#idk what this is ‘n idc if it’s good I just wanna BITE HIM-

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw I just wanna bite Diavolo ♛

Okay, okay just Imagine!!! Sitting in Diavolo’s lap while he’s in his demon form. It’s just the two of you in the big, empty throne room. ‘n you’re just…..licking and sucking on his chest, nipping here and there in-between…

One of Diavolo’s big hands grabs the back of your head and you whine, thinking he’s about to pull you away but instead he pushes your head into his chest.

His other hand moving to hold your waist and keep you in place. His face is flushed as he looks down to watch you and he lets out little breathy moans whenever you nip just a little harder or run your tongue over his nipples….

[jovousem]

Ima write arcane headcannons bc the characters r hot and I wanna fuck them all. SFW and NSFW bc yessss 😫 Femreader!! (idk how to do this smhh I'm sorry)

(Choking,slapping,spanking,praising,degrading)

Viktor

SFW

- You take care of him while he's sick and help him walk n stuff<3

When you get home, the house is clean, and he's working on some little project in the dark room

He's working at home or with Jayce the whole day, so when you're home, you cook for him

You also feed him. Idc he's literally precious he deserves it

He takes a lot of his time working, you help him out sometimes, you're kinda like his assistant

He doesn't like all the pampering you do for him, and he tries to do as much as he can by himself

But you still help ofcc

You guys occasionally havecandel lit dinners with each other, talking about work and how you lust for one another

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NSFW

- After the dinner, when things get a bit more spiccyyy u guys take things to the bedroom

He's not the kinkiest, but when you guys have sex he'll thank you almost n admire your beauty

His moans are literally heavenly (he a bottom, sorry)

Mostly let's you ride him n take the lead cus of his limited mobility

When you ride him, his back is against the bedroom wall n he pulls u in close

Whispering sweet nothings into your ear as he give it small nibbles n kissesssjajjdjj

"Thank you, sweetheart..." He softly says in ur ear

N when he won't stop working at night you obvvv gotta suck it likee 🧎‍♀️‍➡️

"H-honey please...i-im.." He whines a bit letting you suck him off

He tries hard to focus, but when you look back up, his head is thrown back, and he's biting his lip

"Alright nn fine..." He whines smiling at you as he pets your head "T-thank you..." He moves you hair out of the way and caress your cheek gently

Afterward, you guys clean up and kiss n hold each other to sleep in bed<3

Vi:

SFW

- When she has free time, she'll train with you and teach you some fighting moves

If you cook food for her, she will dog that shit. She eats with her fingers, and she's rly sloppy 😭

She loves to watch movies late at night with you. Preferably comedy or horror, but she lets you pick most of the time unless you let her

Although she is a tough girl, she definitely has a soft side, if you're cooking or doing something or just relaxing on the couch. Vi will come by and give you a little hug nuzzling at your neck a bit.

Talking is her love language. She'll tell you all about her past and what she used to do as a teen/kid

Tells you about the backstory of her tattoos (she lets you kiss them mfnmmnfnm)

You touch her scars on her face or piercings, the makes he laugh at how cute u r

"What are you doing...?" She says as she smiles with playfulness in her voice

She's literally so sweet, but she will definitely play fight with you, pinning u down n shit

_________________

NSFW

-Shes kinda kinky, but she likes some stuff

Missionary is her fav position

"You look so good like this" she says as she grinds her strap into your cunt.

If you're being loud while you fuck she'll choke you softly "shhh, be quiet" she whispers to you

Likes to hug you from behind, sliding her hands up and down your body

She loves your tits smm

She'll randomly go between your legs and lay on them, or just shove her face in them

She lovveesss eating u out and fingering you

"You love this, don't you?" She says as she slides two fingers in and out of you. "Good girl, you take my fingers so well"

Loves to fuk u in missionary, she likes to watch the faces you make and how your tits bounce up and down when she goes in n out of you

She grabs them with he rough hands, squeezing them and giving them little slaps/sucks/kisses occasionally

But when you're both done n go to sleep, she cleans up w you and cuddles you to sleep

Ekko

SFW

- Most of the day he's busy, but when he comes back home to you at night he treats you like a princess and caters to you

You plead for him not to, but he doesn't listen. It's like his way of making up for not being there during the day

He lets you paint the hourglass on his face in the morning

He lovvveeesss when you admire how toned his body is. He walks around the house in a wife beater n sweatpants to get ur attention

When he gets back from work, he tells you all about it as he helps you clean and make dinner

Late in night he likes to take you to the balcony and look at the view as you guys talk

He always makes sure to give you a tight hug and some kisses as he leaves<3

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NSFW

- HARD dom but when he submissive he's so cute HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAN EAT PUSSY OML

He loves you a lot, but he's a tough boy, so his love is very rough

He luvs ur ass

When you guys kiss/makeout he drives his hands down your lower back, squeezing you ass and holding your waist

When he gives you back 🔫's he spanks your ass between every thrust

He degrades and praises, so it's the best of both worlds

He does not go slow. He gives you no time to take a break with how fast he goes, gripping your sides hard as he rams into you

He can go for probably 4 or 5 rounds, only if u want to though<3

"Good job~" He says as he shoves two fingers in your mouth, "You're a good slut for me" He grunts nearing his climax

Now, when youuuree in control, things are different

You'll push him down on the bed, get on your knees, and suck the life outta him

His moans r so cute. He'll grab the sheets of the bed, trying not to moan, grunting and whimpering

When you do this, he still find a way to switch the roles

He'll grab your head and make you go at his pace (fast) up and down his cock. "Mmm~ youre such a nasty whore you know that?" He smirks as he throws his head back in pleasure n grabs ur hair

He'll let you ride him n whisper dirty things to u as he does

But afterward, he'll take a nice bubbly bath with you, massaging your shoulders and body before you both head back to bed<3

Caitlyn

SFW

- She likes to play with your hair, she just thinks you're really adorable n rather than saying it she'll show it

Gives you pecks on your neck and cheeks randomly throughout the day

When she argues with her family, she'll go to you for comfort, lying in your arms venting about what happened

She shows her soft side a lot more with you

When you guys talk, she always looks at your lips n straight into your eyes

When you rant about your problems, she'll put you on her lap and spoon you, giving you kisses

She'll defend you no matter what, even if it not something confrontational she has your back

Makes breakfast for you

She'll literally spoil u sm

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NSFW

-She loves to spank you

She'll make you get on your knees in front of her and ride a dildo as she watches

sitting with her legs crossed in front of you, watching how you become a mess thinking of her

"You're really that eager for me?" She says with an eyebrow raised with a smirk on her face

It's best to answer b/c if you don't, she'll slap you, spank you, or use a vibrator on your clit<3

She doesn't really care if you get overestimated

If anything she finds it really cute

"Are you crying?" She says, followed up by a small giggle, "Mm, it's okay. You've got this, just a few more minutes. I love how pretty you are when you cry." She says holding your face gently before giving it some light kissees

Or if she doesn't do that, she'll make u touch yourself as she watches doing the same

She likes to see you ride pillows, her thighs, or knee

When you guys r relaxing on the couch together and you're feeling horny you grind her knee. "Dirty girl~" she chuckles as she grabs your face and kisses you, pressing her body against yours

She loves to give you hickey's

She'll suck on your collarbone as you guys cuddle n talk on her bed

Some mornings, you'll wake up to her eating you out under the blanket. All you can hear is slurps and muffled moans as she laps up your pussy<3

Silco

SFW

- He is not known for the best things in Zaun, but you love him a lot

No one would give him a chance or understood him, but you did

When he was alone with you, he'd come venting to you as he smokes a cigar sitting next to you

"How have you been my dear?" He says blowing the smoke out of his mouth waiting for your responce

He's actually a very nice and caring guy which is hard to believe b/c of all the things he's done

When he loves someone, he shows them a side of himself that he's wary to show to other people b/c they take it as weakness

Always out causing havoc, but when he comes home to you, bruised and drained, you give him so much hope to push through

He doesn't speak much either to other people besides you, mostly from fear of opening up bc he got trust issues lol

Before he leaves to ruin people's day, he plants a kiss on your mouth and cheek as he walks away

Just loves it when you kiss his face, he thinks it's really adorable

He also lets u inject the shimmer in his eye for him<3

You guys will be talking sitting next to each other, and when you guys stop for a second, he leans over and grabs ur face, kissing u

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NSFW

- When you guys have sex he let's out small little moans

For some reason, I just know he doesn't like to moan he jus seems like that typa guy

He'll let you do what you want to him since he loves you a lot, but he likes it when you ride him

Although he is considered a bad guy, he definitely likes vanilla sex

While you bounce on top of him he'll smoke his cigar and blow the smoke into your mouth

N probably kiss u after while u fuck him

He'll let you sit on his face if he's not busy, he likes to be smother by your thighs

Though he is soft, he is also kinky

Definitely wud tie you up and toy around with your body

Not even roughly, he just likes to touch you in certain places to see how you react

Mostly likes to fuck you at night, when you guys are getting ready for bed he'<ll flip you over and rub his erection as he grabs your tit softly with the other hand

"I need you." He says while he slides off your panties to fuck you

I'd do jinx but shes so mentally unstable 💀

Okay thats it yall

[marshmellowtea]

wanna make a list of markiplier egos i headcanon as age regressors plus some explanation(/defense lmao) because hyperfixation go brrr and baby brain go brrrrrrr even harder SO 

actor mark: okay admittedly this is. incredibly self indulgent but also look at this man and tell me he’s not just an oversized toddler. i think if he let me swaddle him and rock him to sleep that would fix him. he’s 100% a brat sometimes but i love him he’s hgasdngnsa 🥺 

engineer mark: this lil guy is LITERALLY a baby are you kidding me?? he’s TINY. LITTLE. i want to take care of them so badly god knows they need it. sweetheart. absolute little one. 200/10 baby <3 

yancy: okay once again it’s just the bias rearing its head but he does have baby energy idc about the crimes. the way he reacts to the warden calling him son is only further proof this boy needs a loving caregiver don’t @ me 

illinois: i know i explained myself in a different post but i’m gonna do it again here listen….he doesn’t really give me regressor vibes but i want to take care of him SO BADLY. i don’t think he regresses super young but the idea of him turning to it as a coping mechanism it at y/n’s encouragement makes me so soft so i’m putting him on the list goddammit 

eric derekson: i feel like. i really don’t have to explain this one. baby just needs to be taken care of 🥲 

damien: admittedly i see him as more of a flip (switch? idk what terms anyone is using. anyway) with a caregiver lean buuuut i’ve seen so much very good baby dames content that i can’t help myself. he’s a good little boy and i care him 

god of night: hear me out……brat vibes. that’s literally it atfdhfstgdf. i want to put him in time out and kiss his head. not necessarily in that order. he’s cute and bratty okay :’)))

and, as a bonus.........i don’t think heehoo is technically a regressor in any sense of the word BUT i think it would be nice to take care of him. feral man who lets me feed him and give him toys. he sits in my lap very sweetly until he bites or scratches me and i push him off very gently (mostly. mostly gently) 

these are just my headcanons, and, frankly, lord knows i don’t know every single markiplier character (why does he have so many. why) SO if you have a differing opinion or another character you wanna add to the list please let me know i would LOVE to hear your opinion it would mean the world to me 🥺 thank you

[baraqi]

adding my two cents abt the sunoo situation bc i didn’t wanna bring it up on his bday + i’m an overweight shawty (tw for disordered eating thoughts n stuff like that)

idc if they make those remarks to him in private if sunoo really doesn’t care. we’ll never know unless he says himself which prolly won’t happen lol. but what i do have a problem with is that this is not the first time they’ve made comments abt his weight for the world to see. i see a bunch of ppl being like “well it’s a cultural thing they don’t know better” it’s still inconsiderate. i don’t think the other members should be getting d3ath thr3ats over it but they should know better. they aren’t children, most of them are adults, and should know better.

this whole thing has taken a bit of a toll on me honestly. ever since the sunjay graduation live where jay brought it up, it def rubbed me the wrong way. but the most recent instance did it for me idk why. since then i have been feeling a bit more self conscious and paranoid abt my eating than i did before. i’ve had this problem before but it resurfaced. i’ve been picked on by peers and my family (mostly family) for my body/eating, i hate clothes shopping bc nothing fits and it ruins my day (all my friends are skinny too so when we go in american eagle or smth i just stand there), i can’t eat in front of ppl unless i trust them, it’s an instinct to suck in my stomach when i’m in public, i dread doctors appointments bc they constantly act like i’m so obese i’m gonna die bc i’m 200 pounds and last time i checked. i come home from check ups crying most of the time. i feel like i gain weight with every bite i eat of anything. the scale in my house is dead which is probably for my own good bc i’d be checking every few hours if it wasn’t. i’m not tryna sit here and be like “enha brought my disordered eating back🙄🫵” bc no tf they didn’t it’s not their fault. their words affected me bc of my current situation/past experiences but that can’t be said for everyone. but it’s annoying to see a bunch of ppl being like “everybody’s so overdramatic it’s not that serious” just bc it’s not serious for them.

i still love them all but i’d be lying if i said this didn’t leave a dent in how i see them. if i’m able to see them in concert, i wanna try and lose weight bc damn if sunoo’s fat to them then i’m a fucking cow fr. i already feel ashamed of how i look so what if one of them sees me n thinks i’m fat and nothing else. what if ppl laugh at me. i preordered a manifesto: day one set from weverse and i’m praying i don’t get into the fansign bc i don’t want them to see me. ik it’s a stupid thing for me to say but that’s what social anxiety paired with body image issues does to a mf ig😭. and jay’s one of the main ppl who’s made weight jokes abt sunoo and he’s my second bias, next to sunoo being my ult. like imma be real i teared up writing this a couple times🧎🏻‍♀️. but seeing someone u admire weightshaming another person u admire, when u urself have been in that position, hurts?? jay’s a huge comfort for me but recently not really. but i never wanna say anything bc i don’t wanna seem dramatic bc at the end of the day they’re just some dudes who don’t know me but idk i’ll probably get dragged for this.

[prttydolls]

HELLO !!

Could pls do a smut (you dont have to dont worry) abt sub!draco x dom!reader where they're asleep while cockwarming but then draco had a wet dream and got all whiny so he starts thrusting but doesnt rlly know since he is asleep and then just start sucking readers boobas and then..you can figure out the rest

Thus just came to me last night cuz i couldnt sleep and it was like 3 am😭

THANK YOU !! Again you dont have to make it if u dont want to :]]

wet dreams (draco malfoy)

a/n ➪ I can't write smut so here's my go on it.

warnings ➪ shitty smut,???? Idk just smut

Pairing ➪ sub!draco malfoy x dom!reader

“good night darling, I love you” (yn) said lovingly to her naked boyfriend,  “good night.. I love you more.” he chuckled and kissed her forehead, “now let's just stay like this until tommorow..” She giggled right after she kissed him back.

Draco slowly drifted to the land of dreams whilst his girlfriend soundlessly slept with her cunt warming his dick, she unconsciously moved up and down which made draco koan before he slept.

Draco woke up, to a sight of (yn) being in a lacy lingerie her nipples were visible through the lacy fabric. His girlfriend biting her lip, and she kept smirking at him.

“come here baby boy, sit beside mommy.” she patted a spot next to her ethereal body, draco nodded vigorously and sat down next to her, “you've been such a good boy cutie, you deserve a reward.” she said imitating a baby like voice, while grabbing his cheeks and squishing it.

She starts to place her soft plump lips onto his chest kissing every scar he had, and admiring his chest and body until she got near to his sex part.

She looks at it as if it was the most gorgeous thing a girl could ever lay her eyes on, she slowly looks at him and starts teasing him blowing his tip and placing kisses onto the tip, pre-cum slowly coming out of the tip.

She sucked him eagerly making him moan loudly at the sudden action, her nose hitting the base of his dick.

He felt like he was on cloud nine, she looked so pretty sucking his dick. He grabbed her hair gathering it all up on his fist and starts forcing her onto his dick. She moaned, which sent vibrations to dracos body. “f-fuck mommy.. I nedda cum! C-can I cum?” he mewled.

“y-yes... Cum in mommy's mouth dray..” She moaned around him, with her permission he came around her mouth, every inch inside her mouth was covered with his cum.

She smirked at the boy and swallowed the cum inside her mouth, she showed her now empty mouth to draco.

“thank you m-mommy..” he said with a exhausted, but also satisfied tone.

Outside of his dream, he was thrusting his member onto her core repeatedly, he woke up with beads of sweat dripping down from his forehead.

He was horny, very horny now.

He took a look at the naked girl beside him, he looked so hungry whilst staring at her tits. He couldn't help but place his lips onto her nipples and sucking it softly like a baby.

Painting blue, purple hues onto her chest.

(Yn) slightly moved, and woke up to see her boyfriend sucking her tits she moaned at the sight of him kissing her chest.

“what are you doing baby?” she asked seductively, “n-nothing mommy..” he murmured, he stopped what he was doing and looked ashamed.

“well, go on. Finish what you were doing.” she demanded at the pale boy, "Y-yes! Ofcourse mommy!” draco replied eagerly lacing his mouth back onto her breasts

Draco never thought that he was the one who would please a woman, but what can you say? a malfoy bows before no one but his wife.

taglist ➪ @dracoslittleangel @imabee-oralizard @f4iryluvy @lilytoyourjames @siriusblackstwin @thehalfbloodedwitch @grandnerdsharkduck @bigpoppajes @blackthunder137

a/n ➪ enjoy this abomination... I wanna delete this lol.also not proof read idc anymore why is it so hard to write smut cry

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[kpoptionate]

making out w stray kids [maknae line]

stray kids masterlist // official masterlist 11.16.18 [1.28.19 edited] requested: anon a/n: i totally forgot about my headcanons so this deffo did nOt go par to par w them see also: making out w hyung line                 getting caught making out w skz

hyunjin ♡

loOoOooRDY

you’re in for one hell of a ride w hyunjin

probably after he gets back from a rly long day and just wants to be loved :(

he’ll give u a rly loving grin and pull you in for a warm hug

leaning in for a long-ish peck on the lips mumbling “i missed u babe” and going back in for another kiss

it gets heated quicklyyy

his kisses are v passionate, you can definitely feel the emotion in them

he’ll hold your face with one hand while the other rests on the small of your back to hold you close

eventually he’ll either pick you up and lay you down or just walk backward til he hits the couch and sits you on his lap

pulls your body til you’re sitting as far up as possible and your chest is flush against his

loves dragging his hands up and down your body, from your neck down your thighs

do the same to him too ?? he loves feeling your touch, especially if you slip underneath his shirt

please ?? pull his hair ?? it literally makes him weak

he’ll swipe his tongue over your bottom lip before sliding it in your mouth and exploring every bit of it

it dances ?? so well ?? with yours ??

suck on his tongue and bite his lip i’m bEGGING YOU

he’ll make the most beautiful noises you’ve ever heard

loves kissing your neck and giving you hickeys ?? if you’re okay w that ofc

equally loves you kissing his neck but don’t mark him pls, his makeup artist’ll kill both of y’all

if you decide to push your hips down onto his he won’t go further than that, he doesn’t want to do anything you’re uncomfortable with

so after a few minutes of that his kisses’ll get slower and more drawn out

and he’ll smile beautifully at you before giving you one last peck and pulling you in for cuddles and a nap uwu

jisung ♡

starts off w lots of quick smiley pecks

but like while he squishes ur cheeks so ur lips squish n poke out and he kisses u like that

but ofc after a few moments he’ll get more serious

loves u sitting on his lap so he can hold ur hip w one hand and ur jaw w the other

in the beginning the kisses are like,,,regular ?

and gradually become longer and more passionate

and gradually turn into a makeout sesh

at least one hand is deffo now up ur shirt

wet kisses i should be saying ew but ngl wet kisses from jisung sounds pretty nice

like

his tongue’s all over ur lips n everything

probably accidentally sticks his tongue too far down ur throat n makes u gag

other than that a surprisingly good kisser

gently ! pull ! his ! hair ! it drives him crazy

also his heart m e l t s if you hold his hand n lock ur fingers with his uwuwuwu he could combust right then and there

but ykno this boi can’t keep a straight face for a long time, especially around u

so he’ll start smiling into the kisses before bringing it back out into pecks

n then kiss u all over ur face while giggling

but his lips are still all wet n stuff it’s kinda nasty

felix ♡

after practice, late at night, or after u two wake up

deffo likes it on the couch and deffo has u on his lap

if it starts out w pecks it’s on ur forehead, otherwise he gets right into it

he’ll press your lips together for a minute or two before the actual lip-lock kissing happens

grabbing you by the part where your jaw and neck meet to pull you closer and deepen the kiss

also making sure your body is flush against him, he doesn’t like to have any space

he’ll slide his tongue between your lips so softly but once he gets moving

o lorty

he’s so passionate you could cry ?? he’s not rough but the kisses are so deep and loving and hjglkdf you won’t wanna stop

hands ? under your shirt resting on your ribs

his eyebrows are furrowed slightly as he focuses on you

pleASE run your fingers through his hair and push it back ??

and maybe suck on his tongue a little bit ??

he’ll definitely make noise and pull you closer to him

when y’all are done and pull back from each other he’ll give you the cutest grin ever and bring u into him to cuddle uwu

makeout sessions w felix more than likely last a good amount of time

an hour i wanna say ? half an hour ? is that long ? idk how long people usually do it but he’ll keep going until either you stop him or you get interrupted

seungmin ♡

it’s,,,hard ? to imagine an actual makeout w seungmin ??

but

he’ll be rly shy so u have to initiate it uwu

rly likes it if u cup his face n bring him in for a smiley kiss

v vv vvv soft kisses

probably smiles most of the time too

his hands are most likely resting on your waist v softly

and he’ll pull back just enough to mumble “i love you” on your lips

if his hands aren’t on your waist they’re cupping your face so !! cutely !!

he literally treats you like glass

doesn’t kiss u till you’re out of breath but it’s not necessarily a short amount of time ? probably not as long as you’d like but it’s okay

when he pulls back

gently brushes your hair out of your face and looks at u with the most loving eyes

post-kissing cuddles is a must :((

jeongin ♡

k idc what any of y’all say but jeongin can be a Bad Bitch if he wants to

like he’s got two sides to him

there’s jeongin

then there’s Jeongin™

what he’s gonna do depends on who u got

jeongin is so !! uwu !!

he’s shy n blushy n giggly

soft kisses w smiles in between each one as he cups ur face in his hands

it’s hard for him to look u in ur eyes for more than three seconds w/o laughing

but the longer y’all go on the more he gets into it

Jeongin™ can be,,,,,,,,

he’s a busan boi so you know he’s gotta

his kisses are more meaningful and loving than the previous giggly ones

they last longer, more passionate as one hand sits at the top of ur neck w his thumb on ur jaw while the other hand rests on ur waist

i wanna say he’s p good at it ? despite having papercut lips

his lips move so in sync w urs

softly but his lips are completely mesmerizing

eventually he pulls away n just look at u so lovingly

like ur the only person in the world he’s ever laid eyes on

give him one last peck before snuggling up beside him and falling asleep on his chest

u’ll make his heart cOMBUST

request or ask anything here !

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: ⚰ knock knock Ali: do i need to get the ouija out Carly: yea Carly: tho bit late to ghost the lad in my bed Carly: idk who he is Ali: 🤠 put on a disguise Ali: like whomst Ali: beats having to leave your own gaff Ali: tho it is a crime scene Carly: got love bites from my arse to my elbow Carly: is he a vamp or what like Carly: i taste good i kno Carly: [sends photographic evidence] Ali: bitch Ali: are you anaemic?! Ali: leech sounds more like it but is he sparkly with good hair Carly: bitch its too early for words i cant spell wtf Carly: he is sparkling but thats my shine ha Carly: the hair is a no Ali: low on iron, probs, i'll get you some iron tablets Ali: taste like blood, don't tell your bedmate, he won't wanna leave Ali: party's over n sharing ain't caring Ali: someone's feeling herself this morning Ali: here for it Ali: I've already been left so that's a no to me Carly: party only ended when i passed out a few hours ago Carly: so yea Carly: was fun Carly: baby no come over Ali: was whilst it lasted for me too but you know Ali: duty calls Ali: you sure Ali: don't wanna break it up if you're good to go again Carly: yea Carly: not scared to go hard on site cuz garda are to come around Carly: i am but hes snoring Carly: & boring Carly: come Ali: perks Ali: check he's not bumped his head Ali: they'd have to come if a normie went missing Carly: nah he has to go before he goes for a slash in my bed Carly: lads are ming Ali: want me to forward that to lene Ali: make her day Ali: steal my girl Carly: do Carly: never seen her party before Carly: weird Ali: Yeah Ali: she can hang but Ali: you know, other shit on her mind Ali: work being one of 'em Ali: thank god I ain't working today Carly: & i cant get a job Carly: ha Carly: can get rid of this boy easy tho Carly: hold on Ali: another skill for the CV Carly: yea Carly: better not have knocked me up Carly: not cute Ali: Umm Ali: you need to go to the pharmacy Carly: theres so much shit on the floor i cant tell whats us & whats party Carly: idc Carly: idk Carly: ill ask him Ali: Lemme know Ali: if I could pick it up for you I would Ali: guess I can, put on a oscar winning show for the nosy bitch in there Ali: Ma will die Carly: ha Carly: its k he wouldnt have gone near me w out Carly: quoted Ali: what a prick Ali: better not be there when i show up cunt Carly: hes leaving Carly: screaming him awake will do that like Carly: ha Ali: what he get for passing out 🤷 Ali: coulda shaved his eyebrows off like Carly: next time maybe Ali: get out the sharpie and all Ali: now it's a party Carly: need your artsy talents tho Carly: me just hold up i need my baby Ali: you got it covered babe Ali: i believe in you Carly: aw Carly: i gotta clean me & this place need belief Ali: how long are your rents away and are there enough stragglers we can rope in Ali: twatface not included, bye Carly: idk but yea theres lads everywhere Carly: mattress is covered Ali: 👏 Ali: put 'em to work Carly: while i lie here k Ali: hmm Ali: no bitch Ali: i know you're princess 'round these parts but still Ali: carriage is back to being a pumpkin sweetie Carly: but im 🤒 Ali: you're hanging Ali: can't claim morning sickness now bitch Ali: chop chop Carly: ha Carly: k bitch Carly: honeymoon over yea Ali: will be if your 'rents come back to this and murder you Carly: idc Carly: be sweet to me Ali: awh baby Ali: only playing tough love Ali: thinking i'm spending too much time with my gf? Carly: yea Carly: i missed you when she stole you away Ali: how dare she 😜 Ali: missed you too tho Carly: youre mine Carly: married you first Carly: & you didnt say bye to me 😢 Ali: are you sure Ali: 'cos I ain't Ali: but how unforgivably rude 😰 Carly: id remember Carly: never forget my boo Ali: baby Carly: you can make it up to me tho Ali: oh yeah? Ali: lemme guess, feed u grapes whilst you recline Carly: nah just be here Ali: easy Ali: got to yoga first but then i'll be there Ali: went too hard with the dancing last night obvs Carly: k ill shower that lad off me Carly: i think you went just right baby Ali: too descriptive babe 😬😂 Ali: calm down with your creative ways Carly: ha Carly: you should hear me sext Carly: so good Ali: sure Ali: maybe works on the straight boys 😉 Carly: not trying to work on anyone else Carly: tell your gf if shes gonna come for me Ali: you're alright, not her type Ali: I barely am Ali: 50% like Carly: shit odds Carly: that why shes so angry Ali: as shit as yours Ali: just in reverse Ali: not saying you're both wrong but Carly: k Carly: cant all be perfect babe Carly: thats just you Ali: 💁 Carly: you kno Ali: ugh my brother's being so annoying Ali: bitch i'm coming down i will fight you Carly: which 1 Ali: dancing one Carly: hes fun Ali: glad you think so Ali: send him over instead yeah Carly: you come here & stay at yours Carly: i'll Ali: alright Ali: you're getting a rough deal soz Carly: why Ali: 'cos he's usually the alright one, so if he's testing me, wait 'til the rest rock up Carly: idc i can sleep through anything Ali: be my guest Carly: but i want you to be mine Carly: had to share last nite Ali: you done w sharing? Carly: yea Carly: im mad Ali: aww Ali: pouty princess Carly: [sends a pouty selfie] Carly: cuz its better when you stay Ali: you're so cute Ali: it's rude and i object Carly: just for you my baby Ali: 😏 such a tease Carly: nah Carly: you can have anything you want Ali: yeah yeah Ali: anything you want from the shops Carly: theres nothing here Carly: i cant do that to you Ali: okay, i'll get breakfast and cleaning shit Carly: theres no money tho Ali: i don't mind Ali: s'only breakfast Ali: IOU if you want but honestly Carly: you're too good to me & for me boo Ali: nah i'm not Ali: no one deserves to be treated like shit the morning after Carly: got me crying Ali: baby Ali: don't be sad Carly: come down is a bitch but youre an angel Ali: 💚 i know Ali: you've survived it many a time before though, you'll be okay Ali: especially when you get some food and hugs Carly: yea Carly: shouldve invited your brother to my party Carly: what a bitch i am Ali: no no, he ain't here, just blowing up my phone being dumb Ali: you're alright, sure you'll meet him when summers out and he's out on town being fabulous Carly: k didnt fuck up the 1st impression Carly: love the gays Carly: your gf excluded like Ali: he's stalked your socials and liked what he's seen Ali: not in a creepy way 'cos gay, of course Ali: awh 😂 why can't we all get along Carly: he can add me i wont send him nudes Carly: cuz she looks at me like she was willing me to hang this hard Ali: oh good to know 😜 Ali: not letting him though, he chats shite and if he's gonna I need to vet it Ali: deal with it boy, crazy posessive wife like Ali: she's just angry with me Carly: idk who lads are if i cant id them in my usual and not seen his dick Carly: my bad if nudes go where they shouldnt Carly: whats he saying about me Carly: who could be angry at you too beautiful Ali: me either for a while, like Ali: feel it's unfair to describe it from memory of having to bath together Ali: awks Ali: just that you're cute Ali: n fun, of course Ali: and a hoe with it 😜 so her, easily lol Carly: aw Carly: but you didnt snog ronan last nite he werent there Ali: nah but she thinks i'm making a twat out of myself with you Ali: tragic straight girl crush, like Carly: cant have a crush on your missus Carly: weve gone beyond it Carly: real love Ali: yeah Ali: but you know Carly: she thinks were gonna fuck Carly: 3way would sort that Ali: exactly Ali: can't on principle Ali: and even if we whack out the strapon, no real dick for you so Carly: list where ive been Carly: puts loads of people off Carly: she'll know youre not trying to get w me Ali: i'm not gonna do you like that Ali: fuck that Carly: idc Carly: do what youve gonna do boo Ali: i know you don't Ali: but i do Ali: fuck those people who are just mad they weren't higher up in the list Ali: s'why you weren't so jog on Carly: stop being so nice to me Carly: if youre mean she'll forget her jealousy Ali: i don't want to Ali: i can handle it Ali: if she can't then Ali: that's that, isn't it Carly: yea Carly: but i dont wanna start shit for you Ali: trust, you didn't start this Ali: it's easier for her to pretend that's all it is Ali: that's all Carly: k Carly: if i was a lad id be fucked wouldnt i Ali: probably Ali: don't agree with that, it'd be the same but it'd be different in how she'd be able to deal, yeah Carly: thank god i grew some tits Ali: 😂 Ali: good job babe Carly: my ma was made up as well Carly: took a while like Carly: cant let her get the album out cuz i look like a lad Carly: pretty one tho Ali: you were always cute Ali: i remember Ali: grew into your ears and all 😉 Carly: aw Carly: do you tho? Ali: yeah, 'course Carly: you were always scrapping Carly: shouldve got w your gf then she'd like you more Ali: 😬 let us not think of how troubling the age gap woulda seemed then Ali: must've thought i was a right scouse stereotype Ali: bitches deserved it tho Carly: i thought you were cute Carly: & brave Carly: i was always behind my ma's legs Ali: like my sister Ali: I was always down for the more the merrier but her and Laoise said coven's had to be three so Ali: 🔮 number and all Ali: and tbh Laoise weren't that thrilled Ro was there, like Carly: black magic vibes from her forever Ali: legit Ali: shoulda been scrapping with her, like Carly: yea or fucking her first bf but i got there before you Carly: idk how she knew tho cuz he didnt tell anyone Ali: never lose that sixth sense, babe Ali: esp. when concerning keeping a man 🙄 Carly: did her a favor he was shit Carly: didnt have a clue what he was doing Carly: thought every virgin binge watched porn like Ali: 😂 Ali: have you ever binge watched? you're learning nothing of value from that shite Carly: yea but when youre bored youre bored Ali: I hear ya Ali: always bored Carly: me too Carly: & this sex drive isnt set for a cry wank or eye fuck Carly: no offence ma and da Ali: can't take it personally, lads Ali: ain't there's to try and control Carly: they gotta txt me back so i kno when they are coming home Carly: wtf got you two so busy Ali: all that sex they ain't having Carly: porn binge watch Carly: tho my dad likes reading his Ali: Can't beat a sticky page Ali: lost arm form Ali: art, lmao Ali: sure his form is grand Carly: doctor like howd you lose that arm Carly: epic cry wank Ali: 💪 on the right Ali: limp noodle on the other Carly: hot Ali: that's your father you're talking about Ali: no need to be that stereotypical Carly: shit my bad Ali: 😂 Ali: i love you bitch Carly: I love you too Carly: loads Carly: im mad at you again tho Ali: why what have i done>!> Carly: some1 came round the doorway & i thought it was you so i opened up but nah Carly: enjoy the eyeful lads Ali: oh babe Ali: 😏 bless you Carly: not gonna put clothes on for my girl Carly: waste of time Ali: obvs, charm you out so quick Ali: least it weren't the postie, or was it Ali: Ma reckons we were gonna get complaints, as if mother Carly: lad did deliver for me Carly: not letters tho Carly: least id showered Ali: gotta replenish Ali: you chasing off your comedown rn tho Carly: cant outrun that bitch Carly: some of the mas on site are mad tho you can tell yours Carly: state of their sons my bad Carly: should've kept em in if you were bothered Ali: oh great Ali: no you can't speak to the manager, piss off helen Carly: ha Carly: my da is gonna be in such a mood when he hears Carly: sorry you missed out Ali: parents Ali: not like anyone died Ali: calm it everyone Carly: dont want me to fuck on site dont want me to go off it Carly: talk sense Carly: other day you were trying to marry me off da Ali: just 'cos it brings people to his door Ali: soz to take you away from all the cranking but Carly: yea Carly: sorry im not hiding in the back like w i was little Ali: yeah Ali: too big for the caravan now baby Ali: need your own, how much is it to rent Carly: theyre on about it but the state on this one might change their minds Carly: im cleaning as fast as i can k Ali: we're gonna sort it, i am omw swear Ali: and i'm a parent pleaser so Ali: do the rounds, sweettalk to mothers Carly: he'll just take me back to the doctors like take her off the tablets shes too outgoing now thx Carly: another of your talents boo Ali: when the meds work TOO well Ali: but of course Carly: if he was around hed kno how shit they are Carly: ha Ali: 😔 Ali: baby Carly: its k just gotta double down Carly: pro now Ali: 💚 Carly: style the freakout out cuz ima bad bitch Carly: facts and talents Ali: no lies Ali: the baddest Carly: what we doing today that isnt boring Ali: you mean you ain't buzzing to make like kim and aggy Ali: rude, i'm living Carly: do anything w you but Carly: can only check you out every time you bend Ali: cheeky Ali: appaz imma check all of you out, like Carly: what you dont wanna Carly: your gf will be sad shes so wrong Ali: didn't say that but yeah Ali: hate to make her admit that as well, like Carly: ill tell her Ali: you gonna snitch on me Ali: 🍯 Carly: nah jk Carly: i like annoying her tho Ali: i know Ali: it is funny Ali: not taking sides but lol Carly: taking mine i kno Ali: shh Ali: there's no right or wrong here, babe Carly: k but you love me more Ali: its different Carly: maybe Ali: maybe huh Carly: idk she dont think it is Ali: yeah Ali: but we know the truth Carly: fact is we're ruling this place together Carly: no surprise shes jealous Ali: if the 👑 fits like Ali: soz babe Carly: & we fit Carly: cant fight it Ali: nope Ali: if it works it works Carly: yea & you work it better than anyone babe Ali: oh you Ali: save it for all the Ma's you gotta say soz to Ali: 💋 Carly: ha Carly: mine will kick my arse out if she gets on one better leave the mattress where it is Ali: not gonna come to that but always room for a lil one at ours Ali: i got you Carly: aw Carly: never had a sleepover when i was a kid Ali: 😧 then you gotta Ali: tbh they weren't all that always but you know mine were the best Carly: yea no doubt Carly: all the magic Ali: exactly, midnight snacks and scaring the shit out of each other Ali: can tell you who you gonna marry if you've got a tea light, like Carly: thats easy tho Carly: no1 Ali: alright then, excluding the fact we already is so rude, tbh Ali: i'll tell you who you next gonna bang Ali: same diff Carly: youre just gonna say you Carly: smooth Ali: please Ali: gimme some credit 😂 Carly: now i gotta kno Ali: we'll do it when i get there Ali: which will be soon Ali: got stuck chatting to an old lady in the shop Ali: assume she can't see or she'd have avoided me like hell 😂 bless her Carly: if its ronan again or his cousin dont tell me Carly: aw so cute Carly: youre the sweetest & prettiest ever Ali: i'll casually throw the wax in the bin like nothing to see here Ali: not this morning baby but 1/2 ain't bad #stillgotit Carly: tell me you see my death & run like k bye Carly: every morning Ali: you'd rather your literal death? they ain't THAT bad, predictable but like, damn Ali: that's some shade, feel the burn, lads Ali: so are you cutie Carly: idk but over ronan hard Carly: hes being such an arsehole to me Carly: cba Ali: don't Ali: ignore his Carly: yea but like im gonna see him even if i do Carly: fucking site life Ali: i kno but blank him Ali: nothing talks louder Ali: or if you gotta, be proper polite like he's a stranger Carly: ha yea Carly: amazing Ali: childish but so is he so Ali: two can play at that game Carly: youre right i kno Carly: ive deleted his txts so i cant show you but its k cuz youd be sad Carly: or mad Ali: i'm sure i could guess the gist Ali: you can tell me if you wanna talk about it though, i promise i won't go ripshit Carly: idc Carly: ive known him long so i didnt think hed go that hard but thats what lads are like Carly: he fucks around more than me too Ali: he's a hypocrite Ali: just 'cos he knows other lads can do it better Ali: he's just insecure, babe, ignore him Carly: i need a holiday from here Carly: but ma & da never take me w Ali: shit considering how many times they manage Ali: cut a hol off and you'd have enough funds lads Ali: maybe we can Carly: i did kick off last time cuz they didnt refill my prescription Carly: went crazy like Carly: wouldnt want that girl there either Ali: not your fault, that, though Ali: you were literally off your meds Carly: that they reckon i dont need tho Ali: if you didn't then you wouldn't act like that without Ali: simple as Carly: never thought of that Ali: we'll go, i promise Ali: even if it ain't far Carly: lets camp Carly: marshmallows are the shit Ali: hell yeah! Ali: let's find a cave forreal Carly: YEA Carly: dont fall over tho Ali: do my best 😂 Carly: you gotta Carly: only scaring me w ghost stories or whatever Ali: promise Carly: k we'll go Carly: 💙 Ali: 💚 done and done Ali: do you wanna bring anyone else or Carly: got my fave coming Carly: do you Ali: nah Ali: just wanna take you exploring Carly: k Carly: then you can Ali: 👌 Carly: id go now so whenever you want boo Ali: soon Ali: i'll work it out Carly: i kno Carly: got the belief Ali: 🔮 Carly: should get dressed or nothing'll get done Ali: awh Ali: you knew i just got here Carly: they arent on yet Carly: not that fast Ali: jk Ali: find me on the mattress when you're decent bitch Carly: baby no Carly: youll catch something off that Ali: sitting on the carrier bag Ali: always thinking Carly: so smart

[fuckinnproblems]

1-150 if ur not a pu$$y

1. Do you bite or lick ice cream? •lick def2. What is home to you? •home is a lot of things to me. Home can sometimes be my actual house. Home is my family in KY and the little house my nana lives in and the farm my grandpa own. Home is Bowling Green , which is connected to the same family. Home is the softball field I grew up on. Home is hunter’s arms. Etc. 3. What was the last lie you told? •idk I don’t lie?? But i think I did tell someone I would call him back and I had no intentions of doing so lmao 4. Does everyone deserve the truth? •woah tf …. uh. I’d say so yes. Yes. 5. What is the creepiest toy ever made? •those fuckin dolls like idk what they’re called but good god 6. Describe a moment in which you did something unacceptable in a bad situation. •oh good heavens. My mind is really going to this one time when I accidentally dined and dashed but idk if that’s what this question is asking. 7. List two things that are more easily done than said. (No, I didn’t mix them up.) •giving directions, like I would much rather show you where than try to tell you. And idk I think it’s easier to show someone how much you care for them instead of just trying to find the right words (in most scenarios)8. When was the last time you worked really hard to achieve something? •few months ago 9. How many all nighters have you pulled? •not a ton tbh I’m weak 10. If humans didn’t evolve to laugh or smile, how would we express our happiness instead? •with our hands11. How many romantic “things” or “flings” have you had? •wtf does this mean um well as far as girls go,l I’ve had 3, including hunter right now. Guys… lmao …. let’s just say 3-4 roughly lmao. 12. What is your paradise? •a gorgeous beach with bright blue water with sailboats and white soft sand 13. What is your favorite background noise? (Ex. Water dripping, people talking.) •I personally love piano music in the background tbh OR waves crashing 14. How many hearts do you think you have broken? •well I don’t make it my goal to have a running count of broken hearts , I want to say 1, maybe 2 , let’s say 1.515. What is the most important thing about electronics? What does this say about you? •I think electronics are an amazing way to keep in touch with not only your close friends and family, but the world and it can allow you to educate yourself and learn things. I guess this suggests I’m a pretty progressive person lol and I’m all about learning. 16. Why do people care about celebrities? Do you care about celebrities? •People care about celebrities because everyone likes to have someone to “idolize” or to “mimic.” I don’t care about them on this level because they’re just people, but if there are celebrities doing really good things with their “power” then I’m here for that And if they’re acting ridiculous then sometimes I gotta catch up on the beef. 😌😌😌17. What is the most annoying thing someone can do to you?•sit there and crunch on some food and chew obnoxiously 18. Do you overexaggerate? What are the pros and cons of this? •oh yes all the time, I’ve gotten bad at it but you can always tell I’m joking so I mean I never do it to cause harm. 19. Have you played any instruments before? Which instruments? •yesss clarinet 3rd chair wooooooo & I had a brief date with the piano 20. Do you like taking selfies? Why or why not? •uh well sometimes I do and then other times I hate it because when I decide I wanna take them it’s usually Bc I feel like I’m lookin good and then I take a selfie and I’m like AHH WHAY A MONSTER21. List 3 things you like about yourself? •my eyes, my smile , my arms22. What is the best advice someone has ever given you? •I have received a lot of amazing advice over the years honestly, like I could @ a lot of people right now and I’m truly blessed to have had that and on so many different aspects. It really depends! But honestly the most recent advice was just generally how to not let people walk all over me (although it was said much prettier)23. Do you have what it takes to raise a child? Why or why not? •well not now but I like to think I will eventually. 24. How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day? •who said I cheer myself up 👀👀 nah jk, a lot of the times if I’ve had a bad day I treat myself to some Starbucks 25. When was the last time you felt awkward? •like an hour ago . Basically 24/726. Are you introverted or extroverted? Or a mixture of both? •introvert all the way. Like literally took a test in psych and I got a perfect 10 in introvert and not a single point in extrovert. 27. What constitutes a good friend? •this is tricky. There are different levels of friend!!! Lmao. Honestly a GOOD FRIEND will support you and never try to change who you truly are. Like above all. 28. Would you rather have a lot of friends to hang out with or just one best friend? •one bff29. In a regular day, what do you not want to hear? •Idk what this means like I’m taking that three different ways 30. What is your dream job? •right now an orthopedic PA 31. Is it better to be lazy but smart or hardworking but unintelligent? •hardworking 32. What is a truth about yourself that others find hard to believe? •33. What have you always wondered about the other gender? •LMAO many things but honestly how you ride a bike with a dick34. Which fantasy world would you like to visit the most? •I don’t do fantasy N/A35. Describe the worst friend you have ever befriended. •IVE HAD SO MANY WINNERS. Honestly the cake goes to the most recent someone that was my close friend for an entire summer, learned me, talked about serious stuff with me, cared, etc and then suddenly dropped me and then talked shit and then told lies and then told people I was gay and her reasoning for why she thought I was gay (when she had literally made me feel so safe months before) and the reason was an extremely personal story. :) but honestly there’s another one that prob beats her but I just can’t even rn. 36. Imagine that you have switched bodies with someone you don’t know. You can’t switch back. What do you do? •make the most of it I guess idk 37. If you found the recipe for immortality, would you sell it or would you burn it? •I have mixed feelings on this because I’ve always wanted to live forever while at the same time I think that would be miserable so 38. What is the most important, applicable class you have ever taken? •I took a finances class it was good 39. Name the last book you read. • I think “love anthony”40. Imagine that you are unable to express emotion. How would this affect your world? •it would suck not being able to show people I was happy to be with them and it would suck being trapped in my own mind 41. When was the last time you made the first move? • @ hunter have I ever 42. What is your opinion on electronic music such as dubstep or trap? •I’ve listened to both. I don’t shut down either. But I’m not some big fan. 43. What was the last movie you watched? • I watched a documentary the other day about the NCAA I can’t remember what it was called 44. Do you like and appreciate your life? •rn I do like my life and I appreciate life in general 45. Do you like and appreciate yourself? •I suppose. 46. When was the last time you cried? • 4 or 5 days ago I think 47. What are you scared of? •death, heights, spiders etc 48. What is the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy thing you have ever done? •there is so many tbh but the one in mind rn is when I walked right by this sweet sweet Spanish teacher as a senior and she said “hola, coma Estas?” And I looked at her…. smiled…. and walked right by her. KMS on that one 49. What are some of your hobbies? •photography is my biggest tbh 50. What is a superficial yet annoying mistake you constantly make? •I don’t know but I’m sure it’s something 51. Are you a good friend? What makes you a good friend? If not, what makes you a bad friend? •I think I’m pretty good I’m pretty chill I give lots of chances I give advice etc 52. Do you honestly learn from your mistakes? •some better than others but at some point yes 53. What have you learned the hard way? •not to stay with people that are bad for you just because you think you owe it to them 54. What is the most important thing to have in order to attain happiness? •respect for yourself 55. Which medium do you use for expressing your artistic emotions? (Singing, writing, etc.) •writing or photography 56. Are you a creative or a logical thinker? •I feel like logical 57. What is the smartest thing you have ever done? •I don’t know lol58. What is your ideal meal? •pasta is always a go to but idc I’m not picky 59. What is the worst thing someone could do on a date? •not speak or be interesting 60. Do you like animals? Which kind is your favorite? •love them. Love tigers a lot and sting rays 61. If you could turn one legal thing illegal, what would it be? •62. Do you have any guilty pleasures? •yes 63. What is the best thing that the internet has ever created? •the ability to search for wonderful tutorials 64. Do you like playing video games? Which video games? •yes imma fuq u up on Mario kart 65. What is your opinion on beauty in today’s society? •it’s twisted and fucked up and honestly fuck society 66. Are you a morning person? When do you usually wake up? •no and between 930-10 usually 67. Do you have a favorite Disney movie? Character? •I love me some finding dory or finding nemo 68. Would you rather live in the city or in the countryside? •I go back and forth on this one. 69. Would you rather live near the ocean or in the mountains? •ocean 70. What are the best things about winter? •getting to wear hoodies !!! 71. What scares you most about the future? •inadequacy 72. What makes you feel old? •little kids I played with as a kid that are suddenly about to enter high school , movies I loved as a kid 73. How many hours do you spend on the computer or phone on average? •eh i dunno. I check my phone all day but I don’t really sit downnnnn on it but a few times a day74. What are some of your New Year’s resolutions? •to better myself, workout gains, and as always , grow 75. What is your life story in 6 words? “Struggle, fight and the come up 76. Describe yourself in one word. •shy77. What bad habits do you do? •bite on pens, pick nails, etc 78. What genre of music do you listen to? •literally everything except country tbh 79. Most prominent childhood memory?rn my head is going to rolling acorns down my grandpas steep driveway idk why 80. Imagine if you had an older brother. If you already have one, what is it like? If you don’t, how would this change your life? •I feel like it would change how I didnsports and how I interacted with people 81. Spirit animal? •tiger or panda 82. Do you believe in horoscopes? •eh whatever they’re fun 83. What is the worst advice you’ve ever been given? •once you’re not s teenager, this will all get better”84. List the 3 most important people in your life right now. •hunter, kayla, Avery/alex85. Favorite memory of your family. •too many to choose rn 86. What do you look for in a relationship? •not controlling behavior lmao 87. Do you have a role model? Why or why not? •i do and mostly because of the time I was going trough and how they were for me 88. What is your opinion on social media? •it can be super good it can be super bad 89. Are you a pessimist or an optimist? •eh sometimes both 90. List some things that you think are overpriced? •feminine hygiene products tf, bottled water, real necessities 91. What is your worst memory or creepiest experience? •I’d rather not 92. What superpower would ruin the world? •WTF IDK PROB INVISIBILITY 93. What is something you swore you would never do when you grew up, but you did anyway? •I swore I’d never ever even date in high school but I totally did 94. What lessons have you learned from movies and which movies were they? •idk the movies but really just to not ever give up 95. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? •I wanna do lots of traveling so anywhere 96. How do you approach people? •I let them approach me :)))) or I do it prob awkwardly 97. What is your opinion on first impressions? •they can be impactful even falsely, and I’m awful at them 98. What are some things you did as a child that you no longer do? •I used to collect those pressed pennies 99. What languages can you speak? •English barely 100. What do you think society will be like in 30 years? •at this rate a fuckin DISASTER 101. What do you do on your lazy days? •I spend time outside or I read 102. What ended your last relationship? •extreme jealousy and controlling abusive behavior 103. Favorite food? •idek im not picky I love pasta 104. What is the most terrifying dream you’ve ever had? •school shootings 105. When was the last time you got seriously angry? •few months ago. Prob either February or April. 106. What was the last friendship you broke? •few months ago also 107. Do you have any pet peeves? •TONS108. Who was the last person you gave a hug to? •coach terry109. When was the last time you got seriously stressed? •today 110. What part of your personality do you want to change? •how forgiving it tends to be 111. Who is the most positively influential person in your life right now? •hunter tbh like she stays giving me fire advice and helping me out and is my best friend 112. What is your biggest motivation? •those who doubt me 113. What did you want to be when you were little? •this is funny but I went from wanting to be a “baby doctor” (basically OB/GYN) to the flag waver at NASCAR races (I don’t even watch NASCAR) 114. What are some things that you are good at? •I’m good at sporty things usually, photography I think, etc 115. What is one thing you want to be good at? •piano 116. What distracts you the most, especially when you’re trying to work? •noise 117. How important is privacy to you?•I like privacy tbh so I guess fairly important but in the right times 118. If you could create one social norm, what would it be? •acceptance 119. What’s the craziest lie you’ve ever told? •I used to be a cheerleader 120. What story do you like to tell about yourself at parties? •nothing ?? Idk121. What is the lamest thing that you have seen someone do? • idk I see some dumbass shit on insta daily 122. What is the stupidest thing you’ve done to impress someone? •pretended I was into things I wasn’t 123. What is your morning routine? •I wake up and eventually go in the bathroom and brush my teeth and wash my face and pee 124. What’s the last thing you did that is worth remembering? •last night w hunter 125. If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you? •I’m sure hurt me idk 126. What is your opinion on playing “hard to get?” •tf even stop it 127. What are the pros and cons of straightforward? •it can be good because you know straight off the bar but it can also mess with people who have been thru stuff or are quiet or unsure and it could spook them 128. What do you consider “leading” someone on? •letting someone believe they have a chance when really they don’t 129. Are you the friendzoner or the friendzoned? •friendzoner130. What do you admire most about your friends? •their passion for their interests 131. What do you admire most about your family? •their humor 132. What is your opinion on “going with the flow?” •it’s a great concept how do you do it 133. Do you enjoy talking or listening? •listening 10/10134. When is it time to end a friendship? •when it is no longer benefiting you and making you question yourself 135. What is the worst excuse you’ve ever come up with? •my phone was just on the fritz tbh 136. If GPA didn’t matter, what courses would you have taken? •some AP history 137. What are your favorite baby names? •I love girls with “boy” names, so like Carter or something. I also love the game Jay or Alex or 138. When was the last time you had a deep conversation with someone? •today kinda 139. What instantly ruins a conversation? •no longer conversations but TELLUNG 140. Biggest turn ons and turn on offs. •check the anon tag tbh. Turn on: lip biting , apparently aggressiveness and teasing and hair pulling etc Turn offs: bad breath, weird talking 141. Biggest disappointment. •shit myMom did 142. Do you have any self-restraint? •yes143. When did you last do something outside of your comfort zone? •it’s been a while 144. Prized possession(s)? •idk that I have one tbh. 145. What is your opinion on second chances? •well I seem to give them out like candy so . But nah they can be worth it for sure 146. Text or call? •text unless you’re hunter then I don’t mind a good call 147. What do you like about the 21st century? •technological advancements 148. What advice would you give to yourself 5 years ago? •this sucks and I know you don’t like a whole bunch right now but this seriously will get better and you don’t have to believe everything you hear and you can learn to love yourself and you don’t need to let people manipulate you. 149. How organized are you? •very150. Favorite mode of transportation. •car for the naps but don’t mind planes these days

[skeletonwoman]

Show (MCU)

this is a part two to MAGIC because i didn’t like that i only included like 3 avengers also it’s hella awk if i missed some of them this time cause idk that’d be dumb, i thought i got them all. And while i doubt myself, i’m not going to check- instead i’ll just post this. 

“Two conditions.” Tony says loudly from behind you and you jerk, your forehead hitting the cupboard and you choke on a whimper. “Woah, are you okay, kid? Jesus.”

“Yep, fine.” You mumble, brushing off the moment with a sick expression and focusing on Tony.

“Okay…” He agrees dubiously before shaking his head and clearing his expression. “I’ve been hearing stories, so I have two conditions to your suddenly conditional job offer.”

“Conditional job offer? Excuse me?” You hiss and he rolls his eyes, giving you a bland look. Sighing, you stare at him dead eyed. He’s probably dealt with dozens of threatening women.

“You’re gonna put on a show for the group and you’re going to go on a mission with Natasha and the Super Soldier.” He orders and you blink at him, trying not to pout.

“My condtions for your conditions are that I need new equiptment if I’m putting on a show and that I am supplied with a completely new top hat for the mission. Doesn’t need to be huge, or anything.” You answer, raising your chin and Tony stifles a smile, like he’s trying to reserve judgement.

“Done.”

“Stop, Y/N! Send them back!” Bucky yelps, his feet tucked up beside him on the couch and you glance sideways at Natasha, who makes a small sweeping gesture. Keep going then.

Reaching down, you pull another small bunny from the top hat between your knees.

“Oh, this is definitely an Oliver, look at that nose patch.” You giggle, setting the small bunny on the floor to hop off and join the other twenty five you’d let loose.

“Stop, Christ!” Bucky shouts, sending a few bunnies bouncing worriedly and you shoot him a reprimanding look. Reaching down, you pull out another and smile at it, the little black eyes blinking at you.

“Hello, Eileen.” You mumble, staring at the bunny for a moment longer before turning to Natasha and holding out the entirely black furball.

“For you. To keep.” You mumble almost absently, your eyes glued to the hat and missing Natashas quizzical look.

“Uh…” She hums, taking the bunny from you and you reach down again, a giant fat rabbit in your hands.

“Jason Statham, of course. You’re late, sweetness.” You mumble, tucking the soft and calm bun against your chest and rising to your feet. Wordlessly, you navigate around the minefield of rabbits to kneel before Bucky, who cringes from the creature. “This is Jason Statham, he’s pleased to meet you.”

The rabbits little jaw works and Bucky stares with a look of sick fascination.

“You should pet him.” When Buckys lips part into a scowl you spear him with an almost blank stare. Gotta look prophetic and crazy. “He’ll bite if you don’t.”

I speak for the rabbits.

Quick as a flash, Buckys fingers tentatively stroke over the cloud soft fur and his expression melts a little. With a sudden jerk the rabbit leaps from your fingers and into Buckys lap, earning itself the high pitched squeak that escapes Buckys lips.

“Don’t move or he’ll bite.” You warn falsely, literally nothing but straight murder could make this rabbit bite right now. “Pet him, though. Or else.”

Bucky strokes the rabbit, white faced and with his eyes glued to its own beady little ones. As if they’ll hold clues to its next move. Idiot.

When Jason Stathams ears twitch Bucky jerks, gently shoving the rabbit off his lap and diving across the couch.

“What’s going on?” Steve asks from the doorway and you freeze, glancing between Natasha, Bucky and Steve.

“Here are a few tricks, just to prep you guys for the main event.” You shrug, grinning at the waiting audience of couches. Gesturing to the pot of empty soil before you, you prod holes in different parts of the dirt, wiggling your finger in each hole and trying to not squeal with excitement as the group oohs and ahhs at the flowers that appear.

“And next, I’ll pull a rabbit out of a hat.” You grin, your eyes drifting to Bucky of their own accord and watching as he twitches over the word rabbit. Flipping the hat a few times and showing them it’s emptiness, you set it on the table where the pot had been and reached in, your fingers enclosing on soft fur. Pulling, you hold up the puppy and listen to the shouts of delight.

“This is Cruella De Vil.” You explain, gesturing to its fluffy black and white fur (coat). The group laughs delightedly and Clint makes grabby hands for the puppy, to which you hand her over happily.

“Hey, little Crelly.” He coos, snuggling the dog to his chest and turning his attention back to you. Aw, aw.

“Conjure another dog, Witch, I wish to hold one.” Thor demands and you nod quickly, cheeks paling as you reach in and guide out the full grown cocker spaniel uncomfortably. Not so great at fitting through hats.

“This one is called…” You frown and cringe, before clearing your throat. “Dick Buttkiss.”

Bruce snorts a laugh and you can’t help the thousand shade blush that steals over your cheeks. It’s Bruce for goodness sake.

“Give me the dog, Witch.” Thor whines and you hand over the animal, not daring to correct him.

“Done with the animals yet?” Bucky groans and you swallow hard, not answering as you hurry back to the front and push out the big box.

“This looks good.” Tony mumbles, staring at his phone and you scrunch your nose but lift the lid all the same, pulling out the pile of ten swords.

“O-kay.” You grunt, hefting the weapons and dropping them unceremoniously onto the table, the clamour startling the dogs present. “Who wants to play killer?”

The group stares and you blink before sighing, your shoulder slumping.

“Fine.” You grumble, catching the door of the wardrobe with a wiggle of your fingers and flinging it open. “Hi Shania. Wanna be part of my magic show?”

“I- Uh- Are those-?” She stutters and you beam, nodding.

“Me too, but it hasn’t been announced yet. Look out this coming Thursday.” You grin, helping her from the cupboard. “So. The magic show.”

“Yeah? The magic show?” She answers and you try not to look at the tears streaking down her cheeks or her eyes as they dart to the Avengers.

“I need you to use these swords and stab me in the box. Not- Not in the box. I’ll get in that box and you stab the swords into that box. Not the… Not- Yeah.” You mumble, cringing at the expression she doesn’t even notice. Grinning and punching her shoulder lightly, you clamber into the box and gesture for her to close the lid.

“Ta-da!” You exclaim, arms in the air as you stand in the box and the group cheers, Shania sitting among them now, her eyes still red but all cried out now. You stand there a moment longer, posed, as their eyes drift from the blood covered swords to your entirely whole and unmarked clothes and body. “Sick, huh.”

“Fantastic work, Witch.” Thor cheers loudly and you blush, big, dumb, sexy oaf.

“Group selfie?” You ask, glancing pointedly at Shania and the group nods happily, Wanda skipping off to grab her selfie stick while Tony pulls out his phone.

“What’s the rule?”

“No names or pictures until Thursday after the announcement.” Shania answers readily and Thor picks her up in another hug that has her squealing and sighing.

“Thank you.” You smile, opening the cupboard door. Thor takes her hand and helps her up the small step and she’s biting her lip to hold back a smile as you close the door.

“Wait!” Steve shouted, skidding around the corner and you froze. Bounding toward you, he shoved his hand through the door and dropped a cloth something into Shanias hands before nodding and letting you close the door.

“Bye!” You call into the door before turning and leaning against the wood to stare at Steve.

“What’d you give her?” Tony asks, eyes narrowed and Steve hums, scratching his head.

“One of my shirts.” He shrugs awkwardly and you snort, the noise turning into a giggle. “She asked for one, then got really embarrassed, it was creepy brave of her to ask so I thought I’d just… I don’t know.”

“You’ve got a big heart.” Wanda observes and the laughter escapes the group like wind from a balloon. With screeching disappointment.

i don’t even know about this part but the sentences singular, the paragraphs singular make me happy. it’s just, as a whole, does it make me happy? idk also idc 

[battleust]

GOT  S7E6  REVIEW  (  AS  I  WATCHED  )  BELOW  : 

*  jorah  suggesting  jon  will  have  kids  ??  with  whomst  ,,,  *  i  had  forgotten  abt  gendry  having  leeches  stuck  on  him  ,  ew  .       *  arya  talkin  abt  her  dad  n  then  accusing  sansa  of  helping  the  lannisters  kill  ned  ???  did  she  not  remember  sansa’s  screams  when  her  father  was  being  murdered  ??  the  abuse  sansa  is  taking  is  gross  .  SHE  WAS  JUST  A  CHILD  .  SHE  WAS  SCARED  OMG  ARYA  CHILL  . even  cersei  didn’t  think  goffrey  would  kill  ned  ...  the  boy  was  sick  beyond  belief  .  *  “  you  wouldn’t  have  survived  what  i’ve  gone  through  ”  nooooo sansa *  “  gingers  are  beautiful  !!  ”  “  ah  ,  dick  !!  i  like  it.  ”  “  you’re  with  brienne  of  fucking  tarth  ??  ”  I’M  DYING  .  THIS  WHOLE  CONVERSATION .  *  this  guy  with  the  eyepatch  was  brought  back  6  times  .  i  forgot  abt  this  . *  jon’s  coat  looks  like  that  denim  patch  outfit  britney  spears  &  katy  perry  wore  to  the  AMA’S  .   *  it’s  enough  to  defend  the  people  that  can’t  defend  themselves  .  what  pures  .   *  “  i  suppose  he  stares  at  u ( dany )  longingly  because  he’s  hoping  for  a  war  alliance  !! ”  “ he’s  too  little  for  me !! ”  SORRY NOT  EVERYONE  IS  6′4″ LIKE  DROGO .  *  when  have  i  lost  my  temper  ??????  lol  girl  .   *  like  u  are  losing  your  temper  as  tyrion  speaks  to  u  about  succession  .  *  ok  shots  fired  abt  dorne  &  highgarden  .  *  THIS  BLIZZARD  FUCK  .  wht  is  that  .  a  polar  bear  ??  oh  no  are  those  spoliers  coming  true  .  it’s  a  wight  bear  .  who  just  died  ??? OMG  OMG OMG .  JON  MY  BABY  NO OMG WHO IS THAT  OMG  .  FUCK  BURN  THE  BEAR .  BURNNNNNNNN  OMG  OMG  OMG  OMG  OMG  WHY  AREN”T  THEY  USING  WEAPONS  MADE  OF  DRAGON  GLASS  .  IM  SO  SAD  RN  .   *  how  did  that  sword  stay  on  fire  .  who  is  the  other  guy  that  died  im  so  confused  i  can’t  see  shit  .   *  little  finger:  “  IDK  where  she  got  that  paper  !!  ”  u  liar  u  lil  bitch  i  hate  u .  it  disgusts  me  that  he  is  that  close  to  her  .  he  betrayed  the  shit  of  of  ned  .   *  wait  what  did  peytr  just  suggest  .   *  wights  terrify  me  idc  .  if  the  wildling  who  likes  brienne  and  dick  dies  ,  im  gonna  sue  .   * HHAHAHA THEY’RE  JUST  GONNA  RUN  IN  LIKE  THAT  .  OMG  JORHA  IS  DYING  .   *  BYE BYE HO YEAH FUCK U WIGHT WALKER KING  DUDE  .   how  is  one  alive  n  the  rest  are  all  dead  idgi  .  ew  lol  he  ripped  off  its  skin  .  it’s  calling  to  its  friends  i  am  freaking  out  they  aren’t  gonna  get  away  with  this  .   *  here  they  come  fuck  me  .  u  really  gonna  send  gendry  by  himself  without  a  hammer  ????  u  really  gonna  ask  dancy  for  help  first  ???  U  REALLY  GONNA  STAND  ON  ICE  WHILE  THEY  ALL  RUN  AT  YOU  I  AM  PEEING  MYSELF  .   *  IM   HAING  A  HEART  ATTACK  *  no no no put  him  out  of  his  misery  please   nooooooooooo  ok they  all  went  down  .  OM  FUCK  THEY’RE  CORNERED  .   *  poor  gendry  running  in  the  show  he’s  never  seen  before  .  running  by  himself  when  the  sun  is  setting  .  ok  he’s  at  the  wall  fuck  .  they’re  all  just  standing  there  until  the  water  freezes  ans  this  dead  dude  is  just  biting  at  his  head  sack  .  NO  GENDRY  GET  UP  BABE  OMG  NOOOOO .  ok  thank THE  gods  pls  save  him  .   *  aw  the  nice  guy  died  :((  at  least  he  died  from  the  cold  .  and  they  get  to  burn  him  so  he  doesn’t   turn  into  a  nastie  .  *  how  many  wight  walker  kings  are  up  there  lol  FIVE ??? HAHA FUCK . *  me  ,  nodding  my  head  and  sayin  “whats  up”  to  the  wights  staring  at  the  boys  .   *  brienne  is  smart  lol  .  leave  podrick  .  sansa  stop  u  do  need  to  be  watched  .  StOp . why  do  i  feel  like  sansa  just  sent  brienne  to  her  death  .   *  ugh  the  dragons  .  babies  .  dany  what  are  u  wearing  .  ugh  tyrion  worrying  about  dany  .  :((((  i  feel  sick  i  know  some  terrible  shit  is  about  to  go  down  :(((  *  oh  fuck  is  right  the  hound  u  stupid  asshole  they  didn’t  even  notice  that  the  ground  wasn’t  still  UNFROZEN  UNTIL  U  THREW  THE  DAMNED  ROCK  U  BITCH  .   *  *heavy  breathing* omg omg omg omg omg omg omg og omg omg omg GUYS  U  NEED  FIRE  WHAT  ARE  U  DOING  .  OMG  WHY  AR  YOUR  DRAGON  GLASS WEAPONS  SO  SMALL  .  NO N NO NO NO  THE  WILDLING  .  OMG  JOHN  .  NO  NO  NO  NOT  THE  WILDLING  NO  WATIT  IS  THAT  THE  HOUND  IDK IM  NOT  OKAY  NO NO  NO NO NO  IM  SUING  .  THE  WILDING   IS  BEING  EATEN  HE’S  BEING  DRAGGED  DOWN  THANK  U  THE  HOUND  U  DID  SOMETHING  RIGHT  FUCCKKKK .   WORK  TOGETHER  BOY S  !!!!!   *  NO  WHO  JUST  DIED  .  THIS  MUSIC  IS  SO  SAD  STOP  I  AM  SO  SAD   *  IM  SHAKING  .  jon  is  looking  around  like  this  is  it  :’’’’’(    *  FUCK  YEAH  IM  CRYING  OMG  I  AM  SOBBING  DRAGONS  BITCH  DRAGONS   *  DANY  BELIEVES  HIM  NOW  .   *  I  ALREADY  KNOW  a  dragon  dies  bc  i  saw  spoilers  I  dont  wanna  watch  this  .  FUCKKKK THEY’RE  GONNA  THROW  THAT  SPEAR  .  JON  U  GOTTA  G O  JON   .  JON  .  JONNY  BOY .  JON  .  NO  .  THE  DRAGON  NOOOOOOOOOOO *  IM  SOBBING  IM  CRYING  SO  MUCH  ...............  WHICH  ONE  WAS  THAT  STOP  THIS  .  NOT  ANOTHER  ONEE  .   JORAH  JORAH  OMG  HOLD  ON  DUDE  .  JON  JON  SAVE  JON  PLS  WHAT  ABOUT  JON  .  DANY  U  LEFT  JON  .   *  JON  OMG  THANK  FUCK  .  let  it  bw  known  that  i  love  jon  snow  .  no  stop  don’t  u  turn  around  u  mother  fuckers  .  U  DEAD  ASS  MOTHER  FUCKS  .   * he’s  so  cold  my  poor  baby  :(  IS  THAT  BENJEN  .  YEAHHHHHHH  BENJEN  .   *  ugh  benjen  is  gonna  die  :(  how  much  pain  u  gotta  put  jon  snow  through  !!!!  APPARENTLY  TONS  .   *  the  dragons  are  sad  : ((  what  is  dany  waiting  for  does  she  think  jon  is  gonna  come  around  ???  :)))))  WHY  AM  I  SUDDENLY  HAPPY  THAT  DANY  CARES  ABOUT  JON  THEY’RE  AUNT  N  NEPHEW  UGH   *  she  saw  the  scars  from  when  the  north  treated  him  like  julius  ceasar  .  NOW  SHE  KNOW  HE  REALLY  DID  GET  STABBED  IN  THE  HEART  .   *  sansa  found  arya’s  faces  .  is  she  threatening  HER  OWN  FUCKIN  SISTER  .  “ MY  FACES ”  U  PSYCHO  LEAVE  SANSA  ALONE  .  *  WHY  IN  JON’S  NAM E  IS  SHE BEING  SUCH  A  FREAK  . *  this  situation  sickens  and  pains  me  to  watch  .  SHE’S  PICKING  UP  A  KNIFE  TO  THREATEN  HER  SISTER  FUCK  THIS  .  FUCK  THAT  .  WHAT  IS  .....  .......  i’m  furious  .   *  surprise  ,  it’s  dany  at  your  bedside  .  HE  IS  SAYING  SORRY  FOR  HER  DRAGON   .  THEY’RE  HOLDING  HANDS  .  HE’S  SAYING  HE  WISHES  THEY’D  NEVER  GONE  .  why  are  u  telling  jon  that  the  only  children  ...  “we’ll  do  it  together”  DANY  HE  CALLED  HER  DANY  .  HE’S  GONNA  BEND  THE  FUCKIN  KNEE  .  YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  SHE  TAKES  HIS  HAND  BACK  FUCK  YEAH  .   *  SHE’S  CRYING  BECAUSE  SHE  TRUSTS  IN  JON  AND  HIS  PEOPLE  AND  KNOWS  HE  DIED  FOR  THEM  AND  HOW  GOOD  HE  IS  UGH  .   *  “  he’s  too  small  for  me  ”  my  ass  .   *  i  knew  this  part  was  coming  too  .  they’re  gonna  make  that  dragon  a  whight  .  WHAT  IF  the  dragon  becomes  a  wight  and  its  siblings  don’t  attack  it  ??  THIS  ISN’T  GOOD  .   *   i  need  the  next  episode  now  goodbye  .  i have  died  .  this  episode  was  so  fucking  good  .  best  show  .  

[0225pm]

sad bc no pictures today!!!! :( i didn't managed to snap any because of time constraints :(((((((((( anyway guess who finally get to meet her bb today? 😂 das right, me!!!!!! kind of a bummer bc i didn't expect that i'll actually get a shift on tuesday? i can't rmbr giving any shift for tuesday either but oh well i don't have a choice. but the feel to not go to work today was super strong though. if can, i wanted to skip work just to be able to spend more time with han but of course, i shouldn't be irresponsible just because i want to spend time with the love of my life. besides, it was already far too late to find a replacement + get an mc + i didn't wanna leave any more bad impression since their current impression of me is a little too close to borderline termination (ok it's just an exaggeration but ya idw to be a candidate for termination!!!!) ok so like i met han rly late, we only had about two hours to spend with each other before i start my shift and i was a tad bit grumpy because han sorta promised me meet me earlier today but i guess he was really tired or something. to the point that he even FORGOT that we're meeting early???? rly damn taik i want to punch him. i thought we can spend a little more time together today since we're always meeting during late afternoons but ughHh it was a botched. but i guess i should take 10% of the blame as well since i was about 15-20 mins late. honestly i was deciding what to wear and i was trying to dig out the company clothes from my narnia of a wardrobe (i own quite a fair bit of stuff from the company most of which i bought ages ago before i even started working for them but unfortunately, past seasons clothing pieces are not allowed even though they're bought from the company itself. i need more of their updated season clothing ughHhh). idk man i think i'm damn clingy or like what i heard han said, manja?? idk if there's a diff ah between those two words but?????? ok anyway then we went to have early dinner and i asked him what he wanted to eat and then he said "prata or smth" but when he came back to the table he was only carrying one plate and i got even grumpier bc i was like "then u not eating????" and then he's like "eating eating u makan abeh suap i pon we share" then i'm like??????? wtf i'm not eating alone???????? then he's like nO noooo i eat then i was like, is it u ate alr?????? then he just kept smiling that sheepish smile (the kinda smile that makes u wanna flick him bc u alr know the answer to ur own question) but ya apparently he alr ate chicken at home???? and i was like?????? and then we had a little mini argument bc he was being so passive aggressive about this person i added into ml squad and whom i followed on ig all lmaO so i decided like ok u know what i'm just gonna kick him outta the squad, unfriend and unfollow him ok and then he went all "noOoo i'm ok with it" but i still did it anyway bc idk i just can't stand his passive aggressiveness and then i asked him to honestly tell me???? if it bothers him and then he got all mad at me bc i kept asking and he alr said no but idk man deep down i still feel like a part of him wasn't feeling ok with it bc he raised the topic + even "joked" about how he's gonna do the same wtf idiot i want to puncH him but ok so i just decided to follow that feel i had and went ahead with what i've decided 😂 and then he ended up only taking a bite out of the plate of rice and i ate the rest of it. he complained that it was too spicy so he didn't want anymore (but lol i know it was just an excuse bc he's prolly too full) *rolls eyes* ok n then dayah told me that her class ended early so she was already at paya lebar but it was still a little early (we had about an hour or so to kill) so i asked her to come over to tamp instead and yes we were working the same shift today!!! i couldn't rly read han's expressions so idk if he actually mind or not the fact that i've just invited dayah over without asking him if it was ok but i guess he was ok w it??? bc he didn't seem to be showing any form of displeased during the whole journey to onekm. but u know what's the best thing of today? DAMN han actually waited for like me to end work today omg *cries tears of joy on the inside* and he hung around the store for a bit as well!!!! so i literally get to spend the whole day with him omg except i had to remain professional most of the time but ahHhhhh i love it!! just his presence alone makes my heart skip hehe (ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*) and then he tried on a couple pieces of clothing and fuckinG hell he i just can't deal w how good he looks in a plaid flannel man like doOoOdddd he looks foKin good so boyfriend look sia!!!!!!!! ok and then i was like i'm gonna buy this for u mi bb do u want it!!!! n he was like naaWww don't waste money i don't rly need it now but i was like????? fOK idc imma get it for u beb and he's like nooooo but he finally relented and was like ok fine fine hehe ok then fast forward ah to ending work time we had to tidy up everything then i asked him to help me put in the tags haahhaah and he rly did aiyo this boyo so qt i should pay him in kisses (alr did ;) heheeh) ok then he had to wait outside for me cus we officially close at 10 so he waited an hour for me omg fk i think his whole rs w me just consist of him mostly waiting for me sia hais but ok then U KNOW WHAT OR NOT WAH RLY DAMN SAD someone stole his recently bought clothing from the store wah damn dog istg if i catch that person i will ask him or her if she's rly that fokin poor to steal cb go work la!!!!!!! ok but then he said he dunno if he misplaced it then someone took it or smth but i was like???? even if u misplaced it that someone could have returned it to the lost and found area OR SMTH BUT NO THAT PERSON TOOK IT HOME WAH FK I WAS DAMN PANAS want to hurl abuse then i kinda took it out on the security guard lmaO sorry but idk la in the heat of the moment u know but money v precious now cannot anyhow throw. then after that we were walking to the bus stop n then han was like eh u suddenly so calm only and i was like ya i realized that nothing can be done even if i'm angry lol then he's like ya see this is why guys can handle things rationally unlike girls bc y'all let ur emotions take control of u (smth liddat ah idk) then i'm like????? ugh can't fight back bc it's true at least for me la. oh and the HAN PAID FOR THE TOPS ON HIS OWN ALSO OK like?? ok la one of it he wanted to buy for himself but the other one i meant to buy it for him omg like u know first pay gift (even tho its still about 6 more days till my first pay hahaha but since we're alr there then like advanced ah hehe) AND YA IDK LA JUST V ANGRY OK JUST NOW ok then we took the bus back and i asked him if i should get smth to eat then he's like "are u hungry?" and i was like nah just kinda wanna drink smth hahaahah and he was like lol?? bc i was alr holding onto a bottle of milk tea i bought before work. so we didn't get anything to eat or drink and then he sent me home!!!!!! oh and i also just started taking some fiber supplements today to help me with pooping regularly!!!!!! fuckin $70 for one box of 15 days fuck expensive but apparently to see any changes and rly have ur toxins in ur body rinse outta its intestines u gotta be on it for like 2-3 months at least wtf idk how long i must work to to pay for this expensive shit. and ya ofc i know i can just eat veggies but sorry fam ur girl isn't a fan of like 95% of veggies in the world ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ok gonna end this post abruptly bc im tired and this getting way tooooo long + it's alr 4:15am now hahahaahahha thank you bb!!!!! for waiting for me all the time and esp today bc u had to endure 4 hours of waiting for me to end work :') OH AND DID U KNOW!!! when he sent me home i was like sorry u had to wait for so long for me to end work :(((( then he's like "even if you don't have work i'll still wait for u" smth along that line la but hehe so cheesy so sweet this boy!!!! ok time to sleep goodnight!!!!!!! i love you ♥♥♥