#idk I’m just happy with it :o)

[blaithnne]

ok i forgot that goldie isnt canonically 5'1 on a good day so i have to restructure this ask

1) thoughts on short goldie

2) is heron short also

3) (contingent on answers 1 and 2) thoughts on scrooge and beakley both falling for tiny evil women

1) & 2)

I think the toxic yuri polycule height chart is something like this—!

They all wear heels so it’s not exact (also I whipped this up in like 5 minutes lol)

Huifen is tall, she’s a black heron after all, and though they’re not the tallest birds ever they’re still pretty long! But she looks short standing next to Beakley, because everyone does (also I undersized her a little bit in my first human drawing by accident, whoops). Goldie is a short queen LMAO, she’s not minuscule, only slightly shorter than the average person, but she looks tiny next to these two (she might be slightly shorter than I drew her here, idk, I struggled to scale her LOL). Scrooge, for the record, is around the same height as Goldie!

In terms of their builds btw, Beakley is, obviously, very muscular! Though she might seem like a tank, she’s actually very soft — big ol squishy teddy bear! Heron on the other hand is a gangly mf, long, skinny, and sharp. Goldie is sort of in between them, an hourglass build like Huifen, but with more muscle on her (not half as much as Beakley, though).

3)

Heron might not be tiny but Beakley treats her like she is, picks her up like a feral cat when she’s being too much 😌 Scrooge and Goldie only have a very slight height difference, but I think he’s very smug about it lol

Also, my funniest headcanon ever is that Beakley has a thing for bad girls, and she HATES IT. She’s so embarrassed about it and fully intends to take it to her grave. This also leads to her hating the aforementioned bad girls even more, bc she’s so frustrated with herself for liking the in the first place. So Beakley can spend 24 hours a day ranting about how much she hates someone, and be blushing the entire time. All this to say, Beakley might not technically have a leg to stand on when it comes to criticising Scrooge’s relationship, but that doesn’t stop her.

I think they’re both massive hypocrites about it, bc they wanna protect eachother despite the other really not needing the help. They’re also endlessly frustrated with eachother’s toxic Yuri partners. Beakley to a much bigger degree because she definitely has a thing for Goldie, which only makes her hate her even more. Scrooge is more annoyed by Beakley and Heron than anything else bc he just does not understand what the hell is going on there, but he’ll also occasionally be all,

In conclusion, Beakley and Scrooge being a disaster sibling duo is my favourite thing ever. Scrooge is practically immortal, nothing can take him down. Beakley is a walking tank, she could walk off a bullet. They looked at eachother and went “that idiot needs me to protect them from their own love life” and they were kind of right??

[7-crows-in-a-trench-coat]

i pinky promise this jack-o-lantern is not fueled by oil made from lost souls

[adriancatrin]

our guys trapped in an ice cavern

[deus-ex-mona]

starting the year ✨wrong✨

[blowflyfag]

Oh no the consequences of being the weed brother of the family

[dollsuguru]

let it be known…. bestie!sukuna does a killer winged eyeliner

[godblooded]

if you write a greek muse, meanwhile, i am kissing you on the forehead with enthusiasm and thanking you for your contribution.

[villainology]

no bc I’m such a supporter of selfships!! like if we share a f/o, that’s so cool, let’s talk abt it! I wanna hear your headcanons and how they treat you, seeing your fav from someone else’s pov is so fun, idk how people don’t like it?? we can share ideas and cute little things abt them together!! even if you have a selfship from a different fandom and idk who the character is, talk abt them to me!! I wanna hear all about your f/o for hours, n how much you love each other! let me hype you n your favs up pls!

[littleoceanbabe]

ted lasso has been a fucking phenomenal show but if the writers completely fuck it up in the last episode i may have to quit cold turkey. or i will just pointedly entirely ignore the series finale and rewrite it myself.

[goldennika]

the ageism in moatwt is…. constant

[debrouiller]

spent my whole shower trying to sort out my feelings about ootd lol.

relistening to the ep rn and feeling very reassured that even if ootd isn’t my fav title track they still know how to make bangers—shatter and rising are the typical high quality bsides that i am very into

[skypiea]

the thing about Valentine’s Day discourse that I’m sure I’ll see more of in the coming days is like.. u kno it’s ok if a holiday isn’t for u right. veterans Day isnt for me. It is ok to see people enjoying a holiday that celebrates something that doesnt apply to u specifically and just be fine with it. Eat some heavily discounted chocolate the day after. reason for the season

[mrs-kelly]

Good morning ❤️❤️❤️ at some point yesterday like. When I woke up from my nap. My feelings for Charlie just. Suddenly got even stronger. And. I don’t even know what to do or say about it adfhjkl

[legallypumpkinn]

Shinji Ikari x ME is the best Evangelion ship, actually. I will treat him right. We will hold hands and I’ll cheer him on. He will be my boywife and we will kiss :3

(Please note that I’ve only seen NGE and EOE, I do not know wgat is going on in the manga nor the rebuilds yet!!)

[deus-ex-mona]

man.

something midosena never prepared me for was just how comfortable the train seats are

[iwowzumi]

absolutely horrible when your sexuality and gender identity influence each other. youre telling me there are nuances to this thing? i want to simplify it like a large fraction