#im not by kaz either but idk

[laurent-ofvere]

Maya spill the hot hot tea of what you think of Shadow & Bone series (I’ll say it cz I’m evil, it sucks—-except the cast, the crows in particular really look the part)

I mean listen ive only seen 5 eps of the second season, I haven't read the shadow and bone books to compare and im watching this season with maca who's the worlds biggest hater and we cant get through 2 minutes without her finding things to bitch about and it CLOUDS MY OPINIONS bc I try and think of a scene and all I can hear is her YAPPING

that being said okay mmm I really truly dont give a fuck about the shadow and bone plot, like I just dont care and borderline skim lmao the special effects when she does her light stuff make me violent + does ANYONE like her and mal?? anyone??

I hear nikolai is meant to be hot and charming and all that? physically he bores me lol he's just giving baby face frat boy and im not about it but like, I get it, I guess he does the job (I say as someone who's unfamiliar with his written character and dont know what the job is)

ben barns is hot hes HOT he's so hot and I would rather watch him sit in his dark vibey room and be mute and pissed off for 45 minutes than watch another scene of alina whine about thinks I dont care about and thats really the situation. also, I love genya and david is a punk ass bitch and I wish they went more into her trauma and fucked up past lmao

I so agree on the cast! I really think the crows are FANTASTIC, a way better portrayal than I would have expected. I just, like, we're all on the same page regarding the crows being the more enjoyable part of this show? yes?

im really enjoying how this season seems to be more about their actual book events (unless im remembering wrong? I feel like s1 was mainly made up stuff and backgrounds to tie them into the show and s2 is more book 1 stuff?) and for a story where so much of the oomf is in between the lines and in the "you need to read 600 pages of so many small things that alone mean nothing but together have such an impact" of it, I do think theyre doing a solid enough job. I do think that a lot of it can be quite cringey, but personally I feel like this kinda story and some of these finer dynamics are inherently cringey when on screen and more palatable when its on paper so thats not really a critique on them, more so just is what it is. I also appreciate and am endlessly surprised by how much screen time the crows get given its not technically theyre show. but thats probably bc its just the better story :)

[kazulmehto]

Folks, may I please introduce you tooooo....

✨ My Mom ✨

[neptune-scythe]

it's a sin by pet shop boys is so Kaz Brekker coded

[returnofahsoka]

just two farm boys who will turn into the most dangerous criminals in ketterdam

[a-wondering-thought]

people i'd like to get to know better tag game

and this is the original post (it got kinda long so im starting a new post ig)

thank you @alistairtalkstomuch for the tag

Last Song: Autumnal Anthology by Pkch

Favourite Colour: it changes a lot but right now maybe dark green?

Last Movie/TV show: Call me by your name

Sweet Sour or Savoury: savoury i think

Relationship Status: single

Last thing I googled: uhh it was either google translate or how to spell conveniently

Current obsessions: Hozier(hes always my obsession tho) and maybe pjo? idk im not really that obsessed about anything atm

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[demonictumble]

would i be friends with the crows?

kaz brekkar, 2/10 possibility of us being friends. i’d hate his attitude and i could not get close to him. on paper he’s a great complex character but i don’t vibe with that in rl. hes also really secretive and i could not like that. the points are added bc id have fun with nina making fun of hair and also he’d totally bring chaos into my life with his schemes (that would get annoying easily tho)

inej ghafa, 8/10 possibility of us being friends. i love have girl friends and she would totally be so great. also id totally rope her into doing my hair bc she seems to know how to braid and i would enjoy that. i dock two points bc i would be like him??? about kaz and we would both have a small fight about her low standards bc im still warming up to that man. and also bc i would tire of her sneaking up on me all the time.

nina zenik, 9.5/10 possibility of us being friends. nina seems like such a girls girl and i love her for that. i love girls girls and also she’s a queer icon like me fr. and idk we’re kinda similar and i like people im similar too. i’d love to team up with her on stuff like laser tag and we’d have a blast making fun of kaz together. .5 points deducted bc i feel she’s competitive if we ever played a board game and i too am competitive.

matthias hevlar, 4/10 possibility of us being friends. okay we’d vibe in certain situations when we both exchange glances and are like “stupid dumbassez, love them tho” . but there are bits that kinda make me shy away from being friends with him. the religiousness, like if it was like how it was in the beginning of the duology, would definitely be a sign to not associate with him bc i hage had too situations where people use religion as an excuse for being hateful. also he feels like he’s too much of a rule-follower when he’s not with nina. like c’mon, let’s go! also he seems sporty and i don’t really like sporty people which is an internal bias of mine that i’m working on okay.

jesper fahey, 7/10 possibility of us being friends. he’s so fun!! but also i hate guns so idk we’d butt heads over that sometimes but prolly not a lot. also gambling habits, i hate seeing people being self-destructive and it would make me sad to see that bc id try to help but id get frustrated quickly. he has a great personality tho i would be kinda weirded out by the flirting at first but he’d either tone it down or id return the energy. the points deducted are mainly bc of his gambling habits that he’ll get rid of but if i was there during it that’s why.

wylan van eck, 9/10 possibility of us being friends. he’d be a blast to have in a chemistry class bc you know class is gonna end with a fire alarm being set off bc he’s tired of being in class. he’s such a gremlin and i am too and i think we’d cause great chaos together. 1 point deducted bc he’s a gremlin but nobody would believe it bc he has that innocent type face (but i know your secrets van eck) and id try to convince people he pranked me and they’d be like him?! no way!! while he grins deviously. i’d shake my fist in anger but that’s all i could do.

[quinloki]

Hahahahhaa

Brain thought of this and I wanted to share

Just picturing you’re together with Marco and Sabo for a bit, but you’ve only had short times where they’re together in any capacity

And you’re just feeling bold one day and just want them to test the limits a little, see where you can’t handle it. It’s discussed and limits/safe words are put in place

Idk kinda like a free use? Within limits obvi but that’s a concept that makes brain go brrrr

And so they go ham both taking turns and sharing both whispering dirty dirty things about you (and eachother) as they use you

I still think Sabo likes to watch so for some he has your head in his lap while Marco has his fun

My favorite thoughts about this are thinking of a spit roast where they’re both taunting you to focus on whoever is doing the taunting or a nice little one behind one in front one in each ear whispering how good you are taking them both and how tight it is with both of them

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I wish I had the gift of the written word to properly articulate the thoughts plaguing my mind but I DONT and im sad

Hopefully this gives you enough of a visual for my depraved Sunday thoughts

(I unintentionally drove past a church service this morning blasting lil jon’s yeah! Earlier so between that and this… hell it is)

>.>

One day a month, you'll wake up and Sabo and Marco will ask you if you're Green For the Holiday or not, and if you are then it's open season. They'll take you whenever - where ever - and however they want.

cw: bondage, toys, edging, cock warming, anal, body painting, mdni, 18+

One of them will be railing you over the breakfast bar while the other is making everyone's breakfast. Then the other gets you post breakfast while the other does the dishes.

Maybe Sabo paints on your body.

Marco reads to you while you warm his cock. (Sabo comes by and takes you from behind, hushing you to not disturb Marco's reading, finishing on your back and wandering off while Marco keeps reading like you didn't just get railed. He'll pet your hair and kiss your cheek and let you rest against him for a bit, give you reassurances between pages.)

Maybe one holiday they just fill you full of toys set on low and leave you in a shibari in the middle of the living room, both doing nothing but watching you while they read or have a movie marathon. (You might be set up on a Sybian, and Sabo edges you with it a few times before he and Marco let you cum back to back)

some holidays they'll try out new things you've mentioned (or things they've noticed you paying attention to). toys that give them knots? hell yeah. been looking at humiliation kinks? sure they can test the limits. Orgasm counters, sensory deprivation, one holiday they don't touch you at all, and don't let you touch yourself either - it's time for a picnic in the backyard, the only thing you can wear is your collar.

Another holiday they might invite someone over you've talked about being okay with including.

You're feeding me Kaz, dangerous waters >.> (I mean I'm just adding more notes to Outnumbered at this point.)

[huntershowl]

SHIPPING INFO // ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSES SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG.

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER(S)?

i don't have one particular otp — big ships change depending on the Era hellhound is in!

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?

nothing illegal obviously — other than that, aside from long-lifespan characters whose mental maturation is slower, i generally stay away from with 10+ year age gaps when the younger muse is under 20. just feels like a weird power dynamic i guess?

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?

yes! ships on this blog cannot be pre-established — i tend to lose interest fast if they don't build up naturally, either through lots of ooc plotting or through writing. on top of that, seph is ... piiiiicky. she has very specific Types. generally, ships with very gentle, soft, mentally well-adjusted characters are possible, but transient — seph falls out of love after a point, but remains staunchly protective of them.

the long and short of the matter is she's a freak, and you kind of have to match that to be compatible as a long-term partner. but even then they don't always line up perfectly! idk. seph's weird. simultaneously very easy to ship with and very hard to ship with.

WHO ARE OTHER CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?

oh i've got lots of good ones going on right now!! pls forgive me for gushing. focusing on currently heavily-plotted and/or written ones for this bit bc otherwise it will be pages and pages!! if i forgot someone you have full permission to impale me on a pike i am SO SORRY. (aka i'll go back and add u in omg)

@vsagis' villain izuku— i had to put u first bc u kickstarted this shipping renaissance. seph and izuku clicked instantly and started a long-term trajectory that i don't think either of us writers expected. they're just freak enough to match each other, just soft enough to genuinely care. we're really putting these two through the horrors(tm) and watching them fall hopelessly, horribly in love. <3

@spiritcrown's pasha — how could i not mention pasha!! i was so happy to see you back, because pasha and seph's relationship was soooo formative for seph's development wrt romance. seph is absolutely, completely and utterly devoted to pasha. they worship at the altar of her. they would bend heaven and raise hell for her.

@crowshoots' jesper — UAHGHGBBHBH INCOHERENT CRYING NOISES. the first thing seph noticed about jesper was extremely respectable fighting skills, but even then they were definitely uhhhh touch and go for a while there before they started to simmer down and. pin each other down and — one thing led to another and jesper's being antagonized by her antagonists and they're too deeply in love to go back!! i love them. i l

@crowgreeds' kaz — HHHHHHHHH god. hi siri i know ur not around the dash much but idc im writing u into this. kaz and seph both have such a darkness in them that the other recognizes and not only feeds, but when necessary, balances. they're ruthless and violent and mean but at the same time, they have such a softness for each other that they both thought was dead. also, you're the recipient of probably the best rp reply i've ever written (that fucking. hellhound kill description. my GOD im feral for seph protecting him)

@tewwor.... goose is2g we really have the creatures ever. litho — FIRST SHIP!!!! FIRST SHIIIP i still cant believe it took 4 irl years for them to finally admit their stupid feelings. now they're soulmates and there's no turning back. he's the reason seph likes poetry in every verse. the softest snarkiest ship. probably the closest to a true YA-style soulmate seph has. she hasn't forgiven him for all the twilight jokes though tough luck jie & ricochet — the boys... the absolute chaos trio... i never expected seph and jie to fall for each other but honestly i should have. he falls so neatly into her "equally feral" type. ricochet is so calm and seph is kind of intoxicated by that. sheathed claws kind of vibe. just love these three their dynamic balances itself so well

@spungolden's dio — two femmes raised as weapons with deeply suppressed emotions, chillin in a murder alley, five feet apart cause theyre not g— (theyre gay. theyre so gay) these two are so sweet they sometimes make me tear up. they skipped the trauma stage and went straight into lesbian domestic fantasy with only occasional murder.

@chaoslulled oh boy(s). toji — brutally in love. they saw and embraced each other's monster, refused to shy away, and now they somehow revolve in this strange orbit of violent and incredibly soft with each other. i think he's the first of the current ship lineup that seph has in-thread said the L-word to. this ship was so easy to jump right into, the chemistry was like lightning in a bottle. satoru — one of the most genuinely unexpected slowburn ships i've stumbled into. these two read each other for filth INSTANTLY as lonely motherfuckers who, in some way or another, had loved and lost. they haven't even gotten to the oh-shit moment in the slowburn yet but i'm lookin forward to it yakuza sukuna — THE PAIN. THE SUFFERING. AUHHHGHGGGG HOL YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING MEEEE. these two are mirrors in the worst possible way. they've got their throats stuck under their boss' boot heels; they've been disfigured, they've had their siblings used as leverage, they've been made into muzzled dogs. despite hating each other at the start, they can't not recognize that, and it's led to this fierce protectiveness that isssss whoops evolving into feelings. i'm sure nothing will go wrong

@eraserisms' shota — AHHHHHHH god okay most of this ship has been pure plotting vibes and responses to memes, but i truly cannot wait to get into writing more of them because they own my heart and soul. i think they know each other to the marrow in a way that's not super common for seph, and the gentleness and caution with which they're starting to explore revisiting their care for each other is heartbreaking in the best way

@sasouken BEE!!!! ok chronologically(??): deku — so precious and wholesome from the start. your honor he's just a little guy with a big dumb crush. when i tell uuuuuu some of our plotting has literally made me tear up a little??? the absolute bleeding heart on this boy??? HURTS ME??? one day they'll hold hands casper — slated to be our angstiest dynamic, i just Know it. two motherfuckers who love their siblings, inextricably involved in a tangled web of crime and violence. two people who have lost so much and don't want to lose anyone ever again. i will die i WILL satoru — such... a different vibe than i was expecting in an amazing way?? his dynamic with seph is so fuckin sweet? so much physical touch born of trust and comfort. also again: her first ever fwb (for now), which is truly a wild thing to experience. sukuna — i .. . dont even know what to say about this one. (affectionate). he unlocked an entirely new dimension of freak in seph's psyche and attraction style that i couldn't comprehend before we started writing them but retrospectively makes so much sense. what the fuck is going on with these two i have no idea but i am OBSESSED with it. also writing them getting down nasty has been extremely fun, i'm enjoying it a lot

there are more sort of beginnings/potentials for ships that haven't been explored yet which i haven't included here, but i'm truly excited to see where each and every one of them goes!!!

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?

yes absolutely hahaha — at least communicating ooc about it is necessary! i'm much more comfortable shipping with partners i mesh well with as a mun and have an easy time talking to.

ARE YOU SHIP-OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?

LOOK I. LISTEN. LISTEN... IM FERAL FOR SHIPS. FERAL. even though seph is picky about them — and i promise it's not personal if it doesnt work, it truly is just her dumb creature ass being unable to normal.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?

N/A for this blog, but as a fun trivia fact, i'm deep in satosugu hell rn

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?

it's all vibes babey. we just start writing their non-romantic dynamic buildup, and if it clicks (or even if u just think ur character would have a crush!) we talk about it ooc and plot some more, then plot some more and before u know it, the angst hammer looms over ur head

Tagged by: @bearratic (thank youuuu!!)

Tagging: (points) do it

[tklpilled]

Hiya Kaz! Who are your top ten favourite lees from BSD and why? What are you personal hcs for them?

okayokay this is in no particular order but

FIRST UP atsushi. hes so cute and he deserves to be wrecked <3 his ears are definitely ticklish dont argue im right

sigma. let them experience gentle touch i am begging you. also i want them to laugh bc i know it'd be cute as hell. i feel like they blush super easily especially at teases

chuuya!! hes cute and like. if youre dating dazai u gotta go through being tickled at any time of the day. its the law. he has freckles along his inner arms and he giggles so much if you trace along them

jouno. definitely like The most ticklish character in bsd just bc .. it makes sense. his knees are his worst spot. i couldnt tell you why it just feels right

kenji!!! hes such a sweetheart i know his laugh is So cute and it just makes everyones day 10x better. hes pretty open about liking tickling (on either side) he has no shame

akutagawa. its not easy to tickle him bc he'll literally impale you if you try. so like the only person who can get close enough is atsushi. very very bright red blush its v noticeable

junichirou. hes got the sweater paws i don't need to explain myself further. his immediate reaction to being flustered is to just curl up into a ball and cover his ears

mushitarou. idk something about him just gives off big lee energy. probably the most lee character in the whole series. hes Loud he will shriek if you tickle him

tecchou. i want him to smile more :(( hes not even like. angsty or anything hes just very straightfaced and i want him to Laugh. hes really good at all the don't laugh/don't move challenges though

lucy ... i love her sm. definitely strikes me as the type to Never give up in a tickle fight but she still loses like 50% of the time LMAO. i feel like when she's embarrassed sometimes she tugs on her braids idk it feels like something she'd do

[scalproie]

omg plz do 13, 16, and 25 for the violence ask meme on tekken FWKJFK sorry for so much im just interested to hear ur thoughts!!!

13. worst blorboficiation

Objectively, Lee is the "least evil" mishima and congrats to him for leaving (tho forcefully) that fucked up family and yeah his childhood sucked big time and I have to respect the hustle of him rebranding himself into the funny "excellent" flamboyant guy but GOD he somehow successfully tricked everybody into forgetting that he is also very not a good person. I KNOW we are starving for positive relationships in tekken but he is very much as egoistical and self-interested as the rest of his family, kazuya is his brother only by name only and lee not only doesnt care about him nor their father and he would happily throw him or both of them under the bus to get ahead LIKE HE IS DOING NOW BY WORKING WITH LARS AND JIN AGAINST KAZUYA. Lee could not have inherited raw power from heihachi so he got his manipulativeness, sketchyness and charisma, and lets not talk about how the devil gene is alienating both kaz and jin so there is no way lee could even keep up with that. But if he could I really doubt he would still be regarded as the meme man that he is now. I love lee but I feel like the only person that can see smth sinister lurking under the surface thats funny and approachable and even has friends. Thats not a negative btw I love that about lee but the overly kindness I see from people's interpretation of him sometimes take me out. Hes better, but hes still not good, yknow?

(as for mk im just slipping it there bc its fresh in my head, johnny cage holds the really heavy burden of being the only somewhat comical main character in a sea of dramatic people so he is doomed to be mischaracterized I think. Either hes treated TOO seriously and it feels... wrong in a way I cant explain OR he is subject to comical whorification. But thats just me hating fun I guess.)

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Heihachi has the worst fucking development in tekken 7 it genuinely makes me insane that some people would enjoy this botched attempt of sympathy toward him, all while making fun of his original reasonning like "haha lions dont push their cubs off cliffs" WE KNOW its a traditional asian misconception that even has a name and it makes sense bc heihachi is old school but also ITS NOOOT ABOUT THE LITERAL LION THING ITS A METAPHOR ITS ABOUT GENERATIONAL TRAUMA AND TOXIC MASCULINITY GNGNHGNH and its BETTER than a hypothetical witch trial that makes NO SENSE bc HEIHACHI YOU THREW THE KID SAYING THAT IF HE SURVIVED, HE HAD THE EVIL IN HIM. AND THEN YOU RAISED HIM??? WHAT??? Its stupid. I hope he stays dead goodbye forever funny cockroach grandpa.

(mk break again but you genuinely have to explain 80% of the mk ships to me. Maybe its me being idk, a shipping paladin or smth and took an oath to the One True Pairing or whatever and im now blind to the rest but yeah I dont see the majority of it.)

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

EVERYONE SPEAKING THEIR OWN LANGUAGE AND EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER DESPITE THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST THING ABOUT TEKKEN. FUCK YOU IF YOU WANT AN ALL JAPANESE OR ENGLISH DUB. ITS ORIGINAL ITS INTERESTING ITS GOOD TO HAVE CHARACTERS SPEAKING ACTUAL FRENCH, SPANISH, PORTUGESE, KOREAN AND OTHER IN A MAINSTREAM VIDEOGAME. FUCK YOU FOREVER IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT AWAY OR IF ITS "WEIRD" TO YOU BC ITS NOT REALISTIC, BORING BITCH.

ALSO "NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE PLOT" I DO!!! I DOOO!!! IM NOT GONNA LOWER MY STANDARDS FOR THEM TO MAKE A GOOD SATISFYING STORY JUST BC YOU CARE MORE ABOUT EVO TOURNAMENTS, MICROFRAME DATA, AND IF YOUR WAIFU MAKE IT BACK IN THE MAIN ROSTER.

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

I so desperately need something SO BAD to go down that all of the remaining superheroes and all of the bionic teams need to step in, but the leaders are conferencing at the DavenTower or whatever and Horace is just. Not there. So, y'know, the Elite Force + Adam, Leo, Daniel, & Alan + Douglas, Donald & Tasha (Tasha is there because she's worried and they need her close to them anyway because of her connections to them). Then suddenly Horace. A FAMOUSLY RETIRED HERO. Comes down the stairs in his full fucking super suit. And everyone is like, "...What's up with... that?" and he's just like, "Well, every hero is needed right now, right? And Mighty Med was destroyed, so I definitely won't be there." "...So what exactly are you planning on doing?" And then Horace, who also very famously DOESN'T SWEAR, goes, "I'm gonna kill this son of a bitch."

Also queue a very nerdy and geeking out Kaz, a very freaked out and stressed Oliver, a very curious Skylar and Alan, and a very gay panicked Douglas.

oh my god im in love with this. theres something so fun about characters not normally swearing suddenly doing so to me.

I do wonder though how good he'd be in battle simply because his freezing power doesn't seem very strong. We've seen characters fight it as far as I recall, and it doesn't last very long?? idk either way i would love to see him fight. maybe hes very good with those souped up guns douglas and donald use.

[ticklishraspberries]

im going to be so fr i have felt that way ever since i lost interest in d/smp (among other reasons why i stopped writing for it lol) i barely get any interaction in comparison to what i got back then. either there aren't any popular fandoms anymore or the community is just dying lmaoo. anyway my point is that i doubt it's a you thing, especially since youre like. a staple in this community. idk what im saying ANYWAY i totally get how yr feeling and if you want to step away from the blog thats totally valid!!! numbers aren't everything but it def does suck when you get zero attention for things you worked hard on. tl;dr i feel like the community just isn't as vibrant as it used to be, but i and im sure everyone else totally gets how u feel <3

no bc this means so much kaz thank you!! <33 xx

[slightlyunconventional]

idk just gonna. some k/az rambles i Think

this will be totally incoherent btw cause im too tired to form rational thoughts but. basically ive been thinking about him obviously being a chronic holdbacker (holderbacker?? holder back??? man) but also never ever wanting to show on his face that he needs to sneeze. so im just now imagining someone talking to him and then suddenly his nose is itching but by god he is not about to let a sneeze happen. and in this situation because he's being spoken to he doesn't want to seem like he isn't paying attention while holding back but he also doesn't want to sneeze and draw attention to himself,,, so now he has to hold back while also desperately trying to keep his features in a position that says "yes i Am listening to everything you are saying Right Now". but like this backfires 1) because he just ends up looking confused and Lost and 2) he's focusing so hard on holding back that he doesn't actually hear whats being said to him,,,, so eventually after either he successfully holds back or succumbs and ends up sneezing (maybe more than once. woah), he has to be like "sorry, what?" (he's definitely not embarrassed thank you very much definitely not)

also this post may or may not have been inspired by this photo of freddy from the con he's at rn (asocas 2) bcs i just think he looks. like the lights are out but no one's home. and i just thought it would be cute for kaz to be like that when he's trying not to sneeze alright bye

[rockmeamadeo]

Bosselot for the ask meme :3c

ofc i ship them

1. What made you ship them?

literally without seeing any fanart or fic, just based on their interaction in the game

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

God… everything… they’re insane… that they show love through wresting and idk unconditional love and shit lmao <- im in period pain sorry for the lame ass answer 😭

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Idk my hcs ig?? maybe that i truly dont think either bb nor ocelot were the jealous type? like yea ofc on mgs3 ocelot was fuming over eva but i think as time goes on ocelot is just like “if he’s happy im happy” and shit, and idk i dont think he hates kaz he just likes to annoy him &/:$/&:! also i dont think bb is jealous bc he literally doesn’t give a shit and is why “ooh jealous bb doesnt like ocelhira ooh hes gonna threat them” fics feel so ooc to me 😭 he would be like “oh… fine” and continue to look at a bug or smth &/!:/&:!: yea

[kakepuff1234]

Hi!

Im illyra, you can call me Lir Lir if you want.

I decided to start writing smut/fluff one-shots

I only write AFAB readers just because thats what I feel comfortable with and I feel like Im capable of doing.

My wattpad is Kakepuff1234

I take requests and I promise to fulfill them quickly

I write for

Shows/Movies

Jeremiah Valeska (pre-spray)

Jerome Valeska

Jervis Tetch

Jonathan Crane (Gotham or TDK)

Tommy Arashikage/ Storm Shadow (either from Snake Eyes or the G.I.Joe movies)

Yuichi Kimura

Tangerine

Harvey Specter

Billy Butcher

Slade Wilson (Arrow)

Tyler Galpin

Xavier Thrope

The Marquis de Gramont

Books

Azriel (ACOTAR)

Merrik Marius -idk if I spelled that right (Theft of Swords)

Royce Melbourn (Theft of Swords)

Hadrian Blackwater (Theft of Swords)

Longwei (Nyxia)

Kaz Brekker (Six of Crows/ Grishaverse)

Nikolai Lantsov (Shadow and Bone/ Grishaverse)

[fagdykefriendship]

s&b spoilers

shadow and bone s2 was GOOD im pretty much either indifferent to or super into all the changes they made. um and wylan was perfect absolutely 100% wylan. and tbh there’s a lot of differences in medium between books/tv and i think it’s good they included some crows backstory in this season

simply because. as book readers we all know these characters. but if you were someone watching the show only i personally wld get so frustrated if a show waited til like a spin-off or season 3 or whatever to give me backstory on very mysterious interesting characters. it was good. and also mostly kaz i mean we don’t have wylans backstory yet… and not all of jespers like we saw his mom but not his dad. he’s got issues around both parents <3

ALSO ALSO?!!! alina. alina. highkey i liked what they did with her. like it struck a good middle ground!! between the fact that the original ending is good bc she sacrifices her powers to save the world (sacrifices of war) and the fact that it is annoying to see someone fight for their powers and then have them completely stripped away. i enjoyed this ending. there’s consequences for merzost.. she’ll never be the same.. AND it fits w lore since shadow summoning kinda seems to have come from morzova’s merzost and manifested into his child being a shadow summoner

only change i didn’t like was david. i hope he comes back but i don’t think he will or at least not how he was.

i’m highkey also loving the changes to jesper and wylan they did feel like the least developed as a couple in six of crows and i do enjoy them getting to have a silly little romance amongst all the tragedy and shit…

i think definitely part of how s2 was done is bc netflix is known to randomly cancel shows and show runners have to like. make every season be a kind of ending these days since they have no guarantee they’ll get an additional season. but i pray that we get six of crows jurda parents heist. intrigued by a lot of things. especially how they’ll get inej back into the soc plot when she’s already achieved her goal essentially.. that’s not a complaint tho just a wondering. it also gives them the opportunity to develop kaz and inej beyond what’s in the books!!

idk i kind of think of the show as a high budget fanfic. which makes it so fun. it’s not a direct adaptation it’s a what if something different (that still makes sense) happened! what if the crows interacted with the s&b characters! it’s so fun i loved s2

i am. so fucking glad it essentially ended with single alina bc I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BIGGEST FAN OF SINGLE ALINA!! and so glad they changed up and skipped a lot of book 2 bc let’s be real that book suffers serious pacing issues. it’s so slow. love alina’s agency. i saw some random person complaining about her “making bad choices” but um tbh all her choices seemed generally like.. they made sense so that’s all that matters