#i’m making that a tag

[thebeefsteaktomato]

as promised here is my billy content. I can’t imagine that sharing a face with your dead dad you don’t remember all too well is that fun! anywho i love to make all my favorite goobers suffer!!!

[spiralingemptyness]

Ok, not explaining myself too much. but.

Dionysus (one of the better parents of the PJO gods), god of madness and insanity, and forced camp director, has to watch kids go off to their deaths or die trying to find camp/a safe haven, while being sober… also god of wine and former demigod himself, forcibly sober having children die because of their blood.

Now, back to the god of madness and insanity part, he probably felt or sensed when Kronos was being a bitch and messing with peoples heads…… so what if he idk intervened, mainly with a one Luke Castellan. He probably wouldn’t shut down the whole, gods need to pay child support idea, but keep Kronos out of his head or block him, idk schematics.

But I also find it funny if he would ironically/accidentally steal Hermes kid…. And later on Poseidon’s kid (srs the fucking show ‘…son’ ‘dad?’, sorry Dionysus, now that’s ur kid (((((: )

totally different thing… I like Hera in PJO (bc of the Jason grace thing) but not the biggest fan of her in myths (tho it’s understandable bc she married her whorish cunt brother to hide the fact he assaulted her). On the other end, I like Hermes, but not a fan of the winged bitch in PJO… I’m on the ropes about him in PJO. Hephaestus I’m chill about on both ends, idk why.

TLDR: I like found family, and changing plots of fandoms I like. Also I have different feelings on different representations of certain gods and goddesses

[ibeewashere]

JonMartin library au except they work at one of those barnes and nobles with a little cafe in the front and Martin works as a Barista and Jon works as a cashier (he gets to read the books for free and also… money. So it’s worth it dealing with annoying customers occasionally) and he usually just gets his coffee at the cafe even though it’s pretty shit and also the barista that usually ends up working during his shift is sickeningly sweet and how DARE anyone be happy around Jonathan Sims and goddamnit that same bartender (who he has to admit, is just a little bit charming…) won’t stop trying to strike up a friendly conversation anytime they see each other. Chat is this anything can anyone hear me

[staygaybaby]

I could go on and on about how much I love this song, but I'll just say this: if you haven't listened to 'Why' yet, then you're seriously missing out on life. LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO??? GOOD MORNING??? MY NAME IS???

give it a listen and thank me later.

[queerolddad]

For your consideration: Erik Elizabeth Daaé

[ocularpatdowns]

i REALLY wanna do a series of one shot fics and/or comics about Dennis being in a PHP (either because his regular therapist told him to or as a step down program from a stint in rehab for a crack relapse)

like it would be SO funny because (from my personal experience) PHPs are by definition very supportive and friendly environments and Dennis is the total opposite of that!

and he’d totally over-share, like:

Clinician: ok, time for morning check-in! Dennis, how did you sleep last night?

Dennis: i slept very well :)

Clinician: great! i know you often have trouble sleeping. what coping skills did you use to help get some rest?

Dennis: oh my partner and i banged for hours!

Clinician: uh-

Dennis: yeah he really railed me

Other Patient #1: jeez—

Dennis: it was very satisfying

Other Patient #2: bruh—

Clinician: ok—

Dennis: i mean, it’s not a surprise that he knows how to satisfy my nearly insatiable sexual needs. Mac has been studying my sex tapes for decades, so he’s learned from the best

Other Patient #3: gross you’re like 50

Clinician: ok Dennis, that’s eno—

Dennis: anyway, after he fucked my brains out, i was able to sleep peacefully through the night

Clinician: im happy for you, Dennis, but once again, you really don’t need to give that much detail during group

Dennis: (unbothered) hey i’m just answering your question

Clinician:…thank you

Dennis: oh and i won’t be participating in today’s yoga session. he really blew my back out, as the zillennials say

Clinician: *exhausted sigh* ok

[pwincess-charchar]

Going insane going absolutely feral I have all this energy and I don’t know what to dO WITH IT-

-14 year old char-char

[some-sort-of-siren]

Guys Jesus is such a funny guy

[thatoneautisticfnaffan]

Samantha (Fazbear Frights Coming Home) is 100% autistic. Hear me out:

DISCLAIMER: I’m not a licensed professional, I’m speaking based on my personal experience and my knowledge of autism.

- She was taken to two psychiatrists after her sister’s death. Both rooms were messy and had a messy pile of toys for Samantha to play with, which distressed her so much that she begged her mother not to make her go back there. It sounds like Samantha was overstimulated by the messy environment. Overstimulation caused by being in uncomfortable environments is something a lot of autistic people go through.

- Very specific nighttime routine that Susie finds confusing- Write at least a paragraph in her diary, brush her teeth, go to the bathroom, have a glass of water, touch her toes four times, brush her hair fifty times, say goodnight to her dolls, and then get into bed. Specific patterns and routines aren’t uncommon for autistic people to have.

- Not a trait but a experience many autistic can relate to: being teased/bullied because you’re considered "weird" and don’t "fit in".

These are things I can relate to and understand as a autistic person, so I consider Samantha to be autistic. So to sum it up: Samantha is autistic because I said so /j. But seriously, she comes off as very ND.

[ladyddanger]

There are four totally different c!max’s. Bastion smp max Hivemind Max quackblr max and dsmp! Max. I should do an across the max verse

[madscienceforidiots]

During the stakeout:

John: so we punch them right?

Shaun: no we’re supposed to be watching them.

John: so we punch them after?

Shaun: what is with you and punching people!?

John: it’s the most efficient solution.

Shaun: sigh. you will always be like this huh

John: did, did you just actually say the word sigh?

Shaun: yes, now would you please be quiet I need to think

[tragedykery]

I ❤️ self-loathing characters, characters who struggle with monstrosity (either fearing or embracing it), characters who are so lonely, who have a gaping hole in their chest, who bottle up & repress their feelings, who claw their way up & have ambitions, who fall down & lose everything, who search for identity & purpose yet can’t see themselves outside of what others want from or expect of them, who are hurt & hurt others, who long & grieve, who lie & pretend. characters who are messy & flawed & human

[pauputoot]

reblog not for a “bigger sample size” but because polls like this are a fun way to help people reinforce their own self-concept and passing it along so that other people can also have the opportunity to strengthen their sense of self by pressing a button is a cool and nice thing to do

[justaboot]

Not to out myself as someone that’s been on tumblr for too long, but I’m so sad to see this new trend of people saying “I like this thing, even though the show isn’t airing anymore.” Like? That’s how things work! Keep enjoying them! Art doesn’t just vanish when it’s not airing, and it wasn’t made to be exclusively viewed live! 10+ years ago, the idea of saying “Ah, I’m still here in this fandom 2 years after the show was cancelled 😳” would have been BONKERS!

All these kids saying “It’s so sad the shows gone,” no it’s not!!! I saw your fanart yesterday! Last week you told me about my favorite character’s music playlist!!! I saw them running around in your AMV!

Where’s the longevity?? It was made for you!!! Not TV!!! It was made for keeps!!! Keep it!!! Please!!! That’s how art stays alive!!!

[crazysnor1ax]

Thank you Splatoon for all the memories, gonna miss you you funky little squid game <3

[frog-chemicals]

Part 2!