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i was peacefully listening to tma on my own and now there's people so i pause it so they can talk and now they put on something on tv and i cant continue listening
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oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin
#i am honestly not even sure who you're referring to#the most recent child deaths i've reblogged are#nex benedict (the nonbinary kid murdered at school) and hind rajab#if you can't see why either of these should shatter your heart without personally knowing them#then you're entirely beyond any hope#asks#edit: this was about hind.
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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(All-caps rant ahead)
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I HATE THIS I HATE EVERYTHING IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
IM TRYING SO FUCKING HARD, IM IN SO MUCH PAIN THAT I HAVE HAD PAIN-INDUCED SEIZURES, I HAVE FUCKING SPINAL SURGERY IN FIVE DAYS, WHY CAN’T THINGS BE EASY FOR ME
JUST
GIVE ME MY FUCKING PAIN MEDS
#chronic pain#rant#i am murderous#i am in so much pain#GIVE ME MY FUCKING PAIN MEDS#i wanna fucking die#I can’t do this anymore#please make it stop
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i am soooooo full of lovee,,,,,,i lovev everyonee in m y life and the entire worlrd sosoooo muchhh <3
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anybody else get this color of the sky lookin ass ad or just me
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Why didn't anyone tell me this is a play on a bible quote? First time I regret being raised by atheists.
Can't believe some gay ass show got me reading the bible.
#good omens#was i the last to know?#you already knew this#why didn't you tell me?#low bible literacy#ffs#who told you to read the bible?#neil gaiman i am looking at you#good omens gif#now i'm combing through the bibble looking for more#setting up my bible murder board
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This fucking exam is cursed. I haven't gotten sick for over six months, but the day my exam task drops? I get hit with a cold. I'm seething.
#text_loke#happened last time too! ON THE DAY it dropped!!#i am seething frothing#being ill isn't what's bothering me. it's that it happened AGAIN on the DAY#i am murderous
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If Hannibal tried to gaslight me I wouldn't even care, he canonically knows his way around a prostate, whatever you say gorgeous
#like who am I to question his methods I’m spreading my cheeks#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#murder husbands
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me starting an actual morning routine, making an egg breakfast and getting to work on time feeling awake and fed: 🥰💕😋🥰💕😋🥰💕😋🥰
me finding out eggs are actually one of the worst things you can put in your stupid bitch of a body: 💀🔪🩸💀🔪🩸💀🔪🩸💀🔪🩸💀🔪🩸💀
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so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground
#thank you those people in that one server i havent been there long enough to remember names#for bringing up the idea#is very funny#god i have genuinely no idea what to do for n's dialogue boxes. cannot think of a gimmick whatsoever#suprise attack by the artstyle change. i am imploding right now#cannot settle on any style whatsoever. genuinely changing by the hour#so strangely proud of ns hand in this one i dont know what it is about it but i really like it#hats still pisses me off though. why so difficult to draw#murder drones#art#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones cyn#or its#murder drones absolutesolver#who knows at this point#murder drones skig#still fighting tooth and nail for the tail to be named skig. it fits so well#iz go attack glitch headquarters for me#i think its late enough i can keep this unspoilered
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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i dunno about you guys,
but I don’t think they like Ink sneaking into their kitchen in the middle of the night
#mitsusart#my comics#undertale au#art#undertale#sans undertale#undertale au fanart#undertale multiverse#utmv#ut au#sans#nightmare sans#ink sans#killer sans#dust sans#murder sans#cross sans#horror sans#my headcanons rhhehe#truce au ..???#they’re not at war with each other but sometimes Ink just annoys the absolute shit out of them yknow?#undertale fandom#also.#i wanted to point out#killers still in his jacket while the others arent bc i hc him to not sleep till like. 6 am JSKSJDJ#<- OKAYEXCEPT FOR DUST. he just sleeps in his hoodie + scarf LMAO
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they have an exam in two days but they keep making out about it
#just like me fr tbh why am i not with my books#oh well#my sister thinks i should caption this hashtag murderous envy#because it’s all i convey when talking about it#imagine if housing prices in my city were humane#god#farcille#farcille fanart#marcille donato#falin touden#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#falin x marcille#delicious in dungeon#modern au#college roommates au#art tag
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Kamala’s taking absolutely no prisoners tonight!!!! Came right out swinging with how he handled 2020 and didn’t stop dragging him with aaaaaaaaall the receipts!
Look. I have so many better things to do with my limited and finite time on this beautiful planet than to listen to Donald Trump talk about anything, so I did not watch the debate. However, I did peep on twitter and the unanimous consensus is that she is absolutely killing, KILLING HIM:
And like. I knew she would do well, but I didn't think it would be an absolute clean clock KTFO, not least because the media will be desperate to help him clean it up in the next few days. But when the legacy media is desperately trying to figure out how to make "Here's how Kamala's crushing debate win is actually bad for her!!!" work, I'd say that's a very good position to be in.
#textsfromgravityfallsblog#ask#politics for ts#harris walz 2024#kill him destroy his ass murder him stomp him#don't stop#also hi everyone#consider this my one post for the week before i am likely to vanish again but#i need a cigarette
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Back at it with my enchanted merthur shenanigans
#when Merlin goes to work#(I am undecided on what he does but I think he does have a job (probably a librarian I’d that’s not TOO cliche…))#he sets Arthur up with a bunch of history books and documentaries to try get him up to date (as much as he can)#and in the evenings they watch all Merlin’s favourite tv shows and movies#I can’t pick what kinds of movies Merlin and Arthur like#I get the feeling they both like pride and prejudice but I’m also biased#I think Arthur would like murder mysteries#ALSO If anyone’s got any fics where Merlin introduces Arthur to modern society please please PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME#my art#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur
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