#i wanna be his ho ho ho

[blamemma]

preface this by saying it isn't a defence. but. the dangerous thing about everyone needing to weigh in on everything these days is we never have enough information. IF this woman has been suspended for no apparent reason then that is bad. full stop blank statement. fuck red bull if thats the case.

BUT there is a possibility that she has been suspended on mental health reasons. this has been an incredibly harrowing time. her texts were leaked, her name all over twitter, tiktok and reddit. she took the ceo of a worldwide brand to court. if she needs a break from work, and has stepped back on a suspension on medical grounds, that is not a bad thing. what is bad is how this has all been handled and it is shameful and the sport has a dark cloud over it currently.

at the same time, we do not DESERVE to know this information. we do not deserve access, and answers, and detailed explanations on this. but i beg people actually sit and think about the way the news is being reported currently and question what it actually means for once

[void-screams-screeches]

Open letter to the Avatar (TWOW) fandom:

Hello! Media literacy is free, please utilize it.

Thank you!

[lord-prey]

Thingy ft Hos who belongs to b0ney_j0nes on insta :)

[emeraldbabygirl]

WAIT WAIT WHEN KOHAKU AND YAMATO AND COBRA AND TAUKUMO ARE ALL BREAKING EACH OTHER’S PUSSIES AND THEN KOHAKU JUST CRIES THAT’S ME WHEN I FIND OUT ALL MY FAVS ARE SEXY AND MARRIED WITH KIDS 🫠🫠🫠

ALSO WHO ARE THE TWO OLDER WOMEN AT THE END? What do they do?

ALSO ALSO WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT ROCKY ENOUGH??

WHY NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE SEXY OLDER AMAMIYA BROTHER?? HE’S SO DADDY

AND WHAT ABOUT FURIYA HE’S SO 😍😍😍😍

AND KAITO AND THE GOLDEN BOMBER MEMBERS DOES NOBODY LIKE WHITE RASCALS??

AND YAMATO AND TETZ PLEASE I LOVE SO MANY HIGH & LOW MEN I’M A SLUT FOR HALF THE CAST AWOOOOGA

[theloveinc]

omg katuski as kendall…so true bestie…anyways i like to imagine aside from looks reader is actually really good at their job which inturn makes them EVEN MORE SEXY TO THE OFFICE!!!

(succession!au tag - here!)

do notttt make me turn this into a post abt character x smart!reader bc that's my whole fucking life and i'll die defending it before i die doing anything else. on god.

but anyway, in the succession!au too?? *starts foaming at the mouth and spitting*

LIKE, they're almost all fucking nepo babies of SOME sort, cuz even the ones with more humble beginnings (like Kiri and Deku) never had to work that hard w/ Bakugo and All Might by their sides, helping to both teach them abt business AND offer them fancy jobs...

so meeting someone (Y-O-U) who actually labored for what they have? and truly earned their position w/ hard work and genuine smarts???

ooooh it's so sexy to them, especially since you can see right through almost all of their shit and don't give into their stupid requests and business moves just bc you wanna be in their favor or suck dick for a better position.

(let it be known that Deku has fumbled a few good deals letting a new recruit make decisions on his behalf just because he wanted to get in their pants... a fact that never fails to make bakugo smug asf LOL)

But there you are, working hard + minding your business AND THEY LOVE IT; love when you charge into meetings and assert your points, or fight back when you think a plan is stupid, even if that plan is All Might's or Bakugo's... you actually care about the company and they can tell.

...which is why you end up getting invited to all the foreign business meetings where the boys drool over your nice, revealing vacation clothes at the same you negotiate business...

and if your blatant denial of their interest in you and focus on your work makes them all the more horny? THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

[faerynova]

Hey, 🥝 of the queue system here again! I'm sorry if I'm clogging up your ask box here, but im pretty sure my previous ask got eaten. Anyways- I was wondering when exactly raph's OSDD came to light?

Hope you're good ^^

it didnt get eaten its in my drafts with like 5 paragraphs of nonsense sldkjfsdk

dw tho youre not a bother i love getting asks and talking about my fics. it can just take me like a while to respond if its something i have to actually think about

honestly im still figuring out details!! its not relevant to connective tissue (the big fic im working on w my friend) so its not super high priority, but im dipping my toes in a raph backstory oneshot to explore his whole everything

uhhh rambly under the cut!!

i think hes like 11 or 12 when he figures out hes a system. but also i think that he pretty consistently heard and even talked to mind raph for years and just assumed that like... he has a very animated inner monologue (donnie's words, not raph's). mind didnt see any need to say anything otherwise because it kept the system functional

tbh all the boys are so weird in their own ways that raph's weird stuff (garbage memory, "mood swings", hardcore zoning out, randomly going nonverbal, talking to himself) is hardly a blip on anyone's radar so he didnt really think about it either (raph is also autistic you'll pry it from my cold dead hands so theres another reason he just didnt second guess anything)

i think what tips raph off eventually is the memory stuff. if he forgets something, or blanks out a whole day, then why can mind raph remember and give him tips and reminders for things? he shouldnt know things that raph doesnt.

basically: slow realization, nothing sudden or alarming. unnerving yeah but on raphs end it gets worked out through communication w mind raph and then the rest of the system. and from there honestly he IMMEDIATELY tells the rest of his family that hes got other people in his head. that part im sure of. the collective doesnt hesitate with telling everyone else

its a lot of confusion and antics with splinter being halfway convinced raph is possessed (absolutely nothing bad comes from it. splinter just doesnt know what the fuck osdd is and he knows magic is real so like. reasonable assumption on his end), and then its april to the rescue because her dad is a psychologist and she can be like hey this thing has a name actually and ive got info from a ~professional~

reactions vary--splinter has some v e r y complicated emotions. donnie and leo both get a bit overbearing/invasive asking raph all sorts of questions about his system and april is beating them back with a stick. mikey is mildly confused but is having a blast getting to meet the rest of the collective properly. everyone gets to figure stuff out together from there

[st-uupidboy]

It is CANON there are NO lgbtq characters in jjk and there NEVER will be.

Im not even a jjk blog ho idgaf 😬

I am however gonna draw gojo and geto kissing and attatch it to this later out of spite now though 🌚

[real-doozy]

hes so pretty im like nervous

[imogenkol]

WELCOME TO EDEN’S END - Far Cry 5

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[lost-at-hacketts-quarry]

Had this thought earlier, but imagine if Nick was a vegetarian.

Like, hear me out: the fucking angst potential of that. It would also signal that something is wrong to both Nick himself and the rest of the Hacketteers much sooner. ---- [Takes place when helping Nick from the wheelbarrow into the cabin] Nick, while groaning: Holy shit... Kaitlyn, comforting yet slightly dismissive: Yeah, that attack was pretty nasty from what Abi described... Nick, now apprehensive: N-no, it's not that... Kaitlyn: Ooookay, what's up? Nick, quietly: I...feel like I could eat a horse. Kaitlyn: ... Nick: ... Abi, ghostly white, finally breaking her and their silence, quietly: Nick...aren't you a vegetarian...? Nick, looking down and refusing eye contact: ...Yeah. And thus the Hacketteers finally processed that shit really is bad and there's something far worse than bears attacking them.

[leedongwook]

Choi Jong Ho // Ateez (에이티즈) log_logbook #110

[scare-ard--sleigh]

okay so let's break it down. sir crocodile;;

protected luffy vis a vis daz bones

tried to kill whitebeard. decided like an hour later that it "wasn't worth it."

saved ace . from the marines .

protected luffy Again when he was passed out in jinbe's arms

[juusasu4evagrrl]

Genuine question, does anyone want to hear about naruto from the prospective of a Liberian person grappling with the generational trauma of a brutal civil war or is that too heavy??

Like there's, I like sasuke cause he's a cool dude, very wholesome do tell, and then there's, I like sasuke cause the government also tried to eradicate my people group that one time and holding empathy for that dumbass kid teaches me to examine a my own experiences with compassion, honestly what a downer like who cares.

I don't know thoughts???

[astaraels]

okay 500 words down I wanna bang out at least 500 more words today I think I can make it happen

[luvmequmi]

well that sucks

[regalityandcoffee]

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