#i want it to be real

[luriluth]

falin charm ideas lol

[the-spirit-of-adventure]

It would be so funny if Sally Syrup was a big lesbian

[mollyjimbly]

vocaloid x squishmallows

i want this collab to be real

[cedargalaxy]

I would have loved a spin-off that focused on Liam and the Puppy Pack. Answer some of the questions the movie left out. Like what happened to Alec and Corey? What happened to Theo? What about Gwen? Is she alive? Like, dude please. It would be amazing. I would love to see Liam interact with Derek more. Or Peter. Or Argent. I love this idea and I want it to be real!

[zombieloveme-please]

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I have 3 cats, they're all boys. Their names are Rollan, Rose, & Guil. Rose & guil are brothers, & are turning 5 this summer. Rollan is turning 10 this summer. They're all named after book characters, Rose & guil are short for rosencrantz & guildenstern from "rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead" which is my favorite book. It's a spinoff of hamlet. It's rlly good. It's a tragicomedy. The movie adaptation of it is on YouTube. It's pretty good too, but they cut my favorite line from it which is too bad. Rlly good otherwise.

[djevilninja]

John Rocca - I Want It to Be Real (Farley’s Hot House Piano Mix)

[crow-feath3rs]

i hope grumbot prime’s mumbo killed his grian because of how funny it would be

[sillybitchalert]

DID I EVER EVEN SHARE THIS???? NO????? 

im so sorry.

[thevelria]

I just had such a realistic dream. Being in the kitchen with Levi and Hange. Making dinner perhaps and whining about my hair that it's need to be fixed.

Levi is walking up to me, his husky voice hits my ears and my knees go to jello. -Just book an appointment then.

As I try to tickle him (I have no idea why) he stays completely still. -Dont tell me you are not ticklish? -I ask surprised, while I hear Hange to laugh under her nose.

Levi pulls me into a hug and guides my palm to a point on his lower back. -If you flex this muscle - he smiles- tickling will never work on you. (it is such a nonsense lmao) After that I caress his back up and down until I rest my palm on the back of his head, feeling his undercut on my skin, playing with his hair and he tightens the hug even more.

AND THEN BOOM...I woke up and fuckit because it felt so real, so damn real. I think I'm going insane🤦‍♀️😂

[ratkinghe]

the way my heart broke when i found out the 1973 homoerotic mafia film wasn't real

[six-of-ravens]

saw a really beautiful house on ig and then found out it was AI generated incident, 10 dead 76 injured

[busyfish]

Does anyone want to make me happy or at least like respect me and not hurt me?

[kyofsonder]

Hi! And also ☕ for the October ask game :D

Hi! Thank you for the double ask, for the chance to share my music taste and my writing.

The Song:

"The Stable Song" by Gregory Alan Isakov

My Favorite Line(s):

"I ran back to that hollow again,

The moon was just a sliver back then

And I ached for my heart like some tin man

When it came, oh, it beat, and it boiled, and it rang"

I love these lines because they're visually and emotionally evocative. The scene is set well, and I can feel both the singer's longing and the sense of bewilderment when they finally get what they want.

The scene itself makes me want to write about androids or magic constructs discovering that their passion is as real as any human's, or depressed characters finding their heart in the people around them. It's a really inspiring line.

☕️: Describe the place where your OC likes to relax.

A: Since this just asks for one OC, I'll choose River from "To Be Honest" to make up for how little time he's had on-page.

River's favorite place to relax is the old courtyard behind the botany building at his university. It's smaller than the courtyards they've built in recent years, not quite large enough to hold a witch's garden without uprooting the existing cherry tree a student accidentally grew years ago. There's only room for a small patch of flowers, some wild mint, a birdbath, and an old stone picnic table. It looks overgrown from the outside, by climbing plants that cling to the tree's branches and crawl across the walls and overgrown sections of wild mint. It has a large, open archway as its entrance and no ceiling, but most people -- even the witches who can feel the tree's presence -- don't think it's accessible for student use. Not without some kind of permission from professors or staff.

River is one of the few who's figures out that he won't get chased off just for maintaining the space and taking naps, occasionally looking through art books or doing class assignments. Nobody will interrupt him. Ask anything of him. The birds and plants and occasional stray cats only want food and water and someone to idly keep them company. There's no pressure in that place, nothing to trigger his changeling reflexes. River can be River, and nobody else. He just hopes he can find somewhere as peaceful and safe after he graduates.

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Motivated by This Ask: 152 words

Total Written Due to Asks: 18,915 words

[lavendervirgos]

Breeding as a concept? Amazing

Mentions of breeding/getting pregnant during dirty talk? Outstanding

Real life pregnancy? No. Horrifying. Never. Hard pass. Worst thing imaginable.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

okay so I have this idea for a new therapy thing. basically the idea is after an abusive relationship or a combat deployment or anything that might conceivably leave you with PTSD and a loss of ability to reasonably gauge how bad the shit that happened to you actually was, you sit there with a mental health professional for like, a solid 30 to 60 minutes, you tell them short vignettes of your experiences and they respond ONLY by rating how fucked up each one was on a scale from 1 to 10 and then you move on. the objective isn't to reflect deeply on specific experiences but to get a sustained series of reassurances that what you went through was, in fact, That Bad and gradually rebuild your trust in your own present and future ability to judge when what you're going through isn't okay.

currently calling it Rapid Fire Affirmation and Recalibration Therapy (RAP-FART). working title, open to feedback.

[sevinite]

assorted transfem laios dunmeshi drawings,,,, her any pronouns agenderism is real and canonical to me