#im joe mama

[kaiserobsession]

idk how to draw but who cares i am still posting my shitty drawings

[silkythewriter]

*jumps through wall* Hello Metal Family Dee and any others with a S/O who basically is the queen of crows cause I’m gonna tame the crows around my house and I must know. Thanks you and I must tend to these unrelated wounds. *jumps through the wall to leave another hole*

//Author note (￣▽￣): AHHHH it feels so good to write again this request was a nice starter thank you for the ask I absolutely loved this one! And I love crows too their just adorable❤️❤️❤️\(^ヮ^)/ enjoy!! ;3//

Queen of the Crow’s

You jumped down the stairs of school while humming a small tune. The sun shined bright whilst it set, you shielded you’re eyes with hand and squinted a bit. You heard Dee’s heavy shoes thump on the stairs behind you as he placed a hand on your shoulder. “You alright?” He asked while watching you nod as you chuckled while continuing to walk. “Say where’s your brother? Doesn’t he stand out here for you?” You asked looking around for the redheaded boy in question. “Yea.” Dee scoffed while pinching the bridge of his nose and shutting his eyes while shaking his head “god knows what he’s probably up to, i should go find him before my parents drag me about losing him” he said with a heavy sigh. You laughed at his stress while he glared at you, “oh cmon it’s at least a BIT funny” you said while smiling. “Yea sure” he said as he punched your shoulder softly, a soft smile appeared on his face which he tried to hide but failed terribly as you already witnessed the adorable action. But you decided, for his sake to hide that fact. And instead focus on walking to your destination, “mind if i crash at your place for night?” You asked as you turned your head back to him. “At this point you live at my house so might as well not even ask” he said grunting in fake annoyance one which you saw right through.

Screaming was heard a few miles away, which made you and Dee simultaneously turn your heads to face what could be causing such screeching. After finding out what the source was Dee panicked in embarrassment as his brother came racing over to him, which caused you to chuckle at the brothers. “Heavy quite down! You causing a scene” Dee said in a hushed but angry voice which made heavy nod quickly before quieting down. Once he glanced over to you making his eyes light up “Hi Y/n!!” He said with a grin as he rushed over to you and wrapping his small arms around your waist little over your hips as he buried his head in your stomach. “Hey my strong guy!” You said as you laughed and ruffled his hair making him laugh in response as he let go of you and grasped your arm stoping you from ruffling his hair any longer “Stop!” He said laughing as he playfully pushed your hand back towards you. “Alright, alright!” You chuckled holding your hands up slightly, Dee only looked at his brother with glaring eyes before he began to move again, causing heavy to sprint towards him and you to walk behind him. “Y/n!” Heavy yelled put to you causing you to hum in acknowledgment, “can you do that thing with crows? You know the one you showed me last time!” He said causing Dee to turn his head to his little brother taking interest before looking at you in confusion. “What crow thing? Y/n CANT do a crow thing?” Dee huffed, hating the fact he was the only one left out of such detail. You only chuckled awkwardly “Nah, Dee probably just wants to go home, he’ll probably think it’s stupid” you said as you looked a Dee with a soft smile “wha- no- I mean, I wouldn’t mind.. I have time to spare anyway” he said stuttering as he looked away from you while kicking an old can of soda. “Oh alright then!” You said with a grin as you speed walked over to both of them before taking the lead infront of them and leading them to the old grave yard, “what are you doing?” Asked Dee as he watched you carefully, “climbing over the fence, what does it look like I’m doing?” You laughed as you hopped down onto the dead grass, heavy landed closely to you leaving Dee the only one to jump. He only shook his head as he pushed open the unlocked gate and walking through it with ease, making you and heavy stand there as you both let out an “ohhhh” heavy only shrugged “our way was cooler” he said as he walked over to the nearest tree housing hundreds of crows.

“Watch” was all heavy whispered to his brother as you neared the tree making the crows call out as they all flow towards you, many landed on your your out stretched arms as other landed near your feet, one even landed on your head making heavy chuckle “what the..” Dee said as he looked in wonderment at you and your body basically covered with crows, Dee out stretched a finder as you let one on your shoulder step onto it, Dee brought it close as if to inspect it. “How did you..” he said as his words trailed off being left speechless “they really like me I guess” you said with a laugh causing the crowd around you to squawk as almost in a mimic type way. “Your like their crow queen” stated heavy as he walked over with cupped hands making another crown hop off your head and land into his hands “yea!” You chuckled making Dee shake his head “you like my lil trick?” You asked dee as you let your eyes wonder to him making him nod in amazement

“it’s true you are just like their crow queen..”

[ashtxeman]

Really autistic room tour?? 🔥🔥

And by that I mean just showing all the Punchout things I have. HERE WE GO.

This is the main attraction. The Joe Shrine, The Glass Temple, call it what you will. I think I started this in 2022?? Might've even been 2021! Point being, it's a staple of my room and it's HUGE.

Next up err, my bedside wall!

This is just stuff that doesn't go on the Joe Shrine essentially! 9 out of my 11 RavagingAngel keychains are up here, 10 and 11 are the catboy ones and they're on the Joe Shrine. Otherwise, it's just my art! Other than the occasional random meme things I only ever put my art up because I don't know if other artists would be comfortable with it. :]

This is a very special area of the Joe Shrine. The stickers were the first ones I ever ordered back when my interest in Punchout was beginning. The silly Joe above the light switch is actually a 3D model that I posed, and the lovely SuperionSoldier coloured in!! The framed Joe was a gift from my friend for my 16th birthday, she's really good with embroidery and she made it just for me. I love it so much. 😭😭😭

Finally, here's all my stickers! I bought these really early on so they're not in the greatest condition (and Hurricane I bought more recently which why he's just shoved down there lol). They're very special though, and they make the boring drawers look pretty!

I also have some on my wii and my laptop!

And that's it, my room. It might not be very exciting but it's still fun to share!! :]

[submaskudari]

I have no rh ocs yet except joe mama sniffle :(((((((

once chance ma'am please omhg

[ainzuha]

chuuya nakahara from the hit anime bungou stray dogs with jou tazuna from the hit indie game your turn to die: death game by majority. i am unwell

inspired by the image below

[sorsabruh]

Phoneyy :)

His name is Joe✌✌

He also says LGBTQAI+ rights!! :)

[demobatman]

"and then she said: whos joe? and guys, you'll Never believe what i replied."

[momonica05]

*hits table*

We as a society follow a pattern:

Smells like updog

Ligma

Joe

Deez

So what’s next? What will be the next curse laid upon us?? What terrible joke will haunt our dreams every night while we ask, why? Why did it have to be like this? And how did we reach this point?

[monowires]

IM ABOUT TO START CRYING OF LAUGHTER

[tropigoo]

just got correctly gendered at chipotle of all places

[todayisafridaynight]

still thinking about how my friend said my dad looked like a yakuza last night like 😭😭 ??

[silkythewriter]

IM GETTING SO MANY LMK REQUEST AHHHHB IM SO HAPPY I LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH I CANT WAIT TO WRITE ALL OF THIS EEEEEE OMG OMG!!!!! THANK YALL SO MUCH <\\3 LOVE YOU GUYS KEEP REQUESTING LMK I LOVE WRITING FOR THE FANDOM!!!! :D.

[crarcbrocoli]

Cherry blossom wip bc I can

[mortau]

ik ive posted this link 3 times but this time its a permalink so its not going to expire

the patrons of the moon plot server

[sobredunia]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH MY MAN JEFFREY.

WHO TF JEFFREY?????

[evilsonicofficial]

I need to know what the fuck is wrong with you /lh

A lot