#superiority complex

[welcome-to-the-agender-agenda]

Not now kitten daddy's superiority and inferiority complexes are fighting again

[carm3n-carm3n]

me when i win homecoming queen (no one knows who i am)

[cloudedcreams]

thinking of a yandere! cult leader with a religious darling.

there’s something so tiring about you. maybe it’s the way you turn your nose up at him and glare, or the way you wear a cross so proudly around your neck. you’re not the first religious person he’s seen and he’s converted a few before, so he thinks it’ll be fun.

he can’t wait to see your pride crackling down. to watch the tears stream past your face as you sob brokenly into his arms, hearing the sound of your necklace being tossed against the ground. it’ll be a magical moment.

but you have better ideas. you see past his tricks and refuse to give in, despite just how bad your life is. it’s crumbling apart really, and it’s what’s able to keep him so tightly around you. he could save you if he wanted to, or so he says, but you know better than to believe in a man who sees himself on the same level as a saviour.

you’ve heard of men like him, who drain the hope from you until you’re no more than a corpse, who steal your sense of identity and wrap it around themselves. he’ll discard you when he’s done, like the followers of him who have no life in their eyes and yet pray towards him.

he wonders how long it’ll take before he can turn you into his favourite.

[crazycatsiren]

Honestly, to claim that there are prerequisites for being a witch is ridiculous. It's not something you have to go to school to get a degree in. It's a craft.

Some witches these days take themselves way too seriously. Where are they even getting these ideas from.

[pratchettquotes]

"He's started catching fish," said the Senior Wrangler. "That means he'll come over all smug and start asking what plans we've got for making a boat at any minute, you know what he's like."

The Dean looked at some sketches he'd made on a rock.

"How hard can it be to build a boat?" he said. "People with bones in their noses build boats. And we are the end product of thousands of years of enlightenment. Building a boat is not beyond men like us, Senior Wrangler."

"Quite, Dean."

"All we have to do is search this island until we find a book with a title like Practical Boat-Building for Beginners."

"Exactly. It'll be plain sailing after that, Dean. Ahaha."

Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

[weepingtalecowboy]

Rodent links

Fanfic prompt: many rodents have a tendency for allogrooming (which essentially means they bond by cleaning eachother)

So it is very likely that four is aggressively braiding and combing the links hair

(if we go from rat logic because they are canonically one of the smartest rodents on earth so if I use it for minish it would make a bit of sense)

But rabbits also use it as a form of dominance

If a rabbit is grooming another they are essentially acknowledging the other rabbit's dominance and add their smell to the rabbit to show it

So the reason why legend is a bastard to warriors is because wars once gave him his shampoo and he decided that obviously he is superior to him since then

Four doesn’t have a clue why legend always looks so smug when he is braiding his hair

He just thinks they are friends when legend goes up to him to get his hair braided because obviously they are friends

The chain had to learn that they should under no circumstances give legend their personal shampoo or perfume(even if their lives depended on it)

Rodents especially rats can also tell when another rat is related to them because of smell so four could probably tell that wind is related to him

Then chase the dirty animal into a corner and drag his filthy body into a bath (no way wind would willingly take a bath if he isn’t carried there by sheer force )

Because bonding and the fact that rats genuinely get anxiety when pups in their colony are not clean enough because filthy pups imply low health and carry stronger oder making them easier to detect for predators

Rats have an obsessive need for grooming because it is both beneficial in an environment like sewers and also beneficial for the health of the colony

Four has to get physically dragged away from wind if the chain doesn’t have the time to clean up because wind WILL be dropped in the nearest river

In minish form he will be licked too death by four

(Now blue being a neat freak makes perfect sense now he is secretly a rat)

Also rats have a surprising tolerance for other rats and will even let other rats they have social bonds with assist during parenting their own pups

Warriors is allowed near wind and even encouraged into being a dad everyone is

Warriors sad that four is bonding so close to wind and he isn’t needed or wanted by the family: ;(

Four about to attack him as well and drag him to wind : SIKE no milk for you ,you are not getting milk ,nobody is

[michellezagenda]

the women of radblr can be upset all they want but yk what? i don’t have a man in my bed 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[annoyingouroboros]

"Let people be haters!" No. I have no problem with you disliking things, but half of you just want an excuse to be unduly cruel to people. It's not your right to be tolerated for acting like a 14 year old edge-lord who would have been a school bully, now take that self-centered entitlement somewhere else, because I sure as hell won't tolerate it.

P.S.: you're not a victim or a tragedy hero because people called you out on your shit.

[computer-nerd-girl]

Honestly I can be both, it really depends on the day 🤷‍♀️

[smtown-tourist]

Indeed HYBE’s biggest fear and the reason for every Shawol’s Superiority Complex

[emilywaters]

Two of my friends finally watched arcane (whoo)

And they were meh about it (booo)

They didn't like caitvi (boooo)

They didn't like the sesbian lex scene (booooo)

And they dislike cait (I love her she's so me fr) (I'm beyond boo I'm sobbing on the floor)

And mind you they are both queer and irritatingly intelligent so it's not even ignorance

The lesson? Don't let your friends touch things you like in case they go from ignorantly oblivious to aware and uninterested

Or worse

They like it more than you and now you have to share

Ideally, they would like it, enjoy discussions, share content, but not reach your level of superior enjoyment

[bellalilbunny]

[abra-cadav3r]

Okay let's try this again

Please feel free to elaborate! I'm curious :)

[tilbageidanmark]

Think Big by Ross Baines

[pratchettquotes]

"But Nanny...Gytha..."said Magrat.

"Hmm?"

"All that...stuff...she was saying, when we were traveling. It was so...so cold. Wasn't it? Not wishing for things, not using magic to help people, not being able to do that fire thing--and then she went and did all those things! What am I supposed to make of that?"

"Ah, well," said Nanny. "It's all according to the general and the specific, right?"

"What does that mean?" Magrat lay down on the bed.

"Means when Esme uses words like 'Everyone' and 'No one' she doesn't include herself."

"You know...when you think about it...that's terrible."

"That's witchcraft. Up at the sharp end. And now...get some sleep."

Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

[whatkindofsoupp]

My superiority complex is better than your superiority complex