guys can we PLEASE stop shipping riz w people. honestly at this point i kind of don’t even care if you yourself are also acespec/arospec/aspec.
yes, aspec people can be in relationships, etc etc, but riz specifically has expressed over and over and over again that that is something he personally has absolutely zero interest in.
he’s not just canonically aroace, he also canonically does not want a relationship.
“aroace people can be happy in romantic/sexual/queerplatonic relationships” is a true statement. “people who do not want to be in any kind of monogamous committed relationship can be happy in a monogamous committed relationship” is quite a bit harder to argue.
i’m just so sick of it. i’m glad we all understand that there’s nuance to aspec identities, and everyone’s expressions of and experiences with their own aspec identities are going to be different and personal.
like, it’s not even just about the asexual/aromantic aspect anymore. it’s also just refusing to let him not want to be in a relationship. why are so many people so resistant to the idea that he does not want to be in a relationship. like genuinely, why can you not accept that there are people who just don’t want that. who would just be unhappy in a relationship. why can’t you wrap your head around the idea that wanting a relationship is not a thing that everyone secretly wants. like, No, he hasn’t just not “met the right person” yet. because there is no right person. because he’s simply not interested.
this post is kind of rambly and not as effectively phrased as it could be i think but idc.
TL;DR: riz being aroace is not the only reason to not ship him. he also, explicitly and repeatedly, has stated he does not want to be in a relationship. “aspec people can be in relationships” is completely irrelevant because regardless riz simply does not want a relationship. please just respect thag.
edit: plz don’t like this is u wont rb. i won’t guilt you into rbing, it’s ur blog i’m not ur dad do what u want etc etc. it’s just irritating for me personally to see ppl interacting w this but not willing to actually put it on their blogs.
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theres no way yersey has never ever been in a car crash because that man drives like his grandma is on her death bed bro 😭
OH MY GOD NOT BUBBE!!!!! also Put! Some! Respect! On! CLEO! BROFLOVSKI'S! NAME!!!!! because...she is dead...rip bubbe. </3 ;-;
...which i think explains A Lot abt why kyle drives the way he does.
( like no one's life depends on it -- sheila also drives like that, btw )
**idk what the rest of this ask is, i kind of just went rogue. i hope you like rollercoasters and zero consistency other than Driving HCs.
also this is just baaarely clinging to relevance in this subject area, but speaking of visiting people related to ky, i was thinking abt the iconic cd/blondie merger trip down to south park for ike's winter formal
— which, please note, i am still working out the details of, so i might be vague when i talk abt stuff bc things are subject to change —
ft. a dif ask where someone was wondering how kyle introduces stan/raven to his parents and stuff, here's my answer for you:
jerseykyle introduces ravenstan to his parents as "raven of crimson dawn" wHO HAS BLUE HAIR IN THE SP PART OF RM BTW!!!! yes, that does mean he's going through it; please be nice to him. and sheilas like "aH! so YOU'RE the reason that my sweet ike-y is puttin cleanin supplies in his hair and stuck a SAFETY PIN thru his nose!!" >:OO & stan is like AAHSHhimrsbroflovskiiamsosorrydonthurtmeaaa
also x2, when they get to sp, i think the og plan is to have them all stay in a hotel but something happens with that, so all the og sp college kids have to put up a non-sp res/celeb in their home and uh...
guess who jersey gets to keep as his crimson dawn virgin sacrifice ;)
but...more on that later! bc rn, we are talking about yersey ( you guys calling him yersey is so fkn funny ) driving WHICH UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LIFE DEATH OR OTHERWISE SHOULD KYLE BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE!!!! EVER!!!!! EEEEEVER!!!! he's TOO unhinged.
like he thinks that every driver on the road was put there to personally piss him off. and he knows all the rules n regs but the second you piss him off, you will be gripping the OH SHIT handle for dear LIFE!!!!! really, the only person who enjoys being in the car with jerseykyle...
...is ravenstan. <3
actually, during the beginning of the third part of the ravesey hate, s&k are headin ~somewhere~ in lady ( tHEYRE JUST DRIVING OKAY!! DONT BE NASTY!!! THERES ALSO NO ROOM SMH!! ) and kyle is ofc being Bat Shit Insane for most of the v short drive...so naturally stan as raven is like *mild character break* Wowza <3 skdhs like stanley??? kyle is abt to KiLL this old lady in front of u don't say aW? HELLLO
like if you Want to say aw!!!! during that same car ride, just like heaven by the cure comes on, ( it's jersey's favorite song and it's also what big gay al said stan's voice sounded like, to jog ur re(memory) ) the sound of it immediately chills kyle out, he sings along under his breath and stan is like "you changed the pronouns..." and kyle is like "yeah? so what?" abt to fight and stan just smiles like "so nothing."
" —i just didn't know you could sing, new jersey." ;)
aAAAaaaAaaAAaa
bonus hc: when stan fled the tegridy farms fire, he was in kyle's favorite shirt, which was a green oversized the cure band teeshirt <3
that is the last time that kyle drives that chapter btw ( thank god )
because stan takes over <3
ON CRIIIIIIIIIIIM ;)
which at first jersey is like ah hEEELLL NO I AM NAUGHT GETTING ON THAT DONOR CYCLE, CROW!!!! ( kyle calls motorcycles donorcycles bc theyre just fatal car crashes waiting to happen ) but they basically have no choice because lady gets surrounded by rabid fangirls and paparazzi and its hop on or get mobbed...so kyle hops on, stan puts him in the motorcycle helmet ( his hair Barely fits btw )
— and they drive off into the night <3
ALSO STAN IS A REAAAAAAALLLY GOOD DRIVER!!!! DRIFT KING!!! all his turns are really smooth, he asks you if you're okay a lot ( which, you are always more than okay because ravenstan smells like the delicious apple cinnamon glade spray and hes SO pretty ), you get to put ur hands around his waist which is a 11/10 experience also his hip tattoos give you a perfect guideline...and he breaks for squirrels! <3
i know kyle was swooning smh also crim's license plate says CRMSNDWN ON IT...she is stan's baby, he loves his motorcycle.
speaking of, i got a couple asks about handiman ravenstan doing tool shed boy things and he is actually, really skilled in like manual labor/carpenting/mechanic stuff just because randy was consistently drunk or high and never did work around the farm or...ever. so stan just kind of naturally fell into that man of the house role...AT LIKE 8? he is also just really interested in cars and tools and things. <333
SOMETIMES ON TIKTOK HE DOES LIVES OF HIM FIXING CRIM UP IN THE LIL TANK TOP ALL COVERED IN CAR GREASE IN THE STANDANA....WHEEEEEW!!!! hes also not even trying to be ;) like he is genuinely just nerding out about gears and valves and things and everyone is like wow thats crazy ur so smart raven we love u shdksh
ONE TIME I BET YOU KYLE WAS CREEPING ON THE USER2743740343 TIKTOK ACCOUNT AND RAVENSTAN WINKED AND SAID HOLA YERSEY ;) <3 AND THE COMMENTS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES WERE LIKE KYLEKYLE KYLE HAHA GOT HIM!!! OTPOTP
all this to say...uh...kyle has never been in a car crash because cars move the hell out of his way because they either don't want to die or are scared of him. every cop that's ever tried to give him a ticket got gaslit into thinkin they made the whole thing up or were immediately enchanted by jersey's intense ( police ) siren beauty.
regardless!!!!! kyle should not...be driving ever.
which is why stan does it for him <3333
also yes it is super cool when you're abt to be super late for work & ur super cool ex-rockstar boyfriend drops you off in front of the elementary school on his motorcycle.
-uncle nina, who has no idea what i was trying to say but i hope u had fun lmao, i worked 11 hours so sorry
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