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lovesuplex · 8 months

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was planning to finish the sopranos tonight but the yugioh channel is playing the final duel between the pharaoh and yugi and i can’t not watch that

#i gag every time #heart of the cards is just manifestation

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firefly-fez · 2 years

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me at 8:00: yeah guys i can’t come out tonight. yeah got another insomnia flare-up, really need an early night. have fun tho!

me at 1am: how are we, as a society ever going to destigmatise disability if we won’t even let ourselves say the goddamned word. maybe the reason you think disability is an offensive term is because disability itself offends you. and of course it does, because it is offensive. The notion that a disabled person did nothing to deserve their disability and cannot achieve success the same way you can because of it offends the idea that you are successful because of your vitues, not your luck. It offends the pride you have in uour work, your success, your wealth and whether you truly earnt it. Disability is offensive only because the innate humanity of a disabled person offends the very propaganda our extractive capitalist society relies on to—

#disability #disability rights #look idk how this happened i tripped and fell into it honestly #but i ended up in a position of disability advocacy at my church #so 2023 is the year i say ‘disability rights’ boys #BUT IF THEY USE DIFFERENTLY ABLED LANGUAGE KNE MORE FUCKING TIME I SWEAR #i gag every time #were making meaningful progress and theyre hearts are in the right place and genuinely some disabled church members might prefer that langua #disability is not a monolith etc etc #but as someone who spent the majority of my life compensating for my disabilith to reduce all the ways it affected other people #‘differently abled’ language is SUCH A TRIGGER #i dont have to prove why im still valuable in order to deserve community and im not doing that shit no more #also #shitpost #created at 1:49am #like please do not take this too seriously my friends #just one girls rambled thoughts

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moondos · 6 months

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Seeing "he growled" in fiction takes 10 years off my life span every time. Thanks I hate it

#all i imagine is rawr XD #pls stop #i gag every time

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lesliemeyers · 5 months

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babysitting

#stan marsh #kyle broflovksi #sp style #sp stanky #style sp #south park style #stankyle #south park #ike broflovski #stan x kyle #south park fanart #mine #a visual gag that never gets old to me is artists drawing every other character in like their own styles but still having baby ike look #just like he does in the show. it makes me lose it EVERY time. which is why i did this

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months

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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #mdzs au #lan wangji #nie huaisang #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #This is the *first* part of what was supposed to be a much longer comic (LWJ's morning routine in full).#I'll finish the remaining part as a reblog to this post! I just think this is the funnier chunk.#Lan Wangji absolutely is the kind of person who has a perfect internal alarm clock for when it is time to get up.#He already has a dedicated sleep schedule. He is accurate within 10 seconds of 5am every day.#I think the Jiang disciples are most likely used to waking up around 6:00-7:00am #But the allure of having a guaranteed time keeper getting you up in the morning is worth the earlier hour.#I imagine they started outside lwj's door and slowly moved closer as the weeks went on.#Now LWJ has to cope with being way too warm in the night from all the extra body heat.#LWJ is not a fan of this but they scamper off immediately after he wakes up and they at least show initiative to follow routine.#NHS joins in only because he is a chronically heavy sleeper and needs this level of intervention to get up early.#His boldness would be a death sentence in the cloud recesses but here? Whole new game.#Yungmeng Jiang isn't a lawless land. It's just a land with different laws.#And one of those laws is to forcefully domesticate the catboy coded Lan boy through any means necessary.#Completely different tangent: I drew the thumbnail for this before I did comic 134. I then realized they had the same visual gag.#So I had to space this one out so it didn't seem like I repeated the waking up joke. That's my secret and all of you have to keep it.#And in my land the law is that snitches get itches (telepathically transfers hives onto your body)

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lwiann · 9 months

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Play teeth by 5sos

#durgetash #bg3 #durge #gortash #wiann art #baldur's gate 3 #ngl gamers this was from a very petty idea bc of some hater #gagging every time i try to make vanh good aligned like that man is obsessed with gortash he would not be resentful #on a serious note i just think so much of his views resonate w gortash and he wouldnt hate him thats just how they both are #thats why theyre a match made in the hells #but also the lovers to enemies to lovers tension is very good #im not denying myself that treat

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frankiebirds · 2 months

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#my fave running gag is local pd responding to reid and garcia being themselves by going '...where can i get one?' it's so funny every time #penelope garcia #kind of #aaron hotchner #david rossi #garcia & hotch #garcia & rossi #first time tagging those two!#criminal minds #criminal minds s05e19 #criminal minds 5x19 #a rite of passage #not fic #criminal minds rewatch #my gifs

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introspectivememories · 8 months

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my loyalty to talia is so strong that i will not hear a word against this woman. i am her defender, first and foremost. i refuse to even read fics with talia slander in it. oh you tagged your fic, "talia al ghul is a bad parent"? i'm not reading it. blah, blah, blah, you don't get her character and i hope dami shows up in your room in the middle of the night with a sword for talking shit about his mom

#batlantern is my 2nd fav bruce ship #i will read almost anything with batlantern in it #i opened up one fic that looked really promising and 3 chapters in they're using morrison's orgin story for damian #the way i clicked off so fast #there's only like 1k fics for this ship #idc i'll lower my choices down to 200 if i have to #every time i read a dami fic and tehy put in 'bad parent talia' i'm like gagging and retching #almost as bad as 'dick grayson is damian wayne's parent'#NO HE FUCKING ISNT!!!#i hate that tag sooo much and it's everywhere in the dami tag #damian wayne #talia al ghul #dc

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toskarin · 7 months

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my brothers are at university now so sometimes I'll wait until I see them post about eating and randomly text them "having a cuck meal?" which could go terribly depending on the day although I do not care much about that

#this has been a running gag for a while and every time I see 'cuck meal' in the wild I think of them #which I imagine they hate

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weaponizedducks · 4 days

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sick and tired of all the straight people saying Bottoms is unrealistic. bitch shut the fuck up the only unrealistic part was that nobody wanted Hazel

#every time she was on screen I was gagged #how are you gonna tell me she wasn't getting girls left and right #hazel callahan #bottoms movie #ruby cruz

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thelatealek · 2 months

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he lost me reeaally quick

#every time he calls sydney “doll” i audibly gag #camp here and there #chnt #elijah volkov #pink elephant man

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haine-kleine · 2 months

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Drives me insane how breathtakingly beautiful Horikoshi made Dabi look before burning him to a crisp and stuffing him into that hellraiser bodysuit

#mans was quitting his short but overwhelmingly successful modeling career #and he made sure to gag everyone in that manga one last time #he was so... free and unfiltered for this brief period #growing weak in the knees every time i see any of these panels #dabi #bnha #todoroki touya #boku no hero academia

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year2000electronics · 7 months

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OH YEAH since he made it into the human bill smash or pass tierlist i figure i might as well post my human guy named andrew bill here since i havent before! yes he has a wardrobe change for every occasion. here comes the order

dreamscaperers (gideon summoning bill)

dreamscaperers (in stan's mindscape)

sock opera (outside encounter with dipper)

sock opera (bill's deal with dipper)

the last mabelcorn (cold open)

the last mabelcorn (ominous out-of-context flashback)

the last mabelcorn (less ominous in context flashback)

the last mabelcorn (credits sting)

dipper and mabel vs the future (whipped out this one for all of two seconds)

weirdmageddon

weirdmageddon (penthouse scene)

sorry for making him a silly little twink but i needed to live my truth.