#queernerd bs

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Whenever Bart is overstimulated, the best way to calm him down is to press a cold soda can to his cheeks / general face area.

It confuses the fuck out of Tim, because he sees temperature change as another stimulant and would absolutely destroy him if he was overstimulated. But it always helps Bart for reasons he cannot explain.

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Tim tried to teach Bart how to skateboard. It went alright, but was still absolute chaos.

Bart fell on his ass at least four times, Tim laughing every single time.

Bart: "we should add rockets-"

Tim: "no."

Bart: "but-"

Tim: "no. You can barely stay on with normal speed, do you want to fall on your ass a 5th time?"

Bart: "okay, but consider, I'm used to superspeed"

Tim: "still a no."

Bart adds a bunch of stickers on the bottom of his board. The first one he adds is a Robin sticker, which Tim may or may not cry over.

Eventually Bart gets the hang of it. He can't do cool tricks yet, and struggles a little when he goes too fast, but at least he doesn't fall after going a few too many feet. (Tim has a video collection on his phone of every time Bart had fallen. He shows it to the rest of Young Just Us as payback when Bart steals his ice cream.)

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Please accept this FloCali drawing I did before I disappear for another year /exagg

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My WTTT / WTTSH headcanons because I'm mentally ill...

Florida is part alligator. Not a lot, only a small percentage, but still. He's got small patches of scales on places like his ribs, his hips, shoulders, shoulder blades, and his tail bone (haha). His teeth are also sharper than normal, but not noticeably so.

New York is a trans guy. That's it. He's a trans guy. <3

California has BPD. This is just me projecting, but whatever. His fear of abandonment is made worse by the fact literally nobody likes him. But that's fine, because I like him. He's my babygirl <3

Texas loves teaching people about cowboy hat etiquette, but he's talked about it so much that nobody wants to hear about it anymore. He loves his cowboy hat and cowboy hat etiquette <3

Cal used to steal Texas's cowboy hat and wear it, and Texas flusters every single time. He doesn't know if Cal knows the rule or not, and he doesn't want to tell him.

(Cal absolutely knows the rule)

Florida also steals and wears Texas's cowboy hat. He makes it clear he knows the rule. Texas repeatedly rejects him because he thinks it's funny. No harm done.

California has little bear ears under his beanie!! They're adorable!! He's adorable!! I adore him!!! <3

Florida has a crush on Texas

Florida has a crush on Louisiana

Florida has a crush on California

Florida has a crush on Alaska

Florida has a crush on New York

Florida had a crush on Hawai'i. She rejected him and they both moved on.

Florida has an Alligator stuffed animal.

Alaska is part moose and has the little ears and horns under his hat! He's also got the tail! He's precious! And such a bitch! <3

Texas is short, but buff. It's one of the things Alaska makes fun of him one. He's the second biggest state (land-wise and muscle-wise) but he's SHORT! He's 5'6 and will kick anyone's ass.

Would it be cruel of me to make New York part rat...?

Fuck it, I'm doing it. New York is part rat. He's got the tiny ears, his eyes are red, he's got a tail, his nails are more like claws, etc etc.

SPEAKING OF EYES! CALIFORNIA'S EYES USED TO BE GOLD, BUT THEY'VE DIMMED AND ARE NOW A BROWN-GREEN!!

That's all I have for now. If y'all wanna add to this, feel free! :D

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GOTHAM CITY IS CANONICALLY LOCATED IN NEW JERSEY

METROPOLIS IS USUALLY SEEN IN EITHER DELAWARE OR NEW YORK

GOTHAM CITY AND METROPOLIS ARE RIVALS

NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK ARE RIVALS

THEY SHALL NOT ESCAPE THEIR RIVALRY, EVEN IN ALTERNATE FANDOMS

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Creepypasta + Marble Hornets as random shit I've heard people say/do

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Jeff: "I've got this, guys, trust." *proceeds to completely miss the ball*

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Toby: "That is one long schlong"

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Ben: "If I just cry at you, will you move?"

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Smiley: "They won't survive programmed death"

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Ben: "Insects have societies, do you think they have a Joker?"

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EJ: "I need the meat in my mouth ASAP"

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Jeff: "The Autism. It does wonders"

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Ben: "God Damnit, I should become Jesus!"

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LJ: "Haha, jokes on you, I'm tall and obnoxious"

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Toby: "I'm just gonna sit here and sluttily eat pizza"

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Brian: "So, I read an article-"

Tim: "Holy Shit, you can read!?"

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Ben: *Playing a video game*"OMG, YOU'RE FATHERLESS, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!" *deep breath* "I don't rage you guys."

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EJ: "I can't see shit, but I'll allow it"

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LJ: "why are you still crawling around? You're dead."

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Toby: *singing* "Me and my husband, we're doing better"

Tim: "I can't believe you just started mitski-ing at me"

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EJ: "It's supposed to change to purple. If it doesn't change colour, it's a negative"

Jeff: "What if it changed to a different colour?"

EJ: "Then that would be concerning."

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Okay, but consider: Cecil Palmer and Jonathan Sims are both cats, they're just 2 different kinds of cats.

Cecil: Orange Cat. He's a little deranged, and really stupid, but in an adorable way. You'd think he's on drugs, but no, he's just like that. Probably obsessed with the local puppy, who is confused but accepting, if a little excited. (The puppy in this situation is obviously Carlos)

Jon: Black Cat. Most people don't like him, some people try to hurt / kill him, and he absolutely does not deserve it. He's a "symbol" of bad luck, or something, but he's really not that bad. He's a bit of a menace sometimes, but he's usually just Some Guy™

Anyway, I love these two, and idc if this is out of character because they're my little meow meows (hehe) and I get to decide their characterizations /hj

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Xornoth: *tries to take over the world*

Scott: "this is why mom doesn't fucking love you!"

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Thaddeus Thawne headcanons because the brainrot still hasn't gone away.

-His favorite colours are green and purple

-He had a crush on Tim, and has a crush on Kon.

-He might've had a crush on Cassie too but was honestly too scared of her to explore the idea any further.

-He's transmasc and bisexual

-He learned to skateboard by watch Bart and Tim, but was actually good at it (unlike someone *cough Bart cough*)

-He hates shirts with sleeves and wear exclusively tank tops.

-In addition to this, if he ever acquires a shirt with sleeves, he will simply cut the sleeves off. No matter what, he will cut the sleeves off.

-He listens to Insane Clown Posse and his favorite songs are Chop Chop Slide and To Catch A Predator

-He also likes Fuck The Police by Kottonmouth Kings featuring ICP

-He and Kon bond over ICP and other bands they like (Kon's favorite ICP song is In My Room and I Want My Shit)

-He refers to Bart as his twin sibling/brother, and anytime someone tries to "correct" him he gets really really upset because "GOD DAMNIT, THEY'RE MY BROTHER! HE'S MY SIBLING, HE SAID SO HIMSELF! THEY REFER TO ME AS THEIR BROTHER, WHY DON'T I GET TO DO THE SAME!?"

-He adores animals a lot, but doesn't want any pets because he doesn't think he could take care of one.

-On that note, he loves the song Cops / Dogs by Destructo Disk

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Catch me brainrotting over TimBart again, don't mind me haha

Just. Have this. <3

Happy Holidays!!!

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AO3 IS DOWN!?!? HOW WILL I READ ABOUT MY FAVORITE FUNKY LITTLE GAYS FALLING IN LOVE!?!? I CAN’T BE GAY DO CRIME IF AO3 IS DOWN FJDDSKADAJFHJHFA

NNAAAUUURRRRR

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FWip: *cheats at the obstacle course and kills Katherine for the crown*

Scott: "oh, I can't believe you've done this"

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Fuck the rest of you, Tangled!AU DoorKeay. Or just GerryMichael, whichever you prefer. Just. Yes.

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Idk if it's the autism, or the fact I'm polyamorous, but I have always been a multishipper because I never understood the idea of someone only having one partner.

Like, yeah, if the character is only compatible with one character, that's fine. I don't mind. But like, why do die-hqrd shippers think only one ship is good and all the others suck?

Like, in my Haikyuu phase, I was a major multishipper. Hell, I made up crackships because I thought they would be fun and cute.

I just never understood the thought process. Multushipping is so much better.

You don't have to he a multishipper, but like. Trust me, it's a lot more fun over here than in the corner of "MY SHIP IS CANON AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS SHIT"

Anyways, stan JonTim, JonMartin, JonMarTim, TimSasha, etc etc.

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If you’re still taking drawing requests, how about a Wanda Maximoff (MCU) x Killer Frost (The Flash) crossover with them being girlfriends?

You get flat colour because you asked for MCU Wanda /lh /hj

On that note, I hate that they whitewash Wanda in the MCU, so I did my own design that's kind of a mix between MCU and Comics? It's my own design, that's it.

Also, I haven't watched anything Arrowverse related, let alone The Flash, in what feels like forever, so. I did my best, haha

I hope you enjoy!

Let's Go Lesbians!

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If you don't take your favourite underdeveloped / inconsistent side character and make them basically your own OC, are they really your favourite?