My WTTT / WTTSH headcanons because I'm mentally ill...
Florida is part alligator. Not a lot, only a small percentage, but still. He's got small patches of scales on places like his ribs, his hips, shoulders, shoulder blades, and his tail bone (haha). His teeth are also sharper than normal, but not noticeably so.
New York is a trans guy. That's it. He's a trans guy. <3
California has BPD. This is just me projecting, but whatever. His fear of abandonment is made worse by the fact literally nobody likes him. But that's fine, because I like him. He's my babygirl <3
Texas loves teaching people about cowboy hat etiquette, but he's talked about it so much that nobody wants to hear about it anymore. He loves his cowboy hat and cowboy hat etiquette <3
Cal used to steal Texas's cowboy hat and wear it, and Texas flusters every single time. He doesn't know if Cal knows the rule or not, and he doesn't want to tell him.
(Cal absolutely knows the rule)
Florida also steals and wears Texas's cowboy hat. He makes it clear he knows the rule. Texas repeatedly rejects him because he thinks it's funny. No harm done.
California has little bear ears under his beanie!! They're adorable!! He's adorable!! I adore him!!! <3
Florida has a crush on Texas
Florida has a crush on Louisiana
Florida has a crush on California
Florida has a crush on Alaska
Florida has a crush on New York
Florida had a crush on Hawai'i. She rejected him and they both moved on.
Florida has an Alligator stuffed animal.
Alaska is part moose and has the little ears and horns under his hat! He's also got the tail! He's precious! And such a bitch! <3
Texas is short, but buff. It's one of the things Alaska makes fun of him one. He's the second biggest state (land-wise and muscle-wise) but he's SHORT! He's 5'6 and will kick anyone's ass.
Would it be cruel of me to make New York part rat...?
Fuck it, I'm doing it. New York is part rat. He's got the tiny ears, his eyes are red, he's got a tail, his nails are more like claws, etc etc.
SPEAKING OF EYES! CALIFORNIA'S EYES USED TO BE GOLD, BUT THEY'VE DIMMED AND ARE NOW A BROWN-GREEN!!
That's all I have for now. If y'all wanna add to this, feel free! :D
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