#i like smucker ^_^

[skunkes]

thank u so much smucker i love you!!!! have a good one !! -brush anon

ur welcome !

[alltheprettyplaces]

also tell me your preferred brand AND preference for jam vs jelly in the tags pretty please

[that-jack-kline-bestie]

chopping up my jelly with a knife just so i can spread it properly

[scringee]

Apparently if you post a video of your little brother making a diner pet (free diner jam with one(1) packet of sugar on top) you get accused of [looks down at palm] ....wasting food.

[austinsastrology8991]

> SUN IN THA HOUSE < and whY yoU Be like dat

Sun is our focal point, its our brightest star > you force others to look at you and look at themselves by your star quality <

Sun in the First - Everyone knows them, and they make it a fact that if you don't see them then your the one who is blind. They have a confident swagger, but arrogance to them that begs for the attention of all around them, and everyone is locked in on how or why they have such a powerful presence. Their smiles are contagious too. Also somehow always in the perfect place to say some funny ass shit and keep their style points that they been racking up over the years "You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name" - W.W 'breaking bad'

Sun in the Second - Did I stutter? Im talking about what I need not what I want. These guys are possessed by themselves and everyone loves it. So focused so self contained, they don't want nothing to do with you if you can't help them achieve their goals, and that attitude is sticky and everyone wanna be glued to em because they are destined for success. So they are constantly deciding who they want to share their gifts with, because they know they got it, what you got? "Money, money, money, money, money ain't the motive, What's your name again? Nobody knows it, Don't speak to me n***a, you not important, Im focused" - Tyler, the creator 'smuckers'

Sun in the Third - The whizz kid who didn't study, but stole the test papers and told everyone the wrong answers and kept all the right ones to himself. They are smart and they dont need you to tell them this they just want some more god damn answers. And thats what frustrates everyone, because they know so much already, why they still searching? Well thats how they got so smart dummy "That's why they put my lyrics up under this microscope Searching with a fine tooth comb, it's like this rope Waiting to choke, tightening around my throat Watching me while I write this, like, "I don't like this note" - Eminem 'white america'

Sun in the Fourth - The sentimental cry baby that everyone loves to cuddle. Emotional but people find it adorable. They are the rock you can cry on if you want a rock to cry on. Nah but if you need a safe place to cry, you can cry to them, they'll protect you from the harsh waves of others emotional projections, because they get it, even when everyone else refuses to. But don't use em because that'll force them to block you out, and this decision will cause a emotional rollercoaster for the both of you and they'll blame you for it even if it was their decision "And I am done changing words, Just so my songs sound prettier, I just don't care if it hurts, 'Cause it hurts me too" - Faye Webster 'hurts me too'

Sun in the Fifth - The walking confetti explosion, always turnt up and if you trynna lower the volume then they'll oblige ya just so when the volume inevitably goes up again, they'll make it a point that its always more fun with the party up then down. Charming chameleons that are cheesin about the colours they managed to pull off. Watch em dance, watch em sing, watch em do a funny, they can do it all and laugh while doing it, the vibe is them and they are so good at inviting people in on the little big party they got going on "Man I just wanna go flex, Gold on my teeth and on my neck, And I'm stone cold with the flex, With my squad and I'm smokin' up a check" - Post Malone 'go flex'

Sun in the Sixth - Typeracer.com - nah but seriously they always working on themselves and comparing themselves just to make sure their progress is more than what they expected and way more than what others expected of them. Because they here for a reason, and they will never let a opportunity slip, because if they do, they'll stay awake over it for years, and they done wasting their good years. Basically Peggy Olsen "And when your album sales wasn't doing too good, Who's the Doctor they told you to go see? Y'all better listen up closely, All you n***s that said that I turned pop, Or The Firm flopped. Y'all are the reason that Dre ain't been getting no sleep" - Dr Dre 'forgot about dre'

Sun in the Seventh - I gotchu what you need? true homies always putting others before them, and i know this gets a bad rap these days but if you ever get one of these friends. Do yourself a favour and stop telling them to stand up for themselves, because they still standing with the weight of everyone else on they shoulders. This way they show others the power of communication. And they still sticking it to everyone who tell em otherwise, so please tell me how they not standing up for themselves? They the loyalist, you got no idea how many people rely on em and thats their pride "Every step I take, every move I make (ohh, I'll miss you), Every single day, every time I pray, I'll be missing you (yeah, yeah, yeah), Thinkin' of the day, when you went away, What a life to take, what a bond to break, I'll be missing you" - Diddy 'missing you'

Sun in the Eighth - Who went to hell and back? Well they went to a version of it. And they are done hearing whatever you done, because what they did beats your hell tenfold. They don't even wanna put you in your place because they don't wanna hear your attempts to disapprove of them because they've overcome more than some bullshit shit talking. Just put some respect on their name thats all they want. And if not it's easy pickens because think they worse than you, and if you done worse, they don't mind going badder, so be careful, they'll do it. They careful about not being careful so be careful "No I don't worry, I tell you, I'm a man who believes that I died twenty years ago, And I live like a man who is dead already, I have no fear whatsoever of anybody or anything" - Skepta 'no security'

Sun in the Ninth - I WOKE UP IN NEW BUGgATTI is how they live their lives, except miss the bugatti but keep the caps lock on. They live by a set of moral philosophies to help them get by and to find excitement/ enjoyment outta life, because they refuse to be a follower, they've seen how sad everyone else is and they just trynna make sure it don't work out that way for them. Educated idiots; making up the rules as they learn the rules to live by their own rules. They lead their own life and it rubs off on everyone on how you should live your own life > teetering the edge of danger and fortune. Also someone who'll give it to you the realest despite being the biggest clown "Black kid get shot, white man get tazed, Media spread lies, politicians get paid, Doctors wanna drug you up so you can reach an early grave, Prisons wanna lock you up so they can fill up every cage Make fifty cents an hour, they gon' work you like a slave, Government gon' play dumb but they know everythin' " - Meechy Darko 'kill us all'

Sun in the Tenth - "Who speaking about me? oh. he ain't shit" - they acting better than everyone, and its fake until it isnt. No one knows when they made it because they always acted like they did. They dont brag they let the audience speak their volumes, hum their symphonies, play their drums, tickle their balls, and they just the orchestrator of it all. Because they doin the most, and they know everyone gonna talk about it so no need to even speak on it. Classy about it too. They on the top and they don't wanna leave so they acting humble but everyone know they really feelin themselves, but hey who wouldn't "I might be too strung out on compliments, Overdosed on confidence, Started not to give a fuck and stopped fearing the consequence, Drinkin' every night because we drink to my accomplishments" - Drake 'headlights'

Sun in the Eleventh - Trend setters who leave their shit stains on every social setting they enter. They got this influence about them thats hard not to notice, because they have at least three people fawning over em, and they not doing shit. Always trying to spread their influence, so if you want someone to back you its them, because their word is worth more due to their connections. And the easiest way to connect is technology and they all up in the software and getting a hard drive about it. They say some outta pocket shit, but thats where the influenza comes from I guess. They somehow everywhere and no where at the same damn time "It's ironic you talk jail time, But you ain't never seen no central booking (yeah) It's ironic you hang with a n***a that beat women And have the nerve to call yourself "Girl Pusher" Wow! You ain't real, I'm gonna show you how I really feel - JPEGMAFIA 'baby im bleeding'

Sun in the Twelfth - Lonely introspective dreamy creative types. Is what you could say if you wanna sum them up. But there is much more to them, but they are so afraid of letting anyone in because they are so sensitive. Their empathy and ability to look at things from different perspectives is what sets them apart, and they want to be set apart, because they feel alone, and don't wanna pretend they your friend if they ain't. They are extremely creative to a fault, and a lot of people would rather make fun of their works then celebrate how special it is. Until it is widely acknowledged how gifted they are, then everyone will switch up around them. But they will never forget who said what, because they above the whats; aint got time for someone who thought they were just a what "'Cause I'm out there, Tried to tell you that I'm out here on my own, I told you I was out there, Tried to tell you that I'm out here on my own,I fell down to Earth, From a hundred miles away and somehow I still make it work, But it's overrated and somehow played out" - Oliver Tree 'alien boy'

[tarjapearce]

Lips anon! Imagine Black Widow Reader getting Miguel all high on her venom and webbing him up so she can fondle him. He's all pissed but he's got a raging boner and some very smoochable pouty lips. She's got his legs spread, cock exposed, pecs squeezed together. His arms are webbed behind his back and the venom makes him too weak to do anything.

She plays with his cock first, rubbing at his shaft and cupping his full sack. Talking about what a monster cock he has. He's all embarrassed that she has him like this. But it only gets worse when she sinks lower and plays with his hole. He struggles and squirms but her tongue won't let up. Not until she's had her fill. Even then, she just moves from there to sucking his cock.

I'm talking brutal deep throating, man's getting the fleshlight treatment and he is terrified lol

When he finishes, she swallows and praises him. Caressing his cheek and swiping her thumb over his lip and fang. She chuckles and plants her lips on his. Making out with him deeply. The noises are beyond lewd. Lustful smuckering and her tongue practically sliding down his throat. Her hands are busy playing with his pecs and nipples. He's all quivery, red and heated.

She loves him like this.

Her precious prey ❤️

I did not expect this omg 😳😳😳

[sourlemonsprout]

𝒫𝐵&𝒥'𝓈

How the boys prefer their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

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Seth likes a nice loaf of oatnut bread with Jif's extra crunchy peanut butter. If he can get his hands on some of Smucker's apple cider butter, he's a happy man, but he'll settle with the classic Smucker's Concord grape jelly any day. If he's feeling a little fancy, he might toast the bread and cut the sandwich diagonally. Omg wouldn't it be funny if Seth bought Dave's Killer Bread?

Charlie gives off the kinda vibe where he would devour white bread and Skippy's creamy peanut butter. If he's not horkin' down a PB with no J, he's happily eating an Uncrustable. Strawberry is definitely his favorite flavor, but the PB honey one is not far behind.(He got used to it because that's the only flavor AL and Seth would give him back in the day)

Alphonse used to use plain white bread, but after he started dating Boo, he switched to try and be healthier (he won't go 100% whole grain but progress is progress). Other than that, he's not too picky, he likes creamy peanut butter with a Raspberry preserve, but he puts so much on you could barely swallow due to the shear amount of peanut butter. Additionally, I can't shake the feeling that he would've used, or at the very least tried Goober (the peanut butter and jelly mixed in a jar).

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[frnkiebby]

AAAAA WAIT DID YOU JUST CALL ME GAY?? 🤬 I HOPE BY TWO QUEERS YOU MEAN YOURSELF AND TYLER😒

either way, here are some songs I recommend 😍😍

SWEET / I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DANCE : it's my favourite song, and a whole 9 minutes track. Sometimes Tyler merges two different songs into one track, and I Hella love it🫶🫶 same goes for GONE, GONE / THANK YOU

The entire Igor album, actually. It's 40 minutes something and like the better version of the demolition lovers (sorry not sorry),, I HIGHLY encourage looking for the meaning

Talking about Igor, I'd say NEW MAGIC WAND is popular for a goddamn reason. I LOVE THAT SONG!!! it's so horror-ish

IFHY : debatable but the best song out of the Wolf album,, it's like you're listening to an insane client have a monologue...and it's relatable

DEATHCAMP and SMUCKERS are my favourite too,, honourable mention for 2SEATER. I'm sure I'm just listening to SMUCKERS for the Kanye feature tho,, his verse is HILARIOUS 😭😭

No Tyler, you can't ask out a girl by telling her "Awh, you look malnourished"....but WusYaName is INSANELY chill (the whole "call me when you get lost" album is great actually)

See you again is like good but it's too overplayed that I can't listen to it normally again, but I love the entire thing🙏🙏

She : it's like....rlly goddamn dark...okay Tyler, we get it, you liked her so much you had to stalk her?? (And the girl screaming is actually making the atmosphere weirder) and although I'm the BIGGEST Frank Ocean hater, I'll let this one slide because his voice is so nice i forgot what he's singing...

Yonkers is like a joke song I think about the stereotypical New York beats?? But I'm so glad it even WENT in the debut album🔥🔥

On a side note, i love Tyler so much because his like the outlier of rap and hip-hop in general 😭 like actually, he's weird but who doesn't love a little weirdness???

WHOOPSIE

tbh, and this might actually start landing me in situations i stg, but i have this habit of assuming everyone is some flavor of queer bc i am?

like even for people irl.

my brain just goes ???heterosexuality???that exists??? so that’s my bad lmfao

anywho, 👏🏻👏🏻 that’ll be my mission today to check these out!! i’m excited, i love checking out new to me music :3 ~🎃

[halfwolf-forever-yours]

WIP in the Kitchen!

This WIP Wednesday, my dinner is a Work In Progress. I don't know about you guys, but I love a good hot bowl of chili, and with a name like "Wolf", it has to be good. Move over Smuckers! 😋

[oneofstarkskids]

wish

peter parker x friend!reader, ned leeds x friend! reader

angst

wlw

jealousy. a very powerful emotion. you felt it coursing through your veins as peter wrapped his arm around mj's waist.

he whispered something in her ear and she laughed. she actually laughed. it was something you weren't used to seeing her do.

you finally tore your gaze away from them to see ned staring at you intensely. "dude," he gasped. "you're totally jealous!"

you glared at him, "i am not!"

ned nodded vigorously, "uh yeah. you are! like smuckers in the flesh."

"no i'm not! i just-" you paused in thought for a moment, trying to express your feelings without giving too much away.

you sighed, "i just wish..."

ned interrupted, "you could be with him instead?"

you took a deep breath. scared of how he would react to the truth. you wanted to tell him. he was your friend, but... you couldn't seem to form the words.

"uh yeah. i just wish it were me," you said. which was true. just probably not in the way he would interpret it.

suddenly, peter kissed mj on the cheek and you felt this burning in your chest. ned didn't seem to notice the change in your expression, "don't worry, bestie. i'm sure there's someone out there for you."

you didn't respond for a minute. you just felt your heart sink deeper and deeper before plastering on a fake smile and giving a half-hearted laugh.

"yeah. i'm sure."

[snifflesthemouse]

Were the labels a nonviolent protest from workers? Maybe a sabotage?

Meghan Markle is a con. I used to be just like her. Some call it conning, some call it opportunism. Some call opportunists cons, even.

Let me tell you this was her first put-out to "influencers". She tried to make it limited, so as to increase demand. But that label says it all.

She wanted to insinuate you'd be getting a jar with HER handwriting. Like SHE made the jam and canned that Smuckers herself. But we KNOW SHE DID NOT. Just like the BANANA BREAD in Australia...

We know her by now because she has showed us.

I suspect that she treated her canners and supply chain as she did her Royal family staff. This label really suggests it. It almost seems as a little jab by a worker in a way. Like a "see, she didn't do this. And she is a con."

Of course the label can be removed easily like that for sustainability (uh... guess what? Any jar can be washed out and the label be scrubbed off to reuse; that doesn't mean the Welch's company leaves the label hanging off like that).

Of course they will say "Oh, stop. She made all 50 herself! She did everything, the labels even! She is human, oh well."

But something tells me with that track record... it wasn't a cheap label. Could it be a nonviolent protest from her employees? Or is it just cheap glue?

This was her first test run. She's not humble enough to own anything... so I couldn't imagine her letting that leave like that.

Maybe someone peeled it off once they got it? Maybe not? What do you think?

[pajamadragon]

Midge’s Masa-Moondrop Curry

So, story time, I saw the FNAF recipe book advertised and was chatting with some people who said they really hoped that the Masa Moondrop Curry would be in there. I thought, why not try my own hand at it?

And then someone told me they thought the Moondrop candies would be blue raspberry flavored, and I had a vision.

Raspberry Massaman Curry. if you have a sweet tooth good glory this is the curry for you please do not use as much raspberry as I did. That being said, this one’s probably very kid friendly as a result.

If you wanna try your own hand at it, I have the ballpark estimates for the ingredients I used below.

1 lb chicken

1/3rd lb carrots, chopped

1 lb potatoes, chopped (if you can find them, the purple potatoes are hilarious in this. Otherwise, any potato will do)

1 can coconut cream (coconut water will do, but you’ll need yogurt as a thickener if you do. Thai Kitchen, the brand I used, is 13.66 oz per can. Round down in necessary.)

3 tbsp Coconut oil

3 tbsp red thai curry paste (for those who like spice, you could probably double that and be fine. I went light on this on purpose.)

4 green onions, chopped

1 tbsp cumin powder

1 tbsp cinnamon powder

1/2 tbsp ground cardamom

1/2 tbsp ground nutmeg

1 tsp ground ginger

1 tsp soy sauce

2 tbsp peanut butter

1 tbsp lemon juice

And the dark horse of this recipe, 1 10 oz jar of raspberry preserves. Get as plain and simple as you can. I used Smuckers Simply Fruit.

Directions

Heat up coconut oil in large pot, and saute the green onions over medium heat. After 2-3 minutes, add the curry paste and half of raspberry preserves and saute an additional minute.

Add in the carrots, potatoes, and chicken, coating thoroughly. Cook for 3 minutes. Stir in coconut cream, rest of raspberry preserves, and all spices except for lemon juice. Simmer, do not boil, until potatoes pierce with fork easily and chicken is done. You probably want to start your rice at the beginning of simmering.

After simmering, add lemon juice and serve on top of rice.

All these ingredients are to taste. You could get away with using half the raspberry and twice the curry as I use. I would actually probably recommend using half the jar if you try this yourself, you can add more raspberry later if you feel you want it sweeter. If you want it a little saltier, add more soy sauce, if you want a richer, warmer taste, more cinnamon and nutmeg. The world is your oyster. I’m quite happy with how this turned out!

And, if you’re like me and definitely think this would be blue in game...

This is after an unholy amount of food coloring.

[bearotonin-international]

Team, ilu all so much. The bearotonin is always wonderful.

I've had a really hard day and am feeling really horribly bad about basically everything right now, can I get just the comfortiest bear you have? Like a bear that would hug me and say it's gonna be okay were it not forbidden.

A mama bear snuggling her baby would also be very nice.

Thank you team, I appreciate it so so much.

Hi friend, we’re so sorry to hear you’re going through it right now. Smuckers is extremely comforting (just ask Jam). We hope she can help make things a little more bearable 💙

[pancakeke]

that recall of Jif peanut butter due to presence of salmonella happened in May 2022 and I stopped hearing about it like a month later. but as of January 2023 the FDA still didn't find Smuckers in compliance with food safety protocols lol. is this really how the system works.

[clannfearrunt]

whenever i go out somewhere and they have complimentary jam packets you know those smuckers ones, i like to take one or two to eat later. this is normally not a problem because i do not often go places that have complimentary jam packets.

recently for whatever reason mom's workplace had brought in a ton of them and no one was using them so she's been bringing them home to me. which is great. except I don't like eating jam packets SO much that Im inclined to eat this many. so they've just been piling up in the kitchen counter

the Pile had apparently reached some kind of distress threshold in my brain bc yesterday I had a vivid dream in which I decided to have a stressfully luxurious breakfast time while ignoring the fact that i was dangerously close to being late at work, all so I could keep making toast specifically to use up the Jam Pile.

I got the fucking message. I had some toast tonight. The jam did not go well with the butter we had on hand.

[atomic-rattz]

dearest attomic rattz,

The war has been deteriorating without you, though I suppose it would've been rough even with you by my side once more. Today's rations were a smuckers peanut butter and jelly with a blueberry muffin bar as a side. Smuckers are always a win but the blueberry muffin bar was... as some may say... mid. I lament over the days before the war where we could eat side by side in what I now know as peace, and I worry that those days may never come again. I'll pen you another letter if I live to see another day. Best fishes.

-Kanatashinkai Freaky.

My dear husband,

Without you, my meals I cook have been a portion too large for myself. I forget I cannot feed you like I have used to before the war. Food gets cold easily without you eating on the side. Or maybe your own food, found at the bottom of your bag that’s possibly rotten. I have prepared nothing but an old bottle of liquid iv. The water just reminds me of you.

blublublub,

-Atomic