#i need to stop posting at 3am

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Fanfic isn’t enough, I need to fuck him

[rebrandedbard]

So @spielzeugkaiser​ and I were talking about a Tangled AU the other day ...

[goobygnarp]

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[synthshenanigans]

Finally has been a full year since I started listening

Fuckin hate that guy eugh

[deoraii]

when your favs are all lion related in some way and its cat day, cause lions are just really big cats

[thebubblesareevil]

So I really need to finish a fanfic before starting another one because this is starting to become a habit because I have an idea for a fanfic for a fandom IM NOT EVEN A FAN OF!!!!!! 🙈🤦‍♀️

But…..that being said I would have to actually read the books or watch the movies if I wanna have a story and know the characters but other than that I’m just gonna summon the polys, bisexuals, and twilight fans for help or just to convince me not to write this.

I kinda wanna do a rewrite of twilight eliminating the completely toxic relationships told entirely from Jacob’s POV. HEAR ME OUT!!!

So I heard the whole reason he was in love with Bella was because she was gonna give birth to his soulmate or whatever but….mother dearest only does half the work there 👀 . So the whole fic would be Jacob coming to terms with not only being bu but also being poly.

Keep in mind that I’m and asexual female with no dating experience other than listening to my sisters woes and threatening their boyfriend with a field hockey stick if they got too handsy.

(Didn’t stop that one fucker from stealing all my tools while I was at college though 😡)

ANYWAY! The whole soulmate thing can be changed to like, insta pack bonding with their daughter and I feel like it would also be an over all better ending. Also no hair cutting!!! The explanation for that was bullshit!

Why the fuck would hair length affect fur length when they transform into giant fucking wolves with fur all over their body!?!?!?

So just imagine them getting together and Edward using his hundreds of years worth of hair braiding xp from having 2 sisters and helping Jacob braid his hair.

This idea has been rolling around in my head for awhile but once again I am a white asexual female with no dating xp that has watched maybe 2 1/5 of the movies and never touched the books. If I’m gonna write this I’m gonna need help

And hey! If anyone wants to use this as a prompt, go for it. If it already exists? Cool, let me know. Not sure if I’ll read it cus I’m not really into twilight but I feel like I’d like it WAY more if it wasn’t so toxic

Completely unrelated but I now associate polyamorous folks with parrots. 🦜 this is just how my brain works. You are all parrots in my mind now, flocking together and showing off your pretty feathers!!

[reallunargift]

some nyo!port doodles

[chimerahyperfix]

This loop has to be the one. Nevermind that you said it last loop, and the one before, and the one before that, and most of the ones before that. THIS was the one you'd stop the King in his tracks. You push a few of your many potions to the side to make room on your desk. None of them worked to stop him, so they were useless. He's still about twelve, fourteen? hours away, so you have enough time to make the bomb, eat and take a fat nap before you go pick a fight. Maybe this time, it'll work! It has to!

You've gotten better at making the Craft Bomb. It hasn't blown up on you before you intended to use it in... a long time. You can make it fast enough, now, for it to still be light outside! You've become silent while you work, which Mirabelle has told you is ''worrying'', but you don't see why it is. Are you really that loud? (Yes. You are.)

It's hard work. Soft light bathes your desk, your work, you. You reach out, past your potions, and grab your water bottle. Take a big swig, and

Hmm. That's not water.

How. HOW do you keep making this mistake. You look at the bottle in your hand, and sure enough, it’s one of the potions; your water bottle is shoved in the back of the collection of other containers. The taste is caustic, your throat begins to burn. You shouldn’t be this calm for having just drank something that’ll kill you in a handful of minutes, but it’s happened before. Despite the pain you don't bother trying anything. Just push the finished bomb to the side and lay your face against the wood of the table. Feel the blood start to pool in your mouth and dribbling out, staining the wood. Mirabelle, or Euphie or whoever comes in next, they can use it this loop. It's not the first time you've drank one of the many, many dangerous potions on your desk, and it's probably not the last. Maybe you'll actually clean the crabbing thing off before you work.

Whatever. You have next time. You have all the time.

Perhaps a bit too much, actually.

[dustteller]

Yknow, I think this passage really captures how Ouyang views Esen, especially in contrast with how Baoxiang views Esen. Ouyang geuinely believes the best of Esen, he genuinely belives that Esen is good and pure and kind and that it's himslef that is taining him into being otherwise. And while Ouyang is right in that he's technically responsible for Esen’s current emotional state (he did very much kill Esen’s dad and frame his brother for it, that is very much a thing he just did), for once it isn't his fault for the everything else going on with Esen?

I do think Esen is generally good-natured, and tries to be kind and generous to those he loves, but it's very clear that Ouyang has reduced him to JUST that in his head. He only sees Esen’s best qualities as inherent to him, and all the bad ones are Ouyang's fault somehow. He blames himself for Esen not understanding him (because there's something wrong with him, and even when he's mad at Esen for not caring enough to notice certain things he justifies it in his head by making it about his own unmanliness or whatever and Esen is just to perfect for that), for any failure in battle (yeah you're the general but Esen also approved this hes your boss dude), and generally for any moment where Esen exhibits less than stellar behaviour/capacity/etc. When in reality, we have a lot of moments where Esen is just sort of a dick, many of which are pre-ouyang (courtesy of HWDtW wbx flashbacks, which, granted, are also biased but my point still stands). We see Esen's constant and usually unjustified frustration with wbx and sometimes Ouyang, we see him be dismissive of the things they tell him, in the pre-order reward its pretty much stated that he makes a habit of dumping Ouyang outside brothels for hours while he goes inside to get laid, in one of his first scenes we see how much he enjoys it when Ouyang spends the whole morning tormenting Altan (altho tbf he kinda deserved it, altan suuuccckkss), and in general Esen just kinda treats people like crap sometimes. He's snapish and short-tempered and stubborn and imperious, loves whining about stuff, and is a shitty brother and best friend. He's got a lot of good qualities too, like how he's one of the few people that treats Ouyang with respect and tries to treat him as an equal, how his first reaction when wbx is insulted is to come to his defense (even if wbx usually foils his attempts by immediately clapping back and storming off), how we see him recognize he gets frustrated witj wbx too easily and tries to hold his temper back, how he immediately self-sacrifices to save Ouyang from his dad, how even after thinking wbx killed their dad he does really want to forgive him.

My point is, Esen is trying, but he's a very flawed human being, and Ouyang just can't seem to grasp that. He looks at him with rose-colored glasses. And it's so interesting that amongst all the shitty things Ouyang has done (and this duology really just is Ouyang and WBX fuck up yuan dynasty china to truly Epic proportions), the one he feels worst about is the one that isn't actually his fault (sorta). He may have killed Chaghan and been the catalyst for Esen's emotional blow up, but he isn't responsible for Esen having the capacity to burn WBX's books. That was Esen's decision. He hasn't somehow manipulated Esen into an eviler, crueler version of himself by virtue of existing evil-y and eunuch-y and revengefully im his vicinity. Esen was always capable of this, even if we take out Ouyang's actual manipulations, and I think this whole I-tainted-hin mentality really encapsulates how fucked up their relationship and Ouyang's mental state are in general. After all, Ouyang doesn't feel bad about the murder, or the framing, and he feels guilt about causing Esen pain, but most of all, he feels absolutely terrible that he's shattered what he sees as Esen’s purity, which in reality is mostly just the pedestal he himslef put him on. Man, what a fucked up little guy.

[cerubean]

love how me taking a break turned into me building a whole ass high school

entirely way too many pics under the cut if you want to see more <3

literally almost every activity and skill item that exists in this game is on this lot the way god intended <3  

the classrooms are done but they’re boring who cares! the elective rooms are way more interesting imo. which ones you’re favorite/ where did you spend most of your time in hs? i was a theater tech kid so the theatre and the workshop was where i hung out the most

[nocturnalghoul]

There is something extra special about bassist/drummer love! They really need to be able to tune into each other to feel that rhythm and Mountain and Rain are more than willing to make out about that. Sometimes you just gotta feel the beat in your [gunshot]

[oliverissosogae]

Polls are dangerous i was suppose to sleep over two hours ago

[prijune]

Behold more ocs from the back.

[notquiteaghost]

i need to be physically At the jobcentre in nine and a half hours which means i need to leave in eight and a half hours which means i need to go to sleep. asap.

i. do not want to go to sleep. i want to start the next act of homestuck,

[thethingything]

I need to sleep but I just pieced together the fact that I hold a bunch of our really severe medical trauma for some reason (I've known this for a while but never fully registered it) and that probably explains why the thought of going back to the hospital on Friday has been giving me some of the worst panic attacks I've had in the entire time I've been in the system

[deloulouie]

sometimes i forget that i used to be perceived as a girl physically like i know objectively that was a thing but i am just so comfortable in my skin now that i forget that it didnt always used to be this way