#i should be alseep

[merlin-wolfgang-trades-hale]

I wanna be a fuckable cryptid. I want people to think I'm mysterious, I want people to think I'm dangerous in a sexy way. I want to be in a monsterfucker's smash list and be like in the immediate top 7. But I don't want to be seen nor easily found. I want my existence to be questionable, not in the 'oppressors and conservatives are trying to eradicate those with my identity' kinda way, and more 'I've drank from the wine chalice of Dionysus himself and I'm spiraling into a chaotic madness' kinda way. You know...just aroace things.

[wigglesforsquiggles]

why am i the only one here when it's literally

prime time for north americans. i feel so

abandoned [wails]

[twomuchdann]

I got upset I couldn't art so much that I threw my ipad across the room and I'm too scared to see if it's broken or not rip

[trippygalaxy]

ANOTHER TIME APPRECIATION POST!!! CAUSE HE DESERVES IT 😭😭

…i love him so much guys…

[kiddokori]

fuck timezones do you know how hard it is to talk to my friends when they have a different sleep schedule than me. i go to bed at 9pm and wake up at 6 to see notifications from my buddy from literally 5 in the morning. thats a one hour overlap of us both sleeping. there is not a time difference between us theres no reason for this shes just sick in the head and im a 75 year old man with a bedtime

[crypticmoth-art]

Mr. Bonzo is harassing me.

I don’t even have Spotify open in the background, haven’t touched it since the last Malevolent episode dropped.

I woke up at 0230 to my phone trying to play “Getting Off” and I tried to play an audiobook (not on Spotify) and “Getting Off” started playing again. It keeps trying to play the episode and there’s nothing to exit out of or clear. 😭

[gemharvest]

(voice of guy who is literally slamming its fingers onto the keyboard) Why dose my finger hurt when I try to play Eggnog Erect Nightmare mode..

[anadorablekiwi]

[insufferablemod]

learning 2 model in blender after being taught maya in school 💀💀💀💀

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Gamzee: i ReAlLy DeVoUrEd A wHoLe PiE, hUh.

Dave: why are you holding the fork like that bro it ain't going anywhere

Gamzee: iDk I wAs AlOnE wItH mY tHoUgHtS aNd I sTaRtEd To GeT aNgRy

[maxthesillyy]

b4 i go to sleep i have a quetsion

[deityofhearts]

anyways thank you to my friends for letting me occupy a space in your heart <3

[calbeloved]

hi im just thinking of him again i would genuinely die and go to hell just to meet him i think. is that weird to say.

look at this guy. what is he even doing. he's so stupid and dumb and a fool. he's so loveable god i adore him

[neurotypical-sonic]

it’d be funny if the eggman/starline fanchild wanted to be a hero

YEAH sndjdkdmd and in a way, he DOES. sort of. he has a bit of a superiority complex, believes that he is Right in everything he does and he's doing it for the better... when. he is not. he's very misguided, and neither starline or eggman were there to set him on a particular path, but that programming is In Him, wanting to control everything

[aromanticbastards]

fuck. i might be hungry

[theprestigegirly]

how i sleep knowing i have the worlds greatest mutuals