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orcelito · 1 year

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I have... my boarding pass....

And I still have to do the tips distribution tomorrow morning 😫😫😫😫😫

#speculation nation #i was like 'oh yeah i could still do that i'll make time'#now that im actually on my time off im like. but do i Really gotta...?#i will. i will...#i just might try to dodge out of the manager meeting tomorrow night lol bc i DO NOTTTT WANNA #and being halfway across the country seems like a pretty good reason to not lol #like yea it's a phone meeting Normally. no i dont wanna.#it is a weight off my shoulders tho to have dealt with the boarding pass #and i checked my bag to make sure it fit the dimensions. it will! just might have to squeeze it a lil #im not paying for a carry on bag lol so ive just got the personal item. but thats ok #i just wear my boots all the time Anyways & i dress light in the summer by default #i'll wear my bulkier clothes. my jacket and my black cargo pants. to the flight #so that i dont have to worry about fitting it in my bag :P #i wanna Have pants and a jacket just in case #might might as well save my backpack space for my several different tank tops and my two different short shorts #im a simple bitch. when it's hot i dress slutty. as is my right.#ughhhh i wanted to paint my nails tonight too.. ughhhhhhh #guess i should do that Now... it's the best time for it.......

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account · 6 months

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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

#mine #tumblr #boop #don't get me wrong I love booping but. hm

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genderfluid-druid · 9 months

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

#i have not enjoyed my bout of covid #but this part seems to be over now 🤞

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sexygaywizard · 3 months

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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

#i talk #i post #hall of fame

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ugartecoco · 10 months

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the transition im crying

#this made me laugh so much i have to have it on here #looks like bruno being subbed out

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ladyshinga · 10 months

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#i can post it here if i get meta about it first

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whiteshipnightjar · 8 months

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Zoozve, my beloved

#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love #moon #venus #zoozve #long post #sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha #astronomy #astrophysics #space

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toastbutteregg · 7 months

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#follow @toastbutteregg on twitter i follow back #memes #dank memes #relatable #relatable memes #twitter #twitter memes #beyoncescock #tweets #toastbutteregg

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ramshacklefey · 5 months

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #guess what i started watching last night

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teaboot · 11 months

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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

#I ALMOST DIED #GIRL HE HAD F CUPS #FUCK

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girlstressed · 9 months

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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

#personal #ITS A REFLEX IDK WHY I USED TO HAVE A RBF AND NOW I HAVE A RESTING SMILING FACE???

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copepods · 6 months

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

#text #my standards for video game music are not high #if there’s a leitmotif i go :O every time

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theblob1958 · 11 months

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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

#missed out on a whole year I could have skated at my local roller rink because I didn't want to go alone #and now it's closed and I won't ever get that year back. sometimes you gotta do it alone if you want to do something

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cosmos-kitty · 6 months

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Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way

#these paws are probably ao anatomically incorrect please ignore that asdfgjgkhk #I made this in a fever #art #artists on tumblr #illustration #boop #april fools

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theredtours · 6 months

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

#they're transparent and i'll post them when I am finished.#I won't even tag them because everyone should have them #boop #text

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lakanakana · 6 months

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war never changes

#boop #april fools #i spent way too long on this #flashing #eye strain

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