Why would a greengrocer travel the world to sell a single cart of cabbages? Are the cabbages so bad that the news spreads like wildfire (“I heard Sung’s cousin’s skin turned green and that he hasn’t left the house since”), forcing him to move towns every few days? Have we actually ever seen him sell a single cabbage? Or is his cart always full? If he does sell cabbages off-screen and is not travelling with the same cart of cabbages, where does he get new ones? Is it plausible he's first travelled back home every time we encounter him in a new Earth Kingdom town? Is it plausible we just happen to stumble upon him whenever he's gotten new products? Or are the cabbages merely a cover for a larger conspiracy? In this essay I will
AU where after Glamrock Bonnie’s decommission/after he goes missing, Glamrock Freddy and the rest of the remaining animatronics end up being reprogrammed—or, basically, having their memories messed with.
The only change to the rest of the animatronics is that they don’t remember anything about Glamrock Bonnie. They’d know about Bonnie Bowl and small things like that—but have no idea that they all had a Bonnie.
As for Glamrock Bonnie himself, they end up having something wrong with the memories, too. Although it’s not because he was reprogrammed or anything—it’s because of the damage/the state they are in.
And with them, whether it’s a “Cassie finds them during Ruin and helps, then leaves with him” type of situation, or something different (like Gregory staying and finding him), Glam. Bon would eventually see Glam. Fred again.
Though, there’s that problem: Reprogramming for Glam Fred to literally not know who the bunny is, and Glam Bon having all of that damage.
But, despite that, both of them feel like there’s something—even just the tiniest bit—familiar about the other.
Long story short: Glam. Bon goes, the others are reprogrammed and forget them—Glam Bon’s damage causes him to forget. The two reunite, but have no idea who the other is.
Some concepts for this au! Mostly regarding Vaati and Ezlo!
Vaati was born with a rare mutation that made him the purple red eyed scrunkley we know and love. That unfortunately costed the life of his mother, and his father died later on. The Minish were never cruel to him cuz Minish are very kind at heart, but Vaati knew that he stuck out like a sore thumb so he was pretty isolated from the rest of the Minish. When he was a wee lad, he met a Hylian girl named Ella who he became best friends with. He truly felt like he belonged somewhere with Ella and they grew closer as they grew up together. But when Ella reached adulthood, she stopped seeing him, as the rules are with the Minish. This hit Vaati hard cuz she was the only friend he had and he sorta grew to love her as well. But he was constantly told that Hylia made it so adult Hylians couldn’t see them for their own protection, so he didn’t reach out that much (but he still tried)
Now as Vaati grew into adulthood, he became very skilled with magic, so skilled that he became an apprentice for Ezlo, the greatest Minish mage. And so he trained under him and secretly was working on something to turn him into a Hylian. Vaati grew to hate being a Minish and he was so desperate to see Ella again that he planned to leave everything to be a Hylian. But Vaati used dark magic to create a hat that could turn him into a Hylian, and when Ezlo found out, it was too late, and Vaati was gone. Ezlo made a hat of his own to try to hunt down Vaati so he wouldn’t hurt himself (Ezlo grew very fond of Vaati and even saw him as his son so there’s a lotta drama there). So yeah that’s Vaati’s backstory!
Vaati’s magic gets so out of control that he does morph into those monstrous forms from the games. The Vaati reborn looks is him wearing the hat, but the weird cyclops look is him without the hat. It gets bad.
Astor’s backstory is here . But there’s Astor and Terrako! Plus some doodles with Yuga and Zant’s backstories. Also a very important fruity scale
I’m feeling quite sad about how much the active bts fandom on tumblr has shrunk and/ or how selective the community has become regarding content interaction. I’ve heard people pointing out a clique-building here lately, and while I’m well aware of closer mutual circles existing – and I can only speak on behalf of my friend group here – these pretty much develop naturally when there’s just no one else who reacts, reblogs from and talks to you anymore except for these handful of people. I don’t like that some people perceive these “cliques” as “exclusive”, for example to content creators only. that’s bullshit; it’s certainly not great to have only other cc’s support your work because they personally know how much time and effort it takes. also, knowing how lovely most of these people are, you’d get immediately followed back and showered with love too as soon as you’d even show a speckle of kindness on a regular basis, regardless of whether you make gifs yourself or not. ccs dedicating sets to each other isn’t a sign of exclusivity, but rather us holding onto and appreciating people who still give us at least some motivation to create and post in the first place anymore, because there’s quite literally no one else left by now.
Don’t say that! I love your writing so much!!! There’s nothing wrong with sticking to canon, and the way you write all the characters is amazing! You have such great characterization and the way you write emotions is just incredible!
Your writing is absolutely incredible, even if you may not believe it yourself you contribute a lot to this fandom and I know you’ve definitely made some of my awful days better just because I read some of the things you’ve published. Every time I see you post I get excited because I love your content so much!
The things you create are valuable and lovely because they’re yours! They are wholeheartedly and entirely yours! That is what makes them amazing! It makes it unique and beautiful and no one else can make it!
I know it’s hard to believe and your mentality won’t change just because I, one insignificant person you’ve never met, said this, but I hope someday you can believe it.
Until then, I (and so, so many other people, I imagine) will remind you as many times as you need. I hope you have an excellent night and I offer you hugs 🫂
Ohhh anon
I was having a moment of self-doubt and getting frustrated with my writing so I decided to go do something else, and then I come back and see this lovely message that makes me cry 💖
You’re so sweet anon, thank you so much for your kind words. They mean a lot 😭