#i will think about this forever .

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

thinking about your devastating recent "jamie gets hit by a car" fic; it has me shook! do you have any thoughts about how roy would react in a similar "jamie shoves him out of the way/takes a hit for roy" situation if it happened in s1? like roy would obviously still be upset but i can see him also being like "wtf why did he do that we hate each other" whereas in s3+ roy knows why.

Oh yes, this is a delicious concept! (For those that haven’t read it but cw hurt no comfort)

Roy might be almost more upset in some ways because he'd be so confused. Someone you love sacrifices themselves for you, but what do you do when it's someone you hate? He'd be ANGRY at first because that was his default emotion then. Like why would Jamie do that? We hate each other. It would have Roy questioning everything he thought about Jamie because of how selfish he considered him to be. And if this was pre-gala when Roy didn't even know about the poster, Roy really wouldn't understand. He'd feel guilt and anger and sadness and shock, and he would really struggle to understand why Jamie would do that. And Roy would be struggling to understand if he would have done the same if the roles were reversed.

Ahhh, this is rotating around in my brain, and you have me kind of wishing I set it in season 1 now!

[fairycosmos]

hey I just wanted to tell u that ur really funny. ur sense of humor is so sharp and I often find myself laughing out loud at ur posts :)

😭😭 this is so fucking sweet i truly do not think of myself as a funny person at all and neither do the people around me lmfao so i appreciate this to moon and back!! thank you so much ❤️ im glad my posts can brighten your day - i am teeheeing with you in spirit x

[snock-ock]

Someone on twitter said:

The sluttiest thing a villain can do is lift a character's chin with one finger, smirk, and go "I would give you the world if you asked for it"

AND OUGHHHHHHHHH IMAGINE COMIC OTTO (or Otto in general) DOING THATTTTTTTTTTTT........

[nixines]

kit “my ass is too big” connor

[ark1os]

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[64yrsold]

how does every line you write just radiate romance? it's mad. you have a gift!

what 😭😭😭😭 this is so sweet tysm ……. i’m just in love with everything i think

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[hollis-art]

ngl im not even a superman fan. i just REALLY like clark kent,,, (thank you, Smallville, for that.)

[nenoname]

Stan Pines' drawings

Plus a Stan drawing of debatable canonicity but I love his signature being a dollar sign

[inkskinned]

what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?

i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?

a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?

in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.

girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.

there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.

for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.

something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.

is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.

most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."

a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.

[trashy-greyjoy]

sometimes, it's not so much about the romance as it is about the devotion. the adoration.

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[lotus-pear]

learning to love

[chloesimaginationthings]

What if Mike got the bad ending of the FNAF movie..

[potato-lord-but-not]

TRUST CEREMONY

[wheucto]

WAIT FILIPINO LARS???