#i just wanna see zelda again 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[thegirlisuedtobe]

damn this game is litcherally wrecking emotional damage to me,,, brooo I just got kass back to his family and the song he played for me brooo why am I crying???

[opennwindows]

If you can, could I request BEN Drowned fluff / smut headcanons like about himself, with his headcanon age, hobbies, facts, what he is into or would like & want in a relationship, and what he would be like with a gamer girlfriend/ s/o?

If ya taking requests rn still?✨😇😊💖

Ben Drowned general + NSFW hcs

A/N: yes!! absolutely. i love getting to talk about how the pastas do their pastaing in my mind. i have so many headcanons for everyone that im excited to share!! also sorry i forgot to include the gamer gf part but i don't think it would change a lot of what i wrote!!

btw sorry for fucking dying i have been busy 😭😭 but no one worry i will still continue to work on requests!! if anyone has any marble hornets stuff they wanna request i will zoom you to the front of the queue so fucking quick. anyways enough of me yapping.

cw: 18+ nsfw, toxic relationships, crying kink,

GENERAL

ben is mentally and physically 22, but he can be quite emotionally immature at times. when he died he never stopped growing and maturing, his soul was just stuck in limbo. think like the worst waiting room ever.

he's surprisingly tall, standing at about 5'9. he's lanky but not bone thin. could easily get pretty far in a fight without his ghost powers.

the link costume only appears when he’s in his ghost form. so for example, when he’s messing with someone on their computer he’ll appear as the canon BEN we’re most familiar with. when he’s just chilling in his physical body, he mostly wears beat up hoodies and sweatpants.

contrary to popular belief, ben's not the hardcore gamer everyone thinks he is. sure, he'll play some overwatch or whatever when he's bored but he honestly just prefers to watch tv and browse the internet. understandably REFUSES to play any zelda games. if you were trapped in a video game for decades would you ever wanna touch it again? exactly.

ben loves to draw little comics and troll (see: horrifically traumatize) people online. god forbid you get into twitter beef with this man because he will crawl through your monitor at 3am and leave you with a crippling fear of technology. dude thinks it's absolutely hilarious. a true knee slapper.

lowkey has a sugar addiction. will slam down 4 cans of pepsi in one sitting. he's very lucky that he's basically a ghost because the kidney stones would be plentiful.

ROMANTIC

you know that guy with the blown out speakers in his car, lives off of energy drinks and burnt blue razz ice elfbars, swears aphex twin is the modern mozart and works on the grill at your local wendy’s? yeah thats ben. or at least would be him if he was still human.

“why would you need a chair, my lap is literally right here babe.”

would absolutely wear your skin if given the opportunity. not in a weird way. he’s just EXTREMELY touchy.

he needs someone who is significantly more organized and motivated than him. he can go almost a week without showering and it should honestly be considered biological warfare when he tries to smother you with affection during these episodes.

after awhile of you guys dating he LOVES the idea of y’all showering together. he has a fear of water and while showers aren’t too much of a trigger, your presence helps ease his anxiety.

favorite pet names: bro, dude, dawg, babe, bitch (non derogatory)

not really a romantic but he tries his best. a perfect date for him is just getting some takeout, watching youtube, talking about stupid shit and play fighting. if you want something more traditional or extravagant then he’ll oblige to make you happy but those types of dates make him feel quite suffocated and nervous. try to save those for special occasions.

now let’s talk about his problems because just like the other creeps he is ANGSTY.

he’s probably the most emotionally stable and healthiest of the group but he definitely still has his toxic traits, after all this man is a ghost that mentally tortures and kills his victims through manipulation.

ben would never ever get physical with his partner no matter how enraged he is but he absolutely is the type to do some mental damage when he gets carried away. ben drowned? more like ben gaslighted.

the type to say some shit that would keep you up for years and then kiss you the next morning like the argument never happened. he finds it easier to ignore problems than to actively talk and fix them. you’re gonna have to teach him some important communication skills or else you’ll grow to resent him after all the bottled up rage.

a bit too brutally honest and blunt for his own good so if you have thin skin the relationship would fall apart pretty quickly. he wants someone who can drag him twice as hard as he dragged you. bonus points if your insults are consistently funny as hell.

please watch anime with him and discuss it. he would propose on the spot, especially if you play with his hair.

pro player tip: if you want him to clean his disgusting room, help him and make it fun! he just needs a little push and motivation at times. and being around you makes him want to get his shit together.

big fan of late night make-out sessions. i’m talking like 45 minutes straight of just slobbering on each other’s faces with tongues down throats. if you don’t want his hands running over every inch of your body then you’ll probably have to chain him to the wall.

NSFW

okay. so he’s a little inexperienced with his hands. he’s just a slow learner. be vocal with him about what you like!!

ben's about 7inches and slightly skinnier than average but he will have you seeing stars in record time. the dick game is no joke. he tends to go fast and deep most times.

i can see him being a switch in the idgaf-as-long-as-i’m-fucking way. dude will go with the flow and will try mostly anything.

definitely one of the least aggressive pastas during sex. he has sadistic tendencies but he’s more of a edge/overstimulate you until you cry versus a beat the shit out of you and rip hair out of your scalp type. he’s pretty vanilla given his occupation.

despite his love of roasting the fuck out of you on a daily basis, the only words that come out of this man’s mouth is heavenly praise. he looks at you like you’re the most gorgeous being on the planet and he’ll let you know it.

he loves to whisper praises into your ear while you ride him.

he's more of a receiver than a giver when it comes to oral. he'll absolutely spend hours between your legs if given the chance but nothing beats the sight of you on your knees and teary eyed with his length in your mouth.

he can be a bit of a head pusher but just let him face-fuck you every now and then, hearing his loud moans will be worth it.

did i mention how much of a crying kink this man has? you guys could be on round three and if he stares at your teary eyed fucked-out face for longer than 10 seconds he'll immediately get hard again. you'll have to beg him to give your poor body a break.

he's also into choking but only if he's the one doing it. if you try to restrict his breathing he'll panic and the mood would get ruined.

[crimswnred]

these hc are so cute ! maybe what halloween costume the Li would wear individually and in a couples costume 💓💓💓

HI YES YES YES I LOVE THIS QUESTION

I'm so excited!! ok, ok, without any further ado:

what the season 2 lis would wear for halloween (individually and in a couple)

bobby.

individually: look me in the eye right now and tell me he wouldn't dress up as spider-man. especially now with the spider-verse movies.

couple: he's a silly guy so I'm thinking he could wear literally anything after a little convincing, but ultimately, I'm saying:

beast boy & raven or robin & starfire (teen titans)

scott pilgrim and ramona flowers (scott pilgrim vs the world)

shark boy and lava girl

this has gotten way too long!! pls check out more under the cut 👇

gary.

individually: most likely a star war reference. or something funny. definitely something tight

couple: again, another silly guy who would wear anything you ask him, but here are my picks:

han solo and princess leia (and he absolutely loves it)

bowser and peach, not mario tho because that's too basic

bob and helen parr (the incredibles)

ibrahim.

individually: violet man. ok, let's say violet man isn't a real thing (like, well, it isn't). he's DEFINITELY dressing as another superhero. my guess? either superman or batman.

couple: he's gonna rock the best geek couple costumes ever and he'll show off. together, you guys will either serve cunt or die trying. here are some ideas:

batman and catwoman (the batman)

wanda maximoff and vision (wandavison)

jean gray and scott summers (the x-men)

noah.

individually: he would probably wear something that's more halloween than costume party, if you get what i mean? he prolly loves the holiday 'cause of his siblings and REALLY commits to the bit. fred krueger, jason, chuck, ghost face...

couple: like I said, he commits to the bit and goes all the way but he's sticking to the horror pattern because that's how it should go. some ideas include:

emily and victor (corpse bride)

other mother and other father (coraline)

beetlejuice and lydia (yes, the red wedding dress)

lucas.

individually: something sexy but that he doesn't need to put much effort in, like a vampire or something. i can't see him going all out for halloween, i'm sorry 😭

couple: now, when in a couple, it's a tad different... he's making sure you look good together and when i say good, i mean GOOD. you guys would probably be the hottest couple at any halloween party, here are some ideas:

gomez and morticia addams (let's put that stache to use, shall we?)

mr and mrs smith

tony montana and elvira hancock (scarface)

henrik.

individually: TARZAN. and he loves wearing nothing but a thong the whole night.

couple: I bet on something fun and easy, but also cute! he just wanna have fun with you and party for a bit, so I don't think he would propose something super complex. some ideas:

johnny and mavis (hotel transylvania)

daphne and fred (scooby-doo)

lola and bugs bunny (space jam)

kassam.

individually: I'm thinking classic and boring. doesn't care much when he's on his own. classic halloween stuff.

couple: HEAR ME OUT — iconic moments from pop culture. what do I mean by that? well, I mean:

britney spears and justin timberlake in matching jeans outfits

xtina and eminem (at the ICONIC vmas)

sony and cher (like halsey did!)

carl.

individually: spock! a little on the nose for him but COME ON. he's always dressing up as a star trek character, switching up every year. I can see him wearing something marvel related too.

couple: yeah, some star trek reference for sure but since that's not my breed of nerd (sorry not sorry), I'm saying:

jessie and james (pokemon)

loki and sylvie (loki series)

link and zelda (the legend of zelda)

ahh!! this was so much fun to do!! thanks for asking, anon 💝 I had a blast with your question!!

(!) I don't know enough about the missing LIs to add them to this list. if you'd like to ask for a specific islander that didn't make the list, don't be afraid to drop your request in my inbox.

more headcanons.

[amiharana]

Bored with nothing to do so I’m requesting streamer au again 😕🏃🏻‍♀️🤙

ask and ye shall receive ☝️😌✨ i mentioned in the tags that the last time i posted about streamer au that i wanna write the champions going to twitchcon and sharing an airbnb together sooo 👹

i'm actually not too sure how to incorporate the location of twitchcon into this au, because (1) i've never been to twitchcon actually KJDJFKKJS and (2) it depends on whether or not hyrule is divorced from the u.s. & the rest of human society e.g. a universe where hyrule is the country analogous to the u.s.... for purposes of this au, i've been kind of writing hyrule as a city that all the champions live in, so maybe it can be somewhere in the u.s.? what state does the city of hyrule give LOL

reading the wikipedia about twitchcon tells me that most of the cons have been held in san diego, CA so all the champions fly there together for the con, and could you just imagine them at an airport 😭 like you know those tiktoks of people either traveling with their family or their friend group and in each case there's always like the dad/dad-friend who's in charge of everything, from being there super early to holding all the passports, etc? because i can totally see daruk being that guy HAHAHKDJHFDKJ

outside of being a streamer, daruk is a dad irl and the oldest of the champs so he quite literally sees all of them as his kiddos 🥹 the flight will be at like 5pm but daruk insists on being there at the airport at 9am, he'd write labels on each of the champions' luggage with their contact information, he would put all their plane tickets into a manila folder and keeps a death grip on it until they reach the desk for boarding 😭 the dad instinct has been Activated ✅ and then when they get on the plane, daruk gets his little travel neck pillow on and conks the fuck out once the plane takes off 😄

before i continue, here's the plane seating configuration i was thinking of in my head:

most planes are usually three-seaters instead of two but for purposes of this ficlet idrgaf 🤞🤓 move along and get with the fantasy 🙏❤️

urbosa will just be chilling to herself (i have this image of her with earphones in and also knitting? no one knew that urbosa was a knitter including me), sidon is talking to zelda's manager impa, and mipha and zelda are talking and giggling to themselves bc they're gfs now <3 but link and revali? woof. these homos are totally going to be shyly holding hands on the plane the whole time, and then when they land, zelda will post a selfie of her looking extremely unamused on the plane next to mipha giggling, with link in the background looking at revali with wide eyes blushing while revali is holding up their intertwined hands to his lips.

in my head, this is gonna be set after the LOH show from the last streamer au ask, but before the date that revali had planned during the show. so throughout the entirety of the event, from the plane rides to and from twitchcon to the sitting together at their panel, revali and link have Hella Tension with each other. since the date that revali had planned during the LOH hasn't happened yet (they have a day in mind though hehe), they're both anticipating it and are also in this limbo stage of being exclusive but not really having an actual label on their relationship. all they know is they really enjoy each other's presence and perhaps they'd like to be around each other more often :>

but link is still insecure and still quite surprised that revali even returns his interest, that the date has been planned and is on an actual, real day and that revali wants to go out with him, and oh goddess revali wants to go out with him. it has him sitting tensely in his seat, nearly sweating because this has to be some sort of fever dream, right? revali, a streamer infamous for his rather arrogant, brutal words and attitude, who has had all the disparaging insults to say about link, and doesn't miss a single chance to rag on him. this couldn't have been the same revali who looked at him so fondly through the camera on the LOH stream, who has taken note of everything link says offhandedly, who sent him a heart in their discord dms (and revali never uses emojis). this has to be some elaborate prank on link and—

he feels a sharp tap on the side of his head, knocking him out of his downward spiral, and he looks up, rubbing his head and ready to bicker with zelda, but it isn't zelda who's hit him. revali stares down at him, one knee on the plane seat and his hands on the headrests in their row and in front of them.

"stop thinking so loud," revali says, before finally sitting in his seat properly. "it's painful to watch."

link scoffs and rolls his eyes. "any more painful than watching you fall in the xp farm while you were making it?"

"maybe don't hit me while i'm building next time and i won't fall in," revali snips back.

"you were wearing an elytra."

"and with what space, pray tell, could i have used to gain altitude? it's a vertical column, you absolute fool, the only way was down."

"and down you went, so i could take all your xp," link replies cheerfully.

revali rolls his eyes as he finishes settling into his seat. "and you'll still use all of that on the worst combination of enchantments possible." they both fall silent, the quiet din of voices around the plane their background noise.

"what were you thinking about?" revali then says quietly, suddenly. link glances at him and is surprised to find the other man staring at him with genuine concern. butterflies come to life in link's stomach, so he averts his eyes, down at his fidgeting hands in his lap. there was no eloquent way to phrase his worries about their date to revali, of all people.

"don't tell me you have flight anxiety now," revali murmurs. it sounds like it was meant to be a joke, but it misses its mark when link doesn't answer, fingers still fidgeting in his lap. "link?"

"i'm not worried about flying or the plane," link mutters. "i've traveled by air before plenty of times, it's not that."

"then what's got you all locked up like this?" revali replies, in the same quiet voice. link still doesn't say anything. "link..."

then, revali reaches for the blond's hand, smoothly intertwining their fingers and bringing it upwards, propping his elbow on the armrest between them. link's eyes widen, blinking, and he slowly moves his gaze from his lap to their intertwined fingers, and then to revali's face. he only stares back, a rather soft look in his eyes, and the butterflies in link's stomach burst to life again.

"you don't have to tell me if it's something personal," revali says, and his tone is so gentle, link thinks he's going to melt in his seat right there. is this the same revali who called him a fool less than a minute ago? "but don't bottle it all up or you'll end up exploding. it'll only make things worse and we wouldn't want that, would we?"

link stares at him with the same wide eyes for a moment longer, and then nods once slowly. "yeah, i guess you're right," he whispers, and after another second, he squeezes revali's hand softly. it seems to make revali's gaze soften even further, and he squeezes back.

"is there anything i can do to help?" revali murmurs. link blinks at him, and suddenly, it feels like the floodgates have opened and he can't stop himself from telling the truth.

"it's the date," link blurts aloud, his cheeks warming and turning pink. shit.

revali's head tilts to the side slightly. "the date?" he repeats. "the one we—?"

"yeah," link whispers. under revali's gaze, filled with such genuine concern, he feels shy again and he looks back down at the other hand in his lap. "it's just... i know we talked about it already, but it just doesn't feel real, like it's all some prank, you know?" he giggles nervously, his left leg beginning to bounce. "knowing you, i wouldn't put it past you to plan one as elaborate at this either, but even if it wasn't a prank, i can barely wrap my mind around that it's actually going to happen."

revali doesn't say anything for a couple moments, and it makes link more nervous, his leg bouncing a little faster, his heart pounding a little harder. please say something, he thinks to himself.

"you know," revali says finally, still in that ever so gentle tone, "we don't have to do the date." and link's heart drops to his stomach. "it was never something i was going to force on you, especially not on that pathetic joke of a show. don't feel like you have to go on a date with me to please your fans if it makes you uncomfortable—"

"no," link says, whipping his head to look at revali with wide, horrified eyes. "th-that's not what i was trying to say, i do want to go on the date with you." admitting it out loud makes link blush and he wants to melt into a puddle in revali's surprised green gaze, but he can't keep shying away. so link steels himself and maintains eye contact with revali, taking a breath before continuing. "i do want to. please trust me on that, i do. i'm just nervous about it because..." link swallows. "i like you, like a lot, and this date is like, confirming that you like me back and actually planning to go on it is insane, because i never thought you'd really return my feelings and what if you back out? because i'm not gonna stop you if you don't wanna go on the date anymore, but i want to go on it so bad 'cause—"

"hey," revali cuts him off, with a strangely soft voice. "breathe for me, darling."

link blinks and then lets go of a long breath he didn't know had accumulated in his lungs. revali nods reassuringly and squeezes his hand again. "one more time," he says in that same soft voice, so link does, breathing in deeply and releasing it slowly. he feels much calmer now.

but then, revali presses his lips to their intertwined fingers, to the back of link's hand. "i want to go on the date with you too," revali murmurs to the skin, and link nearly shivers. "and believe me, i won't be backing out unless you do, because i like you too." he tilts his head slightly to the side. "do you think i'd be so cruel to drag this out if i truly didn't want to go? if anything, i should be worrying about whether or not you want to go through with it since i was the one who planned and proposed it."

"well, sometimes you're too proud to admit you're uncomfortable when it's about being better than me," link mumbles. "i would have been doing us both a favor..."

"i'm not uncomfortable," revali says softly, reassuringly, "but it's good to know that i wouldn't have been the first to back out." he smirks a little, but the fond look in his eyes betrays him.

link's stomach erupts into yet another swarm of butterflies, but he tries to play it off and scoffs. "this isn't a competition, revali."

"perhaps i'll make it into one, if that's what'll get into your stupid little skull that i want to go out with you too." the blond blinks and suddenly, revali's lips are grazing the tip of link's oh-so-sensitive ear. "first to back out of the date loses," he murmurs, the vibrations of his voice tingling into the shell of it.

in an instant, a million thoughts race around inside of link's head, and at the same time, he can feel his face reddening and dripping off of his skull like lava. his mouth drops and his eyes bulge out of his head, but no words come out as revali gently takes the tip of his ear between his teeth, and link all but short circuits—

"boys, i hope you're behaving yourselves back there," comes urbosa's voice. revali immediately pulls away and sits stiffly in his seat, hands in his lap, looking down. link blinks, missing the warmth though his face still burned, eyes still wide staring at revali, whose cheeks were beginning to match link's. "we have a fairly lengthy flight ahead of us, and i would hate to have to deal with you two causing any sort of trouble."

"like what, joining the mile high club?" zelda snickers across the way, only for mipha to gasp in shock, the both of them erupting into giggles.

link rolls his eyes and he catches revali's jaw tense, but the other man doesn't move from his position. letting out a breath through his nose, link sits back in his seat and looks out the window, watching the ground crew scurrying around and preparing the plane for flight. he's glad to have gotten reassurance and confirmation of their relationship now, at the very least.

but then, he feels revali's fingers slip back into his hand, warm and firm against his palm. link looks back, but revali isn't looking at him, his cheeks perhaps a couple shades darker than when he last looked. the blond just smiles and squeezes his hand, looking back out the plane window as the pilot announces readying for departure in the speakers above. revali squeezes back, and their hands stay intertwined for the rest of the flight.

TEHE THEY'RE IDIOTS IN LOVE. the ground crew are the koroks btw they flew on Great Deku Airlines 🙏 zel n miph definitely take pics of revalink holding hands and also when they fall asleep, link's head on revali's shoulder and revali's head leaning on link's... when urbosa wakes them up during landing, link only groans and tries to curl up closer to revali's side, mumbling about having another five minutes and urbosa is recording the whole thing for the champions vlog later 😹 when they get off the plane, revali is grumpy and glaring down anyone who tries to talk to him, but he adjusts himself when link leans on him sleepily, clinging to his arm 🥺 even in the rental car, link's head falls on revali's shoulder again as he snoozes and revali just stares down the rest of the champions, daring them to say anything as his own cheeks color pink 😄

by the time they get to their airbnb, link has regained some consciousness, but he keeps his head on revali's shoulder blinking sleepily until revali gently taps at his thigh to tell him to get up. there are four rooms in the airbnb, so roomies get assigned as (daruk & sidon), (impa & urbosa), (mipha & zelda), and of course, (revali & link). everyone rolls their eyes when revali and link blush at getting assigned to each other, glancing shyly at each other before looking away 😄

after that, the group begins to explore the airbnb. "this is a very nice place," mipha says politely, running her hand along the wall decor. "however, i didn't expect so much winter-themed decor in midst of summer."

zelda shrugs, following after mipha. "this place is owned by a man named pondo, who appears to have an affinity for the season." they come across a pair of bowling shoes mounted on the wall, surprisingly shiny and clean. "among... other things."

revali rolls his eyes as he follows urbosa down the similarly wintry-themed hallway to the room him and link have been assigned (where did link even go?), rolling both of their luggages along. why is revali taking link's luggage with him, you may ask? it's not like anyone asked him to take link's stuff with him either 😹

urbosa stops before one of the doors nearer to the end of the hall, leaning against its threshold and cocking her head at it. "this one's yours," she says, somewhat amused. "behave yourselves. you might be sharing a room, but we're sharing a whole house."

revali's face flushes and burns like a forest fire. "we're not going to do anything like that," he mutters, unable to meet urbosa's gaze. "we're not even official yet."

"but you're officially holding hands in public," urbosa lilts, pushing herself off of the threshold. "so that's official enough."

he makes a face at her. "i bet you're not even going to tell mipha and zelda the same thing, will you?"

urbosa sighs. "i have to keep a closer eye on both of them, actually. those two are complete menaces now that they're official." she pats at revali's shoulder. "i'll leave you to unpack."

and so revali enters the room, beginning to unpack some of his things and leaving link's stuff by the foot of the bed. when he finishes up, he flops onto the bed, staring at the ceiling of their shared room.

their shared room... revali blinks and sits up as it truly settles in that he and link are going to share a room for the week they're here. oh gods. they're sharing a room for a week, and sharing this one bed in the room. well, revali could always offer to sleep on the couch or make link do it, but he thinks about the warmth of link's hand entwined with his, link's soft sleepy expression gazing back at him, link's unruly blond hair spilling like silk all over his skin and the pillow he's laying upon— revali shakes himself out of his reverie, desperately willing himself not to blush. he shouldn't think such things when they haven't even put a label on their relationship yet—

suddenly, the doorknob turns and clicks open, and in steps link, dripping wet and dressed in nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist. his modesty (is it modest if you're already wet and half-naked?) is protected with only a gentle one-handed grip to hold the towel together and with his free hand, link pushes his wet bangs up and over his head. oh goddesses. it's like everything is happening in slow motion. revali's lips part, his eyes widening, and he can't look away. he should, because that would be the logical, gentlemanly thing to do, but alas... the droplets of water sliding down the ridges of link's abs are rather... enthralling...

"um," link starts, "hi. i, um, forgot to bring clothes with me to the shower."

"the shower," revali repeats dumbly, and it takes his entire will to force his eyes upward to link's face instead of his very grabbable slim waist, or the v-line slipping under the towel. link's cheeks are tinged pink and his eyes are averted as he scratches at the back of his neck.

goddess, he's adorable, revali thinks immediately before catching himself. he can't say things like this when link is practically naked!

"yeah, i needed to refresh after the flight," link says, biting his lip.

"to refresh," revali repeats, blinking. it feels like his brain is melting and reforming and melting again into a searing hunk of unintelligible meat. he can't form a single coherent, logical thought right now, completely transfixed by the enticing droplets of water sliding down link's pretty throat. refresh... oh goddess, revali needs to get out of here right now. "right, okay, shit, sorry, i'll just—"

revali makes it out of their shared room and into the backyard of the house in record time. urbosa and impa are going over plans at the breakfast nook as he zooms by, beelining for the sliding glass door that leads to the back of the house, but not before urbosa can call out, "i told you to behave!"

revali could behave, alright. but it seemed like revali jr. was going to need a little more restraint.

KFDHUSKDJFHKSDJHFFKH WELL ANYWAYS. idiots to lovers is my favorite trope for these two, like they are the ultimate little freaks ever <3

after link gets his clothes on and revali jr. calms down, the champions have a shitty little dinner composed of various fast food places that were nearby 😹 idk the last time i stayed at an airbnb, i went to get mcdonalds with my cousin in the middle of the night and now it's like a core memory, so i'm passing it onto the champs. i do love me some fries and chicken nuggets though 🤍 impa is outside taking a call at the time, but i'm thinking ab daruk n urbosa with double double burgers and animal fries from in n out..... sidon n mipha with five (5) filet-o-fish sandwiches each 😭 zelda dipping fries into her sundae :] link absolutely would have gotten something from dennys, he's chaos incarnate returning to his homeland (dennys), and revali kind of gives me the vibes that he doesn't fw fast food at all LOL, so he just gets whatever link gets to make it easier on himself, but grumbles and blushes a little when urbosa smiles knowingly at him. hehe >:]

after dinner, they all slowly file off into their rooms to wash up and get ready for bed. there's two bathrooms with showers between the four bedrooms, so they divide the two between the guys and girls. revali takes his shower after sidon, and takes a much quicker one than he's happy with. he totally seems like the type of guy that has an intricate hair care ritual/routine and would hog the bathroom for more than an hour, but link still has to take his actual shower and y'all already know down baddd revali is for him 🤣

revali comes back to their shared bedroom, his hair wrapped up in a towel, dressed in pajama pants and a large plain shirt. link is flopped on the floor of the room as he scrolls through what revali assumes to be tiktok.

"shower's yours," revali says, walking around link and sitting on his side of the bed. he takes off the wrap and bends over to towel dry his hair. "why are you on the floor?"

"my clothes are dirty so i don't wanna get in the bed with them," link says, sitting up and staring at revali. "and i'm sharing with you. i would have thought you would complain if i was in bed with my dirty clothes."

revali fights the heat crawling up his neck and swallows. goddess, they're actually going to share the damn bed. "do whatever you want," he manages in a mumble, sitting back up and throwing his hair back, grabbing the brush he left on the nightstand. "that's... very considerate of you, though."

link hums, before jumping to his feet and taking his stuff with him to the bathroom. when the door shuts with a click, revali glances back at it before letting out a sigh. can he really make it through the night sharing the bed with this heavenly creature of a man that's become rather fond of in the last few weeks?

revali is finishing up with the last of his braid when link comes back from his shower, thankfully fully clothed this time, dressed similarly with pajama pants and a shirt. but instead of practically breaking down the door, link opens it slowly and peeks inside, meeting revali's eyes and neither of them looking away, for several moments.

"are you going to come in or will you stand there the rest of the night like a ghost?" revali says finally, breaking the stare and tying the end of the braid. the only light on in the room now is the lamp beside revali on the nightstand.

link finally opens the rest of the door and shuffles quietly inside, closing it behind him before sitting at the edge of the bed. when revali looks back up, link is looking down at his lap and fingers fidgeting again, like he was in the plane. it makes revali soften, recalling why link had been anxious then.

"getting cold feet?" he says, as softly as he can. link's head shoots up to look at him, eyes wide with terror like he was on the plane when revali suggested that they didn't have to go forward with the date.

"no," the blond answers immediately, but revali can see the way his lip trembles when he says it.

"i can sleep on the couch—" he begins to offer, but link quickly shakes his head and crawls onto the bed to properly sit on it.

"no, i want to—" he starts before cutting himself off. link's cheeks pinken. "i want to... i want to share the bed... with you..."

"you don't sound very confident," revali tries to joke, but his tone is still so unbearably gentle.

link shakes his head again, and this time when he looks at revali, his face is set in an adamant expression, his brows furrowed. "i do want to share the bed with you," he says. "i can. i swear. please trust me."

for some reason, it makes revali's heart skip a beat, but he just snorts and shakes his head before settling into the bed, turning the lamp on the nightstand off. "sure," he says, tugging the blanket underneath link up. "and if i wake up in the morning with you on the floor or on the couch, i'll definitely still believe you."

link wrinkles his nose at revali (cute, he thinks), and then follows after him under the blanket on his side of bed. revali sighs as he relaxes, lying on his back as he stares at the ceiling. link shuffles beside him onto his side, and revali can practically feel those wide blue eyes staring holes into the side of his face.

"want to take a picture?" revali mumbles, already feeling drowsy. the travel fatigue was starting to get to him. "it might last longer."

"sorry," link whispers. "you're just so... beautiful."

revali almost has the energy to blush. almost. "thanks," he says instead. he shuts his eyes, and listens to the sound of link's breathing beside him. they're both quiet for a while, until revali continues in a much quieter voice, "you are too." he swears he can hear link's breath catch as he lets sleep claim him.

and it's the best sleep he's ever had in his life. usually, revali wakes up at the crack of dawn, when the light is barely creeping over the horizon, no matter what time he slept. but when he wakes in the morning, the sun is already fully above the horizon and shining through the curtains. link is curled into his side, head on revali's shoulder and an arm thrown over his stomach, revali's own arms cradling link's body, keeping him close. the blond snores lightly, but sleeps like a rock atop revali. dimly, he realizes their legs are tangled together under the blanket, but he's warm and he's comfortable. revali closes his eyes; maybe staying in bed a little while longer like this wouldn't be so bad...

but that thought is cut short with urbosa knocking on the door to their room. "wake up, lovebirds, breakfast is ready!" she calls. "make sure you look decent before you get out here."

even closed, revali rolls his eyes and lets out a soft groan. link mumbles and shifts under his arms, trying to snuggle closer to revali, who dares not move an inch as the blond makes himself comfortable once more. only when link settles, still curled around him, does revali speak again, opening his eyes.

"i'm surprised you're not jumping out of bed for food," he says softly. "i'd have thought of you as a ravenous beast with an endless hunger, or perhaps a garbage disposal unit."

link hums at him. "comfy," he murmurs in response. "still sleepy too."

fortunately for revali, he's also still too drowsy for his heart rate to pick up and link hearing it. "a couple more minutes wouldn't hurt then," he replies, letting his eyes fall shut. "breakfast can wait."

they get a max of 7 minutes cuddling together under the blankets before zelda and mipha bust down the door together, saying they're taking too long and the food is going to get cold, and i don't care if you're being cute and gay and snuggly GET UP ALREADY!!! this time, link groans and throws the blanket over their heads, clinging to revali, but he sighs and decides it's time to actually wake up. after all, revali is well-acquainted with link's large diet and he needs to make sure the blond is always eating well, right? 😁😁 link will still be sleepily, grumpily clinging to revali's arm as they make their way to the dining room since he was so comfy in the bed, and only fully wakes up when the smell of food hits his nose 😹

a couple days later, the champs have their panel at twitchcon 👁️ i don't really care enough to write a whole scene about what the champs get asked, because it'll probably just be standard questions like, "what kind of group content do you guys have planned?" or "are you guys going to make a twitchcon vlog?" ("yes") or "zelda please marry me" ("security please get this person out of here") and i just am not feeling creative enough to write all that

HOWEVER. HOWEVER. revalink during the entire panel. ooughh. oughh man. they're sat together towards the center right of the panel table (from audience pov/stage center left), giggling and whispering to each other as questions are asked, chiming in here and there to crack jokes or answer as needed, stealing glances/side-eyes at each other whenever they can. they're so silly :3

at some point, The Question gets asked; "okay this one's for link and revali. have you guys gone on the date that revali planned from the love or host, or has this all been an elaborate ruse to make us all think you were dating?"

the question catches both link and revali off-guard, the both of them blinking dumbly at it. i mean, they were expecting to be asked a question about their relationship, seeing as it was a bit public and anyone could see it from their collab streams & videos, the way they bantered on twitter or in the comments of each other's instagram posts. they weren't subtle about it at all, but of course anything could be an act on the internet.

link's cheeks begin to pinken as he glances at revali, before turning back to the questioner to respond. "well, um, so—" and finally, the sound of link's voice makes revali's brain click back into place.

"have you any decorum?" he cuts the blond off smoothly. "it's not anyone's business how our relationship is going, actually. but if you desperately wish to know, then all you have to know is that it's plenty real and though we haven't gone on the date yet, it's planned and it's happening." revali looks at link, whose head is fully turned to look back at him, utterly flustered, eyes wide and cheeks fully flushed pink. his heart softens; cute.

suddenly, revali gets an idea. as subtle as he can, he reaches under the table and takes link's hand into his, sliding his fingers down the blond's palm before lacing their fingers together. if it's possible, link's eyes get even wider, his face even darker with blush, revali's heart practically melting even more from the look on his face. "link will not be seeing anyone for a while," revali says softly, but making sure the mic catches his voice as he keeps his eyes on link, "and he's very content with our current predicament.

a chorus of "awh"s and cheers rise from the crowd, while the rest of the champions groan or roll their eyes at the display. link gives revali a small smile and squeezes his hand. revali returns the smile with a fond look and squeezes back.

"i hope you guys know they're holding hands under the table right now," comes zelda's voice through the speakers, haughty and prim. the crowd screams and shouts and cheers even louder. "it's very rich of revali to complain about you not having any decorum and then continuing to have no decorum himself in public."

"oh shush, zelda, you're holding hands with mipha under the table too," urbosa replies. zelda shrieks in opposition, mipha bursts out laughing, the crowd gets louder, but link and revali are still staring at each other, still blushing, still holding hands stuck in their own world.

and of course, people were taking videos during the panel. the entire scene from question to zelda's shrieking is recorded and posted and made edits of and retweeted and qrt'd to death, until they're #1 on trending. it's a little embarrassing; this is the most attention revali and link's relationship has ever received, especially outside of their community. but neither of them regret it. next time, maybe they'll even post a picture of them actually holding hands. <3

[local-writer]

Just a post about what I think on totk and what I like to do

Spoilers for totk ahead

Whenever I see Zelda in the sky I can't help but take the time to go and visit her and put her favorite flowers in her hair <3 I wanna make a flower crown for her, but it's probably gonna take a lot of patience

But it's worth it for my Queen <333

I also like to visit Sonia's grave sometimes and drop a few sun flowers to pay my respects. I felt so bad for taking her flowers after finding out it was her grave 😭 left way more then I should have lol. She and Rauru simply did not get enough screen time in my opinion 😔 and the fact that there won't be a dlc with extra memories makes me sad :')

Also, can we talk about how Zelda follows link around hyrule? I noticed throughout my time playing that she'll hover over the next region you have to visit, and once you've visited all of the locations she'll just follow you wherever you go <3 I find it sweet because I feel like she's watching over link, even if she isn't aware of it. It just proves that her love for link is strong, so strong that even without her memories as a dragon, her heart remembers. And her sheer will to protect him and her people amazes me, and it shines bright during the final boss fight when she comes to aid link. Omg I'm gonna cry just talking about it help-

It still disappoints me that we didn't get a hug at the end though 😔 I feel like we got so cheated in the English version of the game, because in the Japanese version, Link's personality shows more I feel like because in the quest log, it's written in his pov, and he even writes his thoughts down too.

I headcanon that zelda and link live together, and no, I don't take criticism.

I really believe that link loves zelda the way she loves him, and sure, I'll probably get shit from nonshippers (or toxic shippers, whichever sees this post first lmfao) for saying this bc according to them, all zelink shippers think this way just because we ship them. But I really feel like their relationship is so much more then what Nintendo shows us, and I wish they wouldn't overlook the idea of giving us just a little look at that relationship.

I hoping that some day, we'll get some zelink content out of them. Whether it's a hug or a peck on the cheek, or even just a simple 'I love you', I'll take it. Also, I'd like a game where we can play as zelda too.

Before totk came out people were spreading a rumor that we'd get to play as zelda too. I didn't believe this ofc, but I still had a bit of hope that Nintendo would consider it. The game would have been so much more badass if we could have played as zelda and explored the past a bit as her. I was a little disappointed, but wasn't surprised after I beat the game that we didn't get to play as her.

Something that ticks me off is that they practically erased all of the shiekah tech from botw. Why didn't the keep a few ruined shrines or towers? Why didn't they leave the divine beasts? I think the divine beasts should have been left alone. At the very least, they could have given an explanation as to where they went and why they're gone. Maybe they did, I could have missed it somewhere, but if I did someone please let me know. Oh, and let's not forget how some of the NPCs in the game don't even remember link. The disappointment I felt when Hudson didn't recognize link was big. I'm not sure if it's because I didn't beat botw again before I played totk, but if that's the case then I'll be happy. I'll have to speed run the rest of botw so everyone remembers link in totk lol

Okay I'm done, sorry about the long post lol. I talk a lot sometimes when it comes to something I love

[pastelpaperplanes]

Hi! I have a coupla questions about Thorns and Thrones AU!

In the glorious OP&Megs duo - does the cooking? Can they even cook? If OP made a dish for Megs - that turned out **horrendously bad** would Megs still eat it?

There’s something about your AU that has the same incredibly wholesome & soul-warming vibe ~ which reminds me a lot of Zelda BotW^^

💀please give a permission to draw OP making Dubious Food…

Stg I’ll even animate it lol

they both would be terrible at cooking their hunts—depending on who you ask. When Meg’s is on cooking duty, Optimus thinks the brute like to eat meat RAW really, Megs is hungry and impatient and a LITTLE RED isn’t gonna KILL YOU Orion.

When it’s Op’s turn, Meg’s think he would prefer the taste of leather compared to the sorry singed meal Orion whips up. Op’s meals are perfectly cooked through and no nothing is burningwhywouldyousay that he gets distracted okay, SOME ONE has to make sure they know where the map is heading for them tomorrow since SOME ONE thinks they’re too good to ask for directions. EVER.

They are disasters. The usual.

Then again, it’s a little hard to spruce up smth fancy when cooking day in and day out in the wilderness, lol they just kinda get by being on the move all the time. foraging is definitely up Meg’s alley since he’s been on his quest for far longer than Optimus has and knows what’s safe and what’s not. most of the time. he did once accidentally scrounge some rrreeeaallllllyyyy good mushrooms once 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 not much traveling done for a while after that meal PHEWWW.

Megs grew up not caring much for taste, only making sure he had enough for proper energy and that definitely played well into his time in the gladiator pits as well, he’s not accustomed to anything fancy. but that DEFINITELY doesn’t mean he isn’t a fan!! But he’s always been extremely particular about his wines and drinks this has literally never changed lol

Optimus grew up around feasts and posh parties while being part of the noble houses! He has more of a sweet tooth and enjoyed the dessert tables rather than diving into anything else aside from the wine

Regardless of what they’ve been used to, both mutually agree that their rations taste like chalk, and 99% of the time just say screw it and scrounge up what they can to treat themselves to tavern meal

SHOVELING. INHALING whatever is put in front of them at light speeds 😤🍽️✨

and thank you 😭🙏💕 I’m so glad to hear that!! For all the drama involved in the AU I do love that it gives off those adventurous and wholesome quest vibes! Lol for all the intensity behind their goal they rly do get to have a lot of whacky adventures in between

PERMISSION ALWAYS BTW. pls tag me if you do smth I wanna see!!!!

[cloudninetonine]

It's me again!! (sorry) but your cringe link content is driving me CRAZY

I literally saw a comp of animated link the other day being a menace and I was like "I'd so give him a kiss Zelda is missing out" and then to find you've written for him?? 😭 you're killing me, lovely

aaanyways permission to take your koridai/courage lore and run with it?? i'd love to write for these cringe men but my characterization would be heavily inspired by yours so i just wanna ask first!

Never apologies babes! I'm glad you like the cringe boys! They seem to be very popular on this blog PUIFHUH

ALSO OF COURSE! Just tag me because I love seeing people right my perspective of them and love reading! That goes out for everyone! If you wanna write my characterization of the cringe boys, no need to ask just tag me so I can read!

[thegeminisage]

ok im playing more zelda!! i feel awful this is literally all i can do rn

you know i miss the match over bell from botw. it was so good

FAIRIES IN THIS CAVE...thank god

i fucking hate this place btw. rauru's settlement or whatever. i hate bottomless bogs

i guess in regards to gameplay it's not that different than lava - more forgiving, even! lava kills you instantly and sometimes you can fight your way out of a bog! - but it FEELS worse. it's uglier for one thing

i'm really close to the lost woods so i'm gonna see if i can navigate it without a torch! since i can see the wind blowing. i have so many korok seeds to trade in lol

took me one false start but i made it! i just had to walk veeery slowly lol

MAXED OUT my weapon storage already. damn.

going to check out a tiny chasm i've been eyeballing forever. i deserve a break

i used to feel so nervous being this close to hyrule castle in botw...the hills between it and the lost woods...it's not as bad in totk although i am still hugging the water. i don't want the music to play lol

fucking korok seed i was supposed to get by starting a fire and using a pinecone to go straight up. it was raining. i had to make the most convoluted structure out of dead trees it took FOREVERRR

how exciting!! after awhile away from the depths i land right on top of a yiga camp AND i can see an easy lightroot from here. a gentle reintroduction

ooh, this book talks about lights that appear and then vanish....that's fucking spooky. i hope they dont mean hands lol

ive been wanting to try "hoverbikes" that ive heard about and theres some fans here, so

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH THIS IS THE MOST FUN IVE EVER HAD. WOW

ok my bike died but for a test run that was NOT bad

this area is all explored except this one dark spot that i've just now lit up...i'll grab a few poes and go somewhere else

i'm gonna go to goron city and buy my stupid fire helmet. i swear if i don't kill that gleeok on lake hylia i'll die

oh! i found the goron brothers house! kabetta's diary...

uh oh, it's his marbled rock roast descent

ooh, i found the sidequest to get a boulder breaker!!

where tf do i get a cobble crusher these days i wonder...

god i forgot how fun minecarts are. i saw one of the oldstyle ones on my way by...

kilton's balloon! or um. whoever he is lol <3 i have TOOOONS of gems to trade

it's not the same here without the lava, but at least there's lava in the caves...

these mine cart tracks were RIDICLOUS. i got SO STUCK lol

i see dinraAl but im too close to the ground 😭

OOOOHHHHH maybe i can use a hoverbike.....i gotta finish this fight first lol

GOT A COBBLE CRUSHER.....oh man i almost LEFT these guys to go chase dinraal!!!

ok ok gotta hurry

so, this bike doesn't control as well as i';'d like...maybe i need practice...and of course i wish it was faster...but it's still REALLY cool

my battery keeps dying/my bike keeps falling :( i give up

ugh i have so much anxiety about dragon parts.

VAH RUDANIA HELM??????? HELLOOOOOO

oh my god...i didnt even have this in botw, i dont have the amiibo card....................

aw i found some monster forces guys. of COURSE im gonna help them

OH we still get the bell after monster forces battles...good

NO FUCK AND THEY JUST LEFT. AND THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A BLOOD MOON LOL

i didnt get all my loot yet!! no one to help me when they come back!! im gonna die!!!

im not leaving w/o my Loot. i'll just have to do it on my own. thank god i have muddlebuds

GEEZ i did it. double loot

i can see the edge of the map! that sort of thing always did fascinate me...some of the textures are warped here lol that's creepy

ok, i looked it up and apparently i made my hoverbike wrong. im gonna try again w proper instruction!!

ok, new bike got me up to the top of gut check rock...it still has too much forward momentum for me, but i've seen a couple of different designs i wanna experiment with when i have more fans (currently only have 2 left in inventory)

i miss the goron blood brothers :( i mean it's so depressing that there's nothing up here but a korok seed...

ANOTHER EVENTIDE SHRINE. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS i hate this bs!!!

ok fine that wasnt that bad. STILL

bike is LOTS harder to control with a korok on the back. i like of like the counterweight though to help with too much momentum...

the bike lists to one side! i definitely just need to improve my fan placement

woke up the horse god. JUST as unsettling as i remember.

omg the yiga hideouts REFILL after long enough. rip!

decided to fight the pirates while i was here. "monster forces"...hope i'm not supposed to be teaming up with anyone for this lol

i accidentally hit my bike during combat and it went over the side of the boat 😭 i can make another and i was gonna fast travel after this anyway but STILL......

AUGH it's dinraal again and once again i can't chase her...i know how to do the bike now but i don't have it and also i'm busy!!!!! ugh

248 korok seeds!! officially time for bed - when i started today i was somewhere in the mid 100s lol

i thought i wouldn't play enough tonight to need to make multiple posts but i guess i should have broken this one up, huh? whoops!

[theycallme-thejackal]

midge having a nightmare ab lenny oding/arrested/something and has a panic attack so abe calls lenny (or something if thats too much, im sorry)😭😭

Pairing: Lenny Bruce & Midge Maisel Rated T Warnings: Mentions of Drug Use, Panic Attack

"'lo?" He grumbles into the phone, swiping at his face.

"Lenny, good, you're up."

"Well I wasn't," he grouses, picking up his watch from the nightstand. "Abe, it's three o'clock. I told you, start writing down your late night ruminations."

"It's Miriam." Lenny bolts upright at that, immediately moving to grab his discarded pants.

"Is she okay? What happened? Is she hurt?"

"She's not hurt, but she's been running around the kitchen for the last hour, muttering 'he's fine' over and over again. She's cooking fish. Fish, Lenny! At three in the morning! I can't get her to talk to me, and Rose took a Seconal, so we won't be hearing from her until June - "

Lenny goes to grab his shirt, and the phone cord brings the base clattering to the ground. "Fuck!" Lenny shouts. "Abe, I'll be there as soon as I can."

---

Somehow he gets lucky and a cab picks him up within a couple minutes of getting to the sidewalk, putting him in front of his girlfriend's building twenty minutes later.

He dashes into the apartment and straight to the kitchen, where Midge stands in front of the oven, watching whatever it is she's cooking at this ungodly hour. She's wearing her nightgown, her hair is in curlers, and she's visibly shaking.

"Midge?" He breathes from the doorway, and it seems to startle her out of her reverie. When she faces him, he can see she's been crying, and he rushes to her, wrapping his arms around her waist and holding her tightly as she clutches him, sobbing into his shoulder. "It's okay," he whispers, rubbing her back soothingly.

She nods into his neck, but when he goes to release her, she squeezes tighter, so he keeps holding her there. "You're okay," she whispers shakily.

"I'm right here, sweetheart," he promises. "I'm okay." He dips his head to kiss her shoulder.

She finally loosens her grip on him, pulling away and cupping his face in her hands as she looks at him. "I'm so sorry," she whispers through her sniffles.

"What happened, Midge?" He asks quietly.

"I...I had a nightmare," she admits. "And it just felt so real. Like everything we've done in the last few months was the dream, and the dream was the reality, and when I woke up, I couldn't figure out what was real, and what was..."

"Sounds like a hell of a dream," he replies quietly. "Do you wanna tell me about it?"

She shakes her head vigorously, fighting back more tears, and he nods. "Okay, you don't have to," he promises. "Why don't you go back to bed, and I'll clean all this up and meet you in there?"

The head shaking continues. "No," she murmurs. "I don't - I need - "

He nods in understanding. "Well let's at least turn off the oven, then, yeah?"

Midge turns from him but takes his hand, reaching for the oven dial with the other. He's never seen her so visibly shaken before, and it honestly worries him.

A short while later, they lie in bed together, his arms wrapped around her from behind, her fingers laced with his.

"The bag," she whispers into the darkness.

"I threw it out, Midge," he gently reminds her. "I've been clean for three months. I have no intention of going back."

"It just...felt so real. We didn't talk after Carnegie Hall, and you went to California and met someone else, and then you..." She can't even get the words out as she squeezes his hand tighter.

He presses a soft kiss to her hair. "I didn't, Midge. We talked after Carnegie Hall. I got help. I didn't meet someone else - there could never be anyone else. I didn't...leave you." She nods and pulls his arm tighter around herself.

"It felt so real," she repeats.

"I know, sweetheart. But we're okay. We're better than okay."

They both manage to drift off a while later, Lenny's arms wrapped tightly around her.

In the morning, they find that Zelda is already cleaning the kitchen and muttering something in Polish.

Lenny has to go to a meeting with his lawyers, and while he's reluctant to leave her after last night, she insists he should go. He kisses her again before heading down the hallway toward the front door.

"Lenny!" Abe calls from the living room. "Come in here for a minute, will you?"

He looks at his watch and sighs. He has a few minutes. He can have a quick chat with Abe before heading out. He steps into the living room to find Midge's father standing by the couch. "Morning, Abe."

"Thank you for coming last night."

"It was no trouble. You know I'd do anything for Midge."

"I do," he nods. "And that's why I'm giving you my blessing."

Lenny's eyebrows fly to his hairline, and he briefly wonders if this is what a stroke feels like. "Abe, I - "

"Of course, I know you've only been dating for a few months," the older man explains, waving his arms in that very Abe Weissman way. "But I also know you love my daughter. So I am giving you my blessing for whenever the time comes."

"Uh...thanks?" Lenny replies.

"I, of course, reserve the right to rescind said blessing at any time," Abe adds, waving his finger and looking at his daughter's boyfriend pointedly. "But I would rather spend my time with you discussing Guevara and Kennedy and what the hell Bull Connor is doing calling himself a Democrat, so I am getting this conversation out of the way now, and we never have to have this discussion again."

Lenny nods in agreement. "I would love nothing more."

[xx0social-anxiety0xx]

Hey you still there? If you are I would like to see what it would be like to bake with each of the girls please

Sure!

I'm not the best at writing so some may be longer than others.

Also, sorry for the delay 😭

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Nakamura🃏

-Nakamura will try and prank you at least once like switching the salt with sugar and that's kind of stuff.

-You've probably learned to tell if she's done something to the ingredients.

"Hey babe, could you grab the sugar please?" You asked your beautiful girlfriend.

"Sure!" She answers cheerfully while handing you the sugar.

You proceed to stare at the container for a second before realizing that once again, your girlfriend has swapped out the sugar with salt.

"I asked for sugar. Not salt." You said as you rummage through the cabinet to find the salt shaker, which had been swapped out with sugar.

"How did you know??? I took extra precautions to make sure you couldn't!" Nakamura exclaimed.

"Considering that it's you, it was kinda obvious you'd do that. Also, the salt's much finer than the sugar, so I could tell.

"Dammit...I get you next time" she pouted.

Hayami🐱

-You suggested it first and she just went along with it.

-It ended up being pretty fun tho

"Hey, Rinka! I'm bored, wanna do some baking?" You asked.

"Sure. Why not." she replied.

-You guys ended up making cat cupcakes

Kaede🍮

-Obviously, you guys made pudding

-Kaede is actually good at making them so yea :P

-She would have baked a lot with Aguri so it would bring her back memories of her.

-i don't know what else to write about here ;-;

Kanzaki🎮

-You guys made food from video games that she played

-looked up tutorials online

-some worked some failed

-probably accidentally touched the stove leading to the most horrible string of curses leaving her mouth

-her favorite ones being the ones from Zelda BoTW

Okuda🧪

-Very precise measurements

-You know the thing that Rio Futaba makes coffee with in Rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai? Yea, Okuda probably has one to make tea with and you guys used it for whichever step required it.

-Okuda was probably panicking alot so you had to calm her down

"But what if we screwed up? what if we added too much water? what if-"

"Calm down Okuda, It'll be fine..."

Megu🏊🏻‍♀️

-I don't see her as the type of person that would bake but she would probably do it with you.

-You basically did everything while she stood around and watched, but she did help a bit tho

-She was confused

"Wait. Wait. So I'm supposed to keep adding while I'm stirring?"

"Yea, so add a little bit then stir for a while before adding more and keep repeating until you run out."

"That's confusing."

Yada🎀

-Probably made a chocolate cake

-She's decent at baking, and probably made a few things for his brother before

-probably made a mess but it was worth it

Okano🤸🏻‍♀️

-Same with Kataoka, she is probably clueless at baking

-Tried to bake once, but failed.

-She's bad at home EC so i imagine that you would be the one taking the lead.

-Probably made a chocolate cake.

Fuwa✨

-Anime food.

-probably watched food wars before that and went like "OMG CAN WE MAKE THAT?

-Kinda worked???

-It was chaotic but fun.

Hazama🕷

-Definitely horror-themed.

-Putting spiders and spider webs on it.

-I can kinda see Hazama making a Fnaf cake. Yk, she likes horror and probably plays it.

-Trying to put a curse on it so that anyone who ate the cake would have bad luck or something.

Kurahashi🐞

-Probably something natured theme.

-Would make cute little fondant animals to put on it.

-would try and make one for her animals

-would also make like doggie biscuits for her dogs.

Hara🍱

-She would teach you how to make a cake.

-She would guide you through each step and won't care if you screw up.

-It was fun

-the cake ended up being very good, due to Hara's guidance.

Ritsu👩🏻‍💻

-I don't really know how this would work but she would just show you the instructions and ect.

-Like hara she would guide you through the steps you need.

[jadedrrose]

ARGHHHH THAT AOUNDS AMAZING i might just have to watch videos because i dont know when my switch will be available again... playing skyrim and botw on there were my fav pass times i miss playing so much 😭😭 but WOW i just searched up sooga and WOOOOOOW THOSE YIGA WARRIORS NEVER LOOKED THAT HOT IN BOTW YOU CAN PLAY AS HIM?? AND URBOSA?? CAN YOU PLAY AS ALL THE CHAMPIONS?? DAMN IT THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD 😭😭 IMPA TOO IT SADDENS ME THAT I MIGHT NEVER PLAY IT (or at least for the time being,, years,, thanks for the luck though yaya) but WOW i might just read fics if you write about him even though you said,,, no face no anything how he acts it's probably hard to do anything lol did u even read any sooga fics?

also same i think. law's also my longest fictional crush he's just so 😭😭 don't get me wrong there's hot ass characters but i'm so invested in him like not just the badump badump he's hot its badump badump he's precious,, everytime i find smiling pics of him it's just "my boy,,," i just wanna see him happy with his crew and homies (let's ignore what happens 🥰🥰)

as for botw take ur time enjoying it i finished it pretty quickly tbh? i was always trying to do the speedrun tricks LMAO some of those tracks tho mmmmm u do u m'lady!!

1- if you do end up watching videos of it being played I’d recommend just watching a silent playthrough (like no commentary) so that you can get as close as possible to playing lol. But anyway…. YEAH. Like I thought the Yiga foot soldiers and blademasters seemed hot in botw… but then I saw this tiktok that was ranking how hot Zelda men are and someone in the comments said “why’d you leave out Sooga” and another comment replying to it mentioned Yiga… so I RAN to my friend and asked her and she told me to get the game lol. All night I was texting her about when he’d appear 😭 But when I finally saw him…. His voice is what sealed it for me LMAO. Him and Urbosa are just so 🥴. I love them both (Sooga more tho). Also I feel like I will end up writing at least one fic for him bc of an idea I have (though it’s mostly with my oc in mind… but I can implement it for the fic). I haven’t read anything for him (yet?) and I hope people actually write for him bc he’s not a main character 😔🙏 hopefully tonight I will start my search for that… lol 👀

2- yes!! Law it’s like… my brain simply recognizes him as being my husband so every time I see anything with him it’s just like “oh hey babes” 😭 (and I will fight anyone who acts like Law is basically dead now)

3- I’ve definitely taken my time with the game lol. All I have left is a few side quests, the final sword trial and then Ganon. I think I’m gonna cry when I finish it 🤧 even tho I’m dying to play totk (especially bc I’ve miraculously avoided most spoilers)

[friendly-jester]

For autumn ask!!! 🎃 🍊 📢 🎪 🍬 🎮

Ahh thank you for sending me these!!! 💖🥰

🎃: What are some good memories you have of celebrating Halloween? And do you have any plans for this year? Some good memories I have are watching Halloween movies every year with my mom and brother. Trick or treating with my friends when I was younger. And every year my mom gets doughnuts from Krispy Kreme and makes chili! This year I'm dressing up as a cowboy (off brand Woody from Toy Story) and handing out candy with one of my friends. We'll probably end up watching a movie or playing a video game too!

🍊: What is your favorite scent? I LOVE the smell of rain! And most candles I get are fruity scents and sometimes flower scents. Also freshly baked cookies smell amazing as well.

📢: Shout any random thing that your followers really need to know. We watched Everything Everywhere All At Once last night and it was so fuckin' good. If y'all haven't seen it yet I highly recommend it.

🎪: If you could go see any broadway show or theater play right now, what would you like to see? BEETLEJUICE!!! I would sell a kidney to be able to see it on Broadway before it leaves again in January 😭 I just wanna see Alex Brightman as my favorite demon boi.

🍬: All-time favorite candy? I have such a big sweet tooth that choosing just one favorite is actually impossible for me. First three that popped into my head were Twix, Reese's Cups, and Starbursts!

🎮: Whether you’re waiting for its release or just until you can buy and/or play it; are there any video games you are looking forward to? I'm SO excited for the new Zelda game!! And Elder Scrolls 6 if Bethesda ever actually finishes it x.x

send me autumn asks if ya want 👉👈

[need1etail]

Thank you for answering my questions :D I liked reading up on your thoughts! It's so interesting, because everyone's AUs are obviously different, and you've put a cool spin on everything!

1. I had no clue that Witch was a combo...! I thought they were only replacing Tree, and Zelda kinda just wasn't there at all, but it's so cute how you thought of that, and gave them such a cool appearance as a nod to their original selves. Honestly, I do not blame you for disliking Tree initially, because I had the same thoughts. I wasn't a fan of his throughout all of AVOS...I literally only began liking him when I read his novella, and then liked him even more throughout TBC. I think a poly relationship with Zelda, Tree, and Violet would have been cute, but as odd as it sounds, your Violet (and canon Violet) doesn't give off that vibe, but I do think you could've written it wonderfully...and probably changed my mind on it, just like you changed my mind on Needle and Alder :P I hated any mention of Alder's crush on her in the books, but now I look forward to him thinking about her in your rewrite and how they interact. So Violet being poly most likely would've grown on me as long as you wrote it :D

2. Oh, yay! :3c I'm happy to hear Marsh is okay. I actually went back and reread/did a ctrl+F for him and he IS mentioned, but doesn't have lines. That was me just overlooking him, so you are all good!! ^^ I think it's Cloverfoot who says he mostly stayed in the warriors' den while they were self-exiled :( he's a quiet boi, that's all, and seems to just keep his head down after everything. poor guy...

3. That TOTALLY made me laugh, because yeah, I can DEFINITELY see this happening. I was surprised when canon had so many cats who were horrible to Rowanstar from the start accept Dark, realize he's terrible, be allowed back into ShadowClan, AND THEN CONTINUE TO BE HORRIBLE TO HIM. like...?! literally seems like they learned absolutely nothing. so it makes sense for them to remain with Dark, because he is still alive in your world. SOMETHING clearly drew them to him and they basically had no remorse afterward, since they never showed Rowan any grace once Dark was defeated

4. Speaking of the typos you thought you made, I do think (or maybe I am being a dummy again and misread ^^; very possible) there is a bit of a continuity error in your SS and SD! It's said in SD that Snakepaw disappeared during the battle while fighting alongside Tawny at the end ("The two hadn’t been well since Snakepaw disappeared during the battle. It was said that she was fighting alongside her mentor, Tawnypelt, but they got separated and she was nowhere to be found, even now."). But she actually disappeared way back in chapter 14 of SS ("A few warriors had disappeared in the last quarter moon: Rippletail and Snowbird, then Snakepaw disappeared a few nights before.")

The same confusion is with Ripple, who vanished with her and Snowbird, but then we suddenly see him with the Kin again in the SD prologue ("Rippletail was on the verge of death, covered in scratches and bitemarks."). It doesn't say how or why Ripple is there, when he (presumably) snuck away in the night in SS. He is also still seen in the Kin, though, in chapter 16 ("Thistle, Sap, Ember, Lioneye, Grassheart, Wasptail, Rippletail, the apprentices, Whorlpaw and Flowerpaw, who had their chests puffed out, even Raven and Roach to name a few) and chapter 33 ("while Perchwing and Leafshade pummeled Rippletail.") in SS after he's supposed to be gone. Now that I think about it, could it be that Marshstripe is supposed to be the one who is said to vanish with Snowbird and Snakepaw, and not Rippletail? So that'd explain why Marshstripe is gone and Rippletail is still a Kin cat

Thought you might wanna know, in case it comes up again for them! <3

Y'all are gonna have to be patient with me and my mistaks with cats disappearing BEHXHX I swear I'm as bad as the Erins sometimes 😭. I don't like going back and rereading my stuff (cuz i'm dhwbdux self-concious) so most of the time I live purley based on memory and there are def cats I overlook and forget about (namely, Rippletail cuz I don't like him). So I'll just say that Rippletail came back to the Kin sometime after Violetpaw left and was basically just put on lockdown and was prob just meant to be thrown into the frontlines before the surprise battle. As for Snakepaw, I remember I wanted her to return to ThunderClan but I don't think I had room to mention her edhdhdb, which is very unfortunate. So she came back, fought in the battle, and disappeared afterwards. My poor girl.

I always try to take background characters into consideration but sometimes they get lost in the wave of my favorites lmao. I'll start keeping notes on that stuff tho I swear, I hate when I make mistakes like that, even if it's small. A lot of stuff isn't seen, especially when it comes to the Kin after Violetpaw and Needle leave, so it's both hard to remember who's still there and easy to just come up with excuses bfjedhxu.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THO <333 I'm so glad you're enjoying it!! Canon AVOS is bad lmao I'm glad I'm making it better.

[kate-m-art]

Yknow what I gotta talk somewhere about Minish Cap, I'm loving this game so much!! Just came back from my first try at the final battle, I went in with four bottles of red potion and still couldn't quite finish the last stage of the battle... (at least, I hope it was the last stage, please let that be the last stage 😭)

Anyhow! Long ramble to follow about stuff I love or little things that amused me with the game lore ajsjdk

So first things fiest Zelda in this game is absolutely adorable and it's so sweet that she and link have been friends since they were really small 🥺 It adds so much weight to the adventure because,,, you two are so close and you're doing it for her. She gave you this little shield at the beginning of the game and Link thinks it sweet but he's almost embarrassed by it but just,,, I've been using that thing to fight darknuts and its saved my life at this point more than once. I think of her every time I pull it out. And when you go to the throne room early in the game and see her there and link sees so much life in her eyes still 🥺😭💕 It made me wanna keep going!

Also THE MINISH!!!! They're all little rays of sunshine and I adore them!! Frick if I lived in Hyrule I think I'd just wanna be a little minish, I love their tiny society and the way they're always trying to help and make people smile and every time i get to talk to one it makes me so happy ajsndkdk

I also really adore the kinstone aspect of the game and how it kept creating new things to explore and made me wanna go back and see people again. It really made me feel connected with this world in a way not many Zelda titles do. This might be a bad way of putting it but this Hyrule feels more,,, intimate than others. Like I know almost every inch like the back of my hand now, big and small places and everything and everyone is dear to me 🥺

ALSO! All the sprite work is adorable but I can't get over the great fairy designs I wanna draw them so bad!!

Some of the most gorgeous fairy designs I've seen in a Zelda title!! (Also the Great Butterfly Fairy's wings look just like the ones I gave Maggie which was not intentional I had no idea but now I know fairy wings like that exist in LoZ canon and I sob!!)

I guess last I just wanted to share a couple things that kinda tickles me so ajsjms here goes

Some people in this Era keep like likes as pets apparebtly

This couple is dating and plans to marry soon but they're waiting on their pets approval ansmdmd

Zeldas dad and Links Grandpa Smith were pretty close growing up which is so cool!! 🥺

I stan these carpenters

This old sage minish proudly shows of wings from a cucco dual in his youth and he's so valid ajsnkskd

Also Holodrum and Labrynna existed pre-Ocarina of Time? They're a lot older than I thought!

And last the town sees Malon and Talon as a team running the ranch and I think that's really awesome 🥺

Also Ezlo! Everything about Ezlo's amazing ajsjdkdk

Anyways if you made it this far I'm sorry I just had to ramble somewhere about this cause I adore this game so ajsjkd thanks for listening ♡♡♡

[ladykailolu]

I cant relax. I keep coming back to the fact that I'll never see my cat Zelda again for the rest of my life, be that decades or so. And who can say that I'll see her again after I pass?? I just wanna see her again, I can't stop crying over her 😭💔

I love you, my Zelda-Belda ❤❤❤

[madebyleftovermuses]

Chapter Twenty-Six: All of Them Witches

Just because you were summoned against your will doesn’t mean you aren’t guest

Thank you, Mambo Marie,

I think Zelda is in love

Gryla, you’re pregnant and you want gin

Get Nick to help after he just broke Sabrina’s heart?

Hilda is spending time with her fiancé before she gets turned full spider

He saw the spider you

Pesta probably could poison land in her sleep

STOP SUGGESTING NICK TO HELP

Prudence noticed

Dark Lord sent Lilith the fetish doll

Is it a break or break-up? There could be some issues later

Prudence being nice to Sabrina

Cord-cutting spell….hmmm

Nick never thank Sabrina for sobering him up

The yule lads freak Ambrose out

“what can you do?” “I can drown you where you stand”

“some kind of witch” “Circe” like the name really matters, Robin

Robin travels with the pagans

“They are planning a slaughter that I will not be party to.” Poor baby hates the violence

Aw, Robin is falling for Theo

Robin switches teams

Virgin sacrifices

“And when exactly is this resurrection supposed to happen?” “When the Green Man's head scrapes the sky, and the ripe fruit falls from his arms.” That didn’t answer the question

“what the hell is he doing here?” no fucking idea, he just showed up

He does own a shirt

A proposal, a literal proposal

“What do you know about turning someone from stone to flesh?” “I'm made of clay.” “True, forgot about that.” Really? How can you forget that? He sprinkles it into every conversation

Sabrina going with Caliban so we can get Roz back

Neat way to leave

Harvey’s dad doesn’t wanna eat alone pretty sure it’s a set up

And look Medusa shadow

The glamour faded

Sabrina doesn’t know her Greek mythology

Caliban, she’s sixteen! She can’t marry

Caliban offering to take turning Earth into the tenth circle off the table

So, make hell great again?

“our alignment would be political and not romantic.”  Should have also said non-sexual

Lilith going to the coven

“But you must give me sanctuary. You worship me” for like a day

Lilith going to Mary

Roz broke 😭😭💔

Why not use the virgin witch as the sacrifice?

Isn’t it weird to tell your ex about the guy you were with?

Hilda thinking she’s gonna die

Aw, Dr. Cee telling Hilda she deserves everything

Pop’s!

Let her share her Haitian ways, maybe it will help

Mambo Marie was very helpful finding Blackwood in New Orleans, she’s not a stranger

Prudence has a point, they have to adapt

First of all its no longer the church of night because that shit exploded when Blackwood trying to take over the world

She’s a catholic, yes but she has magick and you don’t

Yes, Zelda, get to know her

mèt tèt, what is that?

Something is coming

Prudence is enjoying this confrontation between Mambo Marie and Zelda

You think? You’ve always been wary of newcomers

Prudence sees the sparks between the two of them

Theo and Robin helping with Roz

Is the Southside Serpents even still a thing?

Yo, carry your ass over the town line and go to Pop’s and learn some damn manners!

Too late you can’t change your mind

Or maybe give up something else that you love

Love how he just assumes Roz is Harvey’s heart desire when he does love his art

You would lie because you want Sabrina and Hell

Wow, really went to Mary as Adam

Really, Nick? You’re a fucking dick

Prudence lives for drama

Just a little bit scared, Hilda.

Really, Caliban stop trying to figure out Sabrina’s love life

Ambrose is like “he’s hot”

“The Devil has come to Greendale.” And has been for quite a while

Apparently not, Mary has no clue when the devil is in her own home

Who doesn’t want vino?

Damn the yule lads did some damage

Kitty!

That was much easier than they thought

Roz is a little behind

Well, Zelda brought a gun

Maybe if Hilda had told Zelda what was going on with her, Circe could have taken the spiderness back

Zelda loves her sister, she doesn’t want to kill her sister

A mèt tèt is a guardian spirit

Ew, Lilith and Blackwood

Zelda burying Hilda

Well, you never stop being family, you just went about your busy lives

So, she’s doing bother Harvey and Nick with the cord-cutting spell

Not Lilith!

MARY SHOT ZELDA!

BADASS LAST PUFF