#b u t the thing is. all of the other dudes in that shift are from [insert bordering country] and always speak in their nation’s language
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deus-ex-mona · 1 year ago
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starting the year ✨wrong✨
#(this is about work ok. long rant in the tags bc auauauauauauauuauauauauauauauaaaaaaaa)#i’ve worked for just t h r e e (3!!!!) days this year and i think im already all burned out lmao#first i was stuck doing 2 workstations bc this freakin’ b o z o of a coworker decided to take the week off without prior notice#and *t h e n* the internal components of one of said workstations kicked the bucket and was only replaced today. sads.#rip to our wasted time and futile fixing efforts though. flashtag wetried#that’s not all t h o u g h i was told that i have to jump to the other work shift bc one of my coworkers is resigning#b u t the thing is. all of the other dudes in that shift are from [insert bordering country] and always speak in their nation’s language#so i won’t be able to communicate well with them for the most part ​esp s o bs#and if [insert country here] has a national holiday and a l l of them decide to take the day off..#well. um. ahahahaha. im ✨screwed✨#(but speaking of taking the day off… one of said guys on that shift has an approved leave for cny. which is funny bc he’s not even chinese)#(rips if the actual other chinese dude on that team has his leave request rejected bc of that guy lol. happy cny to him ig)#a n d also i was made to (sorta) teach these two new coworkers (of sorts) the workstation i’m at for the week#b u t the thing is. i do everything here by left (didn’t receive formal training either lmao sadge)#and i also couldn’t explain anything well in general bc it seems like my flow of thoughts can’t streamline itself ig#so i think i confused the poor guys more than anything. but like. why me??????? aaaauauaaaaaaaaaa#idk why one of them came back for more ‘education’ from me thoughhhhh#i’ve tried teaching ‘em stuff at another workstation before this and my feedback was ‘wait slow down you talk too fast’ s o o o o .#ig i’ll have to guide them though again in the morning though. sighs. this wasnt in my job description :(#speaking of job descriptions though… this h e l l a annoying guy no one likes who resigned a few months ago (to much rejoicing)…#is!!!!! coming!!!! back!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#w h y. like. w h y. why is he so attached to this company he l l o? why is our manager so attached to him helloooooooo????? why him???????#our workloads literally t r i p l e when he’s around bc he’s just the way he is. auauauauauauauauaaaaaaaaaaaa#aaaaaaaaaaa i dont wanna work aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#science industry (derogatory) questionable laboratory conditions (derogatory)#felt cute; thought about retiring early idk
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willtheweaver · 1 year ago
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Thanks for the tag @the-golden-comet
A- At last, land on the horizon.
B- Building after building looked abandoned, as if no one had lived in them for years. All except for the last one. It was gaudily painted, and loud noises emanated from every crack.
C- Crabs…why? It did not seem fitting for the favorite Lieutenant of the Demon King to command an army of crabs.
D- “Dude, how long are you going to stand there?”
“Until either I get the high score, or the arcade owner kicks me out.”
E- Every head turned in the direction of the door. The hall fell silent. Jaws slacked, and some people even gasped at what they were seeing.
F- Flanders was hell. Every hour the din of the big guns could be heard, every shot that landed stirred up the mud and wire that lay for miles in between the trenches.
G- “Griefers? AGAIN??”
“It was your idea to try 2B2T!”
H- “How did you manage to graduate the Academy at the top of your class?”
“I cheated.”
I- “If I hear you recite Ozymandias one more time, I’m turning this car around”
J- “Jam? Where I come from, it would be jelly!”
“You Americans have always done things backwards!”
K- “Keep this between us, will you? No one needs to know what happened to the iguana.”
L- Laying between the house and safety was nearly three hundred yards of open field. There was no way she could run across it without attracting attention.
M- Messy would have been an understatement. The room looked like a bomb had gone off in it before a hurricane scattered and smashed everything that hadn’t already been destroyed.
N- No one left the room all day, or all night. The doors remained closed, and no amount of pleading or threatening would get the guards to open them. It was early afternoon the next day when it was announced that the council had reached a decision.
O- “Out of all the possible last words, you choose ‘I think I left the A/C on’?!”
P- Pools of water looked inviting, but they knew not to touch them. Plumes of steam and colorful extremophile bacteria were signs of water that was near boiling. The guide also told them that the water was highly acidic.
Q- Queens, Kings, Dukes, Ministers, and Presidents; all the world’s leaders were gathered inside.
R- “Really? An Anime about flower arranging?”
“Hey, it got good reviews, and it’s been renewed for five more seasons.”
S- Ship. Three masts, square-rigged with a gaff on the mizzen. Deep hold, crew probably about 200 or so, both sailors and officers. Armament of thirty four guns, equal to a Royal Navy frigate.
T- “Two over, carry the three, then shift back to letters, A becomes K, move every other line, and… seriously? This is such an important message and they didn’t bother to change the code?!”
U- “Underneath this bridge here is a troll.”
“It’s concrete, man.”
“You try and find something interesting in Seattle!”
V- Vendettas were nothing to laugh about. Everyone fell dead silent.
W- With all the noise going off, no one had noticed that the mimic had vanished.
X- “Xylophone? Seriously?”
“Would you rather me play kazoo?”
Y- Yet for all their bravery, the knights lacked wisdom. Had they a lick of sense, they wouldn’t have charged headlong at the masses ranks of halberds and crossbows.
Z- Zulu. Alpha. Kilo. Sierra. Lima. Echo. Echo—“Alright! Quit messing around with the flags, or you’ll get worse than double graveyard shift!”
Tagging @the-ellia-west @aintgonnatakethis @fortunatetragedy @eccaiia @paeliae-occasionally
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pinkmoondoll9shihtzu · 1 year ago
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WeLL here we are...i want to write s/t quick to remember the year by. cus 2023 was probly one of my most significant years of life, even tho from the surface it may appear not much changed for me, 2023 laid the foundation,,,
firstly, january 2023 i began learning to make music, which is crazy like!!!! it has absolutely given me a new reason to be lieve in myself like i nvr had b4. its like unlocking a new area of my heart, and inutuion.. its so FUN, so so fun ohhh the fun i have, provides me w a brighter outlook for the future as i will always have this melodic part of me activated,going forward. ive learned so much in just a year. idk i just love it it makes me feel wise and complete i feel like an alchemist. i cld rly say a lot on the sense of security music has made me feel in my heart :'0 but i have some other things to get to;
summer 2023 i started doing yoga which has also changed things for me dramatically i think ive released a lot of built up stagnant energy from my body & aura. since i started i feel immensely more balanced n able to work thru my emotions as they come up. ngl when ppl used to recommend me to try yoga i thout it was hippie shit but its real lol.. im finding sm contentment in day to day life than i ever thought possible, easier time being present, yet another thing i will continue for the rest of my future that 2023 has given me.
these r good things but it must b said that this year has been Soooo rough for me in certain ways, mostly due to interpersonal relationships.. some ppl had to b let go from my life this year in ways i rly wasnt expecting & for a lot of the year things were just, foggy. however as things draw to a close im feeling immensely grateful like.. every1 im close to rn are all peaceful souls & we uplift each other, i see now why the ones causing drama naturally had to fall away. even if it was painful process im feeling so supported rn, & reciprocated TwwwT <3333
idk it just felt like as i was progressing w musical understanding, yoga stuff , as well as the past few months trying to use tea and herbs to get my organs in order, i feel that.. my energetic field is rly repairing itself & so a lot of old attachments just cant keep up anymore.
i have to say, well, erm, i am really in love w slimbo and its different than anything ive ever felt in my life. we've been in love for a long long time & i dont talk about it often as i am protective of this love. but god, its just, the purest bond ive ever known and our love for each other is deeper all the time. we r both life path 27/9 & the first time we met it literally felt like.. reuniting, it felt like a celebration..i had never noticed such warmth from someone. i cld never be in such a secure place rn if it wasnt for slimbo & every day im so grateful like dude i owe you my LIFE. idk how to explain it, we are just One. slimbo is my angel i cant wait to spend 2024 & forever with <3
if u read this far....ur a true PMDhead, thanks for being oomfies w me out here on the big wide web, i hope you bloom this year, & this can be a shift in the right direction for all of us <3 happy new year everyone, GANBATTE VIVA 2024 <333 -PMD9LL
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spookysquish13 · 4 years ago
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JJ ALPHABET
**NOTE: I got locked out of my old account (spookysquishsworld) and am reposting all of my old writings**
***I found this on @thejjarchives and wanted to try my hand at this after so long. I used to be so good at writing but stopped for school.
* A is for After Care -  JJ is the little spoon resting his head on your chest. Playing with his rings on your tummy. He makes sure to wash you off in the shower. Kissing softly the love bites he’s made. He wraps you both up in your big comforter and you both talk until one of you falls asleep. It’s always you who falls asleep first, he loves to watch you sleep. Protecting you from all of the bad things in the world.
* B is for BABY - When JJ lets his lust take over, he can be rough and hard. But once everything is all over and done with he turns into baby and you cuddle him and make sure he feels loved. You make sure he knows hes loved because he never knew what it felt like for someone to love him until you.
* C is for Choking - One night after a few too many drinks you let JJ know that you loved when he choked you. Now its all he thinks about. JJ loves to see his rings send cold shivers up your spine, spreading goosebumps to all of the right places.
* D is for Doggystyle / Dirty talk - JJ’s absolute favorite position when he lets his lust take over. JJ will always choose doggy over any, he loves to see your ass. JJ will always have one hand on your hip and the other on your back, seeing how his rings look near your back dimples or how they look wrapped in your hair. JJ loves to whisper sweet nothings into your ear. He loves dirty talk and will whisper things into your ear deep and low when around the others. So that when you guys are alone you attack immediately. Especially during sex, asking who you belong to, if you are a dirty slut. And when you are close he will demand you to cum. Cum for him while he is finger fucking you doggy style choking you while you rub your own clit in front of a mirror.
* E is for Eyes - JJ loves eye contact, and you can always tell what he is thinking by the shade of blue his eyes are. He loves to fuck in front of a mirror and make eye contact through the mirror. Eye contact is the number one thing to turn him on immidately. Turn his primal self on, making JJ kiss you hard and slam you into any door or wall that you can first get some privacy with. Scooping your knee up around his waist so he can grind into you harder.
* F is for Fucking - JJ will spend his lazy days teasing you, coming up with new ways to make you want him. JJ lets his lusty side out more often then not, ending up with hard fucking that leaves you both breathless and unable to move on John B’s extra bed.
* G is for Grinding- JJ’s favorite form of foreplay. He knows all the right buttons to push while grinding into you, making you grind into him. He loves to watch how eager it makes you. Him grinding into you makes you wild for him, making you beg for him to touch you.
* H is for Holding - While JJ has an animalistic side to him, at the end of it all, craves to just be held. After you both get cleaned up and ready for bed, you wrap him in your arms and tell him how much you love him. How much he means to you. You say it every night to make sure he remembers. You hold him until both of you fall asleep, hold him while you toss and turn finding comfort in burying your face into his back while he sleeps, holding each other as the sunlight peaks in early in the morning.
* I is for Innuendo- While both of you are around the others, JJ loves to see what innuendo he can make. Seeing you blush and get nervous is his favorite part in turning you on. It was esspecially fun when the others didnt know about you.
* J is for Juices -JJ loves to see, taste, smell your juices. He loves to see how worked up for him you get, watching your juices flow down his fingers around his rings.
* K is for Kinks - JJ has some kinks he likes, he was afraid at first that it would be too much for you. But as long as its JJ doing those things, he can do whatever he wants with you. JJ is for sure kinky but on the softer side of kink. Some ass slapping, for sure ice cubes, sensory play, choking of course, maybe some rope but just for the aesthetics, he never will use them to tie you down.
* L is for Locations - JJ loves to take you to new locations to fuck. The unknown of whos around and the new location adds a new thrill to sex.
* M is for Masturbation - JJ loves to think about you while you are off working or with the others. He can simply not get enough of you.
* N is for Nipples - JJ loves anything to do with your nipples. Loves to see them through a shirt, soaked poking through your bathing suit top, touching them, playing with them.
* O is for Orgasm - JJ has probably the sexiest O face youve ever seen. His hands gripping the sheets, his hand veins popping out, his moans are the best sound you have ever heard.
* P is for Pace - JJ has different moods, lustful and animalistic, slow and loving, angry and rough. You never know with him due to his impulsive and chaotic character, which makes it all the more fun.
* Q is for Quickies- Sometimes JJ needs to just bang one out so he can concentrate on literally anything else besides you. On the boat, in the van, in Kie’s restaurant. It clears his head so he doesn’t go to chaotic. Keeps him in line.
* R is for Romance - JJ, while at times can be a total dude thinking of only sex, he can also be very romantic. He wants to spoil you in any way he can. If that means taking extra shifts mowing lawns, he will do it so he can take you to a place you like or surprise you with flowers he bought you this time.
* S is for Safe - JJ is always safe. He always makes sure you take your birth control pill on time, he always makes sure you know your safe word, if he is using rope he always has safety scissors from one of the boats handy. He couldn’t think to hurt you, and will take any safety measure he needs.
* T is for Toys - JJ likes toys sometimes, just to mix things up. Usually he likes to do all the work himself, make you feel special and appreciated.
* U is for Under the influence - JJ loves drunk/high sex, usually at parties you both are drinking or smoking, sometimes you can hardly make it back to John B’s house to use a bed.
* V is for Vagina-JJ loves to see you in your entirety. He will eat you out no matter what, he loves to worship your vagina.
* W is for Water - JJ’s favorite place to have sex is in water. The ocean, in a pool, the shower, the bath. He is a true beach babe.
* Y is for YOU-JJ is always concerned about you. If you are having a good time, if you are okay. You are his world, and he wont ever let anything bad come to you and he for certain wont be the source of any hurt, unless you ask him nicely to hurt you.
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dialovers-translations · 4 years ago
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Diabolik Lovers DARK FATE ー Ayato Dark [Epilogue]
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Yui: ( Huh...? When did I fall asleep...? )
Ayato: ..Nn...
*Smooch*
Nn...Aah, you finally woke up, huh?
ー Yui wakes up in the castle’s bedroom
Yui: Ayato-kun...Good morning.
Ayato: ‘Morning.
...Chichinashi. You’re really livin’ up to that name, huh?
Yui: Wha...!? Oh come on...!!
Ayato: Hehe, don’t get your panties in a knot. You can’t blame me for statin’ the truth, can you?
Yui: ( Uu...It’s frustrating how I can’t deny that. )
( But...I guess Ayato-kun feels a little better now? )
Ayato: ...
Oi, Yui.
I...
ーー I’m goin’ to kill that shitty Old Hag once more.
This time, I’ll end her life for good.
Yui: ...Ayato-kun...
( Is that his answer? )
...
( ...I guess there’s no point in me racking my brain over it. If that’s what Ayato-kun has decided, then I’ll... )
...Right, Ayato-kun.
You haven’t eaten since this morning, so should I make you something? Takoyaki, for example.
Ayato: Oh, sounds good! Yes please. Guess I’ll have no other choice but to eat a bunch.
ーー Ah, but just one thing.
*Rustle*
Ayato: You better don’t think ‘bout goin’ outside looking like that?
Yui: ...!! I-I know!!
*TIMESKIP*
ー The scene shifts to the living room
Yui: ( I wonder if I can make takoyaki here? While I have the chance, I’d like to cook various things for him... )
( I wonder what kind of ingredients this world has to offer? )
( There might be a bunch of other differences as well. )
( ...This is the place Ayato-kun grew up at. )
( ...I should try and get to know it better. Even the smallest of details. )
( Okay! Anyway, I’ll start by cooking up a deliciousーー )
???: Where are you going in such a rush~?
Yui: Laito-kun!
Laito: Nfu~ Exactly! The one and only!
Hmー... Say, Bitch-chan? Did you perhaps...have some ‘fun’ with Ayato-kun last night?
Yui: ...!?
Laito: Nfu~ Guess I was right judging by that reaction.
You’re making me jealous...I would have loved to join in if you had told me.
...But well...
I guess you made the right choice, staying close to him during these times.
Yui: Eh...?
Laito: Ayato-kun is the one who made the first move on her after all...As a result, I’m sure he is more shocked than anyone to see her still alive.
As for Kanato-kun and myself...How should I put this...Right...
We just can’t seem to bring ourselves to wholeheartedly hate her. It’s complicated, very much so.
We loathed her to death, and we actually did slaughter her. 
However...We still can’t quite claim to hate her from the very bottom of our hearts.
However, Ayato-kun might have been the only one who genuinely despised her. Although that’s something only he knows for sure.
Yui: I see...
Laito: ...Oh dear. I suppose I broke character there for a bit by speaking so honestly~
I’ll go get some fresh air...
ー Laito leaves
Yui: ...
( They all bear different sorts of emotions inside. )
( ...Ayato-kun said he would kill Cordelia, but... )
( Still...I wonder if that will truly make him feel better? )
( After all, when I first met Ayato-kun, he seemed to be in emotional distress as well. )
( I wonder if he’ll end up repeating that same outcome? )
( But...Even so, I don’t exactly know what to do either. )
( I... )
Reiji: ーー You are in the way.
*Rustle*
Yui: Wah!
ー Shuu and Reiji appear
Yui: ( ...! What a strange sight to see these two together... )
Reiji: ...You have this annoying habit of showing whatever you are thinking on your face.
Yui: S-Sorry...
...Anyway, why are you guys here? Did something happen?
Reiji: Wellーー
Shuu: ...Pwaah...
Reiji: Shuu! Is this truly the time to be yawning!? Good grief...How vexing!
Yui: U-Um...Excuse me...?
Reiji: Haah, good grief...
You should not be spacing out either.
I do not know how that woman has been brought back to life...However, right now this is more important.
*Flip*
Yui: This is...
Reiji: An invitation to the evening gala held by Father.
Yui: Evening gala...?
Reiji: Exactly.
Apparently he intends to invite guests from across the whole Demon World, and we have been put in charge of all preparations.
First we must start by putting together these invitations. ...Aah, so much work...!
Yui: U-Um...Shall I help out?
Reiji: Hmph. And how exactly would you do that? I suppose sealing the envelopes would be the most you can handle.
Yui: Right...
Reiji: Haah...However...Why did Father decide to hold an evening gala during the Lunar Eclipse out of all times...?
It is too dangerous, no matter how you look at it...
Shuu: ーー There must be some people he wants to lure out, no?
Yui: Eh...?
Reiji: ...Aah, I see...Those two Founder gentlemen, right?
Yui: ( Carla-san and Shin-kun... )
Reiji: Those two are most definitely an eyesore.
...However, I fail to understand why someone as powerful as Father needs to rely on an evening gala to take them out...
Shuu: ...
Yui: ( ...I don’t know what Karlheinz-san is thinking. )
( But ever since those two Founders showed up, it’s been one strange happening after the other. )
( I don’t want any more trouble to occur... )
Ayato: Heh, bring it on then...!
Yui: Ayato-kun...!
What brings you here?
Ayato: ‘Cause you were takin’ a damn eternity, duh!
...Hehe, so I listened in on the conversation.
That scarfed freak and the eyepatch dude won’t back down so easily.
I bet they’ve still got some tricks up their sleeve, don’t you think?
In that case, we should just send them an invitation or whatever and straight-up call them out.
I’ll crush them fair and square!
They better don’t think I’m gonna keep quiet after gettin’ my ass kicked!
Yui: B-But...
( What if they really do show up and it ends in a fight...? )
( Oh no, at this rate... )
Shuu: Pwaah...Well...I don’t know what their motive is, but I’m sure they’ll show up eventually either way.
In that case, making the first move might save us a lot of trouble.
Yui: ( Shuu-san too... )
Reiji: How thoughtless. What if a fight breaks loose at the gala?
Ayato: Che...! You wimp...!!
ー Ayato leaves
Yui: Ah...Ayato-kun, wait...!!
ー Yui chases after him to the garden
Yui: Haah, haah, haah...
Where is Ayato-kun...?
???: ...What are you looking at?
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Yui: Kyah...
Ayato-kun...
Ayato: Why do you seem afraid still...? Che...
We’re already at the point where we’ve tried out plenty of things, no?
Yui: T-That doesn’t mattーー
*Thud*
Ayato: Say...!
Yui: ...Uu.
Ayato: What’s your answer? Huh!?
Yui: ( Ayato-kun’s extremely worked up. )
Ayato: Or have you still not had enough? In that case...Should I remind you?
Yui: ( He is frustrated by his own incapability to do something about the whole situation despite his strong desire to do so...That’s the vibe I’m getting. )
( ...But... )
( Right now, being by his side is the only support I can provide. )
( I don’t mind what happens to me, if it helps him feel better. )
( He can suck as much of my blood as he wants too. )
Yui: ...
Ayato: ...Che...!
...Ugh.
...
Aahー God!
...Listen...
I’m sorry!
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Yui: Eh...?
( What did he say just now...? )
Ayato: ...Come on, you heard me...I said sorry.
Yui: ( Ayato-kun’s apologizing to me... )
You don’t need to say sorry, really...Well...It surprised me a little though.
Ayato: D-Don’t be surprised!
I...wouldn’t get upset with or hit you without a reason either, you know...
Despite what you might believe, I’ve been puttin’ a lot of thought into everythin’!
Yui: Ayato-kun...
Ayato: Also...
If I were to take my anger out on you right now...That would make me exactly like that woman.
That’s the last thing I want!
So...I’m sorry.
Yui: ( Ayato-kun’s been trying his hardest in his own way. )
...I’m sorry for getting scared as well.
But you know, Ayato-kun?
Ayato: What?
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Yui: I...want to be with you, even when you’re angry.
It’s fine even if you take it out on me. I want to accept all of it.
So don’t ever force yourself to act a certain way in front of me.
After all, I will love you no matter what.
Ayato: You...
...Ugh.
...Well...You know...I’m glad to hear that.
Anyway, I’m sorry. And also...
...Thank you.
Yui: ( Ayato-kun... )
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
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han-shinsuke · 3 years ago
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| b o k u t o k o u t a r o
When I come home on friday night, I see another pair of shoes on the doorstep. Akaashi’s friend, Bokuto might be here. I ring the tiny bell hanging around the door handle and call my housemate’s name.
“Akaashi?” after removing the footwear, I deposit it in the shoe cabinet and put my keys inside the fishbowl. In the narrow hallway, his head pop out.
Smiling, Akaashi wave his hand. “I’ve got a house crasher, is it okay?”
“Oh! This is your house, too! It’s fine!”
I walk to him. Behind him, I see his friend’s figure. Bokuto Koutaro, a professional athlete is busy grilling some meat in the kitchen.
He tilts his head to my direction and gives his signature smile. “Y/N! I’m preparing our dinner!”
“Oh, thank you!” I tap Akaashi’s arm and excuse myself. I need to change my clothes before joining them on the dinner table.
When I go downstairs, the table is already set. I sit beside Akaashi.
“Hm, Y/N?” I look up at Akaashi. Bokuto volunteer to put slices of meat on my plate. I murmur a simple thank you. “Koutaro’s facing a life crisis, how do you think we can help him?”
My gaze shifts to the man across my seat.
“Could you be more specific, Akaashi?” I ask.
“He likes someone but that person is blind. Not literally though,” Akaashi’s reply.
I hold up a hand on my chest and gawk at them both. “I thought you liked each other!”
Now it’s their turn to shoot me a look of ‘are you fucking crazy?’.
“Y/N, we aren’t a thing,” Akaashi mimick the hand on my chest. “What the hell? We’re straight.”
Bokuto drop his knife and fork on the table and look at me like he’s watching a horror film.
“Dude, you really think I’m gay?”
“Was I wrong all this time?” I huff a breath then shake my head. “My apologies, gentlemen.”
I get up from my seat and bow my head. Then back to sitting again.
“Okay,” I say, acting like nothing happen. “Bokuto, if that person can’t see it, then make her feel it.”
“Do I know this person, Bokuto?” Akaashi ask his friend after my wise advice.
Bokuto didn’t speak. He’s just staring at us.
“Alright, Y/N,” he says almost to himself. Bokuto grab my hand resting on the table, squeeze it then let his lips touch the back of my hand.
“Do you feel me now?” Bokuto cross the space between us so that he can kiss my cheek, “you’re blind but not dumb, right?”
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imasimpforshanks · 4 years ago
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Hello <3 Can I ask for Angst alphabet with Coby ?~ thanks a lot <3
Angst Alphabet - Coby
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a/n: BRUHHHH HIS WAS SO HARD TO DO BC HES SUCH A SWEETIE 😭😭😭😭😭💗 regardless, I hope you like it! x
ALSO - please note reader is a civilian and not a marine (but coby is still a marine). It was just easier for me to write it this way !!
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A- Accident (would they blame themselves if you died in an accident?)
Coby wouldn’t exactly blame himself, but he would feel really weak. It would be lots of comments about his own worth and capabilities such as: “I’m still too weak” or I’m never going to be strong enough”. (kind of similar to Zoro in that sense).
B-Break up (How would they break up with you?)
He would try to be as honest and as upfront as possible, but he gets really anxious and just starts stumbling over his words ending every sentence with “ya know?”. In the end, he just uses every cliché in the book because he can’t remember or seem to find the ability to say what he really wanted to.
C-Crying (how would they make you cry?)
This dude is far too much of a sweetheart to ever make you cry. If you were to cry because of him, it’d be because of how much time the two of you have to be away from each other. He hates having to leave you because it’s always a lot of tears on both sides.
D-Death (how would they react to your death?)
He would be devasted. Crying in front of anyone and everyone he doesn’t care. Coby would also become really unmotivated and go through a little bit of an existential crisis like “What’s the point of this anymore?” “what am I even doing?”. Eventually he’d remember how much you believed in him, and how much good he could really do in the world – so, he’d keep going. For you.
E-Emotion (what is one emotion they would try to hide the most and how would they do it?)
Honestly, Coby is someone who is extremely open and expressive. He doesn’t (or maybe it’s more accurate to say he can’t) hide his emotions. That’s just not who he is. He expresses openly whatever emotion it is he is feeling.
F-Fight (do you two ever fight? How big are the fights? What do you fight about? Etc.)
He genuinely tries to avoid fighting with you at all costs. Nothing between the two of you ever escalates that far because Coby manages to talk the two of you out of whatever tension has been built.
G-Guilt (what is the biggest thing they feel guilty about?)
It’s not necessarily guilt, but Coby still feels as though he owes Luffy his life. Because of Luffy, Coby was able to become a marine. It’s because of Luffy that Coby continues to work as hard as he does. Most of what has happened in Coby’s life is all thanks to Luffy and because of that, he feels as though he has a debt he can never repay (even though all of this happened because luffy was just being luffy).
H-Heartbreak (what would cause them pain in the relationship? How would they deal during a break-up?)
Having to be away from you for long periods of time (obviously because he’s a marine) is really painful for the both of you. It can but quite a bit of strain on your relationship as long distance isn’t easy.
During a break-up, his mind would be all over the show. At work, he wouldn’t be able to focus properly which would cause many problems for not only himself, but others around him too.
I-Injured (how would they react if you are badly injured?)
Panic mode: activated. All his focus is shifted to you. He forgets about everything around him and is set on trying to get you help. He doesn’t even try to take down whoever, or whatever, caused your injury. You are his one and only priority in that moment.
J-Jealousy (what do they do if they are jealous?)
The sweetheart would feel so nervous. He’d keep to himself and try to avoid you for a while because he can’t stop thinking about how much better off you would be with literally anyone else.
K-Kill (would they kill for revenge?)
Coby is definitely not the type to kill for revenge. He hates all the killing and death that happens in the world. He’s a person who is all about trying to stop the cycle of hatred. so despite the anger, pain and hurt he would be feeling he would put all of that emotion aside, and settle it a different way.
L-Loss (what is their greatest loss?)
During Marineford when marines (and pirates) were dying left and right, Coby was shocked. It was far too much unnecessary death. Witnessing all that death was an emotional overload, but it did lead to one of the most pivotal moments of his life.
M-Mistake (what is the worst mistake they ever made with you?)
Unfortunately, it was something entirely out of his control. But one time he had to leave for a mission with the Marines in the middle of the night. He couldn’t tell you anything about it or why he was leaving. He just had to up and leave.
N-Nightmares (how often do they have them? What are they about? How do they deal with it?)
Sometimes Coby has nightmares about Marineford. The constant voices and cries of agony form an endless loop in his sleep, gradually getting louder and louder until he screams himself awake. After waking up in a panic he manages to calm his breathing. Then, Coby gives himself a pep talk “that is why you’re working so hard. To become strong enough to be fleet admiral so nothing like that will ever happen again.”
O-Outrage (how and why would they get mad at you?)
As with the fights, I don’t think Coby really gets mad at you. Probably over something minor like you ate the last cookie or something. It’s not anger, he just gets pouty until you say you’ll make it up to him.
P-Past (what has happened in your relationship that changed the way you saw each other?)
Having to do your relationship long distance was a pivotal point for the both of you. For most, it can be a deal breaker and it comes with more negatives than positives. But, for the two of you, it was a wake-up call, and, it was the moment you both realized “I can’t live without you, we will make this work”.
Q-Quality (what is their most dangerous/toxic quality?)
I wouldn’t say this is dangerous or toxic idk (???) but ANWAYSSSSS. Coby lacks certainty in his own decisions. He’s not so bad now, but it used to be a lot worse. He second guesses himself too much, which can be the difference between life and death in a high pressure situation.
R-Rejection (how would they react to you rejecting their confession (or the other way around))
Being rejected by you would definitely impact his self-esteem. It’d bring up a lot of insecurities and feelings of inadequacy. (PLS DON’T REJECT THIS PRECIOUS BOY).
S-Scars (battle or self-inflicted)
Coby does have a scar on his head. It’s not entirely certain when or where he received this scar, but it’s likely to be from his rough training with Garp.
T-Trust (have they ever broken your trust?)
No, Coby has never broken your trust. In fact, your relationship is held up by the unwavering trust the two of you have in one another. It may seem funny to say that, because trust is a vital element of any relationship, but it’s particularly the case for you two. Being a marine means there’s going to be quite a few things he can’t tell you, but you know he can’t tell you and he really appreciates how much you understand that.
U-Urge (how badly do they want to see you after you guys separated?)
He’s had to learn to cope with not seeing you for long periods of time. But, despite all that practice it’s still unbelievably difficult. When he can, he’ll write you letters to keep you informed about his safety. He won’t ask, but he’d really appreciate if you wrote him back.
V-Vicious (what do they do when they lash out on you?)
I genuinely don’t believe he would lash out at you. He just wouldn’t. Maybe, he’s slammed a few doors, but other than that… (sorry I feel like this one is boring af ugh).
W-Weak (what makes them feel weak how do they try to avoid it?)
Coby always felt weak and incapable in his abilities. Sometimes those feelings resurface. But honestly, he trues to avoid this by remembering how and why he is where he is. He thinks of all the people who have helped him along the way (Luffy, Garp etc.) and it motivates him to push forward.
X-X-ray (what do they hate and show it most obviously?)
He hates needless violence. He understands in some situations violence is necessary, but, then there are some situations (like the end of marineford) where lives are being lost for no reason whatsoever.
Y-Yearn (what is one thing that they want but can’t have?)
He wants nothing more than to openly be BFF’s with Luffy. Given the two different worlds they live in, it’s just never going to happen, despite Luffy being a genuinely good person. (I KNOW THIS IS MEAN TO BE ANGSTY BUT I COULDN’T HELP IT LMFAO)
Z-Zero (what do they do/say in your dying moments?)
Oh boy. There would be endless amounts of tears. Through sniffles and snot, he’d be trying to thank you for everything you’ve done for him, all the love and support you’ve shown him.
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jrueships · 4 years ago
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I don’t want to judge…. but are you trying to tell us that your newest ship is…. Rolo??? …. and…. KRIS DUNN????
LiSTEN- LIStEN. OKAY-
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aLSO WHY DO U SOUND MORE SURPRISED ABOUT DUN THAN KRIS HeLP??????? IM KIDDIN OF COURSE BUT LIKE- OKAY- listEN. it's not like- FINAL final (none of my insane rarepairs are of course like if marcus gets a fr on same team bf I won't be upset LOL all my rarepairs are just basically 'i like this player and this player so... what if.. boyfriends??') But LIKE... im still... CONSIDERING... CLOSELY- ... tho kris and lauri sounds cute too ngl their finnish speaking video (that had Greek music in the bg...) was funny!!
But i just think that
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THIS is VERY interesting to me... and im always a sucker for more height difference relationships .... the way Kris doesn't even try stepping AWAY from Robin to smack trae??? He smacks him like he's hiding behind rolo???? Almost like a little kid cowering behind a teacher and only feeling confident enough to hold up a middle finger to his bully because he's got the teacher on his side now??? And the way rolo instantly wraps an arm around kris???????? ITS CUTE LISTEN.LISTEN-
But like??? Personality-wise (the main reason behind my rarepair madness) .. i just REALLY like two stubborn people in a relationship constantly trying to prove the other soft and then inadvertently falling in love with each other because of it.
I'm no astrology ho but APPARENTLY rolo's zodiac is Aries sun LIBRA moon like WOW. So he's like.. I DUNNO... baby... He's a team player but he also wants independence??? So he WANTS to be Different and stand out but hes just so Kind and complementary that he can't help But just fall in the flow??? Which he doesn't really want???? Which makes sense! He wants to be this big scary weird.. caveman and some THINK he is on the surface but really he's just a Disney loving NERD who LOVES superheroes!!!
And Kris is like.. Basically he's kinda eccentric and self-absorbed not in a prideful sense but he's just in his head alot ??? His personality can go from rigid and prickly to charming and open in like. A second. He's just weird like in the picture??? He'll high-five lopez and then remember that trae kinda elbowed him and just go attack mode without thinking twice ??? and it's surprising and that one action makes people think he's just some hot-tempered aggravator but two seconds later he's chill again???
IDK they're both so INTERESTING to me .. I feel like they both can help each other a lot ??? With their personalities ????? but in a fun to write way LOL. Dunn probably challenges rolo's tough guyness a lot; consequently, helping to bring out more of Rolo's soft side. And Rolo can understand Dunn's shifting nature, but also help keep him grounded a bit and out of trouble ?? BUT THEY DO IT THRU LIKE.. arguing and teasing and butting heads a bit because they both kinda pride themselves on being 'fierce'... and then later they resolve things and talk about them.... IDK IDK THIS MAKES SENSE TO ME IN MY HEAD- i KNOW rolo is... kinda ugly and Dunn is essentially 'dunn' (done) in the nba BUT LIKE. LISTEN- THEY THEM... GAY IDIOTS WHO CALL EACH OTHER IDIOTS BUT KNOW THE OTHER IS ACTUALLY REALLY SMART AND IS WILLING TO VOUCH TO THAT FACT ????? LISTENLISTEN.... there is just something ABOUT unexpected relationships ..... that goes BEYOND 'this one is nice and this once is not' like their relationship is COMPLICATED and WEIRD and they don't really know HOW or WHEN it started but it started and they just can't get off it !!!!!!
AND JUST IMAGINE THEM GOING ON A DISNEYLAND DATE ???? THEM B O T H TRYING TO SPIN THE HINGES OFF THE TEACUP RIDE ????? rolo convincing kris to lightsaber fight with him?? Dunn originally being like 'ugh this is so dorky dude' but it's only a short sigh to keep his dignity and he can't help But be charmed by rolo's infectious excitement AND by his OWN excitement ?? so they DUEL and it starts playful until dunn smacks rolo a little Too hard on the arm and then it gets SERIOUS. Idk they probably end up getting kicked out for scaring the children lol. Dunn has bruises and rolo has bloodied scratches. No more lightsaber fighting today :(
Rolo wants to buy a life sized stupid.. expensive soemthin idk like thanos cardboard cut out which Dunn says no to. Then Dunn goes and buys a ton of expensive ass weird candy so rolo rebels and buys the cardboard cut out anyways lol. When they get to the tram train whatever way home, rolo sleeps on dunn's lap using the thanos cutout as a blanket. Dunn keeps waking him up and giving him a concussion because he won't stop bouncing his leg tho from the sugar high. OVERALL... the date is went. It went. Yeah
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daaziscoolbesties · 4 years ago
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[REPOST] MY 2K WORD COMMENTARY/ANALYSIS OF RANBOO’S LORE STREAM
‼️‼️This post contains lore spoilers from Ranboo’s 4/23 stream, “The Enderwalk Saga. Chapter 1: The Lessons”. If you haven’t seen that stream don’t read ahead unless you want spoilers‼️‼️
disclaimer: this isnt really an analysis as much as a bunch of commentary and half-baked theories.
-on the way to the mansion he was sort of talking to himself saying stuff like "i'm good i'm good" which m a y be a normal thing but also maybe it's not and it flew over our heads cause he talks to chats and donos like that so often
-again, this one may just be a normal thing but when he was climbing up the stairs in the mansion looking for foolish, he repeats some of his words like down to the exact same tone of voice and everything. 12:42,  "this mansion is way too big actually. this mansion is way too big actually." (why the repeated actually? seems odd to me but again it might just be a normal thing that i haven't picked up on). (right after) "okay okay lemme find him lemme find him" again repeated words in the e x a c t same tone.
-does everyone know about ranboo's silk touch hands ability thing? or was that just a techno and ranboo main character moment. bc if it was, how would foolish know that ranboo could pick up the full cake after it'd been partially eaten. unless everyone on the sever knows about that in which case this means nothing. but if they d o n t know... how would foolish know? ranboo wrote about it in the do not read book so maybe if it's not a publicly known thing maybe foolish got his hands on the book and read it??
-14:53-ish, they're talking about the war room and how it was for tubbo or whatever and ranboo says, and i quote "he prepares for lore but he's never gonna do it." now funny thing is at first i couldn't tell if he said "war" like in reference to the war room or "lore". but after playing the clip over and over i can say with ALMOST 100% certainty that he said lore. there is a definite L sound at the beginning of the word. which either means a) this was a slip up (doubtful bc he said later that there were no mistakes), b) he broke the fourth wall because they were supposed to be rping at that point, or c) i'm completely wrong and he said "war" which leads down an entire other road of possibilities
-15:17 "are you a book reader?" "*checks inventory for do not read book* uh yeah i'd say i'm a book reader-" dunno how i didn't catch this the first time I HATE THAT DAMN BOOK
-15:18 there's blue in his hotbar. where did he get the blue.
-16:40 "it's like a metaphor- i have two minds: i have my normal self, my normal little shift-dancing self, and then the builder one. the builder one is demanding. it's a very demanding mind." ranboo then lets out a weird sigh after this. i feel like what foolish was talking about was an indirect(?) parallel to ranboo in and out of enderwalk, there's how he normally is, trying to do best for others, and then there's enderwalk, meeting up with bad guys and "demanding" things (its very late as i write this i really don't know what i'm talking about)
-17:11 "you have your panic closet" i'm sorry his what now 😀 no but seriously how the hell did i miss some of these
-18:04 "you're asking me if i remember?" very funny ranboo thank you for making jokes in these trying times
-18:25 WHY DID HE GET OUT THE AXE WHEN STARING AT THE BEE
-19:38 why did foolish hold the grass block- most of these observations probably mean nothing but- h u h - is that- i'm too tired for this
-19:54 "i never properly thanked you for the deal you made with me" so foolish got something out of this deal, we're not sure if ranboo did. "the green cardboard box" again do you mean dream's house- but seriously the only people i can think of on the server that are associated with green are dream and sam. and i have no idea what cardboard box could be referring to.  foolish got a lime colored shulker from drista
-20:30 "we're supposed to only talk about it at a certain location" hmm now where would that be? panic room maybe? cause like usually after doing a big thing in the enderwalk state ranboo wakes up in the panic room so maybe?  the deal was that they only talk about it in his house
-21:52 how does ranboo receive(?) the lessons? like are they whispered to him in his mind or is he seeing them as words in front of him like we see? hmm
-"Lesson 14: If you have the opportunity to gain a favor, take it." "gain a favor" don't you usually ask people for favors though? how does one "gain a favor"? anyways i'm pretty sure lesson 14 has to do with the deal foolish was talking about. (the deal explained because i now have info: at some point a bit ago foolish met up with ranboo and asked to make a deal, he'd gotten a shulker box from drista. the deal was that ranboo would have ownership of the box, it would be under his name but foolish rents/borrows it indefinitely. ranboo negotiated that if he took ownership of the box he would get a "war favor"  from foolish where if something happens that creates sides, ranboo can ask him a favor that could change his side. but why would foolish want ranboo to have ownership of the shulker you may ask? well i have an answer for you. a theory actually but still. basically since drista technically isn't supposed to give out shit on the server if someone where to have that stuff then they may get in trouble. foolish wants to be able to use the shulker but if it gets found he doesn't want to get in trouble, so he can blame it on ranboo seeing as it's under his name.)
-22:16-ish "i still have this from when you *can't understand whats said here*" well i guess that sort of explains why he had the grass block? idk man (info update: he had the grass block from when ranboo threw it at him telling him to calm down like what ghostbur does with blue)
-31:35 "i figured out how to cause it" how to cause the enderwalk state
-38:30 "ninety three lessons" I STILL DONT KNOW WHY HE KEPT SAYING NINETY THREE AND NOT NINETY FOUR AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY LMAO
-39:01 "it's all for the greater good" okay well when are you gonna start thinking about yourself and not everyone else for once huh. self care bitch.
-40:31 he started holding the axe when he was looking at sam- gonna say it i really don't like that axe ahahah- WAIT A DAMN MINUTE THE AXE IS NAMED "axe of ender" I DONT LIKE THAT I DONT LIKE THAT AT ALL
-41:53 is there something?? physically keeping him from telling sam??? or maybe it's sort of like his enderwalk state taking control to make him shut the fuck up??? so many questions and approximately zero answers
-43:18 ranboo raising his voice legitimately scares me 😀👍
-"Lesson 27: Do not reminisce on what you have lost for it will weigh you down." showed up when he was thinking about and REMINISCING about the community house 👀👀
-"Lesson 53: Never fully trust anyone." showed up literally after he said that he thinks he can trust the other people on the server enough to tell them about what he did
-"Lesson 67: Leave no evidence of what you have helped with." this is different from the others because there doesn't seem to be at least a semi-direct connection to it? unless maybe at the time ranboo was near something he may have "helped with"? not sure about this one
-"Lesson 94: DO NOT LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE" yeah yeah i get it i get it he's fucked up some shit in enderwalk i don't feel like analyzing this thanks
-OH OH NOTICE HOW HE SAYS "REMEMBERING" WHEN THE LESSONS SHOW UP. IMPLYING THAT THIS ISNT A NEW THING, ITS HAPPENED BEFORE AND NOW HES REMEMBERING IT. MAYBE HE WROTE DOWN THE LESSONS WHEN HE WAS IN ENDERWALK AND NOW THAT HES BEEN EXPERIMENTING ITS BEEN EASIER FOR HIM TO REMEMBER THOSE ENDERWALK MEMORIES
-okokok the experiments are that he's been e x p e r i m e n t i n g on how to purposefully induce the enderwalk state. and we know now that it wasn't from the pain of the water because on the stream afterwords he said that it's caused by the intense fear of something happening. and so the "side effects" of the experiments is that since he's in enderwalk more often(?) he starts remembering more things from it
-OH MY GOD WAIT "there is a reason sam, there's so many reasons, theres ninety three of them" (44:47) WHAT IF EVERY LESSON IS TIED TO A QUOTE UNQUOTE "reason" THAT RANBOO THINKS HES A BAD PERSON/NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP BUT HE SAYS NINETY THREE INSTEAD OF NINETY FOUR BECAUSE THE NINETY FOURTH LESSON DOESNT HAVE A REASON YET/HE DOESNT REMEMBER IT HAVING A REASON
-dude honestly the whole sam part hurts so much this man is scarily good at acting
-46:46 "i cant put you in the prison you wouldn't be able to see michael anymore" bestie that's the point he doesn't want to accidentally hurt michael or tubbo in the enderwalk state—
-okay but there's no way that sam couldn't tell that ranboo was at least TRYING to confess to something- i feel like he definitely knows more than he's letting on because usually like when people do bad shit or admit to doing bad shit he's like in Prison Guard Mode™️ (he literally cut off ponk's arm because he stole some keycards or something) and whatever and idk what he knows but he definitely knows something and is trying to protect ranboo. or he's trying to manipulate him or smth either one works—
-50:38 "you are a good person" "i am?" you can hear my heart shatter. "yes you are" "i don't think so sam" "i do, even if you don't" "i really don't think so" and there it goes again
-51:25 hello badboyhalo i see you to the left of ranboo
-52:44 "but then my curiosity got the best of me" curiosity killed the cat, bitch
-52:54 "there's ninety three, ninety four, ninety- theres so many reasons!" SEE!! NOT ONLY ARE THERE THAT MANY LESSONS THERE ARE REASONS THAT CORRESPOND IM S O SMART—
-52:56 "i don't want to remember anymore!" *quietly brings forth my theory that when ranboo loses a canon life his memory gets wiped*
-53:13 "ive opened pandora's box" isn't the prison?? literally called pandora's VAULT??? so this m a y be a stretch but i'm thinking that maybe this could be taken in the literal sense that he "opened" the prison and let dream out (the sirens at the end of quackity's stream confirm that dream is indeed out)
-53:42 mans just straight up walked through a ghost i—
-55:37 so are we just gonna ignore the eleventh page of the book? "he's alive, but hopefully soon dream won't be"??? alright nevermind it's most likely bc when tommy came back he recruited ranboo in his plan to kill dream
-55:47 notice how he writes "what am i?" as opposed to "who am i?" no elaboration here idk what it could be
-56:08 just so it's clear for anyone who doesn't know- he's wearing armor at this point, and i'm like 90% sure that when he wears his armor water can't hurt him. and i saw someone say somewhere that like with splash potions when thrown it turns into a gas-like thing? so again, it didn't hurt him, he didn't get hurt. he said in the chill stream that he wasn't comfortable making it where his character had to hurt himself to do that. the thing that causes the enderwalk isn't pain, it's intense and sudden emotions like fear and stress. thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
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spookysquishsworld · 5 years ago
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JJ ALPHABET
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* I found this on @thejjarchives and wanted to try my hand at this after so long. I used to be so good at writing but stopped for school.
* A is for After Care -  JJ is the little spoon resting his head on your chest. Playing with his rings on your tummy. He makes sure to wash you off in the shower. Kissing softly the love bites he's made. He wraps you both up in your big comforter and you both talk until one of you falls asleep. It's always you who falls asleep first, he loves to watch you sleep. Protecting you from all of the bad things in the world.
* B is for BABY - When JJ lets his lust take over, he can be rough and hard. But once everything is all over and done with he turns into baby and you cuddle him and make sure he feels loved. You make sure he knows hes loved because he never knew what it felt like for someone to love him until you.
* C is for Choking - One night after a few too many drinks you let JJ know that you loved when he choked you. Now its all he thinks about. JJ loves to see his rings send cold shivers up your spine, spreading goosebumps to all of the right places.
* D is for Doggystyle / Dirty talk - JJ’s absolute favorite position when he lets his lust take over. JJ will always choose doggy over any, he loves to see your ass. JJ will always have one hand on your hip and the other on your back, seeing how his rings look near your back dimples or how they look wrapped in your hair. JJ loves to whisper sweet nothings into your ear. He loves dirty talk and will whisper things into your ear deep and low when around the others. So that when you guys are alone you attack immediately. Especially during sex, asking who you belong to, if you are a dirty slut. And when you are close he will demand you to cum. Cum for him while he is finger fucking you doggy style choking you while you rub your own clit in front of a mirror.
* E is for Eyes - JJ loves eye contact, and you can always tell what he is thinking by the shade of blue his eyes are. He loves to fuck in front of a mirror and make eye contact through the mirror. Eye contact is the number one thing to turn him on immidately. Turn his primal self on, making JJ kiss you hard and slam you into any door or wall that you can first get some privacy with. Scooping your knee up around his waist so he can grind into you harder.
* F is for Fucking - JJ will spend his lazy days teasing you, coming up with new ways to make you want him. JJ lets his lusty side out more often then not, ending up with hard fucking that leaves you both breathless and unable to move on John B's extra bed.
* G is for Grinding- JJ's favorite form of foreplay. He knows all the right buttons to push while grinding into you, making you grind into him. He loves to watch how eager it makes you. Him grinding into you makes you wild for him, making you beg for him to touch you.
* H is for Holding - While JJ has an animalistic side to him, at the end of it all, craves to just be held. After you both get cleaned up and ready for bed, you wrap him in your arms and tell him how much you love him. How much he means to you. You say it every night to make sure he remembers. You hold him until both of you fall asleep, hold him while you toss and turn finding comfort in burying your face into his back while he sleeps, holding each other as the sunlight peaks in early in the morning.
* I is for Innuendo- While both of you are around the others, JJ loves to see what innuendo he can make. Seeing you blush and get nervous is his favorite part in turning you on. It was esspecially fun when the others didnt know about you.
* J is for Juices -JJ loves to see, taste, smell your juices. He loves to see how worked up for him you get, watching your juices flow down his fingers around his rings.
* K is for Kinks - JJ has some kinks he likes, he was afraid at first that it would be too much for you. But as long as its JJ doing those things, he can do whatever he wants with you. JJ is for sure kinky but on the softer side of kink. Some ass slapping, for sure ice cubes, sensory play, choking of course, maybe some rope but just for the aesthetics, he never will use them to tie you down.
* L is for Locations - JJ loves to take you to new locations to fuck. The unknown of whos around and the new location adds a new thrill to sex.
* M is for Masturbation - JJ loves to think about you while you are off working or with the others. He can simply not get enough of you.
* N is for Nipples - JJ loves anything to do with your nipples. Loves to see them through a shirt, soaked poking through your bathing suit top, touching them, playing with them.
* O is for Orgasm - JJ has probably the sexiest O face youve ever seen. His hands gripping the sheets, his hand veins popping out, his moans are the best sound you have ever heard.
* P is for Pace - JJ has different moods, lustful and animalistic, slow and loving, angry and rough. You never know with him due to his impulsive and chaotic character, which makes it all the more fun.
* Q is for Quickies- Sometimes JJ needs to just bang one out so he can concentrate on literally anything else besides you. On the boat, in the van, in Kie's restaurant. It clears his head so he doesn't go to chaotic. Keeps him in line.
* R is for Romance - JJ, while at times can be a total dude thinking of only sex, he can also be very romantic. He wants to spoil you in any way he can. If that means taking extra shifts mowing lawns, he will do it so he can take you to a place you like or surprise you with flowers he bought you this time.
* S is for Safe - JJ is always safe. He always makes sure you take your birth control pill on time, he always makes sure you know your safe word, if he is using rope he always has safety scissors from one of the boats handy. He couldn't think to hurt you, and will take any safety measure he needs.
* T is for Toys - JJ likes toys sometimes, just to mix things up. Usually he likes to do all the work himself, make you feel special and appreciated.
* U is for Under the influence - JJ loves drunk/high sex, usually at parties you both are drinking or smoking, sometimes you can hardly make it back to John B's house to use a bed.
* V is for Vagina-JJ loves to see you in your entirety. He will eat you out no matter what, he loves to worship your vagina.
* W is for Water - JJ's favorite place to have sex is in water. The ocean, in a pool, the shower, the bath. He is a true beach babe.
* Y is for YOU-JJ is always concerned about you. If you are having a good time, if you are okay. You are his world, and he wont ever let anything bad come to you and he for certain wont be the source of any hurt, unless you ask him nicely to hurt you. 
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ofkingsnqueens · 4 years ago
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hey look, it’s aditya ‘adi’ hans! they’re thirty-two years old, they’ve lived in shrike heights for all his life, and they’re currently working at flour power (food court). i heard they’re pretty slackish, but i think they’re so practical at the same time. can they make it out alive? ―
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A B O U T 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          born and raised in shrike. his parents are both immigrants; they met in denver, they both came from the same small town in india, and hit it up right away. they had been married for almost a decade, trying to have a baby. they had given up on trying and then he happened: the miracle baby. the sun of their lives, which is why they chose an accurate name, aditya, which means lord of the sun, or newly risen sun. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          his birth was pretty much all against the odds, since his mother was over forty when she had him. he was born with a couple heart issues, that were promised to get solved within the next couple years, but they didn’t. he’s stable, he’s okay, but he has to travel to the closest city twice a year at least to get checked. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          he had a happy-ish childhood in shrike heights, but because of his heart issues, he couldn’t be too active, so he missed out on a lot of playing outside with other kids, running, jumping, sports, etc. what he learned? his mother’s baking. when he was a child he would take cupcakes to school and sell them to get money, which they would save because he was so sure than penny by penny, they would soon have enough to open their own bakery. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          his father would travel a lot for work, he was a research assistant for some hospital. but he would come back with stories and presents. it was his favorite time of the year. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          when adi was about twenty-five, after working too many shifts at local stores, assisting at hair salons, and doing every single small job he could find, he surprised his mother with their dream bakery. it put him in debt for sure, but the face of her mother was worth every single dollar he spent. and the two of them worked from dawn to dusk every single day, living their dream like they did when he was little. his father retired when he turned sixty, and he was helping too at the bakery. life was great. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          and then about five years later, their luck seemed to run out. his father, struggling with problems typical of the age, forgot to turn off one of the ovens one night. adi was called in the middle of the night because the entire place had blown up, it was destroyed. a total loss for the family. it was only a couple weeks later when adi’s father was diagnosed with alzheimmer. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          it’s been a struggle ever since. adi is very much in debt because the explosion ruined other places nearby, and he had to pay it all. he had to leave his apartment (he’s looking for a roommate), and is currently living with his parents. which is okay. they’re old now, and his father requires a lot of assistance. he’s happy to help for the most part.
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          when he heard there would be a bakery in town, he applied right away. he didn’t count on not being able to make all the fancy decorations. those are his mother’s strength. he just liked to knit the dough, to be fair. but he’s alright at it. people like his rather unique designs. 
M I S C E L A N E O U S
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          he is a very homey dude. he will literally sound like he’s making excuses when he says he can’t go out on a saturday night because he has to do laundry, or iron his clothes. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          he loves soap operas. will legit crash on the couch with his mom and watch every single one available. and bollywood films? god, he’s learned one too many dances. probably had that one dream as a kid of being in one them. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►         he gets easily overwhelmed, therefore goes into some sort of executive dysfunction quite often. it’s hilarious. he wishes he had two other pairs of arms. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          always making lists? he’s terrified of forgetting things. 
because of the overwhelm, he does a lot of things the wrong way. he will literally put his shoes on before his socks, his pants before his underwear, stuff like that. he’s just good at baking?
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          he tries his best with the decor but he really can’t do it so most of his orders will look like THIS or  THIS if he has to get his hands on them. clients probably would know, but people who don’t are usually mad and asking for refunds. the owner feels bad for him and his entire family, so he hasn’t fired him. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          very soft man? but like... very deep within? he’s almost ashamed of having feelings because he would not know what to deal with those. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          he’s not exactly a prude, but it’s kind of hard to explain how is he not a virgin, because he kind of fucks up whenever he speaks. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          not ashamed of liking women and men, but once the conversation gets a little heated, he will probably steer the conversation away. he sucks at flirting.
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          he takes care of his beard, skin and hair almost religiously well. goes for a trio every week, has his own beard brush and products. he knows it’s the attractive in his face. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          loves his mom and dad too much. wow i did not give him personal family issues this is new.
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►          he gets very paranoid about his heart condition. he visits the clinic quite often, even if it’s just for a simple check up. he’s terrified of being face to face with the killers, because he’s not sure if he would survive that. 
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)►         overall nice guy 10/10. 
C O N N E C T I O N S
☺     childhood bestie. who knew about his heart condition.  ☺     coworkers at the bakery ☺     the doctor who watches out for him  ☺     drinking buddies ☺     drunken karaoke buddies ☺     wingman/woman. they try to get him to date. it fails. ☺      current bestie. they come after hours to eat what’s left over.  ☺     someone with a crush on him? he’ll never know. but it would be cute.  ☺     past hook ups. probably didn’t end up great. he left right away, couldn’t get it up, etc.... ☺     possible future roommate?  ☺     lil bro, lil sis. he always wanted siblings but it was impossible for his mom.  ☺     idk. you name it. im out of brain. i will say yes to anything. 
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thetomorrowshow · 5 years ago
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Slower Than Words Ch. 3
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Hey all! I’m really enjoying writing this! We’re almost to some exciting stuff--next chapter is going to be big (and boy, the chapter after that...)! This chapter is a bit shorter than the past two, but 4 and 5 will more than make up for it in length! Hope you enjoy!
CW: Inflicted blindness
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Knowing that Patton was deaf didn't change much. Virgil still talked—possibly even more than he had before. They would sit, curled into each other, and Virgil would talk and talk and talk. He told stories, he talked about his roommate, he did his best to recount The Hunger Games from memory. He went over rules of the English language, tried to recall the periodic table of elements. All the while, Patton had a hand on his chest and the other on his cheek, feeling the vibrations and presumably watching his mouth.
Every day, they ate three meals that were suspiciously similar to those of the previous day.
Every day, they had a slowly lengthening work-out routine, now with thirty jumping jacks and five push-ups, followed by twenty lunges.
Every day, they spent hours tracing the alphabet onto each others' arms. Every day, they got better at spelling and understanding, sometimes getting whole sentences out before having to repeat something.
Virgil eventually found himself growing bored of the monotony. He no longer feared for his life, as he had the first month of captivity. He hadn't been so much as touched by anyone other than Patton. The food was fine, the living conditions were acceptable. He knew the room well enough by now that he could walk without Patton's help, but chose not to. He was still held captive by the irrational fear that Patton would disappear if he let go of him. Even when in the poor excuse for a bathroom, Patton tapped lightly on the curtain to a regular tempo, letting Virgil hear his presence.
Every day was the same without fail.
Until one day, the schedule changed.
On that day, Virgil was woken up by a hand tugging on his wrist. He barely had time to trace a '?' on the arm, which was hurriedly responded to with a 'P' before pulling him out of bed. He was less worried now, knowing it was Patton waking him up and not some dangerous stranger. Then he was stumbling across the room, on track for the door, and then—what? Where was the door?
Virgil tripped out of his surprise, almost introducing his face to whatever floor he was hurrying across. Where were they? The room wasn't this long. Were they out?
He started slapping at Patton's arm frantically, trying to get the man to stop moving and talk to him. Where were they? How did they get out of the room?
Finally Patton stopped, and Virgil could feel the excitement practically bleed out of him.
W-h-e-r-e a-r-e w-e ?
A hesitation, then Patton responded.
O-u-t. R-o-o-m w-i-t-h b-o-o-k-s.
Just books? Why were they here, then? Who let them out?
G-u-a-r-d g-u-i-d-e, Patton spelled as if he could hear Virgil's thoughts. G-o b-a-c-k.
After a moment, Patton gently took his hand and led him again, albeit more slowly this time. Virgil knew he was in a different place—or had been—but it felt the same. There was no change of air, no different smell. For the first time since he'd met Patton, Virgil felt hopelessness turn his bones to lead. Soon enough, they were back to the room, Patton taking him on a quick round of the room to let him know where they were. Then Patton pulled him to the floor and began excitedly tracing.
I got a book! Do you want me to spell it to you?
Virgil nodded animatedly, before actually thinking about it. Surely that would kill Patton's hands. He shook his head, then spelled out I don't want to bother you.
Patton responded by pulling Virgil's hand up to his mouth, tracing it along what was almost certainly a smile. Without saying anything else, he began the book.
A girl came out of lawyer Royall's house, at the end of the one street of North Dormer. . . .
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They didn't even get all the way through chapter one before they were both too mentally exhausted to continue. They lay like they sometimes did, hands loosely clasped, feet barely entwined. Patton had picked up on the fact that too much physical contact at once overwhelmed Virgil, but also understood that he wasn't willing to go with zero contact at any time.
Virgil talked again, repeating things that he'd already said. It didn't matter—Patton couldn't hear.
“So then Roman took one look at the guy and said to me, 'he's hot.' I was like, whatever. I'm not sure what he saw in the dude, he was pretty average looking. Roman's attracted to guys with vitiligo or birthmarks, though, so I guess that already colored him green in his book. Colored him green—who says that? Nobody, probably. It doesn't matter. Anyway, Ro was really into this dude, and he finally got all that swagger that he sometimes gets, like I told you the other day? So he walked up to this guy and asked his name. I think he was planning on making up a pick-up line? Afterwards, he wouldn't tell me what happened, but he was rejected big time. He was taking over our whole dorm room moping for the next week before he asked me to go talk to the guy.”
Virgil shifted a bit, trying not to move Patton's hand from his chest. He always let it rest there when Virgil was talking.
“So the guy's name was Janus. Yeah, he was sort of distant and rude, but Roman normally only talks about his newest crush for three days. He'd lasted a month, so I figured it was sort of permanent. So I told him Roman wouldn't leave me alone until the two of them went on a date, and Janus agreed to ask him out if I gave him three of my meals. Not a problem—I wasn't gonna eat nineteen meals that week anyway. It was a mistake, I guess, because the next thing I knew they were dating and I was still hearing Roman obsess over him, but now it wasn't as creepy because it was mutual. And sometimes I'd get back, with plans to listen to music and think about doing my homework, and they'd just be making out on his bed. I almost bought them a 'do not disturb' sign, but it's my room too, y'know? I have rights.”
A wave of sadness hit him. He never thought he'd miss his roommate publicly making out with his weird boyfriend, but here he was.
It was definitely time to stop talking, though. Water was only accessible through meals or the sink in the sectioned-off corner, and he didn't feel like getting Patton up just because he had a sore throat.
O-k-? Patton spelled sleepily. Virgil pressed his knuckles into Patton's wrist, their agreed-upon sign for 'yes'. He knew they ought to get into the bed, but he really didn't feel like getting up. Maybe they could sleep on the floor.
Patton seemed to feel the same way, curling right into his side and settling in. For all he missed in the past, Virgil wouldn’t take it all back if it meant he would lose Patton. He let his hand card through the man’s hair gently, then sighed. Sure, life sucked. But they had each other.
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speeding-fox · 4 years ago
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Crushed! (Part 1 of 2)
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Author's note: "~~" means the scene changes, while "--" means a different perspective of the same scene.
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Plot Synopsis: Porukabon finally summons the guts to confess to Shianbon, but his heart gets broken. Unable to handle the rejection, he storms off somewhere, only to wind up captured by the Neo Musketeers and subsequently corrupted, now he's out to destroy his heart breaker! Will it be possible to stop him?!
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[In the Main Base's living room]
Beautiful music plays as two biidaman, and man and a lady, walk to the bow of a ship. The man then raises the lady into the air, as he does so, she stretches her arms out to seem like she's flying, what a very familiar sight. "I'm flying Jakkubon! I'm flying!"
The camera then pans to Polka and Tosukana on the couch, sobbing at this scene while they're holding tissues. "*sniffle* Th-That's s-so... BEAUTIFU-U-UL!" Polka bawled, his tears shooting like a water spout, before blowing into the tissue he was holding.
"This is *hic* too sweet!" Tosukana hiccupped as he tries futility to wipe away his tears with his tissue.
They both continued to cry as the sliding doors to the living room open and Sora walks in, wanting to know what's with crying. "What heck are you guys bawling about? I can hear your crying all the way down the hall." He turns to the television to see the romantic scene in question, then grimaces. "Eugh, you guys are watching a romantic movie? Gross." He looks back to the two. "Why the heck are you guys watching a romantic movie?" After saying that, Tosukana throws the tissue box he had next to him right at Sora, and it hits him square in the face, leaving a perfectly rectangular red mark across his face. "OW!"
"None of your business!" Tosukana yelled at him. "And it's not gross, it's beautiful!"
Sora rolled his eyes as he gently rubs the red mark. "Whatever. Anyway, did you guys really have to watch this at my place and not at Tucker's house?"
"Does it matter?" Tosukana inquired with a raised brow.
"Yes! Because mushy lovey-dovey romantic stuff is gross!" Sora argued.
"That's not a good reason." Tosukana contended.
"Yes it is!" Sora countered.
Now it was Tosukana's turn to roll his eyes, he then lets out an exasperated sigh. No point in continuing this argument, it's pointless anyway. He turns his attention to Polka when he hears him giggling. "Huh?"
His giggling also caught Sora's attention. "Porukabon?"
Polka didn't catch his name being called, he was too preoccupied in his own fantasy to even hear him. He fantasized about the same boat scene, but with him and Shian, and Shian is the one holding him up while he outstretches his arms as if to fly. "I'm flying, Shianbon! I'm flying!" He was so caught up in his daydream that his failed to realize he actually has his arms outstretched while now standing up on his tiptoes.
"Porukabon? Porukabon??" Sora tried calling out to him, but it fell on deaf ears. He slightly puffed up one of his cheeks and grumbled. He went off-screen for a moment, then came back with a comically large megaphone. 
"Oh no." Knowing what Sora was going to next, Tosukana preemptively covers his (invisible) ears.
Sora raises the large megaphone, inhales, then screams into the speaker. "HEY! EARTH TO POLKA!"
The moment Polka heard the booming of Sora's voice through the megaphone, he lets out a shriek, and jumps up high into the air. "YAAAAH!" He then falls back down onto the floor and lands with *THUD!*. "AGH!" His eye is now a swirl. "Ow..."
Sora snickers. "Welcome back, Porukabon."
When Polka recovered from his mild daze, he swipes the comically large megaphone from his hand, jams the loudspeaker onto Sora's head, then picks the megaphone up by the handle, and yells into it. "DON'T FREAKING DO THAT AGAIN!"
The yell powered up by the loudspeaker sends Sora flying and crashing into the wall, leaving a Sora-sized indentation in said wall. "N-Noted..." Sora uttered in a pained, squeaky voice while dazed.
"Hmph." Polka scoffs as he tosses the megaphone away, then crosses his arms.
"Sheesh..." Tosukana uttered as he stared at Sora, he felt kind of bad for him, but he did deserve that for surprising Polka like that. He then shifts his gaze to Polka to ask him something. "Anyways, what happened there, Porukabon?"
"Huh?" Polka glances to him. "What do you mean, Tucker?"
"I mean, what were you daydreaming about just then?" Tosukana questioned.
His cheeks gain a pinkish tint. "Daydream?" He turns away and denies it. "I wasn't daydreaming."
Tosukana smirks. "You sure you weren't imagining that boat scene with yourself and Shianbon just then?"
Polka's cheeks got redder, did he actually say her name aloud while he was fantasizing? How embarassing! "N-No! No I wasn't!" He snapped back.
"Yes you weeeere.~" Tosukana sung teasingly.
Polka turned and snapped at him. "SH-SHUDDUP! I was not! I don't like her like that!" 
"Polka, I know you crush on Shianbon, it's obvious. No point in trying to deny it, especially with that reddish-pink face of yours." Tosukana stated slyly.
Polka wanted to keeping denying it, but he couldn't figure out a retort to fire back to try to prove to Tosukana he's wrong. After sputtering for an answer, he finally conceded. "Okay fine! I have a crush on Shianbon, alright?! Will you knock it off now?! God!" He huffs, crosses his arms once again, and turns his back to him.
Tosukana snickers a bit. "Okay okay, I'll stop." He pauses for bit, then asks him. "When did you start crushing on her?"
Polka took a moment before responding. "After she saved me from hitting the ground after I fell out of that tree..."
Hearing that answer, Tosukana flashbacked to the time where he and his friends were playing a game of baseball, he accidentally hit the baseball into a tree, and Polka offered to go get it. He climbed the tree, and crawled onto a branch, and he was about to grab it when said branch snapped from under him, lucky for him, Shian managed to catch Polka right before he hit the ground, and unlucky for Sora, the baseball fell and bonked him on the head. Tosukana noticed Polka was blushing, but Polka himself told him it was just the shock of suddenly falling out of a tree. Tosukana knew there was something more to that, but at the time, it wasn't appropriate to point it out given the circumstance. "I figured that would be why."
Sora walks back over to the two, rubbing the spot where the baseball fell onto his head. "And I still feel that pain every now and then. Owie."
"Heh, I guess you really *fell* for her, didn't you, Porukabon?" Tosukana joked.
Polka groans. "Ugh, that's a joke my dad would make."
Tosukana laughs. "Sorry, couldn't help myself."
"Ugh, how cheesy." Sora remarked while turning away. Tosukana glared to him and throws another tissue box at him, and this time it hits him on the side of his head. "Ow! Stop that!"
"Anyway..." Tosukana began before turning to Polka, him still having his back facing him. "Why haven't you told her how you felt yet?"
It took Polka a couple seconds to reply. "I... I don't think she'll like me back..." He answered hesitantly.
"Not like you back?" Tosukana stood up and went over to him to place a hand on his back. "Dude, you won't know until you tell her how you feel."
Polka gazed to him and sputtered. "B-Bu-But I-I'm too afraid to tell her!"
"Then let me help you!" He offered. "I've watched enough romantic movies to know exactly what to do!" 
"Are you sure..?" Polka asks, uncertain if Tosukana would really help him with this endeavor.
"Positive! And trust me Polka, I can help you win her over!" Tosukana insisted. "What do you say?"
Polka mulls it over for a bit, then lets out a sigh and agrees to his offer. "Fine, I guess you can help me confess to her."
Tosukana squealed in delight, then grabs Polka's arm. "Great! Now let's get you ready!"
"Ready?" Polka uttered in bewilderment.
"Yeah! We get you into a nice suit, then find a nice bouquet of flowers for you to give to her!" Tosukana turns to Sora. "Sorabon, do you want to help-" He stopped himself when he saw that Sora was no longer at the spot he was just standing at, then stares to the door to find it open and him standing in the hallway.
"Nope! I told you, romance, not my thing, plus, I have more important things to be getting to, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go play video games- I MEAN, go do heroic stuff with my dad! Later!" With that said, Sora zooms off, and the sliding door closes, leaving Polka and Tosukana on their own.
"Well, I guess that just leaves the two of us." Tosukana turns to Polka. "Now let's go get you spiffied up for your big moment!"
Polka didn't want to do this, something in the back of mind feels like something is going to go wrong, but if Tosukana says he knows what to do, then he trusts his judgement. In addition, it's probably better he tells Shian that he likes her now rather than wait until later, just to get it over with. Surely this cannot go horribly arwy, right?
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[Later at Biida Park.]
After getting Polka all nice and fancied up, and finding a nice bouquet of cyan flowers, him and Tosukana head to where Shian said she'd be, Biida Park, and they find her chatting with Tiiru and Dot, aside from them, others were just minding their own business a fair distance away. "There she is, but she's still with Dottobon and Tiirubon..." Polka mumbles.
"She did say she's hanging out with them." Tosukana states.
"Ye-Yeah, but... I-I was ki-kinda hoping they would b-be off doing something else while sh-she waited, a-and no one else would be around..." He stammered. "I-I don't want t-to humiliate me-myself..."
Tosukana places a reassuring hand on his shoulder. "Polka, everything will be fine, those biidaman are a little far away to pay you any notice, but I will be watching from the bushes just incase something does happen." He lightly pushes Polka forward, then hides in the nearby bushes, once in there, he shoots him a quick thumbs up. "Go get her, bud!" He then ducks into the foilage, only his eyes are showing now.
Polka stops and just stands there, shaking for a bit. Oh gosh, he is really going to do this, he is really going to confess his feelings to his crush. He wants to turn back, but it's too late for that, he's here now, may as well just get it over it and hope for the best. He takes in a deep breath, then breaths out. "You can do this, Porukabon. Just tell her how you feel. Be confident!" Clad with his suit and with bouquet in hand, he wills up the courage, and approaches over to the three. "Uh, he-hey guys." He uttered sheepishly.
Upon hearing him, the three turn to him. "Oh my goodness Porukabon! You look so nice!" Dot exclaimed.
"Whoa, I agree!" Attested Tiiru. "You look pretty good in that."
Polka blushes and rubs the back of his head, but he looks aside and doesn't say anything. "I'll say, you don't half-bad in that suit." Shian's compliment makes him blush deeper. "I gotta ask though, what's the occasion, and what's with the flowers?" She asked with a slightly raised brow.
Polka gulped. This is it. 'Don't back out now, Porukabon, you've wanting to tell her for a long time! Just say it!' After internally urging himself, he faces her, and shakily holds out the bouquet for her to take. "A-Actually S-Shian, th-they're for yo-you."
"F-For me? Wha..?" Shian needed a second to process. Why would he give her flowers? What would she even need them for? Pop's garden back home? He's probably allergic to some of these.
Dot's eyes glimmered and she put her hands together at Polka's gesture. "Awww!"
Tiiru is simply stands there, unsure of why Polka is gifting their sister flowers. They know that Shian is not really into flowers that much. Were the flowers even hypoallergenic? They wouldn't want "Mom" to get allergies if they weren't and Shian chooses to take them home.
Meanwhile, Tosukana is watching from the bushes. "This is already going well so far!" He muttered excitedly to himself.
Polka shakes his head and clears his throat to compose him, he then gets on one knee, and outstretches the bouquet a bit more, and speaks in the most "handsome" voice he could muster as he also pulls off the "handsome face" he learned from Shirobon. "Shianbon, after you saved me after I fell out of that tree that fateful day, I have had feelings for you, and I can't keep them boxed up anymore. Shianbon, I like-like you. Will you accept me as your boyfriend?"
"Oh my gosh!" Dot squeaked. She knew of Polka's crush on Shian, and she was so glad he finally got the courage to tell her how he felt about her.
The realization finally dawned to Tiiru. "Oooooh, that's why you're giving her the flowers." 
Meanwhile, Shian just... couldn't figure out what to say right away. She didn't think Polka liked her like that, he gave her no indication that he crushed on her, actually, now that she thinks about it, those weird looks he sometimes gave her and how he sometimes blushes near her makes a lot more sense now. How the heck did she not connect the dots sooner? It was kinda obvious.
She felt... awkward, to say the least. She doesn't return those feelings, and Polka needs to know this. Better to rip off the band-aid than to lie about reciprocating his feelings.
"Porukabon, that's nice and all," She lightly pushes the bouquet back to him. "but no, I won't."
Polka felt his heart shatter. "N... No..?" The flowers in the bouquet wither. "Wh-Why..?" He shakily asked as his eye began to water.
"Bro., I'm not into you." She tells him bluntly. "I like you and all, but not in that way."
He stares to the ground, tears falling from his eye. She didn't like him back... Polka sorta expected this to happen, yet, the truth still crushed him.
Seeing Polka in this state, Tiiru glares and whispers to Shian. "Shianbon, you didn't think you could've let him down more gently than that?"
"What?" She whispered back. "He needed to know I didn't like him like that."
"Did you need to be so blunt about it?" They ask.
Dot chimes in hushedly. "I'm with Tiirubon. You could've told him more nicely."
"I still got my point across, didn't I?" Shian inquired. "I already told you guys, I'm into someone else." She says, not realizing she said that aloud.
Hearing that, Polka gazed up to her. "Someone else..?"
'S**t, did I say that out loud?' She cursed internally. "Uh, no. I didn't say that." She tried to bluff.
Polka was not buying it. "No, I heard you loud and clear." He stands up. "You're into someone else." His grip on the withered bouquet tightened, and his voice raised as he continued speaking. "Why didn't you tell me sooner so I didn't waste my godd**n time?!"
With Polka getting aggressive, Shian reacts in kind. "Because it's none of your godd**n business!" She snapped. "Plus, how was I supposed to know you liked me? You barely made it obvious!"
Tiiru stepped forward a bit, hands held in a "calm down" gesture. "Please calm down you two."
"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Polka screamed at them.
Shian got defensive. "DON'T YOU YELL AT THEM!"
From the bushes, Tosukana didn't expect things to take a sour turn, nor for it to become a scene. "Oh no, this got ugly fast. I should step in before it gets even worse." He comes out of his hiding spot and rushes over to them, hoping to diffuse this situation while feigning obliviousness.
Tiiru sees him running over all of a sudden. They stare at him bewildered. Where did he come from? "Taka?"
"Hey everyone! I was on my way here when I heard yelling. What's going on this time?" He asks, pretending to act like he doesn't know what's happening.
Polka swiftly turned to him. "Don't you pull that crap!"
Tosukana flinched, not expecting Polka to turn on him suddenly. "P-Porukabon, what are you-"
Polka cuts him off. "Don't you pull that fake obliviousness BS! You know full well what was happening!" He jabs a finger into Tosukana's chest. "Why the FREAK did you not warn me this was going to happen?! With all the romance movies you watch, you should've known something like this could happened, now you made me a fool of myself! You got my hopes up for nothing!"
"You tried to help him, Tucker?" Dot questioned him.
"I-I..." Tosukana stammered, trying to come up with a good answer. He decided to drop the oblivious facade at this point, no need to keep it up any longer. "I... I tried to-" He was cut off adruptly when Shian grabs his arm and pulls him away from the enraged Polka, then stands infront of him protectively.
"I don't know what the heck you're talking about, but you need to f*cking lay off and leave him alone!" She bellowed.
The hand that held the withered bouquet clenched tighter. "You f*cking know what?!" Polka slams the bouquet down onto the ground. "SCREW YOU! I DON'T YOU NEED YOU!" With that he storms off, crying until he was out of the group's eyesight. Silence soon followed. The whole scene caught the attention of some of the biidaman at the park, but they all went back to minding their own business once the scene was over, trying to act like that didn't happen.
Shian takes in a deep breath before sighing. "Oh my bon..." She then turns to Tosukana. "Tucker, you have some explaining to do."
"And after he's done explaining," Tiiru added while glaring at their sister. "*We* need to discuss some things."
She raised a brow. "What?"
In the bushes across from where Tosukana was formerly hiding, the Neo Devil Trio, or Neo Musketeers, watched all the drama go down, no one noticed they were there. "Ooooh, draaamaaa.~" Dandylion sung quietly. Once the show was over, the three ducked down and sat upon the ground.
"That was like a scene from a movie, except it was actually good." Lucifer commented.
"Pffft, yeah. She straight up shot him down. I *almost* feel bad for Porukabon, but not really." Hades remarked.
"Oh poor Porukabon's little heart, and I thought *we* were the bad guys here." Dandylion says with fake sincerity while shaking their head. "What a shame."
Hades brandishes some kind of black and dark red device. "What a shame indeed."
Lucifer raises a brow upon seeing the aforementioned device. "What are you planning to do with that, sis?"
"Oh, just a little something that will, shall I say... "assist" Porukabon, and make Shianbon regret turning him down." Hades answered somewhat sinisterly.
"You're going to use that on him? Hades, hasn't he been through enough?" Dandylion questioned, partially concerned, but mostly not.
"Nope." She replied. "Despite how One-Eye feels about Ms. Blunt right now, convincing him will not be an option, so I have a little plan to rope him in." 
The siblings huddle together to discuss said plan. "Oh come on, do I really have to wear *that?*" Dandylion whined quietly.
"You're the second tallest here. You have to for the plan to work." Hades states hushedly.
Dandylion groans softly. "Fiiine."
"Why are we whispering?" Lucifer asked whilst whispering.
There was a pause before Hades shrugged. "I don't know, we don't know who's listening I guess."
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Somewhere at a clearing in the far outskirts of Biida Park, Polka was venting and taking out his frustrations on a rather large rock. "God freaking DAMMIT!" He screamed as he managed to punch an indent into the stone. "What a waste of my godd**n time! I figured crap like this was gonna happen, yet I held my f**king hopes up! I'm such a f**king IDIOT!" He punches another indentation into the rock, causing some pebbles to fly, before resting against it, and began sobbing into his knees.
He didn't cry for long as he heard a little girl shrieking. "Huh?" Polka looks up to see what he thought was a chubby dark green little girl getting chased by a large kumaron. "HELP ME!" She cried out. Guess Polka has to put aside his self-appointed pity party for later and help this little girl out!
She trips over a little rock, then turns her body to face the kumaron that was towering over her, it roars as it moves in to attack her. She screamed as she braced herself for its attack.
"HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!" Polka yelled to the kumaron, making it stop in its tracks and turn to face him. It roared once more as it began charging at him on two legs. 
Polka was a bit scared, but he plants his feet firmly into the ground, put his hands around his biidama, and fires off a biida shot at the rampaging kumaron. The biida shot made a direct hit on its head, and it knocked it right out. "Ha! Gotcha!" He then rushes to the girl to see if she's alright, and holds his hand out to help her up. "Are you okay?"
She takes his hand and helps herself up. "Yes I am. Thank you so much for saving me! That thing decided to chase me for no reason!"
Polka smiled a bit. "Heh, it was no problem I guess." As he was talking, he was unaware someone was approaching him from behind. "I gotta ask though, what're you doing out here? Did you get lost or something?"
He never got his answer as he was suddenly snatched up from behind by an armored-up Lucifer. "GAH! What the?! LET ME GO!" Polka tried to break free from his hold, during his struggle, he caught a glimpse of his holder. "Lucifer?!"
"Yeah, it's me, and I suggest you stop your struggling." He raised his armored talon until it was barely touching Polka's chin. "That is, if you don't want to get your new suit ruined."
Polka could care less about his suit right now and cares more about what their motives with him are. He tries to chomp on Lucifer's wrist to get himself free, there was an audible *CLANG!* of metal, then he cries out and starts spitting profusely. "AUGH! Ow! Yuck! Pft! Pfffft!"
"I don't know why you thought trying to chomp me was a smart idea." Lucifer remarked.
"Bleh! That wasn't just a cry of pain, doofus! That was mostly a cry of how disgusting your armor tastes! It tastes as bad as those Bontendo Switch cartridges! Do you ever wash this thing?!" Polka spat back.
His insults ticked Lucifer off, but also baffled him somewhat. Who in their right mind would taste those bitter cartridges? Not like Lucifer would know, not like he tried doing that or anything- oh nevermind that, he was insulted, that what matters at the moment. "How about you shut up and watch your tongue before you lose it, punk!" He threatened as he moves the claw to touch Polka's chin.
Polka gulped at this and froze, then he glances to the girl with a pleading eye. "Don't just stand there, help me!"
"Oh Porukabon, I would, but..." She undoes her disguise, revealing herself to be Hades!
"HADES?!" He shouted out.
"Is there really a need to shout out my name?" She quipped.
Groaning is heard from the kumaron. It sits up, then takes off its head, revealing it to actually be Dandylion! They rubbed the newly formed bump from where Polka's biida shot hit on their head. 
"Owwww..." They whine before standing up and turning to glare at their siblings. "Next time, one of you guys is wearing the tacky costume and getting hurt!"
Hades rolled her eyes. "Oh quit your whining."
Polka growled. "Grah! Enough of the chatter, and let me go right now!"
"Oh, what would be the fun in that?" Hades inquired. "Especially if we need you for something."
"I'm not in the mood to deal with you guys right now! I've already had a bad enough day as it is! I don't want any part of your scheme!" Polka hissed.
"Oh, we already knew that, getting crushed by your crush and all that." Hades gets out the evil-looking ray gun-like device. "And we weren't intending on asking you."
"Y-You saw all that- YOU THREE WERE SPYING ON THAT?! YOU NOSY PIECES OF-" Polka adruptly stopped his bellowing upon seeing the device in her hands, he went from raging to worried when the second thing Hades said began to sink in.
"What's that..?" He asked hesitantly, not really wanting to know the answer.
"What, this thing?" She raised the evil ray gun up from her other hand before lowering it back into it. "Don't worry about it, actually, you wouldn't have to do any worrying once I'm done using this Dark Energy Ray on you."
"DARK ENERGY RAY?! WHAT?!" He shrieked.
"Hold him still!" Hades commanded Lucifer as she tries getting closer to Polka, evil device in hand. Lucifer nods, and his hold on Polka tightened.
Oh heck no! Polka wasn't going to let himself become their test subject! He resumed his struggling, he kicked his feet about as he tried to forcibly remove Lucifer's arm from around his throat to try to pry himself free, grunting and shouting as he did so. "NO! AGH! LET ME GO! LET. ME. GO! I'M NOT GONNA BE YER GUINEA PIG! ARRGH!" 
Lucifer growled as he started having difficulties holding him still. "Knock it off you brat! And stop your screaming! You're too far out here for anyone to hear you! Just let it happen!"
"NO!" Polka refused to let up, he couldn't afford to let them win! Eventually though, he wound up exhausting himself, Lucifer is much stronger than he is, all his efforts to escape ended up being futile.
"You seem like your about done." Without wasting another second, Hades sticks the device onto Polka's biidama. "Don't worry, this won't hurt you... much!" She turns it on, and the Dark Energy Ray began transmitting dark energy into Polka through his marble.
When she said it wouldn't hurt him much, she lied. He closed his eye tightly as he began to writhe, grunt, and cry out as he felt the dark energy course through his body. He used what reach he had to grab the sides of his head as he felt the dark energy begin to take hold, he then painstakingly moved his hands to cover his face. "Ggh! N-No! NO! AAAGH!"
The device soon shuts off, having run out of dark energy, not long after, Polka fell quiet, his hands fell from his face, and he became eerily still. Hades removed the device from his biidama, which was no longer blue, but is now almost completely black. She gestured for Lucifer to put him down. "The transfer's done, you can put him down now."
Lucifer sets him on his feet and gets next to Hades as Polka slightly hunches forward and softly groaned. "Is he just about done complaining yet?" Dandylion questioned as they just about get their other foot out of their kumaron costume. "Such a tacky thing. Ugh, never again." They mumble before stepping over to their sister.
Hades turned to her sibling to answer. "Yup, he's quiet as a snail." She turns back to Polka to give him a simple command. "Porukabon, open your eye." He obediently does so, his eye color is no longer sienna brown, it is now a very pale brown, it no longer had an eye-shine, and he has an evil, hateful glare, though this look wasn't because of what the siblings had done. He began growling lowly and doing the motions of wanting to beat someone up. "Tell me, Porukabon, how do you feel?"
"...ANGER..." He replied robotically and darkly.
"Anger, eh? I see." Dandylion stepped infront of him, knelt down to meet his eye, and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Anger over what?"
"...BROKEN...HEART..." He answered robotically and lowly.
"Ooh, that is something to be angry about, huh?" They comment. "And we certainly know whose fault that is, don't we?" Polka didn't answer, but he responded by making a low growl-like noise, then hisses the name of his heart-breaker. "SHIANBON..."
"Mm-hm, and since Shianbon is the one to break your heart," Dandylion raised their fist in front of him, then clenched it, a bone-cracking sound effect is heard after they did so, and speaks a bit darkly. "Destroy her! Crush her like how she crushed your heart! Make her regret ever rejecting you!"
Polka growled and nodded, then spoke lowly. "YES, MX...." With that, the Dandylion ushered him off to fulfill his mission as he continued to slowly punch his own palm.
Lucifer and Hades stare at Dandylion, slightly stunned. "Geez Dandy, you sure can get... "dark" when you want to be." Hades acknowledged.
Lucifer nodded. "Yeah. Your name may be Dandylion, but you sure get sinister when we least expect it." He smirked. "I like that."
"Me too." Hades attested.
Their siblings' compliments made them blush and hold their cheeks. "Aww, thank you! You two flatter me." They lowered their hands and did a little clap. "Now how about we go watch the show go down?"
"H**l yeah!" Shouts Lucifer.
"Great idea. I can't wait to see the annoying cyan one get crushed!" Hades exclaimed. "Shall I get some popcorn?"
Dandylion bounced. "Ooh! Yeah! Let's have the big bucket!" 
"By the way Dandy, how did you manage to make that sound effect anyway?" Lucifer inquired. "Hope you didn't actually hurt your hand.
Dandylion opened their palm they made the sound with to reveal a joy-buzzer-like thing strapped around their hand. "This sound buzzer! I found it in a gag shop."
Lucifer chuckled. "Heh, nice."
~~~~
Back with the main group, Tiiru and Dot just finish talking to Shian about how she should've taken Polka's feelings into consideration instead of just being straight up honest. "So you rather have me lie to him?" Shian inquires.
"That's not what we were saying." Tiiru objected.
"What we we're trying to tell you is you should've let him down gently. Something like "Polka, I like you, but I see you more like a friend than a boyfriend. I'm sorry you had to learn this way, but I hope we could still be friends." would've been a better response, other than just... being outright honest." Dot explained. "He might not have taken it as badly..."
"And not saying you were into someone else would've also helped." Tiiru muttered snidely while looking aside, but Shian clearly heard that.
"Shut up, Ti! I didn't think I said that out loud!" She snapped, then turned back to Dot. "And Dotto, when you put it like that..." She pauses, then sighs. "Yeah, I could've worded it better. Porukabon probly wouldn't be as pi-" She briefly stops to correct herself. "-'as upset' with me right now."
"This is all my fault." Tosukana admitted. "I encouraged him to confess to Shian and got his hopes up."
"Yeah, and not only that, you forgot the "G" part in "GBs," Tucker. How could you ever forget that part??" She questioned him, rather upset that he forgot the "gay" part in their best friend duo name.
Tosukana looks away and gazes to the ground. "I guess I got so eager to try to help Porukabon gain the courage to confess to you that it just... completely slipped my mind somehow... I'm sorry Shian..." He lets out sigh afterwards. "I didn't mean for this mess to happen..."
"Bro," Shian puts a hand on his shoulder. "while I am kinda upset at you for forgetting, your heart was in the right place for Porukabon, though with all the romance movies you watch, you should've considered this mess happening as a possiblity."
Her remark made him let out a little chuckle. "Yeah, I should've. I didn't watch too many romance movies where that happened, but I still should've known better."
Shian nodded. "Maybe you should lay off those kinds of movies for a while, dude." She joked.
Dot spoke up to ask Shian something. "Shianbon, if you don't mind me asking, um, what does "GBs" stand for?"
Shian replies with: "It's an acronym for me and Tucker's duo name. We'll tell you what it stands for later." She rests her hands on her sides, then raises one of them up. "Alright, enough talking, I think now's the time to go find Porukabon. Anyone know where he could've went?"
Everyone went silent as they start hearing the crackling of electricity. It was barely quiet, but it began to sound like it was getting closer. Tiiru voices their concern "Uh, no, but does anyone else hear a crackling sound getting closer." Their question made everyone turn to the source of the noise, and see a yellowish-orange electrified shot heading towards them!
"LOOK OUT!" Tosukana shouts to everyone.
Luckily everyone, including Dot (whom used the spring function of her wheelchair) dodged it. The area where the group once stood crackled with electricity for a bit. 
"Where the did that come from?!" Yelled Shian. Her question was soon answered when Bolt-Striker flies in, Polka is armored up within it, and is staring her down with an evil, angry glare while growling lowly. "Porukabon?!"
They have a stare-off for a moment, then Polka utters lowly and robotically. "DESTROY... SHIANBON..."
"Wait, WHA-" She was cut off as Bolt-Striker began firing three more biida shots, all aiming directly at her. "S**T!" She barely manages to avoid getting hit and the following explosions.
"Shianbon!" Dot, Tiiru, and Tosukana all call out at once.
After evading Polka's attacks, she swiftly turns towards to yell. "Dude, what the FREAK do you think you're doing?! I get I broke your heart and all that, but does that really warrant destroying me?!" Polka answers by getting much some smaller biida cannons to come out of the main one and firing some more biida shots at her. "GAH!" She gets out of the way of the attacks, but she starts making a run for it as Polka chases her down.
"I don't know what's gotten into Porukabon, but we have to help Shianbon!" Shouts Tosukana.
"Right!" Tiiru takes out their phone with an open app. "Time to call Tenacious-Tealer!" They press the button on the app, but nothing happens. "Huh?" They press it again, same effect. "Why the heck isn't it-" They check to see why it wasn't working and quickly found out the problem. "Low phone battery?! Are you kidding me?! This is the worst possible time for that to happen!"
"Why didn't you park it somewhere close-by?!" Tosukana exasperated.
"I didn't think Polka would start attacking Shian, Tucker! Plus, we aren't allowed to park around here!" Retorted Tiiru.
Dot speaks up. "I have a way to get to our mechs quickly, Tiirubon."
They turn to her. "You do?" Shortly after their inquiry, Dot presses a button on the handle of her wheelchair that makes handlebars and a footrest come out of her wheelchair's backside. Tiiru stares wide-eyed in awe. "Whoaaa! What's this?"
"A new feature I added." She replied proudly. "Now hop on!" Tiiru nods and hops on.
Tosukana takes out his phone. "While you two go get your mechs, I'm going to call Sorabon for back-up!"
They both nod simultaneously. "Alright!"
Dot looks ahead. "Hang on tight, Tiirubon!" With that, they both take off, Tiiru yelling "WHOAAA!" until they were out of earshot.
"Now to call Sorabon for his assistance!" Tosukana tries to call Sora, but after waiting a bit, it goes to voicemail. 'Sorry, your hero is busy! Try calling again later!' He tries calling him again, same effect. "C'mon, pick up!" Third times the charm. He tried calling him a third time, once again, same result. "Why isn't he picking up?! What could he even be doing at a time like this?!" Tosukana shouts in frustration.
----
Meanwhile, Shiro and Sora were in a heated video game battle, lots of button mashing was heard, until...
"WINNER!" The video game announcer announced.
"DANG IT!" Sora bellowed as he stood up and stomped his foot. 
"I win once again kiddo." Shiro remarked.
"Grr, you cheated! Best 8 out of 10!" Sora demanded.
"Heh, you're on! Huh?" Shiro noticed Sora's phone going off on the nearby coffee table. "I think your phone's going off, Sora."
Sora glanced to his phone to see it was Tosukana trying to call him. "Tucker's calling me."
"Aren't you going to answer it?" Shiro inquired.
"Nah, he's probably calling to ask me to help him with Polka's "romantic interest" thing eugh." Sora answered.
"Ooh, Polka has feelings for someone, eh?" Questioned Shiro, very much interested.
"Yeah, but I ain't about to go into that. Romance is not my thing nor my business, it's weird and gross." Sora states, then makes a proclamation. "Back to the game! And I WILL win this time!"
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After failing to reach him a third time, Tosukana groaned and decided to leave a voicemail. "Sorabon, we're having trouble over here, and we really could use your help right now! Please get over here as soon as possible!" 'End of message.' "Hopefully he'll get that one, but I'm not going to stand here and wait for him!" Tosukana goes off to find his mecha as well.
Via a spy camera and a portable TV monitor, the Neo Musketeers watch this all go down from the safety of behind a conveniently large boulder while munching on popcorn out of a comically large bucket. "Oooh, this is getting good!" Dandylion says before eating some more popcorn.
"C'mon, destroy her already!" Lucifer shouted, then stuffed more popcorn into his mouth.
Shian kept running away, trying to not get hit by Polka's barrage of attacks, until an explosion from a biida shot that barely missed her grazes her leg and causes her to fall forward. "WAAH! Oof!" She winces and grabs her injured leg. "Gah! Frick!" She turns her body around, wincing as she does so, to see Bolt-Striker looming over her, charging up for another attack. "PORUKABON STOP!" She screams, then makes eye-contact with him. "Look, I'm sorry, okay?! I get it, I messed up and I hurt your feelings, and I should've worded what I said better, but you shouldn't have to destroy me over this! Snap out of it, dude! Do you really think you have to kill me over this?!"
Polka stares at her silently, after what felt like a minute, he replies. "YOU DESTROYED MY HEART... NOW I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU!" He fires the charged shot at her.
[Continued in Part 2.]
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drangues · 4 years ago
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Hey again! Hope your vacation went well- And I’m feeling a bit better, don’t worry! Keep getting songs stuck in my head, and most of my shifts are five AM shifts, but that’s how it be sometimes. I would also reconsider my stance on Murder if it involved the Headmaster, especially if he was gonna try and hurt Atsushi. Poor boy just needs a defense squad At All Times. And Atsushi being someone that Ango canNOT say no to or be mean to is??? (Nyanon, 1/5)
Such a hilarious and adorable concept, I love them both (though Dazai should maybe not abuse that to get out of Scoldings, Ango’ll catch him eventually). Anyways, my boys,, Taking care of each other,,, WHY does that make me so soft, why do I love them so much. And that does make sense!!! Everyone deals with things differently, and Dazai does strike me as the type who wouldn’t really,, Want? (Nyanon, 2/5)
Physical contact, though he can appreciate someone making sure to be close by and letting him know that he has support, albeit distantly, in the moment. Atsushi, like you said, needs validation and grounding Badly on his bad days, so having someone pressed into his side and talking to him about nothing super important, just showing him lots of gentle attention would be more helpful to him than someone doing his chores for him (though he’d appreciate the help there, too). (Nyanon, 3/5)
Either way BOTH parties get bombarded with affection once everyone is feeling better, it’s like a super soft love-off with one trying to thank the other and the other trying to say that thanks aren’t necessary because hello? I love you??? And it’s a lot of cuddling and sappiness. I’m sorry I just love them a lot. But, anyways- Onto another kinda general Atsushi Concept: How do you think medication works for him? (Nyanon, 4/5)
Both antibiotics and stuff like antidepressants or other mental health medications. I feel like it’s a toss up with the tiger? Would they get flushed out of his system? It’s a question that I’ve been wondering about, and I can’t remember if it’s addressed in canon, whoops. (Nyanon, 5/5)
FIVE AM SHIFTS THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL DUDE- but yes my vacation went well!! i missed drawing sO MUCH THOUGH so now im glad to be reunited with my tablet (if i kissed it no one will ever know)
im glad you agree with my headcannons uwu, dazai would just appreciate that atsushi is near him and would appreciate hearing the soft background noise atsushi makes as he walks around the apartment and cleans, its just comforting to know he has somebody
oof the medication part is interesting damn. hmmmmm i feel it wOULD work on atsushi tbh B U T byakko would be too prideful to accept it if it makes sense?? like “im perfectly capable to heal MYSELF i dont need this” so she just ignores it and flushes it out
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writersblockpeter · 5 years ago
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dirty talk (hc) - part two | p.p.
summary: accidentally slipping into your best friend's lap amidst sexual tension can lead to... a lot.
warnings: this is NOT a smut! BUT it does include: grinding, moaning, and... more sexual tension lmao sorryyyyyyyy
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- previously on Sexual Tension Between Y/N and Peter...
- you slipped and fell into his lap
- oOpSiEs
- a sigh fell from peter's lips as your hips met his, his eyes closing and head against the wall as he exhaled
- the sight in front of you did not help how aroused you already were by everything
- you shifted uncomfortably in an attempt to make it better
- guess what
- that did not make things better at ALL
- your hips met his again, boner now prominent against you
- you gasped
- peter gasped
- everybody in the world gasped
- but you guys...
- it was so wrong
- but it felt so right
- peter's eyes shot open when he remembered the situation
- not only were you his best-friend-turned-crush, you were literally sitting on his friggin boner
- "holy shit, y/n, i know we were just messing around but i am so sorry i didn't mean to-"
- "jesus, parker, do you ever shut up?"
- you could practically see his eyes glaze over when he got what you meant
- his hands traveled up to your hips, grabbing them firmly yet gently at the same time
- with a gentle nudge, he moved your hips on top of his, making your eyes scrunch shut and the tiniest moan fall from your lips
- which absolutely BLEW PETER'S MIND
- HOMEBOY HAD NEVER HEARD A PRETTIER NOISE IN HIS L I F E
- AND HE WAS THE CAUSE FOR IT
- ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR PETER
- WOOOOOOOOOOO
- ANYWAYS
- you quickly got tired of how little movement there was and how awkward the situation was
- so you decided you would just go for it
- and oh boy
- TALK ABOUT A STRESS RELIEVER
- you began to circle your hips on peter, a groan eliciting from his mouth that only encouraged you
- his hands guided your hips as you began to move faster and harder, grinding against him
- words could not describe the euphoria you two were in
- he rested his head in the crook of your neck, heavy breaths against your skin
- he tightened his grip on your waist and moved his hips to meet yours
- you could feel his bulge against your core and could not hold it in
- a full on moan flew out of your lips
- which in turn made peter groan
- you held onto him, one hand on his shoulder and the other lacing your fingers into his chocolate curls
- you tugged on them, feeling pleasure run through you, and peter let out a whine
- can we talk about the fact that peter TOTALLY has a thing for getting his hair pulled like holy HECK dude
- the tension was finally beginning to resolve and it felt so good
- until
- u n t i l
- the front door opens
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- a surprised gasp falls from your lips when you hear aunt may call out peter's name
- you basically FLY off of peter
- like
- y e e t
- off of him
- just in time for may to open the door
- you quickly situate yourselves to look like you were doing homework
- peter's got a book in his lap and you start furiously scribbling equations in your notebook
- and you're lowkey proud of yourself for how inhumanely fast y'all adjusted to the situation
- "pete?" may peeks her head in, "oh! hey, y/n!"
- you smile innocently at her (the audacity-)
- "i just got home. do you two want some pizza?"
- peter opens his mouth but you cut him off
- "thank you so much, but i have to go soon. nice seeing you, may!" you smile (genuinely!! may parker has your heart!!!!)
- "of course, honey," she says, slightly eyeing peter before shutting the door
- you look back over at peter before clearing your throat and packing things up
- poor peter's head was SPINNING from everything that just happened in the last five minutes
- you slung your backpack over your shoulders and began to awkwardly walk towards his door
- peter finally snapped (oops) out of his head and basically flew off of his bed, running towards you to stop you from leaving
- remember me mentioning that peter was a total klutz?
- y eah
- homeboy SLIPPED and FLEW forward just as he was reaching you at the door
- his hands flew out and grabbed onto the wall ("i'm sticky!"), thankfully catching himself before he friggin smashed that beautiful face of his into the floor
- but
- the thing is
- the tHING IS
- his hands managed to land themselves right on opposite sides of your head
- you let out a laugh at pete's clumsiness
- and he laughed too, minty breath fanning over your face
- and that's when you both realized the position you were in
- he had you pressed against the door, bodies smushed together
- you guys' laughter IMMEDIATELY halted
- peter's wide eyes softened when he got an idea
- "is that a mirror in your pocket?"
- what
- the everloving
- ...
- ????????????????
- you were so confused lmao
- but, as per usual, you went with it
- "uhhhh, sure?"
- "good," peter smiled (innocently, tf), "cause i see myself in your pants."
- "you're terrible, parker."
HI THIS IS AN EPILOGUE/CONTINUATION THAT I DIDN'T REALLY WANNA PUT IN THE ACTUAL THING (don't ask me why cause even i don't know) SO UHHHHH ENJOY?????
- "what has 36 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
- "what, peter?"  
- "my zipper."
- "you sure it's not holding back ant-man?"
- peter scoffs jokingly before continuing, shifting on his feet, bodies still flush together
- "i know you're busy tonight, but could you add me to your to-do list, y/n?"
- "pete."
- "hey, guess what?" he asks cheekily
- "what?"  
- "my lips are like skittles. wanna taste the rainbow?" he puckers his lips jokingly/teasingly
- "i don't know," you bring a hand to his face, covering his puckered lips, "i kinda like m&m's better."
- you raise an eyebrow at him, unfaltered face prominent
- he licks your hand, making you cringe and pull it back, wiping it on your pants
- "fine, then!" peter exclaims and you make a face, "my lips are like m&m's,"
- you let out a sigh
- "but m&m's are supposed to melt in your mouth, not in your hand."
- his smart response takes you by surprise and you gasp slightly
- peter copies your frequent mannerisms by raising a GODDAMN eyebrow
- and that's when you lose it
- you lean forward, harshly kissing him for only a brief few seconds before pulling away
- peter is dumbstruck
- like
- D U M B S T R U C K
- when he finally regains himself he clears his throat,
- "i didn't know you wanted to be a poster."
- tf??????
- "i don't..."
- "then why do i have you pinned against the wall?"
- well
- shit
- "don't let this go to your head, parker," you say, a proud smile beginning to tug at the corners of your mouth
- "i-"
- "speaking of head, do you want some?"
- ...
- .........
- .....................
- THAT'S IT
- peter shoves his mouth onto yours, tilting his head as you press back against the wall
- you quickly reciprocate
- the kiss was hot and quick, one that was long-awaited
- when you pulled away, you both panted and stared at each other, wowed by the recent events
- when you finally regained yourself, you slide out from between peter and the wall and opened the door, winking at peter before walking out
- let's just say...
- our boy petey had a lot to think about that night.
+ + +
lmao what am i doing
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okaybutlikeimagine · 6 years ago
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Can you write a scene for Bratty Billy of him finding out someone has been bullying Will or smth?
Okay when i first read this it was when i had just woken up from a nap and i thought it said Will Smith and i was like, yeah sure, no one fucks w/ the Fresh Prince and then i was like: wait a sec……..
Anyway YES my lil heart  B U R S T S  at the thought of Billy + the Byers boys ♥ Billy is Protective Older Brother to a T and protects Jonathan but once he finds out the shit they say about Will??? It is ON, my dudes. No one fucks w/ Will and survives bc he’s basically Billy’s favorite (even though Billy would never admit it to Will bc Will is quiet and cute but Sassy when he wants to be and that shit is Tiring)
But Billy doesn’t know bc he minds his damn business at school and is either w/ Carol and Tommy or more recently w/ Jonathan and Nancy. And yeah, the middle school is right next to the high school, but they’re still separate and Billy has no reason to be going over there. Like? He’s not trying to look like a pedo, he doesn’t need to be lurking around the middle school. And Billy wasn’t around at the beginning of the school year when everyone was picking on Will and calling him “zombie boy” so he really doesn’t know.
But it’s one day at lunch and Billy is feeling especially anti-social today and so rather than talk w/ Carol and Tommy about the next party this weekend or Jonathan and Nancy about the study group they’re planning bc exams are on the way, he’s decided to lean against the building at the edge of campus closest to the middle school to just chew some gum and think. He would have opted for the other side of the school, but a bunch of narcs decided to sit on that side to eat their lunch so the decision was made for him. And really, he wishes he could be smoking, but he quit cigarettes months go when he moved in w/ Hop bc Hop also quit cigarettes. It was for El and now for Will, too. Every now and then he wishes he could have one, even though he’s far less dependent on them now. sometimes he just needs something in his mouth and lollipops or gum don’t always cut it. But Hop was adamant about not killing his lungs or the lungs of the children around them so Billy rolled his eyes and stamped his cigarette out and now he chews gum like a cow chewing cud.
So there he is, chewing and thinking and humming, alone w/ his thoughts and kind of fine w/ that, honestly, when he hears feet running. He looks around but doesn’t see anyone. His first thought is that the feet are pretty far away when he realizes: maybe they’re just really tiny feet….?
And that latter thought is correct bc in about 3 seconds he’s being side blinded by a small body and Billy is about to grab at it when he realizes it’s Will.
“Oh! Sorry Billy.” Will says, completely and utterly frantic, body basically vibrating, as he tries to move around Billy and get away.
And this time Billy does grab at him, holding him in place and pinning him with a look.
“Woah there, pipsqueak, where’s the fire?”
And woah wait Will really is shaking, eyes shifting all over and Billy has never seen him this freaked out. He’s immediately worried, thinking there could be a lot of different causes here but in a few more seconds, he figures it out.
Bc now there’s a group of little feet running, paired with angry little voices shouting things like “You’re dead meat, you stupid little nerd!” and “Quit running, zombie boy!” and Billy let’s Will wiggle out of his grasp to get behind him but he doesn’t let him run away. And now there’s 3 boys standing in front of Billy, a few inches shorter than him, eyes mean and hard that immediately turn scared and shocked when they realize they’re not face to face w/ Will Byers but rather face to chest with Billy fucking Hargrove.
“Uhhhhhhh….” the kid in the front stammers. Billy is popping his gum in a rather intimidating way (he’s been working on it since he can’t blow smoke in people’s faces anymore)
“The fuck is happening here?” Billy’s voice is low and intimidating, arms crossed and muscles flexing.
“Uhhh… well uh….” one of them stammers while another one crosses his arms too and looks Billy in the eye with the stupid excuse of:
“We were just looking for our friend.”
Billy smacks his gum more, rolling his eyes in thought.
“Riiiight. I know I chase my friends down and call them names and threaten to kill them.” (and sometimes Billy does but he doesn’t need to let them know that.)
“Look, we’re… we’re just messing around!” the third kid holds his hands up in surrender and Billy thinks they better surrender bc he’s about to grab some kid’s collar but he’s doing his damn best to show some restraint
“Well I’m not.” Billy says matter of factly before he bends down a bit to look them all in the eye. “And if I see, hear, or hell even think that you assholes are being shitty to Will, then I’m going to follow you home in my car and see just how fast you can run, got it? I’m gonna give ‘paint the town red’ a whole new meaning.”
The boys are shaking before the more vocal one twists his face up angrily.
“You can’t threaten us like that. You live with the Chief of Police now, right?”
Billy chuckles menacingly. “Yeah, who do you think is gonna help me hide the bodies?”
And while one of the kids isn’t the most convinced, the other two are absolutely terrified and pull their friend away and back to the school, running faster than they ran to get here.
Billy straightens out, watching them run and feeling a sick sense of joy over being able to make these stupid kids squirm, when he notices Will trying to leave with a mumbled thanks.
Billy grabs his elbow.
“Nuh uh, wait a sec, pipsqueak. Where are your dumb friends? Why’d they let this happen?”
“I uh- they didn’t know. They had something to do and I was gonna head to the library to check out a book.”
“Okay. How often does this happen?”
Will shrugs. “I dunno… a lot?”
Billy scoffs, completely disbelieving what he’s hearing.
“You and your fucking brother... “ he says under his breath.
“What?”
“It’s just… you guys fought fucking monsters that those kids would piss their pants seeing but then you let twerps like them walk all over you two. I don’t get it.”
Will shrugs. “I guess we’re just kinda sick of fighting.”
Billy chews at the inside of his lip and nods.
“Yeah… fine. Still, that happens again you fucking come find me.”
Will nods quietly, before mumbling: “You’re not actually gonna hurt them… are you?”
Billy chuckles and gives a shark like grin. “Nah, but I’m definitely not gonna give them a reason to doubt me. Now c’mon.”
“Where are we going?”
“I’m walking you to the library.” Billy puts a hand on Will’s head and points him to the middle school library and they start walking.
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