#opened mario kart and immediately went to go play as her

[bonnielunkas]

PRINCESS POWER!!

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[jyzyo]

Night Terrors.

yoo jeongyeon x fem!reader

wc: 2k

Warnings: smut, mentions of dahmo, wet dreams, members may or may not have heard them, sub jeongyeon.

Synopsis: Jeongyeon has a different type of dream this time around.

Jeongyeon had a reputation for experiencing night terrors. It was just a thing of hers and every member knew about them. Whenever she wanted, they slept in the same bed as her. She mostly asked Nayeon since she didn’t feel embarrassed at the fact that she was being cuddled by the older member to sleep.

Well, it was her or you.

Ever since Nayeon started her promotions for “POP” she started arriving late and too tired to even talk to anyone, she started asking you to sleep with her, which you had no problem doing.

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“Can you sleep with me tonight Y/N?” she asked from the kitchen while you were on the couch playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on the TV with Mina.

“Yeah sure unnie,” you said, not paying attention to her and just answering her question with whatever response she wanted.

“Can you come now, please?”

“Yeah, sure, let me just finish this” you said once again, not paying attention to her remarks and twisting your body to the left as if it would move your kart the same direction.

“Y/N now please.” You heard her say more sternly, which made you hand over the remote to Mina. “Sorry, we can play tomorrow if you want,” you said, watching as she finished in first place despite previously being in front of her.

“It’s okay, no worries goodnight,” Mina said as you walked away from the couch and followed jeongyeon toward her room.

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After finishing your night routine in her bathroom, which already had all your products from all the nights you slept with her before, you went into her bedroom to see her reading a book.

“Good book,” you remarked as you got under the covers with her and turned to check your notifications one last time before going to sleep to make sure no one texted you.

“Hmmm” She hummed back, not paying attention to you but finishing the last few words she had on that page before placing it down on her night table.

You darted your eyes at her immediately and also placed your phone on the charger. She dimmed down the table light to barely light up the room. “You don’t use a bookmark? You’re a psycho” you said as you noticed her book didn’t have a bookmark sticking out of it.

“I’ll remember”

“Yeah right, you barely remember where you leave your wallet”

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You had no idea what time it was for, all you knew it was still dark outside and you could see the reflection of the moon peeking into her room. You could feel Jeongyeon squirming under the covers, which was a usual thing she did while sleeping, so you thought nothing of it.

Upon hearing a soft whimper from Jeongyeon, you opened your eyes again. You thought she was having another episode and turned your body to face her. You waited for any more signs before slowly relaxing again.

A faint but louder whimper escaped her mouth, increasing your concern. You turned your entire focus towards her and saw her squirm again. You would be lying if you said you didn’t think she was touching herself for a minute, but that conclusion soon came to an end when you saw her hands were outside the covers.

“Ngh..” Jeongyeon moaned as she squirmed again. “Please... Please.. that feels good,” she said in a much whiner tone. You finally concluded that she was having a sex dream. The way her body squirmed and the way she moaned so softly made you feel a slick dripping down onto your underwear.

You laid back on the bed facing the ceiling hearing her moans get quieter and softer by the second. You couldn’t help but clench your thighs together to relieve some type of tension between your legs.

“Please.. I-i can’t take I-it anymor- “ Her sentence was cut short by her suddenly sitting up against the headboard. You closed your eyes immediately, hoping to avoid the awkward situation. You could hear her taking deep breaths.

“Y/N..?”

“Mhm?” You said back. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It was all out of habit whenever she called your name, you answered, why wouldn’t you?

You felt her lay back down and come closer to your body, her hand on your arm as she faced you. “What did you dream about?” You asked, deciding to be bold and get the details of her sex dream, not only to see what someone like jeongyeon wet dream would look like but also to get some sort of relief in between the aching feeling in between your legs.

“Nothing..” Jeongyeon shyly responded and moved away from your body instead turning her back towards you. “Well, you were moaning. I don’t think it was just nothing.” This time it was you who got closer to her. You could feel her breathing against you as you wrapped your arms around her and brought her closer to you.

Your hand slowly sneaked itself under her shirt, feeling her waist and stomach before slowly going upwards when you felt her stop you.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m just trying to help you, and can I..?”

You felt her grip on your hand loosen and give you access to her body again. Your hand moved up, finally reaching her breasts, which were covered by her bra. You started playing with one of them, getting a whimper back in response, “Does that feel good?”. Jeongyeon nodded her head quickly and you saw her hand grip her pillow.

"Tell me what happened in your dream and I'll help you," you said, now circling your thumb around her hardened nipple, which you could feel even over her bra. “I-I can’t..” she moaned before bringing her hand to her mouth to silence her whimpers.

“Come on, baby..how do you expect me to help you? You want me to help you, right?” You asked, getting a quick nod in response. “Then tell me what happened” Jeongyeon finally removed her hand from her mouth to answer you, but when she felt your hand go under her bra and pinch her nipple, the only thing she could do was let out a moan.

“Use your words.”

“I-i you..you were in my dream and you.. started by kissing me..t-then you started touching my chest..ugh..mhm..” Your touches on her nipple got her more sensitive by the second. “.. Then you touched me in between my legs..”

“Do you want me to help you?” You asked again, only getting a soft whimper of approval. You soon straddled her lap before leaning down to capture her lips in a kiss.

Jeongyeon was squirming under your body and moaning into the kiss, you could feel yourself getting more excited with each whimper she let out. Fuck, she sounded so good.

In the midst of kisses, she whispered, "Please touch me," prompting you to grasp the edges of her shirt and remove it, revealing her dark green lace bra. Your hands immediately went to play with her breasts and sucking on the exposed skin area.

“Please.. please” you heard her say. She sat up slightly, granting you access to undo her bra. “You’re so needy” Her bra finally falling to her elbows even before obliterating it, you placed your mouth over her breast, sucking on her hard nipple, making her gasp and fall back onto the bed. “F-fuck..” Her hand traveling to your head, pushing you more against her breast, your other hand giving her other breast just as much attention.

You pulled away from her breasts and moved towards her neck, leaving marks all over the left side of her neck, knowing that the members would probably see them. “Please..” Jeongyeon pleaded.

“Please what?”

Jeongyeon groaned quietly before speaking again. “Please touch me there..” with that your hand moved towards her sweatpants, pulling them down as you moved your own body down to see a big darkened spot on her underwear, indicating just how wet she was.

“Aww..you’re all relied up for me, dollface?” Jeongyeon groaned at your remark once again before that groan turned into a loud moan as your tongue grazed her clit over her panties.

“Fuck me.. Y/N please..”

You removed her panties, throwing them on the floor before placing yourself in front of her, lifting her legs up to give yourself more access. You slowly licked her folds, tasting her sweetness, gripping her thighs tighter when ever she squirmed. “Stay still.”

You started slowly licking her clit, hearing those sweet moans of hers fill the room. You looked up at her as she touched her own breasts, giving herself more pleasure. Your hand then moving to her folds teasing her entrance.

“Mhm.. Please.. I want you in me”

You inserted a finger inside her, slowly thrusting into her before adding a second one, making Jeongyeon twitch.

“Ngh.. I’m close..” Her moans were quiet, but the more you touched her, the louder they got. Was she usually this quiet?

When you pulled away from her clit, she looked down at you with teary eyes. “Why so quiet?” You asked as you kept your fingers moving inside her, curling every time you went completely inside her.

“I-I don’t.. ahh.. want them to hear..” she said with grabbing onto the sheets.

“But I want to hear you.. they’ll just think you’re having another episode. Come on, I want to hear your pretty moans,” purposely slowing down to hear her pleads.

“Please..don’t stop Y/N” Her tone whiny and pleadingly, you went down on her again, licking her clit, making her moan loudly this time.

You felt her starting to clench around your fingers and squirming more than before. Her hand moving to her mouth to muffle her loud moans.

When you pulled away from her clit, she groaned and looked down at you with tears streaming down her face.

“I told you I wanted to hear you.”

“Okay.. just please keep going, I’m so close..”

As soon as you started sucking on her clit again, she moaned loudly just for you. Every time you thrusted into her, you could hear just how wet she was. You felt her clenching more around your fingers, indicating she was close.

Her moans were even louder now, and you were sure that if any of the members were awake, they would have heard her by now.

“Fuck you're so wet..” You said against her clit, making her twitch at the vibrations that it sent to her body.

She let out a loud moan, which sounded more like a scream as she finished all over your fingers, her thighs twitching. You pulled your fingers out and making sure to eat everything, not letting a single drop of her go to waste. Your tongue going flat against her folds making her twitch once more.

Her eyes were teary, and her cheeks were rosy when you went to kiss her. “Aw.. did I make my pretty girl cry?” You said as you wiped her tears away. “It felt.. really good,” she said quietly.

“Open your mouth.” You demanded her, and she did just as you said. You inserted your sticky fingers in her mouth and she knew what you wanted her to do. She twirled her tongue around your fingers, cleaning them up for you.

“You’re such a good girl baby..” you whispered in her ear, your hand going to her neck before kissing her.

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“Did Jeongyeon Unnie have another episode yesterday?” Mina asked, moving her hand to cover your eyes from the TV, Your hand soon removing it after.

“Um yeah why?” Your eyes are not moving from the game in front of you.

“Just thought I heard her moaning”

You couldn’t help but to let out a small grin.

“Oh moaning? No, I don’t think so, it was probably just Momo and Dahyun,” you said, receiving a small slap on the arm from Mina in return.

[darklcy]

☆ 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧! 𝐀𝐎𝐓 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 ☆

this has been in the drafts for a long, long time and i haven’t posted aot in a while, so enjoy :) | also i feel like some of these may be ooc but this was fun to write! just keep in mind this is how i think they’d act in a modern setting, ofc minus the war & trauma

attack on titan masterlist

𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍

skips class to vape

smokes to thundercat & nirvana

flannels flannels flannels

naturally you steal them. acts coy when you do.

“you didn’t steal it, i just let you wear it and didn’t say anything when you went home with it.”

i feel like he’d be into meditating. idk why. like someone said he should do it so now he does a quick 5-min guided meditation every morning

showers with his chain on and gets green neck

doodles on his converse and yours

writes “hi :)” on your homework, journals, notes, etc during class

has a minecraft server w jean, connie and armin

claims he’s not scared of games like outlast or silent hill but everyone knows he’s lying

ends up hiding behind you in haunted houses

LOVES DRIVE THRUS/FAST FOOD. sonic & in n out specifically

toddler sense of humor, like finds things falling over funny (y’all remember the video of the piece of bread falling over-)

doesn’t know how to work pinterest

leans over people’s shoulders to look at their phones

tried getting his cartilage pierced but it got infected

has a few tattoos on his wrists and bicep

will bite you impulsively

𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍

you mean my bf

so this boy DOES know how to work pinterest, and has so many boards

one of them is filled w future pets he wants & another one includes house ideas with you :3

is the best language learner and knows french, spanish, and german

can’t watch gory shows like squid game or the walking dead, but enjoys psychological horrors like black swan

has a billion playlists with like 6 songs each

your playlist is titled ��lovey” bc i said so

has maybe one lobe piercing. but only one

he goes so hard to TV girl and mac demarco, but also loves singers like sza & jack stauber

LUVS SMOOTHIES

downloaded bumble only for the fun of it once but immediately deleted it when someone liked him

bounces his leg and picks his nails

best. skin. ever. has a good skin care regime

drives a silver toyota prius 

super into journaling & drawing :>

such a gentle bf, but lives for gossip

you text him, “you will NOT believe what i just heard.” and he drops everything he’s doing to respond

coffee dates!!!

you two have a stardew farm together with a dog and a bunch of chickens and cows

his favorite character is crobus

i love him very much

𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐀

hardcore alison from breakfast club vibes

secretly into girl kpop groups

but loves hardcore women, like björk & poppy

definitely owns a lot of platform shoes: has like three pairs of demonias

shaves her brows to draw them on 

loves online shopping from aliexpress & etsy

into weird chunky jewelry!! has a necklace with a heavy cat pendant & a pair of eyeball earrings

loves to do your makeup! if you don’t wear a lot daily, she’ll do something for special outings like concerts or even for fun she’ll ask you to let her do it :3

has a tiktok specifically for ootds

favorite foods include spicy ramen, mediterranean meals & ice cream

i feel like she’d be in art class! she’d draw you random portraits or cute versions of you two to put in her scrapbook

oh yeah i also feel like she’d have a scrapbook!!! and keeps a lot of mementos from your dates/hangouts

when you come over, you, her and eren play mario kart

no doubt a spiritual girly: maybe not super into spells but has a tarot deck and a few oracle decks as well as a beautiful incense burner

you two go to goth clubs cuz yeah

her lipstick gets on you all the time

dressed up as lydia deetz one year for halloween

makes rings and necklaces and gives them to you, and she debates on opening an etsy shop

— hope you enjoyed!

[ilovelosersandshortmen]

Could I ask for the Brotherhood with a Platonic Reader who's just some random kid? Not even a mutant or anything, they just walked into the house one day and just decided 'yeah I'll live here with you guys🤷'

The Brotherhood of Mutants reacting to a random person deciding to move in with them (PLATONIC!!)

I love this idea oml 😭😭 This has very big Addams Family vibes honestly. I'm going to write this with a more sibling-like relationship because I love found family.

TODD:

• Okay, honestly, I've always thought Todd would be like.. a redneck cigarette dad. I mean that with love.

• Constantly getting into wrestling matches and teaching people bad behaviors, you know what I mean. Trailer park behavior. (I used to live in one so I can make fun of it)

• He's the kind of guy that would put you on his shoulders so that you can spray paint a building or something. Also teaches you the most efficient way to hop a fence when running from the cops!

• He's like Roderick from Diary of a Wimpy kid, taking you out for gas station snack runs late at night.

• Sometimes, he feels like you're the only person he can open up to.

• He has cried on your shoulder more than a few times.

• Then you guys make cookies together.

FRED:

• I know I keep bringing this up, but I believe Fred is an amazing cook. (this is based on the rose radishes he made for Pietro or whatever)

• So he constantly makes sure you get fed first, because he knows eating well in the Brotherhood is really hard.

• Always lifting things to impress you.

• (Yeah he's a sad only child soo.. you're his new sibling. He's decided. Already calls you his brother/sister)

• Would literally both die and kill for you.

• He doesn't want to hurt you with his hugs, so sometimes he just lets you cling to him like a koala.

• He likes to help you pick out your outfits (I don't know, this just feels right to me)

• He's also super supportive if you're alt/goth/emo

• You guys have fashion shows to show off your outfits.

• Honestly, he's your biggest fan.

PIETRO:

• Genuinely in disbelief

• "Wait, so we're just.. letting this happen!?"

• He's really the only one who cares, which I guess is understandable. I wouldn't want even more people in a house that's already falling apart.

• So, at first, he's always complaining about you being there. You took his spot on the couch. You stepped on his shoe that one time. Once he complained that you breathed too loudly near him.

• After a while, he reduces his whining to muttering and then eventually just gets used to your presence.

• He doesn't like to admit it, but he kind of does want to impress you. He'll use his powers and then just.. stand in front of you, waiting for praise.

• Always behind you when you go for walks, like a scary guard dog.

• SO. MANY. PRANK WARS.

WANDA:

• She's chill.

• She's not really vocal about everything, but she does really care for you!

• Wanda would def help you dye your hair or paint your nails.

• And she would use her powers to grab things off of high places, just so you don't get injured.

• Pietro might be a little jealous of you, but who cares what he thinks anyway.

• She would also probably help you pierce yourself

• Then would help you when it got infected.

LANCE:

• He always tries to pretend that he doesn't care, but he definitely does.

• Always making sure you don't get hurt around the house, and is the first person to worry if you do ever get hurt.

• Also, this goes for all of them, but he would absolutely love playing video games with you. Even if he loses. A lot.

• More than a few earthquakes were caused over Mario Kart.

• Also the first to raise hell if you went missing.

• Sometimes takes you out with Kitty to get food (like that one "Mama y Papa" trend on Tiktok)

TABITHA:

• She takes you under her wing immediately.

• After a day with her, you have a new taste in music and a bunch of outfits that were not shoplifted at all.

• You basically become her right hand person when causing trouble, she'd constantly wake you up for late night joy rides.

• Asks you to help her with her hair (there's no way she doesn't use 5 bottles of hairspray for that thing)

• You two definitely shoplift together, or she shop lifts random things for you.

• Always getting you little snack or trinkets.

I don't know if this was exactly what you were thinking, but I love the idea of a platonic sibling-like relationship!! Also, I'm sorry if this is really short, I'm more used to writing romance. But, as always, I appreciate you and I hope you have an amazing night!!

[arielburrow]

Jupiter and Venus

Hi this is totally something i wanted to do for fun, i hope you enjoy! This takes place when Joe was a sophomore at OSU; Joe x y/n

“y/n! your here! Finally, the party’s starting!” Your high school friend Marissa shouts as you enter the apartment. The overwhelming scent of beer and old spice attacking your sense of smell. Music blaring from every speaker in sight.

“Hi Maris!” You embrace her taking in the sight. It was a Friday night at Ohio State and Marissa was throwing a “small” party at her boyfriend’s apartment. You were told it would just be your friend group, but that guest list clearly went out the window.

Her boyfriend Jake hands you a drink you unsurprisingly can’t identify, but sip anyway.

Walking into the living room you see dozens of recognizable faces scattered about. Noticing your best friend Joe, you walk up to him.

“Hi guys!” You greet the group he is standing with and give him a hug.

You talk amongst the group noticing Joe’s oddly quiet demeanor, but considering maybe he’s just too sober. You zone out of the conversation you’re deep in to follow his line of view, stopping when you see the target.

Layla.

Joe and Layla were together for a couple of months and had really gotten to like eachother, but she called it quits last week with little reasoning. You found it completely odd but didn’t want to push him on the topic. You also couldn’t deny the fact that you weren’t necessarily disappointed that the relationship didn’t work out, given you’ve had your heart set on Joe since freshman year; but deciding that secret would be taken to the grave, given he was your closest friend.

You wanted to talk to him about it, but Marissa swooped you up before you got the chance.

“Cmonnnn we are doing shots y/n!” A clearly drunk Marissa exclaims. You leave the group to join your friend, downing 3 before joining the beer pong table.

It was a known fact that you crushed in beer pong, meaning every guy insisted on playing you to prove they could beat you, which never did actually occur.

You were having fun as time went on, careful not to drink too much because you had work tomorrow. Strolling through the party, pushing your way through the shit faced bodies, you notice you couldn’t spot Joe. Only Layla who was straddling some frat guy.

Soon you run into Sam, asking him where Joe is, he responds that he said he was going to get some air.

You assumed this meant to the rooftop which was known to be one of the best apartment rooftops in columbus. You whipped up a drink and headed towards the staircase.

The door swung open and you immediately spotted Joe sitting on a table top gazing upon the city. There were a few stragglers towards the back of the rooftop, but it was vacant otherwise.

“Hey you, brought you a little something,” you shrug with a smirk forcing the cup upon him. He showed you the best way to make a spiked hot chocolate freshmen year and you’ve never gone back.

Joe smiles, retrieving the cup from you and sipping it lightly. “almost as good as mine.” The wind blows across the rooftop making the already cold air sharp against your face. Joe notices your shivering and pats the bench top next to him. You scan his face as you take the seat; watching his eyes gaze upon the city line and the stars above it. Layla must have really gotten to him, cause he never isolates himself at party’s.

“Joe…” He turns his head and you notice his expression. Not the sad depressed look you were expecting, but more of a deep in thought face.

“I’m sorry about Layla, I know it must be hard seeing her with someone else, especially around all your friends.” He says nothing in response, just returning his eyes toward the city.

“But I really don’t think you should let her keep you from being yourself. I mean look at you, you’re usually the life of the party; I haven’t heard one mario kart joke from you all night,” you say keeping your eyes on him.

He cracks that half-way Joe smile that is recognized by those who know him best. That smile that pulled you into its grasp last year and hasn’t let you go since.

You watch as he stands, walking over to the railing along the rooftop, turning around to reach out his hand to you.

You accept as he pulls you next to him; close enough to make your heart flutter. The two of you stand along the railing adoring the view. As the wind picks up, your body lets out another visible shiver to which you laugh. The giggle comes to an end as Joe wraps his arm around your shoulders, pulling you into his body, giving your head no where else to go but his chest.

You’re sure your breathing stops for a moment, sure you and Joe were close, but he’s never held you like this before. You keep your eyes glued ahead of you, not daring to look up at his baby blues.

No words are shared. No sounds escape. Just the two of you, embracing against the cold; something you couldn’t even find in your greatest dreams. You can feel your body becoming warm again.

Joe breaks the silence first, “Do you know why you can see Jupiter and Venus together on clear nights?” He asks pulling your finger to their direction in the sky.

You just shake your head, unable to form words at the moment.

“They follow a similar pattern around the planet, and when it’s the right time of year for their paths to cross, they look like they’re almost touching. So they follow each other year round, but don’t actually meet until the right moment” He finishes as he rests your hand back down, noticing your eyes glued to the planets in front of you.

“Gosh, so this is what it’s like when a space nerd gets his heart broken? He projects onto the planets?” You joke completely lost on what Joes mind was truly on.

He laughs in return but only pulls you closer to his chest, sending electricity through your entire body. He’s just keeping me warm. You have to repeat the sentence in your head to convince yourself this was a normal embrace between best friends.

“Joe please talk to me. What’s going on in your head, I hate not being able to read you.” You muster up the words as you turn your head up, inches away from his face.

“Can i be completely honest with you about something?” Joe asks

You nod in response. “Layla and I, you know we weren’t really what I made us out to be. I made it seem like we were really involved but honestly she was just a fling to distract my mind.”

“I thought you really liked her? You were always telling me about the dates you guys were going on.” You recall as those harsh memories arise of you having to put on a smile as Joe shared with you his experiences with Layla; pushing that “i wish it was me” talk far in the back of your mind whenever she was brought up.

“No. I mean, she’s a nice girl, but i’ve been really thinking about it lately and she was never the goal; she was just a way for me to take my mind off what i really wanted, or who.” As he finishes his sentence you feel his arm tighten around your waist only pushing you closer to him. You could swear your heart was screaming at him right now, almost wanting to hold your breath, careful not to give yourself away.

“Well…than I guess you can focus more on you’re goal than, but what was the point of getting with her if you weren’t really interested?” You press on

“The goal didn’t seem so attainable at the time, but now i realize that it’s my only option, and I can’t be with anyone else if she’s not her.” Joe shifts himself so he’s more facing you, gazing down toward you as your eyes meet his.

You couldn’t help but let out a smile and blush a little. This attention from Joe was so abnormal and making you feel every emotion possible. You wanted nothing more than to be his goal, be his venus.

Your eyes stayed locked for what felt like a lifetime, you stayed in his embrace feeling warm in his arms.

“How can I help you reach that goal?” You press on smiling in a way that no soul could hide. Your mind was spinning and words were forming on their own.

In an instant Joes lips are upon yours, he pulls you in, holding on like he’s scared to let go. Your hands reach for his face, cupping his checks as the kiss only intensifies. You feel his hands around your waist and smile against his lips. This was it, this was the love you believed you could never have; with the man you never thought saw you as anything but a friend.

You both pull away in heavy breaths, not daring to leave each others embrace. You both laugh, not able to take your eyes off one another.

“My god you have no idea how long i’ve wanted to do that for.” Joe shakes his head.

You smile in return leaning into him again, “Joe…I’m going to be completely honest, i’m so in love with you.”

You watch as his smile rises as he picks you up spinning you around as you laugh.

“I love you so much y/n, it’s always been you.” he whispers in your ear.

Setting you down on the ground, you both take a seat on the table top, lying down so your vision is filled with the night sky. You and Joe lie ear to ear and hand in hand. Smiling as you both crack jokes and whisper sweet nothings to each other. This is it, you think to yourself, this is Jupiter meeting Venus.

I hope this was kinda fun to read! Im just trying to get into writing fics so let me know if you have any requests!

[pxperplxnets]

you’re amazing

could you do some more Paul Aron? love ya

summary: angelina exposes y/n and paul, leading to a very succesfull hang out.

pairing: paul aron x driver! reader

word count: 671

warnings: make outs/??

lowercase intended!

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playing truth or dare with the boys was absolutely hilarious. a bunch of funny things had happened already when ollie asked her the next truth “if you had to kiss anyone in the team, who would you kiss and why?” he looked at her with raised eyebrows as he already knew the answer “paul, because have you seen paul?” she laughed, her cheeks going slightly red as she had just exposed herself to the whole internet “i mean, facts” ollie said, trying to diffuse the tension.

what y/n didn’t know is that later that day, paul would be asked the same question. “y/n, 100%” he answered immediately, making robert laugh loudly “you have to say why!” robert exclaimed “easy, I'm straight and she's hot” the estonian winked at the camera, as if he hadn't just admitted his crush on his teammate.

“she actually said you as well” angelina said behind the cameras “actually?” paul asked with raised eyebrows, smirking when the woman nodded “well, i guess we know what i doing after filming” robert choked on the water he was drinking as he started laughing.

later that day, paul went up to y/n as she walked next to ollie, grabbing her arm to turn her his way. “oh, hi” she smiled at him, sneaking a wide eyed glance towards ollie who laughed faintly at how obvious she was “hi, so, i was wondering if you want to hang out later? maybe at mine?” y/n could have sworn that her heart stopped “yeah, for sure…umh what time?” paul smiled, somehow relieved she said yes “is four good? i'll send you the address” “i'll be there” he gave her a smile before walking away, trying to hide his red face. she turned back to ollie -who had been there the entire time- before letting out a low squeal of happiness.

y/n stood in front of paul's door, taking a deep breath before knocking. the door opened immediately, as if he was standing in front of it waiting for her knock. “hey” he couldn't contain the smile that formed in his lips, not that he even tried to. “hey” she answered, shy smile on her lips.

approximately an hour later, they both sat on paul’s bed playing mario kart in silence. not an awkward silence, y/n was just insanely concentrated on winning the game -which wasn't necessarily hard as paul was too busy looking at her.

“y/n?” the boy asked, putting his control down and moving his body to face her “hm?” the girl hummed in response, not tearing her eyes away from the screen. “angelina told me what you said” he looked at her, slightly amused by how focused she was on winning “and what was that?” she was about to win, she couldn't stop now. “that you want to kiss me”

she stopped. “she told you?” he nodded “oh that traitor” she muttered to herself “sorry, i thought i had more time before the video came out” she didn't exactly know what she was apologising for “that's alright, i'm glad she told me” he had a small smile on his lips “really? and why is that?” the girl raised her eyebrow. “because i said you too” the amount of confidence he had was immense, and it bothered her. so she faked confidence too “is that why you invited me then?” her confident voice made him weak, but he wasn't going to give in. “maybe..” fuck. his voice made her go even closer to him “so what are you waiting for?” she whispered against his lips.

he didn't wait any second. he closed the gap in between them with a long awaited kiss. his hands went to the sides of her face, bringing her closer as they kissed. it wasn't soft and tender, it was sloppy and desperate. the amount of waiting they had both done was way past softness. they stayed like that for a while, kissing, playing mario kart, and then kissing some more.

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authors note:

i wrote this a while ago and i thought why not post it.

its kinda shit

im really sorry for being so absent, im going to try to upload at least once a week now<3

[innocent-cat]

Can I get some genji and/or ashe x reader comfort for a reader whose friends broke off friendship with them? im going thru it man

I'm sorry to hear you aren't doing too well:'( BUT I LOVE ASHE AND GENJI SO I WILL POUR MY SOUL INTO HEAD CANONS OF COMFORT FOR YOU

for lack of better context clueing, youre dating genji and ashe in these scenarios.

(A/N - pls specify /p and /r you guys confuse me and make me think im doin the whole thing wrong(っ◞‸◟ c))

Ashe Caledonia x Reader Genji Shimada x Reader Head cannons

Warnings - None

"Homesick", Ashe x Reader, Genji x Reader

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Ashe

Ashe had been wondering where you had been all day, and you had scared her a little

You hadn't responded to her calls, texts, and let alone read her texts.

All she could think about was how she could have gotten you killed just because of her living the life she strode

Coming home to you curled on your bed SHATTERED her bro

i don't care how cold hearted she is she loves you with her whole heart and wants to comfort you in any way possible immediately

"Hey- hey- darling? Are you alright?"

if you had said yes she would have said something jokingly snarky about how 'you aint' okay n she can tell'

She of course rushed to your side kneeling, rubbing your back, kissing your head, and whispering to you whats wrong

she genuinely wants nothing more than to help comfort you in this moment and its amazing

When you eventually explain to her that one of your closer friends had decided it's best to cut ties with you, she can't help but look at you with pity

"Oh my love.. I'm so sorry about that"

Expect cuddles. ur the small spoon.

movie night for the rest of the day

she literally just hold you in her arms 'protecting' you from harms way

Still rubbing circles into your back when you fall asleep

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Genji

Poor boy thinks you ran away in the night when you're ignoring him

like

he's genuinely terrified he's gonna go home and UR NOT GONNA BE THERE

he's literally crossing his fingers that you're laying in your shared bed with him when he opens the door to the house

HEAVY sigh of relief when he sees you're safe and did not in fact abandon him

im so tired right now guys

he low key walks to the bed slowly like you're gonna leave the moment you hear him creeping around

"Helllo?｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)"

so confused and soft spoken mann

he literally went to poke you before you turned around and just

hugged him

completely full body embrace wrapped this confused boy

okay he's now less terrified but more terrified for you

"Whats wrong??"

When you tell him what happened he's kinda just like

(・へ・)

It's not his fault guys he's just a little skringly

After an awkward few moments he starts rubbing circles into your back, and low-key playing with your hair

"What can I do to help?"

literally anything.

so you did.

you guys played Mario kart all night and he let you win every race

like. he'd go out of his way to fuck with the COMS just to make sure they don't beat you

He's playing dry bone bowser. I don't make the rules, but I also kinda do

Literally just giggling your sadness away with him doing stupid things to impress you or make you laugh

even if you cant tell he's trying like. super duper hard to make you happy

[kidge-planet]

Video game night

Hello hello!! I wrote this fic for @justmultifandom ! A while ago, she shared an headcanon of Pidge and Keith playing fnaf together and then did a drawing of them going to the fnaf movie! I asked her if I could write something about it! She accepted but that was a few month ago so yeah, I took my time for that one too... but anyways, I still hope you like it!!!!!

Keith was always on missions with the Blade of Marmora, but no matter how busy he was, he always found time to contact her, to visit her when he could.

It all began with nightly calls. They would chat briefly before saying goodnight. As time went on, their calls grew longer, and they even started leaving the line open as they slept. Then, Keith had an idea. He wanted to spend more time with her, to share something beyond their nightly conversations. That's when they started playing online games together.

However, Keith knew that online interactions could never replace real-life moments. So, once Keith finally returned to Earth, they immediately planned a video game night at Pidge's apartment. She had everything prepared: snacks, blankets, and, most importantly, an array of video games.

Keith's arrival was eagerly anticipated, and finally, he was at her doorstep. With a warm smile, Pidge ushered him inside.

"Welcome to game night! I've got a bunch of games lined up," Pidge announced as she led him into her cozy living room. She had set up a gaming console and a screen, with controllers ready for action.

"You got everything ready," Keith said, impressed as he looked around the room.

Pidge grinned. "You know me. Always prepared." She handed him a controller. "Let's start with something fun, but it might be a bit different from your usual games. Ever heard of Five Nights at Freddy's?"

Keith shook his head. "No, what's that?"

Pidge couldn't hide her mischievous smile. "Oh, it's just a game where you're the security guard at a haunted pizzeria. You've got to make sure the animatronic characters don't get to you. Easy, right?"

Keith nodded, intrigued. "Sounds interesting. Let's do it."

They played through a few nights, and Keith was engrossed in the game, taking his role seriously. Unbeknownst to him, Five Nights at Freddy's was infamous for its jump scares. The tension built, and suddenly, an animatronic creature lunged at the screen with a blood-curdling scream. Keith nearly jumped out of his seat, and Pidge couldn't contain her laughter.

"WHAT THE- You didn't tell me about the jumpscares!" Keith protested, slightly embarrassed.

Pidge giggled. "That's the best part! Don't worry; it gets less scary as you go on."

Keith rolled his eyes but couldn't help smiling. "Alright, let's play something else."

They switched to more lighthearted games, from Minecraft to Rayman, Mario Kart to LittleBigPlanet. As they played, Keith couldn't help but sneak glances at her. She had changed, grown up, but was still the same Pidge he had known. Still as pretty and adorable as ever, but she was older now, and so was he. A slight blush colored his cheeks, a reaction he couldn't control.

At some point, Pidge leaned against him and dozed off. Keith smiled at the sight, something so typical of her. He carefully repositioned her on the couch to make her more comfortable, then gently kissed her forehead. It was a simple, tender gesture, a reflection of the strong connection they shared.

Their video game nights became a cherished tradition, and they continued to spend quality time together. They even made plans to go see the FNAF movie together in cosplay, a suggestion that Pidge had to plead for, but Keith eventually agreed with a reluctant smile. The bond between them only grew stronger as they navigated the challenges of both the virtual and real worlds.

[zacharyleartist69]

I forgot I was a writer too lmao

Anyways this is Part 1 of Funky Kong involvements in the Mario Movie and how I think it will play out.

Disclaimer: This writing may not be accurate towards the actual movie but it’s kind of a replica of how it went down.

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After the battle between Mario and DK, Cranky Kong agreed to join forces with Peach in defending her Kingdom against Bowser, the King of Koopas.

Mario and Peach are talking among themselves outside of a tree house on a porch. “That was an incredible fight out there, Mario. Thank you for doing this.” Peach said. Mario looks up at Peach with an ice pack on his cheek as he forms a smile “Hey I was just doing what I felt was right”. Peach smiles back at Mario “thanks to your win, we now have the kongs by our side and together we can defeat Bowser and save my kingdom”.

Out of nowhere, DK slams the door wide open behind Peach and Mario “I let him win! By the way.”. Mario and Peach turn to DK, startled, then Mario replies back “were you eavesdropping our conversation?”.

“Well.. it’s also called mind YOUR BUSINESS!” DK yelled as he picked up a barrel and threw it at Mario. Mario quickly ducks down to dodge the barrel and gives the ice pack in Peach’s hand as he pulls his sleeves up “Alright big monkey I beat you once and I will do it again.”

DK and Mario get up at each other's faces as they are ready to start a fight until Cranky Kong hits their faces with a cane as he walks through “Enough rough housing you two and get inside! We got work to do”. The two back off and head inside, followed by Peach behind the two.

Inside of the tree house, there is a map of the kingdoms and some markings as Cranky Kong walks to it “so that Bowser guy is heading towards the Mushroom Kingdom am I correct? So what we can do is to try to cut him off”. “Yes but where exactly?” Peach asked as she stood next to Cranky. Cranky scoffs a bit and looks up at Peach “Since his island is floating towards your kingdom, there is an area where we can ride on”. Peach looks down at Cranky with her eyes widened “Ride?”.

“Why yes, if you don’t know there is a rainbow road near my kingdom. That road is around the area where Bowser is floating to. If we ride there, we have a higher chance of beating him down there” Cranky said as he slammed his cane on the map where the rainbow road is located. Peach eyes lit up as she looks at the map and turns to Cranky, excitedly “That is an excellent plan, Cranky!- I mean your highness”.

“I’ll leave you off with a warning.. This time.” Cranky adjusted his glasses as he turned to Mario and DK, “then it’s settled then. Let us go to the Kart department and get our karts ready for battle.” “Heck yeah! I hope Funky is there, I haven't seen him all day” DK exclaimed as he got off the hammock and dashed out the door. “You just saw him before your fight you imbecile!” Cranky yelled as he tried to keep up with DK, leaving Peach and Mario alone together.

The two look at each other, confused “Funky?”. “Whoever this Funky is, I bet he is a really cool guy! Let’s go karting!” Toad yelled in excitement as he ran out the door. Mario and Peach just shrugged and followed Toad behind, a little excited.

Later on, Mario, Peach, Toad, Cranky Kong, and DK soon come down from the elevator and are greeted by a team of so many kongs working together, building the karts, attaching the barrels, etc. One of the Kongs is spotted patrolling around the scene to make sure the karts are modified properly for the fight. A kong with purple sunglasses, wearing a polka dot bandana, and a white tank top with some blue shorts to match with the look. As soon as DK spotted this Kong, he immediately dashes towards him “FUNKY!”.

Funky Kong looks up to see DK running towards him and opens his arms with a smile “DK!”. DK quickly goes into a ball and rolls towards Funky, causing him to fall back onto the ground. Cranky Kong shakes his head as he walks towards the two kongs “we don’t have time to play around you two, we got a kingdom to defend”. “You should know that I can’t help myself whenever this kong is around,” DK said as he hit Funky Kong's arm with his elbow. Funky Kong snickers as he rubs his arm “Don’t worry old man, your kart is ready and polished by my kart at the entrance”. Cranky Kong huffs and walks off before turning to Mario, Toad, and Peach “Funky Kong will lead you to the station where the karts are made, now have fun.. I guess”.

“Just go and wait for us old man” Funky Kong shoves Cranky a bit as he gets up and goes to Mario, Peach, and Toad with DK following behind.

“So who do we got here, big man?” Funky Kong asked as he looked at DK. “Well here we got the princess and the protector of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach, alongside with her is a Toad, then there… that one.” DK said in an annoyed tone as he pointed at Mario. “Hey it’s Mario, you ape.” Mario said insultingly.

“Oh so you’re Mario huh?” Funky Kong said with a smile as he looked down at Mario, “Well it's nice to finally meet Cha”.

“The names Funky Kong. DK’s older brother” Funky Kong said as he lifted up his sunglasses. There was a moment of silence between the group until Peach, Mario, and Toad yells “BROTHER!?!”. DK sweats a bit as he looks away “Whaaa older brother???? I think you got it all wrong sir, don’t you mean I'M the older brother?”. “Mmmm I don’t know, maybe this picture of me holding a baby DK could say otherwise” Funky Kong said as he took a picture out of his pocket and showed it to them. The pictures show a young Funky holding a baby DK for the first time.

“AWWWWW THAT IS SO CUTE!” Toad exclaims as Peach smiles at the picture. However, Mario started to laugh hysterically at the sight of it “Oh my god that’s how you look like as a baby!?! I gotta have a copy of this and put it on a T-Shirt”.

DK soon turns red out of embarrassment and snatches the picture out of Funky’s hand “Funky I told you not to show that to anyone!”. Funky Kong grabs the picture back and puts it back in his pocket as he chuckles “Next time when we have guests here, don’t be denying that I’m your older brother, little bro”. “Fineeee” DK exclaims in frustration. “Also your kart is ready for ya” Funky said as he pats DK’s back. “HECK YEAH!” DK runs off to go find it while Funky Kong watches him with a smile. “Alright let’s get started on y’all’s karts”. Funky said as he turned around while clapping his hands together, “just follow me back here and my team will get started on your karts”.

The group starts following Funky to the station. Mario holds his hands together as he looks down a bit. Just watching Funky and DK being good brothers makes him feel even more lonely. He dearly misses his brother Luigi. He hates being separated from Luigi, and being apart from him for this long is killing him terribly.

Peach noticed Mario’s little action and put her hand on his shoulder for condolence “we will save him, Mario, don’t worry”.

“I know but… I really hope he’s okay” Mario replied.

“Alright here we are, my team behind it will help you with your dream kart” Funky whistles and three Kongs comes out behind the machine, waiting for the group to start on the kart making, “Well what are you waiting for, go and make your karts''. The group look at each other and Toad runs to the machine quickly all excited, then Peach and Mario follow behind. “Meet us at the big door once y’all are done, okay? Don’t be late!” Funky runs off to get on his kart.

Mario looks at the options then looks at Toad, who is working on his kart excitedly. He then looks to the right to see Peach is already finished with her kart and presses the “A” button. Finally, he starts to get started on his own kart, which the Kong in his station starts working on.

After the crew finish up their karts, they start driving around having the best time of their lives. Mario spins around next to DK as Peach drives behind him. DK looks down at Mario then leans out of his car when he looks up at him and whispers “I hate you”. Which made Mario switch from smiling to frowning.

Funky jumps over Mario and DK in his motorcycle and lands on the ground as he does some twirls in it while shouting in excitement “ALRIGHT KONGS! We gotta make sure that we show those koopas that we show no mercy! Now open the doors and let's get to battle!”. The army of Kongs cheers out loud as some of the mechanic kongs press a button to open the door.

“Hey DK, the last one on the rainbow road is a rotten banana!” Funky said quickly before riding off at a fast velocity. “Oh it is ON!” DK speeds off going after Funky. Peach eyes sparkles and raises her arm up as she starts speeding off as well “HERE WE GO!”. Mario and Toad follow behind as the rest of the Kong army starts out of the station and onto the road.

Mario looked out a bit to admire the sight until he spotted a ramp “Uh guys don’t want to alarm y’all but we are reaching at the end of the road”. Cranky drives next to Mario as he laughs “So? It’s called pumping the gas”. Mario hesitated a bit until he took a deep breath and slammed on the gas. Resulting him speeding past Funky and DK and moving towards the ramp at a fast pace. He closes his eyes as he zooms off the ramp while letting out a scream in fear.

But as soon as he opens his eyes, he looks down to see a rainbow revealing itself between the clouds.His eyes light up at the sight of the colorful road until it hits him that he is falling and starts screaming again.

Mario finally lands on the rainbow and drives at ease as he lets out some huffs and puffs to calm himself down. He looks around one more time to take a moment on where he is. It felt like a dream but this is reality. He jumps up with the kart in excitement as he yells “Wah who!”. The rest of the kong army, alongside Peach and Toad, drives behind him after landing on the road.

“Isn’t the rainbow road great? It’s so colorful” Peach said as she drove next to Mario.

“Yeah literally, we don’t ride on rainbows like this back at Brooklyn though” Mario replied as he chuckles a bit. Peach raises an eyebrow “Seriously? What are you gonna tell me next, turtles aren’t evil?”. “Oh yeah they’re not, they’re usually pets” Mario answers.

“No way,” Peach said in shock.

“Yeah come down to Brooklyn some time, i’ll buy you a pet turtle” Mario suggested with a smile. Peach giggles a bit “Maybe I will”.

“Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!” DK said while riding next to Peach. “Hey I was trying to be nice here” Mario replied. “You’re so embarrassing, a princess will never go out with you,” DK added. “Yes she would, I guarantee she would!” Toad said, defending Mario. “Guys enough” Peach laughs a bit as she looks at Toad and DK.

Funky rides up between Mario and Peach “y’all heard the princess, back off”. DK snickers as he backs up with Toad. Peach looks up at Funky “Thank you, Funky”.

“Anytime, DK can be such a tease when it comes to this stuff” Funky whispers at the end. “With no regrets!” DK yelled. Funky and Peach laugh together a bit as Mario rolls his eyes “your brother is something else”. “Mm? Oh yeah but he is pretty chill when you get to know him” Funky replied while looking down at Mario.

“Yeah if that would ever happen with me any time soon” Mario said to himself.

Funky frowns at the sight a bit “hey is there something going on in your mind? It looks like something is bothering you”. Mario looks up at Funky, feeling a little hesitant a bit “I.. I don’t know if I should say or share anything with you”. “If you are worried about being made fun of then don’t, I’m not like DK you know” Funky reassures Mario as he forms a trusting smile. Mario smiles back at Funky then sighs “I don’t know, ever since I found out that DK is your little brother and the way you and him treat each other, it just reminds me of my own little brother. His name is Luigi and we practically do everything together- heck we even opened our own plumbing business. But now that we are separated, I could only imagine the worst things he must've gone through while I’m doing all this. We’ve never been this separated for this long before and I’m starting to get really worried about him. I don’t know what I’ll do if he..”. Silence grew between Mario and Funky for a moment. Soon Funky breaks the silence “I'm.. I’m sorry to hear that man. But don’t forget about one thing about having a little sibling; They will always look at the bright side of things. Even though he is in a tough situation, he feels hopeful. Why? Because he has a brother that is determined to bring him home safe and sound. You may not know this but sometimes, he looks up to you as an inspirational person.”.

“You.. You really think so?” Mario asked.

“Well from experience, yes, but this isn't about me or DK. This is about you and your relationship with your brother Luigi. He believes in you. No matter what the situation is, he will always believe in you.” Funky answered as he lowered his sunglasses down. Mario smiles at Funky “Wow.. Who knew I would get some good advice from a monkey”. “Well you don’t hear that every day am I right?” Funky laughs a bit and Mario joins in.

But the laughter soon came to a halt as one of the kongs in the army faltered by a koopa shell. Funky takes a pair of binoculars out of the bag that is on his vehicle and looks through it “Shoot, it’s an ambush!”.

“Oh crud, what do we do?” Peach asked as she looked back to see a group of koopas in carts driving behind the army. Funky thinks for a bit then snaps his fingers ``Split formation, I need a group of two; First group stick with me, DK, and Dad to fight in the front while the other group stick with the princess, the toad, and the red man to fight at the back. GO GO GO!”. Funky pushes the gas as he speeds away from Peach, Mario, and Toad so that DK, Cranky, and the first group of Kongs follow his lead.

The army of kongs starts shooting bananas at the koopas in Mario’s group to slow them down but that doesn't stop a certain koopa as it pushes through the other Koopas; The Blue Shell Koopa.

The Blue Shell laughs hysterically as he targets Mario out of the three, who quickly tries to escape the monstrosity of the kart the Blue Shell is riding on. Some of the remaining koopas try to surround Mario but he keeps escaping. However, The blue shell still remains behind him. The Blue Shell smacks his kart to summon some cannon and shoots some bullet bills at Mario, causing him to jump out of the kart and fall down. Luckily, there is a Koopa nearby so he landed onto that Koopas kart and hit him to make him hide into his shell then threw it behind him to cause a Koopa to explode on the rainbow. But that didn’t stop the Blue Shell chase. The Blue Shell grew closer and closer until he trapped Mario’s kart into the jaws of his own kart. With a laugh he started to crush the kart Mario is in, causing him to struggle to not get crushed.

Mario had to think quickly so that he doesn’t get crushed until an idea popped up. He looks around to see DK and Funky working together to protect their dad and hitting the Koopas away with the help of the Kongs they were with. Mario takes a deep breath and lets go of the spike. The jaw closes quickly and the Blue Shell starts to laugh out loud, thinking he had killed Mario. But he thought wrong. Mario managed to slide himself on the side of the kart and whistled out loud to gain DK and Funky’s attention.

DK and Funky look up to see what was going on and nodded to each other then quickly drives to where Mario is at. Mario jumps on DK’s kart as Funky strikes the wheels of his kart to blind The Blue Shell “Now DK!”. DK pushes a button on his kart to make a barrel turn towards the Blue Shell and shoots towards it, causing a huge explosion behind them. The three cheered as they sped off to escape and meet up with Peach and Cranky Kong.

“Great work you guys, that was really explosive” Peach commented and Toad nodded in agreement. Funky chuckles a bit as he hits his elbow against DK’s arm “thank him it was his idea”. “Yeah that was an incredible idea DK!” Mario said as he hits DK’s arm as well, which causes DK to make an annoyed face.

“You think you can outrun me”

The group stops talking and turns their attention to the voice.

The Blue Shell walks out of the fire as he takes his armor off, looking very intimidating “You can't defeat me, BLUE SHELL!”. The Blue Shell quickly goes into shell mode and flies towards the group at lightning speed. “OUTRUN IT QUICKLY!” Funky yelled as he started speeding off. Peach, Cranky, and DK start speeding off trying to escape the Blue shell but it quickly caught up behind one of them: DK and Mario. The Blue Shell swirls around DK and Mario and crashes onto them, causing yet another explosion but this time breaks the rainbow road.

Funky turns his head to see what happened and his heart drops at the sight. He quickly turns around and drives towards the cracking road “DONKEY KONG!”.

“FUNKY KONG!” DK yelled out as he falls.

Funky jumps out of his bike and starts running as fast as he can “DONKEY KONG!”.

“FUNKY KONG!”

“DONKEY KONG!!!!”

“FUNKY KONGGGGGGGGG”

The screams started to grow quieter and quieter by the second until there was no voice heard from the fall.

Funky Kong grew silent as he looked down at where DK and Mario had fallen. Tears started to roll down his face as he processed what just happened. “No… NOO NOOO DONKEY KONG! DONKEY KONG COME BACK!” Funky Kong yelled as he fell to his knees, still looking down. He let out a cry while tears falls down to his hands “DONKEY KONG!”

“DONKEY KONG!”

“DONKEY KONG!”

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To be Continue…

[polaroidbills]

08. no bitches?

pairing! - non-idol!jungwon x fem!reader

synopsis! - inspired by reckless by madison beer - jungwon promised y/n to never break her already damaged heart, but can he really keep it?

word count! - 743

october 14, 2021 @ 6:55 p.m

(y/n's pov)

the sound of the welcoming door bell rings through our ears.

the door opens, revealing heeseung.

"hey guys! come in!" he allows us to walk in.

immediately i see jay cooking, sunoo chilling on the couch, riki looking for ice cream, and sunghoon and jake playing video games.

"jay's just cooking dinner. i think it's tteokbokki," heeseung shuts the door.

"where's jungwon?" i question.

"oh he said he'll be a bit late," he shrugs.

"oh okay," i mumble as chaeyeon pulls me away, ending the conversation.

20 minutes later, it's now 7:15.

jungwon's still not here.

"yah! jake what the hell!" sunghoon shouts.

we're all playing mario kart and jake hit sunghoon with a shell. everyone laughs.

the door bell rings. "jake go get that," heeseung orders, immersed in the game. "fine."

"yes! i won!" sunghoon celebrates.

"jungwon hey!" everyone turns to the door. jungwon walks in with a smile and we all greet him.

running up to him i hug him, "i was waiting for you, what took you so long man?"

"heh, sorry my mom needed help with the laundry, took longer than i expected," he laughs hugging me back.

"okayyy! break it up or get a room!" jake shoves his hands in between us to separate us. we laugh awkwardly.

at dinner, jay places his tteokbokki on the table.

"hmm it's delicious," i say surprised.

"right! jays cooking is for real the best!" riki agrees and everyone starts digs in.

"so what should we do tonight?" sunoo starts a conversation.

"hm.. i was thinking we play party games. you know like truth or dare and whatever," heeseung suggests.

"yeah! and then we can watch like a movie or two!" riki adds and everyone agrees, finishing our food.

after placing our dirty dishes in the dishwasher, we all gather in the living room. as i was about to sit down next to jungwon when chaeyeon squeezes in between us and sits down.

"so who wants to start?" jake says making everyone confused. "huh?"

"truth or dare? hello? okay fine. whatever. heeseung, truth or dare?" everyone comes to realization.

"ohh~ hmm, truth."

"is it truth that no ones asked you to the spook-a-thon yet?"

we laugh and "ouuu"s are heard.

"yes," heeseung salts.

"it's giving megamind, no bitches?" everyone laughs.

"okay okay i get it, but to be fair jake, the only bitch you get is your dog, layla," he smirks and everyone bursts into laughter. jake rolls his eyes in defeat.

"anyway, hmm chaeyeon, truth or dare?"

"uhh you know what? dare."

"ouu shes getting bold," everyone jokes.

"okay... i dare you to sit beside the hottest guy here," heeseung dares.

"easy," chaeyeon gets up and sits right in between jake and jungwon.

"ouuu," everyone shocked, as well as me.

"so is it jake or jungwon?" heeseung asks

"i didn't pick truth~," chaeyeon mocks.

"okay okay, hmm let's see... oh y/n truth or dare?"

"dare."

"i dare you play the pocky game with sunghoon," chaeyeon smirks.

"oh shit~,"

"damnn," everyones baffled.

i grab a pocky stick and walk over to sunghoon nervously. i sit down and place the stick in my mouth. facing sunghoon, he places his mouth on the stick, not making eye contact with me. i thank him for that. as we inch closer i get even more nervous.

almost an inch away, i can't take it anymore. i was about to break it, when sunghoon went for the last nibble. his lips brush against mine and we quickly break the stick.

my eyes wide open and not being able to chew the pocky. claps and laughs were heard from the others.

"woww!" chaeyeon hollers.

"okay moving on," i change the subject. still sitting beside riki and sunghoon, i don't make eye contact with them.

"my turn. hmm riki, truth or dare?" i turn to him.

"uh truth," he hesitates.

"is it true that yooha has a big crush on you, so she joined the dance team to be with you? and you have feelings for her too?"

"yes.. i mean i think it is? i can't ask her straight up, you know? but i so like her..." riki scratches his head feeling awkward.

"okay my turn!" riki claps happily.

"jungwon, truth or dare?" we all turn to him and he looks a little uncomfortable.

"dare."

"i dare you to do the pocky stick game with y/n."

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author's note! - pocky game ayee! no bitches?

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[jiveysprial]

Longpost. Watching Mario movie and need to get this out.

Autism ahead.

MANN IM SO SICK OF THIS AUHGGGHH!!! aighHHh!!

I hate the voice for Mario. 0/10 that's not My Mario. Luigi's voice was fine. BUT HIS PERSONALITY

What have you done to my Luigi. My poor boy.

THE OPENING SEQUENCE WITH THE STUPJD DOG. Dogs don't act like that a dog would NEVER AUGGH NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING FOR COMEDIC EFFECT IM SO DONE

Just creating non problems for the main cast to have Conflict is my biggest pet peeve !!

I get it its """funny"". It would've been funnier if the dog wasn't even menacing and Luigi was just THAT scared of a harmless dog he panics and messes up

LIKE THATD BE FUNNY!! BUT NO. No we have weirdly sentient dog mess it up.

I will admit. I liked the family scene, it was done pretty well imo.

How they discover the magic pipe is, kinda fun. Don't remember if they resolve the Water Crisis later or not, but I'll see !!

(Typing this as I watch, btw. Live posting, but on tumble)

The Between when they're going through the pipe... confuses me? Why did they end up in two different places if they went through the same pipe. Mario logic isn't logicing!!

It would've been better if they went through different pipes.

I LOVEEE THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM THo i love how beautiful and inviting they made it.

Wish they weren't a coward and used toads real voice, but hey, the one they did wasn't that bad?? And got across the point while not being annoying (imo)

The dry bones bit was fun, and I like how the darklands trees are square like and windy

Is.. hitting golden blocks like. Toads jobs??

Love the platforming in mushroom kingdom. Really silly and cute, love the references.

Princess peach is where I'm going to judge the hardest. She is my bugaboo wifey.

I like how she's portrayed as powerful. I wish they utilized her power more.

LOVE that she woops Mario's ass immediately.

I also like that she's got a rapunzel like personality? Immediately can tell she's been sheltered and same girly same

The obstacle course is a really fun bit, however, feels very drawn out and like we could've gotten more screentime doing other things than watching Mario boyfail again and again. There's a lot at stake and they're just... doing this. Can't he learn on the job???

Mario hating mushroom bit bad. Maybe they could've executed it better?? Idk just felt like a haha wouldn't it be funny if rather than an interesting character trait

If I hear I Need a Hero used in any context that isn't Shrek 2 ever again I'm exploding.

I like how they animated Mario's denim.

LOVINg how awkward peach is with social interaction she's actually me fr.

LOVEEE jack blacks character voice for bowser!!! Works really really well for his personality!!

I wish Mario had more personality than Typical Main Character of the Post 2010s era.

Fire flower field is suuuper cute I can't lie, plus I like peaches backstory !! I wish we understood WHY they crowned her princess tho...

GAY BOWISI SCENE AY BOWUIGI SCENE !!! Why did they make it. SO. SENSUAL.

Mixed feelings on the doomstar, probably wishing it was written better and had a Lil more impact than doomsday Debbie downer that sounds Cutie

The Kong Kart thing is like. Really cool actually. There's lives at stake but hey, take on me is playing it's time for a fun montage anyway

Wishing Kong Country had more military significance tho with how they ralk about their army, idk

The colloseum is a really fun idea tho. Love a good gladiator motif.

Dk and Mario acting kind of... kind of.......... kind of....... some fruity scents coming from the subtext

It's giving repressed homosexuality with DK

THEY KNOW WHEN BOWSWER'S ARRIVING?? THEN?? WHY?? ALL THE LOLLYGAGGIJG !!

The Mario Kart scenes are so fun. I have to admit that.

Where. Does each side keep getting information so fast. There needs to be just like, one character that explains that. A traitor or something cmon

BACK WITH THE HATE !! HATING THE CONSTANT IMPLICATIONS MARIO AND PEACH ARE FLIRTING !!!

From bowswers pov I understand. He's toxic and insecure.

But everyone else??? It gets !! Really annoying !!

My girl peach rejecting them both at the end of oddesy.

DK CATCHING MARIO WITH HIS KART??? HELLOOO?? GET MARRIEEdd??

OKAY THIS IS A PART IM MAD ABOUT. PEACH WOULDVE DONE EVERYTHING TO SAVE MARIO FUCKYOUFUCKYOU SHE WOULDVE ATLEAST TRIIIIIED

Not.not Jonah and the whale nOOOOOOOO

PECAH COULDVE USED HER WATER ATTACHMENT ABBIT AGO HUHHH HUHUHUH

I guess. She needed to warn her people. Or whatever

I like that most of the toads have sheep mentality. It's very interesting to me

Bowswers delulu ass is so funny to me

I don't like how damsel Luigi is. He's capable of things too!! Fuck you !!

NOT THE DK MARIO BEING GAY AGAIN?? hello?? They're so much gayer than I remember ??

ICE PEACH ♡♡♡

Dk and Mario having more chemistry than a vinegar and baking soda

The music tries too hard to add motifs and it ends up sounding oddly forced.

Damn can't believe they killed Luigi (comedic lie)

NOT THE BULLET BILL NUKE??? hELPPP ???

What Has Mario Done.

[myrrhderjuice]

Dance, Dance, Romance

It was a huge bummer when it rained. The group was gonna go down to the beach, get some ice cream, and stargaze before school started again. But mother nature had other plans for this last week of break, good thing we did too.

Instead of completely canceling the beach thing Arden suggested we go to the arcade. Then to his parents beach house for the night. After checking with parents, we came to the conclusion that it would work for everyone.

Currently, I was kicking Braidy’s butt at Dance Dance Revolution.

“Ugh! Screw you and your dance lessons!” Braidy exclaimed, sounding frustrated but with the biggest smile on her face.

Braidy and I met at a dance studio. We danced together for three years at that studio. But then Braidy’s parents pulled her out to do a “real” sport. Even with several parents telling them that it was in fact a sport, they still pulled her out and put her in softball. If it wasn’t for her encouragement, i’d be playing softball too. Instead she told me, “Keep going with dance, you’ve got something there.” 

“I still have to go to one of your recitals, Dianna.” Cleve had been clapping as I took my bow off the DDR machine.

“The recitals are more for the little ones, I do the competitions. So yes, you still have to watch me win a dance competition,” I pause, looking over to Braidy, “again.”

I looked over at Arden. He was smiling at his phone, texting someone. I walked over to him. The closer that I got I realized his face had turned red, and I immediately changed my path toward the prize booth.

I looked at my options to choose from, the space I had left in my bag, and tickets. 5260 tickets. I looked to my right and saw a Nerf gun for 2800 tickets. Bingo. I pointed to it and handed over the tickets. I stuffed both the remaining tickets and prize into my bag and zipped it up before my friends saw what I grabbed. It would be a surprise later tonight at the beach house.

“Hey Dianna!” I turned to where I heard my voice come from. All my friends had gathered at the arcade doors, Cleve had an umbrella in his hand. “We’re headed out!”

“Be right there!” I replied. I watched them step out as I put my raincoat on.

I jogged to the door and stepped outside. Braidy and Cleve had taken the backseats of Arden’s car, leaving me shotgun. Braidy and Cleve swore to Arden and I, and on our own, that they had zero feelings for each other. “It would ruin the friend group! Why would we do that?”

After I got settled in the car I leaned over to Arden and whispered in his ear, “They haven’t ruined the friend group yet.” When I sat back he had a smirk on his face, agreeing with my statement.

For about a year now, I’ve thought of Arden as more than a friend or a best friend. I’ve thought of him as my brother, to make it simple. It’s so easy to hangout with him. We play Minecraft, Stardew Valley, Mario Kart, and there’s nothing awkward between us. At Least I don’t think there is.

Recently he’s been texting someone a lot and his face goes red every time. I suspect it's a girlfriend. But I don't ask about her. If he wanted me to know, then he would’ve told me. Everytime I see it happen, I do get a small awkward feeling. But then it’s gone as soon as he puts the phone down, or I walk away from him.

“Sleepover time!” I hear Braidy yell from behind me, followed by her screams as she opens the car door and runs into the rain.

I grab my stuff and follow her out, a little quieter than her.

~~~

After rooms had delegated and beds set up, we turned on Jaws on the living room TV. Cleve had his arm around Braidy. Arden and I tried to take pictures of them for when they started denying their feelings again.

“Guys, it stopped raining. We should go do something outside!” Braidy paused the movie and started running, Cleve right on her trail.

Arden went to the door, “Dianna you coming?”

“Yeah, checking my phone. I’ll be out in a minute.” I smiled at him. He gave me a soft, kinda cute, smile in return.

I almost grabbed the Nerf gun, but something inside me said not to. So I headed on outside where everyone had already gone down the steps to the sand. Once I joined them in the surf, a splash fight had begun between Braidy and Cleve. I let them have their moment and went to my own little spot to start doing a dance with the water.

“That was gorgeous. Wow.” Arden spoke breathlessly. I felt that awkward feeling again.

“I bet gorgeous is the word you use the ‘gorgeous’ wit your girlfriend to, huh?” I teased him, the awkward feeling was gone.

I saw the silhouette of his face contort. “Girlfriend? What do you mean?” He took a step toward me.

“You were texting her earlier, at the arcade.” I took a step toward him.

I felt a droplet of water hit my arm. The rain would start again soon, I could feel something like electricity in the air.

“No, I was texting my brother, the one currently deployed. He was teasing me about this girl I like.” He spoke, not defensively though, almost like he wanted me to know more, to ask about more.

I took two steps forward. The awkward feeling was back.

“Would I know this girl?” I asked, taking him up on the offer to know more.

“Yes you would, just not the way I know her.” Arden took two steps forward.

“How would I know her?” I took my last step. We were so close our chests almost touched, but not quite. “Is she a perfectly poise girl your parents would love?”

“No. Not at all.” He took an unexpected step forward. Arden grabbed my hands and held them by my side. “She’s gorgeous, graceful, genuine, but above all she is competitive. She’s a friends stick together type of girl. She’s a prankster type of girl. She’s a girl who’s such a wonder, she is named after Wonder Woman.”

He stopped talking. The awkward feeling had turned into something more. I looked into Arden’s eyes and didn't see a friend, or a best friend. I didn't see a brother, but I saw a lover.

“Arden, is this girl you like, is she, me?” I spoke curious.

“You didn’t need to ask. You knew all along.” He chuckled. I looked down, embarrassed.

I felt more rain droplets. Coating my arms, my head, my face once I looked up. I felt a tear fall out of my eye.

“I didn’t know. I had to ask. Arden, for the past year I’ve thought of you as a brother. I’ve looked at you texting your supposed girlfriend and felt awkward. I couldn’t describe the awkward feeling so I called it brotherhood.” I paused, inhaling. “I know what it is now though. Because of you I know what I had been feeling was love.” I let go of hands and threw my arms around his neck.

Arden wrapped his hands around my waist. We stood there on the beach for a few moments, letting the rain fall around us and on us.

“Thank you Arden.” I spoke into the spot where his neck met his shoulder.

“Dianna, I love you.” He pulled out of the hug, still holding me at my waist, and looked into my eyes. “May I give you a gift, Dianna?”

“What kind of gift?” I felt bad for wanting to tread carefully, but I’d only discovered that I had a crush on Arden about two minutes ago.

“A kick-ball-change, inside turn, shuffle, slide.”

“A, what?” I was so confused.

I thought over the words he'd told me, as the rain picked up density. Arden loved to give me puzzles to solve, and I had another one to add to the book of solved.

I quickly raised my lips to his and kissed him. After a couple seconds I broke the kiss and answered his question, “Yes. Yes you can give me a kiss!”

Arden moved his hand to hold my head. “That's my smart girl.” He brought my face to his and, unlike last time, our tongues shared a dance under the rain.

There was a small flash of light that caused the dance to break. Braidy and Cleve had gotten a picture of us.

“I’m gonna get you for that!” I yelled at them.

They started to run, and I almost chased them, but Arden held me back. “Give them a head start. Dance with me instead?”

So, sure the rain had been a bummer, but by the end of the night Arden and I had turned that bummer gun into summer fun.

(A/N: I will take requests for little short stories like this. If its something simple do an "ask" or message me. If it's got a little more complexity please message me about it.)

[iamheadphones]

June 11, 3027

Addie’s foot tapped against the floor. Her eyes stared at her phone. Over each and every name and information. Three names. Three names were all she had left. She needed to remove two more, yet there was no way to do so without further action. She couldn’t wait any longer. She pulled out her communications app, and went straight to Chase’s contact. She quickly typed in the chat. “Do you have any idea on how to remove one of the names from the list?” She pressed send, and almost immediately a bubble with three blinking dots to go over. “I have an idea. Why don’t you record something in his room? That way you can see if he says something incriminating you can remove a name. You have ample opportunity.” The text read. Addie smiled as she lept off of her chair. She raced to her door to see Elliot walking down the stairs. She made a quick, yet quiet dash to Elliot’s room. She opened the door before closing it just enough to appear shut. She made sure her phone was on silent, her headphones were disconnected. She placed it on record, making sure the flash was also off before looking around the room. She looked at a half bare bookshelf, and noticed a few photos. She grinned as she placed her phone behind the two photos before sprinting out. She shut the door quietly, and sprinted down the hall to her room. She quickly darted inside it before peaking out as Elliot walked back up the stairs with Evan by his side, and food in their hands she smiled as she crept back in her room. She quickly ran up to her bed and looked at her toys. She noticed a magenta and purple stuffed bear she had named Hattie. She grabbed it, and hugged it. “So Hattie in order to not be suspicious we must pretend to be going on an adventure, or something.” Addie said as she looked at the bear. “Wait! You haven’t seen me play Mario Kart!” Addie exclaimed. She grabbed the bear and rushed down the ladder. Out of her room, and down the stairs. There weren’t very many people in the living room or kitchen. Either they were in their own room, or at work. The only people there were Robin, Chase, Jessica, and Rain. “Excuse me.” Emily said as she slid past Addie. “Oh sorry.” That’s when Addie took notice of how Emily was dressed. She was wearing a yellow button up shirt over a white tank top, a dark gray skirt, and a pair of white socks, and a pair of dark gray shoes. On her back was a black bag. “Why are you dressed like that?” Addie asked as Emily turned back around. “Oh I have to go to court for something.” Emily said as Addie raised a brow, and watched as Emily left the house. Addie shrugged as she walked over to the couch and sat down next to Chase who handed her a controller. Addie put Hattie on the “So we just wait until dinner.” Addie whispered. “Yep.” Chase replied as he placed his phone to his side. The game was already set up for two players. Leaving for the two to go ahead and pick their characters. Addie moved her controller over to Princess Daisy. While Chase moved his over to Link. He pressed the A button and the two picked their carts, and a map before beginning the race. So far the race was going smoothly. Well smoothly if you were Chase. As he was now in the lead. Addie reached down in her pocket to pull out her phone. Only to remember she didn't have it on her. She sighed as she could've sworn she could feel the soft foam pressing against her ears. Covering them from all the world had to offer. Then a ping rang out. At first she paid no attention to it. Afterall everyone in the room had their phones on them. That was until she caught some movement from the corner of her eye she looked over at Chase.

[17boyzz]

mario kart set up - choi seungcheol

genre: fluff, non idol!au

seventeen as romantic tropes - seungcheol as your best friend’s older brother

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you laid awake in your best friend’s bed as she slept next to you peacefully. every time you were at her house now, it always felt like you were there for the wrong reason. of course you adored your best friend so much and you loved spending time with her in her home, there’s just another family member who’s also on your list of people you’d like to see. that family member being her older brother, seungcheol.

it was wrong. it felt so wrong to be having a conversation with your friend, and your mind begins to drift off into another world where seungcheol was yours. another world where they weren’t related, and it would be okay for you two to have a relationship. another world where he’d look at you as not his little sister’s best friend. it was wrong to lay next to your best friend as you think about her older brother in the next room. it was wrong laying next to her as you thought about laying in his strong arms, how you’d affectionately kiss his neck before going to sleep, how you’d make it a routine to give each other forehead kisses before sleeping. it was wrong, but why did you love it so much?

with your mouth drying up from the deep breaths and sighs, you made your way down into the kitchen, getting yourself a glass of water. you pondered to yourself for a bit, what if he came down here? what if he talked to me?

you got your hopes up, but even after waiting a few minutes and hearing nothing, you eventually gave up and headed back up the stairs. the dark hallway was suddenly lit up with the dim yellow light coming from the bathroom as the door opened, seungcheol stepping out of it.

“oh my- i’m so sorry” you whispered, immediately covering your eyes.

“oh, don’t worry, it’s fine. why are you up, anyways?” you hear him flick the light switch off, causing you to carefully uncover your eyes.

“i just couldn’t sleep is all” you shrugged, slowly dropping your hands from your face. you had deemed it safe enough to see. you could still make out his buff and toned figure, but there were no visible details to view, making you sad yet grateful he wouldn’t have to see you like this.

“so you decided to walk the house and catch your best friend’s older brother half naked?” he joked a bit, and although you picked up on it and even heard the humorous tone he had, the comment still sent you into a slightly defensive mode.

“i- no! no i promise i didn’t mean to! i just went down to go get water and as i was coming back up you just kinda happened to be here, you know? i promise i wasn’t purposely trying to see you shirtless i-“

“whoa whoa y/n calm down, i was joking. with someone like you, i really don’t care” he chuckled a little at your reaction, taking a towel to his hair.

“anyways, it’s late and you should really get some sleep. especially before my sister wakes up. you’re her best friend, who should know how it goes” he made his way over to his room to walk in and shut the door, but not before popping his head out for one last word,

“good night, y/n” he called lowly before shutting the door to his room.

“good night, seungcheol” you whispered back, even though he couldn’t hear it before shutting the door to your best friend’s room, reclaiming your spot in bed.

unbeknownst to you, seungcheol had immediately pressed his ear against his door to catch anything you would say, and barely, just barely, heard the quiet whispers of a good night back, making him smile and blush wildly.

-

it was just two days before you were back over at your friends house again, this time sitting in the living room playing mario kart. you couldn’t deny the two of you were being extremely loud, with shouts and screams of excitement, shoving each other every time one overtook the other.

“god, what is going on down here?” seungcheol pokes his head from the stairs to see what was happening.

“i’m kicking y/n’s ass at mario kart, that’s what!” your best friend lied and you instantly defended yourself -

“excuse me? i’ve beat you three times in a row by now! if anything, i’m kicking your ass!” you fired back with a rough shove towards her, making her lose her 3rd place spot.

“y/n!” she shouted, trying to get you back, but you’d dodged just in time.

“do you wanna play?” you asked seungcheol. your best friend looked at you with a questionable expression, as the two of you never let seungcheol in on any of your mischief, no matter how much he asked.

“i thought you’d never ask” he smiled, taking a seat next to you, and not his sister.

“cheol, take over for me. i’m going to go find another remote” she handed the controller over to seungcheol, getting up to find a third controller in her room.

“i’m going to beat you by the way, y/n. just cause my sister is bad doesn’t mean i’m bad” he gives you a little smirk, a little smirk that distracts you a bit too much before turning his attention to the tv, now easily taking your first place spot with you distracted.

“oh you little…”

“little what, hm? finish that sentence, babe” he nudged you a little bit as the controller felt loose in your grip. babe?

“you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?” you asked, trying to get your head back in the game.

“don’t you like it?” he now pat your thigh with one of his hands, easily guiding his character over the finish line with the other.

“seungcheol… we… i… can’t…” you whispered, the game now forgotten.

“my sister doesn’t have to know, if that’s what you’re referring to, by the way. she doesn’t have to know anything” he spoke in an attractively low voice.

“you’re bad, don’t you know?”

“you’re even worse, liking your best friend’s older brother?”

“seungcheol, you make it sound like we’re 20 years apart or something” you pushed his shoulder a little bit.

“you’re cute. dinner tonight at 7? i’ll pick you up” he ‘asked’ but it was more of a request that you just couldn’t deny him of.

“okay…”

“hey guys i’m back, i couldn’t find another controller” your best friend came back just in time, plopping down in the same spot next to you.

“doesn’t matter, i just beat y/n for you. you’re welcome, by the way” he hands the controller back, getting up from the couch.

“leaving already?” your best friend questions, and he just shrugs.

“i’ve got older brother things to do… like taking your best friend out to dinner” he winked before heading back up to his room, leaving you to face your best friend and she gaping jaw.

[quixotic-writer]

Truth or Truth?

Request: Anon

Summary: Q and Sal are in a double punishment. Q is hooked up to a lie detector and is forced to answer questions about his relationship with his girlfriend who just so happens to be Sal’s sister. Whether he likes it or not, the truth will be revealed.

Warning: Smut ahead!

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“Well, seems both Sal and Q have lost the episode.” Murr announces to the cameras with absolute joy that for once he wasn’t the one being miserably punished. Sal and Q nod their heads in defeat and chuckle out of fear of what awaits them on the stage beyond the curtain of the theatre they were stationed at for the day.

“Which means a double punishment is out there waiting for you guys.” Joe says with an equal level of glee as Murr.

“Can we just get to it now, I'm sweating buckets and I just wanna get this over with.” Sal says as he wipes his hands on the sides of his pants to rid his palms of the sweat that was building up.

“Okay, okay. Let’s get you guys out on that stage!” The two men are laughing as the other two did as they were instructed. There on the stage were two chairs. One of those chairs was next to a table filled with wires and equipment, the other had rope surrounding it. Sal and Q both look at each other with eyebrows raised in question of the curious set up. “Sal you will be taking the chair on the left, Q you get the chair on the right next to that machine we’ll get you hooked up to.” The minute he heard the phrase ‘get you hooked up,’ Q knew exactly what the boys had in store.

He complied without saying anything, it was a punishment after all and it’s not like he could evacuate or run away anywhere. He watched as Sal was sat in his chair and tied up good and well to it.

“Guys I thought this was a double punishment. Why am I just being tied to a chair and Q getting hooked up to a lie detector test? What are you gonna do? Ask him how many times he’s fantasized about fictional women while jacking off?” Sal laughs. Little did he know what the guys had in store for this special use of the lie detector test.

“So our buddy Q here has been dating Sal’s sister – (Y/N) – for quite a while now.” Joe said with a toothy grin on his face. They watched as Sal’s face dropped immediately to shock and disgust.

“So we’ve hooked Q up to a lie detector test and we’ll be asking him a few questions about their relationship.” Both Murr and Joe were laughing. “But wait! It gets better!”

“There’s only one audience member besides us here.” When the lights brightened slightly, rows of chairs could be made out now in their line of vision, and so could the one solitary audience member sitting front and center: (Y/N).

“That’s Sal’s sister!” Murr says with jubilation. You could watch the color completely drain from Sal and Q’s face.

“That’s right Sal, you have to look at your sister and your best friend as we ask all these questions and you have to hear the honest truth about it all no matter how dirty.” Sal was freaking out wanting to break free of the constraints that bound him to the chair. He was begging and pleading for anything else as the two winners of the episode were laughing at his fruitless pleas. Q had his face in his hands and his face was regaining its color in only a single shade. He was red as a fire engine knowing exactly where this was about to go. He lifted his head slightly to be met with the eyes of his lover. She sheepishly waved with a smile and he did the same.

“There’s no escaping or compromising a punishment Sal, you lost and this is what you get!” Sal had stopped thrashing and now had his eyes set on the ceiling staring off into nothing. “Let’s start with the first question!”

“Let’s start easy: Have you ever kissed her,” Q huffed as his eyebrows furrowed together. What a silly question, “With tongue?” And there was the searing bit and his expression was wiped clean off of his face.

~

It was early on in their dating days, they decided on a movie night at Q’s place. It was warm and cozy, intimate and serene. She had her head resting on his shoulder and his arm was wrapped around her, holding her in close so that he could be closer to each and every piece of her. Because they were together for only a short time at that moment, Q feared making moves as to not upset her and cause a rift between him and Sal. It was already hard enough getting Sal warmed up to them, it would make things worse if he accidentally made a move she wasn’t comfortable with and Sal would have even more reason to disapprove of what they had going on. So while he seemed relaxed, he was actually freaking out on the inside.

That’s when their eyes locked on each other, her hand was placed gently on his cheek as she smiled and started inching in closer. Her hand was moving in closer and he went with it, seeing as all the signals were there and he was given the green light. Their lips met and he could taste the popcorn on her lips, he went in for another, and another. She felt addicting, he loved it and wanted more. That’s when her tongue traced along his lips, he hesitated.

“Don’t be so stiff B. I know you want more.” She whispered against his lips. She was right, that’s when things started getting heated. He brought her onto his lap, she was then straddling him and their lips met with each other once again, parted and allowed their tongues to intertwine. He could taste her so much better and he knew he was in deep.

The rest of that evening was truly memorable.

~

“Y-yes.” He answered honestly.

“He’s telling the truth.” The polygraph reader spoke as he watched the readings carefully. Sal’s face contorted in disgust as laughter echoed through the theatre.

“Next question: Have you done it on Sal’s bed or in his house?” Q squeezes his eyes shut.

“Brian I swear, you better think long and hard about how you answer this. You have house sat for me many times. If you say yes.”

~

Sal was away on a comedy tour and to go visit his mom. Q was handed the responsibility to watch over his house and make sure that everything was kept clean. Sal stated that he didn’t mind if he stayed the night at his place if he ever drank or if he just felt like it, so long as everything was kept in proper order when he came back. That much Q could do. He never said anything about his girlfriend being over as well.

It started as it always did: chilling out in the living room. They were playing Mario Kart together and the competition was getting heated. Nothing made Q happier than having a girlfriend he could play video games with, especially competitively. Both of them already started playing a little dirty, bumping each other playfully, blocking their view of the screen during important jumps, and so on. They were having the time of their life until she took things a step further.

As they were on their second lap, she sat on Q’s lap and started circling her hips. Q had a hard time focusing on the screen now that something else began to catch his interest. She kept going and she could feel him starting to grow hard under her. He bit his lip to not moan and show weakness and focused as much of his attention on the screen as best as he could.

“(Y/N). T-that’s cheating. You play… Dirty.” She had her eyes on the screen and now added noises as she gyrated her hips.

In the end, Q crossed the finish line first and ended up winning.

“Well, B. Looks like you won.” She said with a devilish smirk on her face, “I guess you’ve earned yourself a prize.” She slithers down to her knees and settles between Q’s legs as he sits on the couch. She pulls down his pants along with his boxers as his member throbs in front of her eyes. Q’s lips are already parted as his breath hitches at the sight before him. She licks her lips and immediately takes him as far into her mouth as she could. He lets out a low groan as his eyes close to take in the sensation.

“Fucking hell baby.” He says as his hand goes to the back of her head as his hips start to work and fuck her mouth. He was already aching for release as she was grinding against him, so his inevitable end was already building up like a skyscraper. “(Y/N). Sweetheart. God. You’re gonna make me cum.” He was at the edge of absolute euphoria, he had control of her as he tangled his hand in her hair and guided her faster up and down his cock until he shoved her down and released in her mouth. “Swallow.” He commanded, and she did exactly that. All evidence of his climax gone. He pulls her up for a kiss before lifting her and allowing his feet to carry them to where he would now be staying for the night: Sal’s room.

~

“Do I really have to answer this one?” Q asked as he began sweating profusely as he remembered each sensation pertaining to his answer.

“Hurry up and answer! You’ve never had problems talking about your sex life before tough guy.” Joe criticizes.

“No.” A blatant lie and they all probably knew. This answer was proven false after the polygraph interpreter stated so. Sal was glaring at Q and Q dared not make eye contact at that moment.

“You guys have ravaged my house for a punishment before, but SEX in MY HOUSE?!?! Not only that but WITH MY SISTER?!” Q wanted nothing more than just to disappear.

“Next question. Oh this one's good!” Q closed his eyes again, bracing himself for the next question, “Had she ever called you daddy?” His cheeks felt like they were on fire now. “Not like how you refer to yourself when talking about your cats either. You know exactly how we mean it.”

~

The room was filled with the sounds of the bed frame squeaking and moans eliciting from open mouths along with steamy breath that stuck to their skin. Q was thrusting his hips roughly into her as she raked her nails down his back, leaving her own mark on him.

“You like that baby? Like when I fuck you hard?”

“Yes! Yes!” Her words felt like they were being forced out of her with each snap of his hips as he hit just the right spots to drive her crazy.

“Yes, what?” He asked her as he slowed to an agonizing pace. She wrapped her legs around him to try and speed things up, bringing him in closer despite knowing it wouldn’t do anything until that one word was uttered. “C’mon (Y/N). Let me hear it. Yes, what?” His hot breath fell in her ear and sent chills through her and she could feel her clit throb as she bit her lip and moaned at the authoritative tone.

“Yes daddy.” His hips picked right back up as the familiar sound of skin on skin began to echo once again in the room. “Fuck I love it when you fuck me like this. Harder. Please, daddy.” Each time she said it, it brought him closer and closer to climax.

“God I love when you call me that sweetheart.” He licked his thumb and began rubbing circles around her clit as he continued working his hips against hers. Whining as she felt her climax begin to wash over her, Q wasn’t that far behind as he began to grunt and moan with each thrust as he felt her tremble beneath him. “Gonna cum baby, you’re so perfect.”

~

Q wondered if the air conditioning in the place was even on. If it was, they needed to crank it if not his shirt was sure to be drenched in sweat by the time this punishment was over.

“Uuuh.”

“Not an answer buddy.” Q really didn’t want to answer this. He could feel Sal’s gaze boring holes into him. He knew how his best friend felt about his relationship which is why he never said a thing about their sex life like he had with previous relationships. He respected Sal that way and always made sure to treat his sister well. But the pickle he was in now was making this dynamic extremely difficult.

“I uuh.” He was choking on words. There was no sense in lying, but maybe, just maybe if he believed hard enough he could trick the lie detector into believing he was telling the truth. He took a breath, said over and over in his head that he was telling the truth, steadied himself, and “no.” He tried saying it with honest conviction.

“A lie.” Yup. He definitely wanted to crawl in a hole now. All three of the other men were hollering at the answer. Q looked at (Y/N) and she was just as red as he was but she was laughing. He wasn’t sure how she could be laughing at this moment, but for some reason it put him slightly at ease knowing that this wasn’t torture for her like it was for him.

“Okay last question Q.” Sal had been mostly silent for the last few minutes and Q just knew that Sal wanted him dead or something else. He was lucky there were restraints holding him back because god knows what would have happened if he wasn’t. Q was mentally bracing himself for something absolutely revolting that he would have to answer for, something that would really make Sal lose his mind. Dildos, sneaking off on tour together to have sex, road head, he was ready to answer for it and face the consequences. “Do you love her?”

~

It was early in the morning and sun peered through the windows of his house. As he opened his eyes, there she was. Her eyes closed and her breathing steady, all the cats were curled up around her and all were surprisingly still asleep as well. She was dreaming and he knew it. Seeing her so peacefully asleep made him happy. It wasn’t only that. It was knowing she was happily asleep in his bed, next to him that made his heart flutter and burst with joy. Waking up and seeing her was unlike anything he’s ever felt.

He crawled out of bed carefully. In the kitchen he began to cook up some breakfast for them and also to feed the needy little kittens. As he was at the stove, he heard her shuffle in. He looked over his shoulder and saw her, eyes hooded and still half asleep, a little smile tugging at her lips, hair covering most of her face. She was just the most beautiful person ever and he couldn’t think otherwise.

“Morning sunshine.” He says with a smile on his face, voice still groggy from waking up.

“Mornin’ B.” She made her way over and hugged him from behind, leaning on him as she closed her eyes, inhaling deeply smelling his morning musk and the food that was cooking. “Smells so good.” She mumbled. His heart was just exploding and he couldn’t stop smiling.

As they ate breakfast, she spoke most of the time and that was just how he liked it. He never tired of her voice, never tired of hearing her talk, never tired of being around her. She noticed the dopey look on his face as she spoke and she stopped and gave him a bit of a side glance and a smile.

“What’s with you this morning Bri? You’ve been acting all mushy. Not that I'm complaining or this is out of the ordinary.”

“I just like hearing you talk.” He said truthfully. “And it’s just–”

~

“–I love her.” He spoke with a smile on his face. “I really do. No doubt about that. There’s no one else I've been more in love with than her. Every part of her. Good and bad. I love her.” He looked her in her eyes, recalling each countless moment they’ve had with each other. Every time he was around her, he felt like a high schooler again. So bashful, so in love, hopelessly so. There was no one else for him.

“It’s all true.” The polygraph reader spoke with a smile. Sal looked at Q, then looked at his sister and saw them just entranced with each other. Hearing everything Q had to say was true made his anger quickly slide away. He wanted his friend to be happy, he couldn’t keep them apart. Despite thinking this was an absolutely terrible idea at the start, perhaps this changed things.

“That’s it Q. Interrogations over.” Both men were released from their punishment prisons and were left to face each other.

“So. You really love her, huh?” Q smirked as he felt the butterflies thinking about her again.

“More than you could imagine.” He said with confidence. He felt her arms wrap around him and he turned around to see her eyes sparkling like constellations at midnight. He wrapped his arms around her tight and gave her a kiss.

“Listen, I know i’ve been hard on you Q. Just protective of my sister y’know?”

“I get it, Sal. But I can promise you wholeheartedly that I’d never do anything to hurt her ever.”

“Might wanna hook him up to the lie detector again.” Joe said as he walked by. Q rolled his eyes.

“I know. I just want you to promise one other thing.”

“Anything.” Q leaned in attentively.

“I never wanna hear anything about your sex life ever again.” (Y/N) snickered as Q felt his face heating up in shame again.

“Deal.”

[il-mio-tesoro]

rosalie hale x fem!reader smut 18+

Warnings: nsfw, choking, degradation, fingering, face sitting, oral (female receiving), possessiveness, mistress used, pet used as a petname, blindfolding, very light bondage, sub/dom dynamic??, praise and a tiny bit of exhibition??

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LOWER CAPS ON PURPOSE LMAO!!

i had been dating the elusive rosalie hale for a while, she had been sweet, and caring and lovely, and just a wonderful person.

never would i have thought she'd be like this in bed.

we were hanging out at her house, and she watched emmett and i play mario kart, while i sat in her lap. i wore a loose vest and a matching pair of shorts, like i usually would when i was sleeping at the cullens.

"dammit emmett!" i screamed, for what felt like the 100th time that night.

he laughed loudly, "can't help that i'm better than you!"

i scowled at him, "rematch!"

he shrugged, "you're the one losing."

rosalie rubbed your shoulders gently, while jasper laughed at our antics, "c'mon, sweetheart, you can do it. even if you don't, remember he has supernatural reflexes."

i turned round to peck her lips, "oh, i'll win babe, just you wait."

ding

ding

ding!

the dings signalled the beginning of the race, and we immediately started mashing buttons. i focused on nothing but the screen, wiggling in rose's lap as if i were in the kart, but she didn't mind, all she'd do it laugh.

"...c'mon!" i shouted, about to finish the 3rd lap a fraction of a millimetre before emmett.

"yes!" i said, jumping up from rosalie's lap. "i beat you emmett! you, officially suck!" i turned to jasper, "i won! i bet i can beat you now, sucker!" i rambled, launching myself into his arms like i'd done many times before.

he was taken my surprise, so he hadn't had much time to consider his hand placement, and accidentally ended up resting them just above my ass.

i spun round and out of his arms, to face rosalie, "i won, babe!" she looked pissed. "i'm sorry, babe. what's u-" I began, but she cut me off, bitterly. "head up to our bedroom, sweetheart."

i almost ran upstairs, but not after hearing my vampire mate snarl at jasper and follow me.

she slammed the door behind her, and gently pushed me onto the bed, silently asking me if i knew, and was okay with what she was about to do. though stunned, i was more than okay with this happening this way.

she crawled above me and pinned me in. "you know you're mine? don't you?" she growled.

i heard booming laughter from jasper and emmett, and a quick 'ow' from them both shortly after it had begun, a slap had been delivered, presumably by alice.

i cleared my throat, "o-of course i do, love."

"then why," she started, trailing a finger down my jawline, "did you throw yourself at jasper?"

"i, well, i got giddy and hugged him when i won, i only have eyes for you, ro-"

"ah, ah, ah. that's not it, darling." she said seductively, "why did you let him touch you right-" she grabbed your ass, "-here?"

"it was higher than that, i swear rose!" i pleaded genuinely.

she looked deep into your eyes again, asking for permission. this wasn't a something you two hadn't spoken about yet. i smiled and nodded.

"hm... might show you who you belong to.. would you like that, pet?"

i blushed and became a stuttering mess, "i-" i was once again, interrupted by laughter.

"ow!" i heard emmett shout.

"we literally can't help it! we have supernatural hearing!" jasper.

"then leave." alice, bless her heart.

i heard the front door open and close.

"answer me, pet. you like that, don't you? being called pet."

"m-mhm."

she grinned and snaked her hand underneath my shirt and groped my boob and i bit my lip to keep quiet. "c'mon darling, i want to hear your pretty noises." rosalie said, helping me sit up.

"arms up." she muttered. i listened without delay, and she immediately pulled my top off and pushed me back down, "no bra, naughty girl." she tutted, hand creeping around my throat.

i moaned, involuntarily. rose grinned, "another thing you like? wow, i thought figuring you out would be harder. but no," she said trailing a hand up my front, "you're a dirty girl, aren't you?"

she pinched my rosy nipples, and i moaned slightly louder.

the blonde atop of me began massaging my breasts, kissing them, licking them, pinching them, you name it.

i pressed my legs together, and moaned more. i shrieked in shock and pleasure when she delivered a bite to my bud, rosalie only smirking at me, snaking a hand to my thighs, and using it to hold them apart, "patience, pet."

i whined at the lack of friction, but she continued her attack on my nipples, until i reached my breaking point, "rose! please, just- ugh!"

she stopped, and smiled innocently, "what darling?"

"you know, babe!"

she leaned down, and whispered in my ear, "in bed, you call me rose, or mistress. got it, pet?"

i groaned softly, and my face flushed red. "y-yes."

she licked below my ear and i shivered, "yes, what?"

"yes, mistress."

"now... what do i know?"

i turned my head away from her, "don't make me say it, rose."

she grinned, almost predatorily, "why ever not, darling?" she said sinfully.

"i'm in a house with your vampire family, i don't want them to hear."

"do it. i want them to know you're mine."

"i love you rose, but they're mated pairs, like us."

she beamed at me, with a glint in her eyes, tightening her grip on my throat a bit, not enough to hurt me though. "maybe i'll have to show you we're a mated pair then, pet."

she stripped slowly, exposing her matching red underwear set, then she took a dressing gown belt of a hook, and walked back to me with a sway in her hips.

"you're so beautiful, rosalie." i said, genuinely smiling at her.

she smiled softly, before returning to her dominatrix act.

"arms up, darling."

i obeyed without a second thought.

the red silk of the belt tied my hands to her white bedframe, a perfectly sinful contrast.

i tugged gently, and saw that i couldn't undo them. my breath caught in my throat, but i soon calmed down, knowing she wouldn't do anything to harm me in any way.

i saw her walk away again, this time returning with her black scarf.

"can you lift your head, please?"

"mhm," i said, smiling.

"i would never hurt you, y/n." she said, breaking out of her persona, and placing a tender kiss to my lips.

"i know."

the smooth material covered my eyes, blinding me, my face burned, again, and rosalie chuckled.

"your secrets keep unravelling, ma chére."

i felt her straddle my hips, and sturdy herself by pressing her hands on my chest.

a tear sounded through the room, my shorts. "rose! i liked those shorts!"

"i'll buy you new ones."

a finger traced her inner thigh, and her index and middle finger pressed against her panties, "so wet. all for me?"

i gulped, "y-yes, mistress."

she moaned at the name, and lightly ground her hips into my abdomen.

another tear filled the room, my panties. "you're lucky i don't like that set too much." i grumbled.

her hand came back up to my throat. "and you're lucky i don't punish you for that." rose slid off her stomach, and kneeled in between my legs.

"head up." i lifted my head, to which she pulled the scarf off.

"keep your eyes open."

she dragged her index and middle finger through me heat, all while maintaining eye contact, and gently sucked on her fingers. "so sweet... and wet." she grinned.

rosalie put the scarf back on me, putting me in darkness again.

her cold breath fanned my mound and she blew on my clit. i moaned an ground myself into the mattress.

"such a whore... all for me." i moaned again at her use of whore.

"rose..."

"what's a good girl like you enjoying being called a whore?" she asked innocently, probably grinning.

her cool tongue gingerly touched my slit, liking a stripe from the bottom of it right to the top, flattening her tongue over the clit.

"oh my... rose." i whimpered, moaning louder.

though she had no experience with girls, she ate me out expertly.

her tongue flicked over clit again, and made her way down to my entrance, slipping the tip of her tongue in, before pulling it out as fast as it went in.

i became a moaning mess, as she started to rapidly flick her tongue over my clit. my hands begged to lodge themselves into her hair.

"rose-" i cut myself off with a moan, "i-i'm gonna cum."

"hold it." she said, barely stopping her actions.

her movements became faster.

"mistress- i can't hold it for m-much longer!"

her hand reached up and pinched my nipple, before whispering, "cum for me, pet."

i released, and rose kept going through it.

"like honey." she said. kissing you with her lips covered in my juices.

"thankyou, rose."

"oh, you don't think i've finished have you? i told you i'd show you who you belong to, did i not?"

i nodded shyly, probably blushing.

"words please, darling."

"y-you did."

"you did, what?"

"you did... mistress."

"good girl." i whimpered at the praise, and she kissed me again.

"precious girl. praise kink, you have no idea how cute that is."

suddenly, she inched a finger into my heat, pulling moans out of me already.

"only one finger. guess the first orgasm made you very sensitive, hm?"

"m-mhm."

her finger curled, just as she introduced a second one. "oh my god, rose, it feels so good." you whispered, knowing full well she could hear you.

she pulled them out, and thrust them back in, repeating the action several times, forcing needy moans out of me. "aw, you're so needy it's cute."

"i'll let you cum, but if you don't do it in, hm... 10 seconds, i'll leave you for the night, deal?"

"deal, rose."

her lips wrapped around my swollen clit, and her fingers moved faster into a heavenly spot i didn't know i had.

her fingers tapped on my thigh every second and in between the fifth and the sixth, i released onto her face and i felt her grin into my heat. she gave my clit a final kiss, and pulled off the scarf.

her eyes were warm as she straddled my abdomen, smiling.

"you did so well, darling."

i pouted, "you didn't get to cum, rose."

she tutted, "i wanted you to feel good, honey."

"but i want you to feel good, rosie."

"well then, what would you like me to do?"

i frowned, "don't make me say it, rose."

she tapped my nose and crossed her arms over her chest, "then i guess i won't be doing anything."

i sighed melodramatically, "...sit on my face." i mumbled.

"pardon, pet?"

i went scarlet, "s-sit on my face, please." i said clearly.

"as you wish, darling." she said, mounting my chin, and gasping when my tongue darted up to meet her wet clit. breathe through your nose, i thought to myself.

i flicked my tongue against her cool clit, her body reacting by thrusting into my mouth. i tried flicking faster, and she grabbed the headboard, using it to help her grind into my face rhythmically. "such a g-good girl." she said, before the room descended into her moans.

"darling, i'm going to cum." when she said this, i laid my tongue flat onto her clit, and dragged it down her slit, until she released into my mouth.

she dismounted, and i smiled at her, "did i do good?"

"perfectly." rose said, while untying my wrists, throwing the ribbon elsewhere. "i'll be back in a moment, don't move."

thinking of your moment gave you butterflies, and true to her word, she returned with a soft wash-cloth, a pile of clothes in her hand and a dressing gown on her. she started of by wiping my face, and she then gently wiped my heat, trying not to over-stimulate me.

"get these on, and we'll get you a snack and a drink and afterwards i'll run you a nice bath, okay?"

"okay, i love you babe." i said, pulling on her slightly larger t-shirt on and a pair of my shorts.

she opened her bedroom door for me, "i love you too." she said, while wrapping an arm around my waist and leading me downstairs.

she lead you into the kitchen, where she gave you unneeded help onto a stool, and scuttled around for food.

alice, edward, carlisle and esme walked in slyly, emmett and jasper joining from outside.

"chocolate sound good, honey?" rose shouted from a cupboard.

"yes please!" you said, blushing from the cullens' collective smirk.

emmett and jasper hopped onto the stools either side of you, smirking, "so-"

"emmett, don't." edward warned, and alice gave jasper a smack round the head.

"whatever your thinking, don't."

esme and carlisle gave your shoulder a squeeze, adding more rouge to your blush.

rosalie handed you your favourite chocolate bar, and gave you a quick peck.

esme smiled at you, "camomile tea, dear?"

"yes please, esme."

edward wretched, "rosalie control your thoughts." he said childishly.

i almost choked on my chocolate, "babe, you better not be doing what i think you're doing."

"i would never!" she said sarcastically, placing a hand to her heart, "after all, you're mine."

my head fell into my hands as the cullens' laughed, "shut up rose!"

"here's your tea, dear."

"thankyou."

"i love you, y/n."

"love you too, rosalie."

alice snickered, "more like mistress and pet."

"ALICE!" the couple shouted, simultaneously.

"I knew you would!" emmett shouted at alice, picking her up and spinning her.

"we win!" jasper gloated, while the parental figures and edward just laughed.