#i'm EXCITED!!!!!!!! it's gunna look CUTE!!!

[adiadagaki]

Mine - Megumi x reader (18+)

You and your boyfriend Megumi decide to go out for the day. To the beach. Your trip is cut short when someone decides to flirt with you, and Megumj is intent on showing you exactly who you belong to.

"Megumi."

"Yes baby."

"Can we bring the demon dogs to the beach? I'm sure they will have loads of fun." your boyfriend sighed heavily in the next room.

He had never understood your obsession with his demon dogs. Everywhere you went you requested the demon dogs company, and you knew Megumi was only so discontent with the fact because you often gave them plenty of attention.

Forehead kisses, hugs and head scratches.

Still, his arsenal of weapons didn't contain a will to deny you, so he always said yes.

But you did try and delegate your affection to your lovely boyfriend too. Hugging him, kissing him, cuddling him and complimenting him to your hearts content.

Tying the sides of the cute pink bikini you'd bought a few weeks prior you then tied a white sarong around your waist. After seeing the gorgeous weather you'd asked to go on a exertion to the beach, Megumi had agreed.

You'd accidentally let it slip to Nobara and Yuji though, to Megumi's discontent, meaning they were tagging along too.

"Yeah, they can come." leaving the bathroom you glided over to your boyfriend, kissing him sweetly "Thank you." with an added hue to his cheeks he glanced off to the side "No problem."

He was in a white shirt and some black swim shorts and sliders, ready to hit Tokyo's beaches.

"You look beautiful in that bikini baby." beaming up at him you did a little dramatic spin "I thought you might like it." laughing when he snatched your hips and tugged you against his chest you rested a hand on his cheek.

He was so handsome when he got worked up from your teasing. That hard set of his jaw, the slight furrow of his brows. Leaning up you kissed him again, this time he let his hands fall to your ass, the flimsy material of your sarong not providing much protection.

Moaning slightly you stood on your tip toes, pushing your chest flush with his. It wasn't often you got full days off from training, recently Gojo's work trips had been few and far between so we couldn't sneak them like we normally would.

Evenings off were nice, but a day off was a treat never not taken advantage of.

Knocking on Megumi's door had you tearing away from him as you both sighed heavily in unison. If Gojo wasn't there to get in your way, someone else always was.

"Hurry up you guys! We won't get sunbeds otherwise." frowning you let your head fall against Megumi's chest, dissapointed a session of much needed sex had been ripped from you.

Sure, you had had sex last night, but you and Megumi could never have enough sex. That was a sentiment you know for a fact he agreed with whole heartedly.

"There's plenty of time for that later baby, don't worry."

"Oh, so you are telling me you arent annoyed?" quirking an eyebrow you relished in his little 'tch'.

"You know that isn't what I mean baby, now be a good girl for me and I'll treat you later." kissing you he summoned his demon dogs before answering the door.

Snatching your bag you pet the demon dogs before joining your boyfriend who eagerly wrapped an arm around your waist. Smiling you faced Yuji and Nobara.

"Hi guys, are you alright?"

"Yeah, so excited to spend some time in the sun." Nobara soughed, popping out her hip and resting a hand on it "I'm gunna have a pint of ice cream." Yuji announced, Nobara scoffed while you laughed.

Yuji never failed to surprise you with his outlandish tasks he set out on.

"Anyway, let's go. I blagged us a car ride from Ijichi." Nobara boasted while heading towards the front of the school. You and Megumi shared a glance before following along after them.

In Nobara's language blagged meant she had threatened someone's life for a 'favour' she would never return.

Once at the beach Nobara and Yuji ran off while you pestered Megumi about ice cream. You had a real craving for it right now and you couldn't wait another second.

Which was why you were stood at an ice cream store pointing at the strawberry flavor.

"Please may I have two scoops of strawberry with strawberry sauce please, oh and a wafer, thank you." smiling politely you shifted uneasily when the guy serving you smiled oddly and didn't speak.

Inching towards Megumi you took his hand, unsettled by the feeling residing in your stomach. Unlike your boyfriend you didn't practise jujutsu, you were a regular high school student. Megumi simply offered for you to live with him out of want and convenience.

Your parents had passed away a few months ago, by a curse. That was actually how you met Megumi, and one thing led to another and here you were today. He had helped you a lot, he was the only reason you were where you were today.

"Can you stop looking at my girlfriend like that." Megumi grunted, his frustration mounting at the fact someone dared to look at a sweet thing like you in such a disgusting manner. Not only that you were his. No one else's.

"Like what?" he challenged while scooping the ice cream. Squeezing Megumi's hand you sighed "Leave it. He isn't worth it." you peered up into his eyes and he nodded after a tense moment, kissing your forehead. A silent promise.

Today was meant to be a break for the both of you, there was no point letting some perverted weirdo mess it all up.

When he slid the ice cream over the counter and frowned when you saw the lack of sauce. Fortunately, Megumi had noticed too, and he looked pissed.

"She asked for sauce too, are you fucking dumb?" oh dear. When Megumi started swearing that meant he was really unhappy. So much for not making a scene.

The weirdo glared at Megumi while taking the pot back, before softening when they returned back to you. As he drizzled the sauce on he licked his lips. Your appetite diminished in an instant.

Stepping forward Megumi grabbed the guy and ripped him over the counter, throwing him to the ground "Who the fuck do you think you are?" grabbing Megumi's arm you tugged fruitlessly. This guy was going to be lucky if he got off with a concussion, he had really pissed off Megumi.

As soon as Megumi's fist smashed against the guys face the crowd collectively gasped. Fearing he would get into trouble you wrapped around his body and tried to haul him back as he pummeled the guys face.

"Megumi please stop." breathing heavily he let up, leaving a bloody mess of a face on who had tested his anger. Leaving him wheezing on the ground you dragged Megumi away from the public eye.

Oh he is going to get in so much trouble.

Winding down a nature trail away from the watchful eyes of the public you sat him down on a bamboo bench. Your eyes zoned in on the pot of ice cream in his bloody hand.

"You said you wanted it." handing it to you caused you to smile. He was far too sweet for his own good.

Reaching for your bag you removed your little first aid kit and reached for some alcohol wipes "Why do you have that?"

"Well, I know you are a jujutsu sorcerer, so I always keep a first aid kit and pain killers on hand. You never know what will happen, do you?" the idea of you worrying about him so greatly had his heart beating erratically.

Taking his hand you swiped delicately at the cuts, mindful of how much he must be hurting "Thank you... I know you'll get in trouble for what you did... you didn't need to-"

"I wasn't going to let him treat you in such a manner baby. He was asked to stop and didn't, he had no right to make you feel uncomfortable." kissing him you refrained from distracting yourself any further until he was bandaged up.

Cupping his face in your hand you smirked "I think you are awfully sweet, my dearest Megumi." locking your lips with his again you hummed contently when he slid his tongue into your mouth.

The kiss quickly turned more ferocious, Megumi's hands cupping your ass as he tugged you onto his lap. Digging your hands into his hair you hungered after him.

No other man could possibly make you feel so safe, so appreciated, so wanted. You didn't think another man existed who would have done what Megumi did for you.

When Megumi ground against you, his cock hard and straining against his swim shorts. You can just imagine the bead of pre leaking from the tip. The image had you rutting against him despite your better judgement.

This was a public path, it wouldn't take much for someone to stroll down and catch us all over one another.

"We shouldn't." your thoughts ended when Megumi kissed your jaw as he would your mouth, all tongue and open mouthed. Moaning, one of your hands fisted in his hair, your pussy undeniably wet from your kiss alone.

Dragging his teeth along the tender flesh of your neck he lapped at that deliciously sweet spot under your jaw. As soon as his teeth latched onto the skin your hips rutted against his cock, your clothes aggravating you immensely.

"Let me have it." you begged as Megumi sucked viciously on your neck. Fuck, you should have brought a scarf out with him and his territorial habits.

Megumi used his hold on your hips to help you steadily grind against his cock. The sharp gasps of pleasure he released had you whimpering his name, pure need lacing it.

"Do you need it baby?"

"Y-yeah. I always need it Megumi."

"There's a good girl." he purred while nudging your bikini out of the way.

His tongue ran over your nipple repeatedly, coating it in a healthy layer of saliva. Everything he did was so fucking attractive, most of the time it was impossible for you to function.

You distinctly remember one time when you returned home from college that day and Megumi was sat in bed reading a book. It was some classic you'd never heard of, but you remembered him, and how he looked.

Strewn out on the bed, his hair slightly mused from a towel dry after his shower. One of those black shirts he was so fond of lounging around in and some joggers. His relaxed pose paired with that gorgeous face had you stumbling over to him.

The pair of you had great sex that night.

Megumi popping your nipple into his mouth had you bouncing on his cock. Hopefully, it would rile him up so much he would just fuck right into you. That wasn't your sole intention though, you were actually that turned on by him.

"Such a needy girl, aren't you baby?" nodding your agreement you stared into Megumi's blues. A tint of a flush had appeared on his cheeks but you knew yours were a rash shade of pink by now. Just how Megumi liked it.

"Are you gunna show me how badly you need it?" again, you nodded while climbing off his lap. You knew what he was referring to, and you were more than happy to give him exactly what it was he wanted.

Except as you were about to crouch down, he gently took your arms. Freezing you peered up at him questioningly, did he mean he wanted you to do something else?

"One second baby, stay right there." releasing you he tugged off his top and folded it a few times to form a smallish rectangle. Reaching down he placed it on the stone path, right where you'd be putting your knees.

Pressing a deep kiss to your lips, he then sat back, abs now on display "Didn't want you to cut up your knees." the sweet gesture had your stomach exploding with butterflies. Who else would have ever been so thoughtful?

No one, was the answer.

God he was so fucking perfect.

Snapping back into action, you freed his cock from his shorts and the sight was just as you imagined it. The tip a rich red, a bead of glistening pre-come resting on the tip.

Taking him into your hand you pumped him a few times before delivering a kitten lick to the tip of his cock. Megumi's muscles flexed as he grunted, it taking all of his will power to refrain from fucking your throat raw.

His control only remained tethered because he wanted to put his all into fucking you. He wanted to reserve as much energy as he could.

Pressing a final teasing kiss to his tip you finally took some of his cock into your mouth. Megumi's deep groan had you forgetting you were still very much in public, and could very well be caught red handed.

Humming you held onto his thighs and urged yourself to take him deeper. Once his tip hit the back of your throat, you gagged and Megumi rolled his hips involuntarily. You were just too warm and felt too good for him to resist.

"Fuck... that's my good girl... all mine aren't you?" seen as you couldn't speak to tell him yes you were all his, you showed him. Languidly sucking his cock you followed up by brushing your tongue against him as you began to bob your head.

Placing one of your hands at the bottom of his cock you swivelled your wrist, providing a different kind of stimulation to the parts of his cock you couldn't reach.

Immersing yourself in the feel of his cock in your mouth, you felt your hips grind eagerly against the air. The weight of his cock against your tongue, the slightly salty taste of his pre making your clit throb with need.

"Fuck baby, up." startled by his order you fell back onto your heels, gazing up at him as he confused you more and more every minute.

"Did I do something wrong?" started by your words Megumi froze, he didn't believe you seriously thought anything about that was wrong. In his eyes you were perfect, clearly he needed to show you.

Reaching down he cupped your face, delving into another bruising kiss "You never do anything wrong baby."

"Then why did you-"

"I want to come inside your pretty pussy, let it know that it's mine and mine alone." climbing back to your feet you clung to Megumi as he too stood up.

"Kneel on the bench baby." as he spoke he yanked on the strings of your underwear, tossing the bottoms to the edge of the bench.

Crawling onto the bench as instructed you felt him push you over the back of the bench. Grasping to the backside of the bench you found you had little support.

Good thing Megumi was on top of that too.

Grasping onto your hips he nudged your legs apart before teasing your entrance with his cock. It was then you realised you hadn't had any prep to take him and you usually needed plenty.

Opening your mouth to voice the fact was cut short when Megumi forced the tip of his cock into you.

"Ah! Megu-" he continued to ease his way into you, not struggling with your resistance to the sudden and large intrusion. Panting you wriggled around, not sure what your motivation was exactly, after all you never wanted to get away from Megumi.

"Shit you are... tight baby."

"Too big." Megumi massaged your ass in his hands as his hips rutted forwards filling you to the brim with his cock. You choked as the feeling of being stuffed so full overwhelmed you.

A few seconds adjustment were all you received before Megumi began to pound into you. His jealousy reigning for a moment, images of someone daring to touch what was his sending him feral.

"This is my pussy. Mine to fuck. Mine to devour. Mine to pump full of my come. Not some fucking accident who should never have been born into this world. Someone so undeserving of you. This pussy should be nothing short of worshipped by me." scratching at the wood of the bench as his cock slammed into you you fought for breath between moans.

He was angling his hips to hit that spot. Your back was arched and your thighs were shaking as your come dripped down your thighs.

"Megumi!" you cried when he hit your g-spot just right. The force he was fucking you with had the bench wobbling against the stone as the legs screeched to find purchase.

"Aren't you such a good girl? Squeezing my cock like that, taking my cock so fucking well. Who's is this pussy? Tell me who's body this is, every beautiful curve, dimple and crevice... fucking tell me." the pants and moans he released had your pussy fluttering around his cock.

Words to reply to him built in your throat but quickly died out when his cock stretched you again and again "Gone dumb from my cock have you baby? Am I making this pretty pussy feel good?"

"Y-yes... harder... deeper... please." you sobbed as you thrust your hips back against him.

Megumi swore as his hands gripped you tighter, tugging you to meet his thrusts. The brutal fucking had tears streaming down your face, every stroke of his cock dragging you towards what you knew would be a devastating orgasm.

Pleasure continued to ripple through you as Megumi snarled dirty promises into the air. You were dripping for him and anyone who walked into this scene wouldn't be challenged to tell. The sounds your bodies were making were scandalous.

"Come for me baby, come all over my cock, show me you are my good girl." squeezing your eyes shut you grappled onto the bench as one particular thrust caused it to almost tater over.

"Megumi!" you screamed as your orgasm doused you in tidal sized waves of pleasure. A distant 'fuck' was heard behind you but you were too focused on the body you possessed but couldn't control.

When Megumi came inside you, you moaned, the warmth of him inside you a feeling so erotic you yearned for another round already.

Little did you know Megumi had something very similar to that in mind. His eyes were tracking yours and his come leaking out of your pussy, coating your thighs in a generous layer of your arousal.

His possessive nature flared to a new height again as he got to his knees before you. The fact someone had dared to stare at you with those eyes, in front of him no less, made him fucking murderous.

You were his, and his alone.

Groaning he burried his face inbetween your legs, instantly lapping at your clit and drinking from your weeping pussy.

Gasping at the extra spike of uncomfortable pain you attempted to pull yourself away. Normally, it took more than one orgasm for you to get overstimulated but that orgasm he just delivered to you was out of this world. So, you weren't surprised another after one so intense was jarring to your body.

"Megumi... too much." you slurred while wiggling away "Hold still baby, let me taste us." Megumi mumbled before delving back into his meal.

His tongue was dipping into your pussy, properly tasting the result of your intense and passionate fucking. Panting you fought to keep your hips still, understanding you were getting another orgasm whether you deemed it too much or not.

Assisting in your ride of pleasure you raised shaky hands and plucked at your nipples before rolling to sooth the pain. Now, your moans had transformed to whimpers and pleas.

Pleas your hungry boyfriend answered.

Sucks to your clit and his tongue dipping inside you had another gentler orgasm lulling you in a state of post-orgasm sleep.

"Baby." Megumi whispered as he picked you up "We need to head back."

"Mhm... we are lucky that no one saw us." Megumi laughed lowly, the sound warm and masculine, it igniting a fire that swirled in your lower stomach.

Nothing made you happier than seeing him happy.

"You didn't think I'd let someone see us did you? I've had the demon dogs guarding the path." of course, you should have guessed.

Megumi was jealous as the best of times, today had been a clear representation of just how possessive he was. One wrong look from a guy and he was glaring daggers at them, ready to square up and fight.

Naturally, Megumi got plenty of female attention but he didn't even entertain them. Not that you did, of course, but you could let those things go. You trusted your boyfriend unconditionally as he did with you. If either of you had any issues or problems you both knew it would be addressed.

Megumi just had that jealous side to him you adored.

You hope with all your heart that part of him never dies.

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"Where the hell have you two been?" Yuji bellowed as he ran towards you and Megumi. He had to carry you in the end as walking proved impossible for you. In your hand was a strawberry ice cream, plenty of sauce and a wafer from a different shop.

Megumi smiled and looked off "We got lost."

"Lost?" Nobara scoffed as Megumi set you down on a sunbed, the pair of you stealing a knowing glance.

"Yes, Nobara lost."

"They are definitely lying." Nobara attempted to whisper to Yuji, unfortunately for her she was not very secretive.

Megumi and you laughed as Nobara cryptically tried to insinuate what you'd been doing, not that either of you'd admit it.

It had been a lovely day out.

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thinking abt wearing jason's initial on a necklace but in a taylor swift kind of way

-🕷️

THIS THIS THIS CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT

I WANT TO WEAR HIS INITIAL ON A CHAIN ROUND MY NECK CHAIN ROUND MY NECK NOT BC HE OWNS ME BUT CAUSE HE REALLY KNOWS ME WHICH IS MORE THAN THEY CAN SAY-

ANYWAy

Here's the thing about the fucking press, since the moment they found out Jason was alive, they've never let him breathe. Your relationship went public against your will only two months after he was declared legally alive. Since then the opinion on your relationship had fluctuated. Sometimes there were fan accounts and other times you were sent death threats. Jason did what he could, but he couldn't stop everything.

The worst that happened was when you went with some friends. It was just dinner on a balcony at a nice restaurant. Jason had gone to some concert with one of his siblings. To be honest, you were too drunk to remember which. You were out with three friends two of you were drunk. The birthday boy doesn’t like to drink, but he gave the ok for everyone else. One other friend stayed sober and offered to be the designated driver.

You're solidly drunk. Drunk enough to actually be excited to take pictures. Drunk enough to be laughing the whole time. Drunk enough to try to call your cat on the phone.

Either way, you're singing happy birthday while your friends are taking pictures so you lean over to kiss the birthday boy's cheek and tell him "HappsyBirthay!" He laughs and thanks you. It's a good time. Your other drunk friend kisses him on the other cheek and takes a picture of it on his phone. It's cute. It's fun. But it is 11:30 pm and time to go home.

You're about to get in the designated driver's car when he asks for your address. You don’t invite people over much, what with Jason having to go on patrol and bloody bats dropping in. You're also drunk enough to not know your address. "That's a relly diffisult queshion. Do you know the answer?" You look over to the birthday boy; he's been to your apartment a few times to have lunch and feed the cat.

He looks over at the designated driver. "I don’t know the address, but I know to get there... Don't worry about it. I'll take her home."

"We goin home?"

He laughs. "Yeah."

"Holy shit! Is Jason gunna be there?" He puts his arm around your waist to guide you into his car so you don’t fall.

"I don’t know. You said he was going out tonight, but I don’t know if he's back yet." He laughs again and waves goodbye to your other friends before he buckles himself into the driver's seat.

The car ride home is mostly quiet. You're half asleep, and it's not long until your friend is pulling into the parking garage. He taps your shoulder and asks for your key. You don’t know where it is. He asks for your phone. You hand it over, and he asks Siri to call Jason.

Jason picks up after half a ring.

"Hello?"

"Hey, man. It's me. We're in the parking garage and your wonderful girlfriend is too drunk to find her keys. Any chance you're home."

You hear Jason's voice ask something about articles, news, and pictures before you fall asleep again.

A few minutes pass and someone's calling your name and unbuckling your seatbelt. You look over and see Jason leaning over you.

"J'son!"

"Hey, sweetheart."

"I missd you." He grabs your bag off the floor.

"I missed you too. Hey can you give me your phone?"

You nod your head and hand him the phone.

"I'm gonna pick you up. Ready?"

"Yeah!" He lifts you up while you shout "Weeeee!"

He closes the car with his shoe and turns toward your friend. "Thanks, man. Happy Birthday. Sorry about everything."

"'s no problem. Take care of her. Bye."

You don’t remember much of the elevator ride up or getting in pajamas or getting in bed. But you remember waking up. That wasn't fun.

Jason makes you breakfast, and that in itself isn't out of the ordinary at all, but he's acting weird. Every time you ask for your phone he says "I'll give it to you in a minute."

You can't take it anymore. "Jay, just tell me what happened. You're killing me. Did I post anything dumb while drunk again?"

"No." He sighs and grabs your phone out his pocket before opening up an article. You take your phone from him and read the headline. You feel sick.

"Jason Todd and Girlfriend Broke Up! Finally She's Gone"

You take a bite of eggs off Jason's plate and keep reading.

"Here's the evidence:

"nobody's heard from the couple for months, not even so much as an instagram post from the once vocal couple

"Todd was seen last night at a concert singing his heart out to breakup songs, images below

"and most damning of all: the now would-be ex-girlfriend was spotted last night getting cozy and leaving with new man, exclusive photos below!"

You scroll and see zoomed in photos of you kissing your friend's cheek and getting into his car. You bang your forehead into the counter repeatedly. Jason puts his hand over the spot you're hitting your head against. You look to him and he looks apologetic.

"I'd prefer if you didn’t read the rest. I don’t think Vicki Vale likes you very much. I'm having Bruce sue the company right now."

You try to hit your head into the table again and he grabs your cheek to stop you. He leaves his hand there. This time, you look apologetic.

"I'm sorry. It just makes me upset when people think I don’t love you or that you don’t love me." You meet his eyes and he's smiling.

"I had an idea."

He pulls two small boxes from his pockets and you stop yourself from making a comment about the size of men's pockets. Before you have the time to freak out, questioning what's in the boxes, he opens them. They're necklaces with the initials of your first names. He takes the one with your initial and puts it around his neck. The chain on his is longer than the other one.

"Obviously you don’t have to, I just had a feeling you might want to. I'm not trying to put a brand on you-"

You cut him off with a kiss.

"I'm never taking it off."

[cum-a-calla]

oR sucking romans cock under his desk so he has some mortifyingly weird interaction with someone important and hes humiliated and angry but also that's what gets him off the best

If he really wanted you to stop, he would roll the chair away, plant his palm against your face and push you forcefully off his cock. If he really wanted that, he would act, not whine about it.

"Come on, stop. I gotta take this." His cell buzzes in his hand. He peers under the desk at you and you look up at him, sliding your lips up and off of him with an obscene pop. You lick at the head as he shivers.

"Answer it."

"Answer it." You look directly at him, stroking him a little faster. "Now."

"Wh - no, I... I can't fucking answer it with you all, fucking... slutting it up down there! Jesus." He rants, and you know some of his irritation is real. The way his voice rises, the way he can't string a coherent sentence together to save his life. His flushed cheeks and the crease between his eyebrows. It's cute. "Take ten, sweetheart. I know you don't need my jizz that bad."

Roman's dick jumps in your hand and he whines at the way you lick a wet stripe from balls to slit. He presses the button and before he can press the phone to his ear, you shake your head.

"Speaker," you whisper firmly.

"Uh - yeah? Hello?"

"Oh, fuck you," he whispers back.

"Romulus - where are you right now?"

"I'm, uh, at the office. Er, like - I'm in the building, on a... a treadmill. What's up, Dad?"

It's all too easy to sink down on Roman's cock again, slowly, making sure to gag yourself with him to get him coated in your drool. The wet sucking sounds seem louder than they ever have before, and the way his body tenses up is delicious. A glance upward treats you to the line of his throat, head thrown back, teeth grit together. His free hand is white-knuckling the arm of his chair. It's hard to giggle with a mouthful of Roman, but you manage.

"Are you with someone? Romulus, are you with that fucking personal trainer again? We were raked through the fucking coals to settle -"

"Dad! No, I'm not. God. There's just - other people use the gym, Dad, it's like... fuckin background noise, or whatever."

Roman glares down at you, cheeks burning red, forcing himself to not roll his hips into your insistent rhythm. You know exactly what he likes, how to speed him along. How to slow him down. How to beckon him right to the brink. He acts angry, but you know he likes it; he likes the risk, the humiliation of getting sucked off while Daddy listens. You take him as deep as you can, gagging, moaning so softly that it's more a vibration against his cock than anything else. He throbs. He's harder than usual - this won't take long, not long at all.

They discuss the logistics of a meeting, of some boring documentation for some merger. The political and professional gossip is compelling, but it's not your focus at the moment. Not even close.

"Can you handle all this, Roman? You getting this, or should I hand this over to... hm, maybe Ken? If you're just too goddamn busy on the treadmill..."

"Treadmill?" Roman thrusts a little too hard into your throat and you immediately recoil a little, but he forces you down with his free hand. A punishment, or an admission of excitement? With Roman, you truly get it all, huh? "Ohh, y-yeah, the... right. Listen, fuck Ken. I got this. I've kept my nose clean, unlike that fucking Precious-Moments-looking little ratfucker, okay? Just - trust me."

"Uh huh." There’s a prolonged pause where Roman is looking at you with such a heady mix of hatred and dark, black desire that you could grind on his polished dress shoe til you came. The urge to push your fingers into your underwear is dancing in the back of your mind, but you resist. This is too delicious. His dad sighs on the phone. "Fine. Don't fuck this up, Roman."

"Aw, c'mon, have a little faith, yeah?"

"Hm. Well... you're gunna have to meet with Gerri on it. She wants to see you about things, fill you in on some of the finer details."

The mention of Gerri's name has him squeezing his eyes shut, holding his breath. He's so close it's ridiculous, thighs taut and trembling as he tries to hold it in. Interesting. Very interesting. You pop off only for a moment, keeping friction with your slippery hand.

"Cum for me," you murmur. Would Logan hear you? You could eat Roman alive right now, his pathetic, watery eyes, his entire lithe frame tight with tension. "Cum for mommy, Rome. Be a good boy. Cum for mommy."

"Okay. Okay, I - fuck - fuck, give me a sec," he groans, and he swings the phone up and away from his ear, hips bucking as you take him back between the warm, wet sanctity of your mouth, your tongue, fingers digging into his inner thighs. He shoots his load into your throat, spills over the back of your tongue in pulses.

"Roman?" Logan's voice comes across the waving cell phone, tired and irritated. "Son, are you there?"

"You're such a fucking bitch, I fuckin'... hate you," Roman hisses under his breath. He allows you to drain him, balls emptied, muscles relaxing. Only then does he push your head away, pushing his feet to roll the chair away from you in shame. "Dad? Sorry, I... I lost connection, there. Yeah, just have the ol' girl text me with the when and where, and I'll make it happen."

"Okay. Good." Logan sounds tentatively relieved, and hangs up without so much as a goodbye. Roman tosses his cell onto the desk, where it clatters. He glowers at you as you crawl out, wiping your mouth, eyes glittering and cunt wet.

"You fuckin' bitch," he says without malice. He catches his breath, flushed and gorgeous. He pushes a hand through his mussed hair, sweat beading his hairline. He snaps his fingers and nods curtly at the desk. "Okay. Up. Get up there. Legs open, pussy out. Your turn."

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Nurses United Against Mark Sloan

Originally posted on my Wattpad @MayaBishop_is_myWife

Warning: Implied NSFW, nothing more Word count: 725 (including A/N)

Marks POV: Oh wow. They really do hate me. I've just been introduced to a club called 'Nurses United Against Mark Sloan' I thought they liked the sex? Oh well, I have my eyes on one nurse and one nurse only. Y/n y/l/n. She's beautiful and amazing with patients, double whammy. Rumour had it she's single as well so, I'm gunna try get her to fall for me. Notice how I said fall for me and not get in bed with me? See, I'm a changed man.

As I'm walking to my surgery I see my favourite nurse, y/l/n.  Mark - "Hey y/n, quick question your not a part of that club are you? The uhm Nurses Hate Mark Sloan or something?" Y/N - "First of all, it's Nurses United Against Mark Sloan and no, I am not. How could I hate you, come on?" Mark - "See, and that's why your my favourite." Y/N - "Aww, I'm your favourite nurse? How cute." Mark - "Don't be a tease, anyway I've got a surgery to get to but I expect to see you at rounds." Y/N - "Yes Doctor." Mark - "I like it when you call me Doctor." Y/N - "Oh do you?" Mark - "Yeah I do, I really do but, I've got a surgery to get to so, I'll see you at rounds." I flash her a smile before I leave. God, I'm practically in love with a woman i've barley shared 4 full conversations with. This could go wrong.

Y/N POV: I've been feeling a pair of eyes on me all day but I keep brushing it off because I think I know exactly who it is. We've been on and off flirting and stealing glances and touches for weeks now but he never makes a move. In a way i'm glad because hopefully that means he want me, like actually wants me, not just the sex. So, I'm planning on asking him out after rounds and hopefully get a date.

Time skip

I've just finished rounding with Dr. Sloan and now I'm filling out charts trying to get a word in when he's rambling about the surgery he just did. If I'm completely honest, it's adorable. I love seeing him get excited about his job, it shows he cares. Once he realises I'm not really listening he speaks up. Mark - "Okay, I know, not that interesting to you I'll stop talking now." Y/N - "No! Please keep going I just need to ask you something once your finished." Mark - "Is it something about post-op treatment?" Y/N - "No more of a personal question." Mark - "Shoot." Y/N - "Wanna grab a drink at Joe's after your shift?" His face went through the five stages of grief in 5 seconds I swear. He looked shocked at first but then more confused and then just really happy. Like smiling ear to ear happy. Now he's just got a smug smirk plastered across his face. Mark - "You want to go out with me? Like get in my pants?" Y/N "No, like an actual date. If you want to of course just because we've been kinda close these past couple weeks and you know I just thought maybe you might wanna go." As I was rambling and trying to explain myself he put his hand on my arm to calm me down. Mark - "Hey, hey, hey slow down. I didn't say no did I?" At this point I was the one grinning like an idiot. I looked deep into his eyes looking for any signs that he was lying but I found none. He pulled me into his warm embrace and I just stood there for a bit with his arms wrapped around my torso and my head in his chest. He pulled away slightly so he could see my face. Mark - "You're cute when you're nervous. My shift finishes in 10, I'll meet you in the lobby?" Y/N - "Of course."

I walked to the locker room beaming. I really just got a date with McSteamy. At that point I didn't realise this but, that man was a smitten kitten and would ask me to marry him one day. I love Mark, my Mark.

[hairupintheair]

Welcome to another exciting installment of cute Trolls things I've found at work!

Hello adorable soft coloring art style! My beloved!

Omg look at his little determined faaaaace~ I'm gunna squish it.

He screamed as he fell!? Geez, give me heart palpitations, book.

LIAR! You are a liar, book! That is NOT what happened!

Also apparently a kiss is TOO RISQUE for the little chillin's. Won't somebody please think of the chillin's!? They can only see hugs. If they see their favorite movie characters kissing they might get ideas.

[atreyuinthemidle2]

Hers another one yall

Joey jordison x reader

Word count: 622

It's a dairy entry about joey <3

Monday February 9th, 1998

Today, I started my job, and most of my shift I hung out with this cute guy named joey he seems very nice he seems really chill to. i guess he's a manager

Tuesdays February 10th 1998

Today I talked to joey some more. He's in a band and he asked me to go to the show this weekend. I hope I can go.

Wednesday, February 11th, 1998

Joey was not here today, but I will be taking my friend and my friend to the show

Thursday, February 12th, 1998

joey said that there were like 9 members. i was like dang thats a lot of guys on one stage

Fridays February 13th, 1998

Today was rough some bitch came in bitching about her not getting her way she swung at me then joey told her to get the fuck out i got the rest of the day off

Saturday February 14th 1998

Todays the show im so excited i cant wait i havent been to a show in a while since ive been to a show im sill trying to figure out what to wear

Sunday February 15th 1998

The show was amazing joey is great at playing live after the show he saw me and we talked for a while it was nice.

Friday February 27th 1998

Joey asked me if i wanted to come to another show i said yes hes really cool he also play guitar and hss been playing drums since he was like 8

Saturday February 28th 1998

Today's the show im really happy i couldn't find someone to come with me so ill be by myself

Sunday March 1st 1998

Last night was great joey and his band were amazing just like last time but after the show this guy came up to me and stated hitting on me being really creepy and joey told him f off then we hung out for a bit

Monday a april 1st1998

Today I got to meet some of joey's bandmates Shawn and Paul I didn't realize how short joey was till he stood next to them they both seemed really kind

Tuesday april 2nd1998

I've noticed myself looking at joey a lot I don't mean to but his eyes and his hair it makes him so perfect

Friday April 4th 1998

Joey has been complementing me a lot here lately I've gotten a crush on him hes so fucking kind

Saturday april 12th 1998

Joey has been taking shifts that I'm also working to be around me I think he likes me too

Wednesday april 26th 1998

Joey has been acting quite strange around me hrs reel quiet and shy when I talk to him he gets really red in the cheeks

Friday August 3rd 1998

I've been going to joeys  shows  every chance i get and I've met all his bend mates im really close with the wierd one his name is sid

Monday August 10th 1998

Joey hugged me and was gunna say something but then walked away omg hes killing me

Tuesday August 18 1998

Joey told me he liked me then we kissed I was so happy and freaking out on the inside were going out on the 22nd I cant wait

Saturday August 22nd 1998

Tonight's the night me and Joe are going out

Sunday August 23rd 1998

Joey took me to the movies we saw bride of chucky it was good he kissed me again and we went to his house and cuddled

Monday Oct 29th 2001

I cant believe i lost this Joey and I have been together for 3 years he and I have a. Apartment together and he's in a new band called murderdolls

[upsidedownmvnson]

eddie wanted you to talk your son out of dressing like a bat for halloween, but how do you tell a three year old he can pick anything at all except for the thing his best friend at preschool is going to be.

you had tried, and failed, all day to get your son to pick something else, but like his father, he was stubborn as a horse. he does the same thing eddie does when he's not getting his way, he turns away from you with crossed arms & a pout, his messy black curls wild on his head, and answered all your questions with little grunts that should've annoyed you but he was just so freakin' cute.

it wasn't that eddie thought he would be scared of his own little boy in some stupid costume, it was just... with what happened, and walking around in the dark trick-or-treating, people everywhere, he was just anxious of the worst case scenario. what if he had a panic attack? or worse?

it had been years since eddie's last ptsd episode, and he'd stopped being worried about them - until his son was born, and then he was anxious again. he wanted to be the best possible father at all times. what if he did something unspeakable?

when he came home from work, you were waiting by the door, upset look on your face.

"i'm really sorry," you said before anything else, "i picked the cutest one, i swear. i think it's gunna be okay."

eddie smiled at you, never mad at his lovely partner for things out of your control. he kissed on you on the forehead as he entered his cozy home. he kicked off his work boots, and as soon as the door clicked shut he heard the excited pat-pat-pat of his son running down the stairs to greet him.

"daddy look, daddy loooooooook," eddie heard before he saw, and the around the corner came his son.

eddie heart stopped.

but in the way only adoration could do. around the corner came his little one, head to toe in black except for a round grey fuzzy patch on his tummy. his little arms were free to flail in simple black sleeves, while his little wings flopped wildly on his back.

eddie felt nothing but pure love as he scooped his excited son up. the little fangs were on the forehead of suit, hanging down just over his eyes, surrounded by a few curls that snuck out of the snug hood.

your son giggled as eddie flopped one of the little ears hanging off your sons head.

"don't you look good,"

your son just said, "thanks daddy," and snuggled into eddie's shoulder. and eddie knew it was going to be fine <3

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[mommieswithmuscles]

PleasureTop!Abby x PowerBottom!Reader

Free Palestine, don't support Neil

No minors and No men

For: @elliewilliamsisactuallymygf

CW: strap on sex, nipple piercings+sexy jewelry (Abby), clit piercing (reader), pussy slapping, oral sex, pet names, praise kinks

Title: Quaran-Scream Zone

You didn't know coming home from a long day on patrol would end like this. You wanted to relax, maybe have a round or two of sex, have a nice meal your lovely girlfriend insisted on cooking, go to bed. Sounded perfect. Instead of seeing your pretty girlfriend curled up on the couch with her new book, she was presented to you with new jewelry.

You almost slam the door shut when you see Abby on her knees, thighs spread, and a small puddle on the couch when you walk in. A thin silver chain looped around her neck, connected down to a slightly thicker chain latched to her nipples, and finally a last thin chain connecting her nipples to an almost invisible chain around her waist.

"I hope that wasn't expensive." You make your way to her, plucking at all five chains to see if any of them had any durability. You loved to ruin your girl, you didn't like ruining her stuff. You would feel awful if you tarnished such pretty jewelry.

"It's cheaper than you think, but more expensive than I let on." She shrugs. You can't help but smile at her.

"A few favors?" You guess, teasing the most sturdy chain connected to her nipples. She gasps out a small breath before nodding.

"Thought it was pretty."

"It's very pretty," you kiss the tip of her nose. "Not as pretty as my babygirl though."

"Would you like to-" she clears her throat, blushing hard as she finds her words. "Would you like to have sex with me? We don't have to, I got so excited this was finished today. We can wait, and I'll-"

"Shh, it's ok baby." You kiss her. "I don't mind. Make sure to find a pretty dick to go with this after I've had my fill."

"Your fill of what?" Her head tilts so cutely when she asks, eyes sparkly and wide.

"That sweet pussy of yours." You drop to your knees, she sits on the edge of the cushions. "I want you to cum in my mouth, then you're grabbing one of the cute dicks in the toy box to fuck me with, gunna suck that dick clean, and then you're ordering dinner with my card."

"Dinner is a sex thing?" She teased.

"Not this time around, but I do enjoy the way you look when you're scanning menus for what sounds good, then making demands. You're so different outside the bedroom."

"Does it turn you on when our roles switch? I can be in charge if you need me to." Your hands hold hers as her legs subtly open.

"That's ok baby. You ordering will be enough." You smile at her. "Besides, I usually have to take charge anyways, so I feel tonight will be a fair medium. Do you agree?"

"I think so, yeah. Been a while since I've rode all over your face."

"That's about to change." You lean up to kiss her. Her lips smack against yours slow and heavy. You smile to yourself as the chapped skin catches on her braces. She smiles at the feeling of your upturned lips.

Your hands slide up her wrists, smooth over her arms, then grasp her hands again. You love how the bulging veins and muscles feel. But you love the way her hands feel in yours even more. Sex is cool and all, but you value the time and intimacy with your girl just as much.

Clothing is removed one by one, getting chucked under the coffee table as you brush small kisses along Abby's face. Her hands hold your boobs as she gasps and twitches. "Something wrong?"

"No-No, but you keep teasing my clit, and I need you."

"Oh I am?" You look at her slowly rocking hips, finally noticing the movement from between her legs. Her swollen, large, protruding clit catching on the edge of the cushion when she pushes down. "Looks to me like you're teasing yourself." You kiss the base of her neck, tongue poking out as your hands drop to her knees.

"All your fault." She mutters.

"Oh I'm sure it is." You press a kiss to her bellybutton before patting her thighs. "Let's take this to bed, I'll grab the menus before I forget and let you fall asleep with an empty tummy."

"You could always fill it with that huge dick?"

"Another time baby, I'm achy and really really need your cock."

"As you wish." She kisses your forehead before rolling her hips off the couch. You kiss her clit before letting her walk to the bedroom. You follow soon after with the promise of warm food.

"Ok baby. So we don't tangle your chains, I'll have you ride my face. If your legs get tired you can tap the headboard, and I'll figure something out."

"You say that like I don't have endurance."

"You have plenty of endurance baby, I'm just saying-"

"I know. You're cute." Abby guides you to lay down, but you haul her onto your face. The menus are thrown haphazard on the bedside table.

"And you're gorgeous."

"Shut up." Abby's pussy lips mash to your nose, you let yourself be surrounded by her heady scent.

Coming to your senses, you nuzzle her clit, licking into her rapidly as her hips buck on your face. Your nose burns, but it's a welcome feeling.

You listen to the moans Abby makes, using them to guide if you need more nose or tongue to get her off. You grab at her hips and ass, scratching and digging your nails into her thighs. She grips your hair as she gets closer, hips slamming to your lips. You slurp and suck as her cum globs down your throat, her moans obscene as they bounce around the room.

"You ok up there?" You rub a soothing hand over her ass.

"Never better." Abby winks, climbing off you. You flop onto your stomach and tuck a pillow under your hips, wigging your ass for her. She groans at the sight. "Pink or purple?"

"Want the purple." You look over your shoulder as she secures the harness, pumping the fake dick a few times with a mixture of her slick and your spit. "Fuck you're sexy."

"This is all for you." You gasp as Abby pumps slowly into your dripping cunt, inch by inch worked into your tight hole. "I don't fuck you often enough do I?"

"You don't but I won't complain because I get to fuck you instead."

"God I love you." Her lips press to your neck as you hump back on her hips.

"I love you too babygirl. You can start thrusting slowly now. Keep it light, I want to build."

"As you wish." Abby's hips have a steady jog, your cervix jumping as she thwop thwop thwops into your pulsing cunt.

"Just like that love, fuck!" You reach your hand behind you, and Abby grabs it. Her free hand flicks and toys with the shiny piece of metal dangling above and rubbing on the sheets.

"Am I doing ok?"

"You're doing amazing, my good girl. You do me so well." Your voice is breathy, and your back muscles twitch and tickle with the feel of her jewelry rubbing against you.

"I feel you gripping my cock, do you need more or are you ok?" Her hand squeezes as her hips drop, the sound of your ass clapping sounding loud inside the room.

"Keep fucking me." You feel her sweat drop down from the chains, her hand leaving yours so she can leverage her hips, pounding your cunt raw. Your moans slam off the wall, mixing with the wet sounds of your pussy.

Abby fucks you through your orgasm, savoring your moans and grunts when she pulls out, slapping your pussy and clit as she wags your folds and metal bar between her fingers. It brings you to a fast second. She rubs your clit to soothe you.

"Fuck my face with that pretty cock of yours." You sit against the headboard, holding her hips as she shuffles above you. Abby's strong thighs bracketing you as your head bobs on the purple silicone. Each glack glog glop of your throat brings her to her own second orgasm.

Her wetness drips down your tits and into your lap as she ruts and humps into your mouth. You let her, toying with and tangling your fingers in the fragile metal loops trampolining off Abby's chiseled abs. Your hands guide her to lay down when her hips still, head pressed against the wall and strap plugging your airway.

You hand her your walky-talky as you wipe her off, being gentle with her sensitive spots as Abby orders from one of the menus you discarded earlier. Once finished, you kiss her, then clean yourself off. You toss the rag in the hamper before dressing Abby then yourself in some boxers and hoodies so you're somewhat presentable when one of the kitchen runners comes for your ration card and exchange it for your meals.

[tillthelandslide]

Insufferable Arsehole: Part of The Band Instagram AU - Matty Healy Series

A/n: I love making these, so I made this Instagram au for my new series. You can read part 1 here. This goes alongside part 1. There won't be one of these for every chapter but some of them..I'll indicate what chapter it goes with when I post. Let me know what you think :)

Series Masterlist

thisislou:

thisislou thank you to everyone who joined us on our last tour, we had the best time and you guys are the fucking best. For now we're going to have a break and work on some new music. We love you

Liked by bedforddanes75, charli_xcx, rass1975 and 572,813 others

bandmate gunna miss you ❤️

-> thisislou will miss you more

bedforddanes75 does this mean I can see you now?

-> thisislou such a needy best friend 🙄 but yes Georgie ❤️

rass1975 look at you go rockstar. Better visit us!

-> thisislou of course macdonald!! Can't keep me away from you lot for that long ❤️

charli_xcx hot 🔥 miss you ❤️

-> thisislou you'll see me soon bby ❤️

the1975:

the1975 exciting news coming soon....

fan1 what does this mean?

the1975updates we already have the music video so what else could this be? Maybe someone is joining?

Liked by thisislou

fan2 omg I can't handle the suspense

thisislou 👀

the1975:

the1975 the amazing, talented and wonderful @thisislou will be joining us on tour covering our very own Carly

Liked by thisislou, bedforddanes, rass1975, jamieoborne, 1975adam and 239,921 others

bedforddanes75 thanks for saving our lives ❤️

-> thisislou anything for you ❤️

1975adam couldn't think of a better person to cover my Carly ❤️

Liked by thisislou

rass1975 let's go rockstar! 🎸🔥

-> thisislou AHHH!! going to be the best with you

jamieborne ❤️

carly.rh the best person ❤️

-> thisislou adore you ❤️

thisislou:

thisislou these boys have been my biggest support since day 1 & now I'll be joining them on tour. Let's go lads ❤️ @the1975

Liked by bedforddanes75, bandmate, rass1975, johnwaugh and 467,111 others

loufanpage omg this makes me so happy!

bedforddanes75 I'm so happy to have my best friend with us on tour

-> thisislou ❤️❤️

rass1975 cool shirt

Liked by thisislou

bandmate please give her back eventually @the1975 @bedforddanes

-> bedforddanes75 no promises 🤷‍♂️

johnwaugh 🤘

thisislou:

thisislou she was part of the airforce, I was part of the band

Liked by trumanblack, bedforddanes75, bandmate and 389,953 others

fan1 swear this is the first time Matty's liked her post

-> loufan1 yeah bit sus

the1975updates slay

bandmate have the best time, don't forget us too much

-> thisislou never ❤️

fan2 this is going to be epic

thisislou:

thisislou my besties 🥰 @bedforddanes @rass1975

Liked by rass1975, bedforddanes75, charli_xcx and 421,782 others

loufanpage look after our girl please @rass1975 @bedforddanes

Liked by bedforddanes75 and rassthe1975

rass1975 much love❤️

-> thisislou ly

bedforddanes75 we look quite cool ❤️

Liked by trumanblack

charli_xcx rockstars

-> thisislou don't make their egos any bigger I beg you

thisislou:

thisislou And would you sign an autograph for my daughter, Laura? 'Cause she adores you, but I think you're shit

(my fave 1975 song for those wondering... Not just because it has my name in it)

Liked by charli_xcx, bedforddanes75, bandmate, 1975adam, jamieborne and 362,177 others

charli_xcx you're so fit

-> thisislou as are you bby

bedforddanes75 get it bestie

-> thisislou who are you and what have you done with my best mate?

rass1975 one mega babe

-> thisislou says you

fan1 I love how her outfit is like... So the 1975 but also undeniably her

loufanpage this outfit is an absolute serve

75fan okay... Am I the only stupid one that didn't know her name was actually Laura? That's cute that they included her name in a song

[accidentally-in-fictional-love]

Things I Noticed While Writing Light The Fuse: Part 1, Episode 1

I've been thinking about this idea for a while, and now that I'm halfway through the season I think now would be the perfect time to post these~ Gunna do one a day for the first five episodes, and then when the fic is done I'll post 6-10! So here's some things I noticed about the 3RP since I needed the episodes open for not only the script and actions, but also little details I missed upon my first viewings, as well as some shots I just really like~

Yay, starting off with Ethan of course 🥰 he never picked up his box of cigarettes and the ashtray is full, I wonder if he just blasted through the whole thing while he was waiting? According to the og script he was waiting a lot longer than 17 minutes, so I wonder if they were implying the wait was still long like this?

According to the script they're in Mississippi! I wonder why they broke the sign, maybe to enhance the timeless and placelessness of it all? Wait a sec is that the same bridge from the montage later? Just checked, it totally is, guess Ethan saw a lot of that gas station after that

Ethan is so fuckin cute this is me going back in time to kick my own ass for ever thinking I wasn't also in love with him. Also going back in time and learning how to pay attention cause literally I never once heard Bru's name that entire first watch. I even went to IMDB and tried to figure it out and failed. What a jackass.

Not the 3RP but I love how Joel draws Lyla's characters for her 🥰 this character is so good he actually unruined this name for me, before him it would always make me anxious for personal reasons so this guy means a lot to me

Matty!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Even when I wasn't in love with Matty I still thought it was hilarious how he just slides into frame lmao what an entrance 🥰 and now of course I'm in love with him so that grin gets me every time /)w(\

I'm literally in love with all three of them. Also Johnson hiiiiii 🥰 I was going so bucknutty the second I saw him lol I think I missed the entire show starting here. Also I never realized this was open to the outside and not just a big indoor garage until I started writing

This is the man I wanna kiss 😚 stole my heart instantly

This lil smile he's giving him ohmygosh so married /)w(\ it's super fast, I'm pretty sure I thought he was looking just at Ethan those first times

This is literally the funniest thing he could've said who even says this to a person one minute after meeting them

Matty's looks here kill me he's so confused about this he even looks to Johnson like ???

😳

Not gunna gif Matty's whole speech but god do I wanna be a Phoenix so bad he's sold me completely

crying sobbing thinking of the future where he does have someone to run to

He went in there, he counted all the Ghouls, and he walked back out with no trouble like there's no way he didn't get a single glance and they just let him scout and leave

He tossed that bag onto the hood and it was never seen again

Not Johnson opening the door for Matty but not Ethan 😭 so married!

He's the cutest thing on the face of the earth how dare I sleep on him for so long I'm kicking my ass 😩 he also lets out the cutest most high pitched giggle here he's so excited to start a fight! And he's already got the chain on he's ready to go! Also his little pocketwatch in his vest oh my goooooood /)w(\ oh hey Johnson looks at him right at the end there

Matty's mouth twitches when he's excited or gunna go feral! I will be pointing this out every single time cause I love this detail about him 🥰 also the look Johnson gives him lol he'll just do whatever Matty says won't he

Even back then I was like oh my god that's the hottest thing I've ever seen actually, I needed to fit this into F / U in any way I could and I'm so glad I was able to

And then he gets his ass kicked immediately lmao only Johnson and Ethan got any hits in this entire fight 😂 on a sadder note I think the only one he ever actually hits is Ethan ;w;

Did the whole frame this time cause Matty is just getting thrown around back there lmao also Johnson getting slammed into the wall and breaking his nose 🥺

The people in the background just watching lmao this is normal for them

These are the men I fell in love with 🥰

Them rolling around on the ground and moaning in pain while Johnson just strolls out is one of the funniest and hottest things I've ever seen in my life

Matty saying his big happy speech while Johnson looks hot as fuck and then there's Ethan just 😖 the entire time, not listening, doesn't care, he got stabbed

Matty fought too hard he made his tattoo come off lmao also I think he's got a rock stuck in his forehead from getting thrown out 😭

The fight's aftermath to top it all off

And that's it for part 1! A lot happens in this episode so I'll finish it up in part 2 tomorrow, thanks for joining me on this little adventure of mine, I swear it won't all be me sharing my favourite moments cause there really are things I noticed lol ❤️💛💙

[whooambouttamakeanameformyself]

Hi! I was just wondering if your still taking requests for Billy Butcherson (aka the best zombie ever).

Then maybe you won’t mind righting a short fic about the Reader (or one of the kids in hocus pocus, whatever your comfortable with) tucking Billy's hair behind their ear to help them get it out of their face and just realizing how frizzy his hair is and asks if he’s okay with them brushing it?

Anyway, I hope you have a good day/night!

I am absolutely still taking Requests for Billy! I love writing for him He's so cute! :)

(And in response to your other message, I understood! I'm gunna make this a platonic reader short but if you want a more fluffy one I can write another one!)

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Hair care

Billy Butcherson x GN! Reader.

Warnings: possible cussing, cute platonic stuff.

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Billy had been sitting on one of the memorial benches in the graveyard, enjoying the cool autumn air, when, much to his surprise, you sat down beside him. He looked over to you and gave you a warm smile "Good afternoon Y/N, how are you doing?" You returned the smile, happy to see him smiling "I'm good, how about yourself? I don't usually see you up and about during the day" you let out a soft chuckle. Billy laughed, shaking his head "I'm fine, I'm actually awake because I wanted to ask you something." He cleared his throat before beginning to speak again "I was hoping you'd show me a few pieces of the artwork you always talk about."

Excited, you practically dragged the poor zombie back to your home where you left him standing in the kitchen, watching you move with a confused look on his face.

You pulled some of your more recent pieces from your art room and brought them into the kitchen, laying them onto the counter infront of him. He looked down at them, some loose hairs falling into his face as his eyes curiously scanned each piece. You gently brushed the hairs out of his face, tucking them behind his ear and finally taking a good look at his hair "Oh my."

Billy turned his attention to you "what? What's wrong?" You shook your head "nothing! I was just looking at your hair..."

Billy nodded with a sheepish smile "yeah... I know it's really messy, I'm sorry." He tried to run his fingers through his hair but it was near impossible due to the amount of knots.

"I can brush it out for you if you'd like, or at least get it a little more under control." You offered, an offer he accepted happily.

You grabbed one of your extra brushed and a bottle of detangler (you ended up needing two) before getting to work brushing out his hair, being careful to not pull too hard in fear of his head coming off.

It took you a few hours and several bottles of detangler but you managed to brush all of the knots out of his hair and to your surprise his hair was fairly long! And once brushed out it was very soft and wavy. When you showed Billy your finished work his face lit up and he pulled you into a bone crushing hug, thanking you profusely "Oh Y/N! Thank you so much! You have no idea how much I appreciate you doing this for me!"

You hugged back with a bright smile "you're very welcome Billy, anything for you."

(End)

I hope this was okay!

[coleaep]

The test

Warnings: ..none I think

Summary: Yn and Evan found out exciting new and also get in some practice for it.

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Part 1

I sat on the edge of the bathtub staring down at the positive pregnancy test in my hands. 'Great' I thought. I sat there for a while thinking about what Evan would think and if this was a good idea.

I felt slow tears fall from my eyes. "Wifey!" I heard him call out from the living room so I got out of the bathroom and headed out, putting the test in my bra.

"Hey" I sang, putting my arms around his neck and swaying. The hug breaks up and he immediately frowns. "you ok baby?" He wipes a tears from my face and looks into my red eyes.

"Can u come and sit?" I sniffle and he nods, sitting on the couch. "Um...so. Jus.. close your eyes and put your hands out" he obeys. My heart is in my ass as I get the test out and stare at it.

"You promised no matter what you will be by my side right?" I referred to his vowels. "Yes baby" he smiles. I always thought that he was so cute with closed eyes. So without another thought I place the test in his open hands and tell him to open his eyes.

The room goes silent for a moment. "Yn?" The smile that came to his face was the biggest smile I've ever since "I'm gunna be a daddy?" He chuckles and I nod.

Without warning he puts his lips on mine. "I love you so much" he says pulling me close. But when he pulls away he looks at my upset face. "What's wrong, baby?" I sniffle "I'm just worried. We haven't had any practice, what so ever. What if...we're bad parents?" "Oh no, no, no. We will be amazing parents and I'm telling you, they will have the best mummy in the universe", I choke out a laugh and he pulls me in again.

"I promise you that we will be amazing parents", be assures. I pause. "Actually... Kate has her 5 month old, rose. Maybe we can volunteer to spend the day with her". Evan smiles. "That would be amazing" he kisses me and I go to text Kate.

_*~_*~_*~

Yn: hey Kate?

Kate: hey, what's up?

Yn: Evan and I are having a kid

Kate: omg!!! Im so happy for you

Yn: thank you. I wanna ask you something though

Kate: go for it!

Yn: we were wondering if we could look after rose for a day. We both need mega practice.

Kate: of course!! I'll be over soon !

Yn : k! See you soon.

_*~_*~

I was over excited. I raced to Evan, finding him in the kitchen making coffee. "Katie said she can come around!" "That's great gorgeous" he chuckles.

I clean up the place and Evan interrupts me. "You do realise rose is gunna mess up the place?" I give him a look and continue.

By the time I finish up a we both hear a knock at the door. Evan goes to answer in as I go put on a pair of pyjamas pants-I had only been wearing panties since I took the test-.

"Hi!" I came out greeting my friend and her husband. "Hey mamma" she hugged me, telling me a run down of what to do if certain things happen. She also told be about milk, nappies etc, which were in a baby bag. Then Kate and her husband said they'd be back at 6:30 and it was currently 11:00 am.

I sat on the couch and picked up rose. Evan sat next to me and he let her wrap her hand small hand around his finger. "Yeah it's official. Your going to be the hottest dad ever" I chuckle and he kisses my cheek. "I think you won't look too bad yourself", he replies. "You gunna hold her?" He nods and i pass her over.

I get up and get a can of coke before hearing cries from rose. I come back to see Evan trying to rock her, whilst freaking out. "Ev, it's ok, she just hasn't had her lunch. Keep doing that and I'll get her milk ready", I go in search of the little plastic bottle before warming the milk.

"Do you wanna feed her?" He nods taking the bottle. "But..baby if it's ok...can you burp her?" I smile as a 'yes' and he puts the bottle in her mouth.

As she drinks her hands lay on the hand Evan holds the bottle with. "I think she likes your hands, I don't blame her" I blurt and Evan laughs. She spits out the bottle after some time and Evan passes her to me and putting a towel on my shoulder.

I pat her back only getting a couple tiny burps out. I tell him to move the towel and I get up nurse her to sleep.

I look down at the small girl in my arms. her eyelids were heavy. She had her hand clinging onto my shirt tightly but it started to become lose. "Ev can you pass me the binkie?" I point to the small coffee table in front of the couch. He gets up and hands it to me so I can put it in he mouth. "Where should I lay her?"  "We can all go lay on the bed?" He suggests and I agree and follow him into our shared bedroom.

I lay her in the middle of the Queen sized bed and Evan and I lay on either side of her. He grabs the remote to the tv and turns the volume down low before putting on a Netflix series. I groan and Evan frowns. "What's up?" "I want McDonald's", I pout. "you want me yo get you some" I nod and he sighs "what the usual?" He asks slipping his crocs on. "Yeah. Thank you baby". He smiles leaning over to kiss me before heading out.

I gently snuggle up with rose and continue watching the series as I wait for the food.

_*~_*~_*~

Evan returns about and hour later. I knew why. McDonald's was a bit of a long drive from where we lived. And in that time rose had awoken in a happy mood. I sat up with her playing games and watching cartoons.

"Ev!!" She shouts and his eyes widen. "I've been telling her to say that and she nailed it" he chuckles sliding his shoes off. I get up and kiss his lips as a 'thank you'. I grab rose and we all walk out to the living room. I sit rose on the floor and I grab out her toys.

Chuckling at roses excitement, I walk over to Evan whom was in the kitchen and I help him get our food out. I feel him grasp my hips from behind me and he leans into my ear. "You look pretty hot with a baby, you know that?" I smile. He grabs hold off one of my ass cheek before returning to getting the food ready.

I knew my cheeks were red as u walked back over to the couch to watch the little girl play as I ate, Evan joining soon after. "Who wants to fly?!" Evan exclaimed to the 5 month old. Evan and her always did that.

He zoomed around the house with rose in his arms. I heard several happy squelches from rose. They returned to the living room and he sat down on the ground with her. He laid down and sat her on his stomach. He made her go up and down and she couldn't stop laughing. I joined in and hours passed of that and cartoons  until we heard the front door open.

Evan sat up and turned rose to her parents. "Look who's here!" Evan gasped and Kate leaned down and the little girl waddled to her mum. "So how was she?" Kate asks sitting on the couch whilst rose immediately rushes back to her play buddy.

"She was great" I said sitting next to Kate as we watched rose beat up Evan. "I think you guys are going to be amazing parents", she says and I smile. "So where's your baby daddy?" I ask "he's at home. He's not feeling well so he's in bed", she replies and once again a couple more hours pass making the it 9:34 pm.

Evan got up with rose and laid on the couch and his head full of messy curls rested on my lap.

Kate and I were to distracted by our conversations to realise Evan laying with rose laying on his chest, both of them passed out. "Omg Kate" I interrupted her talking and I pointed at them. She pouts but pauses. "Oh shit. It's half past nine. Can you help?" I nod untangling Evan's arms from rose causing him to stir awake with a confused face. "They're going home baby. You cuddle me instead, cause I know in 9 months that won't be possible"I bury out the end of my sentence and Kate laughs. "No I'll cuddle you" he mumbled. I waved Kate and her sleeping baby goodbye as the closed the door.

"Come on Ev, let's go sleep" he groans and gets up and goes to the bedroom. I head there as well after Turing if the lights in the house.

[chaos-proffessa]

I got a special request for some zee content!! @idkwhattowriteheretoololz I don't really have a plan for this but here's a quick little fic!, I'm Gunna have Emily in this fic too just for funzies

I hope you all enjoy!!

Zee and Emily had planned a picnic day in the park, they'd been so excited! Zee had been waiting a week for thier skeduals to line up, zee had put on thier prettiest fluffy pink coat, a pastel yellow tank top and flare bottom denom jeans, they ran around her apartment looking for her bag, she had spent so much time picking out her outfit she forgot to set a timer, they grabbed thier bag and platform shoes and raced out the door.

Zee got off the bus and looked around for her friend, they got a text

Emily 'hey zee!, sorry there's alot of traffic I'm running a little late'

Zee 'no problem! I'll find something else to do!!'

Emily. 'oh by the way did you see that there was a parade today! It looks fun do you wanna do that aswell?'

Zee nodded furiously they were so excited they loved parades!

Zee 'sure that sounds awesome!!! See you soon!'

Zee pocketed thier phone and ran off to look for something to do, she eventually found a cute little shop it looked funky so she decided to go inside, it was full of cute little figures, candles, incense and perfumes! It was pretty busy here too it must be popular, she thought looking around, after a while in the store her nose started to tingle, she scrunched up thier nose with a sniffle but that only made the itch worse, they scrubbed at thier nose looking around for what might've made her this itchy normally candles or scents diddnt bother her, she froze staring at the big display of lavender wich she'd assumed were fake and just for decoration, her breath hitched as she headed out of the store hands cupped over her face trying to protect her nose from the pollen, but it was a bit too late. "HehhH'EEsh! EhhH'ShhEw! ehhH hEh! Eh'ShH! SnFf! Ghh phew gosh I better grab some meds snFff!" They searched through thier bag for a while before realising in thier rush shed forgotten to pack her meds, "shit" she quetly cursed rubbing at her nose, 'it would be fine' she thought 'as long as I stay away from that stuff I'll be fine!' "bless you zee!" Zee turned around excitedly to see Emily!, "Emmy!! Hii!" Zee bounded towards thier friend hugging her tight, Emily wrapped her arms around zee "are you alright?, that was quite a fit there hun" Emily gently placed the back of her hand to zee's cheeks and forehead, zee giggled "I'm fine Em!, it's just allergies" Emily nodded "alright, well the parade is about to start so why don't we head over?" Zee nodded grabbing Emily's hand and running over.

Zee was so excited the floats were about to come out!, she found a good spot right at the front of the barricade, they'd be so close they could almost touch it! "Hey what's this parade for anyway?" Zee asked, "I'm not actually sure? I guess it'll be a suprise!" Emily said positively, the parade would start soon anyway.

After around 20 minutes, the speakers turned on with a sharp click "ooo it's staring!!!" Zee excitedly shouted holding onto Emily's arm, "Hello and welcome to this year's annual flora parade!!" The announcer boomed, flora zee's head tilted why did that word sound so familiar?, the first float made it's way down the road, it was affirmed with bright colours it was so pretty!!!, it was in the shape of a bouquet, more floats followed the last each one bigger and brighter than the last, it was all flower themed, "I wonder were they got all the fake flowers from?" Emily asked out loud turning to zee, zee's eyes were watering, her nose flushed and twitching beneath pinched fingers, they punched down with a quickly stifled fit, Emily's eyes wided 'ohh these aren't fake' she thought grabbing onto zee's hand and dragging them out of the crowd, they eventually made it to the park, far away from the parade and sat down at a bench, zee's hands were covering her face, Emily gently took zee's hands and took them away from zee's face, Emily winced zee diddnt look good, thier eyes were red and watery, her nose and cheeks were flushed, here nose was twitching and running and her face was scrunched in allergic agony, Emily went through her bad and grabbed out a bunch of tissues, she grabbed one and gently wiped at zee's eyes and nose, zee's nose seemed to not apreciate the scratchyness of the tissues however as it started to twitch harder, thier breath hitching "heHh EH-EHhhH'ShHi! EhhH'ShhEw!!-Shh!-EEhHShh!! Ghh-hhHEH'DshHEW!!" the fit went on for a couple minutes, Emily occasionally switching out the tissues inbetween desperate hitching breaths.

"here honey, blow, you'll feel alot better sweetheart" Emily coached tenting a wad of tissues over zee's stuffy nose, zee reached up and cupped her hands over the tissues blowing hard, "guhh oh mby god.... That was alot mby n'dose is buzzi'g snDff!! Ghh" zee said stuffy, rubbing at her nose with thier wrist "how are you feeling honey?" Emily asked placing a hand on zee's shoulder "i'dtchy... Ehh'Shhhw... SDff!! Ghh... Tired" zee leant forward placing her head on Emily's chest, Emily nodded rubbing zee's back "ok hun let's get you home... And some meds in ya"

[mandiemegatron]

I’m not good at assumptions, but I would love for you to tell me about your partner(s). Maybe tell me how they view/prepare for Christmas, or some other holiday if you’re not a Christmas person. ^_^

Quiiinnn 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭

This is such a cute ask, oh God now I have to stop and think lmao !!

Okay, under the cut bc I feel like this is gunna get a lil long 😭🙈

Law ; quiet and warm during the holiday season. I'm not huge for Christmas things (we love childhood trauma 🥰) and he's very understanding of that. We say we're not gunna do gifts but we always end up spoiling the shit out of each other. Makes sure to double, triple check that I'm doing okay - it's a little overwhelming sometimes but he's quick to scoop me up and hold me hostage in his office until I feel better. He actually comes to bed with me and stays the whole time, even if he doesn't fall asleep at all/right away. (He always has a book with him just in case🤭)

Shachi ; the party animal. Constantly singing caroling songs while running around the Tang, decorating. Keeps mistletoe in his boiler suit pocket for whenever I come around - even when it's not Christmas. It'll be mid July and the man will whip it out at the most random time and I can't help but laugh and then smooch the shit outta him 🤭🤭🤭 Saves the tree topper for me, even though I always pass on putting it on (I let Bepo do it bc he loves it). No gifts, mostly bc he's a broke bitch but once in a while, we randomly gift each other things, just because🥰🥰🥰 More quiet nights, long cuddles and soft kisses - constantly reminding me that I'm enough and that I'm loved. It's just perfection. 😭😭

Eustass ; also hates the holidays so it works out. Will decorate but i don't expect anything over the top from him. He mostly keeps to his workshop, i usually sit off to side and watch him do his thing, until he needs my smaller hands to hold something together while he welds. Constantly waking up to something new that he made - butterflies, usually, but I've gotta flowers, a little bumblebee, a lunar moth and a ugly ass lizard (it looks really sad but I love it, he was drunk and I wasn't going to say no to a gift that he made 🤭🤭😂😂) Constantly in his lap, he gets very touchy and grabbed during this holiday seasons (which works for me!) so everyone usually finds me there either reading or doing a lil doodle. He's just happy that I'm there lmfao 😂😂😂 will gift each other things but more out of love than for reason of the season.

LMAO it sure did get long, thank you so much for this ask, I feel like i went off a lil but I just got so excited 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖

Thank you thank you thank you !!!

[exandrianpunk]

Campaign 3 ep 55 first half

my favorite moments and thoughts :)

trust me y'all, I love these characters and Deanna and FRIDA are lovely and super interesting, but I'm so deeply missing Orym and Ashton and Laudna and I'm so intrigued to see how they'll get back together and make sure their timelines align

starting off strong with a temperature play joke before the recap is over, I see how this is gunna go

Travis and Aabria made the exact same face when Laura suggested "re-banging it out" I love them

I wonder how re-learning somatic components of spells can work after injury...

I would love if Deanna had knit a gift for the diarchy, like matching scarves or something would've been adorable

this body language assessment by FCG is giving major 'tistic vibes I love it I spent so much time doing this growing up

FRIDA!!!!! YES!!!!! ADORABLE ROBOT CRUSH!!!!!

I really hope the king's story is true and they really just found Umudara and wanted to honor one of the protectors of the forest

DEANNA LOOKING DOWN AT HER HAND WHEN THE QUEEN SAYS REVIVAL MAGICS ARE INACCESSABLE SINCE THE SOLSTICE

imagine if all the people who had previously been revived through certain divine magics just dropped after the solstice

the idea of teleporting away with no way to communicate back if something went wrong is horrifying to me

Apogee Solstice is the new Benedict Cumberbatch - can only imply the name by using other words with similar syllables

THE MOON IS GONE GUYS THE MOON IS FUCKING GONE the solstice just hasn't stopped wtf???

I have so many questions about why the Ruby Vanguard uses symbols of the Raven Queen and if her starting as mortal and ascending has anything to do with it...

SAME SAM I WANT MAP

I can't tell if Sam is just genuinely not catching FRIDA's little moments of showing affection towards or interest in FCG... but it's slightly heartbreaking to see

watching Travis react to shit is my favorite - his excited dance when Aabria asked about knowing if the Raven Queen was mortal, him freaking out and trying to confirm with another cast member when Deanna mentioned Eiselcross

FRIDA being worried Deanna would be mad about their crush on FCG 🥺

"I love you with my whole heart" "I love you with my entire core" 🥹

I love that Q made Aabria a beanie

"you could just ask his corpse later" is the exact energy I have towards Ludinus, they just need to get him gone asap and deal with the rest of the shit after

"just a couple of bots" "just a couple of Aeormatons"

this whole conversation outside of Jaquoby's is everything I've ever wanted

"if I was your special person would you try to kill me?" "of course not... I think knowing that I had someone would probably make me a little more calm in general" 🥹

"first kiss of campaign 3" and let there be many more

"THERE'S NO TONGUE" just let the Aeormatons get freaky Matt 🤣

"my favorite Aeormaton" FRIDA is too cute

FAITHFUL CARE-GIVER I literally squealed

I'm usually far more aromantic than this but there's something about these robots

[angelwithaslushiemaker]

GMM2024 Part 1 thoughts

Just gunna list it in order they were announced to make it easier on myself... the bl ones will probably have longer thoughts lol.

My Precious the series: Not seen the movie yet but am glad since I can go into this low spoiler.

Ploy's Yearbook: Okay yes... this looks confusing. But also... fun since it seems to be showing between present day and high-school.

We Are: This looks cute as fuck, I love that we are getting more ensemble BLs. Was super excited to see we are getting a PondPhuwin show since Pond is gunna focus on school in 2024. Also the amount of times I told my friend I need more WinnySatang, MarcPawin, and AouBoom in the last few months is infinite-

The Trainee: OFFICE WORKERS OFFGUN! I NEED IT NOW! Also such a fun cast it seems!

Only Boo: This seems fun and sappy, feel it's gunna have some real talk about dumb contract shit also.

Pluto the series: Film and double Namtan? Yes thank you. So excited for this, its gunna make me cry.

Peaceful Property On Sale: I was sold the moment Newwie sauntered in and poses with the funeral photo, and then it shows me that it's basically Scooby-Doo meets a property show, and it's TayNew and Jan and Mook? AND TAY AND JAN ARE PLAYING SIBLINGS!?!?!

Ossan's Love Thailand: I don't know much on this since not seen original and we had no trailer. But hey, EarthMix, I'm not complaining one bit.

My Golden Blood: Gawin. Casey. Being. Hunted. For . His. Blood. By. Vampires. And the vampire he's gunna be a full ass 5 course meal for is Joss Way-ar?! AND MOND IS A VAMPIRE ALSO?!? FUCKING YES!

Kidnap: Okay listen... Ohm Pawat playing a gay character AND playing with a gun in the same show? Fuck. Yes. Also Leng looks really talented and the chemistry seems awesome, can't wait.

Summer Night: Was worried about this with how people talked because of the accidental kiss. Then I find out it does have actual gay plot points is fun. But over all slice of life friendgroup/school club. It gives feel of someone the shoujo mangas I've read.

Wandee Goodday: I have said several times to friends I want a boxing set series, and while not exactly like this, still lookes fun and messy and I'm on 100%

High School Frenemy: Really curious about this, also the cast is sooo good. Genuinely already invested in finding out why they fought.

My Love Mix Up!: Was sold on the idea time I saw the contrast of their reactions to the lie of the eraser. It just seems really sweet and goofy and I can't wait.

Enigma 2: Trailer gave almost no info, season 1 was great (no one can convince me Fa and Sine weren't in love, fight me) and I love that the season is a different victim/member of Enigma. But overall interesting so far.