#ig the two options are like..

[moodr1ng]

one weird and annoying effect of me spending so much time on mainly american social media and watching all these american shows and movies and reading books by american authors and having all these online friends from america etc etc is that like.. when i write i no longer feel like i can set my stories in france? like, bc i write in english it feels like i need to set my stories in an english-speaking country, and the us is the easiest one to set up (i think in a way it kinda feels like the "default setting" of western media?). i feel like if i wrote a book set in france itd be weird or confusing to people, and also im always bugged bc like.. the stuff i write in english cannot be directly translated into french, like it doesnt correspond 1:1 to french sentences, and so if i set a story in france im always bugged bc i think "but that cant be what the characters are actually saying, because theres no equivalent to this in french". so i end up setting a lot of my stuff in the us, except ive only been to the us once and not long enough to get a good impression of what living there is like (not to mention ive only been to nyc), so i also feel like when americans read my stuff theyre gonna immediately go "huh? thats not how things are here. this author is a hack who cant do research." .. so then sometimes i set my stuff in fictional countries or in an ambiguous impossible setting which mixes stuff from various english-speaking countries + france, but then that makes my story immediately less grounded. this is such a big issue that it blocks me from writing entire stories i wanna write bc i just cant even begin to put them somewhere 😔

[clowns-ofthesame-circus]

starship is “my entire friend group ended up trans” spies are forever and nerdy prudes must die are “my entire friend group ended up gay” and solve it squad is “my entire friend group ended up neurodivergent”

[kristiliqua]

some ultrakill fans flaming people for playing on lenient/harmless is so funny to me because here i am in my little corner playing on harmless with Also 100% damage reduction (in major assist settings) because my severe anxiety cannot handle the idea of me taking any damage at all . i am wearing my propeller hat and eating my lollipop and i am having fun :3 (and maybe one day i can ease that anxiety and play without major assists)

[insomnova]

i just think it would've been way more interesting to be able to play as a dalish elf who devoutly believed in the gods who has to come to grips with the fact that the deities they worshiped so fervently turned out to be the biggest shitheels in all of history. like imagine how juicy that narrative would be.

[n7punk]

i love when tumblr tries to tell me i can switch blogs for a reblog or reply it's like yeah i know but my sideblogs are all shit like this

[badlydrawndedkidz]

hello there! it's me, Tortilla, known mostly as Mod by the people who have been following this blog for a While!

if you've ever scrolled for a bit here, you've probably Seen that I've tried a few times to get back into posting more often and failed comically as i grappled with the dreaded Mental Eel Nesses and Executive Dysfunction, among other things. especially since ask blogs aren't as popular as they were back in the day when i made this blog (2015! turned 9 years last aug 15th! that's an entire child. jin owes me a lot of child support,)

(before anyone gets scared, no I'm not deleting anything lol gimme a sec to word this thought)

okay so like. cutting straight to the point not gonna get sentimental right now I'll save that for later: i want to keep this blog active REALLY bad, but as much as I'd like to, for multiple reasons i cannot draw as much as i did back in the day, which is like... the main thing i usually post here. so I've been pondering for the past year or so What to Do about it

my one idea is to turn this into a general kgpr blog and reblog other people's art and official stuff and the alike here, instead of keeping it Just My Stuff

but the thing is, if i DO that i would want to change my url, because reblogging art to a place that's named "badly drawn--" whatever is. i Don't Want That y'know? it's disrespectful lol

the thing is that that's soooo many links that would Break. among other things. (+ i have nooo clue what id change the name to but that's a different issue)

so like, my question here is,

[fix-me-sixteen]

why does everyone hate vegetables so much. they genuinely taste good. i prefer them to so many other "good-tasting" foods. like genuinely. give me your vegetables i will eat them for you give them to me now. seriously where do they get their icky reputation from. why do children hate them. i’m confused

[pwurrz]

i… wh…. HUH?????

[dandunn]

Bleh.

[akkivee]

but it looks like they moved stuff they took out from ichiro’s old profile to this page lol

[lesenbyan]

me, when i first got my tax return: hmmmm. sex toy maybe c: me, a few days later: WAIT I can afford commissions c: me, now: I can afford to finally replace my switch I killed, actually :|

[godnectar]

What about Orin for yan dilf? It means golden.

that one also sounds nice 👀👀✨️

[tortademaracuya]

*spongebob's hawaiian cocktail playing* I'm gonna end up texting first like always aren't I

[dannysreblogs]

Most of this is exposition, the last tag is the description

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[waywardsalt]

ANYWAYS what if linebeck was a playable unit in a loz/fire emblem crossover sorta game using the fates system. this is fully self indulgent

joining class: adventurer (outlaw base/access to bow knight) (joining at level 1)

stat growths:

hp: 40%

str: 50%

mag: 25%

skl: 70%

spd: 70%

lck: 40%

def: 30%

res: 30%

heart seal reclass options: apothecary, merchant, mechanist

personal skill: fight or flight; when unit initiates an attack, grants +10 hit/crit. when unit is under attack, grants +15 avo/ddg.

starting items: killer bow, freeze staff 

recruiting: appears on map as an enemy unit who will not move to attack, instead targeting and opening chests on map. when any allied unit moves into movement range, switches to escaping the map, and will attack or freeze nearby allied units. to recruit, use the ‘talk’ command when adjacent to unit, only possible using link. 

he’d likely have a normal amount of support partner options. pair him with someone that can boost his survivability or something

[wonhostiddymilk]

finally after 2 years I have luocha 💀💀💀