#if not the best like cmon (definitely my fav)

[shawtysdelirium]

One of em has 190 methods to torture the other, while the other has thought about ways of killing him ever since they’ve met. If this ain’t love idk what is.

[elordilover]

Hellooo ✨️ Could you write a friends to lovers walker x reader where reader plays walker's love interest ? Like everyone in the cast can see they like each other but them, and they get jealous when other people show interest in each other? Thank youu ❤️‍🩹

yess! thank you so much for the request!

“just friends”

pairing: walker scobell x fem! reader

summary: you play walker’s love interest in the pjo series, but is your romance just for the cameras?

warnings: none, not proofread, sorry if this is like my other friends to lovers with walker, it’s my fav trope i can’t help myself 💀

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“cmon just talk to him, everyone can tell you guys like each other!” dior told you.

“yeah i like him but he doesn’t like me i promise, we’ve had this conversation a million times already!” you told her.

“okay but the way he looks at you says otherwise”, she said, trying to prove her point. “Y/N i promise he does, i’ll ask him today”

“wait don’t”, you said quickly grabbing her phone, “don’t ask him, then he’ll know that i like him!”

“that’s the whole point Y/N! we are trying to set you up”, she protested.

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meanwhile:

“dude she likes you i promise”, aryan told walker.

“she could have anyone else, she would never date me”, walker said.

“i promise, just talk to her about it. you guys hang out all the time, aren’t you guys hanging out tomorow? just ask her then”, aryan said while putting this plan into action.

“no. tomorrows too early, maybe after the press tour”

“promise?” aryan said while he stuck out his pinky.

“promise.” walker said while bringing out his pinky and sealing the promise.

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it was the day after you and dior had the conversation. you were with walker right now, laying on his bed and talking, randomly showing each other tiktoks. he felt like home.

walker turned his head to look at you, “are you ready for all the interviews?”

“kind of. i’m excited to wear cute outfits, but not excited for dumb questions”, being this close to him game you butterflies. you could see his light freckles and the light pink flush on his cheeks. his beautiful blue eyes shined in the sun. you were sure your cheeks were bright red.

“same, im excited to be back with everyone though” he said while looking right into your eyes.

“same!!”, you said excitingly, “i can’t wait to see aryan again he’s so funny”, you said.

“yeah…. he is”, walker replied seeming more distant, you didn’t know why though. he kind of seemed jealous because you mentioned aryan.

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it was the first day of the press tour, it was the pjo series premier. you got dressed with leah and dior in your hotel room, there was also hairdressers and stylists with you. you were wearing a beautiful blue gown, with lace sleeves. leah was wearing a beautiful gold and blue gown.

you guys met up with the guys before walking the carpet for interviews, walker was wearing a deep navy suit. it complemented his eyes so well. he looked beautiful.

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“how did your relationships grow during filming?”, the interviewer asked, she had long beautiful blond hair with a gold dress.

“yeah i definitely grew closer to everyone during filming, especially walker and aryan, since i was filming with them all the time. i consider them my best friends now, they are the funniest people ive ever met. and ive met the coolest people through filming this show”, you replied reminiscing on your filming experience.

“amazing. what was your favorite scene to film?”, she asked noticing how you kept looking toward the left, where walker was being interviewed.

“ummmmm”, you said trying to find and answer. you looked over to walker to find a familiar face. you saw the lights hit his face in a way that he looked magical. you could stare at that face forever. he turned his head and looked at you, your cheeks heated up immediately as he waved to you.

“my favorite scene to film was probably a scene in the last episode. i can’t spoil anything but it was definitely my favorite to film, you’ll guys will see soon!!”

“niceeee well we will let you go! you look beautiful tonight Y/N!”

“thank you! you do too!” you replied.

you walked to the left and walked past walker.

“Y/N!” he called out to you, “come here” you walked back over to him and he stretched out his arms to hug you.

“hey Y/N” the interviewer said, “there’s one question i’ve been dying to ask you both”

“hi! what is it?” you said as walker also said “okay, ask away”

“okay, are you guys sure there’s nothing going on backstage with you guys?” he asked.

“oh um”, you said nervously, you didn’t know what to answer, so you let walker,

“no, there’s not. we are best friends tho! but yeah we keep the romance on screen” walker answers while you nodded to his answer.

even though you guys weren’t dating, that hurt for him to say. it shouldn’t, but it does. you felt betrayed. there was really no reason for feeling this way.

“but are you sure you are “just friends”’ he asked again.

“we are sure, i promise”, you answered to give walker a break.

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it was a couple days after the premier, you till replayed walker looking at you and hugging you in your mind. you and the younger kids of the cast were hanging out.

“oh my god”, dior said while she was scrolling through her phone.

“what”, you all said in unison.

“i’m gonna send it, y’all have to see this”, she replied.

you picked up your phone and watched the tiktok she sent all of you. it was a tiktok using the clips from the premier shipping you and walker. your cheeks immediately flushed and you looked over at walker. his cheeks grew a light pink and he gave you an upside down smile.

“stop it right now”, aryan said while slightly laughing.

“i mean it’s a good ship”, walker said quietly while shrugging his shoulders.

“i mean yeah it is”, you agreed as you liked the video and saved it.

“i see these all the time, y’all are cute”, dior said while smiling ear to ear.

“they are!!” aryan agreed.

you looked over at walker and noticed how red his cheeks were, yours were too. maybe he did like you all this time….

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thank you for reading! feedback is appreciated!

*i will most likely write a part 2 for this so send in ideas for it!!*

🎀🪩🪞🛋️💌🖇️🥿🐞🌺🌎🫧🥒🫐🍦🥄🎱🩰

[taraprince]

the nsfw abcs are so good 😩 can u do one for mello please 🙏

❗️nsfw warning❗️

OFC I CAN 🤭🤭 i’m so glad you like them <33

// GN reader, might mention pussy once it twice i don’t remember//

MELLO NSFW ABCS ~

A (aftercare) - mello isnt exactly the greatest at showing affection, but he tries his best to assure your comfort after sex, especially because he knows he can be rough sometimes all the time

B (bottom or top) - hes happy with anything as long as hes getting laid. If you wanna ride him, then be his guest. If you want him to tower over you while he fucks you stupid, hes fine with that too.

C (cum) - most of the time, he tries to pull out before he cums; however if you ask him to cum inside you he’ll obey without hesitation. He doesnt like wearing a condom, he wants to feel your heat right up against him, but he’ll do so if you ask him to <3 oh my god hes so pretty when he cums, shouting your name as his stomach flexes and his hair falls in front of his face ahhh.

D (dress up) - he doesnt mind dressing up for you, but he goes absolutely feral when you dress up for him. If There's anything that gets him hard fast, its you straddling his lap in a skimpy lace set he got for you that points out your curves so beautifully.

E (experience) - though he's a god at what he does, he actually doesn't have a lot of experience. Once he got out of Wammys, he never really got with another person before, making you his first time (which just makes his love for you even stronger)

F (fav position) - he loves loves lovessss having you ride him. He adores how prettily your thighs and chest bounce as you try to take all of him inside you. It drives him insane when he sees how your face contorts so lewdly before you cum all over him. “Cmon, you can take all of me, yeah? I know you can, just a little lower~”

G (goofy) - he’s pretty focused and serious during sex, and youll never really find yourself laughing; however sometimes he purposefully uses cheesy pick up lines when the tension is thick and you cant help but giggle a little.

H (hair) - he has a little bit of stubble down there, but he tried to keep it maintained. He doesnt really care a lot, he just wants to keep himself presentable for you. He doesnt mind what you do, if you dont want to shave then thats fine by him. Sex is sex, whether theres hair or not.

I (intimacy) - hes a bit more rough than passionate, but he does know how to make the knot in your stomach twist and turn. Every so often, when you two are having sex he’ll slow down and tell you how much he really loves you and how much he loves seeing you stuffed with his fat cock

J (jack off) - oh my god constantly. As much as he wants to take him time with you and do unspeakable things, hes just so busy with kira and near on his back all the time, so he doesnt have a lot of free time. He often resorts to pleasuring himself to the thought of how pretty and tight you are for him.

K (kink) - besides constant praise (and a hint of degradation if your needy), hes pretty vanilla. Hes definitely covered you in chocolate and licked it off you a few times, but thats only on special occasions. If he ever walked in on you with your hands tied behind your back (dont ask how its possible ok let me dream) and presented so openly for him, he’d go wild, losing almost all of his self control.

L (location) - if you want to fuck him, it doesnt matter where you two are, he’ll do it. His personal favorite out of all the places you two have done it at is on his couch at work. He loves the rush it gives him thinking of one of his dear coworkers walking in and seeing how good you can be for him and only him.

M (massage) - since he cant always be intimate with you, he often gives you massages because thats close enough, right? He really goes crazy for any type of skin to skin touch you two have because hes a man whore

N (no) - he seen and done it all really, or it feels that way at least. He cant really think of anything he wouldnt do; as long as your happy hes happy. He knows he doesnt show it very well, but he really does care a lot about you.

O (oral) - god he loves it when you sit on his face. The feeling of your plush thighs squishing his face can just make him cum over and over, but he keeps his composure so he can enjoy it a bit longer. Hes also such a fucking whore for you when you give him head. Bucking his hips, gripping your hair tightly, telling you over and over how fucking amazing your mouth feels around him. You two have for sure 69d on multiple occasions.

P (pace) - he adores roughly pounding into you (or guiding your hips quickly up and down), seeing your face twist and mewl at how good his dick feels. If you ask him to slow down, he’ll just go faster until you cum and your body goes limp.

Q (quickie) - lovess them. Yes, he loves being able to fully worship your body properly, but he just doesnt have time. he often has you against the wall of his office, rattling the wall with how hard hes rutting into you.

R (risk) - all for it 100%. Though he very protective of you, he loves the idea of fucking you silly in public with the high chance that someone could see or hear. Hes for sure fingered you in a restaurant before, and he had to remind you to keep quiet before someone heard you moaning like such a slut. “Fuck, your so loud and im only using my fingers. If your good and keep quiet for me, when we get home i’ll give you more. Sound good~?”

S (stamina) - he usually lasts about 3-4 rounds. Hes a tough man, but you make him weak in his knees when you open up so willingly for him, just begging him to ruin you from the inside out.

T (toys) - he owns a pair of handcuffs, a vibrater, and probably a ball gag. He thinks you look like a sexy fucking god/goddess when he uses his toys on you, with you squirming and mewling under him while he fucks you silly with just a few pieces of plastic and rubber.

U (unfair) - he’ll tease you with his words constantly, but once you two are in bed he cant help but just tear you apart, no time to mess around. “I see you over there getting off to my voice, rubbing your pretty thighs together. Why dont you just come over here and spread them open for me to play with, hm~?”

V (volume) - hes loud and proud. He almost WANTS people to hear how good hes getting it. He whimpers and moans when he cums, groans and mewls when you take control over his tired body (his sounds alone could make you cum over and over, and he knows it)

W (wild card) - mellos kind of a secluded guy, and as much as you think you know everything about him, theres always gonna be something that hes keeping secret. Which is exactly why it surprised you when he subtly mentioned his desire to be covered in hickies and love bites. Of course, he got what he wanted (and you may have escaped with 1 or 2 or 5 of his own marks across your body)

X (xray) - hes pretty average length, about 8, maybe 8.5 inches, but he still manages to drive you absolutely feral with the way he fucks you.

Y (yearning) - hes a raging manwhore and nothing anyone says can change my mind about that. Your always on his mind, your pretty lips both of them,your plush thighs that feel like cotton candy in his hands; he can daydream forever. You two usually have full on sex (not counting quickies) about 3-4 times a week.

Z (zzz) - hes out quick when you two are finished. Hes tired after a long few hours of countless orgasms <3

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AN: AH i love doing these sm 🤭 can you tell i went with a theme on this one🙏 THX FOR THE ASK I RLY APPRECIATE IT💍💍💍🫶🫶🫶

[sunflowersonatas]

sunny's boo thangs of the month (aka who I'll write for)

hi again! i realized in my intro post that I never really explicitly stated who I'll write for, so I wanted to do that! this is a current list of the men I'm obsessed with, if you share any of these please message me!! i love to share my crazies with people <3

and my requests are also open if anyone had anything they'd like to see, I don't really have strict guidelines yet but I'll write fluff, smut and everything in between with no shame! feel free to message me <3333

PETER PARKER

i would literally DIE for andrew garfield's peter parker, I'm admittedly not the biggest mcu fan but these movies with him have a special place in my heart. i also want to credit my most favorite peter parker writer on this site @webslingingslasher for getting me so addicted, definitely check out all of their writing!!

JAMES POTTER

specifically atj fancast... whew. he's the golden retriever bf I've always wanted, I especially love the common trope w childhood best friends to lovers, some other writers on here have done that and I'm obsessed! i would also write for remus and sirius if anyone requested, but this man is def my favorite from hp universe

SPENCER REID

my literal baby boy boyfriend omg look at him!!! also i think i'm generally very outgoing so I'm more attracted to the shy nerdy boy, I only put one pic w his glasses but... his glasses. cmon. how can you not love him? one of my fav spencer writers is @reiderwriter, pls go read her stuff too (one or two of them may have been requested by me hehe) I WILL ALSO WRITE FOR AARON IF THERE'S AN AUDIENCE FOR THAT!!! he's so scrumptious too MWAH

i think that about sums it up for me, I can't think of any other show or movie that I know well enough to write for haha, if you have a request idea and you're not sure please send it to me anyway!! i really want to write, I just have a hard time coming up with ideas, my inbox is open :)

-sunny ☀️🌻

[m0osical]

ok I need to expand upon this 'everyone except huntlow themselves knows their dating' thing because that's literally my fav trope EVER

I can just imagine that after everything is safe and they've defeated Belos and the Collector is put away that the two become even more close than they already are. And listen. I'm all for stuttering, blushy Hunter (let the poor boy have an awkward teenage crush) but I'm also so for the idea that while that never fully goes away he also has tons of moments with Willow where the two are as comfortable and banter like they are each other's bestest friends. Like they text when they don't see each other ALL THE TIME now, and Hunter has been put into enough situations with Willow alone both out choice and because he's best friends with a group of romantic shippers, that he's not as much of a mess around her, and gets confident in flirting back.

Here's the catch.

After one particular flirting session between the two, ending with them bumping each other with their elbows and then holding hands like it's just a thing they've always done, their other friends are like "yup that's it. they got together, finally. THANK TITAN."

And of course Luz brings it up casually while everyone's hanging out one day.

Hunter mentions going somewhere with Willow the next day, and he asks if the others want to come along, Willow nodding in agreement.

Luz shakes her head, "Noooo I won't interupt your date with each other. I'm starting to learn what you guys felt like with Amity and I."

Gus snorts, "Yeah how do you think I feel? I have to experience it twice."

Luz pats his shoulder in sympathy and by this point Hunter and Willow have both gone bright red.

"A date?! I mean like, yeah, between friends cuz that's what we are, uh, yeah, like good friends you know-" Hunter sputters.

The poor boy just gets more red, and Luz is just. so confused.

"You've been dating for...Oh My Titan. You guys have to be pulling my leg right now."

"I'm not even touching your leg Luz!"

"It's a figure of- Oh nevermind" Luz runs her hands down her face. "I just, I have a question then."

Gus and Amity at this point are seconds away from falling over laughing because seriously HOW could this be happening.

"Are you guys like, together?"

Hunter sputters and Willow finally speaks to save the poor dude from suffering, "No? I mean- Not that I wouldn't- nevermind- just, where did you get that impression?"

Okay so she might've saved Hunter from embarrassment but definitely not herself. Luz just gives her a look like 'be fucking fr' and gestures to the both of them like, "Look at you guys" because of course the two of them are sitting as close as possible, legs tangled with each other and literally 30 minutes ago Hunter's head was in her lap and she was braiding flowers into his hair.

And of course the two of them are like *shrug* "We're just really close friends haha" and Luz has to contain her screams of frustration because CMON. SHE THOUGHT THE PINING WAS OVER. (slowburns are no fun in real life apparently).

Anyway after all that it takes another two weeks for the two of them to go "Wait fuck. We are basically dating aren't we." and both of them go to ask each other out and then just for fun they fuck with the others and pretend like they're still in denial. Because huntlow are girlbosses. (They tell the rest of the gang after about 30 mins. Luz almost got up and left at the continued denial and they both felt a little bad.)

[kazakhkhanateandzeraora1]

(TPOT 9)

(About teardrop) Honestly, I don't think TD deserved to go, sure she sacrificed herself for everyone else just so she could be seen as nice to everyone, you will be missed TD.

(Who I voted to save) price tag, why you may ask? Well PT definitely tried getting rid of pillow so their team wouldn't lose and honestly, that puts her from being a worse naily to actually doing something significant which puts her from #51 on my list to #36, ik not much but still.

(About just not's elimination) I genuinely think pillow should be eliminated next episode, I mean like cmon pillow seriously? You caused your own team to lose and you knew it, if it was vote to eliminate then oh my god would I be voting pillow, she went from my top 7 fav to just this?

(About the elimination place) well pie did say "so, do I get to rejoin?" Which means next episode is probably gonna be 2 rejoins which if I'm right I think it's gonna be remote and TD, but maybe it will lead from there to the EXIT which would indicate an exitor also rejoining

(About the exit) I have the theory of all the algebraliens living in one singular space in that specific room that pencil David and bracelety went into, just a theory though, and when all the characters meet up then pencil and bracelety would tell the others about that, and David would spit facts about "Aw seriously?"

(In conclusion) TPOT 9 was the best episode ever and I wish there were more like it in other object shows but it definitely has some flaws.

[deripmaver]

1, 2 and 3 for the Black Swordsman Girlies (Casca, Farnese, Schierke and Ivalera)

UR SO RITE OP

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

Casca

I LOVE HERRRRRR. lmfao literally where do i begin she's my pookie. my babygirl. my sad little meow meow. the saddest girl in the entire world. a cautionary tale against being heterosexual. underutilized and undervalued by both the narrative and the fandom. THEE victim of yaoi. struggling so hard to just be happy. ever enduring. trying so hard to heal <333333

Farnese

love her!!! her character development was AMAZING, going from miserable and clinging to false gods to fighting for a cause greater than herself. her backstory is genuinely heartbreaking, but then it's wonderful how she overcomes it. plus her relationship with casca is just so tender and sweet, its honestly one of the best parts of the entire series for me.

Schierke

BABY GIRLLLLL i love her so much too!!!! she's just such a sweetie, she brings a bit of lightness to the series that we desperately need LOL. shes just a delight

Ivalera

LOL she's fine. I don't dislike her don't get me wrong!!!! and her design is awesome, but there isn't a whole lot to her at the moment.

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

Casca

LITERALLY EVERYTHING!!!! well not everything. not That One Thing. u kno LOL. her heart and love for the hawks is just so beautiful, her enduring spirit even through the worst hardships, and how competent as a leader she is. UGH im going to cry. also i know post-eclipse casca isn't really anyone's favorite and like, i get it LOL but also one thing i love love LOVE about berserk is the supportive relationships between women, so seeing the way women really nurture and take care of casca throughout conviction arc and beyond is one of my fav things!!

Farnese

Again just her incredible character development, the way she's written is just so heartbreaking once you get the chapters about her family life. She starts off as selfish and insecure and very much not likeable LOL but as you keep watching you see her grow and change. She's flawed in such a realistic way imo but by forging these real, genuine connections she becomes a better person herself. It's rlly emblematic of the themes of berserk

Schierke

She's so fricken OP LOL. The scenes of her calling up the water spirit and calling up the death god are SO cool. It was honestly awesome to see a woman take part in the "fighting" again (i mean for a given definition of fighting). Like she's just this teeny cute lil witch but she's genuinely one of the most powerful characters in the series!!

Ivalera

HAHA again kind of a lame answer to end off but i really really love her design, it's just so pretty

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

Casca

take a wild fuckin guess LOL. no ok yeah nothing shocking here but just HOW LONG she was totally out of commission post eclipse, and ofc how explicit the actual eclipse panels were. yuck

Farnese

Why does her being nice and fulfilled now mean she's gotta stop being a kinky bitch????? She can be a sweet lady and also a freak smh

Schierke

Ehhhhhhhhh honestly???? She's great but I think she'd be better if she had just a bit more depth, she's a bit one-note atm. Though it's a great note LOL

Ivalera

Why does she keep making jokes about Schierke having the hots for Guts. cmon

[totallysora]

Mean Girls (Movie)

Ok so Icl I haven’t actually watched the movie 😭 (and tbh I don’t plan on it) HOWEVER, when the soundtrack first came out I decided to listen through it 🥰 and I decided to take notes (cuz ofc I did 😔) I haven’t listened to the soundtrack since, so these are literally just from one listen through of each song 😭 ANYWAYS HERE’S THE NOTES ‼️

Soundtrack - 1st Listen through

IT WAS LIKE SO EW??? Ok so basically cautionary tale wasn’t even like that bad but their voices just don’t blend together properly and the end note is just not it 😭 

THEY REPLACED IT ROARS AND THE SONG WAS JUST SO BAD?? Like yea I get it its an ok song but the change in tone compared to it roars makes it sound rlly bad 😕

Meet the plastics is like candy store to heathers, it may not be ur fav (or in meet the plastics case the best) but its basically the most Iconic so why in the everlasting fuck have u made it just reginas part?? And it sounds like world burn as well which is annoying cuz it’s originally an upbeat song 😔 (especially since they made most of the songs pop but then changed this one??) like cmon if it’s gonna be in the movie don’t fuck it up and just do it properly man 😭 

Stupid with love is also one I tend to skip but they changed it??? Like gurl u were definitely not filled with calculust 💀 I honestly will never understand why they decided to change it 😭 it wasn’t good at all (although cady kinda did get her redemption moment Ig with I see stars cuz it wasn’t like,,the worst 🤷‍♀️) 

Apex predator was actually like,,not bad lmao They gave damian cadys verse which honestly I’m ok with cuz they cut both of his solo songs anyways so 🤷‍♀️

I usually skip whats wrong with me abyways so I don’t have much to say abt it but she sounded rlly good like why tf didn’t she sing more huh 🤨 Like I get yall cut all of the reprises but cmon she was actually ok

Sexy was um,,ok (it was not 😔) I mean she can sing but it just doesn’t sound right like,,at all ad the way she sings everything is a lil 😨 Sexy is also such an iconic song so I really don’t think they should’ve put it in if they weren’t gonna do it right yk

Someone gets hurt was actually a redemption moment cuz it was good 🥰 I prefer if over world burn in this case cuz it actually doesn’t sound bad 😭 which is actually crazy cuz world burn is usually like,,the best song on the soundtrack so how tf??

REVENGE PARTY, HOW DO U FUCK IT UP?? Like they added an extra verse in but the lyrics were so bad 😭 ALSO SO HELP ME IF THE SPEAKING PARTS THAT AREN’T IN THE RECORDING ARENT IN THE MOVIE EITHER I AM WALKING OUT OF THE CINEMA (I still haven’t watched it so Idk if they are in the movie but if they aren’t then what the actual fuck). It was so like,,flat too 😕 Honestly most of the songs that shouldn’t have been were but especially revenge party 😭 LIKE THE BIT WHERE THEYRE TALKING ABT CADY GETTING WITH AARON IS SO BAD 😭 Tf u mean “yes bitch” it’s supposed to be “yas cady” get it right u stupid whores 🤨. ALSO THE WHOLE CANDY CANE BIT IS SO BAD?? LIKE WHY IS IT SO FLAT WHERES THE YELLING THAT WHOLE BIT IS JUST NOT IT LIKE UGH 😭

World burn disappointed me sm 😕 like cmon renee u were on broadway u sound so good live do taylor justice bro 😭 like yea she can sing but this was just not it  AND THE BG VOCALS?? LIKE WHAT WAS THAT 😨 also they couldn’t even risk calling Janis a slur like ur all pussies 😕 (for legal reasons this is a joke, I asked a few of my friends who r lesbians and they agreed and said this was ok so pls don’t cancel me 🥰) ACTUALLY THATS THE WAY WITH A LOT OF THE LYRICS 😭 LIKE IN MEET THE PLASTICS THEY CHANGED “I NEVER WEIGH MORE THAN 115” TO “THAT FILTER LOOKS JUST LIKE ME” (or smth like that I can’t remember 😭) LIKE WHY IS EVERYONE SO SOFT UR ALL PUSSIES STOP CHANGING THE LYRICS 😕

I’d rather be me is also a song I don’t rlly listen to that much cuz honestly I cba sometimes but the chick playing Janis definitely redeemed herself cuz it wasn’t that bad tbh (considering she like,,literally is mf moana I would hope she is ok so 💀)

I see stars once again is one I tend to skip (also cuz I cba) but cady also kinds got her redemption moment cuz it was ok Ig lmao, deffo better than stupid with love and proved that the girl playing cady doesn’t completely suck ass

Whatever the fuck Renee did for the last song with mts is just a lil weird tbh like there was no need 😭

[the-gene-mile]

Going around asking some bb blogs but

Do you got a favorite end credits scene? :3

OH TYSM FOR ASKING there r a lot of them i rly love but here's a top 5 (ordered but not definite if that makes sense?) this post got long sorry

s9e12 the helen hunt - THIS ONE IS SO CUTE i love when they let bob dance in the end credits and i also love gene + bob moments bc we don't rly get those. and the way everyone gets involved?? perfection. love it. absolute peak

s12e11 touch of eval(uations) - probably my favourite in terms of music? especially since we barely get to hear calvin sing. also boblin dancing?? oh my god just look at them?? it's so good i love it

s13e13 stop! or my mom will sleuth! - gene and tina episode believers (me) will be so starved for content of just these two they'll cling to these end credits for their life

s9e15 the fresh princ-ipal - it's pesto in my pants cmon it's such a good song for no reason

s4e2 fort night - there r SO many cute details in this. andy and ollie sharing and louise making tina trade then feeling bad about it r personal favs

s10e15 yurty rotten scoundrels would be here too but i can't for the life of me find it uploaded anywhere. but i rly love the visuals in this one i love seeing them get creative w it. honestly probably a v close second favourite. sucks i couldn't find it uploaded anywhere (and my laptop is a BABY and doesn't like recording things. idk why so i can't even get the video myself)(i'm assuming bc the actual episode is v mid no one rewatches the episode enough to actually remember the credits)

also honourable mentions under the cut (there's a lot. like 45 episodes a lot. i got carried away and i really like the end credits leave me alone)

sorry for any overlays on the videos. i'm assuming it's so the uploader could avoid copyright atp this list is just a personal catalogue. idk how it got so long i think i blacked out for 3 hours while writing this

s2e1 the belchies - i have no idea why jjr is animated so well here?? s2e4 burgerboss - i just rly like the music s2e6 dr yap - probably the funniest end credits for me? it's definitely up there

s3e21 boyz 4 now - louise is just a girl god don't talk to me

s4e6 purple rain-union - this one's only here bc i rly like how gene and jen help louise onto the stage s4e9 slumber party - one of my fav episodes i kinda have to put it here

s5e19 housetrap - why they don't let larry murphy sing more often is beyond me s5e21 the oeder games - i mean cmon it's the oeder games

s6e3 the hauntening - it's just cute s6e7 the gene and courtney show - courtney mentioned s6e19 glued, where's my bob? - it's bad stuff happens in the bathroom. i can't leave it out

s7e8 ex machtina - tinimmy mentioned (in all seriousness jjr is animated v well in this sequence) s7e16 eggs for days - teddy and linda singing god bless s7e18 the laser-inth - BOB AND GENE MOMENT (also one of my fav episodes so it goes on here bc i'm biased)

s8e1 brunchsquatch - idc what anyone says i love this episode and i love that they made it (i do wonder if any of the ppl included r still actively in the fandom) s8e4 sit me baby one more time - one of tina's best songs tbh s8e5 thanks-hoarding - teddy and lin singing 10/10 s8e14 the trouble with doubles - good song and louise and gene r rly cute s8e21 something old, something new, something bob caters for you - same as 0619 it's such a good song i can't just leave it out

s9e6 bobby drive - such a good song?? s9e7 i bob your pardon - another banger song s9e9 UFO no you didn't - we need to see susmita more s9e17 what about blob? - this song is so good the in universe characters don't get it s9e22 yes without my zeke - i love when they experiment with the art direction

(there's a lack of s10 and s11 end credits uploaded to yt which SUCKS bc i rly like a lot of them so uh. use ur imagination) s10e3 motor, she boat - gene fnaf jumpscare at the beginning but god i love louise's ears squashing down under hat 😭😭 s10e11 drumforgiven - gene is just so happy in this sequence god don't talk to me s10e14 wag the song - one of the only times jjr sings the end credits song afaik? also love the limited colours s10e21 local she-ro - cute linda and tina sequence s10e22 prank you for being a friend - rudy is so happy here look at him

s11e1 dream a little bob of bob - TINA AND BOB MOMENT!! s11e4 heartbreak hotel-oween - the way gene and louise peak out of the costume's window is rly cute s11e6 bob belcher and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad kids - good song s11e11 romancing the beef - cute boblin moment s11e12 gift card or card trying - BABY BELCHERS

s12e3 the pumpkinening - gene seeing lin and gayle dancing then going to join them is just rly cute to me s12e4 driving big dummy - yk the drill by now, if larry murphy sings it goes on the list s12e7 loft in bedslation - v cute sequence; when they both fall asleep while making it >> s12e13 frigate me knot - so catchy for no reason?? s12e21 eighth grade runner - u know i love some creative end credits

s13e5 so you stink you can dance - the lyrics r so cute?? also jjr looks rly good in black he should wear it more s13e6 apple gore-chard! (but not gory) - louise and jessica r just kids god i love this sequence a lot (louisica bias) s13e8 putts-giving - the only way i can describe why i love this so much is that it itches a scratch in my brain i didn't know was there s13e14 these boots are made for stalking - love when they let bob dance in the end credits s13e16 what a (april) fool believes - this song is so gay for no reason "you've got the chain i yearn to yank" dude fuck off s13e22 amelia - come ON it's AMELIA it has to go on the list

s14e5 bully-ieve it or not - definitely recency bias but i rly like the song

[the-cannibal]

hiya again! i would like to request a matchup, specifically for scream i'm CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH IT!! i'm bisexual so i'm ok getting matched up with male or female. i can be a little awkward and shy when i'm around strangers, mostly because i don't know what to say and i don't want to make a fool out of myself. if you stick around long enough that awkwardness and shyness goes away and i act like my true self. i'm always there for my loved ones and if they ever need help with something or need advice or to rant, i'm there to help or to listen! i usually comfort people by making them laugh or if they need a hug i'll give them one! i'm a pretty funny girl if i do say so myself 😎 i love coming up with cute and silly nicknames for my loved ones and they're more than welcomed to give me one back! as for affection, i usually go with my partner wants. if they're not that affectionate that's ok with me, but if they're super affectionate i try to be the same. i'm a laid-back person and i like to mind my own business most of the time, so i'd hate to get into fights or into confrontations, but if it's to defend my loved ones then i'll beat your ass. but if i get into a really bad argument with a friend or something i might start crying and that's just SOOOO embarrassing, because like why am i crying????? my top hobby is listening to music, i just love music there's a song for everything, so when i'm upset or mad i usually listen to music and that helps me. my fav genres are rock (oasis, blur, red hot chili peppers my beloveds <3), pop, kpop and mexican music. i'm definitely the type make playlists for my friends and partner with songs that remind me of them. i also like reading and looking for movies that i haven't watched and seem interesting. when it comes to horror movies i prefer to watch it with someone since i get easily scared but i still keep watching lmao. a horror movie i refuse to watch is chucky because he just seems so scary 😭😭 and i've had a nightmare about a possessed doll before so no thank youuu. i'm 5'5 and i kinda resemble a rabbit because of my teeth and cheeks. i think this is getting too long, so i stop right here. thank you in advance lovely ♡

YOUR SCREAM OBSESSION IS SO VALID ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIES OMG

I was stuck between two characters to match you up with because omg they both would be so good with you!

But I ended up pairing you with…

Billy Loomis!

Someone to listen to him, comfort him, and offer advice is honestly exactly what this boy needs (plus some therapy bUT HEYYYY ITS FINEEEE-)

This boy would adore your silly little jokes. I mean cmon his best friend is Stu, so don’t be afraid to make some dumb jokes! He might make some back at you (but he honestly prefers to listen to yours rather than tell his own)

He is mixed on nicknames. On one hand he loves it when you call him your baby, love, honey, whatever. He sees it as you showing your love to him! On the other hand he gets very confused when you call him your “little meow meow” or “baby girl”… but I mean he won’t stop you. Not because he finds it funny and likes it or anything… he does

He isn’t the most affectionate person in public. The most he would do would be simple stuff such as hand holding, wrapping an arm around each other, or having you sit on his lap. So the fact that you respect that means so much to him :) but in private this boy is a clingy koala so be prepared for that

You two definitely have gotten into spitting matches with other people because y’all are so passionate in defending each other. That chill laid back personality you have MELTS -away for your man and it gets him SWOONING

And of course he is there to comfort you, wipe your tears away, and praise you while rocking back and forth and pressing gentle kissing on your shoulders

Oh as soon as you mention you like horror and prefer to watch it with someone he has made it an unofficial rule that HE is the one you watch them with. Bro is a bit dramatic and if you watch them with someone else he is lowkey kinda hurt. (But don’t worry he isn’t actually mad or anything, he’s just a baby, BUT WE LOVE HIM)

Be prepared for him to sneak up and startle you when he finds out horror can easily scare you.

But also be prepared for him to hold you and whisper comforting words when you have nightmares. Big strong Billy won’t let anything or anyone hurt you.

[readyandnot]

ASHHHHHHHH MY LOVE <333

early access thoughts :))

(spoilers under the cut)

ashhhhh i missed you so much!!!

FIRST OF ALL CANON DOUBLE DATES I LOVE IT

noooo poor milo with a fever :(( at least he has sweetheart to care for him <3

GOD DAMMIT QUINN RLLY BE RUINING EVERYTHING

i already have outfits in mind for asher and babe AND THEY DEF LOOK ATTRACTIVE

ash a date night home is more than enough <3

“i got this! leave it to me!” he’s so fucking cute

“it’s the orange string lights from halloween” …👀

we don’t talk about halloween asher.

setting up lights>finding a candle lmao i love him

i also do not prefer scented candles because they’re so strong so thank you asher lmao

“oh this spaghetti tastes like vanilla sugar! mmmm how’d you know that’s my favorite?” omg ash-

GOD HE’S SUCH A GENTLEMAN

m’mate- i’m fucking dead-

“service w/ a smile and an occasional kiss. only for our special customers, you, are very, special to me. and you look amazing tonight. only for the best tonight for the love of my life.” ASH. I CANT I LOVE YOU-

GOD HIS LAUGH

“i’m head chef, sous chef, waiter, host, very handsome date,” YOU FORGOT AMAZING MATE WTF

“our favorite customer” <33

FROZEN PIZZA LETS GOOOO (most are actually pretty damn good so i wouldn’t mind lmao)

this is literally like when he made soup and he said it’s full of love my god-

“besides date night’s more about the company anyway” SO TRUE

omfg imagine ash babe angel and davey on a double date- THEYVE DEFINITELY DONE IT BEFORE

“all i gotta do to get him to do something is say he can’t” MY GOD THATS SO TRUE LMAO god i love ash and milo’s relationship

“this might not be the date night we planned, but any night with you is one where i’m happy” :,)

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN HE STOPPED TALKING I LITERALLY SAID “what’s wrong?”

“i’m sorry that part of being with me means that shit like this happens and that it’s gonna keep happening” ash cmon, it’s not your fault! that’s what makes it and adventure right?

“my job is dangerous not most of the time but, anything could happen it’s security work so, it’s naturally more risky than an office job, i’m proud of the work i do and i don’t wanna stop doing it it’s just, i’m just sorry that sometimes, having that job and being part of my pack means it’s gonna shit on our plans and make things rough for a while” man asher it’s so worth it to have you and the rest of the pack, dangerous job or whatever!

“but i promise that even when stuff gets messy, i’ll do everything i can to keep things feeling good” man he sounds a lot like caelum :,)

“you are such a source of joy, and love, and happiness for me. i see your face i just start smiling like a fucking idiot. everyday i wake up and i open my eyes and, i get to see you, looking so peaceful. and it’s just, it’s all worth it. you make me happy, you make me smile. i don’t know what i did to des er you but whatever it is, i’m really fucking glad i did it.” SIR. THIS ISNT A PROPOSAL BUT IT DAMN WELL SOUNDS LIKE ONE FUCK-

“you make my heart melt when you smile like that, you do! you really do! i get those stupid butterflies in my stomach and everything ” ASH CMON MAN

“life just feels right when you’re in it, and wrong when you’re not.” AWWWWWW

“i don’t need dessert, i got everything i need right here” AAAAAND THEYRE HORNY LMAO

“privacy.” SAY LESS.

man this could’ve easily been a ba lmao I WOULDNT MIND AT ALL.

alrighty, this was super great, from asher turning it to a night in, to the laughter, and believe me i laughed a lot in this audio, so a super sweet and sentimental convo! and then going horny lmao

ash i know it’s rough sometimes but the people in your life makes the job and the troubles worth it, a family is something to fight for in a time like this and you have one that doesn’t back down easily, everything’s gonna be okay :))

this audio flowed super well and was so nice and sweet. god i love ash and babe’s relationship they complete each other so well, i’ve loved their relationship since day one, and def of my fav relationships. they’ve grown so much and i love them <33

also hope milo feels better <33

ALRIGHT- WHOS NEXT- OH FUCK. ITS DAMIEN AND HUXLEY TELLING THE GROUP.

OH THIS IS GONNA BE FUNNNNNN

i bet THAT FL AND GAVIN BETTED ON THEM GETTING TOGETHER LMAO

and HUX AND DAMI REVEAL IT ACCIDENTALLY AND EVERYONE IS JUST STANDING THERE LIKE 🧍🏼‍♂️👍🏻

oooooh i’m excited!!!!

[ponkekingdom]

So i see you give out advice sometimes and i don't normally bother people but i love your style and the way you draw Dave- i just want to hug him

Would you consider anything wrong with this that i just did quickly?

Im trying desperately to come up with a design for my own Will but i don't have my own style even

THIS DAVE LOOKS ADORABLE 🥺💕

If you're looking for your own style the best is to play around with styles that are already established (like anything from anime, disney to your favourite artists. Im only giving examples here I DEFINITELY know more than just 2 or 3 styles of drawing 👀) and see which you fit in best with and then from there you can expand that into your own style (at least that's how I look at my art history life lol) if there is a style I like or I'm trying to be more original with my work, I honestly just take a bunch of styles that I like personally from fav artists ofc; shove those onto a pinterest board and study them! Like literally just copying the linework, how they shade, their characters exaggerated features etc

Some beeg advice I would give to you (which cmon now...you drawing him with fluff hair at the back literally is a godsend UGH I CANT GET ENOUGH- anyway) would be to try and use thick and thin lines (thick lines to outline important areas like the head, neck, chin, nose, and mostly lining the outer shapes / whereas thin lines help define smaller details like the smile, eyelids, wrinkles or creases). Of course you've incorporated thin and thick lines in this piece, and the next thing to do is use that pen pressure to make thick lines thin out at the ends to create dynamic linework in your drawings. You can do the same without pen pressure just by drawing a lines from thick to thin. Now I wouldn't say there is anything wrong with your drawing, no such thing but if you're here to improve then that's what I'll be giving! :)

ALSO I say this alot, but studying and drawing anatomy as well as creating foundation for your characters (like the rough lineart of the circle head and the cross between it and all that jazz) is going to make a huge difference in your work for sure. I mean it's not a quick fix, art takes patients to refine your own art into what you think is original. Trust me, I've been frustrated at myself for years for not being able to find a style or try and differ from other artists. I still have trouble with that.

I hope this advice helps and good luck! 💕💕

[stuffyflowers]

5,6,12,13 for the toh ask game!

5: it’s been bouncing around from willow, hunter to luz since I watched season 2 but after season 3 and ESPECIALLY that finale it’s gotta be luz like. cmon. luz noceda everybody, the protagonist of all time!!

6: also extremely predictable but eda!!! I love you eda :) her arc where she makes peace with the owl beast is one of the best in the show imo

12: damn that’s. hard to pinpoint. I do love the emerald trio! Gus and willow being there for each other when they were at their lowest is everything to me (the LR flashback at the start is one of my fav parts of the ep), and I rlly love how comfortable hunter is around the both of them as well!

13: Once again it’s hard to choose just one, but it’s definitely one involving luz that’s for sure. I love her relationship with camila as much as I love her found family with king, eda and hooty. Don’t make me choose

[hyuckmov]

HI IM NIKI ANON im indonesian like she is too and i listen to her partly for pride n representation! but also bcs she is j so brilliant honestly!!!!!. MILK TEETH FOR HAECH URE CRAZY (in a good way) i will mayhaps d word if u write that ........ i will kiss n frame it n read it everyday even if it will rip my heart out smth smth i wait for your arms but you give me your jacket instead smth smth AAAH

i listened to the wiltern live album right before i went out today and i swear i was trying to hold my tears in bc i didnt wnna ruin my makeup AUGH shes so good.....

i knew her from before jaem played la la lost you and DUDE it is so crazy suddenly this parasocial relationship no longer feels so one sided. ure telling me there is a chance jaem plays niki's saddest songs on some nights? bops to indigo and move! when hes getting ready too? YEAH

jaehyun's my lowkey lover... screams bcs nicole & jay & i are all aquariuses . all of niki's songs are so air sign coded (which is why it's so fitting for haech fics . he is a gemini stellium and shouldn't couldn't wouldn't literally has the "figures, you gemini" line LIKE CMON)

AHHHH HI NIKI ANON i hope u come back a lot bc i. am currenly getting re-obsessed w her and i love to talk about it!!! alos about pride and representation. im east asian who immigrated to a southeast asian country and now im about to go to england for uni ive been thinking of ways to materialise my asian identity and really keep it a part of me <3 NOT... that i have to try very hard (i am very east asian..) but like now when i listen to niki i think about what she means for diaspora and like the asian community GLOBALLY and it always makes me feel so touched

MILK TEETH FOR HAECHIE just because you said that... i'm going to write it. I PROMISE. i also think anaheim for haechan (i can't live with myself 'cause i know you'd die for me...him being loving and physical-touch-y and very confused when u push him away...) i just want to write the saddest stories for him and idk why😭😭😭 but he's so perfect for her songs tooo </3 high school haech for her album

"this parasocial relationship no longer feels so one sided" YOURE SO RIGHT????? i also knew her before the video hehe and when the intro to la la lost you played i remember feeling CHILLS. i'm also a huge ariana fan so when he played positions & 34+35... also the idea of him listening to niki on the car...in his room at night... i could actually cry jaemin is THEREFORE very la la lost you coded to me. when he posted his instagram psot about grocery shopping in LA i was a wreck!!!!

omg jaehyun with lowkey? YOUR MIND!!! I CAN SEE ITTTT (especially the you ain't even gotta lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love me line...heartbreaking in the best way) ALSO YOURE SO RIGHT (i am a gemini w a libra moon) she is so air-sign coded.

not u mentionoing jaemin haechan and jaehyun my fav 3!!!! i will definitely write more niki inspired pieces in the future both self indulgently and for u out there <3

[parkitaco]

9, 20, and 23 !!

hi suni!!!

9 - do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

ok ppl always get mad at me for this bc i have like. oddly clear skin for no apparent reason but i don't really have a skincare routine?? i put lotion on when my skin is dry and i always take off my makeup before i go to bed but other than that there's nothing specific that i do

20 - favorite disney princess movie?

oooh my fav when i was a kid was definitely the little mermaid, when i was like fourish i sang "part of your world" so often that those lyrics were some of my brother's first words (he's three years younger than me lmao) but my current self likes tangled best bc like. cmon.

23 - do you wear jewelry?

yess!! i go thru phases of how much/what kind of jewelry i wear but i always wear earrings, usually like. funky dangly ones, the weirder the better, and i like to layer necklaces sometimes!! i have a bracelet that my mom bought me that i wear every day but sometimes i add others and i wear rings sometimes when i'm feeling extra spunky :-)))

[rinzis]

what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition

i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy

aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok

amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae

kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.

lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?

diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell

jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry

venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all

razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?

albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths

sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed

diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona

barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought

mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great

bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372

fischl: jojo stans

just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase

klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him

noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power

ok onto liyue now sweats nervously

childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you

zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds

xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you

ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me

beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats

qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol

xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli

xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between

chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all

xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf

keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought

ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!

scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.

signora: wait you guys exist

hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up

dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?