#i hate you. i hte you. i hate you. i hate you

[superbellsubways]

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

happy pride!

the bible - a lot of dudes

"wives, submit yourselves to your own wives, love wives, love wife, care for the wife"

submitted by @justabouttocombust

[vulpixelates]

in what UNIVERSE would halsin or karlach have abs

halsin is a druid. he's meant to survive in the woods. you need body fat for that.

karlach is a fucking barbarian who is constantly chowing down on whatever she can get her hands on and has a super high strength. she would have a powerlifter's body type!!! FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE. do you think she has time to focus on building vanity muscle while being a soldier for zariel's armies? absolutely not. the only plausible explanation for her having any semblance of abs is that maybe her engine heart is greatly increasing her metabolism but even then i think it's a coward's answer

MAKE THEM THICK AS WELL AS BUFF AS HELL YOU COWARDS, pls and thank you. this has been a psa

[glittertimes1997]

“it's misogynistic to hate jade!!!1!”

she's a villain

villains are meant to be hated

it's not my forking fault that she also just so happens to be a woman

muddle fudgers can't let you hate a villain for being a villain and have to make it about their forking gender

[sirwolficus]

mlb s5 finale finally got released i can unleash my anger and hate thats been festering since the storyboards leaked

[thechilliestleaf]

my red flag is that, if I see a spider near my bed, I will proceed to sleep in my chair instead.

[dootznbootz]

I love historical buildings made into something new! We got the Bookstore that used to be a bank from the 1900s! We got the Souvenir gift shop that used to be a cheese shop! And finally, we got the homemade candy, coffee, and ice cream shop that used to be a bar/brothel from the 1890s!

✨History ✨

[mittenlady]

in which simon goes to whole foods and is not at all melodramatic about it and klavier is being VERY brave about his migraine (very strong headache instead of the actual neurological condition).

link here :)

i really do not often write fluff because i rarely see it as "meaningful" and i always feel the need to try and say something suuuper "profound" with my writing. but i could not sleep a few weeks ago and the idea came into my head and it was the fastest 1k i had ever written (which then snowballed into 4k but let's ignore that).

anyway there are 47 fics (including two of mine) for klavquill so i do not care if it is particularly meaningful i am simply on the grindset

[plasticsandwich]

FUCKKKKKKK CARBON DIOXIDE

[elegyofthemoon]

What does your soul look like?

Tagged by @cove-holdens thank you ; v ; I did it for Octavia again LMAO

The results: "Blood in a lamb's wool: You're the victim, right? It hurts, everyday it hurts. It's obvious you're tainted, pulled into hell as soon as you stepped upon earth. You'll never know peace, you'll never know a life without violence. Im sorry. Wash your face and your hands, don't let your wounds carve deeper."

o u o ;;; ah. hah. yeah okay lmao

I won't say that they're a victim. They've had like One Bad Thing Happen To Them. The guy's completely lost where they are and they're stuck within themself and what to do and how to go back home. Things hurt but things get better. It's just how the cycle of life goes on, right?

But that doesn't mean that life for them continues without violence. It keeps happening. It keeps going and it gets worse, but somehow they'll make it out of here. It gives them a reason to leave this place, right? Right.

I'm not gonna tag anyone for this one (i feel bad doing twice in a row orz sowwy) but if you want feel free to say I tagged you in it!!

[courtsees]

this latest gen v episode was INSANE and whoever thought to put "heads will roll" after victoria neuman blew up that mans head (100% called it there was no way that man was gonna be alive) was an absolute genius .,,, plus i was genuinely gagged when the dean sl** her own throat and that whole scene

[vulpixelates]

not y'all mourning the loss of l*kas kr*stjanson from b*oware's writing team OFIJAWEOIFAJWF HELLO??? the way he writes women, ESPECIALLY WLW, is so fucked up, why are y'all talking about how amazing he is 😭

[dizzybevvie]

eat shit and die

[vitrines]

[passingthetime]

Guys guys give me feedback, is this a good flyer or am I delusional due to lack of sleep??

[craanbery]

started reading crown of swords again recently after stopping for a while and now Perrin's back after 1 billion years without perrinvision he's immediately BANISHED?? GIRL WHAT DID HE DO