#i'll be so good

[mattieboyyy]

i want a pretty lady to tie me up and play with my boypussy Wanna hear her tease me for how needy I am

"Look at you, mommy's needy boy.."

"Shh.. It's ok honey, just don't make a mess."

"Such good boy f'mommy."

omgggggg the things i'd let an older woman do!!

[queeranddepraved]

Can a mean, scary man come kidnap me so I can get out of this toxic ass living situation???

[gilverrwrites]

in regards to the Roman fucking you instead of killing you for seeing something you shouldn’t…he keeps you alive, but very much keeps you under his thumb. If you ever get to leave his vicinity again, it’s with an R.S engraved collar and a plug in your ass.

Only if he thinks you're worth keeping but by god that's the dream

[harbingersecho]

you will regret this for the rest of your life

[priintaniere]

i can be your chimra....or yuor dungeon lord

※ please do not repost my art ※   ➜ commission and ko-fi links in bio

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[mroddmod]

everyone be quiet i'm manifesting

[imhavingagendermoment]

Feeling cute maybe I should get a dick shoved all the way down my throat

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!

If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)

[hansoeii]

crowley

[punkeduppirate]

look at you, you're gorgeous💥

[meo-eiru]

Where do you think you are going?

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

[egophiliac]

crossing my fingers and wishing upon every star that chapter 10 finally brings us the tweel cards 🤞🤞

[mxsseduction]

I'm so pretty and needy and loose and I'm about to get high it'd be such a travesty if someone broke into my room to give me a reason to whine

[poobirdy]

bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza, you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.