#im big dumb oof oof

[becburk]

So, with twitter taking a huge step towards it's de@th, I really hope a lot of the people i'm following on there will finally leave that place behind. And that I'll be somehow able to find out where they're all going despite this dumb limit thing 😭

[electric-plants]

insane to finally go through dragonspine to get all the crimson agates only to be blocked by a weekly limit AGAIN

[majestyjun]

that to do video with kai absolutely manhandling yeonjun. i'm okay.

- 🦩

fuck it im feeling hard hybrid thoughts for this one so :P oof THIS WENT SOMEWHERE—

huening kai and his playful n dumb puppy hybrid, always clinging to him n wanting his attention, tail wagging and cutely cocking your head at him for pets and playtime. kai and his subconscious manhandling kink, thinking you’re so cute he just wants to hug n rough you up a little, feeling your cute heartbeat race at his big frame clinging to yours n being so much bigger <3 eventually wandering over, engulfing you in a bear hug, playfully but roughly rubbing your ears as you giggle n tail wagging, feeling his chest pressed against your back, tussling on the floor. and… it’s such a turn on for him. a pleasuring feeling of arousal warming his core as he completely manhandles you, firm muscle against his sweet puppy, something so… delicious about your cute pants n squeaks as he pushes you to the floor, so small and weak compared to him, cutely blinking as your arms wrap around him, such a cute gasp when you cling to him, warmth pressed to his heavy erection. cutely whispering, asking so shyly that… you want him to use you. dumb puppy can’t coherently express that you want him to breed you n manhandle you, shove you around as he pleases, something so… so arousing when he forces his strength on your smaller, weaker body.

kai who only needs a touch of encouragement to be a forceful, use his strength on his sweet puppy hybrid. big frame engulfing yours, broad shoulders n chest against your back as he spreads your legs apart in his lap, tip of his big cock leaking precum n your cute little cunny glistening with arousal, his arm wrapped across your chest, cute clothed tit in one of his hands… and watching as he guides his cock into your little pussy, cute puppy whimpering as his tip penetrates your tight, wet folds. tears pricking your eyes as you wail n sob, cute puppy ears brushing against his jaw as he presses kisses to your puppy ears n forehead n hair, endless loving encouragements to take his big, big cock, tearily watching as his massive length splits you apart, slowly pushing past your folds into your tight pussy, can barely take him any faster<3 Kai’s other hand pressing your hand to your tummy, his large fingers over your smaller one, feeling himself inside your little puppy hybrid cunt, moaning at how deep n full he is inside you. nodding needily, teary cheeks n already feeling all messed up, kai who fucks you in his lap, mumbling you have to keep your little hand on your tummy, his hands controlling his rough rapid pace on your hips, roughly lifting n slamming your cute hips n ass down on his cock, cunny so full of his fat cock >< using his sweet puppy n fucking you on his lap like a flashlight, ugh it’s so not enough, kai panting heavily n shoving you into the floor doggy pose, so fitting for his puppy as he aggressively ruts into your cunny, skin on skin sounds n your fluffy tail brushing against his clenched abs, being so greedy as he shoves n grasps you everywhere, wrangling his cute puppy hybrid into every way he can stuff your cunny with his cock on the floor, puppy so dumbed out and drooling, only can think of being bred by your owner’s massive cock, want all his seed <3 crying n wailing so dumbly that you wanna be bred, wanna have his seed n puppies while he roughly fucks you, cum spilling into your cunny, so much n so hot as he presses your hips into his, puppy has to take all his cum. kai who manhandles you, mating press n legs over his shoulders as he greedily fucks his cum into your abused n swollen cunt, cum dripping from your folds as he grips your hips so hard to leave bruises, dumb puppy taking all his seed so good, fucked out >< kai who can’t have just one round, puppy better be prepared to have a lot more of his seed, okay? so be a good puppy n spread your legs wide for hyuka, he’ll use you as much as you want him too, bulge in your tummy n he hasn’t even messed you up anywhere else yet >< and his hand is finding the base of your fluffy tail… oh, he’s going want to breed you to be sure, his small, sweet n stupid puppy hybrid <3

[girlboypersonthingy]

ik you did a red/green flags post for the paladins + matt, but may i please receive princess allura red/green flags 🛐

(im gonna pretend i didnt have to copy n paste this bc i sent it to the wrong writer 😔)

OOF!!! I’m so sorry I forgot the princess herself. How dare I. Also, I know exactly who you sent this too I’m DYING 😂 sorry this took forever to get to!

Go check out the red flags and green flags for the rest of the paladins + Matt here! ENJOY!

Red flags 🚩

She is definitely bossy and very much a leader. She can come off as overbearing and often micromanages others. She’s not trying to be rude or annoying, she’s not trying to make you feel dumb, she’s just always ready to explain her side, her point of view. She just wants to help anyway she can so she’ll talk over you as ideas pop into her head. And she is never afraid to step up and be in charge if need be.

She has no filter…she’s a totally different species, from a different planet so she’s not accustom to human language and social cues/boundaries. You might be easily offended by something she says but she will genuinely be unaware she hurt you. If you bring it up to her, she will always listen to you, try to understand and apologize. But…she will probably do it again…on accident. You’ll have to keep telling her until she gets the hang of it.

Sometimes she’s too nice. Like…it comes off as maybe a little fake to some ppl

Green Flags ✅

Very considerate and a very good sport. She’s always willing to admit when she’s wrong, praise others for doing something better than her and give proper credit for good ideas. Also wants to make sure everyone is always included and feels supported.

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? S-sorry.

But fr she’s so ethereal and beautiful. It’s like a constant glow is surrounding her. Her kind heart and gorgeous hair and pretty voice all combine for the ultimate green flag!

She’s a big softy. The closer you are with her, the softer she gets for you. She’s soft as in she will let you get away with things easily, she will give you what you want if you just ask real nice. She can only stay mad at you for like maybe an hour (and that’s if you get into a big fight or something) and then she’s coming to find you bc yall need to make up NOW. Big ol’ softy 💖

[captainjunglegym]

20 questions for fic writers

I was tagged by the big man himself @bigassbowlingballhead

How many works do you have on ao3?

Fifteen wonderful fanfictional works of art (i used to have more for other fandoms but they were culled during the great move to this fandom haha)

What's your total ao3 word count?

102,099 if you can believe. all since the end of january.

What fandoms do you write for?

currently rwrb and rwrb rpf but I've been doing some research into another fandom that i wanna write in soon! watch this space *eyes*

Top five fics by kudos:

No.1 (Royal Red and Blue) Oil on Canvas

Henry Fox is Alive

If You're Not Made For Me (Why Did We Fall in Love?)

Said I'm Sorry But I'm Not To Blame

Drinking light chardonnays and eating tiny finger foods

Do you respond to comments?

uhhhhh yikes. I have adhd i'll blame that. I'm sorry. i dont tend to on my long fics but on my shorter smuts i might if i remember. im sorry. just know that i read every single comment!!!!!! and appreciate them

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I've written some angsty shit, but i think my fic Someone Loved Me But Not Today. It's an open ended fic where Alex and Henry are exes who reconnect at the funeral of Henry's twin brother George.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

All my fics bar the above have a happy(ish) ending.

But probably Henry Fox is Alive because it's so healing to both Alex and Henry.

No.1 is a close second. All my smut has a happy ending ifyaknowwhatimean *wink wonk*

Do you get hate on fics?

Hate is a strong word. I've had some slightly nasty comments about characterisation that hurt my feelings lol, but nothing that is intentionally nasty to me or about my writing. Just choices I've made. But it's whatevs innit.

Do you write smut?

Of course!

Craziest crossover:

no crossovers as of yet. I can imagine writting 911/911ls crossovers if that even counts. Maybe alex and henry can get into an accident in either austin or LA and have my fire boys and gyals come rescue them

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Ha! who'd bother

Have you ever had a fic translated?

nope but if ya want to then sure.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

nope. i'm too shy i'd be all embarrassed haha

All time favorite ship?

oh i've been in fandom for like 13 years now i've got a lot of ships that changed me. Lets say firstprince at the moment though bc it's brought me some wonderful friends

What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

i usually finish my wips actually. but my 1850s australian prison au is on the back burner bc i have others i find easier writing haha

What are your writing strengths?

people always say dialogue

What are your writing weaknesses?

editing and streamlining. maybe pacing.

Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

yes love it, but i wouldnt do it bc i only speak english and i dont want to look dumb in front of my international friends. like lots of my blorbos are multilingual!!!!

First fandom you wrote in?

oof. idk. Maybe supernatural as my first posted fic? I wrote a lot of fic for bands that were popular when i was young but they shall not be named and never saw the light of day

Favorite fic you've written?

uhh actually it's probably Henry Fox is Alive. Love that fic and it was my first firstprince fic. Special place in my heart!

Also Drinking light chardonnays and eating tiny finger foods is a fave bc it got a lot of traction for being a piss fic hahahaha

No pressure tags for just a few peeps: @anincompletelist @agostobuwan @nocoastposts @wordsofhoneydew whoever wants to!

[thesherrinfordfacility]

Ok hihihihi so I'm a big fan of your tumblr in general (big thumbs up from me there) however I have recently stumbled across your youtube edits (good omens ofc) and at first i was like wait i know them but fuck fuck fuck im so so sooo obsessed you have such genius big brain ideas you are COOKING frfr

also your latest one to running up that hill im screaming banging my head against the wall I live for the drama? you don't usually see them edited quite like that and you brought the heat like damn im such a big fan in general but... the edits........ I am hyperfixating on all of them rn but especially running up that hill, holding out for a hero and hit me with your best shot because oof

now i will go back to watching on repeat pls excuse me-

oh my goodness gracious HELLO✨💕 yes it's me hi!!!

thank you SO MUCH for this fidkdksjl this is so lovely and AH oh my goodness that's so kind of you thank you so much!!!!

IM SO PLEASED THAT SOMEONE ELSE is obsessing over the kate bush one, she's not done so hot on numbers but im proud of her and lose my mind over her anyway💕

it was really hard to make it!!!!!! god knows i love this show but it is first and foremost a comedy, so making something that deliberately tried to showcase it in a gritty, angsty, cinematic-epic light was sooooo difficult but it's wonderful to know it paid off!!! thank you!!!!💕

holding out for a hero was so dumb lmao but it fits crowley so well i couldn't resist it, but i do love the hit me with your best shot one, she's a special lady and whilst the tempo of it nearly killed me, it paid off pretty well 😅 my personal faves though, i have to say, are probably candy and cut to the feeling, i feel they were some of my best work on a technical level 🥰

(i also really loved making trouble coming, but that was about the demon gang/hell in general so naturally hasnt quite found the same attention as the blorbo ones, oops)

AHHHH needless to say this has made my day and i thank you muchly, so so lovely of you!!!!💖

[jovenshires]

top 5 fave scenes you’ve ever written and why? (director’s cut)

OOF......... okay this may be completely incoherent but stay with me. in no particular order:

the haircut scene from the right side of my neck: one of my simplest fics, and one of my faves in that regard. i was really new to writing spommy (literally the only thing i'd even started before this work was domo and that was. a Project) but i think the dialogue is solid, the description isn't too much or too little, and i still think the haircutting fic is an underrated genre and the domesticity is. everything. also the "drowned rat" line is one of my faves ever its just so quintessential tommy bowe to me

cuddling on the couch in he said baby: hsb is to this day one of my fave fics i've ever written and the couch scene is Why. so domestic, so tooth-rottingly sweet, so rooted in the act of caring For someone simply because you care About them even if they can do it themself... not to mention i just really like the dialogue in this one it just sounds like them to me.

the first kiss scene from right where you left me - the fight scene is a CLOSE second bc i loved writing damien yelling it was everything to me. BUT. the kiss was one of the first things i wrote and it's the core of the fic imo where it's like. wow you dumb dipshit shayne topp people CARE about you. he helps you every single fucking time for the love of god shayne

spencer's birthday party in domo: look. LOOK. all of domo, really. but in particular ! the birthday party scene. the silent spommy convo. the minor cast. the 'i like hiding out with you' moment. it's just the iconic combination of longing and the reality of their friendship that i think really gave way to the core of their dynamic in domo

its so hard to pick one scene from this fic but i think im gonna go with the talk on the landing from if we keep score: it was close between this and the first kiss BUT. i set out to examine tommy as a character here and i think i really accomplished it. cannot WAIT to write more of him in the sequel he's one of my favorite fictional characters i've ever written. plus i think the reveal for what spencer's like. Big Secret was being anticlimactic was so iconic. tommy "you self-important piece of shit" bowe my beloved

send me a top 5 anything!

[clockworkcheetah]

1 and 25 for todd ? 👀

My first impression of them

wow its been a while... i liked him but he was not my fave at the time i think i thought he was a bit of a tryhard and awkward and very intense/emotional i did feel bad for him cause he was framed as being in a shit situation (then of course u get the reveal he did it to himself). now its like nooo hes cute and kinda dumb (but kinda smart) whilst still a tryhard and awkward but wayyy kinder than people give him credit for (but 1x06 is still big oof)

25. When do you think they acted the most ooc

idk i need to rewatch cause there has to be a moment that im forgetting. does him willingly dressing as a cop in 2x03 count? i feel it should- that was so weird he couldve gone down the funky dirk route with dressing maaaaaybe when he reunited with amanda in 2x08 (i think) and he was p dismissive to wendimoor being destroyed/taken over, cause he knew about the prophecy- he was the first to completely believe wendimoor was real and was determine to get there and yeah, amanda was the priority but it still felt odd how much he didnt care for the world at all. hes been shown to give a shit so many times idk why he wasnt there

thanks for the asks!

[borathae]

chapter 15

Can’t you like it for me?” he says with big puppy eyes.

You look away.

“You’re being emotionally manipulative here.” shut up girl im loving u too much i cant

“You are playing with fire here, Bunny. Try not to burn yourself”, you grumble.

He chuckles and pecks your cheek.

“I like the burn”, he rasps against the shell of your ear, turning to the front afterwards.

SHUT UP IM CANT TAKE IT. try not to lose your shit challenge- mission failed successfully

He treated you so goddamn fucking well that sometimes you still felt the urge to punch him in the face and run away jk in the corner, i'll take that as a compliment

Lately the latter have become more and more. YAY

“Hey kiddo. How are you doing?” he says in a surprisingly deep voice for such a small frame. me with felix and taehyung

“for half a million bucks I expect to have the painter constantly working on it in a metal cage in the middle of my living room or something.” - ........ - a few bystanders had heard you and were now looking at you with weird eyes. SHUT UP THATS SOO ME except my voice would be low and nobody would hear but could be loud too cuz universe makes it louder at times when u dont want anyone to hear shit

although he was stressed and exhausted he never once smelled of alcohol. AHHHH IM SO PROUD OF HIM *gives a big ass hug and a smooch

WHY DOES NERO'S SHOULDERS LOOK FAMILIAR TO HER AND WHY DOES SHE LOOK FAMILIAR TO HIM AHHH STOP I HATE IT THIS CHAPTER IS A ROLLERCOASTER

again a fluffy moment after the tense thank you, her threatening to buy green and purple pillows PLZ that sounds like me trying to threaten my parents by telling them im gonna marry a cat crazy dude

“I’m not asking for it. I am very much anti punishment uwu i love this stupid noodle

He swallows heavily, “a-are we going to make out now?” he asks, grasping for your hips. he is such a cute and horny noodle pls and no u are about to cringe for the rest of your office time

FUCK GET YOURSELF A MAN WHO CAN FIGHT FOR YOU IMMEDIATELY

“don’t say that what the hell my cock twitched.”

“I am not going to apologize because I am way too turned on to care.”

He looks from side to side with the tip of his nose rosy.

“What’s with the sudden horniness oh my god?”

“It’s just that I never really saw you work before and it’s kinda doing things to me.” SAME HERE IM FEELING IM WATCHING SOME HOT CEO FROM KDRAMA BUT EVEN BETTER AAAAH

It makes his ass cheeks tense up and forces a quiet whimper from between his lips. SHUT UP SHUT UP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON FROM THIS MOVE ON WITH MY DAILY LIFE????? VANESSA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE SITAUTIONS ??

I REPEAT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE SITUATIONS??? JIWOO SOUNDS SIERIOUS OH SHIT NOW SHE KNOWS AAAH

WHY IS SHE CONNECTING THE DOTS SOMETIMES CHARACTERS SHOULD BE DUMB PLEASEEEE also why is there a group of people surrounding kook??? 👀

the whole thing was soo tense i sweated through my shirt now im a stinky kid -_- BUT WE LOVED IT the emotions was captured soo well and he was supportive yet very unsupportive if your brain's going haywire with an anxiety/panic attack

Twirling him threw him straight into subspace. *insert meme i hope i dont fall, her: twirls him kook : oh no mommy

the mom is sweet AND I CANT STAND THE DAD UGHHH

i prayed for her to not go to the mirror AND SHE DID NOO its really the worst thing to do during a panic attack :(

that was soo scary even i felt the uncontrollable demons while reading and thanks it ended on a good note and it was cute.

anyways i wish her a great day next morning(tho the story has ended) cuz them muscles be hurting like a bitch oof

Me reading through all your reactions:

hahahahha I love how you went on an emotional rollercoaster with this chapter jfdjsf also you quoting so many parts is my weakness hehehe thank you so much for doing that

BROORORORO THE TWIRLING PART WAS THE ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES I WENT "oh fuck i have a mommy kink" LIKE IDK IF YOU GUYS KNOW BUT AAOL WAS MY MOMMY KINK AWAKENING FADSFAHH

[fatguarddog]

been getting into the habit of ordering more and more takeout whenever i get high. 40 mg and 30 minutes later im stuff like a fat pig, feeling so fuzzy while i rub my stuffed tummy and twitching tdick. my record stuffing so far has been 3 big macs, 2 cheese burgers, 4 small fries, 10 nuggs, and 2 cookies. hoping to beat that record next paycheck 🥴[teasing and degradation okay]

Oof, sounds like you're really making yourself into an ideal dumb piggy 🐽

Getting yourself so high and hungry, then stuffing yourself into such a sweet fattened up bliss ❤️ I bet you look so cute and hot sitting there, laying back pants unbuttoned, big belly on display showing off how much of a fat pig you're making of yourself~ And increasing your portion size? Breaking your record? God you're really eating yourself into a big useless piggy spiral, it's kind of adorable how badly you want to be so fat and dumb that your body can't stop ballooning up

Keep eating piggy, I hope you sleep well knowing every you'll wake up fatter and hungrier than ever

[engagemythrusters]

Okay ahsoka time

I know there’s Kanan mention (I will not be okay) and Rex is here (I will not be okay) so we will see what happings :)

My ice cream is oddly shaped

GHOST

Jacen baby 😭

HE FITS PERFECTLY BEHIND CHOPPER

Oh my god

Heras going to think

She lost

Another

Child

“I’m here to finish your training” :(

OH?!

“I won’t fight you”

“I’ve heard that before”

HHH STOP I CANT RELIVETHAT THAT SCENE BROKE ME

Leia!!!!!!!

Is Jacen gonna be like Exra? In tune w the living force?

Ohhh she’s. She can’t hear what he does but she listens with him. She loves him and she knows how important it is to listen and guide young Jedi. Even if she’s not—

Oh?!

He made her hear it?!!!

Just!?? Gonna leave him there?

KANAN MENTION

Kanan

I’m not okay

CLONES

She’s so little…

She’s…. She’s so small…

She’s so small she’s ducking blasts she’s trying to catch up

I can’t…

“This is your training” and so it was. She knew only war.

… we’re not going to see Rex’s face are we

Oh all those clones…

They… they move their arms. So thehre at peace…

REX IN BACKGROUND?!

Dkdkdks wrapped face so nobody sees them

That’s so dumb

Anyway. Whose boy is that…. Mine now.

“I got them killed” she has so much weight in her. She’s 14. She’s…

WAH

NO THE VADER SHOT

this episode. Ahsoka’s and anakins fight in The Twilight of the Apprentice. Obiwans fight with darth vader in the last ep of obi wan kenobi. Making me sick in the head.

Im.

Im so fucked up about this.

DEATHWATCH

oh

My

God

OH MY GOD

first it was seeing the ahsoka helmets.

Then it was HEARING REX

*PROPER* REX.

her best friend

She’s still so young here and TCW didn’t show that well enough. She’s so little.

She’s so young.

“Is that all?”

This young actor is good at replicating the other live action one

She’s so cute and sweet faced and I’m so hurt for young ahsoka because she’s just. She’s SO LITtl

OH

No

No his eyes oh my god this is fucjing me up

I’m so fucked

I’m fucked up beyond belief

THE SWITCHING

I’m so fucked up.

Jesus. I can’t. I’m.

I’m going to watch all those three fights one day and I’m going to let them consume me whole.

God.

God. Anyway.

Again this world between worlds is cool but yknow rebels did it better. This is pretty but the other was… ominous. Stark.

Oof that makeup…

“Get her inside” leaves her on the fucking ramp

He’s so cute look at him. I love you Jacen. I hope you know nothing but love in your future. I hope your brother and sister return. I hope—

UH NEW BUNKS IN THE GHOST??

Oh that’s not the ghost. Thank god

That’s all we’re going to see if rex though isn’t it.

We’re not going to see old rex

We’re not…

I want Temuera Morrison on screen. Like. Physically. I don’t just want his voice.

Why is this so hard to ask?!

Awww Jacen playing w chopper 😭

Jacen: I know ur fuckin pawning me off…. It’s working tho.

NO LIGHTSABER FOR JACEN?!

WHY NOT

Since when is ahsoka fucking psychometric tho like. God I hate that random jedi just gain random powers that aren’t theirs

Like psychometry isn’t a common power

goddddd

HERA DOESNT HAVE TO LOSE ANOTHER CHILD TODAY you can see and hear her relief Ughhh I’m feeling things

UH?!

CHOPPERS RIGHT. UH OH.

are they gonna arrest hera or smthn SKFJSK I’d like to see them try. Hera did more for the rebellion than anyone fucking else.

I’d kill them myself if they touched her

O H?!

Purrgil

OOP

Guess it’s killing time.

Hera defense squad: population of one. Me. But I’m a big one.

Hera and the purrgil again. Hera and the purrgil. She has much to feel about them. They took her son. They’ve killed her friends in the past. Now her daughter went down their trail.

And now… she follows the purrgil.

OKAY BUT AGAIN

AHSOKA SHOW SUCKS LOOK AT WHAT THEY FID TO MY PURRGIL

Why are they GREY >:((((

Where’s my pretty blues and yellows and purples

Hooray white ahsoka robes tho. Forgot to say that but. A little too late with the robes. a little too late with my comment. It fits

This Carson guy is doing his best

Where’s Wedge

WHERES FENN RAU

Where’s old rex :(

“You’re not gonna believe me” wow why do we need that line. Disney Writing fr. Good god.

“HOW THE WHALES TOOK EZRA AND THE BAD GUYS FAR, FAR AWAY” !!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH 😭😭😭😭😭

Jonah and the Whale vibes. Wait no. NEMO VIBES?!

I wish… I wish that hera got to go with. To reunite with her son.

I know why she didn’t though. I get it. But still. Would’ve been… something.

Powering up…

“May the force be with you” hera 😭

And… they’re gone.

Overall:

I do have to say, I'm REALLY peeved they only gave Temuera Morrison ONE LINE of dialogue for this. like THATS the best they could do? No. NOt enough. Bring in Old Rex. Bring him in. Now. I'm not okay with just this. I'm happy we saw him, but that's not enough. Disney fucking owes Temuera Morrison and they fucking owe Boba fans. the LE A S T they could do is this. Fuck you disney.

BUT on a positive note.

OH MY GOD THE ANAKIN AHSOKA FIGHT IS GOING TO FUCK ME UP FOREVER. that fight, the TotA fight, and the OWK fight... yeah. I'm screwed up for life.

[momokos-world]

A Gaggle of Children

-part 1-

Author’s note: this idea originally came from this post.

Oh god, it was like an infestation. Everywhere they looked there was a child. Like a colony of roaches. And they were all collectively calling them (parental term)!? What the hell was going on. A tug on their pants brought them out of their thoughts. “Eomma? Where’s Appa?” There was no mistaking that silver hair. If the octopus plushy wasn’t a giveaway then cowlick and beauty mark was. The child was quickly shoved out of the way by a loud green haired punk (affectionate). “MOTHER! WHERE IS WAKA-SAMA!” Seems this little bugger has it in his genes to be a Malleus stan. The silver haired baby let out an oof at the push before glaring at the boy. A guttural war cry rang through the air before the octomer (currently a human baby) swung her plush like a battle axe and knocked the green punk over. Two little lion cubs see what’s going on and jumped right in on what they saw as play fighting. Poor mc was just on their way to make a bunch of dumb name tags with ADeuce and make everyone wear them. Mc quickly separated the children and chided them for trying to beat the ever loving shit out of each other. “Hey hey hey! Don’t hit each other! That’s not nice!” The children quickly separated, looking guilty and taking the scolding from their (parental term). Mc sighed “Listen, uhhhh…” they looked at the green haired boy, not knowing what his name was. He quickly caught on and said shouted his name. “MY NAME IS ANYANG MOTHER!” Geez this kid was loud. They cleared their throat “Of course. Now, Anyang, you can’t just push people out of the way for no reason. That’s very rude and you might hurt them.” Unexpectedly, the boy took it in stride as if he were given a command as a knight. Mc then turned to the little octomer who’s eyes were brimming with tears as she squeezed the life out of her plush. “Eomma! You said you would stop joking about this! My name is Mun-Eoui!” It took everything in Mc to not cackle. Who the fuck names their child octopus? (Mc has yet to realize that it was them). They shook there head in disappointment. “Eoui, you can’t just battle ram people, that’s mean.” The little one pouted and looked at the floor grumbling. Now the lion cubs, one of them was snickering at the two children being chided by their mother whilst the other looked smug. However, whatever smugness they had was quickly dropped as they were the last ones scolded. After they wrangled in the little ones, they got a bright idea. ‘You have the supplies, give them name tags!’ And thus, a line of children began to congregate. All of them proudly showing off their name tags to each other and bragging about it. A small tug on their pant leg caught there attention before a small voice asked, “Bibi, can you pick me up?” How could mc say no to those big eyes and little hyena ears. Oh sweet little Kamari. Mc complied, picking up the small boy and placing him on their hip. At first, it was only a few other children who noticed and asked to be picked up too. And then it was half, then three quarters of the group, then all. Oh my god there are a bunch of tiny voices now arguing about who their parental figure should be holding. Quickly mc whipped out their phone, trying to text the first year group chat but ended up absolutely FUMBLING and ended up texting the dorm leader group chat (which Malleus was not invited to but Lilia was). The text they sent? Oh yeah! ‘Heob me im goibg to die’ they meant to put cry but oh well. Close enough. And then their phone began blowing up, not that they could see this since the object has long been knocked out of their hand as toddlers climbed up their body like they were on Mount Everest. And wow, Mc was so incredibly impressed. How the hell does Vil sprint in those stilettos? Oh? And is that Idia Shroud actually running? Wait why does he have a bat? And- OH GOD! RIDDLE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST! Why the fuck was everyone here, Mc SWORE they only texted their little first year group. Speaking of first years, was that Sebek that just screamed bloody murder?

[arttrampbelle]

Vent ahead long txt

My personal thoughts lately on the new mk "1" mk new game.

*sigh* i have never been so disappointed in my life

If anyone remotely think mk1/11.5/12. Whatever that fucking thing wants to call itself. The new mk game.

If anyone remotely thinks its gonna be good.

.....

They aren't a mortal kombat fan.

They don't have any standards.

They are blind and are consumers of hype.

They probably are a fucking reddit guy.

They don't care about the integrity of the lore,story,characters,and 30 fucking years of the series trying to get it right (but failing to do so because of greed and the incompetence of higher ups/boon)

They legit are new to this shit and dont listen to older fans when we say "THIS IS BAD,DO NOT FUCKING WASTE YOUR MONEY!"

Like if people are saying 11 was better. And that wasn't even by much. Thats how you know your game sucks.

Because despite my gripes with 11. At least the characters dont look like cookie cut outs. And at least the game has replayability. Ignore the pre battle dialogue and a majority of the storymode outside of aftermath. (And some things within because oof)

Then 11 isn't that bad. Trim the gristle and you're good.

But mk "1" ?! Nah fuck that.

Oh yeah and btw boon

YOUR NEW LIU KANG SUCK ASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

🖕🏻💯

Not my liu kang. Because my liu kang aint stupid to fuck things up eith god powers nor take or keep god powers.

I could go on.

Milly? Yeah making her half tarkatan side a "disease"?! Yeah totally not low key racist.

Making raiden a poor helpless waif, you need to have bitch god liu kang "save" ? Yeah totally not a fucking savior complex n bias as shit there boon. Yeah doing a switcheroo isn't gonna make us like the game nor your mary sue liu kang either boon.

The crimes,absolute crimes against sub zero n scorpion?! NEED I FUCKING SAY MORE?!

Oh but kenshi is back n johnny has a van damne skin. Oooo big whoop. Like kenshi is cool but he's not that important. And giving us a skin alt costume is not enough.

You cant switch off this dumb gimmick of kameos and tag assists. You have characters be not balanced at all. Like you have supposedly a pre order for shang.....

But ive yet to see gameplay nor a thing for him. He already looks ass af. Downgraded af from what we got in 11 by a fucking looooong shot.

Shang tsung looks like a wish brand knock off dollar store lo pan. And im sorry. That's not shang tsung. Especially if you so called to hype him up to be a big bad. Its pathetic and laughable.

Especially when we got such a fucking boss ass,shang tsung. MODELED AND VOICED BY THE MYTH,THE MAN,THE LEGEND HIMSELF CARY HIROYUKI TAGAWA!!!!

You seriously gonna downgrade shang tsung for ....that fortnite looking shang tsung?!!!

Come on man!

Like shippers aside. I feel everyone (cept a few gum in their ears people) here can agree. Mk "1" is gonna suck.

And i hope it burns. And i hope people trash it. Im here for it.

Idgaf. I feel it neeeeed heavy heavy heavy backlash.

Boycott it if you need.

I love mortal kombat. I love its characters n ACTUAL lore too much to see it being treated like this.

So if it needs to die to be reborn

So be it.

Ok end vent.

[emmythespacecowgirl]

Hi lovely! I was wondering If I could get another BoB ship from you whenever you aren’t busy? 💗I just love how descriptive your ships are and i couldn’t help but ask again! (i Also made quite a bit changes from my first one description LOL)

I’m a female (she/her) , i have big heart, i’m funny, I like to relax, but i also can be energetic. I love to chill and listen to music. I can have a bit of a short temper at times (I just think it’s because I don’t put up with peoples bs LMAO)

, I can also be very stubborn, i’m very loyal, like VERY loyal and I will always stick up for the people i love and go above and beyond to make the people around me happy. which I think that can also lead me to being hurt or misused by friends) I can be a little emotional at times, maybe a little dirty minded too lol,

i love to cook, i’m a dog lover (really just an animal lover at that), and i’m competitive and passionate. I’m a very driven person and if it’s something I want to do i’ll make SURE it gets done. I Make up my own rules and I don’t give into unfair ideas that are put up around me. I lead with my heart and my emotions and if that gets me into trouble then so be it.

i also LOVE scary movies, true crime, all that stuff, i’m also a SUCKER for reality tv 😭 (tlc does have some good drama though) I would say im charming and it’s more of my talking and my smile that gets guys. I’m a bit of a germaphobe and maybe little ocd.

Imma southern gal who’s very short, (5.0) I think I have more of an innocent look (despite my wild attitude LMAO) I have big brown eyes, wavy light chocolate brown hair, big lips, only like a couple light freckles on my nose ( you can see them better in the summer) , button nose, and an olive skintone that has paled over time, I would say I have more of a petite/hourglass figure but I think my chest is what catches people’s eyes (Im a size DD LOL)

I have high standards, I can be very sympathetic, and I also can usually tell when people are in pain or when their vibe is off in general. I usually just joke or “laugh it off” and I can be very deadpan when something bothers me, or if it’s something that really hurt me I usually just shut down and become cold or distant. i’m an INTP, My hogwarts house is Hufflepuff ( even though I honestly thought I was a slytherin for so long 😭)

My love language is physical touch for giving and acts of service as receiving (it’s really just the little things and showing that you care about what I’m saying or just being thoughtful). I grew up with brothers so i love watching sports and playing them (We grew up in a very competitive household lol) i’m very very family oriented, I’m a sagittarius, I like to play the piano, and read and write in my free time. and In the summers I love to fish and swim at my boathouse. And springtime is my favorite season!

Make sure to take care of yourself and and stay hydrated, even rest if you need too! ❣️ Thank you in advance :)

Hi Love!! Thanks for submitting again!

I ship you with:

George Luz from Band of Brothers!

ship theme song: Rum and Coca Cola by the Andrews Sisters

oof baby this man would bend over backwards to make you smile!

the first thing that stood out to him

besides your bustline

was your instant charm and friendliness

George, like yourself, grew up with lots of siblings

so he was constantly having to stand out to be heard

and i think he recognizes that scrappiness in you too :)

watching any kind of movie with you both is such a blast

you both provide your own commentary

and it is truly hilarious

especially during any kind of horror movie

"its just.. so bad it's good!" George will giggle

you've even gotten George to watch some reality tv with you recently

he thinks it's so damn funny

you both playfully joke about all the dumb characters in the shows

some days you both love going out and being around your people

you definitely make the cutest party couple!

but sometimes you both just really like to sit and chill together and listen to some good music

ngl your taste in music has definitely influenced his

he loves bragging about you to the boys

he'll show them pictures of you with your dog

or standing over a fantastic meal that you just made

you both enjoy making the people you love happy

unfortunately, not everyone deserves your time and energy

and you both learn that in your own different ways

but when you're sad or frustrated

a hug from George seems to lighten your mood right up!

and he's really good at hugging so please ask for more hugs

you and George can be childishly competitive together

like over how many friends you've pranked that week

or how many marshmallows you can fit in you mouth at one time

George is a big physical touch guy

you want hugs?

he gives the best hugs :)

when you play the piano, he can't help but sing along

he loves how family-oriented you are

and he can't wait to start his own family with you one day <3

[euphoricfilter]

Ah so many good replies to my recent asks! Thank you! Not me asking for it and then feeling sad about the contract ending and the relationship for the contract ask lol it’s an interesting concept but oof it hurt a lil lol. My hollyhomburg thoughts kinda going everywhere lol. And I ask you for thoughts like 3 times, sorry lol. Yeah, I’ve read hollyhomburg’s fic! One of my favorite writers. They said the next ch is going to be smutty so 👀 I love their smut in bily but they space it out more which is nice too. The fluff is also super cute. And the angst is top tier. I’ve teared up to it a few times. Their omegaspace stuff is so good and written the most I’ve read in bts omega verse fics. Mc is so cute especially during it. The Namjoon feeding her on her lap and then lightly scruffing her part ahh omg. I love the casual dominance!! I wanted to ask you about it but idk if you’d know what I meant lol Please share some thoughts on it! I kinda want that bc I find it hard to take care of myself with food, water, and sleep ;^; Collars is a holy grail ch omg! it’s written so well for a concept I love. I follow them on Twitter and read some good member x members fics based on their likes. I’m too scared to check their nsfw account hmm even though I think they’re pretty. The snake top pic omg. I just want to imagine them as cute :( But not them saying mc’s heat will come closer to the end of the series TT I’m hoping we’ll get to see the others in rut and heat soon at least. The tae and Jimin in the car scene omg. Slick drunk Namjoon with his chain collar and leash. The spanking ch esp bc yoongi uses mc’s thighs and we first get to see slick drunk Namjoon. I can’t wait to read when mc can fit him. The few ideas she wrote that Namjoon is so big. It makes his pups quiet and dumb during cockwarming omg. I crave a full on puppy hobi scene with mc there too. But it’s still slow burn between them. It’s so torturous but good. Please share thoughts on puppy hobi and mc with Namjoon and Jin dom! Omg dom Jin is so good here. I also thought the full alpha bts pack would include omega mc but it’s cute as is too. Please share thoughts on thus! Tae’s story and poems. Mc’s development TT NOODLE best boi! Too bad he doesn’t like all of the pack, but the reasoning is nice :/ How could they make it that noddle doesn’t like Yoongi though?! I want to imagine Yoongi with a cat since we haven’t seen it irl :/ It’s such a masterpiece omg! -🖤

IM SORRY AVOUT THE CONTRACT ASK LMAO

ahhh i’ve been reading bily since the first chapter and i’m so excited for the next one!!!!!!! their writing is always so pretty ahhhh

the m/c and namjoon’s recent date was cute as well AND NOODLE IS A WHOLE BABY i’d have thought that maybe because the m/c and yoongi are bonded noodle would have warmed up to yoongi more

i’ve really enjoyed the series so far though! it was always nice to wake up to the new chapter and i don’t usually read slow burn fics because i’m extremely impatient and like to be able to finish a series in like 2 or 3 sittings. however! bily is definitely one of my favorite stories on tumblr!

i love the idea of just being taken care of, it can be really hard sometimes to remember to do everything by yourself and making sure that you’re healthy, i’d sell a kidney to just have someone do all of the hard bits for me 😭

ahh i haven’t followed them on twitter maybe i should do that!!!!

i’m interested in the way they plan to write the rut/ bear scenes especially since i think a lot of the big stuff if happening towards the end of the series!! i’ll wait though because i know it’s going to be good. it’ll be interesting to see everyone’s dynamics while all in that situation rather than 3-4 of them at a time

JIMIN AND TAE CAR SCENE I SCREAMED

there’s something so yummy about the m/c physically being too small to take namjoon and you just know it’s going to be so so good when she finally can

m/c x puppy hobi would be really interesting to see but as it stands we’re still slowly working towards their relationship 😭

i think puppy hobi is really cute and somehow really fits his character. i also love the dynamic between namjoon and the m/c, just broad alpha who’s really trying his best to keep everyone together and slowly learning how to love the m/c the way she needs to be loved is so precious. now i love the m/c x jin even more HES SO I DONT EVEN HAVE THE WORDS EXCEPT YES PLEASE jin is just so yummy and i love how he loves the m/c and just always seems to know what’s best and he’s firm but not pushy

the m/c’s development has been slow but when you look back on earlier chapters shes come so far!!!! and i love tae’s character she’s so precious and her whole storyline has been so interesting to read about and now that she’s come out IM SO EXCITED FOR MOMMY TAE IM GONNA SCREAM

bily is definitely a masterpiece and will remain one of my favorite fics i’ve ever read!

[barb-l]

Ohh! You might be right about Wednesday wearing dark blue in Fam Values but I swear I can only recall her bathing suit, one Morticia dress and Debbie's fits at the moment haha. I'm gonna probably rewatch both movies before Halloween though. Wbu? Are u planning any spooky movie marathon maybe? Also oof I'm so sorry abt your experience with the school for g00d and and evil. I haven't seen it.. yet(?).. but I read the book ages ago and um yeah. 😐😑😒

GOSH THANK U SO MUCH for posting your draft, you made my night!! Like I'm sitting here with a huge, dumb smile on my face cause it's so sweet and wholesome! Enid knew she was gonna miss Wednesday even before parting for the summer so she gave her her number but didn't have much hope she would even keep it. But Wednesday did keep it and bought a phone so just she could text her because she missed her too! OH BE STILL MY HEART 😳 That's also what Enid must have told herself after receiving that msg and realizing that ''Wednesday Addams actually missed me'' 😳

That bit about Enid thinking of Wesnesday and her smile? I SWOONED

And how Wednesday keeps making HER smile effortlessly with just being her weird as shit gothic ass self? The one Enid grew to LO- LIKE so much? OH MY HEART

This is such a fantastic draft you have here and I'm so grateful and honored you shared it with us. 💛 I'm no way asking or bugging you to finish it before the show drops cause I understand you prefer to post canon compliant content. All I'm gonna say is if inspiration strikes and you find your head full of ideas for this fic don't let anything stop you from writing it. You're genuinely amazing in expressing yourself in both writing and drawing so sometimes you can have a little non-canon stuff too as a treat 😄 I for one am gonna love love love it either way among many others. Of course it's up to you and only you, like I said I understood your reasoning perfectly. It's just.. this is waaaay to good to be scrapped. Really. Alright I will shut up now. Thanks again 💛

Ah not really. Whatever time i have when im not working, id rather spend drawing either for fun or my commissions. Although i do love creepy and macabre stuff, im not a big fan of horror movies. A lot of them are more about either shocking viewers and being as gorey and torture porn-y as possible, which isn't really my thing. Tho there are some horror movies out there i quite liked, I prefer to watch compilation videos of ghosts caught on camera and stuff if im in the mood for something spooky.

The SGE movie's pretty good for someone like me who hasn't read the books. My brother and I actually had tons of fun until all the confusing qb(and the whole thing with Rafal and Sophie. Barf). Like, if the filmmakers knew Agatha and Sophie were sisters then why have them kiss on the lips?? Unless they plan on retconning that since i hear that was only revealed at a later book...

Omg thank you! Ive mentioned it before but I'm not as confident with my writing as i am with my art, so compliments regarding my fics are always super appreciated. I'll consider continuing to write it, if there's still more i can squeeze out of me.