. (and if u felt so inclined to include even a little more manhandling going forward, i personally would melt this fic down and shoot it into my veins. if not, that’s okay too!)

now some lingering questions that are eating me alive that i’m SO looking forward to getting answers to

-what the fuck did munson give harrington a choice on if not ignore her or die?? what tf did eddie even say to him!!?

-reader wasn’t supposed to be on the ship!?

-reader’s crew did something horrible, possibly to munson and his crew??

also 👉👈 i saw u answered an ask that there could be a nsfw scene and i am begging with my whole heart🥺

peeps, dont read this ask if you havent caught up on Not Wholly Evil

i dont think the walls in my house are big enough but hey, you do you <3 you would mostly get to experience me sitting at my computer for 5 hours straight, constantly getting distracted and then annoyed that I'm not making any progress in the story haha

he is a sweetheaart, deep deep down, but ya know, it's hard to show that when the lady kinda hates your guts

im sorry but idk what she was thinking, it wasn't slick lol, and it is his ship so he knows everything that happens around.

im such a whore for manhandling and i had originally included more of it in the fic but i also don't want to make it like too aggressive because don't want it to get too dark (you should have seen my original draft. she went fucking through it yikes) but yeah i mean stuff might happen who knows (i don't. the planning for this fic is abysmal) and the same goes for the smut.

see the thing i think happened (i say as if im an oracle writing down these events and not making it fucking up in my own head dafuq) but ok- so the thing with Eddie is, he's a bit of a maniac, and i feel like he thinks he gave steve a choice, which was probably consisting of mainly threats, but it was technically a choice + i steve absolutely knew what eddie was up to so he just let it slide because fuck ok, get yo girl i guess.

hey, i said it from the very first chapter! its all in their baby

and about that last question... you'll have to wait and see

ok, so, this was such a treat to wake up to!!! thank you so much for the asks you do not understand how much i love answering these

[andvys]

“Morning, Dad.”

oh no not his dad....

“Am I supposed to congratulate you? You’re still wasting your time, you work a shitty job instead of going to college– you know, I offered you a job at the company–”

oh he's that type of a parent 😐

He swore to himself that he would never end up like his dad.

well well well how the tables have turned...

He never needed the excitement, he lied when he said that to you.

oh?? is that so bitch boy

Steve’s bottom lip begins to tremble and he punches his fist into the wall as he starts to cry. You didn’t even spare him of the details. You wanted to hurt him.

karma is my boyfriend fr 😌

Robin and Steve glance at each other, both of them are feeling worse and worse.

... good 🤭 as they should

“You are both such assholes! All this time, I thought she was the horrible one but it was you two!”

OMG IS NANCY OUR FRIEND NOW?? come here pretty girl gimme a kiss nance ❤️‍🩹

“I’m sorry but you don’t deserve her, Steve. I can’t even imagine the pain she was in all this time. You should be happy that she has Eddie now.”

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DESERVES Y/N??? 🫶🫶

“I think I loved you back then.”

AAAAAAAA???, screaming shouting ripping the hair out of my head

“I’m in love with you too,” he whispers as he places his hands on your waist and pushes you down on the bed, “I want to be your boyfriend and I want you to be my girlfriend,” he murmurs against your neck as he kisses you there.

BOOO stop being so cute not everyone wants to see it 🙄 (i am lonely)

“I wanna be your girl, make me yours, Eddie. I wanna be yours. I want you forever.”

AAAAAA THIS IS TJE CUTEST SHUT UPPPP

For the first time, Eddie makes love to you that night.

my heart exploded 🥹🥹 they are goals truly

“Shh, I got you, baby,” he whispers, his lips brushing against yours. He reaches for your other hand, intertwining your fingers, he now holds both of your hands tightly “I’m here, just breathe.”

JUST BREATHE??? why is this sexy while also super cute 😭😭

“I do.”

AAANAJEVEIWBDIEBSIWBSISBS this was so emotional and beautiful are you kidding me?? 💔💔

this was very very sweet it was like eating a cotton candy and i loved every second of it 🥹 waiting for more!! <3

I'm sooooo happy you liked the new chapter & I hope it could cheer you up a little 🥺

Can you tell where Steve has got his asshole behavior from? 😩

Nancy was meant to be a villain in this one but she turned into a hero lmfao

YOUR HEART EXPLODED? I'm happy that I can get such reactions from you 😌

I hope you enjoyed the fluff 🥺 next one is definitely gonna be an angsty one (just Steve angst tho)

[whyareyouhere66]

Idk how many times people are gonna have to say this- but here’s a little reminder.

Leave. Celebrities. Alone.

They aren’t your little toys that are just there for entertainment. They are hard working human beings who deserve your respect. 

Do not be that one person spreading rumors online about someone simply cause you don’t like them- and that applies to non-famous people as well. Do you know how many people regret becoming famous, because of the media?

I know that since I’ve been a child I’ve dreamt of being a famous musician- but seeing how disrespectful people are and just how society and the media is, I’m now seeing all the cons and hard parts that come with my childhood dreams. And I am a teenager. 

One big example of this- Joseph Quinn, of course. There have been people bodyshaming this man, for no reason. When they are little the same people who just like a month ago were all “omg Eddie Munson is my daddy 🫣😩😮‍💨🫦❤️”

There was a girl spreading false sexual assault allegations about not only him but also other members of the stranger things cast, including a Noah, a MINOR. I reblogged a post about that a couple days ago, I believe. I also just found an article explaining how shitty his time at UPenn has been- because of all the people there being horrible, spiking his drinks, trying to drug him, etc. < Article >

Don’t be like those nosy, obsessive fans who are constantly shoving a camera into celeb’s faces. Sure, pics are fine, autographs- as long as they are ok with it. But don’t take it too far.

THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS- TREAT THEM LIKE ONES.

edit: I didn’t want to have to update this post but here we are. 

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