Just realized I didn’t post this one here yet…
anyways based on personal gameplay experience as an engie (I have no clue why he asked for a dispenser on a ledge near spawn but I panicked and I built it)
2K notes
·
View notes
For you wrapped ask, 28 for... Hmmm, Sabine and Tom!
“Ugh, I was supposed to have these done an hour ago.” Tom muttered as he tossed burnt croissants into the trash. “If I’d followed the recipe instead of trying something new, I’d make enough, I’d be enough–”
Tom stopped himself, but Sabine had already noticed his slip-up and was walking over to him, lightly rubbing his arm.
“Tom, you’re doing great.” She encouraged him with a soft smile. “If you were enough for your father, you wouldn’t be the man I married. You’d be someone else entirely.”
“I know, but I’ve just convinced myself that if I could try hard enough, I’d be the perfect baker, the perfect son… I’m not a teen anymore, I don’t know why I still think like this.” He sighed.
“The perfect life wouldn’t have Marinette in it.” Sabine pointed out. “In your father’s ideal, you never would’ve married me and Marinette would never have existed. I for one am happy that you’re nobody else but you.”
“You’re right.” He smiled. “Just give me a minute to breathe before baking again, I know I’ll be fine, just… I never really stopped wanting to please him.”
“And you don’t have to.” Sabine smiled. “You’re perfect the way you are. Take a good look at yourself, I’m very happy that you’re nobody else but the man I married, the man who raised our daughter with me, the best baker on this side of Paris, and the boy I fell for all those years ago.” She kissed his cheek before whispering in his ear, “je t’aime, mon amour.”
And in that moment, he felt exactly like he had when she first kissed him all those years ago when they were young and in love… He felt infinite.
8 notes
·
View notes
Shipping isn't trying to explain why a relationship is actually canon. It's not even trying to explain why it should or could be canon. Shipping is saying "wouldn't it be funny if these two fucked" and everyone needs to remember that.
85K notes
·
View notes
a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.
5K notes
·
View notes
i told my friend i'd draw Trollex in solidarity cause they had to draw him-- but hear me out guys so Fishipping AU where JD reads a book on fish and finds out there's a fish called John Dory and then he's like oh fuck am i a fish and then he makes Poppy set up a meeting with him and Trollex so he can discuss it with him shut up
2K notes
·
View notes