#i'm so annoying

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

See the way you can tell someone is bisexual is they won't shut the fuck up about it

[haroldherald]

why do i live rent free in all the harold tags

[rabidlestat]

My rendition of Lestat running into a window

Oil on canvas circa 2022

[zoeswiftie]

some zoe/natalie incorrect quotes bc i'm spreading the agenda so y'all like them !!!!!! pls i'm so alone i have read every fanfic (three) a hundred times this is hell

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Zoe, trying to flirt with Natalie: I think both of our families suck.

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Zoe: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Natalie: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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*Natalie comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Zoe’s bedroom.* Zoe: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Natalie: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Natalie: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Zoe: ...

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Natalie: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Henry: Did Zoe say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Natalie: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Zoe: I have feelings for you. Natalie: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Natalie: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Zoe periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Natalie: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Zoe: *types in Natalie* Computer: Your password is too weak. Zoe: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Zoe: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders? Natalie: That's me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Zoe: ...The who? Natalie: Oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?

[itslilimethinks]

therapy isn't enough i need gansey to be confirmed autistic

[anxietyfrappuccino]

i have patience for everyone except myself

[hunter-sylvester]

Boyfriend: "I love you" Me: "skill issue"

I cannot fucking believe that he puts up with me.

[htsdfferent]

hi did u know stiles loves lydia.

are u yanking my chain rn ? i had no idea !

[hellfiremunsonn]

convincing my friends to skip class to go home and masturbate because I am a very good adult and role model 

[curlyhairedintrovertsworld]

i spent over an hour liking henry danger posts because i am weak

[ridestomars]

thinking about everyone who followed me because of my writing and now has to deal with my reblogs and rant posts because i'm having an identity crisis

[emfgal]

hey babe

are we about to kiss rn ?!

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[audreyyko]

okay but why am I like this

[phantomoftheparadise0002]

7 more movies. A comedy included. Less monster roles but more human roles.

[hansoeii]

when 2022 me thought it would be fun to draw stede with a beard and a silly little curled up mustache and start calling him steard for the fun of it

AND NOW IT'S REAL

THEY DID IT

MY CREATION.

IT IS REAL. HOLY FUCK