#i can't function

[ywnstrd]

do you think giles calls her daddy? I know I do.

[sweet-evie]

STFU THEY'RE TALKING IN THE AFTERLIFE 😭😫

[theloveinc]

OHHHH PAPA!EIJIROU AND SKIN TO SKIN WITH HIS BABY :(

he’s like 6’7”.. And 350 pounds of pure muscle…

The baby is dwarfed by him, and is sleeping so comfortably in the valley that is his chest :(

JUST... JUST... just having their special time together... daddy and baby. a layer of black hair on their head, still fresh and rosy from birth. the doctor said they were quite big for a newborn, and he knows because of the way your belly started distending at the end, but they're still the smallest thing he's held in years.

kiri going to his first newborn class with them, where a doctor teachers him how to hold baby properly, how to burp them, feed them, change them. he's the biggest guy in the room, but also one of the most careful cuz it's his first baby, and all the nurses think it's so cute when he gets all shy and amazed when they tell him to take off his shirt and tuck baby into his arms :'(((( then maybe even starts to weep a bit that first time.

AND THE THOUGHT OF coming home to them like that !!!!!!!!!!!! one of your first solo outings since becoming a mommy... and you open the door to find ⬆️⬆️⬆️ baby on kiri's bare chest on the couch, no sign of tears or anything, only drool and the little baby snores going strong. the tv isn't even on, either, and that's how content Kiri is just looking at your bab.

it's no surprise when they get a bit older and always start nodding off the second daddy picks them up, or trying to wiggle underneath his shirt🥺🥺

[mopeytwat]

"I'm fine, unhand me, unhand me"

[jmkho]

GONNA MAKE THIS MY PHONE BACKGROUND

[chenziee]

tomorrow should be an international holiday, how do they expect me to go to work and function like i'm normal

[officialannubis]

I'm gonna fight club in real life

[kokofleour]

being obsessed with both funger and enstars is a curse please save me

[itsnice2haveafriend]

Saw Taylor in concert last night. How am I just supposed to go on living life now?? I am fundamentally changed on a cellular level.

[desiderium-eden]

Holding a spoon of yogurt. "Kyrie~ Awww~"

Sniff sniff. Nom? "..."

"!!!" Immediately lunges for the tiny bowl, knocking it over.

"..."

[bubbles-for-all-of-us]

Purely a girl thing so wimp boys look away!!!

Anyone here been on the pill went off it and experienced the most vile cramps on a daily? Step forward.

[haikuku]

Daily Haikuku, no. 295

Exhausted like I've never been. Exhausted just thinking about it.

--haikuku

[atlasisntdead]

I keep sleeping barely 6 hours :(((

[jacks-wack-attack]

I think the universe aligned perfectly for this moment, that coincidentally, I just happened to get to watch the last three episodes of SPN for the first time, on the anniversary of Destiel becoming canon, and for me to feel so much utter pain and despair.

I just... I don't know what to do now. Cas told Dean I love you then proceeded to die. Literally all my boys are gone. My babies. Each of them. Just like that. That was the finale finale. I can't even process. I don't think I'll stop sobbing for at least two weeks, and then in the meantime, I'll be in denial for the rest of my life.

What am I supposed to do with my life now? Sing Carry On Wayward Son for the rest of my life without tearing up?

[silverskull]

i have never been so spoiled before a show (after months of DROUGHT) and i have no idea how to function

and these are the OFFICIAL spoilers

not even the preview leaks that may or may not be floating out in online-article-land

peacing out until 3am dudebros

time for some undubbed non-english highbrow movie time

[canofwormholes]

I want to rip everything out of my skull.