#i was DELIRIOUS

[addsalwayssick]

Day 26- Amortentia word count: 489- @wolfstarmicrofic

“You’re supposed to chop the hippogriff toe! Not mince it!” James told Sirius.

“Is it not the same?” Sirius exclaimed, throwing his hands up in the air.

“No!” Lily snapped from beside them. She pushed both of them out of the way, and fixed their potion.

Once the bubbling had gone down, and it started to smell a bit enticing, Sirius knew they were close. “Thanks, mate.” Sirius nodded at Lily.

Lily smiled, continuing to work alone. She was waiting for Remus.

“So what’s next?” Sirius asked James.

James looked in his potions book, adjusting his glasses. “I guess it’s just cloves, then it should smell like our one true love.” James said, sprinkling in the cloves.

Sirius sniffed as a smell started coming up. “Is that chocolate? And it smells like-“

“God, Sirius. Did you drown this place in your cologne?” Remus said, walking into the potions room. Remus had a rough moon, so he had to stay the night in the wing. Madame Pomfrey had let him sleep.

Sirius felt defensive. “No! I didn’t even have time to put on- Holy crap.”

“Holy crap.” James echoed. Lily, from the next table over, banged her head on the table.

The class went silent before settling into a quiet chatter. Remus walked up next to Lily, setting his bag down.

“What do you smell?” Whispered James. Sirius still shocked, grinned.

“It smells like chocolate and Moony’s shampoo.” Sirius said. “Does this mean he likes me back?” Sirius asked, excitedly.

“I think it does, Paddington.”

Sirius smiled softly.

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“What are we making?” Remus asked Lily, looking into the cauldron.

Lily looked positively exasperated. “Do you want to know after the fuss you made about it smelling like Sirius?”

Remus furrowed his eyebrows. “Yes?”

“I’ll give you a hint. It smells like Mary for me.” Lily said, glancing over to where Mary and Marlene were arguing over who gets to dump in the rose petals.

Remus thought for a moment. “But you like- No. You’re taking the piss. Stop it.”

Lily grimaced. “Sorry, mate. You’re out of luck.”

Remus groaned, glancing over at Sirius. Sirius was whispering with James, and he knew that Sirius probably hated him by now.

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“Should I ask him out?” Sirius asked grinning. From a little bit over, he heard Remus groan. “Oh my god. Does he even like me? What if he likes you? You sometimes use my cologne!”

James rolls his eyes and turns Sirius to face Remus. “Rem!” He says.

Remus look over at them, face pulled tight.

“Go on, ask.” James tell Sirius.

Sirius goes red before squeaking out, “Will you go to Hogsmeade with me?”

Lily and Remus look at each other, before Remus smiles a bit and says “Yeah, sure.”

James runs over to Lily, giving her a high-five, before returning back to his cauldron. While Remus and Sirius giggle to each other, he sniffs it. Broom polish. Huh.

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Look, i know that the 26th was yesterday, but i really was excited to do this one. i even set a countdown 😭

but in my defense, i was delirious yesterday because of how sick i was. But! you get two oneshots today! one for amortentia and one for james bday!! be excited. anyways love you mwah

[sebsxphia]

my thumb is currently

[gremlin-girlie]

I feel like I have been so inactive on here this week but that's just because I am so exhausted I don't even have the energy to scroll my dashboard

[chocobox]

image i made last night when i realized it was light outside

[wulfhalls]

corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[st-hedge]

I hand in my cv to paint the backgrounds for the 2d Zelda movie

[ghostlywhiskey]

current brain rot is single mom & simon who aren't dating, but he becomes a father figure for your daughter. and it's the way when its time for him to be deployed again, it's the way your daughter reacts that starts to change your feelings entirely towards him.

the morning he's set to leave, footsteps trot their way down the hallway of your house. no knock is given as a warning, the door opening as your daughter makes her way into your room to nudge you awake. except, you've been awake most of the night. your body turning onto it's side to face her figure standing at the side of your bed, faces illuminated by the faint light of the alarm clock. it's 5am and you feel like you could run a marathon, but that's due to the fact your brain hasn't shut off the past 6 hours since you got into bed.

"we promised simon we'd say goodbye," the little girls voice gently reminds you, fingers grabbing at the sweater you deemed your pajama crewneck. a delicate tug is enough for you to sit up. your own hand reaches to brush her hair back before pulling her head closer to you, a soft kiss placed at the top of her head.

"get warm clothes on, it's chilly this time of morning," you murmur, and as you stand up she's already listening to your request. your daughter slips quickly out of your room and back to hers to get warmer clothes on.

and soon enough, the two of you are holding hands as you head outside of the house and a few doors down to simon's house. the exhaust from the car visible in the cool morning air because of the car lights. simon is sat in the driver seat, door propped open as he glances to see the two of you approaching. but, your daughter quickly releases your hand at the sight of him as she runs directly towards him. no words are spoken as he pulls her in close and her face becomes buried into his abdomen.

you stand a few feet away, quietly with your arms crossed in an attempt to preserve any ounce of warmth your body has. the sight in front of you tugging at your heart - she's far too young to understand the severity of his job that would add to the sadness she has over him leaving. but you aren't. and part of you wishes you were as naïve as a child, thinking he was simply going to be away for a few months, nothing more and nothing less. but there was far more that went into all of it, and it was part of what kept you up the whole night.

"no hug from you?"

the words spoken pull you from the trance you were in. eyes that had become unfocused on the scene in front of you now refocused on simon, his body now standing out of the car as your daughter had taken the spot in the drivers seat for warmth while she waited for you two to say goodbye to each other.

"of course you get one," you quickly respond, as if thoughts weren't plaguing your mind moments ago. feet close the space between the two of you and both of your arms wrap around each other. there were plenty of quick hugs and side hugs between the two of you, but your brain counted this one as you both held each other. was it over a minute? did the lack of sleep warp your concept of time and make 3 seconds feel like a minute, or did the hug last that long?

"i'll be back for both of you," and at that point, you were sure the hug lasted longer than a minute as your body became frozen at the simple words spoken. eyes closed as your forehead rested against his chest and your hands gripped the fabric of his sweater.

"we'll be here," voice quiet and muffled into the sweater he was wearing, but he heard as his hold on you grew a little tighter seconds after the words left your mouth.

[kishdoodles]

Nobody gets them like I do.

[viyojo]

They say spring's the season of new beginnings! 🪺🏳️‍⚧️✨

[dinzeeyz]

Felt like a crime that I, an avid fish n chips enjoyer, never once drew that nat20 kiss, so. Here you guys go!

[localapparently]

!! Please do not reupload my comics anywhere. Thank you. !!

/ orv epilogue spoilers

[Story, 'One Who Is Loved by All', has begun its storytelling.]

!! Please do not reupload my comics anywhere. Thank you. !!

[dredgesnails]

i don’t think jimmy’s broken his canary curse. i think it’s just been evolving, slowly, and he’s figuring out how to work with it instead of trying to fight it. hear me out:

3rd life - flower husbands. jimmy dies first. scott is 10th out in the series, the only time he places outside of the top 5

last life - the southlanders. jimmy is first out. mumbo is out next in quick succession. impulse dies shortly after. the only southlanders to make it into the top 10 are grian, who killed jimmy and mumbo (and still only ranks 7) and martyn, who left the southlanders for the shadow alliance

double life - ranchers. jimmy dies first, and takes tango out with him. tango is the one responsible for their first death, though

limited life - bad boys. joel wants to sacrifice himself for jimmy, but jimmy dies first before he can. joel still dies shortly after, and grian becomes a nosy neighbour, surviving to 6th

secret life - big dogs. jimmy dies second, but lizzie might be falling forever in the end so maybe he does die first. martyn is the first to yellow and red, and he dies 11th. the worst he’s ever placed. (also, mumbo dies only moments after jimmy again*)

real life - (do they have a name??). jimmy and ren’s groups get into a fight in the mines. jimmy is the only one who makes it out without dying at all. his allies are out of the series.

the canary curse isn’t about jimmy dying first. or at least, it isn’t really anymore. at first he was used to signify it, the canary dying first to warn everyone of danger ahead. but the canary has learned how to escape the coalmine now, and his friends are still stuck inside. they might survive if they have friends on the surface or they’re willing to betray their allies, but if it’s just been them and their canary to warn them of danger? then they’ve doomed themselves.

*mumbo might also have his own unique “killed ten seconds after jimmy by the same person/thing” curse, which is different from the general jimmy “bad luck charm” solidarity curse

[swedenis-h]

The Lovers.

[housewifebuck]

literally everyone requested: shirtless Eddie in 7x01

[mlady-magnolia]

Fontaine and its singular graveyard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Part 2 of the Fontaine Graveyard Shenanigans