#if they played the penis game
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Would mare and Cal actually send each other nudes? Oh I have this scene in my head of one of sending nude pictures as a prank and the other like 😳
Listen, Cal would send Mare shirt less pics if it was modern, and then one time he might send her one where he pulls down his pants just the slightest bit to show more of the v-lines. And mare turns red at what he sends with that text and has to shove her phone in her bag because Ella is trying to grab it and see what she is looking at. And mare of course gets back at him by sending him a pic of her butt ass naked sitting on her bathroom counter and smirking in the picture. And he has to delete it because "for fucks sake Mare I'm at work, are you fucking serious?!"
#(*ask lily*)#(*shut up lily*)#red queen#glass sword#kings cage#war storm#broken throne#post broken throne#marecal#mare barrow#cal calore#listen#if they played the penis game#mare would win#she wins every time#because she is not ashamed and will up the ante every time
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The musical episode.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie mingjue#Remember jin guangyao: If you do any treachery you will face the wrath of five horses.#When are the horses going to come into play? You'll see.#s2.ep8 had beautiful music... I listened to it on loop while drawing!#Good music to chill out to before you fly into a rage.#This episode really cements how JGY's mind works - It is a matter of long-term outcomes at the sake of nearly everything else.#Morals do not matter to him if the outcome is more favourable.#and at the center of it all - he has learned that the only person he can truly trust is himself.#In turn - the only person his actions benefit are himself.#He will do anything and everything it takes to reach a position of power - not just for the power. But because it means safety.#Because it was something he was denied and the idea of not having control in his life again is unforgivable.#'Happiness' isn't a goal. We are looking at someone still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.#Everything and everyone is a piece in a game. Bonds and friendships are assets. People are dispensable.#He wants to climb for the sake of climbing. He wants praise and recognition because he feels it is deserved. It's all so hollow.#We could go deeper into his psyche on this.#But these are also tags under a comic in which 'evil penis music' is the punchline.
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Obsessed with the penis music that plays in the result screen of Super Bomberman 5's battle mode
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i know luffy is aroace coded (and in my heart he is, celibacy win!) but also i think we are underestimating the potential comedy of luffy having sex because that idiot is irreverent of every single thing and you just know he wouldn't find sex to be like. special. its just something people do for fun!
his ass is on the snail phone within the hour like traffy did you know about sex??? lets have some! and then the strawhats have to tackle him away from the phone before they have like 4 separate naval armadas at their doorstep vying for the opportunity
#someone finding sex irreverent is inadvertently how you know the sex will be good#but listen to me. it would be so fucking funny#luffy losing his shit midway saying 'gum gum penis' and yknow what. me too#gotta find that one post thats like 'sex ed? how stupid do you have to be to study for sex lol??'#zerav meme#one piece#also b4 anyone says it Luffy already absolutely knows what sex is he just doesnt care#if he did care it would be in the same category as funny games to play with friends in his brain
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ah but palworld this ripoff that
listen I'm just sitting here laughing my fucking ass off because they chose the worst name for the damn things calling them pals and the game has a brazilian portuguese translation and it is just. hilarious and i can guarantee the team translating it could not take it seriously for even a moment (this is great news)
bless them, being able to unleash your fifth grade spirit and make money is the dream
#lil pt-br lesson for you: 'pau' is slang for dick. penis. dingdong.#you see where this is going#this game out here bringing us sentences like#“there was a massive cock in the cave!”#“a swarm of wild people-eating cocks!”#“it's been a while since i met someone who doesn't smell like cock”#i haven't played it but i've watched streamers play it#and i CANNOT#palworld
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Damn this game is really beautiful, and the story's gre-PENIS?!
#firewatch#penis jumpscare#very dissapointed penis jumpscare isn't a trending tag#indie games#also this seems really weird to people who haven't played it
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Have you ever given a bj outdoors?
No. I'm really bad at giving blowjobs, honestly. My gag reflex is so strong that I'll vomit if I cough wrong or brush my teeth too hard, and that obviously doesn't translate well to sucking dick... 😅
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You're tellin me I can hang dong in this game?
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say hello to legally distinct monster hunter geraldo riviera
#baldurs gate#the witcher#i made another character in bg3 to play in split screen with my partner lol#thats three campaigns im playing now... xD#singleplayer with a tiefling druid#a halfling (called the cut crusader (yes i picked the circumcised penis) ) with two friends#and now geraldo the monster slayer#and i dont even mind!!! the game is amazing and ill be making more characters in the future
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meow
#realized/had an epiphany today that so many of the traits my abusers have condemned me for are the same traits that my friends and family#love about me#im weird and funny and slightly insane#i will threaten to reanimate steve jobs so that i can kill him again and yell at cars driving in the bus lane#i will burn my breakfast and give a dollar to a person on the street and yell PENIS PENIS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT when i stub my toe#i will cover myself in fake blood from target and pretend to be a serial killer to and EDM song because i think it’s funny#i will quote webshows me and 5 other people have seen and i don’t care that you don’t wanna watch it with me#i will interupt people by mistake because im excited to talk to them and you won’t be there to yell at me#i will buy the expensive treat for myself because you aren’t there to steal it from me#i will watch that horror movie and play thay horror game because you arent there to say im gross and depressing for liking it#i will make a fucked up meal with microwave rice and canned beans because you arent there to tell me im a terrible cook#i will fuck around with my makeup because you arent there to tell me i’m bad at makeup#i will thrift for crazy costumes and style crazy wigs because you arent around to steal them from me#i will make new friends because you arent there to tell me you don’t like them so i shouldn’t hang around them#i will keep leading with kindness and not shit talk people i don’t even know just because they give you ‘a vibe’#don’y you dare ever take away my claws and clip my wings again im a weird monsterman and i like it that way
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me in the dungeons of fear and hunger 😆
#daisy.txt#does anyone know if the censor mod works on steam#i mean ill play the penis party version of the game if i have to but
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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.
#Fear and Hunger#D'arce Cataliss#Cahara#Ragnvaldr#Enki Ankarian#Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs#It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs#I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs#And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set#This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series#If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot#It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights#Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.
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I am glad you beat DA: Origins! Hope you enjoyed! :D
i did enjoy it! im gonna ramble for a bit about it now
so the version i played was the steam port and its absolute ass do not ever play that one, my desktop is ~10 yrs old and can run any new game on it however da:o continuously crashed and had massive rubber banding issues (which it rly shouldnt since its not a public mp game that needs a server??)
i dont even know what ending i got bc my game crashed during the final cutscene and skipped it all 😭
also there were so many bugs that i dont think other versions of the game have since my roommate and my coworker both said they never got the issues i got. heres a list of some of the bugs i got-
1) i forgot to harden alistair (oops) and so i didnt make him king. i made anora queen. after i made anora queen all alistairs dialogue was him excited/anxious about becoming king.
2) every romance cutscene had graphical corruption and only my wardens model would be moving. so deadass its alistair A posing while the world was fucked and didnt play the animation properly. my camp looked like this most of the time
3) i did morrigans deal so then the wardens wouldnt have to die during the final boss, i beat the final boss, the cutscene right after it everyone is saying alistair died. im so sad. i go and talk to all my other party members and specifically after talking to wynne alistairs model appears and hes totally fine but hes still talking like he was just crowned king (he wasnt)
4) i leave the final cutscene room to get my epilogue and my game hard crashes, no error prompt, and it deleted my save that i had just made in the room so i dont get my ending "this is what u went to do after everything" cutscene
tldr im gonna replay it on my roommates xbox as buffy summers so i can see a non bugged version of the game lmao
#chris is talking#also calling shit the taint and hardening. they cant say that. i laugh. those are penis words#also the weird sexism all over the place is very strange but overall i liked the game and had fun. i will play all of them.
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idk if this is an unpopular opinion but dawntrail looks......... so very mediocre
#im sure the dungeons and trials will be very fun as the newer expansions are BUT#the trailer is so full of......... nothing#like oooh look how exotic this place is ok is there anything else of interest. no? really?#if youre banking on how exotic the new location is by showing drums and tribe members bringing in big game#it makes me doubtful if theres anything of substance here.#like im not asking for an apocalypse to happen to make the game interesting#im asking for things like new factions or new characters or the new jobs or new flora or new fauna and not generic jungle#i think we saw emperor butterflies like thats neat but cmon lets get a little of anything here#and thats not even getting into how I DONT TRUST SE TO DEPICT THE NEW WORLD WELL#NOR THE PENIS MUSIC THAT PLAYS WHY IS THE MUSIC SO BAD ?#WHY DID THEY BREAK THE 180 RULE SO BADLY (STORYBOARDING)#ffxiv -#talk tag
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remember drawn to life. does anyone in this thread remember drawn to life
#i LOVED playing drawn to life on my ds as a kid. i also was very bad at it i remember it being really hard#pretty sure the last time i tried replaying drawn to life tho i was 14 and i#made my avatar a penis and his sword a penis and played one level and never came back. the penis man is probably still in my game cartridge
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Excusez-moi but what the fuck is the penis game
Best played in a middle school cafeteria when you're 12, it's a game where you and your friends take turns saying penis with increasing volume and you see who can say penis the loudest without getting in trouble
#Do the kids not play the penis game these days?#alternatively i wonder if this is distinctly american#not cosmere#questions!
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