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rapidhighway · 4 months

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nngnngg nhhnnnggg hnnnggggg can't I just draw like that one person why is their art so good why are their ideas so good I'm literally seething from envyy gggrhhrrhdd

#i need to be locked uppppp #AAAAAAAAAA #im so jealous i cant be jealoussss auuurghhhhh i have to optimistic about my art i have to be nice AAAAAAAAA #i need to be ripped to shreds there i do not have enough resolve to sit down and work enough to make my art better #i can just seethe #everything i draw is not enough its never enough im never going to improve why am i like this ououuugh #i ised to draw so much i used to actually IMPROVE now i feel like im stagnating in the worst way im #im not even stagnating im getting worse and more lazy with my art and im not coming up with anything good either #sewer slide #rattling the bars of my cage #i need to be sent to the rock

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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Wei Wuxian 🤝 Maleficent: Not being invited to a child's birthday party but showing up anyways (to make things worse).

(for @youremysunshine8)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jin ling #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #The joke here is that the glue is a 'curse'. The golden hat is now a party hat *forever*.#The prompt was just 'wwx celebartes jin ling's birthday' but what is an uncle if not a force to be reckoned with?#YLLZ would rock the Maleficent garments. I think we need to consider the implications of a possible crossover AU.#He would be *that* petty bitch who shows up uninvited like “oh...widdle old me didn't get to come? Get cursed idiots.”#This one comic sent me on a deep dive on the history of glue. There is a lot of history on glue.#Humans will see two objects and go 'I need to find a way to put those together'. Not to mention the amount of variety in glues.#I am now imagining the YLLZ doing his dark research on glue. The forbidden techniques to creating forever glue.#Glue so good it can piece a soul back together. Xue yang wishes he could get his hands on that recipe.

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bonefall · 3 months

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Heads up! There is going to be a very long and detailed post about making sausages dropping in a few hours.

It's got a big red content warning and a readmore, so nothing is going to get gruesomely dropped on you, but make sure you add "butchery" or "cw butchery" to your tag filters to be extra safe if the idea of processing animal carcasses is upsetting to you!

It also has an image of sausage casings before they're scraped. I tried to whack the post with as many CWs as I can think of but I'd recommend "cw meat" or "cw organs" if you need them.

#I also kinda started infodumping about sausages in general #It's a lot more of a food post than a lore post #And that's because 1. I'm hungry and 2. I want to make a whole official warrior bites entry on clan sausages #Delving into how the sausages tend to be different between Clans because of their environments and preferences #The person who sent the ask seemed to be requesting technical info #So technical info they GOT #Funfact about me. One of my ancestors sold hot dogs for a living.#You all jest about silly American in the hamburger mine working hard for 1 rock and roll disk.#But I am from proud lineage of hotdogslingers. I have no need of rock and roll disk #I hot dog out of pride. For honor. A lone ranger.#''Gee Bones why do you like food so much'' my blood is hot dog water #Also I am not squeamish at all. Like. I'm chronically unsqueamish when it comes to meat and overestimate the comfort of other people #SO I try to make up for it with ample warnings like this #Since I got some new followers who may not be used to the Regularly Scheduled Strange Topics or how I do stuff.

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buwheal · 11 days

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Yessir, boss man! See you on the other side. o7

#i need to work on my schedule because im always tired and its later in the day when i finish these so i head to befd #now i have to wait :grr: /j #the palette will shift for a bit before i get it down so if it looks weird dw about it #love him so much heas so sillay #[you've got mail!]#spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #waiting for you......... because hes so. attached.... this time i felt nice and it was maybe a couple hours or so rather than days #whatever.... kicks a rock......... /j #eeby aurghhh #there was only one related ask so if the answer is not the best thats why loll nobody sent any for AFTER he came back #just be under the assumption that this was sent and then came through to him /later/

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izel-scribbles · 4 days

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listening to part 28 at school got me shellshocked soldier meme-ing again.

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pochapal · 11 months

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btw for reference Here are all the spoiler glimpses of beatrice's form i've been accidentally exposed to for the sake of transparency and also so you can know how surreal/funny it is for me to be unravelling the meaning of this vicious murderwitch in canon while also seeing occasional iceberg tips of what seems to be some kind of extremely thorough and comprehensive blorbo memeification going on. i think you guys are doing some breaking bad fandom shit to this woman.

#umineko liveblog #one's the icon of the exe file of the game so unavoidable #and one was a random pfp so only having two legit spoilers sent my way isn't a bad track record #pointedly Not thinking too deeply about any of this to not ruin anything for myself #but i will say i'm very amused by how beatrice is seemingly presented as this whimsical jester-like figure who is pro trans rights #very funny considering her only confirmed action in the story was to viciously and spitefully murder a dysphoric twink (kanon)#how fake trans rights beatrice fans look when a REAL murderwitch rocks up #none of this is influencing my thinking since it's obviously all out of context Jokes with no basis in canon #but i think the discrepancy between the presentation of beatrice in the text (elusive haunting horror figure)#and the presentation of beatrice in this limited slice of fandom memes (silly girl. trans ally?) is baffling and fascinating #of course it shouldn't need saying but do NOT discuss anything about this where i can see it #i'm still god knows how long away from beatrice showing up. and probably way further away from understanding even half of these jokes #this is just a curiosity i'm stating for the record and not an invitation for discussion for a long while yet #also bets on whether or not i will see yet another accidental beatrice spoilerimage before i get to the real deal in my readthrough lmao

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an-theduckin · 4 months

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Wait shit people might actually care about me

#sorryyy for the personal posts lmao just not having a great time lately . ill go back to posting abt fandom stuff soon dw #hopefully the self loathing phase is over now cuz i really didnt enjoy that!#mf got me thinking thay everyone secretly hates me n itd be better if i was dead ahahaha #but like. my friends talk to me daily. my mutuals love me. i didnt go to school for like 3 days and my classmate who im kindaaa friends wit #texted me saying. and i quote “Hi [name]. I know its late but i hope your doing well. Hope to cya tmr.” (the full stops symbolize each text #cuz she sent three seperate texts)#and i was just. so flabbergasted at that #i didnt rlly think anyone would really notice if i was gone #i didnt think anyone cared me enough for that #i thought theyd just be indifferent to it #also i sound pathetic rn but i reread that girl's text over n over again when she sent rhat. was literally on the brink of tears #and i just. wow.#people might actually care for me. they might actuallynotice when im gone. they might actually miss me #ive been so inside my head n thinking allat bad stuff about myself that i. didnt think that people might see me differently than the way #i saw myself #really and truly i love you guys so much #even if we've never talked to each pther before or interact very little. i appreciate all of you. you guys rock #anyways aha i should stop rambling now loll. as for now i think im doing a bit better #life still sucks but hey at least i have my friends. at least i dont hate myself anymore now #at least now i dont believe that everyone was being friends with me out of pity #thank you all for everything :')#man i need a hug rn lmao #tw vent #tw sui implied #tw sui ideation #tw self loathing #tw self destructive behavior #<- dw about the tags i dont feel/do those anymore #if you wanna talk to me abt this or just talk in general hit me up!! i love talking to ppl i dont like being alone xd #love youu <33

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kdramaxoxo · 8 months

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Frustrating Story Time:

I have a lovely mutual who makes a lot of gif sets, mostly of ladies (which is great - we need that in the k-drama fandom). She has a troll bully who is constantly sending her anon asks (or writing from a clearly fake account that I won't name for now) just to tell her her art sucks...IN DETAIL. I mean in a LOT of detail.

I'm upset not just because I like this friend (and her gifs) but also:

There's such an easy solution for this bully:

BLOCK 👏 MY 👏 MUTUAL. USE THE BLOCK BUTTON. DO IT.

Literally, that is what the block button is for! It's not an insult, it's a tool. Don't like what you see? BLOCK IT and you'll never see their gifs again!

Before you feel like hurting someone's feelings by insulting their fanart hobby, consider hitting the block button.

#also im so upset #i hate bullying so much #and it really hurts to see those asks #she's so gracious and always answers with a sense of humor but like dang #i'd hide under a rock and cry if someone sent me that stuff #it's so uncalled for #lovely mutuals #content creators #are so important #it also makes me mad cause like what if a beginner gif person sees her asks #and their gifs aren't super high quality? it'll stop them from having a good time #and giffing what they'd like!#we need MORE content not less #ok phew i'm done

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a-concert-just-for-me · 17 days

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I finally got my letter in the mail that my aunt sent in July…truly iconic postal system

#sillyposting #anyway it was so sweet #she heard that day that my car had broken down from my sister and sent me something to brighten my day #it was a little rock with a heart on it that said ‘you are loved’ 🥺#cheesy as hell. I love her.#I need to tell her thank you

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palms-upturned · 1 year

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#meg talks #im. doing so bad rn jfsggsjdbc #I need to refill my PAIN MEDS but i have to go in for an OFFICE VISIT to get a refill which costs MONEY that i DONT HAVE #as if they need me to fork over like sixty bucks just so i can go in and chat w the doctor for all of five minutes #to say ‘’yep everything is still exactly the same. meds please’’#like. this could have been a phone call. an email even #whatever [kicks rocks]#but without my med my insomnia is rlly getting me djsbjccbbc #ugh ill try to sleep anyway…#coughs anyway this is to say if u sent me a message and i haven’t answered #im not ignoring u im just in the torment nexus (fibro flareup)

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keeps-ache · 5 months

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brrrba pa pa da de do ♩

#just me hi #i wanna work on my stuff..#i also need to figure out the vram on my computer because i will die without my viddy games..#//oo a cat has arrived #she likes to sit on my lap while i'm using it so i'm restricted to just writing or watching videos sometimes lol :)#//but yeah i wanna work on pi.e :1 #i think i should have a reason for not doing it but i just don't have one lol #just can't i guess. hmm #//been very loud recently - i both need more and more music but also i need to just repeat the current recents until they're burnt into the #grooves of my brain hfhsh #can't make up my mind so i'm on autoplay rn :3 #i like lesbian songs they're probably my favorite genre lmao <33 #also that generic mall rock sound. i am in Love with those hgbfhs :D #//hm i also wanna start some shows #i'll get to it eventually :)#//oh i still need to learn to make chicken alfredo pasta #i have Got to do thattt #//and aside from generic mall rock sounds i like that 'vaguely sounds like it's coming from a tin can' sound hfhs #a very tinny + strained sound if you know what i mean #that and that solid soft smooth sound #i can't explain that one in any other way but it's like the concept of that high-end plastic they use for kids' toys but Fuzzy and Soft #//i think i also need to go to the lake lol #it's just that kinda time. send me to the wortor #one of my favorite spots because when you get real far out there nobody even bothers to swim out towards you hbfhsv #/i think moats should be more popular these days. because they're neat :3 #//anywho i'm gonna devote the next 15 minutes to exchanging gifs with apollo again lmao #we did this the other day because i wouldn't stop sending cat exploding gifs. so now neither of us can stop hgbhfsbf #he just sent me zuckerberg i gotta go- Ciao !!

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todostiddies · 5 months

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cried

THEY MADE IT TO NATIONALS

#haikyuu got me fucked up #i dont even like sports #when i tell yall i was rocking back and forth biting my knuckles like i needed to be locked up with chains #watched season 3 in one day and it took years off my life #the crowds reactions had me emotional #who is the guy in the hat #WHEN IT SHOWED USHIJIMA HOLDING TSUKI AND HINATA DOWN BUT THE 3RD YEARS CAME #AND THEY LIFTED HIM OFF OF THEM I GOT EMOTIONAL #AND THEN WHEN THEY WERE SHOCKED AND ALL THE 3RD YEARS CRIED TOGETHER I CRIED #AND EVERYONES REACTION GODDDDDDDDDD #oh to be a boy playing volleyball on the high of ever-evolving greatness potential dreams and friendships #MAKES ME SICK #im so happy for them #i also anxiety rubbed my cat like a mad woman but he liked it #AND TSUKI FUCKING ATE I KNEW HE WAS COOKING ALL THIS TIME #still waiting for the tiwns tho cant lie #AND OIKAWA IN GLASSES??? ATE #THE VICE PRINCIPAL SHAKING HIS WIG AROUND SENT ME #and everyone coming to cheer made me so happy goodness #i love haikyuu simply put

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teleostuber · 1 year

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JUST SAW YOU DID MY REQUEST OHMIGODZ THANK YOU ASHAHZHHABXHS YOUR ART IS SO AMAZONG AND SILLY AND IT REMINDS ME OF MR SKETCH SMELLY MARKERZ AHAHSHGAHSGA I LUV UR ART AND YOURE AND AMAZONG CREATOR THANK YOUZZZ

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!!!! I’m so glad u like it >:D thats so sweet haha I love smelly markers

#now that I think abt it. idk if the person who invented those thought abt the consequences of making markers that kids r supposed to huff #but who cares thwy rock I don’t need whatever brain cells I lost #also I have so many requests in the inbox thanks 2 everyone who sent them I’m just slowww #ask

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 1 year

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sea creatures :]

#im home im in my element my wife is delivering me the greatest of gifts #*becoming eden voice* the ocean loves me #<< tumblr user madnessmadness i need u 2 know how much i have thought about the 'the sun loves me' line today.#was SO excited 2 see the rays. i have not seen one of those in the wild in sooooo long #all animals pictured were promptly returned to the ocean after these pics were taken i promise <3 #i spent so long in the waves today that i am now sitting on the floor and i can still feel the rocking.#its ingrained into me permanently now #one of these days i am going 2 walk into the ocean and none of u will ever hear from me again im so srs #if i just disappear one day. assume i am in the sea #oaaughghhj im in love im in love im in love my mental illnesses are cured i am home i love the ocean the ocean loves me #<< the ocean is indifferent to my presence and is much more powerful than anything else on the planet and yet . i still love her #my inaturalist page has been popping off. btw. <3 #i need 2 be diagnosed with female hysteria and sent to live by the sea permanently tbh. i belong here. aauagahagahaghahh #i need 2 write or read fuckin. bullshit ass purple prose poetry rn #blahblahblah

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failedmitosis · 10 months

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ASK GAME TIME! :D

🎶When you get this ask you have to put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positive vibes are cool)🎶

(Absolutely no pressure of course <3)

UHHHHH HARD TO CHOOSE GIMME A SEC

Lost Again - Dance Hall Crashers I'm a Pretender - The Exploding Hearts East Bay Night - Rancid Go - Valley Lodge Stormy Weather - Reigning Sound

TOP 5 SONGS AT THE MOMENT I THINK??? AAAAA

#thoughts #asks #HARD TO CHOOSE I LISTEN TO A LOT OF SONGS #hiii sergeantjessi #my taste in music is not stellar all i listen to is ska punk and rock #gonna do this and send it to ppl and listen to them all cause i need better music recommendations #OK BYE #:D #HONOURED I WAS SENT THIS ALSO

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theajaheira · 2 years

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oh hey btw the art history professor situation escalated to A Point bc she gave us a pop quiz on the terrible powerpoints, nearly everyone in the class did badly because no one is watching the whole thing (because they are not actually necessary to get a good grade, as is evidenced by my perfect score on every. single. assignment), and she has sent emails out to some of my classmates saying that she thinks they should try this class a different semester. some of my classmates (myself included) got emails just concerned about their performance (FORM LETTER emails,) and after expressing my concern to her about the pop quiz and my difficulties with how long the powerpoints take (an in person convo during which she was basically like “that’s how much time you are SUPPOSED to be spending on homework, and the audio processing difficulties sound like a you problem bc i don’t have a transcript :)”) i still got a form letter email re: her being concerned about my performance. anyway today in class i heard someone else talking to her about the exact same problems i face and her responding with “idk try transcribing it on your own time :)” and i hate this woman so much

#i am at the point where i am caught btwn a rock and a hard place #this class isn’t tenable and every single person in it is struggling #i want to kinda get into pursuing some kind of action but — i need this class for my minor?#and i also don’t really know what the path forward would be w this #but today’s class was hellish and stupid and my group just talked shit about her the entire time #AND when i sent her an email basically going ‘’i will be fine and be back on track so please leave me alone’’#she sent me MULTIPLE APOLOGETIC PARAGRAPHS #this from a woman who MISSED my email when i was asking an actual question about the course #she wants so badly to be seen as a good teacher without ever putting in the work #i am just so sick of her! and this! like i have enough to deal with OUTSIDE of this horrible class #complainy complainy complain #i will be back on here officially eventually but my entire life is just trying to Get Me rn. and this is no exception

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