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[catstack17]

the way i haven’t even seen the entire reboot (s1 looked good i just don’t want to watch a continuation without either gibby or sam bc the atmosphere and the icarly fictional universe isn’t the same without them, understandable why either actors don’t want to be in it ) and just snippets of what they’re doing with season 3 and making it all about creddie and i saw their whole argument before what seems to be when they get together -

freddie literally was in the right, he had every right to be upset at carly there between when he visited her in italy and carly laughing at the fact that someone said they were a couple.

and i adore carly, i’m more like her than any other character in the original show. she’s my fav gummy heart eater and she’s so sweet and kind. people should cherish her more when it comes to the original icarly. she has her moments though where you’re just like “huh???” with her (just like you do with moments with freddie, sam, gibby, and sometimes even spencer)

but also to stick up for carly a little bit,,the kiss in igoodbye was closure between both of them, if anything it proved he wasn’t that upset she was leaving if he was throwing his hands up in victory after she kissed him bc he wouldn’t be acting that way if he were heartbroken.

and why have they not mentioned at all that freddie dealt with his senior year of hs without sam or carly?? both of them were not in seattle while he graduated, he only had spencer and gibby to bond with during that time.

(also what happens with millicent in s3? where are her scenes and storyline?? she’s legit the only reason i’d consider watching the reboot)

i can’t reply for some reason so for people who have been politely telling me stuff, ty it’s kinda given me a new perspective on things but i’ll probably still never watch the reboot, just because i am v stubborn ( seddie still is my fav i can’t change my mind on that, i love them together still and miss them too much to watch carly and freddie happen (i’m bittersweet about the reboot in general but that’s also bc i prefer reunions if you can’t have a full cast back for a show which in this case can not happen bc jennette will never come back and why would she when she’s thriving with her own preferred career now and she’d probably not want to continue a character’s storyline when playing that character caused her some trauma)

i’m not a person who likes to bash on other ships so i’m happy for whoever is happy with this reboot, i just won’t be watching it bc i will not be happy w/ it (i might give my opinions but i’m never actively bashing people for shipping who they ship. it is just a piece of media and i’m just a headstrong and stubborn person shipping who i ship :))

[elizabethwolf]

Wednesday: I guarantee you, twenty years from now, I'll be Enid's second wife.

Enid: What happened to my first wife?

Wednesday: Nothing you can prove.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Daemon: Will you at least try to stay out of trouble?

Jon & Rhaegar: No.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: I CAN’T BELIEVE EGBERT, THAT ASSHOLE!

Dave: why whatd he do

Karkat: I FOUND THIS AMAZING HUMAN ROMANTIC DRAMA AND WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH HIM.

Karkat: I POURED MY BLOODPUSHER OUT TO HIM ABOUT IT, AND THE FUCKER JUST LAUGHED AND CALLED IT A KIDS’ SHOW!

Dave: damn thats kinda rude of him

Dave: whats the show called

Karkat: ICARLY.

Dave, desperately holding in laughter: no i think hes got a point

[ede917]

[theangrycomet-art]

Glamrock Foxy and his Crew

While I don't think I'll have anything with Foxy for my Glamrock Kids- multiplayer au thing, I do have ideas for him.

TLDR: Cap'n Foxy served as the Pizzaplex's unofficial babysitter before the Superstar Daycare was built. Between this and his increasingly popular theater show (Cap'n Foxy's Pirate Adventure), it was decided he would be given two additional crewmates, Bangle and Bitty.

Serving as an extra pair of eyes and ears for Foxy, they help out in the theater show as well as fulfill duties the other animatronics are too large for, such as finding lost kids or helping run scavenger hunts across the Pizzaplex.

The Chaos Twins also live up to their Pirate heritage (much to everyone's chragrin) and have particularly sticky fingers.

COMMISSIONS OPEN

I choose to believe that Cap'n Foxy is normally a part of the pizzaplex, but during the events of the game was temporarily moved to a separate location to run shows there.

Cap'n Foxy is in charge of Pirate's Cove in addition to the Pirate Adventure Show.

The Pirate Adventure show's served as entertainment between the Glamrock concerts as well as a draw in for the older audience

shows ranged from thrilling acrobatics feats to comedic high sea adventures

these occasionally would have guest stars, most commonly Monty (this slowed down when he became an official Glamrock as opposed to the understudy)

there was a running joke where Foxy would accuse Monty of eating his hand and Monty would deny it with increasingly absurd alibis

he'd also assist Chica in her water show (Chica of the Sea) before that was shut down, serving as the villain

his hook can be exchanged for a hidden foldable sword hidden in back behind his coat in addition to a regular sword for his hand

he has two functioning eyes, tho the right one is typically only after flash photography (allowing him a quicker recovery time)

despite him being an older model, he is the fastest of the animatronics (excluding perhaps Bonnie)

before the Superstar Daycare was built, Pirates Cove was where parents would leave their younger kids for the day

likes puzzles- has a small stash hidden in his "room" in Pirate's Cove that he'll break out on occasion

HATES Parts and Service with a burning passion

it got to the point where he learned how to repair himself (and the others to a limited extent) just so he didn't have to go

with his increased popularity (and increased children being dropped off at Pirate's Cove, it was decided that Foxy was to be given "crewmates"

no one consulted him on this- Bangle and Bitty were just presented to him one weekend

Bangle and Bitty serve as Foxy's extra eyes in Pirate's Cove in addition to being his assistants in addition to being genia pigs for potential upgrades in the other animatronics

their smaller size allows them to access hiding places kids like to stow away in*

they also can be sent through out the pizzaplex to help out with the other attractions (Fazzerblast, Raceway, Gator Golf, etc) when they get overcrowded with guests

this requires a costume change per area

however, they have a programming bug: the only person (human or animatronic) they have to listen to is Foxy himself. Foxy thinks this is hilarious

Bangle

the unoffical "bard" of the group, Bangle is the one to provide the extra dramatic music in the middle of a show** when necessary

they can connect their instruments to a small speaker in their chest cavity

their voice box has the most range of vocals (prototype to Chica's), allowing them to fill different roles for the show as well, though they commonly work as Bitty's straight man

this has led to some confusion with guests as to whether or not they are supposed to be a male or a female (the answer is Yes.)

their joints have a unique locking system

any part of their body can be easily removed or reinstalled when unlocked (when locked they are slight less sturdy than a typical endo's joints but serve their purpose)

they can connect to them wirelessly and still have (limited) control

has a running gag on the show of "falling apart" particularly when they are stressed out or worried

occasionally takes off head and makes fun of shakespeare

is not fond of toddlers or infants

outside of shows, is given free roam of the Pizzaplex as a rule (so long as Pirate's Cove isn't too busy)

LOVES photobombing guest's pictures with Bitty

Left eye had to be replaced early on after they lost it mid-show (crashed a touch too hard into the stage set). That eye is far more sensitve to light, being designed for btter night vision

Bitty

smallest of all the animatronics in the Pizzplex (excluding Mini Musicman and perhaps Helpy if he counts)

they work with Bangle to bring the kids upstage and get them involved

Bitty rarely speaks of their own accord

typically they express themselves through sound effects projected from their chest speaker

Additionally, they can connect to the pizzaplex intercom system and have a microphone that allows stead or security to make impromptu announcements wherever they are out

through this they can make fake impromptu announcements through out the pizzaplex in any of the other Animatronic’s voices

eyes were upgraded to have better night vision and depth perception after crashing into Bangle too many times on a landing during Pirate Adventure's dimmer lit shows. (these were the prototypes for Roxy's eyes)

increases light sensitivity BUT their aim and accuracy has never been better

thinks Roxy is cool and so regularly steals her makeup

the pirate obsessed with treasure, Bitty has a bad habit of stealing things from both their fellow animatronics and the staff

they have hidey-holes across the pizzaplex crammed to the brim with stuff ranging from anywhere to staff badges to Freddy's top hat to enormous bags of Faz tokens

fond of riddles, if answered correctly they give out prizes (usually a large bag of faztokens but if a guest gives a particularly clever/funny answer they'll give them rarer items)

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*see? they smol

**like this guy

[pairingbrainrot]

If I had a nickel everytime a Nickelodeon pairing from my childhood came back as adults and stabbed me in the heart with all the feels, I'd have 3 nickels, which is not alot but it's weird that it happened three times right?

[alfredosauce50]

Allen stealing your brother’s motorcycle, getting caught, then helping him on his sculptures to make up for it. But you start dating him and find out he has an abnormally large collection of peewee babies…

[hazellvsq]

i was thinking “frank in high school getting a detention would be like that icarly episode where freddie can’t BUY a detention no matter how many rules he breaks” then i was like oh my god. icarly au with hazel leo and frank😭😭😭

[lifeismarvelous]

I just realized…

The 3 Sams of Nickelodeon

[gothicprep]

morgan spurlock, the guy who made that “super size me” documentary that all millennials were forced to watch in a health class, died the other day.

it’s probably tasteless to bring it up, given that 53 is very young to die and the blood isn’t even dry yet, but I love how the doc really tried to creatively skirt around the fact that he was a severe alcoholic. there’s a scene where, in the thick of his experiment, he gets blood work done. the physician says something to the effect of his liver being compromised in a way that’s indicative of severe alcohol abuse. he gets very cagey before saying that he doesn’t drink.

I remember that ringing an alarm bell in my kid brain. and it wasn’t until several years later that he would say on the record that he spent years of his life basically trashed all the time. what an interesting thing to leave out!!!

[msweebyness]

Weeby’s Random Thoughts #12

Weeby’s back with her random thoughts! @imsparky2002 @artzychic27

Kim has ‘Spencer Shay Syndrome’, meaning he is constantly setting random objects in his environment ablaze through no intentional action on his part. Even things that aren’t generally considered to be flammable, he somehow makes it happen through the sheer force of chicanery. This happens so often that his classmates (and Mme. Bustier, actually) are completely desensitized to it, and barely have any discernible reaction. “Oh. Neat.” At this point they have a chart mapping whose turn it is to put it out this time. As Nath once phrased it: “There’s a difference between a Kim fire and an actual fire.” The other classes are slowly becoming accustomed to it as well, which might be a slight cause for concern.

Dang it, Kim, enough with the fire! Leave your thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

[ilovescaredysquirrel2]

Unpopular opinion: Dirty Dan shows should be banned

Okay, I felt this way for a long time but I feel like after that "Quiet on the set" documentary, we ALL know what Dirty Dan Schneider did to the children who worked on his nasty, perverted shows and movies. I'm sorry if these were your "childhood favorites" which is a bunch of bullcrap because it was part of my childhood too. My grandma and I used to think Cat was so cool on Victorious, and we liked the songs, although there were some moments that made us question why people would put such rubbish jokes in a kids show. The songs are great, but if you watch it for "nostalgia", which I can't do after knowing what Dan did, just search the songs up in the nightcore playlists on YouTube. Victorious should be BANNED along with all of Dan's sows and and movies. I think iCarly and Good Burger were the worst of all, and those of you who say otherwise, I think you don't realize how much abuse these kids went through on set and how disgusting the "humor" was in these shows. I think iCarly should get banned first, but everything that Dan Schneider worked on should be banned. and I mean EVERYTHING!

Okay, I'm 21 and hate adult humor shows... I know it's weird but I'm from the generation that had shows like Little Bear, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Marvin the Tap-Dancing, and ToddWorld (those last two shows you probably never heard of, look them up) and I'm not used to that Family guy/Ren & stimpy type humor. In fact, Ren & Stimpy is another show I think should be banned. John K was just like Dan Schneider in a way, he was a huge p*do too. I'm also not saying that dirty jokes in kids shows are a bad thing, subtle dirty jokes are okay, but don't take the "adult humor" too far. They take the dirty jokes way too far in those shows. I hope one day we will stop putting perverted, fetishy stuff in kids shows. Some example of subtle dirty jokes would be like the "Could you imagine teaching those kids how to ride a corndog?" thing from Marvin the tap-dancing Horse, and the "I'm trying to admire some heavenly bodies" "Wow you can see the beach through that thing? Let me look" from CatDog. Those were subtle dirty jokes for parents, but we know they were talking about something that wasn't for kids. The shows like iCarly and Ren & Stimpy just had the most perverted, fetishy crap ever that it wasn't even watchable.. especially since iCarly characters were underage. There's other Nickelodeon shows I do have problems with, but that's for a different day.

Jeanette McCurdy wasn't the only victim and just because she spoke out and wrote a book about it, doesn't mean that it only happened to her. The other girls were offered hush money. I do think Jeanette probably suffered the worst, though. I think Amanda Bynes (voice of Piper in Robots, if you don't know who she is) had it bad too. I'm sure she had fun voicing in Robots, but she obviously went through abuse on the Dirty Dan shows that she was on. Dirty Dan gave her "The Amanda show" so that she could be the star because that creepy jerk was obsessed with her. Also, Miranda Cosgrove (if you don't know who that is, she was Margot in Despicable Me and Sam in Mouse Tale) also went through abuse by Dirty Dan too. Practically everyone was abused by Dirty Dan Schnieder. He didn't just have a foot fetish either, he literally R*PED underage girls! He also held pool parties and refused to invite their parents... if that doesn't sound suspicious, I don't know what does.

I also have opinions on Disney movies I think we should cancel, however, those are old movies and I know more people have nostalgia for them, and they could be a good learning point for people to see how far we've come (like, Peter Pan and Song of the South absolutely disgust me, but they can be used as a learning thing on why we shouldn't make movies like this anymore). I'd like to see them get banned eventually though, however more people have nostalgia for those than iCarly and stuff, and I just think we need to ban iCarly (and Dan's other shows) first.

If you disagree I'd like to hear your opinion on why you disagree with me. If you agree, let me know your thoughts. I'm still mad that they removed an innocent episode of SpongeBob from Paramount plus, yet you can watch Victorious and iCarly on there. It doesn't make sense... we should start a riot or boycott for Paramount Plus or something. WE NEED TO COMPLAIN! I don't want any other kid in the world to see an episode of iCarly, Victorious, Sam & Cat, Henry Danger, All That, Kenan & Kel, Thundermans, whatever else Dan Schneider worked on! PLEASE! If you see your kids or younger sibling watching one of those shows, turn it off immediately and try to get those awful shows removed for good!

Yeah, sorry for the rant, again, if you disagree, I'd like to hear why. Try convincing me that these shows don't need to be banned.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

He recites his signature countdown before planting another smooch, which Cosgrove says was completely improvised. It wasn't in the script at all, she explains. "We did it in one take the very last time and we were both really unsure about it. Some of the writers came over and they were like, 'We have this idea, it might be too much, but just give it a shot for one take.' And so many times we do things and it doesn't end up on the show or we'll improvise. So you never know what's gonna end up in there. That's what makes it fun and exciting. When we were filming the scene, we were both like, we don't know if this is gonna work, but we'll try it. And it ended up being the last line of the episode.

[leslieseveride]

i'm always a normal girl in my bedroom until i think back to lucy's face when tim was cradling her to his chest after saving her life.