#i love him so fuckcing much

[seven-stars-in-his-palm]

Ford pines for headcanons?

YES FUCKCING YES GIRL!!!!!!!! LETS A GO !

A (Realisitic): lovessssss doodling on paper. has an affinity for eyes (;]), swirlies, scribbles, and creatures. whatever he can get his damned hands on he will doodle on it and he will do it happily. my boy's an artist ❤️❤️

B (Not Realistic But Funny): honestly in canon ford's probably into music too much but i can see him being an period music fan. abba, queen (teehee), freetwood mac, david bowie, etc. that's just his VIBE to me, not in the crowley way but in his own strong inks and cigarette smoke way. i associate thoss things with him as well as anythinf existing before 1982 with him alot if u didnt know. i still see something and go "ford missed this 😔" or "ford didn't miss this! 😁" in a sad or happy tone at least once a day /srs. oh i love this guy

C (Heart-Crushing): this kinda collides with D but im keeping it in that category. soul crushing? ford never knowing what to hope for in regards to stan on the other side. whenever he has time to think about it, he isnt sure whether to imagine him in his house or dead in a ditch, and the mystyer honestly scares him more than he'd like to admit. ford kinda treats it like schrodinger's cat in a way--as long as he never confirms, it could really be anything, and that absolves him of any potential guilt. so. (also: that he celebrates holidays out in the multiverse too, when possible. makeshift menoras, pastries in substitute of bday cakes, lighting sticks during new years. just for the sense of grounding. ALSO alsohe's spent at least 3 birthdays in a prison cell or very hurt. so. yeah)

D (Unrealistic but FUCK CANON): has always stuggled with addiction, especially with antidepressants or alcohol. thus sort of snowballs into a whole "if this makes me feel good i cannot have for more than needed" but still ends upgrappling with it anyway. he suffered MAJORRRR withdrawlel when portal stranded and since then swore off it bc he drank the most under bill's influence. it's very important to me and i need more fics about it sooooooo bad, bc while i HAVE written my own, i think someone else is needed to do it justice. now that im remembering this i HAVE read some with this hc and they were beautiful and i need to reread them again and i need to REWATCH THIS DAMN SHOW SO I CAN READ AND WRITE SOME FIC AGAI .... also there IS some evidence as extracted by @/callipraxia (need to find that meta again) but i DOUBT that would ever be canon bc of the kid show rating. (watch the book of bill canonize this seven fucking months from now. i swear to god..../j)

TY FOR THE ASK!!!!!! 💖💖

[harryfeatgaga]

anyways harry loves edging so much 😋 telling you to be a good girl and stay still for him while he teases you until you lose your mind 😋finally you start begging "please I can't wait any more i just need- please just make me cum harry i can't-" and he's shushing you gently, kissing at your neck saying "I think you can give me a few more can't you? been such a sweet girl for me and I like it when you cry" 😋 you're still so desperate saying "I don't know how long i can-" but he whispers against your skin "don't worry about it, just a few more then I promise I'll make you cum so hard, hm? how's that sound baby? you know it feels better when I play with you a little bit first" and he's right so you nod 😋 he gives you a few more minutes to calm down, nosing at your skin and kissing everywhere before he wipes the stray tears off your cheeks and gets back to it 😋

OHBHHHHFJDJDJSDHDJ MY FUCKCING GODDDDDKWDBKSJSJAKASBSNNSXJSKSK

[groovinomicon]

Commander Colt, My Beloved.

So idk if y'all've noticed, but I am fiercely in love with the entire clone army. All of them. All the clones I love all of them No One can stop me I just want to love them immensely.

Anyways I'm drawing again bUT I HAVE BEEN DRAWING NOTHING BUT THESE BOYS so here's ARC Commander Colt, my beloved, who I have drawn Huge because I say clones should all be Huge and if anyone questions me I will point Vigorously to movies like River Queen as evidence for Why Clones Should Be Big Strong Thicc Boys.

[tk-writer]

need more lee!yamaguchi in my life and if i cannot find it i will create it

[krustybob]

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unfollow me now this is the only thing im going 2 be physically capable of thinking about for the bnext MONTH at LEAST

[lesbianau]

louis has the softest profile in the entire world like i could genuinely, seriously stare at the side of his face for the rest of my life and be happy

[heckolve]

although pb Definitely wasnt miles’ father figure i gotta say i Did Fucking Love seeing pb’s fatherly side coming out more and more?? like going from ‘uhg kids are annoying and whiny and clumsy this is why i dont want kids’ to having a blast teaching miles how to swing around to being the one whos like ‘hey wait stop--’ when the other spider guys were pressuring miles to seeing that miles was def in no shape to be going with them to that machine and being stern and stopping him for a whole different reason than when he tried stopping miles in the beginning and then being like ‘!!! i love you im so proud of you!!!’ when miles meets up with them n has control of his powers like. i love him........ ik its probs scary that he dosent know whats gonna happen w/ his children genetics wise and that hes not exactly. like. the Ideal dad but....... hes gonna be a great dad n i really hope things work out for him dkjkdjjf

[popcornpoppin]

hi.... horny anon here and i just read asking permission and am deceased

You looked at his back with bewildered eyes and when he turned around, meeting your gaze, he only shrugged before saying “Come on, we need to get ready for the meeting”.

this little-- the teasing-- 😫😫

leaving you horny and flustered

how did you know my name?? 🤨

Grabbing the door handle he paused before he slowly turned around, one hand still on the handle. His eyes were dark and stern as they bore into yours “If you so much as think of playing with yourself I'm not touching you for a week” and with that he fully opened the door and entered the bathroom before shutting the door behind him.

i- sir- that's too much stop SKSHSKNSKSBSIS

“We never finished what we started this morning darling” he rasped as a cocky smirk grew on his lips, knowing the effect his words had on you.

FUCKC YOUUU idk what is it with you and your exhibitionism ideas but they do something to me and make me question myself sometimes 😳

“Fuck that´s where my fingers belong -” he murmured into your ear, kissing your earlobe. “- riiiight there” he smirked, curling his fingers as he found your sweet spot; making you moan loudly.

i GASPED I GASPED

However you never got an answer as the door was suddenly pulled open, revealing Plutarch and Coin, with the rest of the team entering not long after.

WOWOWIWIWOOOOOIOOOOOOO that's hot

“Make me” you spat back, wanting to get back at him for how much he teased you earlier.

YN IS SO BRAVE I LOVE HER

“I want your eyes on me at all times baby” he explained before enveloping your clit with his mouth and picking up the pace with his fingers.

eye contact is hot im gonna cry

“N-no Finnick, no more, I´m too sensitive” your voice shook as you spoke and you anxiously eyed his every move. Finnick didn't answer you and made no comment on the action before moving your legs apart, his cock sliding against your thigh as he moved closer to you.

is that cnc i dont know but it does something to me and i am rethinking everything i know about myself

“Fuck, that´s it my love. A little faster for daddy now”

for- 😳 for da- 😳😳

You let your head fall back against the headboard, your eyes roll into your head in ecstasy

yes that's how i look like rn reading this

“You keep saying that honey but the sounds you´re making are telling me something completely different” he pointed out

as i said before.... hot...

“I know what you want, baby, better than anyone else - even yourself. I know you´ve got one more round in you..”

as i said before 😵🦋😵🦋 x2

“Are you too sore for round two?”

never 🥰😋

THAT WAS SO GOOD and it was your hottest fic i think 😭 and the blood?? idek how to comment that my mind short circuited somewhere in the middle of reading 😭

pls i’ve been excitedly expecting your incredible reactions💖😏

the teasing - what can i say i love when he riles her up. idk why but it annoys me more if it’s the girl teasing the guy (depends on the teasing but yeah🙈)

HORNY AND FLUSTERED ANON PLS💀✋

….i love assertive and very dominant finnick… he does indescribable things to me

THE EXHIBITIONISM LISTEN- idek like irl i could never but in fics >>>> (like i don’t want anyone seeing them but them doing it and no one else knowing, the risk of being caught>> them having to stay quiet and suppress moans>>>>) i’m glad my smut makes you question your kinks😌💖😁

PLEASE ITS SO- the power finnick has over us

oooh you like them interrupting huh? 😏

PLEASE I LOVE WHEN Y/N CHALLENGES THEM BACK AND ISN’T JUST WEAK AND SUPER SUBMISSIVE STRAIGHT AWAY

yesss it is and him pausing until she does as he says 😏

uuuuuhm well 😅 i honestly don’t know if it counts as cnc, that’s why i just add dubcon warnings but maybe i should add a cnc warning 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ it wasn’t my intention but i get how it reads that way YIKES

heh heh, i just had to slip that in there 😇 just like finnick slipped into y/n

oh i’m glad😌💗

him being in full control>>>

him being possessive and asserting his dominance bc someone else dared look at you>>>

PLS YOU AND @andvys HAVING THE SAME REACTION TO THE ENDING more like round 4 but whatevs finnick

THANK YOU OMG🥺💖 listen- blood is,,, there’s a reason i made a blood suggestion for call out my name 😏

[mayoiayasep]

Ask game: mugen train. In any way you wish to interpret this.

ha. ha ha *rolls up sleeves* h a

so fucking first of all :) we're talking about rengoku because as much as his death might have been narratively satisfying I will literally kill for that man his backstory makes me so fucking sad. Like first of all? during the dreams scene with enmu? he didnt even get a fucking good dream?? Tanjirou got the dream with his family, zenitsu got his dream with nezuko, and inosuke got his dream about defeating the train-spider-fucking-thing which tan and co as his minions. but rengoku?? got jack shit???? and he deserved a happy dream about his family so fucking bad but did he get it?? no :)) he had to go through telling his father about him being promoted to hashira and have his father brush it off like it was nothing and everytime i think about that a part of my starts screaming and crying simultaneously. and god then there's the scene with senjuro. i swear the least gotouge could've done was give that man a happy dream with his mom before fucking killing him off!!! like, akaza bestie you're amazing and your backstory makes me cry but also sweet christ i would throttle you if i could

and im still not done, because now its time for my tanjirou rant of the night

kyouharu gotouge, you mean to fuckcing tell me, that you made tanjirou go through the pain of loosing his family, walking away from them even, and then showed basically no side effects on him mentally?? really? this fifteen year old fucking boy, you put him through all that and literally showed jackshit on how it affected him. Yes you could argue that by loosing his family it affected him and he started to care more about nezuko. that was at the beginning of the fucking series, right now im talking about the fact that he probably had to start grieving his family all over again, and then he had to goddamn fucking kill himself to get out of that dream. And then he fought enmu, who put him asleep again, several fucking times, and then he had to fucking kill himself, several fucking times. tanjirou is one of the sweetest and kindest boys in that universe and i love him to death but there is no way in hell he did not struggle in some way after all of that. and heck, thats not even where the manga ends

[pervyyzimniysoldat]

Ramble about the Finale and TFATWS in general

That character development. Holy fuck. My god. FINALLY. Finally we were given what we deserve. Seeing Sam struggle and step up into the Cap role, seeing Bucky fight his trauma & himself, seeing him find ways to heal. Seeing the people around them, the people who aren’t superheros with superpowers but who are SO IMPORTANT. Finally!

The plot... wasn’t it for me, chief. In my opinion it was muddy and shifty and not really that interesting. Karli was a weak character, she didn’t get enough backstory, enough of build up to how she got where she was. I also don’t appreciate the ‘young socialist turns into a murderous psychopath’ trope. Miss me with that shit. Blergh.

Sharon... No. Just no. FUCK no. Imma be real with you, I never liked Sharon much past Winter Soldier - there she was fantastic. In civil war she was ehhhh at best, unfairly treated by having a romance WITH HER FUCKCING UNCLE IT TURNS OUT forced on her but... ya know, thats a whole another rant. Turning her into a villain... is ridiculous. Wasn’t even well executed. Is only minimally better than giving her another love interest. Not my vibes in this pot.

SARAH WILSON IS THE QUEEN OF MY HEART. My god, I am so happy we got her! Not only is she Sam’s family, not only is she a real sibling, who loves but also bickers and gives/takes no shit, but she was a wonderful mum, wonderful woman, a wonderful and real character all around. Love, love, love.

Don’t crucify me but Zemo? 👀👀👀 That motherfucker stole half the show!! Daniel Brühl is a phenomenal actor and he did a phenomenal job. Zemo got some substance, some sass, some comic relief aspects. But I think we should have seen more of his dark sides too. As much as I loved him, I wish we’d have seen more of the evil inside.

Uncle Bucky healed my soul and I will never emotionally recover from this

I am so happy we got Ayo and the Wakandans to show up and help (cos superheros need another sugar daddy with Tony gone lol) but I wish we had gotten moooooooooooore of them, give us moooore

[scary-lasagna]

Hey, I would like to request some Offenderman fluff with an s/o that‘s very sweet and kind but also a bit weird and kooky! Thank you!

I love writing for him so much omg. Thank you for asking!! I think I went a little too overboard with the kooky part but that’s okay xd

This boi is extremely wacky and kooky himself, so everyone expected 'great things' when you got together.

He's really just an annoying trouble maker tbh.

If you do something weird he'll counter it by doing something weirder.

Like picking you up on his shoulder and spinning around a lil.

And did I mention this bOi Is tOL 

Especially when he wears The Boots(tm) 

So when he picks you up. YOU WILL ASCEND.

Will do those weird pitchy moans like the 13 year boy he is just to annoy you.

He’ll just be doing something simple like pulling out a chair to sit down, “aAuH yeAh”

Which will rile BEN and Jeff up

To the point where Slender may or may not have to threaten then with a wooden spoon

He's also very playful.

So expect playfighting that started over something stupid like how you two brush your teeth differently. Or he'll say something dumb which earns him a smack on the arm and before you know it he's trying to pick you up to yeet you onto the bed.

But they usually end with you being restrained by tendrils.

Sometimes he'll let you win, though.

You showed BEN your tongue for emphasis as a joke.

Offender saw it and can't stop making weird anime faces with their tongue out.

Please tell him to stop.

It just makes everyone uncomfortable.

It's a common occurrence to see him carrying you in various positions to stop you from doing something.

Usually it’s to stop you from seeing how many slices of cake you can eat in one sitting.

Other times it’s because you need a break of dealing with the dumbasses so Slender doesn’t have to.

He fuckcing loves you so much.

Because not only are you so fun to be around,

but you're hella nice too.

To which he kind of melts at.

Especially when you check in on everyone?

Slender will kind of be in awe at how well everyone listens to you.

Funny AND respected?

Offender will just look over with a shit-eating grin.

Like, "Yeah, that's my s/o."

He'll return the sweet gestures in the bedroom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What THe FUCK why is the LenNY face BacKwARDS

And by in the bedroom I mean he'll let you lay on him while he feeds you chocolate and fruits and candy.

Bc you need to treat yourself 

Some times he’ll be half asleep coming into the kitchen late at night to see you drinking pudding.

Not eating.

Drinking.

"S/o, you, uh, you okay?"

.

With a mouthful of pudding,

g u l p

"Mmhm."

He’ll join you, of course.

[pocasu]

6 12 17 giana make an info sheet for ur ocs I cant be math lady meme everytime i see themdbndnfkd

WHICH FUCKCING OCS LIMA GIVE ME A NAME AT LEAST😭😭 I'm doing Lin and Taro😘

6. What’s a movie they can quote from start to finish?

Lin: Amadeus probably, just by virtue of being Orchestra Kid Supreme

Taro: Howl's Moving Castle because of course he can; he likes to be extra dramatic whenever Howl's lines come up

12. What’s a skill or craft they would like to master, but haven’t?

Lin: Letting go of past mistakes😔 Also he'd like to get more into woodwind instruments but he loves the timbre of strings too much

Taro: He hasn't mastered chugging drinks while laying down flat yet he wants to do that

17. In 40 years, what will they be the most nostalgic about?

(I already did this for Taro so I'll just do Lin)

He would actually look back on bickering with Taro with a fond memory I think. And, like Taro, he'd miss being able to baby the twins and Aria (that doesn't stop him though).

[xebastii]

ik the triwizard tournament like died after the cedric incident but i keep imagining what it would be like if a next gen kid ended up being a champion and now im obsessed with the concept

in fact time to headcanon (they’re all seventeen)

albus: we all know this dude would put his name in, whether it be to stick it to his dad or prove something to himself or probably both. he might win? but i feel like his own unbridled ambition to really just.. make something of himself and do better than his dad did in the tournament would get the better of him. probably runner up. IF he won, harry would kinda just.. aha that’s my boy? bc he’d still feel kinda awkward showing affection towards him. also the press would be the worst about it when comparing him to harry so that’s a big OOF. anyhow harry would try to find a personal way to show how proud he was, like prolly a father-son bonding trip or smth bc the Blanket didn’t do well. if he died.. harry would grieve. like really bad. for forever. that’s his kid. and he’d have so much regret that he chose to pursue something just to break out of his old man’s shadow like FUCK. also scorpius would cry for literally the rest of his life over it, so... h.

scorpius: fear? FEAR? i feel like scorpius wouldn’t willingly put his name in bc a.) it’d scare his dad shitless and b.) it’d scare HIM shitless and c.) it’d scare albus shitless, so it would either have to be done on accident or through a dare or when he’s drunk or smth. he probably wouldn’t win tbh, but he’d have a fighting chance bc to BE chosen means you’re a great wizard??? like AMAZING? he’d doubt himself too much to really like do his best tho i think. IF he won, draco would be so proud? but also like “why would you put your name in you’ve caused enough gray hairs i love you but jesus christ child”. if he died...... sad draco hours. like. REALLY SAD. not just sad, devastated, depressed, grieving, destroyed, shattered. that’s his only true family left man. albus would also be fucking devastated for life bc god that’s his........ best. friend. bf. boyfriend.

james: yeah this guy has winner potential. he’d def put his name in himself (maybe on a dare but prolly on his own whim), and his confidence would go a long way. if he won, harry would fuckcing!!! GO FERAL! bc that’s his son and he has the Coolest Kids in the world and ugh. harry loves being a dad (fck you mr “sometimes i wish you weren’t my son” I DONT KNOW YOU). he’d be more open w his congrats and affection bc james is more outgoing than albus. if he died harry would be a lot more open w his grief, bc he knows that james is reckless and that’s prolly what caused his death ultimately? albus is too “ugh,, dad,,,, i don’t need you” for him to be entirely open in the case of his death but he’d be sad if any of his kids died, none more or less than the others. he loves them??? more than. anything

teddy: BIG WINNER POTENTIAL. as he’s a hufflepuff and head boy and just generally a great kid, he’s got so much skill?? like definitely?? he’d probably also honor cedric’s memory bc hufflebuddies!!!!!!! so that’s sweet!!! if he won, his whole house would like shake the freaking roof- w congrats- and love- and other hufflepuff things idfk im a slytherin. and harry would just KAODHOWJD! bc he’s more insecure about if he raised teddy well enough bc his life was split between andromeda and him (plus he was super young), so that’d just be a massive Proud Dad Moment. and remus n tonks r like :) from up there too. if he died, literally so much devastation? i feel like teddy would be super well respected amongst students like cedric was, and it’d just.. cause ripples. but hey at least he’d get to meet his bio parents who love him so much :’). might write a fic for that

lily: would put her name in, but probably as a joke or to be like “ugh to heck w you @ older brothers/cousins”. i get a winner or runner up vibe from her? like she’s wild. feral. would snap ur fingers off if you touched her awesome red hair without asking. if she won, harry would just “oh god, she’s crazy,,, that’s my daughter” and his chest would just swell w pride and KOWNDOWJISSHJDBTHE CURSED CHILD IS INSANE HARRY WOULD BE A WICKED AWESOME DAD. if she died, fck. fUck. Man. like teddy, i have a feeling she’d be really popular and respected, so it’d also make waves. and i hc lily as wanting to be a HECKA AUROR and that she’s like bomb at potions. so harry would just,,,,,,,,, h. at all those lost dreams. like albus hadn’t quite settled on what he wanted to be other than “not dad” and james’ was constantly changing, but lily was so.. outspoken.. and determined abt it..

rose: she seems the most likely other than teddy to be a HUGE contestant, and would def put her name in and study and train and just get swole w knowledge. if she won, hermione would actually keel the fck over like shit. ron would lose his collective mind. just proud parent moment. def a party. lots of high-fives. if she died, jesus fuck,,,,, hermione, first of all, would probably have twenty eight and a half mental breakdowns, bc hermione is a fact driven woman and the anguish of losing a CHILD is,,,, its a lot. it’s literally the worst thing. she wouldn’t know How To Deal. like she CANT deal. ron would be a lot more,, “agh” about it. hurt to his fucking core but he appears aloof and uncaring because that’s just. a piece of him. gone. and ron is very common sense/gut feeling driven and him and hermione together dealing w it would be,, better than going through alone, but not ideal

thnk u for coming 2 my angst fest, im crying.

[thotantics]

Okay not the right format BUT is there any kink that you are SURE someone in BTS has? And if so would you indulge in it w them?

welp this is a fun topic LETS DIVE IN

jimin I think would be into overstimulation, orgasm control/denial, giving and receiving and im 🤤👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥

is it cliché to say namjoon has a daddy kink at this point??? bc I'm still all about that life i don't care

i feel like jk has a bit of a pain kink and its hard for me to hurt someone during sex unless its w my teeth but i 10000% wanna scratch and bite and choke and just RUIN that pretty boy bc i think hed love it so so so much

i think yoongi likes anal a lot idk why??? is that even a fetish idfk but he can have my entire ass idc its HIS

not to show my bias but i think tae must have a lot of fun, "weird", interesting kinks and id be thrilled to try any and everything with him but mainly bc i think he's a True Switch so any f this would be go both ways, specifically: temperature play, breath play, blindfolds/gags/restraints, i have ALWAYS said hes got an impregnation fetish and into cum play and im........so down with literally anything he could ever wanna do/try even tho im pretty sure my baby has a foot fetish and that's nasty its ok man whatever suck my toes i dont fuckcing care i LOVE you

eta: I FORGOT TO MENTION TAE BEING INTO PORN N I RLY WANNA WATCH PORN W HIM OK THATS ALL BYE

[younghosbff-remade]

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[lazy-duck]

agh fuckc

little brothers are frustrating

my little brother is entering his second year of uni. he had a mostly successful first year, and certainly got more credit hours done than i did in my own first year.

but he needs to retake some classes now. which is not such a big deal by itself, no matter how much our mom wants to pretend otherwise. except he is now trying to take them at the same time as his other required classes.

which means he’s now taking on almost double the workload he successfully pulled off last year.

he could easily take the other required classes later. in fact, he went to more trouble to enroll this way than he would have if he postponed some.

i love my little brother, i do. and i understand he is not me, and just because i could not in a million years do what he’s trying to do here does not necessarily mean anything for his chances. 

and i understand that this is his choice to make.

and he thinks he can do this.

(or at least he’s committed enough to this course of action that trying to talk him out of it is just making him more stubborn.)

i think he’s making a mistake.

it’s his mistake to make.

(i did make an effort to talk him out of it. as did our dad. he still wants to do it.)

i’m not going to try again. he’s made it clear our arguments aren’t swaying him, and i don’t want to alienate him or like, later on if he does need help i don’t want him to be reluctant to ask for it because it would be ‘proving us right’ or something (any more than it already will be, by this point).

but i wish he wouldn’t do this, so i’m venting about that here.