#i am so embarrassed

[detentiontrack]

Trying to make calamity trio themed bead bracelets is hard when you're fucking stupid and your friend has to point out you can't spell strength after you post this on your PUBLIC instagram story

[supanuts]

do this to me and you're not seeing my face ever again

[knightish-angel]

*throws these at you and runs*

[entishramblings]

I AM SO EMBARRASSING— OH MY VALAR

Someone in my class asked if I could add them into the Google doc that I created that has the links of all the textbooks for this semester….. and I said sure thing, of course!! And I shared it with her. However, I did not share the Google doc with the links. No, no. I shared a the Google doc alright—with a rough draft of my fucking Boromir X Reader fic.

Respectfully, ✨I wanna be buried in a hole✨

I removed her literally instantly, and shared the correct doc… but she probably still got the email notification. Lovely.

[probablygayattorneys]

Y’all I just accidentally sent this to MY BOSS 🤦🏻

[michaelnotholden]

GUYS GOOBYE DARRAGH’S COUSINS FOUND THE EDIT I MADE OF HIM AND THEY COMMENTED I CANNOOOTTTT💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[see-u-space-cow-boy]

literslly had to turn my fucking volume down… the chanting for lando during the anthems and the booing for max like…

i am

i need to get to austin right now and apologize to max right in his face for my whole fucking country’s fanbase

[drudyslut]

i’m going to die in a hole of embarrassment now. @drewstarkeyslut it’s been nice 😮‍💨

[nerdnag]

PANIC PANIC PANIC

I JUST FOUND MY MOST RECENT EMAIL TO PER IN MY FUCKING DRAFTS

MY PAPER NEVER GOT SENT

[wally-two-shoes]

you know i got it bad when i start muttering “I’m Rick Fucking Sanchez.” In my sleep, my mum even heard it..oh my god.

[slow-slug]

(not) lonesome practicalism

AN: Okay first of all, the person who forced me into making tumblr account, please do not look at this post lmao I want to save my dignity, let's pretend it's not here. Second of all it's all @angelchigiri fault that I've written it, and thirdly it was not suppose to be that long but my hand slipped. And at the end I want to mention, english is not my first language and I do not have a beta, so yk, probably a lot of mistakes, sorry :,) Enjoy!

Its all fluff I promise! Oh and it's Chigiri x Reader ofc!

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You pouted as the ball you just had kicked rolled not into the direction you wanted it to go. You had to admit it was a very pitiful picture, the net of the goal waved slightly with barely noticeable breeze, and the ball was, well, not in the middle of it as you wanted it to be. 

It was really frustrating, you were on the field that belonged to your old school, for quite some time now. Long enough that the sun started to set, and the hot summer temperature was slowly but surely becoming a chilly one. 

You felt like a fool, despite the fact that because of summer vacations no one was nearby, you still were feeling rather embarrassed. How was kicking a ball into the right direction so hard? It just never went the way you wanted it to go, honestly it was so silly, all you wanted to do was learn some basic football movements. That’s all! Was it so bad wanting to be more invested in your boyfriend's activities and passions?

You flopped down on the hard ground, feeling the artificial texture of it beneath your fingers. 

Sighhhh.

Honestly, Chigiri was so amazing in every way. He was caring, a gentleman in always asking about your mood, and making sure you were comfortable in everything you two were doing. Since you started dating, two months ago, suddenly your world felt a lot brighter and colorful. You spent so much time together, and when not, you were texting and sending stupid photos to each other. A true honeymoon phase in all its glory.

But the most important thing to you that he was doing was the way he was so invested in your hobbies and interests. You never had someone so, so genuinely interested in your passions. It was such an amazing feeling, when he sent you links to silly videos that he knew you would be interested in, and what's most important was the fact that he was never scared to spend time with you doing those activities. No matter what it was. Baking? He would research the best recipe that there exists. Dancing? Bring it on, with his coordination skills it was a lot of fun twirling together. Drawing? He wasn’t really good at it, but you still had the portret he drew of you, hanging up proudly above your desk. Hell, he even went shopping with you for new makeup products you needed and later, when you got back to your house, he did face masks with you and cuddled while watching some cheesy kdrama. 

And you wanted to return the favor, so, a whole week you spent walking to the field and practicing the damned football. It was your favorite thing, watching him being all excited about matches and scores. He smiled so widely and his eyes sparkled with such a real passion. And you wanted to be part of this world as well. 

You understood the rules of the game, knew the professional and more inside terms used for different moves, you were there for Chigir’s practice when you only could, you were watching matches with him and engaged in long discussions about them. 

The only thing is that, well, you kindly speaking, sucked at playing the actuall game. 

And it was so embarrassing! 

You heard your boyfriend's wishes that you could play some nice and short matches. He had never said it outloud, but you could read between the lines well enough that you understood his shy smiles and quick looks on the field when you were passing by it. So you did the only reasonable thing. Decided to learn this sport, at least a little bit, so you could surprise Chigiri and see his beautiful smile when you would show him the skills you had. 

You observed the slowly moving clouds. Well, you must admit that the practice you had, everyday for the whole week, was really effortless. Sadly. The ball never went in the direction you wanted it to go, you couldn’t run with it without losing it or falling on your face. You didn’t even attempt dribbling. 

You covered your eyes with your arm sighing quietly, and felt the frustrated tears to prickle them. This isn’t fair, you’ve seen so many matches, and Chigiri’s practices, so why couldn’t you repeat any of the things he did? 

The moment you decided to stand up and try again you felt someone laying down next to you also sighing quietly. Your tensed muscles relaxed as you felt your boyfriend’s comforting smell enveloping you. Dammit, you didn’t even hear him creeping on you.

You laid in silence for some time, breathing quietly. Then you felt his pinky touching delicately yours, and you smiled softly against your will. 

“Are you gonna tell me what you've been up to this past week?” He asked quietly not breaking the tiny physical contact he had with you. 

“It’s stupid” you’ve murmured. 

“It’s not if you spent so much time on it” he responded gently. 

That made you uncover your face and shift it so you could take a better look at him. Pink hair spilled around him, and tickled his perfectly looking skin. His pink eyes blinked at you, patiently waiting for your answer. 

“Promise you won’t laugh?” You’ve asked uncertainly, it was so stupid now that you looked at it. He nodded softly, enveloping your hand fully and giving it an encouraging squeeze. “I just wanted to learn some basic football I guess…” you turned your eyes to your hands observing the color of your skin. You heard a quiet oh, and your face flamed red. 

You’ve quickly sat up, and buried your head in your knees. That’s it for you, never coming back nope. And Chigiri was still silent! He did sit up with you, not so abruptly as you of course. He was always so smooth and elegant in every move. 

“You did?” He sounded weirdly breathless. You nodded without looking at him. You sat there in silence for a while. You wanted to go away, to stand and ask Chigiri to forget it, to never mention it again, so you can just skip this embarrassing chapter of your life. Yet, before you could act on those thoughts, you felt arms wrapping around you from behind and his hair tickle your nape when he leaned on it with his forehead. 

“Gods I love you so much.” He whispered in a hushed tone. You felt the warmth on your cheeks and the butterflies in your stomach. Chigiri never really says it outloud, his love is more hidden in gentle kisses and in the time you two spend together. You muffled a groan, his random declarations of love will always mean so much to you.

He stood up, and turned to be in front of you. When you looked up, the last sun rays made up a halo around his hair and the smile that graced his lips was so fond and kind. He put out a hand in your direction. 

“Come I’ll teach you.” And in what world would you say no to him? 

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i feel cringe

[c2-eh]

at 21 i learned that in the song rockin' around the christmas tree, the line is not a "later we'll have some fucking pie" but a pumpkin pie.......................... english is not my first language is my only defense

[bluecatwriter]

This is the smuttiest thing I've ever written

Only a Rough Fellow, Chapter Three

After whining about this threesome fic for literal months, I finally posted it! Featuring Quincey, Jonathan, and Mina getting it on for like 7,000 words straight. (Rated Explicit, obviously.) What have I done?

[most-edible-pokemon-poll]

Ignore the accidental Tma post. Wrong blog.

[orangeteawithstevia]

Does anybody have any tips on quitting drinking? While trying to quit binging, I ended up becoming an alcoholic haha

I’m so embarrassing and I never know how to stop. It’s just sad atp

I’m trying to quit weed too but it just feels like I can’t