uhhuuhghu its 3:28 am so heres some self-indulgent dp art because gender is stored in the wade wilson
is it too much to ask to have him wear a cute little pink dress for once like pls
also i'm also really falling into my spiderman hyperfixation again so maybe expect some spideypool sometime idk.......
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𝐔𝐍𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.
SPICE. saffron
WEATHER. bright sun right after a downpour, when it smells earthy and dewy
PRIMARY COLOUR. pink
COLOUR OF THE SKY. a warm toned watercolor sunrise
MAGICAL POWER. creation.
SHOE. hellstern silk slippers with the french heel
HOUSEPLANT. that singular manmade shenzhen nongke orchid that took a decade to grow and half a decade to flower. ...or jasmine maybe.
BLADE WEAPON. sword cane. blade hairpin. unobtrusive, easily concealed and dual-function weaponry, more of a sentiment than necessity.
SCHOOL SUBJECT. biology, chemistry and history. the why's and how's.
SOCIAL MEDIA. any and all, usually has two accounts each. one professional and one for personal fuckery or dl throwaways. different friend groups on different platforms. her phone lags so much from 745834 apps
MAKEUP PRODUCT. lip and cheek stain
CANDY. cotton candy (i mean.. by visual representation alone). artisanal tiered cake
TANGIBLE FEAR. nooses. hanging.
ICE CUBE SHAPE. intricate and appropriatelly colored. ex. pink or red roses.
METHOD OF LONG-DISTANCE TRAVEL. flight - from her association with birds. actual preference is walking. never in a hurry.
ART STYLE. rococo (architectural style too)
HISTORICAL PERIOD. the renaissance
MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE. fae or witch. little magical women known to fly
PIECE OF STATIONARY. envelope
THREE EMOJIS. 🌸👸🏼🪽
CELESTIAL BODY. black hole
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I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider
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i love when characters get angry when they're frightened. shelter dog characters. i love when they bite, not able to tell the difference between a hand that feeds and a hand that strikes. there is no difference. a hand is a hand is a fist. i love characters that are deemed unadoptable. unlovable.
and i love when someone loves them. i love when someone sits with them, patient. they don't flinch at the snarling and snapping. they're not trying to fix it—there's nothing to be fixed. this is you, all of you, and ill wait. because one day, one day you'll take the treat. go on, draw my blood. spit and curse and rage. you're safe with me. one day, you'll feel safe with me.
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i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)
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my (very queer) friend is pregnant for the first time and she’s been on all the baby message boards (eg tiktok, facebook) and she found this tag that was like “ftm pregnancy” and she was like “oh cool! there’s whole tag for pregnant transmen!” and then was extremely confused as to why the tag was full of what appeared to be cisgender women. she was like “i mean i don’t wanna judge, maybe they are transmen but they don’t look how i expected them to, that’s okay, if they say they’re trans then they are” except she kept looking through the tag and literally NONE of them were transmen, ALL of them appeared to be ciswomen. she was VERY confused, seriously questioning what she knew about trans people (and not to be like “she has trans friends!” but literally her partner is trans, her sibling in law is trans, many of her friends are trans/nb, hell i think she’s a bit nonbinary herself, idk, we haven’t actually talked about that recently lol) and doubting reality in general.
and then she found out that, amongst a huge section of the internet to which she had never been exposed before, “ftm” stands for First Time Mom.
there’s no moral to this story i just thought it was funny
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Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth.
Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.
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