There's a show on Netflix called he's expecting and no the character isn't trans, non-binary or intersex... It's an mpreg show... On Netflix
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Pls good God tell me it isn't real. No no NOOOO!!!
TWST IS RELEASING CHAPTER 7 ON JP IN DECEMBER WTFFF OMFG
I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry. I will never fucking recover from this. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEBEK IS GETTING TWO SSRs WHATTT
I was happy !!!
When I saw Ace's clubwear SSR. Now I'm despair. Should I get a JP Account and save for Lillia's card? Should I not? TWST anime acknowledgement in Twitter??? Uwaaa
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Zvdvdlvr is my son’s name but it’s pronounced like chandler don’t ask how
who on earth named your son zvdvdlvr.
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just spent 10 whole minutes crying over a toy flower i had that i havent seen since i was 5????
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.
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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
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do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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