#i look like a fucking toAD
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always something that annoyed me for pictures is that my head is to small for my body in certain angles and it forces me to think i should loose weight and its just so fucking awkward and i hate not being conventionally photogenic so all my pictures if not taken my by good angel just look like a blob mess and fuels my self conscious even more today is a bad day
#personal#body dismorphia venting#just needed to vent somewhere#i look like a fucking toAD#UPDATE: it was my face fat from gaining weight#nothing a little liquifier tool from photoshop cant handdle
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im not a fan of modern merthur but the idea of them meeting in modern times and introducing themselves to each other and them laughing and bonding over their names being connected to the myth of king arthur and camelot is just so cute
#like i prefer canon fics#magic and royalty and knights and dangerous quests etc etc#but the idea of merlin being teased for sharing a name with the great wizard of legend#which means he has Too Much knowledge on all things camelot#and then meeting arthur pendragon and going#‘no fucking way’ and his first question when arthur introduces himself is ‘as in king arthur of camelot?’#and arthur (never been told that before) is like ‘wtf?? no?? but interesting first response pls tell me more im intrigued’#and merlin introducing himself with a laugh#them bonding over it and making jokes like#‘finally. where have you been?? i’ve been looking for you’#‘wheres my crown’#‘must be destiny’#‘ill turn you into a toad’#etc etc#so cute#so funny#i love them#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur
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TRADITIONAL TOAD GARB PEACH LETS GOOOOOOOO
#smb#princess peach#no id#giddly’s art#inhales. Okay. listen#while i understand why they did it i have beef with the fact that the peach toad garb scene in the smb movie saw her in a tee shirt#listen to me. the toads do not have gender norms. i’m pretty sure they don’t have gender at all [?]#i have NO reason to believe that peach would be the ONLY one in the kingdom wearing a shirt. like why. WHY#however i do think that by the time she got old enough to travel outside the mushroom kingdom and was exposed to other cultures#her wardrobe would get more variety simply because she would become interested in other kinds of garments. like ok#but the toads have a completely different society altogether. they all dress Exactly the same#they’re like. smurfs. actually the parallels between the smurfs / smurfette & princess peach / her toads are so numerous it’s not even funn#ANYWAY what i’m trying to say is that they would raise her like one of their own. they wouldn’t treat her any differently#she [HOLD THAT THOT I JUST REMEMBERED THAT TOADETTE EXISTS AND LOOKED HER UP. SHE WEARS A FUCKING SHIRT.#OKAY WHATTTTEVER. i refuse to believe the toad society of all fucking things cares about gender norms#whatever. it’s my hc and i can do whatever i want forever#source: my beautiful mind
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I am forever salty that Bun Bun Mario Battle was never given a proper release anywhere outside of Satellaview. Not necessarily because of the gameplay, admittedly, but because it has some of the cutest art and it’s criminal that it’s fallen into such heavy obscurity.
#yes this was originally centered on that last pic#but I got to looking for more info on the game and like… its artstyle is actually REALLY fun and colorful#LOOK AT LUIGI’S AND TOAD’S POSES ON THE CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN#THEY’RE ALL SO FUCKING DORKY AND I LOVE THEM#peaches has opinions#super mario bros#bun bun mario battle#ぶんぶんマリオバトル
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I can't find the original post but I keep seeing screenshots of the one person who made their tav basically the party's dad and I love that. I love making old tavs that look at their companions and go "Whelp, I guess I have seven unruly children now" and by the time Jaheira joins in she sees basically one elderly adventurer juggling a vampire spawn, a (formerly) explosive wizard, a tiefling who only recently stopped being on fire all the time, the 24-year-old blade of frontiers, a murderhobo githyanki who was betrayed by her goddess, a recovering Sharran who was betrayed by HER goddess, a Drow who was literally an Absolute general like two days ago, and Tav is just like "My kids :)" While Astarion is pickpocketing people and Minthara is poisoning dinner and Lae'zel and Shadowheart are knife-fighting (Flirting)
#Look I just think they need Adult Supervision#You need to toddler-proof camp because I trust none of these people to look after themselves#I love them#It is very funny when you get high approval with everyone and they're like 'can we fuck? 🥺'#And I have to go 'No sweetie now let's work on playing nice with others and not ascending to godhood'#The exception to this is Halsin because he's the oldest but he still has ISSUES#He looks well-adjusted but only in comparison to the rest of these freaks#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#the tadfools#tadpole gang#Toad's Tavs#Toad lectures
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two toads and a warm old man
#i did these toads at a sewing party i had last night that was SO excellent. we watched the boy and the heron/mononoke bi#both movies were GORGEOUS but mononoke is definitely my favorite of the two. the creature design was SOOO fucking good and the best part is#my friends chose that movie specifically bc they said it the creatures reminded them of my art 🥺 HOLY COMPLIMENT.#also i made an apple cobbler savannah our host made shrimp tacos and also?#4 cats. great night we were up until 3am. sewing.#anyways gush over these photos look like they belong together#goober.txt#fabric arts#woodie#fauna
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In commemoration of this
Let us remember what Frida can do canonically
gave her the ol' Shikamaru's Kagemane no Jutsu treatment for ninpo which is fitting really since
And what's more ninja than shadow manipulation?
Just y'know, from a 90s weeb standpoint who saw how fucking obsessed U.S media was with ninja in the 80s and 90s, the earlier TMNT could have stood to be MORE ninja. The newer iterations kinda sorta have gotten "more ninja" instead of generic milk chocolate martial arts with a shiny ninja candy coating
#Leo's portals is more like standard anime ass “Nothing personal kid” teleportation bait and switch sleight of hand#Donnie's just a purple colored Green Lantern#Yes I know there's technically “purple” Lanterns but a Star Sapphire Donnie ain't#Bro is Willpower... well they kinda all are tbh#....no NOOOO NO GO AWAY LANTERN CORP AU NOT NOW#Raph's is too with a dash of mecha pilot and that Anne Hathaway Kaiju movie-ass Colossal power#Mikey's also sorta anime but leaning more to xianxia magic chain#but fuck Frida's become so one with the shadows she IS the shadows all of them#look at her look at how many shadow hands she conjured#WHILE catching them unaware#ninja as FAWK#god please let cringe die when that comic comes out#because Leo WOULD fucking wear a hitai ate#as a sword user??? hello????#It Just Makes Sense#no idea if Jimenez was referencing Next Mutation with the forearm wraps but#y'all are WELCOME#next mutation did that shit first#AND Raph's sai staff#hoo lemme stop there#like I guess doing hand seals is too heavily associated with Naruto specifically in the US#but like that's one of THE things that differentiate doing ninja shit vs regular ole cool anime magic shit#and it's cool as fuck stop lying#granted kujikiri in real life was more akin to like concentration techniques than being able to summon a whole-ass 100 ft toad#god reminds me I need put down my iteration's ninja lore#was gonna have a whole Tengu arc#Leo was gonna further his swordsmanship skills with Sojobo#convince them to lift the nerf ban from the remaining ninja clans#(because krang and his utrom army was coming)#the nameless foot soldiers they fight through were just ornate wooden puppets
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Full Tech Day One pic today from kiko laureano (denizen of skid row / ensemble) & video (that's four seconds of "ya never know" playing over the static image) from & ft. marcia milgrom dodge (director / choreographer) double captioning "there might be puppets in this musical ;)" & "Well Shake my hand! Come see LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS @guthrietheater featuring @actually_will_roland's hand!"
#buzz lightyear screenshot i don't believe that's a puppet Or will roland's hand#lsoh#frog & toad shirt yay :) that i believe is saying ''frog & toad are gay'' yahoooo#in unfamiliarity with lsoh: had to look up that snippet of song. i do enjoy the full Songs i should straightup....pick an album of them?#which; relevantly to this being a show with Versions. also like i've only seen the movie once a minute ago....#i know the movie Differed like the musical going well audrey dies then so also does seymour :( does one tragicomically lose a hand first#classic Hey My Hand :( maneuver :( still i reflect on the change like i don't want them to die.... :(#it's Enriching though to reflect on. like a fun balance of ''is there shortcomings of Metaphors? maybe but it's backed up by Story''#then are there shortcomings of story? maybe but it's backed up by how that'll play into a strength of metaphor. makes it Overall Enjoyable#and that i'm not an expert like plenty to muse on re: what are the Metaphors. and then how are they executed. what do i think#and i'm enrichingly not quite settled on Should They Get To Survive; Metaphorically? like i think it's fine either way#i mean we also Have it both ways lol. i think? i don't know about past or present variations versions iterations re: Onstage Medium#it's like it's supposed to be tragic too right right cautionarily so. yet. i indeed go :( about it. i think it's fine it's fine....#or do i. as you can see lmao a fun In Progress mental journey....like pointing to Doomed Tragic Couple iphegenia crash land falls#i would Not change it i would not Want it changed. not even for a what if; really. yet their basis is Knowing They're Kindredly Doomed.....#seymour and audrey are just america's little t4t couple who Do deserve to murder orin plant or no & More :(#much to consider. and always little Invocations to spice things up like & this plant won't stop trying to fuck them i guess#nodding thoughtfully as we are also amidst aesthetics that invoke larger contexts re: race; class; maybe even. gender. and more????#love a lot going on. love that it's really not trying to Be extremely settled in some Conclusive manner in any version. tends to be a win#and love that SPIT TAKE rick moranis walking on into the closing performance of be more chill on broadway???????#enjoy that one post of [god's mistake of making me so incredibly attracted to rick moranis] '80s gum stickers. ricky m#guy who's never seen kapow-i gogo seeing another show with a prop hand: wow this is just like kapow-i gogo
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He looks like a frog... or perhaps even a toad?
#froggo#toads#cookie dough#why the fuck he a toad for real#please validate me#please agree this looks like a toad and i havent gone mad with grief
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PRINCESS POWER!!
( click for better quality i beg 😭 )
#i literally love peachette so much.#opened mario kart and immediately went to go play as her#she's my fave frfr i adore her. she's so fucking cute <33#super mario#peachette#toadette#even tho this isn't THE toadette it's just. what i think peachette looked like as a toad#lmao whatever it counts#bonnie does art!!
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Tossing and turning in bed plagued by visions (Ed Edgar headcanons that are definitely just me projecting my cowboy ass autistic interest in strange animals onto him bc he too is a strange southern man with autistic swag)
#atlas speaks#i think he keeps exotic animals. not in like a joe exotic tiger king 'I'm raising endangered mammals that could kill me in my bedroom' way#but like. he has a bunch of venomous snakes and weird spiders. his living room is just lined with shelves and shelves of terrariums#i think you see him interact with his strange and dangerous pets and it's like meeting a whole new person#he is so much less of an asshole the second he is looking at a weird bug#i think he would love camel spiders in particular. those fuckers are so weird he'd love it#and bold jumping spiders. bc they're native to where he grew up#you take him out hiking or some sblhit and he starts acting like that guy on tiktok who hunts for pythons in the florida everglades#he's picking up snakes with his bare hands like#'oh yeah this is a black racer! they're totally harmless but they've got a lot of personality ^-^' while it aggressively bites his arm#he tried showing Bim the David Bowie Huntsman once. he's like 'Bowie is a gay icon Bim'll love this' and quickly learns Bim is arachnophobic#he's waving around cane toads like 'oh my god guys look at the poison glands on this thing!!!'#i feel like he'd love eastern hognose snakes too he loves the silly fucking way they play dead#anyways what I'm saying is give him a educational nature show let him do some weird shit out in the wild it's his natural habitat#he's the types of guy to stand barefoot on the asphalt next to a diamondback to get it to cross the road so it doesn't get run over#I'm hoping releasing these thoughts into the world frees me from them so i can sleep lol can you tell#anyways he absolutely handles like black widows and brown recluse with his bare hands like a madman#he would love eel pit guy#anyways this is his one redeeming quality he is still the worst in every other way 👍
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its wild to me how western european beauty standards even effected me as a child. my blonde, blue-eyed ass. i'd tan and come inside to look at my skin and it was "darker" in a way thats not conventionally understood as beautiful, I thought I was "supposed" to have more red and orange pigment when I tanned
like this
but instead it was more like
this and it always made me feel insecure on a subconscious level, like i wasnt the "right type of tan" or something :/
anyways, everyone with olive skin is beautiful and fuck them other color undertones sdjkhbvsfgdvghsdfhgvdfshvgfdgshv
#fuck your red undertone ass#fuck your orange undertone ass#fuck your pink undertone ass#im green bitch and im a beautiful snake man.#im the evil swarthy bad guy type of tan not the blonde preppy barbie good girl type of tan :/#THIS is why i resonate w bruno btw bc they LITERALLY DID THE THING#everyone else has these warm or neutral skin tones besides him#and they demonize him and he has the cool olive tone and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#hes just like me hes just like me fr#ok well. felix has a cool undertone. BUT ITS NOT OLIVE. its like. purple-y almost.#isabellas kinda olive toned but shes a warm olive so the Good Guy olive 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒#apparently the greyer you are in complexion the more evil you get according to disney idk#no fr look at captain hook vs peter pan. look at maleficent vs sleeping beauty. look at jafar vs aladdin!#look at scar vs mufasa!!!! repunzel vs mother gothel!!!!#like!!! every villain!!!! cooler toned or cool olive toned! disney!!!! who hurt you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ik its not disney but. rasputin in anastatia. fuck even like. the bad guys who wanna marry thumbelina?#a literal green ass toad. a literal blue ass beetle. a literal brown ass mole. ok don bluth who tf hurt YOU too?
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come to think of it, tales of arcadia and bbc merlin would make a disturbingly fitting crossover.
#tales of arcadia#bbc merlin#toa#i mean. think about it. au where the merlin douxie and the gang finds in wizards is bbcm merlin who decided to fuck off and take like a#century-long nap or smth (and also looks old because being dragoon was good for intimidating people) and instead of being kind an asshole#he's just this. grumpy cantankerous old man that hits people over the head a lot#and when everyone goes back in time they ACTUALLY go back to the time when UTHER was still reigning and instead of the running gag being#douxie running around watching his younger self be a dumbass douxie isnt even there and they get to watch merlin be an incredibly powerful#twink instead. douxie is like YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU AND KING ARTHUR WERE A THING and merlin temporarily turns him into a toad.#this leaves open the possibility for brilliant scenarios such as douxie (who in this au would have been merlin's apprentice#far post-arthur-mortem when gwen was queen and magic was allowed in camelot) seeing gwen as a servant and being like ''QUEEN GUINIVERE??!?''#also instead of merlin being all insifferable about douxie having to ''earn'' his wizard staff he'd just be like GODDAMNIT YOU DONT NEED A#STAFF TO BE GOOD AT MAGIC. I ONLY HAVE THIS THING BECAUSE IT GIVES ME AN AIR OF GRAVITAS#idk how the trolls and trollhunters would fit into this but i just think it would be neat.#it has the potential to make the whole plot with uther marrying the troll funny as hell tho. funnier than it already was anyway#or wait possibly less funny actually. because in this situation trolls would be all civilized and cool and shit AND they'd be ANOTHER entire#group that uther's been trying to master. so it's yet another instance of ''oh woe one of the groups the king commited mass genocide against#is foiling a plot against him. moral conflicts aaa''#bbcm/toa
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what if i made covers for my fics
#what if i wrote some fucking fluff for once hfkjghkjgh#me: i want 13 to be happy#also me: how many ways can i make her suffer and die#anyway i dont know anything about design or whatever im just clicking buttons in photoshop#it's not going super well bc i dont know what the buttons do and i refuse to look it up#animal death#do these even look good i cant really tell#i think i like the purple one best#missy vibes#also it's a toad actually but 13 hasnt been compared to toads so
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#something about being so creatively productive the day before#and then not being at all today really fucks me up#like where you go?#inspiration come back!?#motivation? you there??#help me bitch#don't leave me hanging#i have a schedule#toad rambles#lot of line art done tho#i just want everything to look nice#;c;
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also hi. idk if its cringe,but i am actually v excited for the mario movie
#Trailer Spoilers#? jic ig#Cade.Txts#like i know its but one trailer- but i think it looks rly good d:]#I still would of loved if anyone but chrisp rat was mario- but at least he doesn't sound awful?#I love the whole scene w Bowser- love tht it was taken so seriously and bowser was so badass but at the same time there was#the sillieness w the penguin guys- that seemed v mario game to me?#I LOVE HOW BOWSER SOUNDS. i knew jack black was going to be a great bowser n i am: so glad i am right#jack apparently said that bowser does a lil singing? in the movie- n im very 👀about that.#Toad looks a lil weird w teeth but i feel like he'd look weird either way? but i stil rly like him d:] he is still loud n tht is all that#matters to me. -handshake me n toad being too loud-#FUCKING!! LUIGI..MY BOY!!!! HES THERE n im v excited to see him too.#all in all i dont think? it looks too bad- im actually excited for it- n im happy to see mario seems 2 be gettin a good movie#adaptation like sonic has!
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