#i am superior

[nerdiehippie]

Being bi and ace is a vibe. Like everyone's like

"I need a d*ck" "I need a v*gina" "I need to have this body to be pleased"

WEAK. I NEED SOMEONE TO GENTLY HOLD ME WHILE I EXPLAIN HOW RELIANCE ON THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS CAUSING THE DOWNFALL ON SOCIETY. BODY PARTS AND TYPES ARE BENEATH ME.

(disclaimer: nothing wrong with wanting a specific gender or body type and gender, and gender and body attraction goes beyond sex. Doesn't change my superiority complex.)

[a-very-tired-raven]

NO FUCKIN WAY

HOLY SHIT

[marshhmallows]

143 days until national marshmallow day.

mark your calendars folks, it's august 30th.

[malibuhearts]

ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY!!!

[remyxavier]

I think I need to go back to believing that people with bipolar are superior to those without it. I felt so good back then, lol.

[lady-shadow-and-darkness]

Boop

Hi anon!! Boop back x 10. Ask my friends they know I won every war.

Hope you have a lovely day as well ♡

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

[charlieswebb]

the greeks believed that our souls were split in half so we have to find our missing pieces. but i feel full. my soul is complete. aromanticism allows the soul to stay together

[bedforddanes75]

im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

[egophiliac]

hiii im sure you’ve answered this before but in regards to your twst x Pokémon, how do you choose which Pokémon go give to the cast?? really curious since your choices are unique :O

unique in a good way, I hope? 😅 (jk jk I haven't come across too many pokemon AUs, so I was going in without preconceptions, I guess!) I was sorta aiming somewhere between doing, like, a full AU with internal consistency and everything, and just picking entirely based on theme/character, so maybe that's why! basically I just set some arbitrary rules (no legendaries/no repeats/evo stages based on year) and then went on ~vibes~. a couple were also suggestions (thank you guys!) and last-minute decisions, so it was a bit of a delightful mess of ideas!

my one regret is that I should have given Riddle a Togedemaru after all. ...you know what, he can have one now, why not

[itsadragonaesthetic]

As an added bonus, it would be cool if you told me your answer + your general place of residence. If you spent most of your life somewhere you currently don't live, tell me where you come from. You can be as specific as the state/province you live in or as unspecific as "eastern US."

I also encourage non-Americans to answer because I'm interested in what others feel is the better name/what they've heard Americans call it.

[thebestofthemall]

Where do I fucking find stuff to feed into my superiority complex and how do I stop fucking forcing the idea that I have NPD on myself I literally don't fit the fucking criteria

[ladamania]

“On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwashi.

The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.

In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back.

When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds.

By nature, it likes to stalk birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.”

- journal entry of 22-year-old Emperor Uda on March 11, 889 CE and earliest record of a cat in Japan [x]

Black Cat (detail) by Hishida Shunso, 1910 [x]

[giantkillerjack]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

[red-1nk]

MY CHAOTIC ANARCHY IS UNRIVALED!! KNEEL BEFORE MEEEEEEE!