the desire to read loveless by alice oseman vs the near certainty that it would absolutely eviscerate me mind body and soul
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everything is fine now except it's not cause I still feel guilty about it
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dadchuck is everything to me
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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
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Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you
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I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives
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Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.
You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too
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