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stuck-in-jelly · 2 months

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Ezran: We should approach everyone with an open heart, give them a chance to choose peace and love instead of war!

Ezran when Viren showed up:

#as he should tho i also would throw his ass back in the dungeon like my guy you threw me down there when i was TEN #jelly tarts #tdp spoilers #tdp s6 spoilers #the dragon prince #tdp ezran

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trashcanfromgallifrey · 3 months

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Phil: *goes blonde*

Dan:

#I’m sorry I laughed way too hard at that story #I too would pass out and throw ass at Phlonde Phil #very relatable #dan and phil #dnp #phandom #phan #amazingphil #d&p #daniel howell #dan howell #dan and phil games #dip and pip #phukbang

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months

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Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Dragon AU #MDZS AU #noodleji #(IT'S A REAL TAG!!! AAH!!! THROWING MY HAT TO THE LITTLE GUY LOVERS!)#Yes I watched Fruits Basket in my teen years and yes it left a significant impression on me.#'The Dragon Transforms' and its just into a small little guy.#Even more points if the human form is a Tall Guy.#Sadly this does not appear to be a common nor popular variation so I will sit on my little hill alone. (EDIT: I WAS WRONG)#Dragon LWJ probably would be some kind of river dragon. Lesser god of a small stream.#One that grows bigger with time but always has the reputation of being benevolent and calm to those who seek its clear waters.#Do not pollute these waters or your ass is going to be bit. 1000 tiny puncture marks.#I imagine that's probably how wwx first meets him (accidently pours booze into lwj's river) (gets bit - gets bit - gets bit-)#WWX eventually befriends him through stubbornly showing up every week to give him offerings.#Takes him into town in a little pot of water to show him how the people live. Maybe go to a festival.#When the day is done and he's back in his river and alone - LWJ finally feels a new emotion...it is longing and loneliness.

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stefisdoingthings · 4 months

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silence

also this is from Wolfwood's POV (in case it isn't clear) i have 0 normal thoughts (every song ever is VW)

#i got possessed for 4 days straight and have been making comics every goddamn day #some i like too much to post just yet #but this one was a pain in the ass so (as per usual) must get posted #after it's on tumblr dot com i feel free #so you know how wolfwood points his gun at vash out of fear multiple times #i thought i'd draw a little something about it but much much worse #i dont think ww would ever shoot but it would probably haunt him in his dreams #thinking about how it would feel like to pull the trigger #distantly wondering if vash would /let/ him shoot. if he wanted wolfwood to finally kill him #also #trans wolfwood agenda #but i just casually throw it in the mixture before cooking up some fucked up shit about vw #also i fucking loveeeee the band 'i like trains'#so many lyrics to work on.....#ive sketched a millionsummers comic on i like trains' lyrics too #anyway #thats about it #trigun #trigun fanart #cw blood #tw blood #cw guns #vash the stampede #vashwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #trimax #trigun maximum #vashwood fanart #my art

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cozylittleartblog · 11 months

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cringe is dead because rouxls is carrying the weight of it all madoka style

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #swatch #queen #kris #ralsei #art #doodles #comic #i had to scribble something silly or i would lose my mind #''have u ever drawn pirate rouxls'' there u go now i have ur welcome #was going to draw him on the duck but it did not fit in frame #i can fit a lot of serious headcanons and angst into a character that has LITERALLY done nothing but make a complete ASS of himself-#-every time he's on screen. idk how he can possibly get worse but i can't wait to find out #i wanna throw him into walls like a sticky hand repeatedly #anyway did u guys know its hedy lamarr's birthday today??? happy birthday girlboss xoxo #EDIT HAHA SORRY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO POST AT 11AM BUT I SCHEDULED IT FOR 11PM #WHOOPS

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dailyloopdeloop · 3 months

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loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask

DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #mirabelle isat #isat spoilers #vaguely. mostly for the tags #i think it'd be sooo funny if like. loop and mirabelle postcanon.#loop has rejoined the party somewhat recently and they are not at all adapting. to be honest. reunion probably happened too soon #bc they are a siffrin which means they are disgustingly sentimental. their ass is not taking the time to discover themself as a new person.#do you really think loop is gonna take their own advice.lol.#lmao even #Ok so anyways i think the party and loop would have a weird thing going on #like theyre all extremely grateful to loop. and they trust loop through the general basis of theyre apparently very dear to siffrin #but fucking nobody knows what to make of this bitch. odile knows they are hiding Something but she has no certain evidence to pin it down.#isabeau can't catch loop alone for more than 5 seconds. has the distinct sense they're avoiding him and he does not know why #bonnie....well tbh i think they'd vibe with loop. bonnie win.#mirabelle. i think she wouldn't really like loop? not at first anyways #do you remember in sasasap mirabelle telling siffrin(loop) that for a long time she thought they were a callous sort of person #bc they never took anything seriously at all. like the whole journey didnt mean anything. until they took an eye for bonnie #i think mirabelle would catch a similar vibe towards loop(lol.) bc like #like loop's main presence in the group is negging siffrin and being weird and dodgy around everyone else #i don't even think they'd be mean to the others but they would do everything in their power to throw the party zero bones #so all mirabelle has to go on for loop is that they're kind of a dickhead to her friend and that they're not receptive to normal group #social activities. i think being on the receiving end of mirabelle's kindness would make loop kind of sad and she'd pick up on it #but like. loop is inexplicably important to siffrin. she doesn't know the details bc neither of them want to talk at all about the loops #and i think siffrin would be especially dodgy abt talking about loop in the interrim between them rejoining and them being Presumed Dead #so mirabelle tries a new strategy to bridge the gap between her and loop. the power of Mutual Haterism #more specifically i think mirabelle would get the impression of loop as being much more of a bitch than they actually are #due to the aforementioned siffrin negging #so like. maybe that's just how they socialize maybe they'd be down to talk about hot takes and gossip a bit

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oobbbear · 3 months

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Deadendia art challenge for you: How would YOU draw GigaPael from the book 3 climax?

He’s somehow both the coolest and the goofiest character of the series I don’t know what tell ya

#He got eyes for nipples-#i’ll see myself out #my art #deadendia #deadendia pael #deadendia book 3 #dead end paranormal park #gosh I want to know what this form would have look like in the show so bad #goofy ass throwing goofy tower

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gazspookiebear · 5 months

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Thinking about waiting for Ghost to be ready for a relationship (kind of continued from this post

(Kinda angsty, self doubt/depreciating thoughts)

When you ask 'What are we?', he panics. He doesn't know. He isn't ready to be a boyfriend, to meet your parents, to open up about his life-

His internal monolog is interrupted by your hand on top of his own. He hadn't realized how anxious he must have appeared- sweaty, hands trembling, shallow breaths, the works. He felt like he was being strangled, and all of this was over a simple question. Why did he ever think he could do this?

You tell him it's okay. You tell him you don't need an answer now if he's not ready. You say that you're fine with the way things are, and if he isn't ready to move forward yet, you'll wait for him.

You tell him you'll always love him regardless.

The world might as well have stopped spinning, because you love him?

He wants to tell you he loves you too, but he's scared. He's still waiting for you to leave. For him to lose feelings. For this to all have been a huge waste of time, or for you to realize you deserve better as soon as he confesses how he really feels.

For a split second, he thinks about leaving. About ghosting you. Maybe even breaking up with you- but that would require him to admit there was something there in the first place. It felt like you had snaked your way around his heart and were squeezing with all your might.

God, he couldn't imagine himself without you. He felt like a fool, naive and childish all over again. Why were you so patient with him? Couldn't you see there was something rotting inside of him?

Once again, he's dragged out of his mind by your presence. You look worried. He can't fathom why you would be worried about him. Nonetheless, he squeezes your hand in return. A simple gesture, but it means the world to you. You know he's trying. You know he's fighting with himself and losing half the battles.

You're determined to win the war.

#*sigh*#I think he'd accidentally be a little bit toxic at times #You won't get proper answers or communication for a long ass time #But he really does love you #He just doesn't know how to do all of *this* yet #He's a complicated guy #So much trauma fucking with the way he sees the world (and you)#And autism can make communication/understanding cues difficult sometimes #I think a relationship with him would be challenging and rocky at first #But you'll get there eventually #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost x gn reader #gn!reader #simon ghost riley x reader #Mmm this would be great as a fic but all my wips are still rotting in my notes app #Just wanna throw this out there ig

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youngyoo-apologist · 5 months

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Choi Han and OG Cale try not to fight each other for five minutes challenge level impossible

#they’re so silly #I think it would be rlly funny if Choi Han makes big ass snow balls to throw at Cale just to be a menace #this is technically a segment from [In the Borderline] but out of context it’d be silly in a modern au too #frenemies for real #I think it’s so funny that around eachother OG ChoiCale get into petty fights over silly things #tcf #lcf #lcf fanfic #tcf fanfic #og choicale #og cale henituse

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majimasleftasscheek · 1 year

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#I think kiryu would be a menace who throws up in your bed the next morning but you can't hate him cuz he's so cute #but you beat his ass first and make him replace the sheets #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #my art

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hychlorions · 10 months

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they match :')

#.png #SIBLINGS!#this is what i think happens. in the future. in some distant hypothetical future that capcom refuses to acknowledge now #either because their current aa writers couldn't be at all assed to go through the past games in order to have their narratives in order #or because they went through it. and still decided it would've been funnier to throw in a siblings or dating joke #in addition to their other egregious crimes in regards to tie-in narratives for a game that is part of a SERIES #anyway yeah i think after their sibling reveal thalassa relinquishes the other bracelet to trucy #i think she's only ever kept it and not given it to trucy bc it's either the only thing that connects her to apollo #or (i've forgotten if she thought he was dead or not or if it was mentioned) she's been hoping he would find her #and recognize the bracelet. and see it's a match #i'm rambly today wow #this would've been a good day to stream my drawing process LOL #would've said all this in a vod i wouldn't keep and it'll die forever #but i didn't. so now it's in the tags mwah

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kacievvbbbb · 28 days

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While I do so love the image of Mihawk as a blushing virgin bride bashful about all things sex and PDA. I cannot lie to myself.

This is a man that takes off his shirt to put on his jacket before heading outside. He has never known shame a day in his life.

#we think shanks is the shameless one but Mihawk would strip buck ass naked right there on the deck if he needed too don’t test him #I know that being shamelesd about nudity isn’t the same as being shameless about sex #but Mihawk definitely fucks just to have something to do #I imagine that it’s probably all the compliments that Shanks would absolutely lavish him with that would get him blushing red all over #also he’s the kind of dude to be fine practically having sec in public but god forbid Shanks kiss him lovingly infront of his crew #vanilla virgin Mihawk and Mihawk that acts completely unfazed even with the kindest of sex how close you both are to my heart #and don’t worry there is room for both of you to exist #mishanks #is always implied #dracule mihawk #throwing thoughts to the void #hawkeye mihawk #op #one piece #one piece funny #lol #one piece shitpost

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sallymew4 · 1 month

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Watching you get got by the teru reigen virus in real time is so funny dude. And you're right

EXCUSE TO DRAW REIGEN AND TERU SPOTTED

dude im so sick in the head about them its not even funny (it is). the teru reigen virus is NO JOKE GUYS. it can get you any time anywhere and you wont even know until it's TOO LATE. but yes like you said i am incredibly correct

also since i have yall here