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Jamie Does Rodeo - A Crackfic

Summary: An argument with Beth and an unexpected helping hand from Jimmy leads Jamie Dutton to some very questionable decisions.

Warning: Drinking, violence (no gore though), abuse and lots of profanity. Because Beth lol.

Chapter 1: A Not-So-Empty Threat

Clink!

Ice cubes ratted and whiskey sloshed as Beth Dutton's glass hit the table. Lord knows how many shots she'd had by now.

The woman was thoroughly pissed off. She was pretty sure the ranch was completely screwed, since her brother made a terrible mistake...

...he'd misplaced the deed to the ranch.

"The fuck do you want?" Beth demanded, shooting him a death glare as he stepped into the living room.

"Just letting you know," Jamie Dutton shot back passive-aggressively, smirking as he adjusted his suit and tie. "I was able to find the deed to the ranch, so your attempts at insulting me all week have been pointless."

"Oh, it's never pointless," She warned him, her tone lowering into a hiss. "You lost the deed to the fucking ranch...Everything we've been fighting for."

Jamie was unfazed. "I did not lose it, I borrowed it to back up our case against the developers trying to build an airport over our land, left it in my office drawer, forgot I put it there, and found it."

He pulled out the deed and shook it a few times, as if taunting her with it.

"Thank you for the very, uh, productive conversation." He then said sarcastically, and walked out the door.

Jamie had more important matters to attend to--namely, finding John, and letting him know the deed had been found. Since John wasn't at the lodge, the lawyer decided to check the Bunkhouse instead; maybe John had gone there, to speak with the cowboys.

However, just as he was walking toward the Bunkhouse entrance, Beth caught up to him, grabbing his shoulder and whipping him around to face her. Jamie jumped.

"You think you're gonna get away with this, don't you?" Beth breathed, threateningly locking eyes with him.

Jamie swallowed.

"Beth-" He hesitated, voice trembling. "I found it."

"Yeah?" She quietly mocked him. "You think that's gonna make it all better? You think daddy's just gonna forgive you, because you found it, you piece of shit? You lost it. The family's entire legacy was in your hands and you fucking lost it."

"B-Beth-"

Before Jamie could respond, his sister pressed her palm against his mouth, gagging it shut.

"I want you to listen to me, Jamie," She half-whispered as Jamie's eyes widened with terror, a sadistic smile crawling across her face. She motioned toward a clear patch of land where the cattle grazed. "Tonight, after dinner...you're gonna meet me in the field back there...and I'm gonna beat the crap out of you."

Jamie tried to back away, but Beth yanked the sleeve of his suit, forcing him in place. He could tell she was serious.

"I'm gonna beat the crap out of you...until you're lying on the floor...with every fucking bone in your body broken."

He couldn't answer. All he could do was stare back at her, heart pounding and hands trembling.

"Ya got that?" She hummed.

Jamie remained silent.

"JAMIE."

Frantically, he nodded.

After dinner.

The field.

Got it.

An agonizing few seconds later, Beth released him, sending him tumbling backwards. One more murderous stare into his soul, and she took off toward the lodge, finally leaving him alone.

"God damn it..." the lawyer hissed under his breath after a moment of hyperventilating. "AAAGHH!" In a fit of rage, he punched the nearest fence, the sting of gnarled wood cracking against his fist.

Shoving his face into his cupped hands, he began letting out an agonized groan, until suddenly, he heard someone speaking right behind him.

"Wow." The voice said, lost for words. "I've never seen anything like that. She's terrifying. Like, actually terrifying."

Jamie turned around, and there, watching from beside the Bunkhouse entrance, was Jimmy.

The lawyer shuffled his feet, a deer-in-the-headlights look on his face. "How, uh, how long have you been there?" He stammered.

"Oh, yeah, I saw everything," Jimmy smiled, seeming almost impressed by Beth's fury. "I came out here to train for the rodeo tonight, but..." he chuckled, speechless. "Guess I came at a bad time".

Instead of responding, Jamie sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, a migraine headache overcoming him.

Jimmy's cheerful grin dropped. All jokes aside, he understood Jamie's plight; he knew what it was like to be threatened. He'd never have started doing rodeo to begin with, if his former criminal partners hadn't threatened his family.

The young cowboy approached Jamie and put a hand on the his shoulder. Behind him, the chestnut horse he was planning to practice rodeo with kicked up dust, racing across the nearby riding ring. "What are you gonna do?" He asked the lawyer.

Jamie shook his head over and over again like a caged animal. "I-I don't know. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!" He shouted through gritted teeth.

Jimmy was silent for a moment, gears turning in his head. He stared off into space for a few more seconds before reaching a conclusion.

"What if you come with me tonight?" Jimmy offered.

"What?"

"What if you come with me tonight?" He repeated, motioning toward the angry horse in the pen. "To the rodeo. I mean...think about it. Why do you have to be at the ranch tonight? You don't have to stick around and let Beth kick your ass." Jimmy gave Jamie's shoulder a friendly pat. "You can just come along with me and Lloyd. You can help me get ready before I enter the ring, you know? Just brush the horse, take care of the saddle, all that stuff. It'll be like an excuse to leave."

Huh.

The rodeo...

Jamie hadn't thought of that.

It all made sense...

He could ignore Beth. He could blow her off. Get away from Yellowstone entirely...

Yeah...yeah!

Fuck this!

Why not go to the rodeo?

Hadn't he done enough for this family? Hadn't he taken enough abuse from Beth?

Jamie Dutton decided it was time to do something for his own sake, and he knew what he had to do.

"Shouldn't be too difficult. It's not like I'm actually PARTICIPATING in the rodeo," he thought to himself.

Little did he know, he thought wrong.

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

Contains: mentions of incest kink, mentions of sex, Kaeya spoilers (only the stuff you could find in his profile once you reach high enough friendship to read it all), Kaeya just going through it

Name: Kaeya

Age: 22

Pronouns: He/they

Sexy bits: Dick

Looks: Just under 6 inches, little medical eye patch (Diluc injured it during their fight), wears his hair down, tiny icicles in his hair (He was never trained to restrain his vision so it physically affects him), cold to the touch, wearing something akin to a tiny winter coat that almost reaches his ankles

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Hobbies: Doesn’t know much from outside the lab but he has heard about pirates! He loves to come up with little stories where he’s out on the open sea, seeing the world and helping people with his vision (He got the kid version of pirates that don’t murder and steal. Don’t tell him)

Bitties have to be very careful with alcohol because of how fuckin tiny they are, but if you only give him a tiny bit Kaeya will be so so so grateful! He just loves the taste of it and trying new cocktails is very fun for him. If you ever make yourself a drink do him a favor and pour him out a thimble full, will ya?

Kinks: Incest (please please please be his big sibling and tell him how much you love and care about him, he’ll cry in the best way), body worship, temperature play? (He really likes being warm so kissing, licking, or even blowing hot air onto him is very nice. It’s more of a sensual thing than a purely sexual thing tho, like a massage)

No-nos: No needles, EVER. No reminders of his time in the lab in general but especially in the bedroom. The cold (Because of his vision and small size if he’s not careful he could very easily get hypothermia. This can be completely fixed with more training though)

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Relationships: Jean was a big reason he stayed sane back in the lab. The knights never really existed but Jean did form a little group to look after and Kaeya was in it. He admired her hope and was very appreciative of her healing burst if she had enough energy to use it after her tests

Amber is like a little ball of energy, and while she’s always found him suspicious Kaeya can’t help but admire her fiery passion. It reminds him of someone

Diluc was Kaeya’s adoptive brother just like in canon, though where Kaeya’s from is different. After his adoptive father’s death at the hands of a delusion the scientist gave him for a test he decided to come clean to Diluc. His brother challenged him to a duel and as they fought he gained his vision. He found it fitting, after knowing about the scientists plans to give his father a deadly weapon, now he would have to be their guinea pig

Background: Khaenri'ah doesn’t exist in this au so Kaeya was actually a bit of a spy for the scientists back in the lab. He was raised by one of the head researchers personally so that he could be used to cause “natural” havoc within the other bitties lives if needed for experiments. There’s only so much the researchers can do after all, sometimes they need an idea to come from inside the group for it to succeed

He’s forever grateful that he’ll never have to make his hardest choice. Now that bitties are being sold as pets there’s no need for him to be a spy anymore. Of course, that also means he’ll most likely never get to reconcile with his brother, or see his friends ever again, but hey, that’s just what someone like him deserves

[annabelle--cane]

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

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after school at the jasmine dragon 🐉

(narrated) process vid here

[nardacci-does-art]

I meant to draw this back when I did this other doll comic as another side, to show a doll that had been cared for instead of abused, but somehow I wasn't able to finish it till like 10 minutes ago, anyway I did it *confetti*

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Been thinking about them lately.

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[ribbonentrails]

Took a long time to complete my first run, so it's only right to celebrate it by doing an equally long piece of the companions 🫶

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...like antennas to heaven

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Post-war shenanigans. It's all the same to him

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